I hope Karina Hauge doesn't mind me posting her picture here. I just thought...
... wow...
A signed book to the first Minion who gets Skulduggery tattooed on their FACE!
EDIT
And since posting this I've received one or two messages from young and impressionable Minions who are saving up to do just that...
Don't! It was a JOKE!
Getting a tattoo is a decision that stays with you YOUR ENTIRE LIFE!
The last thing I want is to be in the middle of a signing somewhere and an angry mother hauls her son/daughter up to me and says "Look! Look at my daughter's face!"
I'll nod and smile politely, because I am a polite person, and I will say something along the lines of, "What a lovely young lady she is."
And then the mother will start shaking the poor girl. "She has. A tattoo. Of your character. ON HER FACE."
And I'll peer closer. "Is that what it is? I thought it was a freckle."
"It takes up her ENTIRE face!"
"I thought it was a big freckle. Are you going to sue me now?"
"YES!"
And that's when the ninjas attack.
I may be letting my imagination run a LITTLE bit wild, but you get the idea.
DO NOT GET ME SUED.
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Where I live, no one celebrates St. Patrick's Day either. XD
But I celebrate it, in my own little ways. :D
ME TO yay im not a loner
Bbs, gotta go have dinner!!
I refuse to say who I am speaking of.
It would be unfair on him.
Back!
Hi guys
HEY AISLING!
And I'm back
Ugh, my fiddle's A-string is out of tune...but I'm afraid to tune it
Now I can't practice :(
Yeah I hate it when that happens Tyler. One time my fiddles G string was out of tune and I was trying to tune it and it snapped. Now I'm terrified of using the pegs I just use the fine tuners and get my teacher to tune it with the pegs.
I know the G string isn't used a much as the other strings but I needed it for a thing we were doing in school.
WB Tyler!
And the A string is one of te strings that you really really need.
*the
Thanks Cain
And Aisling, I know, I want to turn the pegs but I snapped the A-string 2 times so, I don't want it to happen again, plus, I don't use the G-string yet, soon I will but in every song I know, the A-string plays a part
*Nods* Couldn't agree more and the A-string-peg on all the fiddles I've have (2 to be precise) are wonky pegs
Yeah I don't know any tune that doesn't use the A string either.
Msd if my battery runs out.
Hi people!
Hi Star :)
HEY STAR!!
Oh God.
I have a maths test on Wednesday.
*is going to fail*
:/ Strange fiddles. I used to use the G-string aroundabout as much as the other strings when I started learning the violin, but I only played it for Wider Ops so I never got very far. :) It was the E-string I rarely used.
And you use all of the strings (on cello, and it will duh be the same on the violin) when you're learning different scales . . .
It's the C-string (the lowest) I use the least on the cello. :)
Cellos have the same strings as violins, except violins have their high E-string (E, A, D, G are the strings from highest to lowest) and cellos have their low C-string (A, D, G, C - highest to lowest).
I'm sure you won't. :)
What's the test on?
I think it's on geometry and angles and stuff.
And I'm (SOMEHOW) in maths extension, so the test will be hard.
And I don't think I'll have time to study, too much damn homework.
You'll do great Missy. Of course you won't fail.
Happy St. Patrick's Day everyone.
On my new kindle in London and wbd and msd. Thank you to Miss Cain for saying happy birthday:) lunch now
It's you're birthday Leni?
Happy Birthday.
I WASN'T MEANT TO BE IN THE PARADE AND I AM AND I DON'T KNOW WHY ASDFGHJKL
Wbd.
To the first time in years I'm not going to the parade cause I'm sick.
Good luck in the parade Mara :)
*for
Gtg bye my ipods going to turn off any second. Battery's about to die.
Bye Aisling!!
Wbd...
Get better soon Ais! And thanks :)
Bye! *hugs*
Tescos discontinued my favourite noodles... :'(
*writes in her journal*
It's been ten days since Derek Landy's last post. The anticipation is nearly insufferable. We're starving here from the lack of his writing. We've managed to distract ourselves in the wasteland tundra, but there is only so much we can do. I fear that we will all become insanerer and eventually burn down the internet in a crazed fiasco.
Derek. Wherever you are. Please liberate us.
*closes journal*
POST AGAIN DEREK! PLEASE!
(sorry caps)
*claps*
Adra, amazayn journal entry.
Derek, where ever you are... You have a topic to write about!
