Ah, Tanith...
Who would have thought you'd be the star of your own book, six years after I had the White Cleaver stab you through the back? Not I, certainly. When I first started writing, I had no plans for you beyond that fight scene. But fate— and my agent— intervened, and you stayed alive, and I am so glad you did.
Now here you are, heading up The Maleficent Seven, going on sale today (in the countries where it IS going on sale, obviously). I had envisioned this as a tiny little book, just a fraction longer than The End of the World, which would keep my precious Minions from gnawing their own arms off in anticipation of the next Skulduggery instalment. But yet again, things did not go according to plan. Yet again, you surprised me. And when I looked up, TMS had morphed from a novella into a book. It's still pretty short, as books go, but it's a lot more substantial than originally intended.
Now then, what public engagements do I have before me to celebrate this launch? Well, this afternoon, between 5 and 6, I have a, er, "twinterview"... is that what they're calling it? Seriously? Anyway, I'll be answering a load of questions that came with the hashtag #AskDerek. Apparently.
Then on Friday I'll be heading into RTE in the morning for the show Elev8, where I'll be talking with the beautiful Diana. And a bloke.
Then on Saturday I have signings in Easons in Blanchardstown at 11 and Easons Dundrum at 3.
On April 5th, there's a public signing in WHSmith in Guildford at 1PM, and my only EVENT at the Stratford Picture House at 5.
On the 6th, I'll be signing in WHSmith in Brent Cross at 11, and Waterstones in Bury St Edmunds at 5.
On the 7th, there is a signing in Waterstones in Norwich at 12.
And that's it. I'm not really sure where the proposed Milton Keynes signing went. Dammit.
Over the next few months I'll be making appearances in Derry, the Hay Festival, Leeds, Wicklow, and Dublin. Further details will be announced closer to the time.
Let's see... anything else...? Oh! Those of you signed up for the newsletter should be receiving a very cool email shortly. For those of you who aren't, keep an eye on the snazzy new Skulduggery website. Pay attention to a little competition called Exquisite Corpse.
I have to get back to work now. This book will not write itself— no matter how much I might want it to.
PS The Comment Section on THIS post is the ONLY Comment Section where you can discuss TMS! As usual, try not to be TOO spoilery when it comes to details. If you liked a certain bit, don't mention names or EXACT details- anyone else who has read the book will know what you're talking about. Remember that there are always oddball Minions who will read the spoilers before they read the book, and then get really, really mad with you for spoiling it...
Thursday, March 28, 2013
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((RP))
I can not ship Nikola Tesla I hate seeing Ari upset she does not like it so I am not encouraging Niccolo at all it's for his own good he moves on in his life and finds someone else or just...does whatever he does.
I don't even hate your characters!!
And can we not forget about Chemerald? Please.
Zaf, you can ship whatever you want. Granted, if you ship something like Skul/Clarabelle I would question your sanity. A lot. Also, I would not ship it, because I don't think Skulduggery and Clarabelle would make a good couple at all.
More on the point, you can ship or not ship Tadra. It's up to you. But as much as I respect your opinions, I still have my own.
#ChaseForBook9
Hello Em [hugs]
#ChaseForBook9
CHEMERALD IS MY OTP OMIGOD
Do you think I do NOT ship Chemerald? Fuck yeah I ship that to the last core of my life
#ChaseForBook9
*Stalking*
*boops Jubi's nose*
back
ALEXISSAURUSREX
Well tbh,
I don't even ship Chemerald anymore.
i ship tadra
I do ship Tadra even though my mother doesn't *goes up to Em and hugs her* I haven't met Chase but at night my Momma tells stories of the Requim Ball and he seemed like a cool guy.
Saying that you hate someone in rolplay is the same as irl because most of this blog is MOSTLY rolplay.......
So i think when you think abiut it then mabeeyyyy...
Let me see...
YOU DO NOT HATE ZAF.
Brave its fine I do drama in school I very well know the difference between real and acting. *nods*
There is a difference, Brave. Yeah Zaf pisses me off sometimes in real life but she is still my blog-sis. She is no such thing in the roleplay
back in 30 mins
The meaning of Roleplay:
Roleplay is when you change character compleatley there for changing who you are.. Another form of roleplay is when you change little things about yourself and make yourself different... that is the term that is paired to blogland! We change our names and Say we have powers! we say we live in blogland! this whole thing is RP!
