Friday, April 26, 2013

The Synopsis

135,499 words and counting.

My editor has been asking me for a synopsis for ages now. They need it so that they can send it to sites like Amazon, so they can put it up to inform people what it is they'll be buying. I took a few minutes today to write it, and before I go to bed tonight, I figured my Minions deserved to see it first.


Last Stand of Dead Men:

War has finally come.

But it's not a war between good and evil, or light and dark- it's a war between Sanctuaries. For too long now, the Irish Sanctuary has teetered on the brink of world-ending disaster, and the other Sanctuaries around the world have had enough. Allies turn to enemies, friends turn to foes, and Skulduggery and Valkyrie must team up with the rest of the Dead Men if they're going to have any chance at all of maintaining the balance of power and getting to the root of a vast conspiracy that has been years in the making.

But while this war is only beginning, another war rages within Valkyrie herself. Her own dark side, the insanely powerful being known as Darquesse, is on the verge of rising to the surface. And if Valkyrie slips, even for a moment, then Darquesse will burn the world and everyone in it.

4,918 comments:

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Duck said...

You would think that would be acidic like the blood in the Alien movies but what do you know, you learn something everyday.

Unknown said...

Hello peoples!
Hey Duck were you the one that gave us the riddle yesterday?

JonathonMoore. said...

Always wanted to see those movies. Anyway, you with blood of a vampire and... this happens. Don;t talk to me about Nye.

JonathonMoore. said...

Hello Alex, to know what's going on, look up. :)

JonathonMoore. said...

I really should go to bed. Its midnight here.

JonathonMoore. said...

Stupid keyboard. You mix it with the blood of a vampire is what I ment.

Duck said...

I was the one with the riddle Alex and it was quite a simple one.

But this is a hard one:
"What's in my pocket?"

Unknown said...

I'm still kinda confuzzled but ok.
Bye Jonathon!

Unknown said...

Did you get my answer?

JonathonMoore. said...

A ring! Bye Alex!

JonathonMoore. said...

I'll talk to you guys later, I think, getting really tired now. (Yawn) good night

Duck said...

Bye Jono
Your right about the ring

And what was your answer Alex?

Unknown said...

It was 'nothing'.

Duck said...

CORRECT
Have a metaphorical sticker or cookie or puppy or something. Doesn't really matter because they're metaphorical.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Bloody hell I saw a fight

Duck said...

OK have to go to bed now GOODNIGHT

Also, Hi Zaff

Unknown said...

Bye and THANK YOU Duck.
Hi Zafira.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

HELLO
WBD

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

No...? No one?

Unknown said...

Jubi!!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

ALEXANDRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *supermegatacklehugsofdoom*


hi.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

if you're still there... :-/

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

I Guess not

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*Rocks back and forth on the floor*

*mutters* All alone... all alone... all alone....

Unknown said...

Your scarring me Jubs...

Unknown said...

Hi Brad!

Dynasty Maguire/Rathrockt Maguire (Brad Wood) said...

Hi how are you today Alexandra?

Unknown said...

I'm good thanks and you?

Dynasty Maguire/Rathrockt Maguire (Brad Wood) said...

Yeah good!

Dragona Pine said...

Hello.

Dragona Pine said...

deadreaping.blogspot.co.uk

Dynasty Maguire/Rathrockt Maguire (Brad Wood) said...

Hi Dragona do you wanna chat at Dead REaping about the plot line then inform the others?

Dragona Pine said...

Brad, nah not yet. In a bit when there's more members.

Dynasty Maguire/Rathrockt Maguire (Brad Wood) said...

K Will you like post a blog of the rules and stuff and how many memebers will there be aloud?

And Cheese!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

JUBI HAS RETURNED!! AND PEOPLE ARE HERE! :D YAAYY

Dragona Pine said...

Hm. I will tomorrow. Just to give people a little more time. ^^

Dynasty Maguire/Rathrockt Maguire (Brad Wood) said...

OK, Cool! Are you on twitter Dragona If yes I'd like to follow you

Dragona Pine said...

I kind of... got banned from Twitter from spamming celebrities with cheese adverts. I think.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

BRAD!!!!!!!! DRAGONA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *supermegatacklehugsofdoom*


hi.

Dragona Pine said...

Hey Jubi! How are you?

And:


deadreaping.blogspot.co.uk

Please check that out!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

I'm OK :P I'm in History class... so wbd

and I already checked it out :) I don't think I'm gonna join though... I'm not very good with collabs..

Dynasty Maguire/Rathrockt Maguire (Brad Wood) said...

Hi Jubi *Hugs Back*


Mean twitter!