*cough*StPatrick'sDay*cough*
HELLO.
Sitting on my sistter's bed while she leaps about on it to music. I can't jump on my bed, it being a loft bed. I can't even sit up straight on my bed. :)
I can't sing to We Are Never Ever Getring Bed because half of it is too high, that's just embarrassing. :)
*only really sings to hymns in church*
Hi Starar!
Oh my Golden God, I've got another parade in an hour -.-
hey everyone!
Now Wings is on. :)
HI WILLOW!
hey star! what is up with blogland today?
Hi Willow!
My feet, feet can't touch the ground
And I can't hear a sound... *hums*
Hey There.
just came back from a parade!
hey Mara! and let me guess, 1D?
Actually, no. It's Little Mix:)
I asked to look at the back of the box . . .
Me: Hey, Wings is on here. *explains* Two of my blogfriends are into Little Mix.
*second later*
Me: Oh, and Live While We're Young's on here.
*second later* Oh, and one of Florence and The Machine's on here. One of my blogfriends 's likes her songs.
FABI, MARA, YOU'RE SO INFLUENTIAL. :)
's??? *shakes head* Pretend that isn't there . . .
HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*grins*
Now 80, is it? Or now eighty-something?
AND LIVE WHILE WE'RE YOUNG
(oh oh oh oh oh oh oh)
:)
Jubi!!!!!
Never heard of Little Mix, I listen mostly to bands from Germany :P
Hola Jubster!
Mara - I've been singing 1D again *hides* Msd, because I am on me Kindle.
WILLOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MARA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hi
Ah. Little Mix were a band in the X Factor. They won in 2011 and are British :3
Damn British people are so talented... :P
HAPPY BIRTHDAY IENI! *tacklehugs* :D
Hehehe :3 One Direction Infection!
OH YEAH!!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY IIIEEEEENNNIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now 83!
I'm still noyzigged about the fact she has my CD player. :/
BUT LITTLE MIX DID WINGS!
Mamma told me not to waste my life
She said spread your wing
My little butterfly
Don't let what they say
Keep you up at night . . .
British people definitely are talented..hmm *thinking*
*wings
Ieni hi
BRAVE!!!!!!! STAR!!!!!!!!!!!!
hi
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO all the best authors are Irish or American. :)
And Disturbed are American!!!
I stole my mother's CD player... :3
And if they give you sh...
Then they can walk on by! :)
And Irish people can only write XD
Well... most of us. Niall can sing. *giggles*
Haha, Mara. I'm British and have no talent! Thank you Mara and Jubi! Damn this slow typing.
but the americans don't have cool accents...
HI IENI, BRAVE!
Yeah, sorry - comments moving too fast!
Americans do have cool accents according to some British people.
Ieni, you are AMAZAYNFULICAL at writing!
well according to AMERICANS they dont xP
HI IENI, BRAVE!
Yeah, sorry - comments moving too fast!
Americans have AWESOME accents!
And so do British, Austrailan, Scottish and Welsh people!
WHAT MARA SAID, IENI!!!!!!!!!
So much of this music is mostly crap. :P
uuuggh
HEY MARA!!! WANNA TRADE ACCENTS? :D
true Jubi, I wish I could be British for one day to see how an American accent sounds
SURE JUBSTER! :D
Wbd & msd.
Andddddd what Mara said again, but including Irish!
I've decided British accents ARE awesome, the Southern ones. YOU FOREIGN PEOPLE ARE RIGHTTTTTTTTTTT. *hugs*
haha
YEEYY!!
Taylor Swift!
NEW PIC AND NAME!
*laughs* :)
I have a strong hatred for Taylor Swift...
I am going to attempt a Shavid fanfic and I hope it doesn't turn out to horrendous
SHE DIDNT SAY THAT. sHE DIDNT SAY THAT BRAVE
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*KILLS JUBILENCE*
GDSU743LODGY1IO2
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How DARE you
I'm back and my iPod is finally charged.
