Ah, Tanith...
Who would have thought you'd be the star of your own book, six years after I had the White Cleaver stab you through the back? Not I, certainly. When I first started writing, I had no plans for you beyond that fight scene. But fate— and my agent— intervened, and you stayed alive, and I am so glad you did.
Now here you are, heading up The Maleficent Seven, going on sale today (in the countries where it IS going on sale, obviously). I had envisioned this as a tiny little book, just a fraction longer than The End of the World, which would keep my precious Minions from gnawing their own arms off in anticipation of the next Skulduggery instalment. But yet again, things did not go according to plan. Yet again, you surprised me. And when I looked up, TMS had morphed from a novella into a book. It's still pretty short, as books go, but it's a lot more substantial than originally intended.
Now then, what public engagements do I have before me to celebrate this launch? Well, this afternoon, between 5 and 6, I have a, er, "twinterview"... is that what they're calling it? Seriously? Anyway, I'll be answering a load of questions that came with the hashtag #AskDerek. Apparently.
Then on Friday I'll be heading into RTE in the morning for the show Elev8, where I'll be talking with the beautiful Diana. And a bloke.
Then on Saturday I have signings in Easons in Blanchardstown at 11 and Easons Dundrum at 3.
On April 5th, there's a public signing in WHSmith in Guildford at 1PM, and my only EVENT at the Stratford Picture House at 5.
On the 6th, I'll be signing in WHSmith in Brent Cross at 11, and Waterstones in Bury St Edmunds at 5.
On the 7th, there is a signing in Waterstones in Norwich at 12.
And that's it. I'm not really sure where the proposed Milton Keynes signing went. Dammit.
Over the next few months I'll be making appearances in Derry, the Hay Festival, Leeds, Wicklow, and Dublin. Further details will be announced closer to the time.
Let's see... anything else...? Oh! Those of you signed up for the newsletter should be receiving a very cool email shortly. For those of you who aren't, keep an eye on the snazzy new Skulduggery website. Pay attention to a little competition called Exquisite Corpse.
I have to get back to work now. This book will not write itself— no matter how much I might want it to.
PS The Comment Section on THIS post is the ONLY Comment Section where you can discuss TMS! As usual, try not to be TOO spoilery when it comes to details. If you liked a certain bit, don't mention names or EXACT details- anyone else who has read the book will know what you're talking about. Remember that there are always oddball Minions who will read the spoilers before they read the book, and then get really, really mad with you for spoiling it...
Thursday, March 28, 2013
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«Oldest ‹Older 401 – 600 of 4970 Newer› Newest»Death dont make Ari and I come down there! Her and I can easily do it we live like a few hours away from each other and we can easily meet up and go down there to Australia
*licks death's face*
your beautiful and yeah. so shut up :D
But Zaffy. Can't you see my picture?! I'm hideous!! *Hides face* I'm absolutely disgraceful! I'm so ugly... *Buries head in knees*
*Wipes face* Ew... And I'm not beautiful! I know I'm not! My sisters are beautiful! Meet looked like a princess!! I looked like a troll...
I can see the picture and I can assure you that you are beautiful Death Rose. Now shush before you make Ari and I go down there and smack you! She knows Krav so its gonna maybe knock sense into you!
ARETHA TESLA NOW WOULD BE A REAL GOOD TIME TO RANDOMLY POP IN
Zaffy! I'm not beautiful! If I was, Tristan wouldn't have dumped me after six stupid days!!
*licks face again.*
I'm not going to stop. MUWHAHAHAHA! CAUSE YOUR AMAZING AND BEAUTIFUL DEATHY AND YEAH!
Tristan didnt know beautiful if it slapped him in the face. Guys can be cruel you gotta think positive
*Covers face with leather jacket* Lick that... Not me...
Zaffy, Tristan was... I thought he was the one. We were perfect for each other and he said he wasn't ready for a relationship... And long behold, I find him with my best friend the next day'
*day!
Hi all! How are you?
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Rhy, please tell them that I am ugly because I am! That picture on my profile is hideous!!
As I said boys can be real eejits! They can! He obviously wasnt the one if he lied to you! There will be other guys you just gotta think positive! You're what 15? 16?
Death...you must be part blind or something. COZ YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!
(And I'm not lying nor am I mistaken. You're gorgeous! Stop beating yourself up)
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Hullo.
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So what're you guys talking about?
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Hey Mara!
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'ello!!
