Okay, about to get in the car and drive to Kildare for my event with Alex Barclay, but I was checking my emails and wandered onto the Facebook site and saw this...
I hope Karina Hauge doesn't mind me posting her picture here. I just thought...
... wow...
A signed book to the first Minion who gets Skulduggery tattooed on their FACE!
EDIT
And since posting this I've received one or two messages from young and impressionable Minions who are saving up to do just that...
Don't! It was a JOKE!
Getting a tattoo is a decision that stays with you YOUR ENTIRE LIFE!
The last thing I want is to be in the middle of a signing somewhere and an angry mother hauls her son/daughter up to me and says "Look! Look at my daughter's face!"
I'll nod and smile politely, because I am a polite person, and I will say something along the lines of, "What a lovely young lady she is."
And then the mother will start shaking the poor girl. "She has. A tattoo. Of your character. ON HER FACE."
And I'll peer closer. "Is that what it is? I thought it was a freckle."
"It takes up her ENTIRE face!"
"I thought it was a big freckle. Are you going to sue me now?"
"YES!"
And that's when the ninjas attack.
I may be letting my imagination run a LITTLE bit wild, but you get the idea.
DO NOT GET ME SUED.
Thursday, March 7, 2013
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plus no one's been answering my question :P
So much for that idea.
There seems to be a lack of air wherever I go. That, or I just can't take much of it in...
I'm back, but wbd.
Gtg Bye
Uh, okay.
Did you ever get the feeling when you are dying to get first, then you do and you can't ded? :P
Yeah. That just happened to me.
Firstly, I'm dedicating to the perfection that is Ieni.
Ieni is amazaynly 1Derful in every way:) She's the girl who makes me smile with each email. No matter what, Ieni can make me laugh.
Happy birthday Ieni! :D Have a great day!
Secondly, I dedicate to Kessie. The chats we have are Derektastical and she is no less than p e r f e c t. Whenever she comes back, I'll most likely cry with happiness and... Ugh, she's so amazayn.
"Just keep swimming..."
I dedicate to Luci. The girl who always makes me smile when I'm down. Who makes me laugh when I'm upset. Who makes me feel happy about myself:) *hugs* She is beyond perfection, no matter what she says.
I dedicate to Star, that little bright spark who keeps everyone happy :) She's extraordinHarry and Perfect with a capital P.
I dedicate to you, whoever's reading this. :)
I dedicate to One Direction (of course), Little Mix, Disturbed (for Star), Marina (for Luci), HURTS (for Taia) and music in general. :)
This ded isn't that good, but I hope it's okay :)
LITTLE BRIGHT SPARK!
HA, I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT THINKS/SAYS THIS!
Star can't deny it, now. *nods*
BECAUSE IT'S TRUE. *nods*
Wonderful dedication, Mara. :3
Truth and awesome. ^^
Aaand I have to go again.
Bye~
Thank you Taia :)
Bye! *hugs*
JUBI'S BAAACCCKKKKKK
*giggles*
"My brother got stabbed there!"
...
"It was an accident. He's better now!"
O.o
"Are the buffalo wings spicy?"
Oh, Cat...
MARA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hi.
Hi Jubster! :)
Wbd.
haha okeydokey :P
Hellooooooo!
Nice ded, Mara! :-)
Distaaaaaaaaaant.
Thanks Fabigail! :)
Damn MC chapter..
MC chapter? Oooh! Cooperate for Mara, MC chapter! Someone eeeevil is coming!
My chapter's done, too, the last DT one. I think I either published it or decided I was going to rewrite the ending... Or possibly I chickened out or wanted Star's opinion on something, or. Blah, I don't know.
FABI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hi.
Juuuuuuubiiiiiii hiiiiiii¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!!!!!!
HII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How goes everyone?
I'm still working on the same school project I've been working on all year, so distant! Very!
okeydokey :)
Other than that, it's going good, though! You?
watching funny youtube videos :D
I think i found my new favorite channel :P
[Laughs]
SCHRAPM51
Her vids are amazayn.
Or DoofDaily.