I know exactly how Derek described my OC in LSODM and I shall not say due to spoilers but from what I gather she seems to be...how I roleplay her in the RP
*pops out from behind a rock and creepily stares at everyone *
Brave the difference is each of us knows what is meant, I know Adra's OC despises mine and I can hardly blame her but good god Adra and I are sisters like omg I would die if she ever left the fandom
But in real life Zafira hasn't tried to kill me about ten time. Real life Zaf hasn't insulted me. There is a difference between our boundaries and our words.
whos going to the requim ball?
BUT THE FRICKING RP IS BLOGLAND ADRA. WE ARE NOT WHO WE SAY WE ARE! SO THERE FOR THIS WHOLE THING IS ROLEPLAY! WE MAY HAVE ROLEPLAYS WHERE WE GO ON ADVENTURES AND STUFF BUT YOU AND ZAF HAVE STARTED PICKING ON EACHOTHER WHEN NO ONE WAS ROLE PLAYING AN ADVENTURE.!
my point is that if yu hate someone in roleplay then you are kind of hating THEM because they are mostly being themselves in RP
Sorry if that offended anyone but it was actually suppposed too fix everything....
You no what forget it.
I am going to the Ball, with Brave but just as friends.
[Stares creepily back at Jubi]
#ChaseForBook9
Brave you can't take sides sometimes, you just have to try and find a resolution.
And I'm not going to the ball this yeah Edward.
*looks at Alexis with a saddened expression*
Cool doesn't even begin to describe how awesome he truly was.
Brave, well I really am not going to argue so yeah. Adra made a point that I never have tried anythig I did to her character in roleplay, in real life.
Adras OC is HERSELF
Zafa OC is herself.
Just stop fighting you to. ok?
*Only stares creepily at Fabi*
In my Mass Effect story, two characters are kind of in a relationship. Does that mean I 'ship' them? Because I INVENTED the characters or is that just a story that I made?
Star made a 'ship' name for them but I don't know whether what I'm doing is 'shipping' or not. Because I'm not used to the concept.
Trip despises no one! He just wants everyone to be happy! Well, kind of. But he doesn't dislike anyone.
Well, except for Deacon. He /reeeeeaaaally/ hates Deacon.
*is carried in by a troll, chains around his legs. Looks a bit bruised and beaten, troll swings him around so he can see everyone*
Oh hey guys! You know, I had no idea that there was a way into blogland in the Amazon rainforest, but whaddaya know?
#ChaseForBook9
ok, i might go and come back when the arguement stops
Brave... You're fighting us. We're cool. You're the one who is fighting.
*sips her glass easily*
*zafiras
*smiles hugging Em tighter* Well he seemed to be awesomely awesome. So there. *grins and takes out dog collar* I found this in my mother's room and it has your name on it...why?
Trip! *jumps up* What the hell!
Oh hello Trip...want help?
Uncle Trip...*looks at him and summons flame* need help?
Also, Brave. There was a day that I was doing exactly what you are. I thought I was arguing for one side, but at the end of the day, when I took a step back, I had merely been fighting for my own side. It was in no way helpful to anyone, and I pissed a bunch of people off.
You're not doing the exact same thing, but what I'm saying is everyone is fine, and don't need telling what you're saying.
#ChaseForBook9
Well, Adra i was tryig to help so i'm sorry for making you fight.
as if you weren't fighting before i came online.
I think I may go now...
Updated Name-Project, working on Shunting Experiment and MageBay...
A lot to catch up on...
[Mutters to self]
Busybusybusy
[hugs anyone who wants a hug]
#ChaseForBook9
Brave...*hugs* You want to go swimming with me?
hello trip
No, no! Everything, is under control!
Troll: *laughs* Ha! Purple fur man funny! *smashes Trip into a tree*
Trip: *looks a bit daazed, his nose broken* Dooon't worry. I'm fine. *starts fiddling with the chain*
*Troll laughs again, harder*
#ChaseForBook9
Troll releaae him *has shadows ready*
*sits and watches troll*
Friends fight, Brave. We have issues to resolve but it isn't driving us apart.
But we weren't fighting. I appreciate the concern...
*glances at the troll* Mind putting him down?
Bye Fabi!
#ChaseForBook9
*huggles Fabilous*
*clears throat* OK I don't want to get into the argument, but I just want to clarify things.
