Ah, Tanith...
Who would have thought you'd be the star of your own book, six years after I had the White Cleaver stab you through the back? Not I, certainly. When I first started writing, I had no plans for you beyond that fight scene. But fate— and my agent— intervened, and you stayed alive, and I am so glad you did.
Now here you are, heading up The Maleficent Seven, going on sale today (in the countries where it IS going on sale, obviously). I had envisioned this as a tiny little book, just a fraction longer than The End of the World, which would keep my precious Minions from gnawing their own arms off in anticipation of the next Skulduggery instalment. But yet again, things did not go according to plan. Yet again, you surprised me. And when I looked up, TMS had morphed from a novella into a book. It's still pretty short, as books go, but it's a lot more substantial than originally intended.
Now then, what public engagements do I have before me to celebrate this launch? Well, this afternoon, between 5 and 6, I have a, er, "twinterview"... is that what they're calling it? Seriously? Anyway, I'll be answering a load of questions that came with the hashtag #AskDerek. Apparently.
Then on Friday I'll be heading into RTE in the morning for the show Elev8, where I'll be talking with the beautiful Diana. And a bloke.
Then on Saturday I have signings in Easons in Blanchardstown at 11 and Easons Dundrum at 3.
On April 5th, there's a public signing in WHSmith in Guildford at 1PM, and my only EVENT at the Stratford Picture House at 5.
On the 6th, I'll be signing in WHSmith in Brent Cross at 11, and Waterstones in Bury St Edmunds at 5.
On the 7th, there is a signing in Waterstones in Norwich at 12.
And that's it. I'm not really sure where the proposed Milton Keynes signing went. Dammit.
Over the next few months I'll be making appearances in Derry, the Hay Festival, Leeds, Wicklow, and Dublin. Further details will be announced closer to the time.
Let's see... anything else...? Oh! Those of you signed up for the newsletter should be receiving a very cool email shortly. For those of you who aren't, keep an eye on the snazzy new Skulduggery website. Pay attention to a little competition called Exquisite Corpse.
I have to get back to work now. This book will not write itself— no matter how much I might want it to.
PS The Comment Section on THIS post is the ONLY Comment Section where you can discuss TMS! As usual, try not to be TOO spoilery when it comes to details. If you liked a certain bit, don't mention names or EXACT details- anyone else who has read the book will know what you're talking about. Remember that there are always oddball Minions who will read the spoilers before they read the book, and then get really, really mad with you for spoiling it...
Thursday, March 28, 2013
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«Oldest ‹Older 4201 – 4400 of 4970 Newer› Newest»Star, don't worry about it. You took the time to write your ded, which means its automatically special.
#ChaseForBook9
You're dizzy though.. Wearied. And the troll hit you pretty hard.
And your nose looks broken
Oh... Okay then.
#ChaseForBook9
Okay.
You'll all going start groaning as soon as I mention the word 'Avenged', beacuse I go on about my music a bit . . . a lot . . . but please, listen to this song. It's called Brompton Cocktail and it's by Avenged Sevenfold, and I am going to type out the lyrics for you to read, but it isn't half so powerful, actually, not even a third so powerful, without the music behind it, so it'd be great if you'd listen as well. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdXvcbhBxgM&list=PLTslNdjmKxFtDwh1k3FIRyXuARLNTj9fJ&index=43
(Out of time . . .)
Doc
I'm dying
I'm feeling compromised (feeling compromised)
And so dehumanised (so dehumanised)
I lost my final fight to disease
I feel that this is where it ends
I need that shot to enter my vein
My Brompton Cocktail blend
Coz I can't feel my face
I won't struggle on
In a world so cold
In a world so wrong
I'm not running away
Been fighting this so long (so long)
Such a price that we pay
We gotta be so strong
In a lie
I'm tired
Induced euphoria (induced euphoria)
To help me move along (help me move along)
I wanna meet my maker in peace
I wanna feel alive again
So put that smile back on my face
And mix it strong my friend
Coz I can't feel my face
I won't struggle on
In a world so cold
In a world so wrong
I'm not running away
Been fighting this so long (so long)
Such a price that we pay
We gotta be so strong
And I take my life tonight
Coz I have the right to die how I wanna
And leave how I arrived
So alive
I believe my sins have been forgiven
And I believe my choice will save me from this life
Please don't question why
My sins have been forgotten
I believe I'll find peace in the afterlife
Please don't question why
I left this way
Coz I can't feel my face
I won't struggle on
In a world so cold
In a world so wrong
I'm not running away
Been fighting this so long (so long)
Such a price that we pay
We gotta be so strong
And I take my life tonight
Coz I have the right to die how I wanna
And leave how I arrived
So alive
(Alive)
(All typed, no copy and paste whatsoever)
So . . . I guess I dedicate to anyone in that situation described by the song.
