135,499 words and counting.
My editor has been asking me for a synopsis for ages now. They need it so that they can send it to sites like Amazon, so they can put it up to inform people what it is they'll be buying. I took a few minutes today to write it, and before I go to bed tonight, I figured my Minions deserved to see it first.
Last Stand of Dead Men:
War has finally come.
But it's not a war between good and evil, or light and dark- it's a war between Sanctuaries. For too long now, the Irish Sanctuary has teetered on the brink of world-ending disaster, and the other Sanctuaries around the world have had enough. Allies turn to enemies, friends turn to foes, and Skulduggery and Valkyrie must team up with the rest of the Dead Men if they're going to have any chance at all of maintaining the balance of power and getting to the root of a vast conspiracy that has been years in the making.
But while this war is only beginning, another war rages within Valkyrie herself. Her own dark side, the insanely powerful being known as Darquesse, is on the verge of rising to the surface. And if Valkyrie slips, even for a moment, then Darquesse will burn the world and everyone in it.
Friday, April 26, 2013
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«Oldest ‹Older 3401 – 3600 of 4918 Newer› Newest»ARRATAY!!!!!!!!!! STAR!!!!!!!!!! ZAF!!!!!!!!! EM!!!!!!!! *SUPERMEGATACKLEHUGSOFDOOM*
hi.
Hi Jubi!!!!
YES!!!! I posted several blogs ago, and i wanna say thank you for being SO FLIPPING FRIENDLY!!!! I felt so bad i had to leave when i came back and read your comments on how you feel bad u weren't there. *NEW FAVORITE PERSON* u 2, jubi and fabi. :)
HI JUBI!
@Zaf: Blah. We don't have Honours . . .
HI STAR!!!!! I DON"T KNOW YOU BUT I WANT TO!!! YOURE AALLL SOOOO FRIENDLYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! I love it here!
Thanks! I was wondering lol. I am pretty nice despite being a Necromancer and all.
I'm just insane.... xD
what ever you do.
NO
CHOCOLATE
FOR
JUBI
heeheeHeeee!
Raaaaawr!!!!
Supposed to be in bed:/
I will, Em, when I can get on le computer:)
OOH, GUYS, I BLOGGED AGAIN RECENTLY - idoterriblethingswhenigrowbored.blogspot.co.uk
C:
Im nuts xD well okay I may be insane but I am pretty good. I think part of it is because I get to be an Elder and I litterally fought for my position.
g2g 4 5-10 min bye
aww BYE ARRATAY!!!!!
Bye!
@Arratay: I'm so happy you love us! :)
This is a jepic place. We're not like YouTube. :P
Oh, YouTube is jepic, but it's filled with lots of people hating in the comments. :/
HI IENI!
HI MUSHROOM!
lol sorry im back now... I CANT BELIEVE how FRIENDLY u guys are!!!!!!!!!!
*grins* Aww thanks :)
I'M GOING TO CRY
I HATE YOU ONE DIRECTION
YOU RUINED MY SOCIAL LIFE
YOU MADE ME INSANE
NO
INZAYN
*giggles hysterically*
NO I LOVE YOU
OMG
I HATE YOU SO MUCH
YOU'RE PERFECTION
I LOVE YOU
Lol its because we're Minions and as Minions we are just nice in general as Derek said peace and love. The more new people the better its all so good! Everyone is welcome in Blogland
LOOOVE IT!!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
@Arratay: Thank you. :)
And yes.
That's why I'm here. :P
@Mara: You had me worried for a sec. :P
That, Clover, was cruel.
Don't.
That wasn't nice.
Please, don't become evil, like Derek, I THOUGHT YOU UNDERSTOOD, OKAY.
*glares*
But apart from making me feel these feels, I loved it! It was amazing and don't even think of disagreeing.
Msd/wbd.
I cant get over it. everyone at school is awful to eachother, and ive read the comments here befor, and NOT ONE FIGHT/argument!
MARA!!!!!! *supermegatacklehugsofdoom*
hi.