Hi Jubi!
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Hi Rhy *hugs*
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Hey Jubi! Hey Rhydian! Hey Mara!
*curls back in a ball* Ooh yay! I NEEDS TO GO FIND MY TIPSY WINE!
Hi Jubi *hugs*
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I'm ugly!! And I just turned 15! But I'm still ugly!!! And I hate me because of it!!
RHY!!! MARA!!!!!!!! ZAF!!!!!!!!!! *Supermegatacklehugsofdoom*
HAAII!!
Hey Zaf *hugs*
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So you're like a freshman over here....damn it Deathy you are perfect! Ok? You got years ahead of you! There'll be a guy out there
Death you're not ugly. You're beautiful. And don't think otherwise.
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Death. at least you dont have acne. like some of us... *runs away and hides*
Death, you're not as ugly as me. *hugs*
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So when Niccolo is back I'm debating do I tacklehug him or slap him and kick him?
hi everyone who just came in *continues to hide*
Death, you are beautiful, OK?
I. Am. Ugly! *Glowers at everyone*
Non of you are ugly!! (I am of course)
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Mara, you are beautiful. You are so gorgeous... It's insane!!
hypocrite rhy!
Im just gonna stay hidden *hides*
OK guys we are NOT getting into this conversation. OK?
Why do people even CARE what they look like?? Just because you think you're ugly doesn't mean that you're not an amazing person. And you are ALL AMAZING PEOPLE. OK?
Oh my God, you guys are freaking amazing!! I, on the other hand am not and there is nothing you guys can say or do to make me think otherwise! *Sets chin stubbornly*
*stays by lake holding Olivia and watching Alexis play*
Javier: Zafira! Damn it!
Okay Death. You may believe you're ugly. But we all shall always see you as incredibly beautiful. And that is all.
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You never saw a picture of me, Death...
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DEATH! YOU DONT EVEN KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD UGLY!
srsly. you look as if you dont even know acne exists in the world! *is not moving from my hiding*
*is hiding* ZAFFY SAFE
*Glowers at Rhy*
I have Mara! I'm a total stalker and you've put pictures up as your profile pic before!
Eld, only the guys in my family get it... Not us girls...
*skips in holding a frying pan* I am gonna smack people with my frying pan!
you lucky bastard death. D:
Ever so slightly scary... Alexis...
You're lying as to not hurt my feelings.
Death, you don't know you're beautiful.
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*hugs everyone* sorry I just saw a pic on Facebook and it made me think. *hugs everyone*
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I'm not lucky... I can't put on any weight or muscle... Not can I tan...
*wakes up in total darkness* FOR FUCKS' SAKE
*mumbles about all you beautiful people and how lucky you are for not having acne and mer.*
http://mevolentminions.blogspot.com.au/2013/02/death-rose-one-of-those-pieces-of-crap.html?m=1
Look at your comment, Mara. Look at it. I'm not lying. That is you... Right?
you cant put on weight? and you dont have acne? or a tan? excuse me while i go hide in the corner from shame of your brilliance death.
I'm going to go now. Not in the mood for talking right now. Bye
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Death, there are a MILLION people who have that problem. I have some friends who have problems like that and they're still amazing.
Hey if you people are done beating yourselves I made a Blog!!!!
http://alexiskerias.blogspot.com/
*hugs rhy. licks rhy's face*
there. goodbye Rhy!
Well, they are and not me. I keep losing weight and I'm already stick-like as is...
Rhy... *Pouts*
*stays far away from the convo*
Guys... I'm tired, have an early start tomorrow and feeling absolutely terrible... In leaving... *Vanishes*
Bye Aussie!
Bye Deathy sleep good
*huggled zaf.* well. lets all just... i dunno. im gonna sit in that corner, and face the wall, and stare at it untill it explodes. *walks and sits in the corner staring at the wall.*
*throws dynamite at corner* *it explodes* WEEE
bye death *continues to stare at wall*
Uh oh. Momma has dynamite.....least that wasnt Ireland
bye death *continues to stare at wall*
I wanna write but I dunno....*jumps in lake* just keep swimming swimming!
*gets caught in the explosion of dynamite and wall.* What the- *falls backwards and is bombarded with falling ruble.*
NOOO *runs after*
((*huggles everyone*))
*looks around* *calls* YO
Is Adra having mental issues?
*closes her eyes*
CAIN IF THAT IS YOU, YOU BETTER COME OUT HERE!