If Zaf and Adra were arguing in the RP, they probably didn't mean anything that they were saying because it was an RP. If they WERE getting offended by the things that the other person was saying, then that's different. But if they WEREN'T then there's no need to argue bout it, OK?
there
*Goes back to staring creepily at Fabi*
No, really Zaf! It's fine!
*troll laughs more, harder and harder, bends over, hands on knees*
#ChaseForBook9
oh
BAI FABI!!!! *supermegagoodbyetacklehugsofdoom*
*Stares creepily at someone else*
Trip the troll chained you and hit you against the tree, in my book that sure as hell is not ok
*rolls free of the chains, hair messed up, covered in cuts and bruises*
Tada!
#ChaseFodBook9
*finds popcorn and watches troll and trip fight*
Now we got the troll you want me to heal you Trip?
*Troll is very angry* Troll: PURPLE FUR MAN RUN AWAY! PURPLE FUR MAN SUPPOSED TO NE PRESENT FOR WIFEY! BRÀAAAAAAAAH!
#ChaseForBook9
*winces* Trip... *runs over to him, inspecting his nose* Good God you can't go a day..
Right i am going to start a roleplay in a while... Then i might go. but you guys might like the roleplay. It will probably only last 10 minutes but meh...
*sighs and freezes troll* nice statue
*nods to Brave*
I have to go now. Bye!
Yeah. You might want to run. *turns and bolts off in the other direction*
#ChaseForBook9
bye dragona
Brave? You wanna wait for me to come back? I gotta go in a few...
*shadow-walks away after Trip*
What? Why?
*turns to the troll* What the hell?
*walks up to frozen troll* your not scary
Bye Dragona
*troll seems unfazed by being frozen, soon returns to normal, still howling with rage*
#ChaseForBook9
That's a troll heck yeah it's scary
I GOT TO GO EAT ZFFY AND I BE BACK LIKE...HALF HOUR TOPS
now its scary, *hides in bar* i preferred it as a statue
*troll swing chain at Edward with the force of a train*
#ChaseForBook9
*looks at it* Damn... Aren't you an ugly motherfucker. *pulls out her bow and quiver*
Bye Zaflexis!
#ChaseForBook9
*is thrown against tree* ow, only 12 broken bones
*energy pulls Adra after Trip*
You /really/ don't want to do that.
#ChaseForBook9
*waves to Zaf*
Ed, you alright?
I really really do.
*manages to fire a few shots at the troll with her bow*
*troll brings the chain down again on Edward*
#ChaseForBook9
im probably going to live, in pain but ill be ok. run?
ow *rest of bones crack and body is crushed into small peices*
*arrows shatter against the troll's skin, dealing no damage but it gets angrier than ever*
#ChaseForBook9
Did Ed just die? I think Ed just died.
That doesn't bode well for us.
#ChaseForBook9
Trip! Let me go dammit! We can't just leave Edward!
*sends a burst of her own soul energy at him- enough for an opening and sprints back to Edward*
*kneels by him* Oh dear
Adra! *troll bring chain down, attacking Adra*
#ChaseForBook/9
*easily dodges it, latching to the chain, crawling up with a knife between her teeth*
*jumps on it's shoulders, pulling out an acid from her bag and throwing it into his mouth*
*troll drinks it* Troll: Mmmm. Tastes like human! *tries to headbutt Adra*
#ChaseForBook9
*reels back then slides under his feet, rolling up and tries to slice through his Achilles' tendons*
*pauses looking at Herring* Quod?
*knife bounces off the troll's skin, not doing a thing*
#ChaseForBook9
Keep moving Brave!
*stares at the knife* Peculiar. Is there anything I can use?
Perhaps...
*draws a gun* A demon killing gun?
*looks back, still running* Well he's clearly evil.
#ChaseForBook9
(im still here)
God. I always knew she'd be the death of me. *turns around and starts to fly back*
#ChaseForBook9
I know Ed, but.... Are you dead, or, what happened to you?
#ChaseForBook9
((Heya Ed! *waves*))
*shoots all the bullets at the troll, drawing a lighter and high powered hairspray, spraying a makeshift flamethrower at the Troll*
(i am a pile of broken bones and liquid organs as i was crushed, however i am not dead yet i am dying)
*everything just bounces off the troll's skin. Except the flamethrower, which just goes around it. Troll swings the chain in a sweeping motion.*
#ChaseForBook9
Okey dokey!
Can't you just heal yourself?
#ChaseForBook9
Well if everything bounces of his skin then get him where he has no skin.
SHOVE A KNIFE DOWN HIS THROAT.
kill him from the inside.
