Ah, Tanith...
Who would have thought you'd be the star of your own book, six years after I had the White Cleaver stab you through the back? Not I, certainly. When I first started writing, I had no plans for you beyond that fight scene. But fate— and my agent— intervened, and you stayed alive, and I am so glad you did.
Now here you are, heading up The Maleficent Seven, going on sale today (in the countries where it IS going on sale, obviously). I had envisioned this as a tiny little book, just a fraction longer than The End of the World, which would keep my precious Minions from gnawing their own arms off in anticipation of the next Skulduggery instalment. But yet again, things did not go according to plan. Yet again, you surprised me. And when I looked up, TMS had morphed from a novella into a book. It's still pretty short, as books go, but it's a lot more substantial than originally intended.
Now then, what public engagements do I have before me to celebrate this launch? Well, this afternoon, between 5 and 6, I have a, er, "twinterview"... is that what they're calling it? Seriously? Anyway, I'll be answering a load of questions that came with the hashtag #AskDerek. Apparently.
Then on Friday I'll be heading into RTE in the morning for the show Elev8, where I'll be talking with the beautiful Diana. And a bloke.
Then on Saturday I have signings in Easons in Blanchardstown at 11 and Easons Dundrum at 3.
On April 5th, there's a public signing in WHSmith in Guildford at 1PM, and my only EVENT at the Stratford Picture House at 5.
On the 6th, I'll be signing in WHSmith in Brent Cross at 11, and Waterstones in Bury St Edmunds at 5.
On the 7th, there is a signing in Waterstones in Norwich at 12.
And that's it. I'm not really sure where the proposed Milton Keynes signing went. Dammit.
Over the next few months I'll be making appearances in Derry, the Hay Festival, Leeds, Wicklow, and Dublin. Further details will be announced closer to the time.
Let's see... anything else...? Oh! Those of you signed up for the newsletter should be receiving a very cool email shortly. For those of you who aren't, keep an eye on the snazzy new Skulduggery website. Pay attention to a little competition called Exquisite Corpse.
I have to get back to work now. This book will not write itself— no matter how much I might want it to.
PS The Comment Section on THIS post is the ONLY Comment Section where you can discuss TMS! As usual, try not to be TOO spoilery when it comes to details. If you liked a certain bit, don't mention names or EXACT details- anyone else who has read the book will know what you're talking about. Remember that there are always oddball Minions who will read the spoilers before they read the book, and then get really, really mad with you for spoiling it...
Thursday, March 28, 2013
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FOOD
I WANT FOOD
I'm not entirely certain whether or not I had lunch...
Also, Shakespeare in the park season is over for the year. :-(
#ChaseForBook9
OMG Brave that... *is laughing*
Depends on what you were acting in. [shrugs]
Probably.
#ChaseForBook9
*huggles Brave* Brave! *grins* you want Zaffy?
Dammit. I made someone laugh so now i have to make someone cry...
Food bb
PDA ZAF
PDA
*Punches random 2 year old in the arm*
*the boys fine*
*Starts crying with guilt*
YAY I MADE MYSELF CRY. NOW IT'S ALL EVEN.
Jesus wept you guys
Ok. let's roleplay. i'm a fluffy rainbow kitten and Zaf your a unicorn and Adra your a... Talking clam.
JOKES.
i GOT YOU IN MY RAINBOW CLAWS.
*Spins* I was just reading what Alex said yesterday!!! *Giggles* I am so happy!!!!!!!!!
*Stops* But I'm not beautiful.
WHY IS YOU SAYING JESUS WEPT.
Rose! *Hugs* Your the dancing sea monkey.
Fuck you I ain't no clam. I'm a giraffe
But not literally.
Zave
[hugs Death]
[honestly disagrees]
#ChaseForBook9
WHY AM I DANCING SEA MONKEY?! *Giggles* I don't care! I love it!
*Hugs Fabi* Im not beautiful, my sisters are...
[hugs back]
[Shrugs]
Just because your sisters are beautiful does not mean you aren't.
#ChaseForBook9
But compared to them... I'm a troll...