The words 'I'm sorry' aren't adequate.
I hope . . . I guess I hope you meet your maker in peace and have a good afterlife.
I also dedicate to Avenged Sevenfold's former drummer, the Rev . . . Because he's, um, dead. He's the one in the picture on the video, just so you know . . .
He had an enlarged heart, and in the autopsy . . . they weren't sure whether that had killed him or whether it was drugs and alcohol, so they weren't, like, sure whether it was suicide or not . . .
And . . . it's entirely likely that he felt like the character in that song felt. And . . . yes.
We miss you, the Rev. Avenged Sevenfold will never been the same without you. You were an absolute genius, and we're sorry you're gone. You'll live on in our hearts foREVer.
TBC
. . . I was going to write a meaningful speech at some point in this ded, but I don't have anything to say, I guess.
Except . . . to everyone in the situation described in the song - don't give up hope. Luciana Clover Scáth, whom you all know . . . she wrote this ded once about hope, and you should all read it. It's the best ded ever.
But, um, I can't find it.
So . . . I've just mailed her asking for it.
*waits*
Well, if I don't get a reply soon (I'd like to post the ded TONIGHT), then you'll read this, as if I ever get the ded, I'll post it and you can read it then . . .
Luce said, in her ded, that she was in hospital, going to have an operation, and it was very likely that she would die in this operation. However, she didn't, and all the doctors were saying it was a miracle.
Luce said that she didn't die beacuse this girl gave her hope, and it was the hope that kept her alive.
So have hope.
It might do something.
There is always, always hope.
Never give up. :)
I can't write a meaningful speech here, because I don't know what to write, and anythign I write won't be good enough, so there's really no point.
Just . . . listen to the song, I suppose.
I said this ded would epically fail, and it has in a way, because none of it's really my work. But the things in it are brilliant, so in another way, it hasn't. :)
Yes.
#ChaseForBookNine
Hey...
#ChaseForBook9
I also use the sigils because the book my father had has sigils and stuff but I have to use my energy because I'm a Necromancer if anyone else tried it wouldn't work.
*raises glass* Hear hear! That was lovely... And true. *nods*
Trip, please let me help you
Hi Mars
hear hear
hello mara
Hear hear
However you can... I'm open to it. Please.
#ChaseForBook9
Hi Mara.
#ChaseForBook9
[hugs Star]
Why did you say it wasn't a very good ded? :-/
Hi Mara [hugs]
#ChaseForBook9
*walks up to trip* you look hurt
No of you'll probably listen to the song.
But do.
Please.
It's a masterpiece, and it's so sad.
And . . . I know my ded was crap, but the song wasn't, so it's really the only worthy thing in my ded.
HI MARA! :)
#ChaseForBookNine
Mysef or Adra? *stands up* Edward's case hurt because it took a hell lot out of me...
@Fabi: *gives her a Morgan-like stare* . . . Because it isn't?
#ChaseForBookNine
Msd.
#ChaseForBookNine
*nods, rushing to her bag and pulling out multiple supplies*
Ah... Right then.
*walks over, pouring rubbing alcohol on towel, gently poking at his cuts, cringing*
*holds out a bottle*
Drink this. The whole thing. It tastes awful, but it will remind your bones
*hugs Star* I will
*turns to adra* who are you?
R.I.P Rev.
That was a truly inspiring ded.
Adrasdos Dark, please call me Adra.
You're Edward Fletcher, or something like that. I'd shake you hand but it is kind of covered in blood
Okay, sound cool. Where can I get some? *downs it, gags then starts coughing *
Argh! Argh that's disgusting!
#ChaseForBook9
[pokes Star]
Listening to it now.
#ChaseForBook9
*smiles nodding* Yeah...