(its not one of my powers trip)
*stumbles over the chain, falling to the ground*
Right.
*touches the ground as rocks raise around her*
Keep trying then.
*the rocks are hurtled towards the troll*
Actually Brave we did. We shoved acid down his throat and he drank it. But there's a reason for that.
#ChaseForBook9
Brave- I made him eat acid.
I doubt eating a knife would do anything
(GUYS imma start a roleplay once the trolls gone and youll be hearing more from herring so pretend Herring never even came yet because no one was listening)
*rocks smash, Trip lands next to Adra, ducking under a sweep*
ADRA! YOU CAN'T WIN! COME WITH ME!
#ChaseForBook9
I was, but the troll was the matter at hand and he vanished, so there wasn't really any opportunity to pay attention.
#ChaseForBook9
*The chain clips her shoulder* Well we can't just leave him! He'll destroy everything!
*nods* I saw- I commented about him but...?
PRETEND YOU DIDN'T MARA!
*DANCES AROUND HER*
YOUUU NEEEEEVEEEER SAAAAW AAAAA THIIIIINGGGGG
He'll destroy us if we stay! He's invulnerable to our attacks while he's like this! We have- *is smashed in the side by the chain, howls in pain*
#ChaseForBook9
OMG I JUST SAID MARA I MEANT ADRA!
SORRY ADRA. YE BOTH HAVE 4 LETTERS OK?
I GOT CONFUSED. OK?
*CRIES*
*is holding side* Adra. We need to go.
#ChaseForBook9
Mara lol.
*helps hold Trip up* Is there a way to kill him, then?
adra, please help?
Not while he's enraged. *energy suddenly coats them both and Edward, they fly off, troll bounds after them*
You see Adra, that's a common garden Amazonian bazerker troll.
#ChaseForBook9
Edward.. Zaf would be better with a job like that. I don't know if I would be as sufficient as she
. . . I want to include one of Luci's old deds in my ded, so I asked her if she could send it to me, but I'm still waiting for a reply so I'll have to postpone the ded for now.
Hi, I guess. :)
#ChaseForBookNine
*glances at his side* Don't overexert yourself. But what does that mean?
*walks in* Hey okay what am I doing?
Hi Starbright Ink! *nods* Yep
OK WELL SAF THEY ALL JUST VANISHED AWAY FROM THE TROLL AND LEFT ME HERE. WHILE I WAS TALKING TO THEM,
zaf, please could you heal me?
Well, a bazerker, when enraged becomes much much stronger and resilient. About a thousand fold or so. And as trolls are already very strong and tough, the only breed of bazerker trolls in existence, the Amazonian ones, become essentially invincible when angry.
#ChaseForBook9
*ZAF
Oh... Damn.
Well alright then.
Oh yeah, Zaf, we'll meet up with you so you can heal Ed once we shake the troll.
Also, hey Star!
#ChaseForBook9
Im with you Brave...uhm....I can't help you Edward until you're on the ground and I'm near you
Trip, may i ask why the heck did you ditch me and ran away from the troll
ok, ill wait. the troll needs to be calm to be killed right?
Fine Trip come get me when you're done if I'm even here
zaf, i would walk over but i cant
Brave i'm with you...its fine we just can go do something else until they come back...not like the troll will go after any of us..
Well actually Brave, I distracted the troll away from you, it's chasing us now!
#ChaseForBook9
Its fine Edward...I plan to go ctach up on paperwork since my services aren't required yet
*creates a panel of energy beneath them* Hey Adra, could you make a portal on that?
#ChaseForBook9
o...K because i it kind of looked like you forgot about me.
lol.
No, I was just selflessly saving you! Maybe.
#ChaseForBook9
Yeah. Adra, open a portal to somewhere far away and and get the troll in it. then close it up.
*shrugs* Let them get killed Brave...rather them then us. I always want to help but usually i'm not allowed...eh *goes back to playing with knives pretty bored*
HI EVERYONE WHO SAID HI TO ME! :)
The network might get switched off soon, so if I don't get a reply, I might just have to post this ded . . . *chews skin around fingernails*
#CHaseForBookNine
*looks behind them* How long until it passes out? Or, rather, loses energy?
How long until you have? I mean, you aren't exactly in good condition to fight. No offence
Well actually, I was thinking we go through it, but that works too.
