Ah, Tanith...
Who would have thought you'd be the star of your own book, six years after I had the White Cleaver stab you through the back? Not I, certainly. When I first started writing, I had no plans for you beyond that fight scene. But fate— and my agent— intervened, and you stayed alive, and I am so glad you did.
Now here you are, heading up The Maleficent Seven, going on sale today (in the countries where it IS going on sale, obviously). I had envisioned this as a tiny little book, just a fraction longer than The End of the World, which would keep my precious Minions from gnawing their own arms off in anticipation of the next Skulduggery instalment. But yet again, things did not go according to plan. Yet again, you surprised me. And when I looked up, TMS had morphed from a novella into a book. It's still pretty short, as books go, but it's a lot more substantial than originally intended.
Now then, what public engagements do I have before me to celebrate this launch? Well, this afternoon, between 5 and 6, I have a, er, "twinterview"... is that what they're calling it? Seriously? Anyway, I'll be answering a load of questions that came with the hashtag #AskDerek. Apparently.
Then on Friday I'll be heading into RTE in the morning for the show Elev8, where I'll be talking with the beautiful Diana. And a bloke.
Then on Saturday I have signings in Easons in Blanchardstown at 11 and Easons Dundrum at 3.
On April 5th, there's a public signing in WHSmith in Guildford at 1PM, and my only EVENT at the Stratford Picture House at 5.
On the 6th, I'll be signing in WHSmith in Brent Cross at 11, and Waterstones in Bury St Edmunds at 5.
On the 7th, there is a signing in Waterstones in Norwich at 12.
And that's it. I'm not really sure where the proposed Milton Keynes signing went. Dammit.
Over the next few months I'll be making appearances in Derry, the Hay Festival, Leeds, Wicklow, and Dublin. Further details will be announced closer to the time.
Let's see... anything else...? Oh! Those of you signed up for the newsletter should be receiving a very cool email shortly. For those of you who aren't, keep an eye on the snazzy new Skulduggery website. Pay attention to a little competition called Exquisite Corpse.
I have to get back to work now. This book will not write itself— no matter how much I might want it to.
PS The Comment Section on THIS post is the ONLY Comment Section where you can discuss TMS! As usual, try not to be TOO spoilery when it comes to details. If you liked a certain bit, don't mention names or EXACT details- anyone else who has read the book will know what you're talking about. Remember that there are always oddball Minions who will read the spoilers before they read the book, and then get really, really mad with you for spoiling it...
Thursday, March 28, 2013
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«Oldest ‹Older 601 – 800 of 4970 Newer› Newest»You mean to tell me Zaf, that you are un-arrestable and therefore above the law?
And not because of ninety years ago. Anyway, this is an official warning. As I said, one more slip up, and you're gone.
#ChaseForBook9
I suppose...
*paces back and forth*
Now- how to figure out where the hell I was..
Anyway, the truce is all but null and void after what Serpine did. Very few clauses mean anything any more.
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Alexis: *widens eyes* Oh my god....yes!
*has knife in hand* What in gods name have I done?! What?! *is furious* You have no jurisdiction over me Trip
ello!
River: Trip! Zaf! Stop fighting and ficus on the matter at hand! We need to save those people.
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*focus
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Hi Jubi!
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Actually Zaf, I do. I can arrest /anyone/. Just because I work for Scotland, doesn't mean I can't arrest you. Unless you want to become a Mevolent-esque dictator I suggest you brush up on those laws you claim to represent and realise you ARE NOT ABOVE THE LAW!
#ChaseForBook9
Malik: You're not gonna cheer now, are you? *grins*
Don't be cheeky, Malik!
Malik: I am not! *looks at Alexis* Am I?
Hi Jugbi! *hugs* How are ye?
#ChaseForBook9
RHY!!! TRIP!!!! MITHRIA!!! *Supermegatacklehugsofdoom*
HAII!
ELLO, JUBI
*nods to River* Thanks.
