135,499 words and counting.
My editor has been asking me for a synopsis for ages now. They need it so that they can send it to sites like Amazon, so they can put it up to inform people what it is they'll be buying. I took a few minutes today to write it, and before I go to bed tonight, I figured my Minions deserved to see it first.
Last Stand of Dead Men:
War has finally come.
But it's not a war between good and evil, or light and dark- it's a war between Sanctuaries. For too long now, the Irish Sanctuary has teetered on the brink of world-ending disaster, and the other Sanctuaries around the world have had enough. Allies turn to enemies, friends turn to foes, and Skulduggery and Valkyrie must team up with the rest of the Dead Men if they're going to have any chance at all of maintaining the balance of power and getting to the root of a vast conspiracy that has been years in the making.
But while this war is only beginning, another war rages within Valkyrie herself. Her own dark side, the insanely powerful being known as Darquesse, is on the verge of rising to the surface. And if Valkyrie slips, even for a moment, then Darquesse will burn the world and everyone in it.
Friday, April 26, 2013
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«Oldest ‹Older 1801 – 2000 of 4918 Newer› Newest»Arghhhhhhhhhhhh no you're not shaking AGAIN . . .
Yeah, I should get off my ladder. :P
My hands shake sometimes but not my whole arm or my leg. Well not that I've noticed anyway.
I guess involuntary shaking is normal . . . :P
Thank you. :)
The skin on my left hand is thinner and stretchier than on my right. This may probably be because I draw all over it . . . :P
My muscles used to twitch a lot and it happens less regularly now, but I never had any shakeyness...*frowns*
I hope you limbs start behaving soon, Star!
Very msd.
Gtg night *waves*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I have school today :(
This makes me sad
Msd. :(
Hi...?
I no like school I can't wait til summer
But summer means LSODM in August
IM NOT READY TO DIE YET!!!!
*cries*
Byebye, Aisling!:( *waves*
I truly feel for you, Duck *nods sadly*
I have school tomorrow *groans*
Fabiiiiii!!!! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
:( FOURS AIS!
HI IENI!
Well, I've never had twitching that I know of . . . :)
@Duck: HI! I guess you're in NZ or Aus or somewhere, then? :) Because it's Sunday night, here, and the Americans are behind us. :)
HI FABI!
It's Sunday afternoon or well evening now but Afternoon on the west coast
Hi Ieni. :-) [is ninjaeroplanetacklehugged]
Hi Star :-)
Hi, Zaf!! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
Do you know if you're going to die, yet?
Asdfghjkl, I do want LSODM and I don't want LSODM, because *sobs*
If Derek is staying true to our deal then I live
If he isnt I die and I explode Ireland
Okay. In no particular order, I ded to Ieni, Fabi, Jubi, Eve, Dragona, Lavender, Adra, Zath, Nix, Thrust, Lynxia, Mushroom, Mara, Aisling, Em, Melica, Cain, Death, Taia, Skyril, Rim, Kes, Sir Reingington, Aretha and anyone I forgot. :)
I love you all. You're all so amazing. I really mean it. *hugs*
Also Hunter and Ez. Thank you. You're awesome. :)
West coast! 2:14! :-) I have some day left, ten more minutes of break...
It's 10:19 PM, here. :P
Zaf, it appears I forgot you. Sorry. :(
*cough*
Thanks Star. [hugs]
And, it's blue. :)
Hellos :)
*looks at Duck*
Dammit. Maybe you all should just igore that and I'll give up trying to include everyone ever again, because I'll always leave people out . . .
Yeah, blue. :-)
HI MELICA!
Brad wasn't in it either. *mutters*
HEY STAR!
^^^Also to metal music in general. :)
And to BFMV and Avenged Sevenfold and Slipknot.
And Device.
And Disturbed, again, because they're so awesome.
And to Zath, again, coz I owe him. :)
And to all stringed players. *nods*
I have to go now
to get ready
to go to school....
*sobs*
*hugs Star*
But you're far more amazing and perfect then I could ever be, but still *hugs*
Meeeeel!!!!! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
Star, stop feeling bad about the people you DIDN'T put in and remember the people you did. You're never going to remember everyone and Brad isn't even probably going to read that:)
^ That was supposed to make you feel better, but I think it failed.