Dragona Pine said...

Oh, ok Jubi. ^^ I don't think it'll be like normal colabs though since... I don't know how to run them. ^^

Mary Contrary said...

LOL
Spamming celebrities with cheese adverts. xD

Sorry.
Hi, btw.

wbd/msd

Dragona Pine said...

I sent everyone who commented an invite.

Dragona Pine said...

Taia, no joke. I kept pressing the twitter button on the cathedral city advert and yeah it ended up spamming loads of celebrities.

Dynasty Maguire/Rathrockt Maguire (Brad Wood) said...

So me OK I'll go check on my hotmail.

Dynasty Maguire/Rathrockt Maguire (Brad Wood) said...

Dragoan I dont have the email

Mary Contrary said...

xD That's awesome, Dragona.
I mean, maybe a little tough on the celebrities, but even so... :P

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

TAIA!!!!!!!!!! *Supermegatacklehugsofdoom*



hi.

Mary Contrary said...

JUBI!!!! *is supermegatacklehugofdoom-ed*

Hi!

Dynasty Maguire/Rathrockt Maguire (Brad Wood) said...

Guys who are ever in Dead Reaping do you have to use your gmail if you are being invited to a blog as I did not use my gmail one?

Star Inkbright said...

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

I started extensively drawing the chorus to My Fist, You Mouth, Her Scars today in my school notebook thing.
Maybe it's good that it was decorative and not easily readable. People might have thought I had problems. :P

Mary Contrary said...

@Brad: I think you have to use whichever email you're signed up to blogger with. :)

HEY, STAR!
:)

Dynasty Maguire/Rathrockt Maguire (Brad Wood) said...

Star not joining MC. Joining Dead Reaping!

Dynasty Maguire/Rathrockt Maguire (Brad Wood) said...

Oh Ok will do! Eeh silly me!

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Rules scare me off...
I took one look at MC, when it first appeared, decided it was too scary and ate it! *nods*
And I barely have time for my own writing, so bleeeeh!!!!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

STAR!!!! IENI!!!!!!!!!! *supermegatacklehugsofdoom*


hi.

Mary Contrary said...

Hi Ieni!
*nods* I know what you mean.
But I don't even get around to my own writing, any more. Which is a big part of the reason I'll be joining the Dead Reaping project, I guess. In about eight weeks' time, that is. :P

Dynasty Maguire/Rathrockt Maguire (Brad Wood) said...

OK signed up for DR

Star Inkbright said...

*Your

Dammit.

Hey. :)

Mary Contrary said...

@Brad: Yay!

Star Inkbright said...

But now
It's over
I'm calmer
Her crimson flowing down
Like water
I saw her as she HIT THE GROUND!

*adjusts space in book as the HIT THE GROUND is a little squished*

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Hi, Jubi, Taia, Star, Brad, and whoever else may be here!:) *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*

That makes absolutely no sense to my brain, Taia, but who cares! *nods and goes along with what Taia says she pretends to understand*

Dynasty Maguire/Rathrockt Maguire (Brad Wood) said...

Yay! Am very happy now!

Mary Contrary said...

*laughs*
Sorry, Ieni. I think what I meant to say is that Dead Reaping would give me an excuse of sorts to write again. Kind of. :P

BRB because Blogger issues. >.<

Star Inkbright said...

GAHHHHHHHHHHHH HOW DARE THERE NOW BE ENOUGH ROOM FOR THE THE. *glares*

I barely have time for my own writing either . . . Doing unnecessary stuff like this doesn't help. D:

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*Glares at the The*

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

I got all my GCSE options, yesterday, by the way:)
I have to poof now though, because munchtime!!:)
Byebye *waves*

Dynasty Maguire/Rathrockt Maguire (Brad Wood) said...

bye leni

Star Inkbright said...

:( FOURS IENI!

Thank you, Jubi. :)

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

BYE IENI!!!!!!!!!

Dragona Pine said...

Back.

Dragona Pine said...

Damn. Washing up, brb.



You use the email you used to create your blogger account.


And just the link again:

deadreaping.blogspot.co.uk

Dynasty Maguire/Rathrockt Maguire (Brad Wood) said...

Thanks Dragona! I'm in Dead Reaping! I will ot post anything until we have a proper storyline.

Dynasty Maguire/Rathrockt Maguire (Brad Wood) said...

*not

Mary Contrary said...

Back.
I might've been quicker, but I had to sign out, and then couldn't remember my Blogger password. xP

Still wbd/msd

Star Inkbright said...

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I changed the layout and now I can fit the 'flowing' on the first page. :)

WB Dragona!