*hums*
*stops, then watches as her skin turns transparent, her whole body changing form into water and she splashes onto the ground, gone*
*sits up, far away, LYING ON THE COLD HARD GROUND* FUUUCKING SHIT.
Hey Jubi! How are you?
I HAVENT DONE ANYTHING WRONG! NOTHING TRIP NOTHING!!!!!!
Alexis: Nah not in the slightest!
I think we should go and stop that guy.
River: ADRA!!!!
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ADRA!!!!
River: *vanishes*
Where the fuck did he go?
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*puts head in hand and sighs* Just watch your fucking step Zaf.
*walks over to the puddle, intrigued*
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*pinches the bridge of her nose, looking around*
*notices her restraints*
*realizes the FUCK that she's in that damn medical hospital*
*swears*
WHAT
NO
You two stop fighting! Adea and River have vanished.
#ChaseForBook9
*Adra
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Meh, River's a time traveller, she'll do that. But looks like Adra's been taken by Cain...
#ChaseForBook9
*looks around*
*looks down at her stitched up stomach*
*screams, pulling on her restrains*
CAIN I WILL RIP YOU TO SHREDS
Malik: *nods* You see, Mith. Not cheeky.
Oh stop it. Adra disappeared!! And River! OMG! Sh... okay, I won't panic now...
River's a boy Trip.
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*energy catches the knife and crushes it* Assault on a sanctuary agent, she's so under arrest.
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Alexis: *giggles* Nope never cheeky! Very funny
Oh yeah... Sorry, Doctor Who and all that.
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*snaps his fingers, walking up*
Hello.
Like what you see?
I tried a little experiment with your consciousness. I hope you don't- *chuckles* mind
*shadows go around Zafira and she's gone*
Never mind. I'm gonna kill Riv when I see him. And how do we get to Ads!
#ChaseForBook9
*blinks and wakes up beside Adra* oh hell...
DRAGONA!! ZAF!!! ADRA!!! *Supermegatacklehugsofdoom*
HAAAIII!!!!
I'm good :)
Zaf?? What the hell is going on here?
*glances at Zaf* Oh for Christ's sake..
What the hell are you doing, Cain?
Jubi, have I said HI already? I forgot because of all this disappearing things... So, uh... HI!! :)
Oh yeah, the earpiece. *into the earpiece* Yo Adra! Where are you?
#ChaseForBook9
I seriously do NOT want to see a power battle/brag off between you two.
So I won't. See you later.
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Hi/Bye Fabi!
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*starts coughing*
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*looks at Rhydian* Hey, you're ok?
Hi/bye Fabi!
*continues to cough*
#ChaseForBook9
Alexis: where did momma go?
((*hugs Fabi*))
So, um- what was that whole thing with me turning to water and shite?
Also
WHERE ARE WE
Adra? You there?
#ChaseForBook9
Yes where are we...eers Cain? I assume thats who you are
*starts coughing up blood*
#ChaseForBook9
Red leader to red five. Red leader to red five. Come in red five.
#ChaseForBook9
*takes the earpiece, attaching it to his own ear* Hello.
*to Adra* Experimenting. I transferred your consciousness to a body that wasn't completely human- one easily manipulated. But I brought you back before you told them too much.
You were here the whole time,
Trip, just track her. Track her signal using the earpiece.
Rhyidan!! *runs towards him*
Malik: *looks at Alexis* I don't know... don't worry, ok? She'll come back, I'm sure.
DOES THIS LOOK LIKE DOCTOR WHO, CAIN?
And what the hell did you do to me Cain?
*falls to ground choking on own blood*
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Alexis: I hope...everyone seems to want to kill or hurt Momma since she's Grand Mage
Zafira, to put it blankly, I am going to rid you both of your magic. Oh- don't worry- I can also take that little voice in your head away. So don't try too hard.
But that's beside the point. Shadow Alchemy is the point. It is the closest thing I have to the source.
wbd/msd
*swears* Rhydian! Don't you dare to... *nearly starts crying because she doesn't know how to help him*
*mouths to Dragona* Do that before he detsroys it.