*looks at hand* why is it covereed in blood, a d r a. and why am i in a bar?
*grits teeth, cuts stinging from alcohol*
#ChaseForBook9
It's home made.
Yeah. Five it ten minutes before your bones go back into place... *works on bandaging up his cuts*
*nods, and gets him a drink* You'll want this. It hurts for about five hours, perhaps six depending in the extent of the injuries.
But it does hurt
Guys has anyone seen where Olivia crawled off to? She was in crib
You walked in here, Ed. *hands him a cider* There...
And well we both kind of just fought off a troll, so..
You...
She couldn't have gotten past the tree? If she fell..
@Adra: Thank you. :)
#ChaseForBookNine
*takes cider* troll?!
@Fabi: Thank you. :)
@Brave: Thank you. :)
#ChaseForBookNine
Oh lord... You don't remember a thing...
At all?
I dont know but she's nowhere in the treehouse at all...and I don't see her anywhere she'd have fallen...
who doesnt?
On a tree branch perhaps? The roof? *wraps up her own arms and inspects her shoulder, wincing* Fuck
Um, how much will it hurt?
And Zaf, after this, I'll go and fly up high, I'll see where she got to.
#ChaseForBook9
wow, i can create electricity. *blue lightning curls round arm*
Thanks Trip! *looks pretty anxious*
Edward... Please don't do that inside. *looks at her shoulder again*
And quite a lot. Like a said. *gestures to the alcohol* Drink up- it'll hurt soon enough. Try not to move too much either. I can handle looking for Alexis
You mean Olivia?
who, me? *runs outside throwing lightning at trees* fun
*rubs her forehead* Yeah sorry, hang on.
*grabs her wrist, shoving her shoulder back into her socket, stifling a scream*
*flexes her fingers*
Good to go.
*drinks alcohol*
#ChaseForBook9
*runs to ice fortress* cool *throws lightning and fortress explodes* who lives there?
The kid seriously she was in her crib...
*leans over, kissing Trip's forehead* Good to know you're safe. For now? *shrugs, dashing out the door to the treehouse*
Adra, thanks for patching me up. *kisses her on the cheek* Lo- *doubles over in pain* Argh!
#ChaseForBook9
*glances down by where Adra is* its safe the tree wont shoot dynamite
Okay... * climbs up, glancing at her watch* Right bout now, I think...
*glances in* Oliviaaa
Dmmit! *grits teeth, growling in pain, leering out the odd ow, and hiss.-*
#ChaseForBook9
*for once no baby comes crawling* I'll show you her room if you want
*pulls self back onto chair* Argh!
#ChaseFoeBook9
*into the earpiece* Just keep drinking, Trip... It's re-aligning. At least about her twenty minutes to half an hour, before the bones regrow. That won't hurt as much.
Yeah please do, Zaf..
*takes Adra to Olivia's room which has her crib on the wall across from door and dresser next to window and changing table next to crib, crib has blankets all ruffled* Her room...she can't crawl out of her crib yet thank god
*walks up to trip and points at remains of ice fortress* dont tell the owner but i blew it up
Wait, there's more to dri- shhhhh! Ow! There's more? I downed the bottle!
#ChaseForBook9
Going to sleep now, I'm tired. :/ Fours!
#ChaseForBookNine
Nigh Star
You owned it you crazy amnesiac... Argh god this hrrrts.
#ChaseForBook9
bye star
*walks to the crib* So... What?
You know what this means then.
Zaf...
Send out your top people looking for her.
*frowns*
Where's Javier?
Nighyty night Star! Sugary dreams!
#ChaseForBook9
*waves to Star*
Zaf, I have to go help Trip
i owned what? *walks up to alchohol storage with lightning round arm*
You tell me, he was here but left...through a portal *calls my Administrator immediatley and gets the top people looking* Adra you dont think he has to do with her disappearence do you?
The ice fortress. Also, *waves hand to the side, sending Edward flying out the door, goes and leans against the door frame* YOU'RE BARRED!
#chaseforbook9
*holds stomach*
#ChaseForBook9
He might, Zaf. Sensetives, whatever you have- I'll help later I just have to help Trip... *climbs down* Keep me posted?