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

I return!:)
Wbd and msd, though:(

Dynasty Maguire/Rathrockt Maguire (Brad Wood) said...

Yes Star you've joined Dead Reaping!

Mary Contrary said...

I AM, I AM
I AM SUPERMAN
AND I KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING
I AM, I AM
I AM SUPERMAN
AND I CAN DO ANYTHING~

Sorry. That's been in my head for two days. It's good to get it out. xD

Yay! for joining Dead Reaping. :3

Dynasty Maguire/Rathrockt Maguire (Brad Wood) said...

Yeah it feels good!

Mary Contrary said...

CATS!
*hides*
MY COMPUTER IS SHOWING ME ADS IN WELSH.

Mary Contrary said...

The Welsh language and I don't get on too well. :P

Also, very msd. :/

Dragona Pine said...

Back.

Dragona Pine said...

If anyone is worried about the rules of Dead Reaping, don't. They won't be restricting as such, just in terms of the content, such as putting *s in the middle of swear words if you include them during stories and stuff.

I AM rather pleased with how it's turning out.

Dynasty Maguire/Rathrockt Maguire (Brad Wood) said...

WOO HOO the birth of Dead Reaping!

Dragona Pine said...

Star, I've sent you an invite. ^^

Dragona Pine said...

Tomorrow, I will be making a post about... well generally saying welcome, what my ideas are (though they're COMPLETELY up for discussion), and generally sorting things out.

As for why it's tomorrow, just to see if anyone else would like to join. We already have 8 people who are interested, and maybe 6 who would be able to be active nearly all of the time.

Star Inkbright said...

Awesome! :)

Dragona Pine said...

I'm pleased. I didn't expect it to be this like... big? ^^

Mary Contrary said...

Damn. Have to go.
Need to work!
Work!
Work!

Yeah.
I'll probably be back in a couple of hours. :)

Bye~

Star Inkbright said...

Eve is trying to figure out what exactly is blue. *giggles*

IT'S BLUE!

Dynasty Maguire/Rathrockt Maguire (Brad Wood) said...

WBID

Star Inkbright said...

:( FOURS TAIA!

Dragona Pine said...

So if there are any people who you'd like to join, you should inform them about it either tonight or tomorrow, though they can join at any time so it doesn't really matter but if they join sooner rather than later there'll be less to catch up on.

Star Inkbright said...

Oh, good. I appear to be contributing. :)

*starts colouring in letters*

Dragona Pine said...

Yup I invited you Star. ^^


It'd be great to have like a logo or something. Hm...



*goes to use a logo creator*

Aisling Dubh said...

Hello

My brother got to play in Croke Park today in a hurling blitz. An he scored a goal and a point. I'm jealous of him.

Aisling Dubh said...

And

Dragona Pine said...

Hey Aisling! How are you?

Aisling Dubh said...

* *and

Star Inkbright said...

HI AIS!

Lucky him! :)

Aisling Dubh said...

I'm good. And trying to decide whether to be jealous of my brother or happy for him. Actually I'm both. *nods*

How are you?

Dragona Pine said...

Aisling, have you seen the Dead Reaping project?

deadreaping.blogspot.co.uk

Aisling Dubh said...

*opens schoolbag* *looks inside for homework* it's not there. I swear I put it in my bag before leaving. Although I did leave school early today to go to Croker. I only have my reading book. Uh oh. Ah well my teacher should hopefully understand.

Dragona no I haven't read it I'll go read it now as it appears that I can't do my homework.

Star Inkbright said...

OH ****.

That will teach me for not concentrating.

*glares at giant blue gash through T*

Aisling Dubh said...

Dragona sounds good. I'll do it if I'm allowed set up a new email. Which is unlikely but possible.

Star Inkbright said...

Blood isn't actually crimson . . . *frowns*

At least, I don't think so.

Dragona Pine said...

It'd be good if you'd join Aisling.

Star Inkbright said...

Brb. :(

Aisling Dubh said...

Blood coming from the heart is red cause its full of oxygen. When the blood is on it's way back to the heart it's dark red/blue cause its not full of oxygen.

Dragona Pine said...

Aisling, blood is always red. Veins are blue because light has to penetrate them or something. Blood is read because of hemoglobin which binds with the oxygen. It's bright red when it's oxygenated and dark red when it isn't.

Unknown said...

Hello peoples!

Dragona Pine said...

*red

Dragona Pine said...

Hey Alexandra! How are you?

Unknown said...

I'm good thanks Dragona!
How are you?

Aisling Dubh said...

Hi Alexandra

Dragona Pine said...

