Friday, April 26, 2013

The Synopsis

135,499 words and counting.

My editor has been asking me for a synopsis for ages now. They need it so that they can send it to sites like Amazon, so they can put it up to inform people what it is they'll be buying. I took a few minutes today to write it, and before I go to bed tonight, I figured my Minions deserved to see it first.


Last Stand of Dead Men:

War has finally come.

But it's not a war between good and evil, or light and dark- it's a war between Sanctuaries. For too long now, the Irish Sanctuary has teetered on the brink of world-ending disaster, and the other Sanctuaries around the world have had enough. Allies turn to enemies, friends turn to foes, and Skulduggery and Valkyrie must team up with the rest of the Dead Men if they're going to have any chance at all of maintaining the balance of power and getting to the root of a vast conspiracy that has been years in the making.

But while this war is only beginning, another war rages within Valkyrie herself. Her own dark side, the insanely powerful being known as Darquesse, is on the verge of rising to the surface. And if Valkyrie slips, even for a moment, then Darquesse will burn the world and everyone in it.

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Star Inkbright said...

If you're still here Mushroom, then I was saying stuff about rainbows all through DT. *laughs*

Star Inkbright said...

Zombies do not care about rainbows either, though.

Unless they are intelligent rainbows with brains. :)

Luciana said...

Rainbows are awesome.

Only here for today, btw. Someone said something's to me that sort of hurt me, and I hated the fact that I've not been here for you guys, lately. :)

Star Inkbright said...

COME ON, GUYZZZZZZZZZ . . .

You pathetic weaklings, you. *pokes*

Are so so scared of my awesome zombie army you forgot how to blogfight?

Zombie behind me: It isn't YOUR army!

Me: I was using hyperbole to create effect. XD

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Woah, sorry, disappearededededed! :O

*runs away* *screams* HARREH SAVE MEH!

Star Inkbright said...

*hugs Scáth*

That person was an idiot. :/

Nice to see you, anyway. :)

Not that, being a mindless zombie, I care about you, but I would do if I wasn't a zombie, and it's probably deceptive to act like I still do. *nods*

Probably.

. . . I'm a fail of a zombie. XD

I just have too much to say. :P

Star Inkbright said...

*shuffles after Mara in the traditional zombie fashion*

Anonymous said...

LUCY
[tacklehugs]

[is not actually here, sorry]

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Am here for about 15ish minutes before I go out.

Clover!!!!!! Haven't seen you in a while!:) *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
And Staaaaaar, Maraaaaaa and Fabiiiii!!!! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*

Luciana said...

Hey, guys. :)

How are you all?

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*climbs tree*

LUCI! *screams*

I'd hug you, but, uh... *points at Star aka Random Zombie Person*

Mean people :/

HAVE NIALL'S FACE. *throws cake at Luci*

It was like a collage of photos so there were loads of pictures :) FIVE OF NIALL AND SEVEN OF HARRY I COUNTED.

Star Inkbright said...

FABI! IENI!

I remember you! I knew you before I was a zombie!

*pauses, wondering whether to keep chasing Maraness or focus on someone else*

Uh.

*lies on the gorund and does nothing*

Fellow zombie: *looks at me* Master, we have a malfunctioning zombie here!

Me: *frowns* We have a master?

Fellow zombie: It doesn't know who you are, Master!!! *shock* It must have brain damage!

Me: For me to have brain damage, I'd have to have a brain.

Fellow zombie: You don't have a brain?

Me: NUUUUUUUUUUUUp.

Felow zombie: Well, that explains a lot. *wanders off, trampling over me in the proccess*

Me: HEY!

Fellow zombie: *looks about* *sees no hay* MASTER, IT'S ALSO HALLUCINATING!!!!!

Star Inkbright said...

@Mara: SOUNDS LIKE A COOL CAKE! :)

From a human perspective. To me, it sounds like an annoying obstacle. Without it, humans have less energy so humans easier to catch and eat!

Fellow zombie: Master, it keeps talking to the humans!

Me: Well, I'M BORED!!!!!!

Fellow zombie: Master, it can experience boredom! It is malfunctioning in extremes!

Me: And Y streams and Z streams!

Fellow zombie: Master, it needs to be exterminated so its madness doesn't infect others!