Don't compare yourself to them, then. You're beautiful as you.
Msd...
#ChaseForBook9
What no! *glowers*
*shuts her phone* well I think that's enough ball gown shopping for a day...,*smiles happily* I'm so excite
Javier: *grins having arms wrapped around Zaf and focuses on her*
*is paralyzed in fear* Javier...
Javier... What are you doing? *Eyes the couple wearily*
*pulls out her hair, hearing Zaf*
Please don't start making out.
I don't think I could take that.
*shudders*
Rose, show me a picture of you and i'll tell you what i think.
AND Adra. Stop it with Zave me and zaf are brother and sister and thats that. We are also really good friends that's all. And since you decided to ship so did I
Radra.
Yeah that Right. Rhydian and Adra
It said focuses and usually when he does that, he does him magic... *Laughs* Okay, I know I'm not ______ so I shall leave!
That's me after my sister's deb...
Msd... School...
Um? Tadra all the way boi
8hugs Rose*
cop Yourself on Rose! You are beautiful so cop on and stop being such an ejit. You are putting yourself down. You are fabulous and smart. you shouldn't be down! there is other people out there that would kill for that face. BE happy with what you have death because you are beautiful.
Yeah...Thats the thing...
RADRA.
RARRA.
RADRA.
RADRA.
RADRA.
RADRA.
RADRA.
RADRA.
Brave seriously I dont mind being shipped
*screams* HE ISNT MAKING OUT ADRA
*Hugs Brave* But you should see my sisters... They are so beautiful... I'm a speck of dirt in comparison...
OKAY THAT IS FINE youdon'thavetoscream it out loud.
Tadra. 5ever
*Sings* Thought so! *Skips to Javier and punches his head*
*is screaming and it sounds like I'm in pain*
Javier: hmm knife time
Javier: *growls and drives knife into Zaf's arm*
*tries to get away from him* oww
Javier! Please stop torturing your wife! *Kicks Javier's knees*
*begrudgingly creates a portal and and jumps through, tackling Javier*
What did I tell you! I can arrest you now, dumbass!
Javier: *focuses on Death*
Javier: *sends knife into Adra as she tackles him* Get. Off. Me.
*Pauses* Rohan...? *Stumbles forward* Rohan! ROHAN!! *Curls into a ball and starts crying* Rohan!! No!
*rips it away, punching him the the face* Bugger off!
Javier: ARGH *loses focus on Death* God damn it! *uses free hand to punch Adra in the face*
*Gasps and jumps up* Godammit! *Runs to Javier and brings out enchanted knife*
*rams her knee into his stomach, pushing him to the ground, twisting his arm behind his back, pulling out her handcuffs*
Javier Fyreheart, you are under arrest for assault on an Elder, a d two innocents and generally being a douche. Fuck you. You aren't getting off easily
*Flips knife into pockets*
leave my three favourite girls alone you idiot. *runs up to him and stabs him in the arm.
Javier: shit no...*growls in frustration*
*looks stunned* He...I...Javier...Adra I want him in America he's an American mage...
Question!: Can you, yes you, find a moral to SP?
#ChaseForBook9
*handcuffs his arm*
Anything you say can and be used against you you have the right to remain silent, you have the right to a lawyer (etc etc etc))
Answer: No...
*Hugs Brave* Thanks...
We all have darkness inside of us but we shouldn't let our past control us? Or something like that.
Zafira! *Runs to Zafira Hugging her and healing her arm with magical powder her arm.* You will be fine once that sets Zaf.
Also, told you I was watching Javier. *grins evilly* (Wasn't ghosting, just luck)
#ChaseForBook9
Javier: *goes quiet eyes only on Zaf* Zaf...*looks at her* Zaf...
Thank you Brave *hugs one armed with uninjured arm*
*Kicks Javier under the jaw* That's for Rohan!
I dunno where the "HER ARM" at the bottem of the sentance came from.
*growls* Shut. Up.
*pulls him to his feet* You are coming with me. *takes him by the elbow leading him to the portal*
That's not bad Adra. I went for if your author uncle dies and leaves you his entire estate, don't tell people who call you up on the phone in the middle of the night your name.