*Grins* Chill.
well I can't really be the one to tell you that, can I.... *Thinks*
We have 'Blog fights' but they're just fun not for real
I think it's nice here
<3 XD
sorry, im not usually this uber crazy, but it's just SO NICE here.
I think the only time that there are arguments is when Coco's here....
but he's not exactly real... :-/
So it doesn't really count xP
OMFG
THE PREMIER RAP
NIALL
/crying
TIPP TIPP TIPP TIPP *cries*
I KNEW EATING 1D CAKE WOULD BE BAD FOR ME
GUYS YOU REALLY SHOULD LOOK UP THE PREMIER RAP BY JOHNNY B
HE'S SO COOL
AND IT'S ABOUT TIPPERARY
MY COUNTY
IT'S SO AWESOME
AND BRENDAN CUMMINS IS MY 3RD COUSIN
SO WATCH IT :)
NIALL SHOULD SING IT
EVEN THOUGH
HE'S A WESTMEATH FELLA
I'm going to collapse and cry with the feels now.
? coco? who's coco? WILL SHE/HE BE MY FRIND, TOO???
We do have only arguements very occasionally. :) *hugs Arratay*
I often wish I had my blogfriends irl . . . :/
They're my best friends I have. *shrugs*
Lol exactly! I like being an Elder I wanna be Grand Mage but I gave up. Derek said Elder so me no argue
I LOVE LUCIANA, SHE'S SUCH AN AMAZING CHARACTER TO WRITE.
The changes she goes through are incredible, omg.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHmeow.
Cocco doesn't have friends.
He's evil
*Pats Mara on the back*
He's sadistic
:)
I'm so happy that someone likes us this much. :)
Coco is also known as Niccolo, and he's a fictional character from Areth'a story, but she comes on here as him a lot.
:)
WHO"S COCO? WHY IS HE *whispers* evil?
I'm shaking. omg.
LUCI, EMAIL? :)
why u shake? Hi maralie!!!
OH! ok. thanks, star!
No, thank YOU. :)
He...Mevolent controls him. Mevolent knows Coco's true name
LOVE IT HEERRREEE! Everybody's polite and nice and SO AWESOME.
HI ARRATAY
CAN I CALL YOU ARRA? :)
CALL ME MARAAAAAA.
OR MARA :P
BECAUSE ONE DIRECTION ARE SO BEAUTIFULLY PERFECT:)
*cries*
CONCERT
BRINGS
BACK
M E M O R I E S
MOMENTS AND MEMORIES
BOTH START WITH M
OMG
BEFORE YOU LEAVE ME TODAY
*cries harder*
Mara calm!
ok mara! don't cry it's so happy here! g2g bye c u in 10
*hugs Mara* I'm so happy you're so happy. :)
GUIZE
I'm so excited. I get a four day weekend this weekkkkk. XD
Just got tomorrow left, then four days off!:D
LUCKY! Why?
i'm so hyper
*laughs*
i'm sorry XD
i just
the feels
they have
NO
KEVIN
YOU PEASANT
*cries*
*Laughs*
*Hugs Mara*
Saturday, Sunday, May Day, Review Day. XD
Then Wednesday, Thursday, leaver's day.
I start at 10:20 on Leaver's Day and finish at 2:30 C:
I've got five days offfffff
today, tomorrow, saturday, sunday and monday:)
thank golden god for confirmations
on Saturday
i'm going rollerblading
:)
like a bonding thing
with the girls
in the class
i'm really happy now
I only get Monday off and I'll have like no weekend, because this Australian family is coming to stay with us Friday, Saturday, Sunday nights . . .
-_- Why so long?
I want a WEEKEND. *scowls*
Ah we get off end of the month for Memorial Day and thats when we have the big party that Sunday I go down to my cousin's we have a big pool party and its fun! My one cousin and i get into a big water fight and last time he litterally gave me 5min to put any electronics inside and I came out and he threw me into the pool and then we had a water gun fight AHAHAHA i will win! Then for 4th of July we played with firecrackers
*hugs everyone*
I love you so much, you know that, right? :)
I love everyone and everything here. I probably sound insane...
*grins* havent you noticed we're all a little mad?
especially me *Raises hand*
haha!