*runs back to the bar, walking in*
Oh.
ow that was not nice *lightning curls round whole body* not nice
Hang in there, Trip. It'll level off and lessen a bit. Soon enough. *walks over to him, sitting him up straight* Don't move- it can unalign your bones.
Not.. Now Ed. Later, when I'm in better shape. *swipes foot over a sigil, a forcefield appears around the bar, with Ed on thew outside*
#ChaseForBooj9
Edward, there is a time and a place to kill people. This is not one
who is ed and, whats the force feild there for?
Zafira, I have a scrying glass back at the lab. That can locate Javier
*is somewhere far away with the baby, Olivia* Hush child I won't kill you...hopefully.
*seems pretty weak and pathetic, his hair messed up, shaking all over, covered in cuts and bruises. Nothing like the kind of person he normally is*
#ChaseForBook9
*walks towards portal*
Thanks Adra...I think...Javier isnt part of it at all...this is someone else someone...worse.
whats this *falls through into cave full of piranhas evolved to live on land* hello
*runs a hand through his hair* Poor dear... *checks her watch* Ten more minutes.
Holy god. Imma help find Olivia. I SHALL FIND THAT BABY!
Edward?!
And whatever you say, Zaf. He still stabbed me in the back earlier so..
*swallows*
#ChaseForBook9
*piranha creatures circle and move forward* oh you have sharp teeth *sits down*
Brave good luck...I have my top people searching so its not a big deal...*goes pale* Oh shit...JAVIER!
Is it bad that I haven't eaten anything today or yesterday except for a hot chocolate and I'm not hungry at all? :/
#ChaseForBook9
*is hit by another wave of agony* Oh Holy Khorne!
#CjaseForBook9
Nah, I've gone entire days without eating Mara, just because I forgot. You're fine.
#ChaseForBook9
*shrugs sitting down next to him*
What about Javier?
And sometimes... Perhaps you had a growth spurt? I was barely hungry during the summer, so... It depends on how active you are. If you are very active then maybe a bit and I encourage you to eat, but if you are fairly inactive like me, then I wouldn't worry...
But I would still eat something. You need energy
*winces, hearing his bones move* Sorry..
He's fighting I can see Olivia...and...holy FUCK
Zaf?
*appears in the middle of Blogland holding the unconsious form of a very beat up, Javier Fyreheart* Are you looking for my dear brother pathetic excuses for people? Are you? *throws his body to the ground* You won't find him, alive. Nor will you find his daughter...that child.
*jumps next a piranha and pokes the eye* ha *piranha gets angry*
I h-haven't felt pain like this since...
Well vrrrrrrrrry long time ago.
Cause, you know, poison pain is quite different to all other forms of ARGH!
#ChaseForBook9
*screams and shadow-walks down* YOU WITCH YOU MOTHER FIRETRUCKING WITCH
Good lord this is just what we need..
Go... I'll assist you when I can.
#ChaseForBook9
*glances at her watch* It should be levelling off about now..
*smiles sweetly* Oh Grand Mage...*hears Adra's words* And who might you be?
wtf! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON. IS JAVIAR DEAD! WHERE IS OLIVIA!
*stands up, kissing him quickly* Don't push yourself.
*sprints outside, readying her bow* Zaf, who is this?
*hears Brave yelling* Shut up child. My dear brother is alive but unconsious. *kicks Javier* As for the baby, well I would never tell you would I?
Wheres Alexis? ALEXIS?
*reappears and points at jayla* whos that?
I'm Nobody, who are you? *chuckles at her reference*
Cute as a B***** every single one of you.
*walks over to Harry poster*
*stares at it*
*hugs*
I need a Harry Hug. :(
#ChaseForBook9
DO ME A FAVOUR, JAYLA, AND YOU SHUT UP.
Last comment until Friday afternoon....
I really do love you all, I'm hoping nothing bad happens that results in my death... If it does, I'll make mum see the note in my hidden box and put it on here!! *Hugs everyone tightly* Roh said he's going to miss me heaps so he can sleep with my teddy. It smells like me or something...
Love you!!
*Vanishes*
*pain starts to recede*
#ChaseForBook9
She's Javier's older sister...assassin as well, Jayla Gaunt. Her magic is what one may call, terrifyingly painful. She can physically and mentally torture you and well she can incapacitate you before you could ready a bow
Love you Rose *hugs* and Mars! *hugs*
*walks up to jayla* hello
Good thing... *gestures* It is already ready?