#ChaseForBook9
Um. Ha.
bbs eating.
Msd... School...
((Bye you two??))
Javier: AH! Where the hell are we? *is furious*
*pushes open a door, revealing a large foyer in a skyscraper*
New Delhi.
*pulls him down a hallway*
Javier: shouldnt I be in America? I am an American mage *doesnt even want to look around*
*trills in Tamil to someone before continuing to lead him forward into a room*
*pushes him into a seat*
You'll be staying here overnight. Sleep well. *closes the door behind her, locking it, and goes back down the hallway and through the portal*
*closes it*
Zaf, are you okay?
Javier: what?! Grrr....
No. I want my husband *turns back on Adra in obvious anger*
Zafira! He hit you! And me! And tortured Rose! Hell no!
I want him in America. Now. Dont give me shit he's an American mage and can be dealt with in his OWN country. I'm sick and tired of this.
*glares* He can get a transfer, but technically Blogland is a no-mon's country.
Also.
If you kill someone in Italy and you're from Austria, you spend at least a day or probably more in Italy.
Right?
Right.
Well fuck that Zaf! He's going to an inter national trial!
#ChaseForBook9
Because unheld international land.
#ChaseForBook9
Not if a transfer is requested which it has been. So no he should be sent to America. *clenches fist and walks away from Adra*
*growls* I can't believe her...
Well, the law's the law, whatever she wants to happen, it's still got to be an inter-national trial.
God, you Amerians can't just extradite people like that. It makes you seem pompous and over bearing.#ChaseForBook9
*goes to dynamite forest walking and then jiust sits in a small meadow*
*rubs her cheekbone then gasps, clutching at her leg*
*hisses, her hand coming away drenched in blood*
Hell.
Trip- you still have that medical kit?
*shrugs* or not
Yeah. Well, It's more of a first aid kit, but yeah.
#ChaseForBook9
*waves him off* It's fine. *hobbles towards the lab*
Alexis: *comes down* Where are my parents? I need Daddy's help cuz he promised me he'd help build a blanket fort with me!
No it's not. *runs and grabs the first aid kit, runs after Adra*
So, what's the problem?
#ChaseForBook9
Ah, Alexis, your Dad got arrested. And no, you can't guilt trip us out of it.
#ChaseForBook9
*closes her eyes* oh dear...
I was stabbed in the leg.
*turns to Alexis* Um...
*stays in meadow getting up and attacking a dummy* stupid freakin Adra and Trip! Never leaving me the hell alone! Always waiting to ruin my fucking life!
Alexis: what the hell is wrong with you Trip?! Why in god's name would you do that?! You know damn well we ALL need to be here for Olivia! I blame you if my sister turns out evil because you can't look past your hatred! *is crying and goes back to treehouse* I want Niccolo
Guys i gtg. I will be back early tomorrow though. GOODNIGHT.
Night Brave!
((Bye Brave!))
*sighs, pinching the bridge of her nose* Alexis...
Alexis: *ignores Aunt Adra staying in room hugging Coco bear*
One, I didn't do that. Two, Adra did it because it's the law. We aren't trying to ruin anyone's life, we're simply following the rules. *deals with Adra's injury and gives her some leaves*
#ChaseForBook9
Night Brave.
#ChaseForBook9
Alexis: YOU IDIOTS BOTH OF YOU HOW WILL OLIVIA FEEL WHEN SHE IS OLDER?! HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL BEING LEFT WITH JUST MY MOTHER?! *is furious*
*chews on the leaves* Ta.
*wips her hands off on the hem of her dress* meh. Let down, this dress was.
Alexis, you mustn't be angry at us- your father attacked three people just now. That is against the law
[Sighs]
I did promise. Fine.
#ChaseForBook9
Alexis, I did fine without either a miter or father. She has the rest of us- honestly. She will be fine.
Well.
Not entirely but she won't let the darkness consume her
It's the law. It doesn't matter how you feel about it. And now that's to rest on his conscience.
#ChaseForBook9
Hi there Fabi!