*CLemy kills brave*
there. NOW WE'RE EVEN :P
*giggles*
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 hmuyfrbvnm,j.mnhgfbvdscsdfcvgbhnjmhgvfdsdfvgbhngfdeswdefghgfdfghgfdfghjkjhgfdsdfghjkjhgfdsfghjklkjuytrewqwertyuiopoiuytrewqwertyuioiuytrewqqweeeeertyuiop[pdiuteys9wioujyotdreftwsyhegd8ufgysildfe6ysulkegdysweiqelogdtyreidlgeuydliedgeydilegdyeidgyueidlgeydilqhysdgedgsyzow3yd.n JHJMYTRFDXSDFRTOYGPHUJI'PKOJIOUHY7TFRSGYEGSUYRTFDYHSIUHbdhbhbhbbhyyg
Omg, I'm crying over a fanfiction while playing Hallelujah
if it makes you fel any better, I USED to like her..
OK. i'm done now
gycwdvkigbsayuk
Ok now.
Don't EVER say that again Glee. EVER.
That was VERY VERY long Brave VERY long.
wHY DONT YOU LIKE HER NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
*laughs*
GTG
because she doesn't have the right to call her music country any more. Also, her songs are getting worse and worse.
oh
BYE BRAVE
Oh my Golden GOD.
We're bringing her up again?
*facewall*
She can be such a stuck up snob.
Bye Brave!
Guys play Rufus Wainwright's version of Hallelujah and read just as far as "Plunged into the River Thames" You will cry
http://www.wattpad.com/12691662-sherlock-i-ii-%26-iii-wattyawards2013-no-one-will#!p=1
I Hate Taylor Swift
AT THE BRIT AWARDS, SHE DIDN'T EVEN SING!!!!
...Was it something I said?
THANK YOU JUBSTER AND TYLER. YOU SEE THE TRUTH.
The truth?
What truth?
*appears*
Hello, and Happy Saint Patrick's Day to you all.
*Hopes it actually IS Saint Patrick's Day*
Taylor Swift. :P
Gtg, parade. Bbl!
Oh yah, see yah soon Mara
Happy Paddy's day to you too Taia
oh yeah...
IT'S ST PATRICK'S DAY!
*looks for green shirt...*
I never wear green, like ever for this holiday
NO!! MY GREEN PANTS GOT STAINED IN THE WASHING MACHINE!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOO!!!!!!
:O that's no good...*hands you my new pair of green jeans* wear these!
THANKYOU!!! *takes*
*Puts on green shirt*
LOOK!! IMMA LEPRECHAUN!!
wait! it's not complete yet *puts on leprechan hat* their,now you're a leprechan!
YAY!!!!!! *Bounces around on a bouncy ball*
Is it a green bouncy ball?
YUP!!!!
*gets off bouncy balls*
*Rolls around in a patch of clovers*
*throws clovers in air like confetti* I should get myself a bouncy ball, but since you're off i'll borrow it! *gets on ball and bounces everywhere* wheeeee!!!!
*Paints Clemy Green*
oooo *paints eon a glitter green, and flies away with him* yay!!!!
*Throws glitter and green confetti all over clemy*
*dyes her mane red*
*Puts a green tophat on her head*
CLEMY! YOU LOOK LIKE A LEPRECHAUN NOW!!!
good idea, Clemy looks nice sadlt Eon doesn't have hair, well I guess I could've put a wig but oh well *starts eating green jellybeans*
HERE! *hands Willow a red Ragedy Anne wig*
If you can see by my profile pic
I has green bowtie
*Stands on top of random table*
I AM THE IRISH DOCTOR!!!!
thanks! *takes wig and puts it on Eon and gets a 2nd hat and puts it on him* yay now he's a dolphin leprechan! oh, want some jelly beans? *offers bag*
YES!!! *eats*
*spits out*
THEY'RE GREEN APPLE FLAVORED
*Runs to the lake*
*washes out mouth with the water*
.... is that sanitary...?
uhh, I'm afraid it's not sanitary, and they're watermelon flavor actually, unless you hate watermelon also
*Wanders over*
What are you two doing?
we are dressing up our animals while eating jelly beans which Jubi didn't like so she washed her mouth out with lake water :P
*gets Hand santizer*
*pumps it into mouth*
OH MY GOD
*spits out*
msd
that must have tasted pretty nasty lol...aghh!!! I'm writing a fanfic I wrote the first chapter but I have no idea what to name it
*dies of Purel poisoning*
noooo!!!!! Jubi, you can't die!! you're one of the most amazing people on here!....plus I need your help with a title haha...hmm how do I bring you back
Ah don't worry, she'll be fine
I'm sure she will be, but for the time being, I guess she can't have any of my chocolate fudge brownies, want one tyler? hehe
Jubi dies all the time. Clemy can bring her back...I think.