Ready... *frowns*
Hi/bye Death!
I'm sorry I can't give you a hug Mara, but... No teleport. :(
#ChaseForBook9
*hugs Death*
Love you loads, Death.xx
#ChaseForBook9
WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY DEATH, rose?
Brave i'm on one of the search parties ok? i'm fine relax I set up a minor link with you mentally I can easily break.
Oh! *Throws everyone teleporting bracelets* Zaffy can teach you how they work! Bai! Love you! *Vanishes again*
I'm on camp and won't get any wifi unless I sneak into a Maccas somewhere... That has free wifi... *Smiles and fully leaves*
*grins* *waves*
Death, what did you mean by death.
Bye Death!
#ChaseForBook9
Im as dear Zafira said...but since you all seem to like action...*grabs Zafira by the hair and injects something into her* Unless you find the child, Olivia, and figure out what I did to the Grand Mage, both shall die. *smiles sweetly* And I heard of Alastair and I admire him so I may come back soon and try something...*grins wickedly and vanishes*
bye death
jayla was funny
Ah, okay. I was lying... I'm ghosting...
By death, I mean it is Melbourne and there are many stabbings and shootings down there, specifically in he CBD. I got a gun against my head last week, in a tiny town and my luck in Melbourne?! I'll probably get stabbed 8.2 times a week and shot 3.9 times. It will be fun!
Oh... Zaf? *runs over with a notebook*
*dissapears* gtg, bye
*Falls unconscious in the chair*
#ChaseForBook9
Goodbye Fletcher...
Trip? How are you holding up?
Zaifira!
*runs towards Zafira*
Zafira listen, i know you are probaby feeling weak but you have to tell me if you know, what colour was the liquid she injected into you. I studied Potions, Zafira. I will find out what that Idiot done to you. you are not going to die. neither sis Olivia. Just what colour was the liquid?
Oh... Oh dear.
*drags Zaf behind her into the bar* Talk to me, Zaf. Tell me how you feel- every detail. I'm listening
*kneels next to Trip, feeling his forehead* This is unexpected.
is*
*groans* Couldnt...tell....I feel like every bone in my body is on fire slowly burning me...*hisses*
*pokes Trip's ribs and nose* The feel aligned... But my best guess is that the pain was too much for him? Or he is just... Tired. *props him up*
Ok... Well i'm going to dig out the potions dictionary that i got for my birthday...it has potions, the symptoms and how to cure it.
Fine just....OWWW
Argh. That was, some concoction you cooked up there Adra. *stands up, all his joints clicking*
#ChaseForBook9
Zaf in the mean time, I suggest you take a seat. I might have a morphine shot but I have no clue how effective it will be. *leans closer, tapping Trip's face* knock knock?
[hugs Death]
Bye and have fun.
[hugs Mara as well]
[hugs anyone else who wants a hug]
Might be here, might not. I'll see how well I can multitask.
#ChaseForBook9
Oh good! You aren't dear. That's a first.
*sits down* Guys we got to find Olivia..
I know we do, Zaf. We will... *makes her a cup of tea, handing it to her*
So, what happened with Jayla?
#ChaseForBook9
*dead
She disappeared
Thank you...*takes tea* and I dot know Trip she left but if she likes Alastair...
[Hovers at the edge of the conversation, trying to decide whether to pipe up and say something or not]
[Doesn't really have anything to say]
[Decides not, then.]
#ChaseForBook9
Yeah I doubt that she would be able to even bring him back.
She probaby wants to do something he did...*is trying not to scream*
*pulls out the morphine vaccine*
Give me your arm, Zaf
My head is swimming... I'm exhausted. I'm gonna, go to bed. *indicates to upstairs* Goodnight. *kisses Adra*
*goes upstairs and wriggles into bed, drifts off to sleep*
#ChaseForBook9
Night- sleep well, I guess? *smiles*
*gives arm* fuck
A cold white corridor, a few big men
Dragging him outside, without a ballpoint pen
He's shoved into a bus, he cannot say hello
Even though they're screaming, "please let him go!"