ZAF STAR JUBI UR SO COOOOL
I AM INSANE!
Apart from when I'm not.
At which point I'm exZayn. :)
Lol thanks!
*bows*
I feel accomplished
Aww thanks ^^ *hugs*
*hugs Arratay* I'm not that cool, but danke. :)
THEY ARE SO COOL.
I KNOW.
*nods*
*hugs Maraness* Well, we love you, so it's fair. :)
And now, I'm going to sleep, because I'm tired. ::P
Fours! :)
SANITY IS THE ABILITY TO DENY ANYTHING FUN.
NOT ONE OF US POSSESSES THE ABILITY TO DENY ANYTHING FUN C;
BYE STAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Supermegagoodbyetacklehugofdoom*
FAVORITE PEOPLE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RIGHT HEERRREE. *points at you people*
good glory im gushing.
Okay. Hyperness is gone. :)
Beautiful day, oh baby any day that you're gone away, it's a beautiful day~
Go on Mikey Bubbles! XD
I'm in a lyricy mood, now:P
I want you to hit the pedal, heavy metal... *sings*
Bye Stararar! *huggles* Have a good sleep!
Msd.
bye star! im probably too late... oh well, bye anyway!
I'm off, now.
Might pop in every now and again, but don't count on it.
I love you guys so much, and the random e-mails I've gotten really do make me smile - make me feel less lonely.
You're all amazing, I love you so much. <3
POOF. *frowns*
And an awkward silence spreads across Blogland like a knife across butter...
I have two theories:
ONE! Skulduggery and China have a, um... 'history'. As in Smoochtown.
TWO! The reflection/Stephanie 2.0 is Darquess. What do you people think?
Bye, Luci :( *huggles*
Come back soon, okay? Your family needs you.
Dang. I think everyone's gone... grr.
*screams*
VALDUGGERY FTW!
*runs in circles*
not as beautiful as larry though. or niam. niam is perf.
Rats.
BYE!
P.S.(I'll be gone all day tomorrow. What do we do if this comments section gets full?)
We go to the previous post. :-)
Wattpad is addictive D:
Hi Mara. :-)
Oh, that reminds me...
Distant.
Also msd for some of the same reasons I've been gone a lot.
Hi Fabigail! :)
Yeah, me too. Might have some cake, actually... Brb.
Mmmm, cake!
Okay.
Confirmation cake! woooooo!:P
It has 1D on it:3
Gtg, bed. Bye! *hugs Fabi* *disappears*
Night, Mara [hugs]
Gtg as well...
Hey guys
If anyone's here...
Guess not *sighs*
Hello!?!
FABI!!!!!!!!!!!! *supermegatackelhugsofdoom*
hi...
[is SUPERMEGATACKLEHUGGEDOFDOOM]
Hello Jubi!
Random question you don't have to answer if you don't want to: What is your favorite shape(triangles, circles, etc.)?
ummmm THOSE WIERD STAR CHAPES... LIKE A SPIKEY BALL THINGY
[Nods] Interesting answer, Jubi.
[nods again]
Sorry for that bit of randomness. How are you?
*Grins* I'm good :) how bout you?
I am okay. The worst of my History Fair project is done with! :-)
I just keep seeing shadows that look like Mimi out of the corner of my eye, it's...disconcerting.
Well that's good :)
and... Who's Mimi...? I feel like Youve talked about her before but for some reason I can't remember... :-/
Yeah, I've mentioned her a couple of times, sorry. I'll stop.
[hugs]
[changes subject]
Have you ever attempted to impersonate a classic novel with only two plastic frogs and a pair of snow boots?
Oh ok *Hugs back*
ummmmm.... Now that I think about it...
*thinks*
nope
Me neither.
[also thinks]
[hums Hello by Evanescence]
Y'know, I didn't believe Quinny when she said they were good, but I'm actually enjoying listening to them...
My friend likes Evanescence :) I think that they're pretty good ^^
They're not my usual type of music, but I don't really have much of a usual type, so... [shrugs]
Msd.
SOOOOOOOOO
Pie
aah Ok xP
Yeah, pie.