[Remembers when Jubi died approximately five times from something I'd better not mention]
If anyone is still on, I need at least 2 votes, if I get the two votes I will post the fanfic on my blog
then she ,ust always be getting herself in trouble :p
hey Val!
and it's romance with action/adventure my friend asked me to do one on a pairing she wnats to see happen in the movie prometheus, and she likes how I write so I thought I'd be nice and do one
Morning, Val.
Well, I've never seen the movie, so...
[Vanishes off to go eat breakfast]
I'm not sure if that was a yay or a nay on posting it up
BACK!!! sorry i poofed :P
where were we..?
oh right *dies*
and you're right for not mentioning it fabi....
oh crap *looks at time since last comment*
WHERE DID EVERYONE GOOO??? I'M ALIVE AGAIN! *jumps up and down waving arms in the air*
Hiya Val
YEY SOMEONE'S HERE!
...
Sorry, I disappeared.
And in the past ninety minutes, I've only managed to write 360 words. -.-
TAIA!
Hi.
Have we met...?
Hello! Possibly not.
It's nice to meet you. *offers Jubilance a cookie*
I spent the day tidying my room.
And it's still a tip.
But my sister says she'll finish it over the week, so it's all good.
And my mum said no more books and no new bookcase until my room is tidy, so... C:
LUCI !!!!!!
hi.
And THANKS FOR THE COOKIE TAIA! *eats*
Hiya, Luci!
Tidying sucks. But if it does you good, then it's probably worth it. C:
You're welcome, Jubi. :3(You don't mind my calling you Jubi, do you?)
Hello Jubi:)
Hey Taia:)
Tidying does suck.
I'm just hoping I'll be allowed a bookcase I can paint. XD
Haha i don't mind P everone calls me that anyways :P Although I think that ara officially changed my name to "Jubster" xP
*:P
*Mara
Everyone's gone again aren't they... -_-
I wonder whats going on?
Hi...
One Direction?
I was just waiting to avoid getting first, actually. XD
*grins*
I'm alone though, so I'll take my time. I was officially distant beforehand though, so it might take a while...
Oh, hi Luci! :P
YEY PEOPLE ARE HERE!!
And now Jubster has to go... -_-
Sorry, I disappeared, again.
And I need to buy ink and/or pens at some point...
*waves* Howdy, Mara!
Bye Jubster!
Hi Taia! :)
Awh, bye, Jubi! 'Twas nice meeting you~
Sorry for poofing I had to go to this thing and play music with my friends. I think it was cause its paddy's day.
Umm is anyone there?
Hiya, Aisling!
How are you?
(Wbd, msd)
I'm good thanks how about you?
I'm okay, thanks. :3
... I also need to buy a new sketchbook. Or ten.
I need to go soon
Around Half 6
Ahh my throat's REALLY sore. It's annoying last night I couldn't go to sleep because of it.
Don't worry, Mr. Golden God. The chances of me getting a tattoo on my face are slim to nonexistent. My enemies would recognize me far too easily and hunt me down. And I must go now to attempt to finish Death Bringer before they catch up.
Until later,
Cam (vanishes into the night)
Awh, I hope your throat's better soon, Aisling.
I'm going to go.
I need to find somewhere I can breathe.
Bye, all!
*leaves hugs, cookies, ice cream*
Sorry I disappeared.
I went for teaaaaaa.
AND I'M REALLY HYPER AND BLAME THE FROOT LOOOOOOOOPSSSSSS I HAD EARLIER
*giggles* FROOT LOOOOOOOOOPPPPSSS
Bye Taia :(
Thanks
Jubi, if you're on did you get my comment earlier about the votes?
Luci!! Fruit Loops are good
I don't think I've ever had fruit loops but then I might have and just can't remember.
Ice-cream cookie sandwiches...
Ooh. I REALLY WANT ONE OF THOSE NOW
AND SKITTLES
IN AUGUST IMMA TRY A SKITTLES MILKSHAAAAAAAAKKKKEEEE C:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard~
skittles milkshake how interesting...hey Luci? I said if I got 2 yay votes I'd put up a fanfic, do you think I should? I'm debating it
OOH YAY FANFICS C:
FANFICS ARE, USUALLY, GLORIOUS C:
I'm taking that as a yes? lol
Damn right it's better than yours...
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like,
It's better than yours
Damn right, it's better than yours
I can teach you,
But I have to charge~
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