Heya Cain. You know, before you pass me back to Adra, just thought you might want to know you're a wanted criminal across planet earth. And my agent in Sweden send his regards, apparently your fight with him this morning was brisk and refreshing.
#ChaseForBook9
Malik: Don't be afraid... *doesn't know what to say*
*hugs Jubi* I like your profile pic!
And the source, I assume. What is the point of that?
Cain have you poisoned me? *coughs up a lit more blood*
#ChaseForBook9
*tracks the signal*
Give him this. *chucks Mith a box of redrays* I totally stole a load of it from the future.
#ChaseForBook9
*goes pale* No...oh god no please...it'd kill me I know it. I really dont want to be mortal...
Lot**
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So anyway, if you'd just like to tell me the location of your secret base and give me some exact plans of it, a complete confession to all your crimes and hand yourself in that would be lovely.
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*blood starts coming out nose and ears* * goes unconscious*
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*does what Trip said*
Alexis: *nods* I'm not afraid
Ok, can anyone teleport?
Rhydian! Hey, can you hear me? Wake up!! Please...
(Okay, so Rhydian will now be unconscious for ages, in excruciating at the saame time, but won't die)
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Oh, that was your agent? Good. A nice warm-up match, I daresay. *leans over Adra* I don't think you'll be seeing them all for a while- quite a while.
*attaches an IV to her arm, grinning as she begins to scream, a sensitive working around her*
Or the other one, for that matter.
He is rather good, trained him myself.
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LET HER GO!!!!
Malik: *looks at Mith and Rhydian* Mith... hey, stop crying. That doesn't help him.
What the hell are you doin- *screams, her back arching, feeling a draining feeling* No...
*walks over to Zafira* Your turn, lovely. *grins, preparing another IV as a Sensitive walks over*
*tuns off mic* I have an emergancy phylaxtrite. Just a sec! *runs into bar*
#ChaseForBook9
*starts having a nightmare*
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*appears behind Cain, holding his katana to his throat*
Let them go.
*tries to grab shadows* get away Cain
(Make sure I don't die if fright!)
#ChaseForBook9
*closes her eyes, and with one last burst of energy, sends out a shockwave of energy, before falling back, drained*
*in her daze, sees Cain pick up a large tube filled with electric blue liquid*
*murmurs* fuck
*tries to stop crying* I know...
*watches as the IV for Zafira fills up with black liquid* Ah. Lovely.
*glances at Dragona* *takes a bite out of the sword, spitting the metal away*
Alchemist.
I can do that
*energy appears in hands* As before, Cain Murdaugh, you are under arrest for assault, assault on a sanctuary agent, resisting arrest, breaking and entering and harassment. You have the right to remain silent, but anything you do say may be used against you in court.
#ChaseForBook9
*nightmare gets worse*
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*is screaming feeling drained* oh dear god...
*waves his hand and whatever machine Adra is hooked up to buckles and ruptures and falls apart, and then Zaf's follow's suit*
#ChaseForBook9
Nice try, Cain. But these are not ordinary swords.
*picks up the next IV as it is filled to the brim, tucking it away with the other*
*a few burly people come forward, taking Dragona on- allowing him a second*
*shadows swirl up underneath him as he portals away, closing it behind him*
*appears next to trip* whats going on here?
*his voice calls over the intercoms* Too late... *rolls his eyes, going back to work, going fast* Idiots.
*heart stops beating* *is now dying*
#ChaseForBook9
*slices open the stomach of one of the burly people, dodges out of the way of a strike and then slices the second's throat*
*pushes the air, sending the rest flying, then sets them all on fire*
*goes back to Cain*
*clicks fingers and all the burly people are shoved to the floor using energy and Trip shackles them one by one*
#ChaseForBook9
Trip dear god...he...*closes eyes*
((RHYDIAN I REALLY FUDGING WANT TO HELP YOU BUT I AM NOWHERE I AM SORRY))
*murmurs, her eyes closed* Whoa... Wipeout.