I'm fine, thank you. Have you seen a joint story I'm doing?

deadreaping.blogspot.co.uk

Star Inkbright said...

But it isn't CRIMSON . . .

I'm wondering what on earth the point in this is. There wasn't much of a point anyway, but if blood isn't crimson, then that's less than poinless. That's STUPID.

:/


Oh well. Nice to be drawing something for myself for a change. :)

Aisling Dubh said...

No I wouldn't call blood crimson.

Dragona Pine said...

Dark red = crimson-ish, or not?

Star Inkbright said...

I though blood WAS blue when unoxygenated and it went red oxygen got in it . . .

Oh well, I'm probably wrong. :P

BUT WHEN PEOPLE BLEED IT ISN'T CRIMSON.

I THINK.

IT'S MORE SCARLET.

Aisling Dubh said...

But then I'm not 100% sure of what shade crimson is.

Star Inkbright said...

Maybe dark red equals crimson, Dragona, but the person in the song was bleedING. Oxygen contact, so red. O_O

Unknown said...

Hi Aisling! Hi Star!
Isn't crimson sorta pink?

Star Inkbright said...

Well, I'm assuming crimson is the colour of the ink from my crimson felt tip.

*debates stabbing self with needle so I can inspect my blood*

And blood is more like my bright red pen than my crimson one, I think . . .

Mary Contrary said...

Hey! I'm back, for a while.
One maths past paper down. (Yay!-ish)

Crimson, I'd say, is DEEP red, as opposed to dark red. They mean different things, in my mind. :P

Unknown said...

DO NOT stab yourself with a needle!!!!!!!!!

Unknown said...

Hi Taia!!

Star Inkbright said...

Wait a sec and I'll show you my pen colours as my profile pic. :)

Aisling Dubh said...

Hi Taia

One down is good though. It's one less that you have to do. *rereads the last sentence* that made no sense whatsoever.

I have loads of and of year tests coming up. I don't mind the tests it's just that they take so long and we're not allowed go to the toilet or move from our chairs.

Aisling Dubh said...

*end

Star Inkbright said...

HI TAIA!

:( Why not?

It would just be my finger.

I can't find a needle, though . . .

Dragona Pine said...

Star, no needles. ^^

Unknown said...

I'm sure you know the colour of blood! Just shine a torch through your fingers

Aisling Dubh said...

Or you could just wait until the next time you cut yourself and check then. I get cuts regularly. A side effect from G.A.A.

Star Inkbright said...

Dammit. I appear to have lost my needle. That's annoying - what about when I need to sew something?

I'll have to get a pin from downstairs . . .

Mary Contrary said...

Hi Alexandra!

Hi Ais! Aw. I understand, completely. I struggle to sit for so long in silence. Especially when the tables wobble...
They do help though, I think. If I'd never had end-of-year tests before, actual GCSE exams would be 999,999,999x scarier. :P

Hi Star!

Anonymous said...

I had a nightmare last night, there was blood everywhere and it was more scarlet than crimson, if that helps.

Don't stab yourself with a needle, it hurts.

[is not here]

Aisling Dubh said...

Star don't stab yourself with a needle of a pin or anything else. Not a good idea.

Star Inkbright said...

I rarely get cut ever! D:

I used to regulary bleed around my fingers because of my chewing and tearing at the skin there, but I've got a better at not doing that . . . :)

I still do it. Just slightly not as bad.

Star Inkbright said...

HI FABI!

I know. SCARLETTTTTTTTTTT.

Dragona Pine said...

Star, don't.





And hey Fabi!

Unknown said...

Hi Fabi!!

Aisling Dubh said...

They're not really important just to see what sort of level you're at. But the results of the tests this year are going to our secondary schools.

Aisling Dubh said...

Hi Fabi

Aisling Dubh said...

Wbd reading

Star Inkbright said...

Actually, I could just tear at the skin on my one of my fingers and that would bleed . . . O_O

Nah, that's more painful. :P

Dragona Pine said...

Congratulations on getting first, Star. ^^

Mary Contrary said...

Hi Fabi!! :)

@Ais: *nods* I know the ones. :)

Star Inkbright said...

THAT had to be first comment? *shakes head*

Aisling Dubh said...

Star don't do that. That sounds even worse than the needle.

Star Inkbright said...

And those are my pen colurs, btw. *points at profile picture*

Aisling Dubh said...

Is it just me or does the red look orange?

Star Inkbright said...

It is worse than the needle. Larger wound and skin removal. :P

Mary Contrary said...

*laughs*
There's no better first comment than the unsuspecting. :P
But, yeah. Needle would be better than skin-tearing, I think. o0

Unknown said...