Me: *eats fellow zombie*

Luciana said...

Maths hurts my brain.

But I worked out that Cosθ= -2/3 c:

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

I had a maths test today, my brain still hasn't recovered.

G2g out now. Byebye *waves*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Nom om nom. ^^.

IT'S SO COOOOOLLLL

I'm happppppyyyyyy

omg. one direction funny pictures. i'm dying.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Bye Ieni! *hugs* :(

. . .
What is that.
who puts letters into maths.
that is just weird
and strange
and odd
and not right.
i am now dreading secondary school.

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Hi everybody! How are you all?

Luciana said...

It's theta, Mara. A Greek letter. We don't use English letters as often, now:)

Δy/Δx is evidence of the Greekiness of maths. XD
Damn differentiation!

Bye, Ieni!

Star Inkbright said...

:( FOURS IENI!

I like Maths because I sit next to my friend. :)

Last lesson we had a word war. :)

Star Inkbright said...

Her eyes were very ferweekie and I tried to shoot them then she told me to die die die so I told her to die die die. *nods*

So I like Maths. :P

Plus it requires no thinking. I mean, yes thinking, but not proper thinking. No opinions. No thoughts. You just sort of relax. :)

Maralie Lily Charm said...

MATHS IS TURNING WEIRD D:

Star Inkbright said...

HI MELICA!

I was Star before I became into a zombie.

And I have a zombie army with me!

*blasts Mara's tree with flamethrower* MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.

*realises I casn't eat her if she burns to death*

. . . Damn. :P

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Star? You're a zombie now?

Melica Frost said...

HEY ZOMBIE STAR!!!

Star Inkbright said...

Huh? Maths was always this weird. :)

And algebra is EVERYWHERE. O_O

When me littler, you did different topics of maths that were all unrelated. Like, coordinates one time, then multiplication another time . . .

Now it all blends together and overlaps. :P

Star Inkbright said...

@Lewis: I AM!!!!!!!!!!

I shal eat your brains! *happily shuffles over in his direction* *trips up*

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Maths is too complex.

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Don't eat my brain! *on hands and knees*

Melica Frost said...

Maths is amazing XD but I only love it because my brain works more sciency/mathsy :) and clearly you can see I dont enjoy english because I just said mathsy and sciency XD

Star Inkbright said...

Me: *starts eating Rhydian's hands and knees*

Kara said...

Did you guys all enter the EC comp? And hello, darlings. 'Tis Moonlight Trouble (Moon). <3

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*screams* *teleports away*

oh god. eleanor and christina. damn damn damn damn damn. this shizz is confuzzling :/

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Zombie/Star: It's rude to eat people hands and knees!

Star Inkbright said...

I'm good at English, Maths, Science and Art.

Er. :P

So my brain is sort of a messy collaboration. :)

Well, it would be if I had one. :P

But English is EVERYWHERE. O_O

Seriously. Whenever we get told to analyse pictures and stuff in Art, I'm like *frowns* This is just like English . . .
Same with all the stuff we analyse in DT.
And my Engish skills give me an advantage in long questions in Science.
And English is very similar to History.
And you use a lot of Englishy stuff in Geography assessments and blah.

The only place English isn't is in Maths.

Maths is a totally different world.

It's an island floating amoungst the blending seas of other subjects.

With a bridge connecting it to Science, I guess. :P

But English is my best subject. *nods*

English is no fair though. When you're good at most subjects, it means you get it easy. When you're good at ENglish, it just means more work and trying harder. *mtters*

No fair.

Star Inkbright said...

@Rhydian: Oh, sorry. I didn't realise. *eats his foot*

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

@R Zombie: Stop eating me!

Star Inkbright said...

@Rhydian: Okay.

*leaves him to rest of zombie army and sets sights on Ieni*

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

@R Zombie: You left me to a zombie army...I give up.

Star Inkbright said...

*grins as hundreds of zombies descend on Rhydian*

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Can somebody give me a cloaking sphere?

Star Inkbright said...

@Rhydian: *sighs* Nooooooooooo. You attack them with magic and weapons and stuffs.