*looks around, still it pitch darkness*
WHERE THE HELL AM I?!?
Assume yes. *smiles* wanna work on something?
Like what? *sits by lake* Olivia is crawling! She looks determined *picks Olivia up and tickles* my baby sister is crazy! *tickles her more*
*looks around under ruble, pushes it off, stands up and spread wings. flies and turns into a hedgehog(because why not)*
*a light flickers down on Adra, but outside the light is complete darkness*
*comes forward*
You killed our son, then.
(((OMG Eld :3)))
*glares at Cain* He was my son, Cain. Not yours.
*walks mindlessly as a hedgehog thinking hedgehog thoughts. waddles into something.*
Holy hell *nods*
(Right if you want me to go mental on Cain I will once he's near me)
*growls, walking in circles around her, reaching out and brushing her hair to the side* He was every bit of mine as you are, Adra. He was my son. And you did something that got him killed
Perrie is the most loved, yet the most hated on...
*teleports into Blogland*
*lies down*
*shoots light through leg*
*gasps*
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*breathes out* He died because of you, Cain. *looks at him* His death was your fault- and yours alone.
*tries to move her hands, feeling them chained behind her.
*rolls her eyes again* cute
*muses* I don't have time for your games- I would never have done a thing against him. I'm completely serious- tell me what happened, *pulls out a knife* Or else it won't be pleasant
wohoho what is going on.
Mara? Ok you know I give up
Ignore me... *winces* Just casually killing myself... *smiles weakly*
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Cant do nything as she's so convinently away from everyone so....ignore her i refuse to help her if she comes back
I WANT TO GO TO THE BALL WITH ME BUT I DON'T WANT TO GO OUT WITH ANYONE BECAUSE I JUST DON'T. SO CAN I ASK SOMEONE TO THE BALL AS JUST FRIENDS.
Her as in Adra
((*hugs Mara tightly* meh. That sucks :/. DON'T SHOOT YOUR SELF!))
*lunges, flipping with the chair, crashing into Cain as it splinters and breaks, collapsing*
*grams his arm, flipping again, snapping it*
*runs along the walls, feeling for a door, and hits a latch, pulling the door open and sprinting*
You don't need a partner Brave...
You can ask anyone and if they're taken then ask someone else
*blinks and makes hedgehog noises. walks and trips over.*
*pokes Mara* No killing yourself
*Pulls out gun and shoots herself in the head*
Okay thats it IM LEAVING ill be back when everyone stops shooting themseleves trying to kill themselves because im sick of it all ok? Enough so I am leaving until people stop it because its getting to my last nerve
(DEATH DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT)
*crawls over to anyone, or someone.*
I need to... get used to pain. *winces*
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((*pulls Rose into the hug as well*))
*casually follows Adra*
(Well, my hrither just came in, while Troy was here, and began telling at me... I think I can shoot myself right now! Actually... Maybe I'll take a very, VERY long break from Blogland. That actually sounds quite nice... I think I will do that. Don't even bother emailing me, I'm not going to check them. Bye! *Growls and vanishes*))
(please dont bring that up mara. seriously. that doesnt bring out the best in me, at all. its not something to roleplay about or even mention. please dont.)
*hugs Death*
*hugs Zaf*
*hugs everyone*
Sorry... I'm just 002-012-100-112-021 001 201-012-110-020 010-012-112-202-012-200-012-011 002-100-202-010-022.
*disappears*
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*runs into a room, rows upwind rows of figures lying on hundreds of beds, comatose, being experimented on by tons of creatures in white coats*
*screams and turns to run, but is hit in the back of the head*
*falls back asleep*
*wakes up quite a long time later in her lab*
*stands up, immediately running to the others* NO
DEATH DONT YOU DARE! DEATH NO DONT YOU EVEN.
im going. ive lost friends before. i dont think im willing to do it again. not like this. bye everyone.
FOR
FUCKS
SAKE
YOU GUYS
I AM SERIOUS I WILL TIE YOU ALL TO TREES
*grumbles*
Adra are you okay?!
Joy! The train begins of everyone leaving why not? Why? I swear to god everytime...*shakes head* No i wont speak my mind because if i do ill insult someone
They're still watching, Zaf. They'll be back- dont worry. I won't let them leave.
*paces, rubbing the back of her neck*
What happened to you Adra? Its not anyone I know?
I don't know what happened. *eyes widen* Oh God... Those poor people...