Oh my gosh. XD
im watching vermarykate and its hilarious
*verymarykate
That reminds me how often I am not on YouTube...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4MLKhCy8gE&list=ELMkMpGfoH0z0
New MC chapterrrrrr:)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ei9hD-o6VSo&list=ELMkMpGfoH0z0
Danke for the ded,Mara! *hugs* msd and wbd because on nee Kindle. I am addicted.
IENI!!!!!!!
hi.
and HAPPY BIRTHDAY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!! :D
Ugh, I can't type on this thing. Danke again Jubi!sends a ninjaeroplanetacklehug.
lol *receives ninjaeroplanetacklehug*
youtube is amazing.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I hate my brain.
I love this character, but they need to die for the storyline to work.
...
F*ck.
Subplot for a possible sequel...
Someone punch me. Maybe I'll stop having ideas for this fic that wiLL NEVER GET ANYWHERE
No problem Ieni! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :)
hey can someone help me with something I just need to see if you guys can see my post on this website cause I can't find it
what website?
deviantart I posted a fanfic on there I don't know if it's just me who can't see it or what, you don't have to if you don't to
what's it called? I can look for it
Prometheus Discoveries and Answers
I just wanna make sure it posted
is your name Gothman 34? because if it is, then i found it :)
haha ya it was my cousins originally but I took over, haha ya it posted and thanks :)
no prob :)
now to work on chapter 2 while fighting with my sis at the same time and talking on here :P
oohhh
MULTITASKING
mmhmmm..my sister says hi hehe
LUCI!!!!!!
hi :)
Srry :P
and HI WILLOW'S SISTERRRR
Luci! I didn't know you were on here!
*hums OWOA/TK*
Obviously.
I'm leaving now, anyway. I can't be bothered with being invisible to every f*cker.
SORRY LUCI!!! I DIDN'T SEE YOUR COOMMEENNNTTT DDDDDD:
We didn't mean it Luci!
*bites lip*
Are you okay, Luci?
*hugs*
I'm sorry Luci, I was distant and didn't realise you were on :(
will this awkwardly stupid youtube video make you feel better?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERskzKJrKQM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaNSmPeVmQw
or maybe this one?
... hello??
Sorry, I'm watching a movie.
Distant.
*holds out arms*
Can I get a hug? Even if it's just virtual?
I... my dog is dying and I'm upset. :/
Sorry...
OH NO!! *hugs Mara*
I'm so sorry :(
*hugs Jubi back*
Thanks... it's alright. I'm just going to miss her. I've had her since I was two and...
*deep breath*
Sorry, you don't want to hear this. :/
I'm so sorry :'(
[hugs Mara]
:-(
*runs hand through hair*
My stepfather doesn't care how sick she is an keeps shooing her outside, but Molly's really sick and mum says she only has a few months left at most...
*sighs*
that's horrible :(
I'm sorry. I just depressed everyone.:(
I just thought she'd have a few more years, y'know?
That's...awful, Mara. :-( [hugs again] I'm so sorry... Has she been to a vet?
Mara, it's ok. [huga third times] We're here to make you feel better.
* Hugs a third time
My mother said she will, but she hasn't brought her yet. And Molly has been through her fair share of health problems...
*hugs Fabi* Thanks Jubi and Fabs. *smiles*
[is hugged] no problem, Mara. [smiles back]
If it makes you feel any better, my flute teacher's dog, Mimi, was getting really old and couldn't get up half the time. She's doing so much better now, since they put rugs everywhere to give her traction when she walks and started giving her shots to make her legs hurt less.
Hopefully Molly can get better, too.
Like our old dog Jess:)
She was really old and couldn't get up. She had painkillers, but she just passed away one day. She died the same day as our horse Rhina, which was cute because they were best friends.
Hopefully...
*laughs* She's attacking me with licks, now.
Molly is a golden lab and she's so gorgeous. *smiles*
Sorry... i poofed for a while... YOUTUBEEEE
but.. baaackk :P
She sounds adorable. [Smiles]
Mimi is doing so much better, though. When I was over there for my lesson, she got up and walked over to say hi. :-)
Msd, mom just got back and might want me to do something this minute.