Sorry... I'm starting to get all quiet... I do this irl kind of a lot...
Bye... Maybe bbl.
I have two theories:
ONE! Skulduggery and China have a, um... 'history'. As in Smoochtown.
TWO! The reflection/Stephanie 2.0 is Darquess. What do you people think?
Did everyone poof AGAIN? BAAAhahahaaaa...
BYE FABI!!!!!!!!!!!! *supermegagoodbyetacklehugofdoom*
ARRATAY!!!!!!!!!!!! *supermegatackelhugofdoom*
hi.
Well I don't think that the reflection can be Darquesse because it's a special thingie that ONLY Valkyrie has... I know that the reflection has "Evolved" and what not... but I don't think that it can do anything as extreme as turning into Darquesse
:-/
The thing with China and Skulduggery....
I don't know xP
It's not likely though xPPPP
Also, the reflection doesn't have any Magic
It has the septer, who knows what it can do now???
totally hopeing for a chiduggery or a valduggery
g2g bye
aw OK
BYYYEEE
http://jubisblogofamazingness.blogspot.com/2013/05/violin.html
If anyone would like to bust their eardrums while listening to my very bad and squeaky violin song, YOU MAY OPEN THE LINK
New MC chapter!!
ARI!!!!!! *supermegatacklehugsofdoom of you're still there*
hi.
Hi! Yep, I'm still here, just disappeared to write the chapter. And now to start my next chapter... It's a collab, though, so it probably won't be posted until tomorrow night, or possibly later- it depends how long I stay up. *supertacklehugs*
aaah *is supertacklehugged*
so
HOW GOES IT? :D
OH and if you wanna see me fail at the violin, here
xP
http://jubisblogofamazingness.blogspot.com/2013/05/violin.html
Watched it and commented! It's really not a fail, though... And I am actually going to try to get sleep now- early, for once- so I must say goodnight. Fairfarren!
thanks ^^
BYYYEEEEE!!!! *supermegagoodbyetacklehugofdoom*
Hello? [hugs]
Ok then... Bye...
Wbd.
I HAVE OVER AN HOUR TILL I HAVE TO EAVE BCEAUSE DENTISTS. :)
Yay! :)
An hour and twenty minutes longerthan normal . . . :)
Of course, nobody would be here. *scowls*
JUST FIVE MORE SONGS AND MY 1D PLAYLIST IS COMPLETED. :)
I'm happyyyyyyyyyy. Only ever completed one playlist before . . .
1D only have two albums, though. :P
I have to admit, I want to do 1D less than the others. No offense, Mara, but there's not me, and uh yeah . . .
OH, ALRIGHT . . .
FIRST!
Yeah. :P
I got bored of not commenting.
I dedicate to Cecily, who must be eaten, and also to Zaf, Fabi, Mara, Scáth, Zath, Nix, Eve, Ivy, Adra, Arratay, Eden, Death, Cain, Em, Lav, Willow, Taia, Skyril, Dragona, Melica, Ieni, Lewis, Brave, Brad, AND OF COURSE ANYONE I FORGOT. VERY SORRY.
HOW DARE PEOPLE NOT BE HERE.
My hopes of completing this playlist before I go are being dashed. D:
Or not.
JUST THREE MORE VIDS. :)
Although, if I do OWOA . . . -_-
Dammit, four. D:
I want to get this doneeeeeeeeeee. :/
What I really want to do, I guess, is a Device playlist, but I'm holding back. :)
Time will create more vids for me . . .
IT'S BLUE. :)
I think I'm probably still a zombie . . .
But I regenerated overnight so I can walk now!
Wait, zombies can regenerate?
No, of course not, don't be ridiculous.
Then how . . . ?
I don't know. I just felt like regenerating.
?
?
PHOTONS ARE LITTLE PACKETS OF ENERGY~
AND ALL THE NUMBERS IN THIS NUMBER OF COMMENT ADD UP TO TEN!
3+6+1+0=10
PLAYLIST, COMPLETED!
*dances*
Woah. O_O
It's such an odd feeling, to have completed it . . .
Now I only have four running!