Dammit, I just dedded to myself there. :P *plays the cello*
Gtg, break is over. :-(
WOOO! STRING PLAYERS!
Ieni!!
Yay another MC chapter posted
*lays in sun still*
That was supposed to say hey in front of it not just Ieni...
hey Ieni!!
*hugs Ieni*
I would ded to you again, but my only reason would be uberawesomeness and some other people have that and so it wouldn't be unfair . . .
No, I'm not mentioning names.
I should email all the uberawesome people individually, so I can tell them who they are without people being jealous . . .
If I ever do this, I won't do it now, because then if you DIDN'T receive an email now you'd feel hurt.
I probably won't get round to it, so nobody feel offended if they never get this email ever. :P
:( FOURS FABI!
@Melica: Yayness! :)
STAR. OMG STAR. CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION OR TWO?
Bye, Brad! *waves*
Haha, yes. You on cello, me on violin and Mel on double bass!
String players and quartets are epicness!
*hugs Fabi*
Don't do it, Fabi, because then you lose who you are, like me and then you become so cold, because you don't know what emotions are real any more and BAD PLAN FABI BAD PLAN
*hugs again*
SURE YOU CAN, MELICARIO. WHATNESS? :)
*laughs* I didn't think . . . but yes, all we need is a viola and we have all the stringed instruments in the average stringed orchesta! :) *hugs Melica and Ieni, my strings buddies*
Actually, our strings orchesrtra at school has no violas in it, so . . . *giggles*
*bye Duck
Bye, Fabi *hugs*
Mel, I should be able to add you back on Facebook soon, but I was wondering if you want to start up emails, seeing as you've stopped being regular on here since I defriended you:(
I could learn viola! It's easy for violin players to learn viola. I only need to learn the clef, which I kinda already know through Grade 5 theory.
I wish I knew treble clef. It would come in handy when we play the keyboard in school. Y'know, when we're composing and I want to write out the notes then remember I don't know them. :P
Eh I am loco
SO STAR QUESTION 1. Are you going to leeds...? Becuase I lost track a while ago....
Also, viola players are the joke of the orchestra. It's just a musician thing. All the jokes are about them XD
And brass players always go off to the pub.
I know treble, bass and a bit of tenor and alto. Middle C on the treble is E on the bass. It's the one 1 octave and a third below your middle C. It's on the first ledger line below the stave:)
You are what, Zaf?
DAMN YOU AUTOCORRECT STOP CHANGING ZAF TO ZAG!
Still very msd.
I AM MELICA. :)
So excited. :) :) :)
OK THEN YAY! QUESTION 2. have you ever tried irn bru...?
I'm exciting for the possibility of phoning you, whilst I'm on my break from orchestra rehearsal!:)
@Ieni: Argh. *looks at treble clef instructions and tries to make them stick in my brain*
I don't go to any orchestras. Just two strings orchestras. *giggles*
I'll got to big orchestra next year. Scary. *attempts to look scared* *fails*
Ieni: im rubbish with emails but we could try... :)
@Melica: I'm sure I did. I think I did at my friend's Robert Burns party a few years ago. But I can't remember it.
Sorry.
I suppose you'll want me to go taste some again now? :)
Im gonna bring some to leeds with me and you can have some if you want :)
I mean, like, I can't remember what Irn Bru's like . . .
ITS MAGICAL. AND ITS BETTER THAN COKE OR SPRITE OR ANYTHING ELSE. :)
*hugs* I'll try get hold of some before then, but thank you. :)
Btw, Leeds is a nightmare. My mum went on this eighteen-month course there and she still gets lost all the time. There's this nightmarish ring road thing.
Just warning.
LEG, PLEASE WILL YOU STOP SHAKING? *frowns*
Oh, I remember now. It's Spanish:)
I do:) I've got junior and senior string group at school and orchestra. My orchestra on Friday nights and the music courses I go on in the holidays:)
Do you know my email, Mel? I know yours:)
And then you can hear Mel's epic Scottishness!!! *laughs*
Although, it might not be as funny for you, you bring northern.