He wants to go outside again, and learn their pretty names
But he is once again silenced, and stuck in silenced pain
He cannot speak, he's not allowed to write
So he writes on his body, with a thousand pictures of his life.
He writes about his lover, he writes about the wait,
He draws so many pictures, that he needs a little break
Tattoos on his wrist, tattoos on his chest
A million tattoos screaming the things that aren't in the press.
- @harrysprincessx || IG
#ChaseForBook9
*appears* Children...oh I like this...
*injects the morphine into her bloodstream* So where do we find her?
Oh hi Jayla. Nice to see you.
Not really
I wish my eyes melted
Somewhere in New York...I know it
Zafira, Jayla injected you with a rare potion that is basically liquidiesed leaves of the Sarsan tree, a small plant that grows only at the bottom of the Irish sea. The plant to touch is totally harmless but when eaten, drank or injected into your body can be worse than the deadliest acids on earth. The symptoms are feeling as if your bones are being melted slowly over boiling heat and/or a kind of clog in your throat making you choke. The only antidote too this deadly potion is to eat tarrymay berries which when eaten alone kill instantly but when eaten after the sarsan plant has entered your system are harmless but burn away all the Sarsan liquid. After it burns away the sarsan it has no energy to kill you so is harmless
It won't work, Brave. *smiles* Zafira will die. Only I have the antidote.
Trade for a trade?
You give us Olivia and the antidote and we promise to not not kill you
Imma find you some berries. there is a small farm in the Congo who sells them illegaly as weapons so imma go there and get some.
OMG I GOT FIRRRRRSSSSTTTTT
No. I do not think so. I give you Olivia you give me the Grand Mage.
Leave my daughter alone...please
You've already poisoned her.
He sits in the corridor
Awaiting his fate
Along comes a girl
Who he begins to hate
He is told he must date her
Her name is Eleanor
Even though he loves someone else
They say he can't anymore
The boy watches sadly
As his lover walks off
Hand in hand with a girl
He begins to scoff
His Louis would not do that
To him in this way
On the day of their anniversary
They met three years ago on this day
Butterflies in his stomach
His head spinning round and round
He wants to scream, he wants to cry
But cannot make a sound.
#ChaseForBook9
I want her. Or the child dies. *Olivia appears in midair suspended* I like to say I admire Alastair, I do. But I think I know what to do now he has been...stopped.
Friend: So... What's for lunch?
Me: Skittles!
Friend: Can I have some?
Me: Nope! You packed a... Sandwich... Bleugh!!!
(Last comment)
*hugs Mara*
Really? You have it all figured out?
I have a better Idea. You give Back olivia and i will do whatever you want. you can torture me but leave zaf and Olivia alone!
Think of how great i would be! you could have someone to do all your dirty work. You take me instead and we could come up with plan better than Capturing Zafira.
I know what I can do, I just need Croatoan. But for now I guess I'll use this child. *draws knife cutting into her as Olivia screams*
No, child. You are worthless to me.
*rams into Jayla, knocking her backwards* Back off.
*sends knife into Adra's stomach* Don't touch me. *sends fist into her head*
No i amn't. I know things! Please! i do. I will kill people for you. they said that i was going to be the deathbringer! i know necromancer secrets that no one else does because i was told by the temple! leave olivia alone.
*is feeling depressed*
*wants to talk*
*can't*
*vanishes*
#ChaseForBook9
i amn't worthless to you. trust me.
*knocks the knife away, dodging*
You know you can always talk if you need to, Mars.
*clicks fingers sending a flame to Adra's hair* (You can always talk Mara!)
*pats it out* My hair is flame- resistant Sorry.
How...? *shakes head* I have an idea, *goes to Zafira and cuts her arm* You better hope I don't kill her. Or the child.
*collapses to ground screaming* Make it stop!!!!!
(ok i gtg)
oh one last thing... *shoots four arrows at jaylas face*. Firetruck. Offf.
In case you missed earlier... *grins wickedly* I don't like Zafira right now.
*walks out, humming and pulling items from her bag*
ZAF CHECK YOUR EMAIL NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Hmmm so you would help me hurt her? *glances at the baby* I think I killed her.
We can bring her back.
And no, I tend to not go after people in vengeance. Not anymore at least
YOU BETTER NOT HAVE JAYLA
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