Like so. *blasts fellow zombie with flamethrower*

Zombies: *see me as an enemy and come shuffling towards me*

Me: Dammit. *punches zombie in stomach*

*frowns as my finger falls off*

Other zombie: *falls over*

Me: *raises flamethrower to blast him*

Other zombie: *aims a kick at my legs*

Me: *jumps backwards into other zpmbies* Uh-oh . . .

Zombie no3: *grabs me and attempts t eat me*

Me: *hits him on head with flamethrower*

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Me: *throws fire at a zombie* That better?

Star Inkbright said...

Zombie no3: *falls*

Me: We used to fight armies of stuff all the time . . . *wistful sigh*

Zombie no4: *attempts to pull my arm off*

Me: I'M NOT THAT ROTTED YET! *bites him on HIS arm*

Zombie no4: *shakes said arm*

Me: *hangs on*

Zombie no5: *grabs my legs:

Me: *is lifted mby legs* *lets go of Zombie no4's arm* *head hits ground* OW.

Zombie no5: *starts chewing my foot*

Me: *blasts Zombie no3, beginning to be conscious, with flamethrower* Urgh. Cooked food. D:

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*skips around with flamethrower, casually shooting random people and zombies with flames*

Star Inkbright said...

@Rhydian: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY FAMILY! D:

*has conveniently forgotten the fact my family is eating me*

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Your family?

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Oops. I've thrown fire at on of them...

Star Inkbright said...

Me: *gets blasted by Mara or Rhydian's fire*

AW ****.

Zombie no5: *drops me and stamps out flames on his own self*

Me: *rolls around* *accidentally knocks into Zombie no6*

Zombie no6: *stamps on me*

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Me:*Throws fire at Zombie no 6. Comes after me*

Star Inkbright said...

Well, we're all zombies, so technically we're all family, I suppose. :)

*blasts Zombie no6 with flamethrower* *realises it wasn't such a good idea as he falls on me, setting me completely alight and trapped beneath his burning corpse*

Uh-oh. THIS COULD BE THE END OF THE STAR . . .

At least I'll go out in a blaze of glory. Y'know, because I'm blazing with fire? *giggles*

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

*Uses air to throw zombie no6 of Star/Zombie*

Luciana said...

Sorry for vanishing, I'm writing.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*points frantically*

LOOOOOOKK!! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK! *squeals*

Star Inkbright said...

@Rhydian: I WOULD HUG YOU IF I WASN'T ALIGHT.

I am a light!!! I am a light in the dark!!! And a light in the light!!! I'm a light!!! *rolls around some more, putting out fire* *attempts to stand up* *fails on account of one foot being chewed off* *happily crawls away on hands and knees*

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Stop squealing Mara.

Star Inkbright said...

@Mara: :) HAPPY FOR YOU!!! *would hug, but y'know . . .*

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Don't hug me. Don't want to catch fire

Luciana said...

FIRE IS CATCHING.

EVER REBELLION STARTS WITH A SPARK.
CATCHING FIRE, OUT NOVEMBER 22, 2013.

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Catching fire. Isn't that the new Huger Games movie?

Maralie Lily Charm said...

ONE DIRECTION
T H I S I S U S

Coming soon to a cinema near you.

*squeals* *runs around in triangles*

HARRY'S BEAUTIFUL FACE WILL BE IN 3D
AND LOUIS' BUM
AND LIAM'S BIRTHMARK
AND ZAYN'S HAIR
AND NIALL'S NANDOS.

*hyperventilates*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/4898812/ONE-DIRECTION-MAKE-SICK-CALLUMS-DREAMS-COME-TRUE.html

Oh my goshness...<3

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Deep breaths Mara

Charisma Thorne said...

A WILD CHARISMA APPEARED

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Is anyone going to the book signing in York? (In June)

Star Inkbright said...

@Mara: STOP MAKING ME WANT TO HUG YOU. :)

*shuffle-crawls around looking for brains*

Yup, Rhydian! :)

I'm looking forward to City of Bones more than Catching Fire, but I still want to see Catching Fire! 'Sgonna be awesome! :)

Luciana said...

....

What

York

Signing

What!?

TELL, TELL, TELL.

Star Inkbright said...

HI CHARISMA!