Mel, do you remember our first phone call where I couldn't stop laughing? It was only 3 or 4 weeks ago:(
Skittles and irn bru are the best combo ever :)
I'm not a big fan on fizzy. *frowns*
How about your leg stops shaking and my foot muscles stop twitching?:(
Jubiiiiii!!!! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
Me either but its m a g i c a l .
@Ieni: I dont think I know your email... and yeah I remember, you couldnt stop laughing for about half an hour :)
IENI!!!!!!!! *is nijaeroplanetacklehugged* *Returns with supermegatacklehugofdoom*
hi.
Hey jubi!
MEL!!!! *supermegatacklehugsofdoom*
hi.
We were talking about posh accents the other day at lunch, and my friend was saying about this girl she met in France who was English and spoke with this incredibly posh accent . . .
*frowns* OH COME ON THAT WAS KINDA RELEVANT.
And the girl was apparently really good at Rubix Cubing, and my friend said that apparently she' once said (*puts on posh accent*) "If you wish to learn how to solve the Rubik Cube, I recommend you buy the book "How to Solve The Rubik Cube," as it guided me step by step through how to solve the Rubik Cube."
SHUSH I'M MEANT TO BE ASLEEP STOP MAKING ME DIE OF LAUGHTER . . .
You had to be there. *shrugs*
But yeah.
I have strings at school and strings on half my Saturdays and that's it. :P
Eh? I'm American
@Melica: I imagine I'll like it better flat. :P
Me and my sister prefer all fizzy better flat.
And, I don't much like Coke. Pesi is better than Coke, and Dr. Pepper is better than both of them. Just below Dr. Pepper, higher thn Pepsi, is cheap own brand supermarket cola, which btw tastes of lollipops. It might even be level with Dr. Pepper. O_O
Fizzy? Ooh fizzy= soda! You guys have coke and pepsi!!
Ahh ok I'll bring you diet then ;)
STAR!!!!!!! *supermegatacklehugsofdoom*
hi.
wbd
Is Fabi back or not? *frowns*
Yeah XD Okay, I'll email you, then:)
Nooooo!!!! *eatssupertacklehugsofdoom*
Apparently, I don't have a Bedfordian accent. I've always spoken differently, with my lower class family from up North from my dad's side and my well-off family from my mum's. And the fact how multicultural we are, here. Some people say I sound northern, some I sound posh, some ask if I'm American, Australian, Welsh, Scottish and Irish, but I've only ever lived here, so I DON'T KNOW!
G2g, Byebye *waves*
I sound like I'm from New Jersey but I only ever lived in Pennsylvania
Of course we have Coke and Pepsi . . . *frowns*
@Melica: OOH, NEVER HAD DIET FIZZY BEFORE!!! O_O
Don't know why we're against Diet stuff, but I know my mum doesn't believe in sugar free things because if they don't have sugar, they have sweeteners.
And yeah.
You know the No Artifical Colours Capri-Suns??? THEY'RE SO NICE!!!!!!!!!! No-Artifical-Colours-apple-Capri-Sun is probably my favourite drink. :)
Bye Ieni!
I needs to go to guys so bye :)
HI JUBI!!!
Well, I lived the first few years of my life abroad with my mum from round here and my dad from Liverpool. So when we moved to Ipswich, I was constantly at a condrum on whether to say things like the others did or how I'd been brought up so say them . . . I always wondered why we spoke different, y'know? I was a pittle. I didn't know much about different accents in different places.
Then we moved up here, and I was like YAAAAAAAAAAAY! PEOPLE WHO SPEAK LIKE I DO!
But alas; my accent had been warped by the evil Suffolk people, and now I spoke differently to everyone up here.
Lose-lose. *giggles*
My leg is annoying me. *scowls*
It's not really shaking, just gently vibrating, sorta . . .
Very msd.
:( FOURS MELICARIANOIOUSIOUSIUM!
Yes, I was copyin Brian in Roman Emperor mode from MPAA there . . .