#ChaseForBook9
Yeah.... *goes forward, reaching for her chalk*
*growls, then grabbing her knife, slicing her arm open, using the blood to draw a circle, murmuring*
I think I maybe might give it half an hour?
:/
Sorry, btw.
#ChaseForBookNine
that makes a portal sound like a wardrobe. I actually amnt gonna start a Role play
I'm fine! Really, this is nothing to me. But I'll admit, this isn't one of my good days, I'm quite limited as to what I can do.
But while it's angry, essentially forever.
#ChaseForBook/9
There's a fly on my laptop . . . -_-
#ChaseForBookNine
Your choice, Brave. I'm just here waiting for them to return since I'm doing nothing.
*hugs Star* So are we going through the portal or is it?
*makes two cuts on her hands, using them against the ground*
*hugs Adra* :)
#ChaseForBookNine
yeah i am Bored too Alexis... you wanna go swimming.
yeah i am Bored too Alexis... you wanna go swimming.
yeah i am Bored too Alexis... you wanna go swimming.
*works on paperwork* bored Alexis? Join me in boredom. *goes back to paperwork* nothing interesting is happening near me so quite honestly I could care less what happens to Adra or Trip they can't rely on Niccolo to help them if one dies so I may actually decide to let the one who dies stay dead *goes to treehouse*
*shouting into the earpiece* ThEN DO SOMETHING! Play, go on the internet, broaden your mind! Don't just Stand around saying you have nothing to do! Make something to do!
#ChaseForBook9
Sure! *takes Brave's hand and takes to the lake*
Let's just send the troll through, it's easier.
#ChaseForBook9
*ignores Zaf's comment* Nope. *finishes the portal, nodding* that's a good pint.
@Fabi: I'M NOT REALLY HERE EITHER.
SO YEAH. :P
#ChaseForBookNine
walks down with Alexis.
Hey, Alexis, show me some of your magic, what you can do.
That's not a bad idea Fabi...
But what?
#ChaseForBook9
Well I can...*closes eyes and speaks in Brave's mind* I can do this one way connection thing and read people's thoughts..but thoughts I got to focus on
20 minutes.
#CHaseForBookNine
*touches the portal, and it opens*
this will decrease the time i have left alive but *appears outside bar* please zaf could you heal me now? loses concious
*moves the energy so it send the troll through the portal, flies back to Zaf, is dizzy* Hey, Zaf.. Could you heal... Ed?
#ChaseForBook9
Maybe sacrifice someone to it I personally vote Adra to be the troll play toy
Maybe something that they don't have in the Amazon Rainforest.
...do trolls have Angry Birds? XD
#ChaseForBook9
@Fabi: *laughs* Don't think so. Good idea! :)
#ChaseForBookNine
...or not. XD
#ChaseForBook9
Thanks Zaf. I appreciate it. *takes her blood, drawing small symbols on we hands as they begin to heal up*
*closes the portal, making another one back to everyone, closing it*
Trip, you should sit down.
Right...*kneels beside whatever is left of Edward and draws sigils around him and pours energy into them* shit this hurts...*grits teeth continuing to pour energy into sigils* ( you decide if it works or not)
@Fabi: Well, it was better than my ded is, sooo. :P
#ChaseForBookNine
*body reforms and magic refills health* where am i?
*falls against tree* Blogland...*nods breathing heavy* shit that hurt...a lot
Omg Alexis that is so AWESOME! YOU ARE SO TALENTED WITH MAGIC.
*looks round* what?
Ooof. *sits on a chair in the bar* That was a rough couple of days.
#ChaseForBook9
*follows Trip* How bad are you hurt?
i'm just gonna post the ded, and if Luce replies, I'll show you that. :)
By the way, this ded isn't really that good. :/
#ChaseForBookNine
*walks into bar and sits down*
*smiles speaking regularly now* Thanks! It took me ages to get and its still tricky but with people I know it works easier, like i constantly hear olivia's thoughts.
Hey... Zaf? How come you're able to heal people with the anti-death sigils? I mean, necromancy is death magic, how does it give life, and not simply reverse death?
#ChaseForBook9
thank you person who brought me back. who am i?
Trip want me to heal you as well?
That is okay, Star- do not worry
Oh dear..
I'm... Fine.
Just cuts and bruises, about a pint of blood loss.
#ChaseForBook9
Because I'm using the tactic that the Necomancers used to create zombies essiensally killig and reviving you except you come back human, not a zombie. I perfected it a few yeas ago but I decided to not reveal it until I needed it
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