'Only'. *laughs*
*Waves*
I just got a tooth out... I didn't even notice...
HI DEATH!
Of course, you would arrive when I poof to scramble eggs. :/
And I'm going in five mins, so msd . . .
It's so irritating.
My two completed playlists . . . one has 79 vids and the other has 39. PEOPLE NEED TO LEARN TO MAKE A ROUND NUMBER OF SONGS AND NOT STOP ON A NINE!!! IT'S SO IRRITATING!!!
My Disturbed playlist has over 400 views. *dances*
AND MY LAST COMMENT JUST ADDED UP TO FIFTEEN. :)
3+6+1+5=15
And I also got 3601 . . . 3+6+0+1=10
YAY! :)
And now I think I must go. D:
Hopefully see you guys after school!
Bye Star! Hi Death!
You can design blogs really cool using this website: The cutest blog on the block
Its so awesome.
Hi Brave! Sorry, Major Payne is on!!!
*Fangirls*
I'm going on my hiking trip on Monday and come back on Wednesday.
Okay... Not here... Because, I AM MAJOR PAYNE!
Payne? *looks up*
Liam Payne :)
I have no school. So I'm bored.
Hey. *waves*
Guess nobody's here...
I'm going back to bed.
I don't have school either, Mara.
Is the 1D Movie coming to cinemas.
Ugh. This is brave BTW brb.
I thought as much...
Yeah. It is. Four days after my birthday.
Wbd.
Gtg
Stop poofing, comments! >.<
Bye Brave.
*sits in tree* *waits*
*dangles legs*
*reads TMS*
Hi! Sorry, I am getting ready for my hike!!
Hi Death!:) *hugs*
Ooh, hike! I used to go on loads in Scouts :)
I am not allowed to be a Scout or a Guide as we call them here. I'm going up a mountain for three days in my Outdoor Ed. class.
I quit. It was kinda boring after a year :P
Cool! :) Have loads of fun, Death!
Jubi is changing her picture agaaiiinnnnn
Or maybe this one....?
or this one....
Hey Jubsterrrrrrr:)
Yup. THIS ONE IT IS
MARA!!!!!! *supermegatacklehugsofdoom*
hi.
*To self* I like this one too....
And this one...
SO MANY CHOICES
OK I'M STILL STICKING WITH THIS ONE
NO CHANGING
SO MARA! How goes it? :D
Guys is there anyone here who wants to be my Partner (as in partner in something not a relationship) in DR
aw crap... I gtg now :(
UUUGGGHHH
bye :(
And does everyone here kno whow to pronounce my name? As in the Eli bit. It's not pronounced Ellie as in the girls name.
It's pronounced EEEEEEEE-lie
Prerend It's Okay... Low A, A, C, A, D, A, E, A, F, A, E, A, D, A, C, D... Hmm.
Bye Jub! *hugs*
Distant, piano.
Does anyone know another way to spell it so it DOSEN'T sound like Ellie
I almost got hacked today... Thank God for smart techy friends... They saved my worthless hide!!
Kiss You. Hmm. E E B B B A A A A C# C# C# B...
Elih, pronounced E-l-I
Or
Eligh, pronounced the same!
Ugh... I don't like music unless I'm listening to it. I hate the classes...
Music is okay. But figuring out songs is really hard. :/
Aha. E D C C C C C C C D E D E D C C C C C C C D E D E D C C C C C C E D D E D C D E E E E E E D C D E E E E E D C. :P
WMYB is easyyyyy.
Thank you so much Death!
Eleigh. *shrugs* Idk.
lol I'm terrible at this.
Dunno which one to pick.
Elih Ulcabhan Brave
That works.
Eilee, if you're going the Irish way.
my brother is about to chace me
*chase ;P
Grammatical errors annoy me >.<
Stupid piano book.
Hmm. A, B, F...
I am tired... I'm probably not here now...
Am I the only one who sees this?
http://media.wizards.com/images/magic/daily/td/td117_jace.jpg
Hi.
Hmm. Interesting...
I am a necromancer yet i still do not have a clue were the power comes from.
Ughh
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