*opens one eye* Zaf, you better not be dead yet
(No, Rhydian, your body is locked in the state of coughing and stuff, and also in the state of life and having a beating heart)
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*nods* I know, Zaf. Me too. Ugh. I feel like lead.
No. No no no no NO! Don't. You. Dare. *Does attempt at resuscitation*
I'm alive. I believe.
Fabi, I love you so much. You're so Perriefect. Thank you. ❤
*hums How Ya Doin'*
#ChaseForBook9
(Trip...this is no ordinary poison. I AM DYING!!!!)
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*spins both his katanas in his hands*
I hate this feeling! Like...I'm powerless...I want to hurt someone I cannot stand this
*mixes together the two magics, then pours water in, standing back, beginning the machine's process, quietly watching in wonder*
*waits*
(This is no ordinary powder. It's Hunter stuff, from the future. YOU ARE NOT DYING!!!!)
#ChaseForBook9
*stabs Cain through the stomach*
Ugh. I know, Zaf. *reaches for a knife, working on slicing through her restraints* It's bloody unfortunate...
*looks down*
*looks up, sarcastic* Oh ouch
(I obviously am!)
#ChaseForBook9
Oh yeah, *shackles cuff Zaf*
Zafiara Kerias, you are hereby removed from office and under arrest on charges of assault on a sanctuary agent. You have the right to remain silent but anything you do say may be used against you in court et cetera, et cetera.
#ChaseForBook9
It is indeed...*takes one of my knives working through restrants* Oh my god Adra this isnt permanent is it?
(No, the powder was redrays. It stops you from dying. Or needing the loo. Or stopping coughing. It's what it's designed for)
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((RHYDIAN I WILL STAB YOU IF YOU DIE*
*murmurs* There is a time and place... *gets halfway through her left bond*
*mumbles*
I know that you keep calling my phone
But baby there ain't nobody home~
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*slices his sword through Cain's neck*
I'm afraid it is, Zaf. For now, at least.
*touches the stone table*
*nothing happens* Yeah... *breathes out slowly*
It feels like an entire part of me has been taken out
Adra if we can get out...*is almost free of my right one*
(My attempt isn't really helpful, is it? *sighs*)
*gasps* what the fuck...tell me who poisoned me. I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL THEM!!!!!
#ChaseForBook9
Dragona, Cain isn't here. He teleported away.
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*looks at the sword, then raises a hand to keep his head on as the skin heals over*
Can you not just watch what's going on? I'm the only one here who knows how to stop the machine- and if one of you try, you can ruin everything- all those lives in there. All those people. Dead.
(Oh yeah, you're also locked in unconsciousness. Star explains it better, but she's away)
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Ah, oh well. I stabbed him in the stomach at least.
Oh my god...just...I cant...no! What I work for my entire life taken from me....I worked so hard and now...*keeps working on restraint trying to not lose it* I can still hear Javier though...the bond was never broken
WHAT IS GOING ON
Cain, free the people and make sure they're alive. Or you'll have no hands to keep your head on with.
((Mith I LOVE YOU btw))
*slices through her left bonds* Breathes out, slowly sitting up as much as she can*
*groans* UGH.
I FEEL SO WEAK, DAMMIT.
That's it.
He is going down.
Well I'm awake now Trip. Stop denying the obvious!
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Um, Cain kidnapped Adra and zaf and stole their magic away from them?
#ChaseForBook9
*grabs anti-material rifle and points it at Cain*
Did Cain poison me?
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Hey, calm down, Rhydian! You were almost dead. *kneels beside him* How do you feel?
(Love you too, Adra!! <3)
((Edward, a Shadow Alchemist named Cain is looking for the source of all magic, the thing that gives life. He stole my alchemy and Zaf's necromancy. And we have to stop him))
Zaf, breathe. Calm.
where is cain now?
Well fuck it Rhydian. Just smash up all the rules that were in place before. Whatever. Do your storyline.
#ChaseForBook9
*looks around* We need Rhydian and Mith here...