I might have to go in a while... *glances at clock*
Even though I have a day off tomorrow... *shrugs*
I reallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreally want a dog.. but we just moved and my sister's allergic -.-
Mimi sounds so cute :)
HOLD ON IT'S 11:11 WISHING TIME. *wishes*
... it's 7:11 here
heh
7 11
Aw, that sucks Jubi! :(
You should get a really cool fish! You don't need to do much for them and nobody's allergic to fish... right?
well we actually have a huge saltwater fish tank
well we HAD one... then my dad had to mov it to his office because once we moved, there wasn't a good place to put it... -_-
7:11...
*giggles*
415
Mimi is cute. She's a big sweetie and so soft. She's a mix of a bunch of breeds, mostly black to dark gray with a long-ish nose and long fur. She likes to lie by the stairs with her left paw hanging off the top step and her mouth partway open like she's grinning at something. [smiles]
I WANT A DOOGGGGGGG
hehe ^^
OMG MAYBE I CAN TRAIN CLEMY TO TURN INTO A DOG!!!!!
CLEEEMMYYYYYYYYYY *clemy pops in on a floating rainbow of happiness*
now clemy, I need you to turn into a dog. like this *pulls out a picture of a black lab*
*Clemy turns into a beaver*
NO SILLY FLYING DOLVAMPONY! NOT A BEAVER! A DOG
Oh... *frowns*
WELL YOU HAVE CLEMENTINE!
*Clemy turns into a wolf*
.... good enough I guess...
:)))) DOGS ARE SO ADORABLE DAMN IT
*screams* WEREWOLF! *runs away*
*Pets Clemy wolf*
hmm maybe I should give diferent names to the different forms that she has.
the wolf will be called....
....
ummmm
y'know what? this it too harrddddd
I'll just name them after different types of fruits.
the wolf will be..
hmm
BLUBERRY!
and the beaver will be
BANANA
and the dolphin will be
...
hmmm
OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOOOOOH!!
um...
i forgot
hmmmm
PINEAPPLE!!!!!
YEEEYY!!
*yells* DON'T FORGET STRAWBERRY!
[Laughs] Oh, Clemy/Banana/Blueberry/Pineapple/whatever.
Ugh gtg, bye!
OHMYGOD! MARA YOU'RE RIGHT!!!!
ok
THE BEAVER IS HEREBY NAMED..
*drumroll*
......
......
.....
.....
*Dumroll continues*
.....
.....
*random person: JUST SAY IT ALREADY!!!*
....
STRAWBERRYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gtg, bed. Night! *hugs*
*teleports away with freaking awesome 1D mug*
aww
BYE MARA AND FABI!!!!!!!!!!
Zaffy on...Emotional day for Zaffy
ZAAFF!!!!!!!!!!!
hi
oh.. why?????
Why, Zafster?
FLAAAAAMMEEE!!!!!!!!
hi.
Hey, Gleee.
how goes it? :P
and WHATS WRONG ZAFFFFF????
I be good, how goes it to you?
I'm pretty good :)
...
Patrick's day, I don't like it.
lol I forgot to wear greennnnnn -_-
It was the final show and so like we all had to say goodbye to each other until freakin September
awww :(
It is sad
Still least im meeting Derek soon
well that's happyyyyy!! :)
It is
.... hello???
ANYBODY HOMEEEE????
...no?
JUBIII!!!!!
WILLOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hi.
HOW GOES IT?
it goes, lol, just got super happy out of my first positive review from my fanfic chapter, and now I'm having a sucker...I'm surprised I don't have cavities
haha NICE :D
god... I've always had really bad cavities...
CAVITIES MUST DIIIEEEE
heehee
they do, I did get cavities but the past few years I've been lucky..I wanna go skydiving!! haha
haha SKYDIVING!!!!!
*jumps on clemy*
*Flies into the air*
HIGHER CLEMY!!! HIIIIIIGGGHHHEEERRRRRR!!!!!!
*goes higher*
*Jumps off*
WHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEwait...
there's something missing...
OHMIGOD I DON'T HAVE A PARACHUTE!!!
*gets on Eon, flies up and catches you* tsk tsk, you should pay more attention Jubi
IM GONNA DIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
butthisisreallyfun....
Youcan't die again! Besides, Eon and I just caught you, unless you went through us like a ghost
oh..