I liked the family counsul bit. We shout "FAMILY COUNSUL!" and bang the nearest thing occasionally in imitation of that. :)
*counsil
*COUNCIL
Sorry, been reading about the Consul in Clockwork Priness for approximately six hours this weekend
*Princess
Well, I was reading CP2 for approximately six hours, and in it the Consul was often mentioned.
I'm BACK!
I still have 15mins until I have to go to school
My comment earlier poofed/self-destructed...
I said something like:
[hugs Ieni] You're perfect/awesome/wonderful... (Not sure which word I used... But they all work.)
[not here]
That last bit is still true, sorry. :-/
HI DUCK! :)
HI FABI!
Even if you're not here. :P
Quite a lot of people are not here and still comment, quite a lot
Holy sh*t...
Star... Maggie Stiefvater?! I've read all her books except The Raven Boys...
Sh*t...
Aaaaaaaaannnndddddd it's time for me to leave
DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!! *supermegatacklehugsofdoom*
hi.
BYE DUCK!!!
NO!
*Hugs*
Bye!
It's raining at school... I'm sitting on my locker listening to it hit the tin roof... And a spider just crapped on my computer. It's a huntsmen... CUTE!!
Hi Jub Jub!
ooOOOooo spider
It pooed on my screen... I had to wipe it off... It was black and white and pretty... And then I realized it was crap...
that's...... nice... I guess...
XD
My friend who I am fighting with (heh, more like a cold shoulder war) is here... Morw...
I will be leaving then... Cheers!!
BYE DEATH!!!!!!!!!
Hello? I have another ten minute break!
Purple mouse!
FABI!!!!!!!!!!!!
*supermegatacklehugsofdoom*
hi.
I have actually posted a new chapter
Wow i write a lot now
Hello Jubi! [is SUPERMEGATACKLEHUGGEDOFDOOM] [tacklehugs back]
I am in a weird mood, just a warning.
Speck of dust, dust, dust. Speck of dust dust dust...
And now I have that weird song stuck in me one-quarter of George Washington's head, half of George Washington's head, three quarters of George Washington's head, all of George Washington's head!
Hi Zaf!
An MC chapter? Cool, I'll go read it.
O.O
lol im in a weird thinking mood
haha
*sighs*
Parents arguing over exercising
Commented on your chapter, Zaf. Sorry it's a bit short, but break is over now, so bye!
Violin-Lin-Lin!
*the comment is short
Aah its okay Fabi
http://manboobz.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/funny-crazy-mad-kid-girl-ice-cream-youll-scream-pics.png
GOD! I'M NOT HERE!!!
*Runs away screaming*
My dad's from Texas, and my grandparents live there and I can't write in Texan-speak!
[not here]
Hello? I have another break!
HI!!'
Hi Zaf! :-) How are you?
Zaffy good she being weitd
Jubi's good at being weird too...
Weird is good, usually. :-)
HI JUBI
We all are lol!!
FABI!!!!!!!!!! *suoermegatacklehugsofdoom*
hi.
[is SUPERMEGATACKLEHUGGEDOFDOOM]
How're you, Jubster?
I'M GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
Lol!
*runs in squares*
ZAF!!!!!!!! *supermegatacklehugsofdoom*
hi.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
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HI !!!
HOW GOES IT??? :D
Mine is still the longest! :-P
Msd, working on my EC entry! Need to finish it today!
It closes tuesday hurry
It goes, Jubi. It goes.
I have more free time during the week than on the weekend, though!
Yeah. I don't have time on Monday or Tuesday though!
uugghhh lucky -_-
Basically the opposite of what I just said... XD
Ooh
This weekend has been History Fair, ten minute break, History Fair, ten minute break until about seven or eight!
I just now get to work on the EC.
Which I am doing now instead of talking to you awesome people!
I keep contradicting myself... :-/
Anyway, wbd/msd!
Oh... HAVE FUN FABIIIIII
Lol have fun! I did mine on the day i first met Derek
Oh, I will.
What's a good given surname for someone near the end of the alphabet? If you don't mind helping a little, that is.
[Laughs]
Either I'm a procrastinator or I take my time...or both!
Lol I failed i asked Derek if effort in failing counts he said yes
Hmm Zari?
XD
Perfect, thanks!