*shuffle-crawls towards her to eat her brains*

When I was human, I was known as Star, fyi. :)

Deep breathing is my friend's cure for hiccups! I tried it in Maths on Wednesday when I had hiccups and it WORKEDDDDDDDDDDDD. O_O

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I CAN'T TAKE DEEP BREATHS!

IT'S ONE DIRECTION!

*curls into a ball* *rocks back and forth*

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

There's a book signing in York. Dad said it's better weather then Leeds so I'm going to the one in York.

Charisma Thorne said...

LUCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARAAA
HI RANDOM ZOMBIE PERSON!

God I've missed you guys.

Star Inkbright said...

@Mara: On Wednesday when I had hiccups, I couldn't really take deep breathes either. Laughing to much.

But the cure worked anywayyyyyyyyyy. :)

And made me all dizzyyyyyyyyyyyyy. :P

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Hi Charisma! *hugs*

WHEN YOU HAVE PINS AND NEEDLES, IF YOU TILT YOUR HEAD SLOWLY FROM SIDE TO SIDE, THEY GO AWAY. *nods*

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

When I had hiccups I drink upside down (It really does work!)

Charisma Thorne said...

STAR WHAT THE HELL HAVE I MISSED
YOU'RE NOW A ZOMBIE?
*hides*

Star Inkbright said...

I've missed you too. *starts eating her foot*

Luciana said...

...

WHERE DID YOU HEAR OF THIS YORK SIGNING!?



Hey, Char. You're being a b*tch again, BTW. :P

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

I googled Derek Landy book signings and it came up...

Charisma Thorne said...

Luce, I appologise on behalf of Char.
She really is a beyatch AND I'M SCREAMING AT HER JUST LIKE NO DON'T DO THAT JUST GO KISS CHRIS OR SOMETHING.

Charisma Thorne said...

*sits on the zombie's head*
DEAR GOD
LUCE
THE SITTING ON PEOPLES HEADS THINGS BACK.

Star Inkbright said...

@Lewis: I doubt I could manage to drink upsidedown, though. :P

@Charisma: I AMMMMMMMMM. :)

I'm a very bad zombie, though. I don't act very . . . zombie-ish.

I malfunctionnnnnnnnnnn. *nods*

*gets shoved nto tree by fellow zombie* OI! *bangs my forehead into his*

Owwwwwwwww . . . Bad idea. D:

Fellow zombie: *punches me in face*

Me: *toasts his legs with flamethrower*

Him: O_O *lies on ground singing about butterflies*

Me: . . . O_O

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

R Zombie stop getting into fights with zombies

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Heheheh

it was a bad idea to let me watch one direction videos all day today

heheheheheheheheh

i love one direction

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

We all know that Mara

Alice (Or Tyler to some) said...

:v

OMG tomorrow guess who's on TGNS

Star Inkbright said...

@Mara: I know. *smiles* You're jepic. :)

@Lewis: Well, sorRY! :P

At least you're not all burnt yet!

Star Inkbright said...

HI TYLER!

Alice (Or Tyler to some) said...

I'm grinning like a mad man ......withabluebox

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Hey Ty!

Star Inkbright said...

TESTINGGGGGGGGGGG.

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Stop changing your name Star...It's starting to get confusing.

Star Inkbright said...

:(

Star was making it less confusing . . .

Now people know I'm Star, see. :)

*shuffle-crawls off to eat Mara*

Alice (Or Tyler to some) said...

Hey Lewis and Star....whoisapperantlyarubbishzombie

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Good point Star!

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

I'm distant.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*frowns*

NO. I will not be eaten.

i haven't seen the 1D3D movie yet, ahaha.

Alice (Or Tyler to some) said...

Hey Brave and Mara

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Hi Brave

Star Inkbright said...

*reachs Mara* *starts gnawing her leg*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*kicks Star away*

BEGONE, FOUL PEASANT!

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Don't eat people Star!

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

You can only eat people if absolutely necessary.

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

Blaaaahhhhhh

Star Inkbright said...

BUT IT IS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY!!!!!!!!!!!

How?

I'm not sure.

I'll work out an excuse later.

*falls over from kick* And, ME ME NOT BE PEASANT!!!!!!

*sees fellow zombies arriving to share in my food* NO NO NO NO NO. MY HUMAN!!!!!