I don't know how I'm here
You're here and safe thats all that counts
Itsnot that guy you used to like is it?
But not them... *growls* Something isn't right. I don't know. I was there, I was hit in the head, and now I'm here. It doesn't add up
It could be a teleportation trick? I'm not sure
No, Alexis- it is him.
*walks back and forth* I have to get back.
Adra no!
Alexis: too dangerous!!!
Yeah well- luckily for you I haven't the faintest idea where I was. *groans* This is obnoxious
Adra you want to get killed? Cain may have had his fun but help me what is his magic?
HI! What's going on?
Adra...idk she wants to go back someplace
Alexis: Hi Mith
Hello, Mith. I want to liberate hundreds of people from being experimented upon, but Zaf says I can't because I can't get killed. Because apparently my life is greater than that of hundreds. Because that isn't true
Hi Zaf and Alexis! :)
Adra, I'm not sure if I understood that... sorry.
Hello?
Hi Dragona and Adra And Mith and Alexis and Zaf.
Helloooo Dragona and Brave!
Let me rephrase- there are hundreds of people, asleep, and are being experimented on. And I want to free them, but Zaf says I shouldn't put myself in danger.
Hundreds of lives are more important than mine.
Hi Dragona and Brave!
FINE! Go get yourself killed what do I care?! I'll make sure Niccolo cant bring you back and then you'll see EXACTLY how much I care. You dont even know if its REAL
Ah, now I got it, Adra^^ Thank you!
You know what, Zaf? I honestly don't care about dying. Never have. If you have ever once listened to one of my speeches you would know that I believe that what comes from the earth, will return to the earth.
I need to help these people- who are definitely real. I felt it. It was terribly real.
And I know you stopped caring long ago about what I do. It doesn't matter to me, so you are wasting empty threats
Guarentee its an illusion to draw you back to Cain. But who am i to stop you? Go get killed I'll just laugh. And when I find your body ill cremate it so Niccolo has nowhere to put your soul then you'll learn that you should never run into danger like that
Hi everyone! How are you all?
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Adra, you said that you didn't have time to read my story yesterday because of school and stuff. How about today since it's weekend? Don't worry if you don't have time, I'm just asking. ^^
Hey Rhydian! :) I'm fine. Yourself?
Alexis: *goes by Mith* someone wanted to go to the Ball with me?
I'm good Mith!
Can someone please update me on recent events. I feel like I've missed something big
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Adra came back saying she needs to help people who i doubt exsist
Oh Alexis! I almost forgot to tell you, I'm sorry! Yeah, there is someone^^ He is called Malik. I'll tell you more later, now I have to eat something. brb!
It's my job to put myself before others, Zafira. It always will, and shall be. If you think I'm stupid enough to get killed...
And if Cain wanted me there, then I wouldn't be here, would I?
((Yeah- I will, Dragona. Gimme a sec y'all- Shower. Hi Rhyd btw))
How many people Zaf?
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Alexis: okay
*sighs* No. The Elders do that Adra not you. And I'm bound by my own laws
Hundreds I believe
I need to help them then. I'm going with Adra.
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Well I guess i'll go too! Not much sense in not going I mean what am I supposed to do then
Why are the people in danger?
Anyone else wanna help save hundreds of people?
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(Javier is coming as well and Alexis)
((Back))
Ell, hello, we still need to figure out where the hello e're going
I'll help too! And Malik maybe...
Okay how about you try to describe it
Alexis: can I meet Malik? Please?
I am all up for it, but I want to know why they're in danger first.
Well... At first I was in complete darkness- not a single light around. I got our of the room and into a long dim hallway... There were so many turns, I eventually made it to the room with all the people... It was a long, tall room. And wide.
@Alexis: Of course you can! He'll come over here in a few minutes I think.
(Malik will be something in the way like what Alexis is for Zaf. Can't describe it in a better way, sorry!)
Okay. I'm gonna try something. Can you create a portal there?
Alexis: okay!
Oh... he was faster than I thought^^ Here he is! *points at Malik*
Malik: *walks in* Hi everybody!
*laughs* That, my dear, will get us no where. The feeling I got there- I was powerless. I couldn't use alchemy- even if I wanted to.
Dragona, people being sliced open and injected and tortured and limbs were being broken or removed. Who knows how many have died
*walks in, points at Zaf* I should arrest you right now!
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So it's basically a suicide mission - sure! I've faced worse and come out on top. :)
Hi Malik!