YAY I'M SAVEEEDDDD!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D
THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!!!
*looks up at Clemy* BAD FLYING DOLVAMPONY
YOU DIDN'T SAVE ME!!!
I-I just thought that we had a better relationship than that...
Don't worry maybe he's just tired, or got highly distracted by my flying dolphin :P
oh... maybe...
after all, she CAN turn INTO a flying dolphin...
*Clemy comes down and turns into a dolphin*
*Goes over to Eon*
*Incinerates Eon*
NO!!!!!
NO!!!!
NOO!!!!! BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD CLEMY!!!!!!!!! FIX HIM RIGHT. NOW.
grrr if Clemy doesn't fix Eon Clemy will be the one incinerated *gives mean look to Clemy*
CLEMY?!?!!? CAN. YOU. NOT. HEAR. ME!?!?!?!?!?!?!
FIX. THE. DOLPHIN.
*Clemy reluctantly fixes Eon*
Good. now *points to the sky*
GO TO YOUR ROOM AND STAY THERE UNTIL YOU'VE LEARNED YOUR LESSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Clemy Flies off*
At least Eon's ok, but what got into Clemy?
*Shrugs*
I think that she likes being the only flying dolphin...
HEY LOOK! MY PICTURE IS MEE FEEDING CLEMY! xD
---------->
omg Clemy!!!! it seems as if she is a famous one
[Laughs]
You two are hilarious! [meant as a compliment]
xP well I was actually at a dolphin feeding place in sea world... BUT LET'S JUST PRETEND THAT IT'S CLEMY! she couln't come to that one.
FABIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hi.
Hi Jubi!
There's brownies!
Bye Jubi!
(bbl)
BROWNIES?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!??!!?!?
broowwnniiieeessssss
WHEERE!!?!?!?!
hi, bye Fabi!
too bad....I love/hate seaworld, and my sis just all out hates that place
oh. why?
They're over here Jubi *points to table next to me*
cuz she saw how they captured the animals and since then she's hated them, which I can see why in her part
ERMAGHERD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*eats*
*Shrieks*
CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SUUUUUUUGGGGGGGAAAARRR RRRUUUUSSSSHHHHHHHH
MLARGLEFLARGLEFLARGLEDEEDARGHLEMARGLEFLARGH
asdfghjkllkjhgfdsaADFGHJKLLKJHGFDSA
wow, you're gonna eat all that?
no. i only ate one
you get like that just from 1? don't eat no more, for the sake of your sanity!
sadgfhjkgfyuikmjbghyuikjhuiol;,kmjhyujkmnbgrtgfwedsaqwertyuilkmnhbgvfdsfghnbvfwhrghsgrdjrtyjhgsfdaertykulkjghmgnbfdsadrhtyuip898765432eqwregrhtuyetwfsdcz´®†¥†˜†®¥®∫√´®∆ˆ®Ë†®¨˙¢®£∫∆˙∆´˚√∫˙∆®´∆ç∑∂fgrbhtergwafw34q
oh oh perhaps I should hide? or maybe tie you down in a chair? hmmmmm...*ties you down in a chair with chains* well that ought to do the trick for a bit
GAAAHHHH!!!!!!!! *flails around* NOOOOOOOO!!!! TOO. MUCH. ENERGYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH *breaks out of the ropes like the incredible hulk*
teehee *runs around in circles*
I didn't do ropes I did chains! alright *rolls sleeves up, wraps you in chains then puts you in a coffin also locked with chains* HA! get out of that one!
oh. riigghhht
oh.. i'm in a coffin now.
BLUEBERRYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
*Blueberry comes in and breaks the chains and smashes the coffin
blueberry is the wolf form of Clemy by the way xP
Hiya! I'm here...maybe, I hope so.
Jubi, you're a psychopath.
Psychopath.
Crazy cool psychopath.
[Starts singing various 'Phantom of the Opera' songs]
alright, gotta try EVEN HARDER!!! *takes to the deepst ditch on this planet, puts a steel door with locks and chains and tells Eon to turn into the biggest baddest dragon from hell to guard the entrance/exit* now what?