*blasts zombies with flamethrower*

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Star! You can't eat Mara! She's too awesome!! D:

Maralie Lily Charm said...

JESY'S FAVOURITE FOOD IS NANDOS! O.O

NIALL + JESY = NESY? I SEE A SHIP HERE.

Anonymous said...

Hello?

My Internet may or may not be working... Actually it is working if you see this, so...

Blah... To apologize or not to apologize?

Anyway, Hello!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

ARI, HEY, HOW YA DOIN'? *hugs*

ahaha, i'm not awesome C:




SORRY STARARAR, I WAS WATCHING LOUIS VIDEOS! D:

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Hi Fabi!

Star Inkbright said...

You be popular, Maraness. :)

*pokes zombie in eye* *remembers we don't feel pain* Uh.

Other zombie: *taps me lightly*

Me: *loses balance (hey, I'm one-footed) and falls over*

*feels a tad pathetic*

Other zombie: *whacks my head with hammar*

Me: *falls over futher* Urgh.
Second zombie: *tries to chop my head off* *misses and slices into my shoulder*

WHY YOU ALL PICKING ON ME?????

Maralie Lily Charm said...

HEY, FABI, HOW YA DOIN'? *hugs*

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Star/Zombie:have you annoyed them?

Alice (Or Tyler to some) said...

*stares at conversation going on in front of me....*

Star Inkbright said...

FABI!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Hello.

ARETHANESS!!!!!!!!! :) BECAUSE THEN ME ABSORBED HER AWESOMENESS, MEH MEH.

*blasts zombies with flamethrower*

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Hi Aretha!

Alice (Or Tyler to some) said...

Hello Aretha and Fabi

Star Inkbright said...

*sighs* This generation just does not know how to blogfight.

It's vaguely pathetic.

No offense, anyone.

You're awesome in other ways. :)

Anonymous said...

It didn't publish, did it?

Hi Mara! [hugs back]
Sorry I can't get through...
(because the Internet is being |||-|||~|||~|||-||||| XD)

Hi Ari! [hugs]

Hi Lewis!
Hi Zombie!
Hi Tyler!

[tacklehugs everyone except the zombie]

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I like Blogfighting :3

BUT I'M BUSY AND DISTANT AND SORRY :(

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Ever since Star became a zombie everyone's been wary around her

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I'm off tomorrow! *cheers*

STUPID INTERNET. *kicks*

FABI. LOOK. NOW. IMPORTANT.
http://www.mixpixie.com/little-mix/

Alice (Or Tyler to some) said...

I haven't......but then again why would I????

Star Inkbright said...

That's fine, Mara. :)

It's just, I know some people miss old Blogland and blogfights . . .

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

We should have more blogfights.

Star Inkbright said...

@Lewis: They have? *virtual hugs* YAY. :)
Thank you.

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

You're the first zombie to hug me...I though a zombie would eat my brains.

Anonymous said...

Yeah... I'm horrible at Blogfighting.

I can't copy the link, Mara! :-(

I'm on my phone, which is coincidentally why the Internet is bad.

Luciana said...

LEWIS, I'M GOING TO TALK TO MY DAD ABOUT TAKING ME. BUT IT'S THE DAY AFTER LEEDS SO IDK. XD


BBS.

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

At least I'll know someone there. Maybe

Luciana said...

I posted that comment ages ago O.o

Maralie Lily Charm said...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'll show you later :) email or something...

*throws light at Star* BLOGFIGHTTTT!

Anonymous said...

See you soon,Lucy! [hugs]

Anonymous said...

Okay, Mara.

That's weird, Lucy.

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

NEW PAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

GAH!

The thingies aren't ready yet!!! D:

I dunno if I can finish them in an hour...

Anyone else want to ded?

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

I've got to go. Bye!

Anonymous said...

Bye Lewis

Maralie Lily Charm said...
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I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

hello :D

Maralie Lily Charm said...

That sounded weird ._.

I meant as in he's amazing.
The X Factor. omfg. I'm crying.

Anonymous said...

Hello Jubi

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

FABI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Supermegatacklehugsofdoom*




hi.

Star Inkbright said...

Uh, sorry.

I poofed.

But I finished my Textiles homework, so yay. :)

Looking forward to Year Ten, when we'll've picked our options. :)

Wish we were in sets for English, though . . .