To be honest Mith...I feel like Hell! Now I wanna kill someone!
#ChaseForBook9
He teleported away, but Dragona is fighting some form of illusion...
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right, how long ago did he teleport?
(Okay Trip! I plan to do that anyway!)
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Yeah good luck killing him.
Trip. Calm down.
I'm trying Adra. Maybe I can acess Justaria's magic? Inca way he only took Necromancy and Justaria has more then that...anything she's seen she can replicate it.
To be honest Mith...I feel like Hell! Now I wanna kill someone!
#ChaseForBook9
Don't kill me, ok? And not Malik and not Alexis. And I guess we aren't more here... I don't know, everyone else vanished suddenly and I don't know where they are now and...
I am calm.
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You can try, Zaf... *cuts through her right restraint* *begins working on her ankles, wincing, one hand on her stomach* Damn...
But I want my alchemy back.
And he is going to jail, I swear
How do we get to ya Ads?
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Alexis: Momma will come back!
*dissapears*
Good!
How are we going to get he other two here? We can't just leave them!
Um, not long ago Ed. But it wasn't a teleport, it was a weird shadow walk portal combo.
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I have no idea, Rhydian... All of my portals are probably closed
And now Ed's gone. Brilliant.
Well, I have no more means of teleportation. I only had the one phylaxtrite left.
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Malik: Of course she will, Alexis!
(Adra, actually we're four. Rhydian, me, Malik and Alexis. But we could leave Malik and Alexis maybe...)
Alexis: I want her
Javier: I can hear Zafira's thoughts...she's frightened he stole their magic but the link I have with her isn't relying on magic
Brb.
((sorry- I gotchu!))
*gets though one leg* This is annoying.
So...
*frowns*
This is annoying. And dangerous.
*reappears with large machine*
*cuts through both arms finally* no kidding! I want my magic back god damn it!
If I had to describe our situation in one word right now, it would be fucked.
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*cuts the last restraint, breathing out* That was excessive.
*swings her legs over the side, picking up a few medical tools and holding them* this could come in handy...
We need to split up. Half to the people, half to Cain.
*vanishes* *falls into a back street.* hello!?!?
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adra your magic was stolen right?
*hugs Alexis* It's ok... don't worry, your Mum is all right, I'm sure.
*turns* Rhydian??
Yeah fucked sounds about right.
*looks at her hands* But why would he need the "power of life"? Like- who does he want to bring back?
*looks around* guys? *stands up* wherever I am it stinks.
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((Rhyd where ARE you lol?))
*glances at Edward* ...What's that?
I'll take Cain. You know, combat mage with powers and all that. Ed, you're with me.
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(Dunno Adra)
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ok trip, this is an energy signature tracker. if he left recently it will lock on and tell you where he is
Oh good! *gets up with the two* Zaf, want to take the people? *winces* I don't know what he's done with them...
It. Doesn't matter who you take, btw
*walks out if alleyway* You're kidding me.
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*nods* Solid. What do you need for it, Edward?
((Well that's helpful :3))
Your son Adra. *gets free* Okay I'll take people but I mean I cant go far unless I get my magic back. Unless we break the barrier between Justaria and I..
All right Edward, fire it up.
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*wants to say something but suddenly disappears*
it will glow green when it finds the energy. it may then explode but that only happened once.
*turns white* He wouldn't... *clenches her fists*
Alexis: Iknow
How do I get back to the 21st century? I'm looking at the Globe Theatre. I'm in Shakespearean London!
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I can deal with that. Power it up.
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((Mith?!?? You can just, you know, appear with us if you want?))
((Rhydian omfg what. I WAS THEREEEEE ;D))
*switches machine on and it glows red slowly turning green*
Adra you have a son?
#ChaseForBook9
Actually Rhydian, you could be in modern London looking at the replica. Look around the sky, do you see the Shard?
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River must've taken me here or something. Or another time traveller.
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*facepalms* Where. Have you. Been.
(brb. have to argue with my mum)
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