Williams? xP I dunno.. It's really common
Np!
oh. NOOVERMOOND
:P Jubi i posted a new MC chapter I very proud it actually was an evil idea i mever got round to
nugghh
*falls onto back*
i really need to read MC
Lol yeah you do
uugghh
I don't have the attention span to read all of that -_-'
Ooh
Yup...
*rolls over on the ground*
This is actually really comfy...
I just aced my Romeo and Juliet Prologue Oral!!! Mr. Todd was super happy!!
DEATH!!!!! *Supermegatacklehugsofdoom*
hi.
CONGRATS!!! :D
Finished! Thirty words over limit now, though... Time to edit!
I'm getting first aren't I.....
I'm getting first aren't I.....
yup
crap...
JUBI NO WANNA DED
Congratulations, Death! :-)
Yes you are, Jubi. I don't have time to ded!
Sorry...
pooooooooooooooooooooooop
I dedicate this page to ALL THE MEMBERS ON BLOGLAND (I'm too lazy to type everyone's names out....) I also dedicate to THE WORLD (Because I'm too lazy to name all the things in the world that I ded to.)
YAY *star jump*
[Laughs]
Nice ded, Jubi. XD
[Frowns] This story isn't very good...even for me.
Distant, trying to beat it into shape.
Why, thank you. *Bows*
[curtsies back]
*Spins around like a ballerina*
WHEEEE!!!!!!!!!
*trips of feet* *Falls onto the ground*
ouch.
*stands up*
woah... Dizzy... *falls down again*
Aieeeee, sorry I poofed!
[tries a fouetté turn]
[slips because is wearing socks that are slipperier than ballet shoes]
Is slipperier a word? My spell check thinks not... Oh well!
*Stands up and dusts off*
I think it might be "Slippier"
My spell check doesn't like that either.
It doesn't like Mara, though, (it thinks her name is Nara) or you (it thinks you are Juri) or Aisling or Ieni or most of Blogland. So it has not-so-good taste in general.
Spell check needs an update...
Blaaah, yes.
And it doesn't like blaaah either! [laughs]
*Glares at Spell check*
[also glares at spell check]
Hello, what do I do with 10$ that I have to spend on amazon?
THRUST!!!!!!! *supermegatacklehugsofdoom*
hi.
ummmmmmmmm...... I guess you can buy.... something
*grins* I'm so helpful
You are!
My head is still killing me. It tells me I'm such an idiot, and that if I constantly know what to buy while I don't have the money, I should obviously know what to do with it now.
buy a... I dunno... a shirt or something *Shrugs*
OR a lava lamp! they are REALLY cool
No idea...
Phantom of the opera soundtrack? [shrugs] A book?
That's what I would get. I have no idea what you would get, though.
GET A LAVA LAMP!!!! I HAD ONE ONCE AND IT WAS AWESOME
and then it broke...
BUT THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT! IT WAS A CHEAP ONE ANYWAYS. I GOT IT AT FIVE BELOW! AND I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHY I'M TALKING IN ALL CAPS OR ABOUT MY LAVA LAMP FROM A YEAR AGO, SO I'M REALLY GONNA STOP NOW.
Of course as soon as you spend it, you'll think of a million things you should have bought. That's the way things always seem to turn out.
Good suggestions. Good doog.
All caps LAVA LAMP seems to make me laugh, though, so it does something.
Anyone here of the Never chronicles?
*Nods* Yeah, Fabi's right. I had a 50$ amazin gift card, and I spent most of it on a Sims 3 expasion pack that I really never use. and now I wish that I had gotten a copy of KOTW instead.....
because I don't have one. I READ if of course, but I don't have my own copy
I could get dark days. I don't own that.
Oh. THEN GET THAT! :D
But you're missing out on the Lava Lamp
Lava lamps are cool indeed. My mom says they're dangerous, though, so of course she must be right. [rolls eyes]
I just realized, all my cool lamp/light things are fish! Weird!
Ooh, that gives me an idea. [evil cackle]
Sadly the cool lava lamps cost over 30$ so, I guess it's not so bad.
dammit....
Gtg, hopefully bbl!
BYE FABI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...not much happened while I was gone, did it?
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