*dodges light by rolling*

*fire flamethrower in vague direction of Mara*

Msd.

Anonymous said...

[is SUPERMEGATACKLEHUGGEDOFDOOM]

Wb, Star!

No? Okay then, I'll try to finish the thingies then, fail at that and write a ded.

Luciana said...

MY DAD ISN'T HOME UNTIL TOMORROW SO I WON'T BE ABLE TO ASK HIM IF I CAN GO TO YORK UNTIL TOMORROW

Emerald Melody said...

Good evening freaks.

Star Inkbright said...

HI EM!

Emerald Melody said...

Star...
Why are you a zombie??

Star Inkbright said...

Testing.

Anonymous said...

Hello Em!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*teleports away*

*stares at Star from tree*

(Why do I like trees so much?)

*throws Twilight book at Star*

Luciana said...

Bbs, going for a shower. <3

Star Inkbright said...

@Em: Why is the sky blue?

*mutters something about the atmosphere and absorbing and reflecting certain light*

Uh, never mind.

Why is blood many shades of red, inlcuding crimson?

Because of the fact blood goes red on contact with oxygen - it's blue when unoxygenated!

OH, DAMMIT.

Uh.

Why is my hair light brown?

Because of my genes.

**** science . . .

Why is Mara obsessed with 1D?

Because she is.

Why am I a zombie?

BECAUSE I AM.

*nods* See, I got there eventually. :)

Star Inkbright said...

*is submerged in sea of Twilight*

Gahhhhhhhh.

*tries to shuffle-crawl self free* *falls over, stumbling on all the books*

*blasts flamethrower at Mara's tree*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Wow way to ruin my damn day I hate people who do that

Star Inkbright said...

@Zaf: Hello. :/

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*jumps out of tree*

*looks at it*

THAT IS A WASTE OF GOOD TREES.

Star Inkbright said...

ARE YOU BLIND?
ARE YOU COLD?
HOW CAN YOU SAY . . .

YOU DON'T HAVE AN OPINION
AND THAT YOU'LL GIVE ME A REASON
THAT THERE IS NOTHING LEFT WORTH BELEIVING
IN THIS WORLD THAT WE'RE LIVING IN
WELL I HAVE AN OPINION
OH, THAT THERE IS ALWAYS A REASON
AND THEIR LIES AREN'T WORTH BELEIVING
WE HAVE TO SHOW WE'RE NOT GIVING IN . . .

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hi Star sorry im not in a good mood some people need to learn to shut their traps

I got told off by a Minion on Twiter for: 'Asking Derek about LSODM'

Yeah I asked 2 things: How violent would my death be and how many Americans died so far

And I get told apparently EVERYDAY i ask questions first pff last time I spoke to Derek was in Derry and when he Tweeted I was in school so yeah just pisses me off

Anonymous said...
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Star Inkbright said...

@Mara: Look at me not caring. :P

*torches nearby trees*

When I first heard the song Opinion, I started crying coz I loved it (the lyrics, mostly) so much. :P

YOU DON'T HAVE AN OPINION
AND THAT YOU'LL GIVE ME A REASON . . .

Star Inkbright said...

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I guess I'll brb. :/

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*hugs Zaf*

I know how you feel.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*lays on the sand by the lake*

Ugh and te day I get the house to myself my Dad takes the mail or there isnt any which means another day to wait and see if my book decided to make its way to America

Anonymous said...

See you Star

Maralie Lily Charm said...

May 28!

FAAAAAAAAAAAAABIIIIIIII!

DNA IS COMING OUT IN AMERICA ON MAY 28TH!

Unless you already knew...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

DNA?

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Little Mix:)

It's in his DNA, D-D-D-DNA
It's in his DNA
And he just takes my breath away
B-b-b-breath away
I feel it everyday
And that's what makes a man
Not hard to understand
Perfect in every way
I see it in his face
Nothing more to say
It's in his D-D-D-D-DNA~

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*nods*

Right

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Yepperoni. :)

Luciana said...

Helloooooooooooo:)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

LUCE!!!!

*tackles*


Omg guys it's freakin 70 degrees here NOT Celsius lets say its extremly warm compared to the UK

Anonymous said...