I'm going to call River to help.
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So your magic was bound? Then mine wont be unless any sigil touches my skin. I'm going to try to release Justaria because she can teleport as she's seen through my eyes Mara and Niccolo do it.
Alexis: Hi Malik!
So, if the people are in that sort of danger - who is causing it? How many of them is there?
Why would you arrest me Trip? What the hell did I do?
River: this sounds like Nye. Adra do you have any idea who's behind this?
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The amount of timess you've broken the law and gotten away with it... It's infuriating!
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Malik: *smiles at Alexis* You're Alexis, right? Mith told me a bit about you.
I don't know an exact number.... But at least two hundred. Most likely more.
He has a grip on both necromancy and alchemy, Zafira. That's what he does- he created a new kind of alchemy. It's unstable and believe me- not fun to mess with. I don't know if he has any sigils up, and I haven't seen him in over a century, so I have no idea what his mind has thought up of
Yes, I do... *stiffens* And I think I know what he's looking for.
Oh dear.
Adra who's 'he'?
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What is he looking for?
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Trip how the hell have I broken the law? I follow the law not break it!
Adra uhm...Crap what does he want?
Alexis: *smiles* Yeah my name is Alexis!
We can't just go rushing into a place like that. We need a plan of attack.
I suggest we take a helicopter. Land it wherever we can and have a couple of people defend whilst the others move in.
Then a good idea would be to split into two teams. One would try and rescue the people whilst the other would take out the bad guys. Once the people are out safe then the first team should join the second to assist.
At least I think that'd be a good plan.
You're /supposed/ to follow the law. That doesn't mean you do. I'm not letting you off any more Zaf. One more slip up, and you're out of office, and into jail.
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You see, Alexis, Malik would like to go to the ball but he's too stupid for asking me out. *pokes Malik*
Malik: *grins* I'm not stupid. *pokes Mith back* Well, maybe a little bit.
Cain Murdaugh, Rhydian. My ex. He's a shadow alchemist.
But he's a fool.
Alchemy is all about energy, right? What fuels the body. But... I think he is searching for the source of the energy- what makes people live. What gives them life. What it is.
And that is REALLY stupid
Trip, what are you on? Half the laws in America I wrote with Bisahalani! (Zaf served as an Elder then stepped up to become Grand Mage when Bisahalani died) I know the laws and I know I have not broken one! And dont use my past against me because I was granted immunity before I was elected as an Elder
And trust me - from experience - that plan works. Even against greater odds than we are facing now.
Alexis: *grins* Well I'm not taken so
So he's basically a Sith to your Jedi.
You work with the life force, letting it lend you powers, while he corrupts and uses it, taking what he wants.
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Oh dear God. That's bad. What uf he does find the source? What could he do with it?
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That is a rather good plan...
But actually getting there. Lord knows what kind of walls Cain's put up. If we can find out where he is, we can sneak in..
But how will we get all the people out safely? If half of them are cut open and bleeding...
Zaf, in the time I've known you, you've broken plenty of laws. Also, you didn't write every american law ever, because law existed before the sanctuaries. Also, immunity? No one is above the law.
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Adra you forget I can let Justaria out she can heal them so easily
Malik: Okay, then I'll ask right now... Alexis, would you like to go to the Requiem Ball with me?
*half- smiles* basically, Trip. But... Just think about it- if he found out the secret to life...
This is mightily ambitious for him.
Amnesty sure, but immunity? I don't think so.
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For fucks' sake.
I ded to.. Um.
*looks around* uhm uhm..
Adra, an escort. Someone who can generate barriers - of air or otherwise. It would protect against incoming attacks and the people defending the helicopter could help. As for getting out we could have a large transport plane or an armoured convoy waiting. Tanks, jeeps, personnel carriers, stuff like that. The helicopter could be used as air support to help us escape once we've all got out again.
I was given immunity because of the war against Mevolent and yes i did things i regret but i am protected under the Truce! So what the hell are you talking about? Trip are you really that thick that you want to take me away from my family and the job I love because of like 90 years ago?
(Trip amnesty is what I meant! Lemme be I am brain dead today)
So are you saying, Zaf, that Mevolent ought to be forgiven for killing and breaking the law all those years ago?
Because that is what you are saying, by your logic
Right. That ought to be all I say about that.
And a plane?
*frowns* for lord knows how many people?
Alexis, there is a very important question on the last page! :)
Some planes are very big.
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