.... I never liked you anyways.
and THANKS FABIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIhelpicantstopIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
well that's good to know, cause if you didn't you would have never helped me catch Eon which I'm eternally grateful for and I'm locking you up cause your hyperness was geting out of control :p
Hi Jubi, ha, you're welcome.
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-_-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII *takes deep breath* IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Yeah, III, you mentioned that.
IIIIIIIIIIIIHELPICANTSTOPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Is it weird that I don't know what color my own hair is?
I just took a photo of myself and it looks auburn-reddish. Other times it's dirty blonde to caramel brown to strawberry blonde to ordinary brown... And I don't dye it. I can usually describe it as light brown, but exactly which shade of light brown varies dramatically.
Same with my eyes. They're blue, most of the time, but I was having fun going all over the house and seeing what color they were in each room. It was something like
Bedroom: Direct sunlight: Really pale blue
Bathroom: Shadow: Gray
Library closet: Lamp: Indigo
Nobody else has ever commented on it, though, so maybe it's my imagination.
[Facepalm]
That had to be first??? You weren't supposed to har commented yet!!! And here! [Tosses a multigrain, high protein seaweed based brownie simulation]
Eat that and you won't be able to IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII anymore.
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIthatsreallywierdIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMAYBEYOU'REGOINGINSANEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
*have
Distant, writing a ded.
IIIIIIIIoooohthanksIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
*eats*
IM CURED!!!!!!!!!!!
[Laughed] So health-food brownies are good for something.
now i need help breaking out of this weird dragon cave
are you sure Jubi? Lol
and now, YOU MUST DED FABI
oh I'll get got *unlocks everything and opens door for you and Eon changed back to dolphin* ok you're free!
oops, meant I'll get it
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *runs out*
I am writing a ded, Jubster.
I'm not evil Fabi! Well unless you really piss me off, but other then that, I did it for other people's safety and Jubi's hehe
*Spins in circles*
I didn't say you were evil. I will, however, question your method of using a big bad dragon as a safety measure. It seems a bit...unsafe and overkill. No offence meant.
yes it may have seemed like my dragon would kill her but nope he'd just stop her and put her back in the hole, if I wanted Jubi dead, I would have done so already :P
but dragons are FLUFFYYYYYY!!!!!!!
or are those bunnies....
those are bunnies Jubi, but don't worry I'm sure all that sugar will wear off soon *pats head*
wheeeeeeeeeeeeee *continues spinning*
Dragons are fire hazards.
And I'm not really worried about Jubi dying. She's capable of protecting herself and she's got Clemy. Besides, insanity is a very effective weapon.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
but wait... if I just made the dragon go insane, wouldn't that just mean more fire...??
nope my dragon doesn't go insane so easily but I'm going to retire for the night, so goodnight! *waves*
oh
BYE WILLOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
Night Willow!
Firebadfighterinsaneboing
BOING
BOING BOING BOING
*BOUNCES AROUND* BOINGBOINGBOINGBOING
I dedicate this page to Death Rose Thorn. Death, I miss you already. I've been keeping your profile page open in an attempt to do a SeerQueen (inside Glitch joke, I guess, though it wasn't very funny, sorry!) and delay/deny the badness for as long as possible. The other half of me though, is typing a really long and nervous email to Ari to forward to you, one I know I'll never send. I never send most of the emails I type. It's different than a comment or blog post, they can be deleted or edited. An email is permanent, and if you make mistakes in an email you can't undo it, not really. Huh, there I go making stupid excuses again. Sorry. I'm not going to make a stupid excuse for why I make stupid excuses, as that would be...stupid. Instead, I'll just apologize and make a note to stop making stupid excuses. Okay then.
I wish you the best, Death. I hope there's a miracle and your uncle doesn't have to die. I hope you feel better soon, if you're still sick. I hope you have less trouble with your classmates and finally realize how awesome you are. I hope that someday, when you've risen above your troubles, you'll be ready to come back to Blogland. [hugs]
I know minions come and minions go, I get that. Don't call this speech unnecessary, though. It's been boiling at the back of my head and getting it out was very necessary. Besides, I'm allowed to care, last time I checked there wasn't a rule against it.
Ded To Be Continued
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