I like the crimson more than the red :P
Please Star don't hurt yourself!

Star Inkbright said...

It is a bit orangy. *shrugs*

It's one of those reds.

Unknown said...

No. No skin tearing and no needle.

Mary Contrary said...

@Star: Crimson looks good, to me. But it may just be, like, lighting or something, I guess.
Also: SAME HOMEWORK PLANNER-NESS
(Or, it looks awfully similar, anyway. :P)

Dragona Pine said...

deadreaping.blogspot.co.uk



If there's anyone who you'd like to join, just tell them before tomorrow so they don't have much to catch up on, though anyone is free to join at any point.

Unknown said...

Star is that your writing?

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Mary Contrary said...

Gah. Gotta dash again.
BBL.
*waves*

Aisling Dubh said...

Bye Taia

Dragona Pine said...

Bye Taia!

Star Inkbright said...

*bounds into bedroom with saftey pin* I DEDICATE TO MINORY INJURING YOURSELF IN ORDER TO PROVE A POINT! *stabs*

*frowns* Ow. Producing blood is harder than I thought.

Oh, dammit. You can't see that with all the felt tip. D:

*tries a different finger*

Aha. There.

*scowls* And now my stupid phone won't take a good picture . . .

Maybe I'll have to try again.

Aisling Dubh said...

My ankle is really really itchy and I can't scratch if cause I've got a scab there. Ahh it's so itchy.

Star Inkbright said...

It was only a teeny tiny amount of blood, guys. Doesn't deserve to be called a drop. *mutters*

It is my writing, Ais. :)

Aisling Dubh said...

Star no don't injure yourself again. There was no need to do it in the first place.

Dragona Pine said...

*pokes Star repeatedly*

Aisling Dubh said...

*rubs scar* wait when did I start doing that? I have a scar just above my eye and I'm pretty sure I don't rub it subconsciously but I just did there. Maybe I've been doing that for years and have never noticed.

Star Inkbright said...

O_O

THAT WOULD BE FREAKY.

*is trying to stab thumb with saftey pin* Owwwwwwwwww . . .

You're right, this was stupid. D:

Dragona Pine said...

*keeps poking Star*

Unknown said...

Your writing is really pretty!!!!!
Stop hurting your self!!!!!!!!!

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

I haven't been to school in two days. I'm sick...

Unknown said...

Hi Brave!!!

Star Inkbright said...

:( Poor you, Brave!
My brother's ill too . . .

*laughs* If I was in a book, I'd've sliced my skin open with a dagger.

Star Inkbright said...

And, thanks. :)

Dragona Pine said...

Hey Rubix! How are you?

And, maybe something you might be interested in joining:

deadreaping.blogspot.co.uk

Aisling Dubh said...

Hi Brave hope you get better soon.

Star yeah you probably would have. Characters in books often do extreme things.

Star Inkbright said...

*remembers a scene in a Gone book*

"Does anyone have anything sharp?"
Three knives flashed out.
"I was thinking more of a pin."

And, yeah. :P

Mary Contrary said...

Hi again, again! :3

*waves*

Star Inkbright said...

HEY TAIA!

Star Inkbright said...

*has returned to the familiar territory of chewing the skin around my fingernails*

OH YES.

BLOOD.

WITH BARELY ANY PAIN.

BEAT THAT. :)

Screw pins. :P

Dragona Pine said...

*pokes Star harder*

Star Inkbright said...

But that barely hurt and I've been doing it for years . ..

Aisling Dubh said...

STAR!! Stop hurting yourself.

Mary Contrary said...

Hi Star! Hi Ais!

@Star: In my experience, there is pain a little while after the chewing of skin, usually.

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

And my medicine tastes like A remnats puke.

Dragona Pine said...

Rubix, how do you know what a remnants puke tastes like? :P

Star Inkbright said...

@Brave: GRR I HATE NASTY MEDICINE. D:

Star Inkbright said...

My thumb's sore, now . . . :P

I'll deal. I got a good pic.

Aisling Dubh said...

Ugh nasty medicine is horrible.*shudders*

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

Dragona, I'm interested in Joining your Blog.

Mary Contrary said...

*hands Brave a cookie*
Sounds nasty. :c

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

And i did not know what a remnants puke tasted like...

before i took the medicine


and now i sadly do.

Dragona Pine said...

Ok then Brave. If you leave your email I'll add you as an author ASAP.

Star Inkbright said...

I had nasty medicine I had to take four times a day in year . . . whatever it was.

Yuck. D: I hated it. It was pink and disgusting.

Had to go and get it from the office every school lunch. :/

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