Did my comment poof or not post in the first place? [blames internet]

Hello Lucy! :-). [hugs]

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Hi Luci! *huggles* :)

Luciana said...

Hey Zaf:) *hugs* How are you doing, gorgeous?:3

Hello Fabi! *huggles*

Hey Maralie~! How are you, beautiful?:D *hugs tight*

Emerald Melody said...

Oh right Star.

I just asked because I am reading 'Alice in Zombieland' at the moment and it seems that zombies have become the 'in' thing this year lol

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I'm happyyyyyy:)

How are you, Luci?:)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Ah I'm okay I got iced coffee

Anonymous said...

I dedicate this page to colors and sparkles and shiny things. And GLITTERRRRRRRR.

Also to cheery moods and mixed berry smoothies and pasta with broccoli.

And Luciana Scáth. Good to see you again! My autocorrect still remembers the accent on your surname! :-)

And Star, for inspiring a good idea that is secret for now. :-)

Also to Zaf, Aretha, Little Mix, One Direction, Mara, Ember, Saph, bananas, Em, Jubi, Evanescence and all the people and things I want to ded to but don't have time.

Also to [insert your name here] and [insert your favorite food here] and [insert the name of your favorite band/singer here]. Also to Mycroft and his Umbrella.

And now I actually have to go work on my project... Blaaaaah. I think that means saying bye to you all and the cheery mood.

Until later!

Star Inkbright said...

*giggles* My hair always goes all poofy after I dry it . . .

I just created a LM playlist, btw. :)

I now have fiev playlists going.

Joy . . .

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Perriefect ded, Fabi! :) *hugs*

See you!~


Msd.

Star Inkbright said...

*five

Star Inkbright said...

Seriously. Like, pooooooooooof. It poofs all poofily. :)

I like it poofy. :)

It's very poofy for straight hair. :P

Not for curly hair, but my hair is straight. :)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

HEAR HEAR!!

Omg best project ever! So I decided to do my English project on KOTW so i needed 10 artefacts so these are my 10

The Scepter
The god-killer (sword)
Tanith's sword
Book of Names
Valkyrie's Necromancer ring
The Cube
Valkyrie's jacket
A remmnant
Mevolent's veil thingy
Eliza's wooden plank thing with TFO symbol

Star Inkbright said...

I'm still a zombie, just missed my name . . .

Star Inkbright said...

Awesome, Zaf! :)

Luciana said...

Bye anyone who left!<3


Wbd, writing:)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

For the Book of Names I'm putting Valkyrie Argeddion Myron Stray myself and a few of my friends names in it so it can show when opening it the names appear and for the Scepter for extra credit we're allowed to make some type of case and I'm making the case eith the symbol in the throne room

Star Inkbright said...

Oh dear. I feel like having a go at people today. Maybe I should leave . . .

Oh, msd anyway, btw.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*hugs Star*

Staaar! My school colours are blue and white

Star Inkbright said...

@Zaf: BLUEEEEEEEEEE. :)

Your English thingy sounds so awesome. :) I'm jealous. :P

*hugs*

Thank you. :)

Star Inkbright said...

Yay, the radiators are on! :)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Of course! And thats the fun part xD i gotta annalize the book but eh its easy: This book is proof that authors can torment readers emotions. Derek Landy is a prime example of it. He attaches you to a character and kills them off and sits in Ireland laughing at us. When we ask why he just pretends to be innocent. He is not innocent.

Star Inkbright said...

*grins*

Awesome! :)

I wish were analysing books of our choice. But nooooooo, GCSE this, GCSE that, GCSE the other. :)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Ah well in Honors we get a lot of leway on stuff but we do a lo of work during the year so this is nice. I kinda wish LSODM was out since it'd be cool to annalize the book I'm in but my teacher said if I bring in my signed TMS copy wen it arrives it'd be awesome

Emerald Melody said...

Hey guys, can I ask a favour?

Can you all give my book blog a follow. All you have to do is subscribe using your email address.

It would mean a lot to me.

http://ineedabiggerbookcase.wordpress.com/

Elder Arratay Shadows said...

Hello? HI!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Sure Em!

Arratay were you who wanted me yesterday? I forget

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

hola amigos

Star Inkbright said...

HI ARRATAY!

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