#ChaseForBook9
Alexis: I dont care! Olivia is different you guys know that! Olivia needs both of our parents! Not just Momma because you know Momma has work and can't be there for us all the time! Daddy was...*voice cracks and curls up*
Hello...
I do not understand Javier.
#ChaseForBook9
But Olivia isn't different. I'm sorry Alexis- but there is your problem. She is just like us, but you are treating her differently
Hello Fabi
Alexis, it's his fault. All we did was our jobs as agents of the law. He decided to break the law, not us.
#ChaseForBook9
*in ear piece* He has anger issues and issues with emotions of course nobody would understand as nobody besides me is constantly in his mind
Alexis: I want my father back. Can't he be on parole or something?! Seriously think how it effects everyone else.
She is darker, but at the same time, so am I. I lean further towards the dark than the light, and so does Olivia. If we all treat her as though she isn't different, it will never damage her.
#ChaseForBook9
There is a difference between anger and murder and torture, Zafira.
Neither do I, Fabi. *hoists herself into her swing, stretching out her leg*
Alexis, we have. But the law is the law.
To be on parole, one must first go to jail.
#ChaseForBook9
[Sighs]
I think I'm staying out of this one unless absolutely necessary. This is ridiculous.
#ChaseForBook9
You're telling me, Fabi. *pushes herself with a stick*
Were you in his head? No. I knew exactly what he was thinking and I knew how to act accordingly! But noo you people just had to fucking arrest him! Oh no never listen to me look if he's going to be tried hurry it up I have better things to do then wait for you to do this
Alexis: dont talk to me at all actually never I don't consider any of you family
Zaf, what he was thinking was not the issue.
Unless you want to plead insanity.
It's what he did.
I agree Fabi. Whole heartedly.
#ChaseForBook9
*checks her watch* He's probably seeing a lawyer now...
And what a grand job you did fending him off. Valiantly falling to the ground, you know?
And I don't consider you family. Because you're not. I have no family.
#ChaseForBook9
Trip? Out of curiosity... The disagreements between you and Ember/Mycroft are only in the roleplay, right?
#ChaseForBook9
I was doing it mentally Adra. Mentally. Just like Niccolo and Aretha can. But I didn't get a shot to. I dont even care anymore I won't be going to the Reqium Ball now
*feels her heart crush a bit over what Alexis said*
*looks up, shocked* Family doesn't end with blood, Trip.
[sings]
Each time she takes him back
He brings one thousand cracks
And she accepts them, like a fool
#ChaseForBook9
Alexis: you're a bastard Trip *shuts off ear piece*
Yeah. In fact, it's just Trip seeking to challenge a superior/equal opponent. Makes him feel alive.
#ChaseForBook9
I know.
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*runs a hand through her hair, untangling the rest of the flowers, throwing them to the ground* Ugh. Damn.
Good. Because we all are family here. So, um... Yeah. *nods*
*goes back by the treehouse and goes to Alexis*
Why does that family hve such a hard time accepting the rule of law?
#ChaseForBook9
I mean, they should be pretty good at following it, with Zaf's position and all.
#ChaseForBook9
Gtg, conspicuous laptop,
#ChaseForBook9
*shrugs* I wouldn't have the first clue
Bye Fabi
Bye Fabsi! *hugs* See you soon!
#ChaseForBook9
Alexis: I want Coco
I know baby I know *runs hand through her hair* hush we'll get your father back *shuts mic to ear piece* Shh its ok I know a few friends of your father who will get him out
Alexis: I hate Trip
I know Alexis *hugs close*
*shakes her head* It's infuriating. And a waste of time...
I don't understand how Zaf wants him back.. He stabbed her for Chrissakes
Because she's pretty damned crazy. I'm just tired of all this. How did she even become Grand Mage? Or is it the power running to her head? *is deliberately leaving the mic running*
#ChaseForBook9
I don't know... *turns her electronics off, tossing them to the ground* it's insanity. I can not believe any of them. They don't understand...
*shakes her head*
So I the thought of something today... About how you frequently go back in time and stuff?
*hears Trip's words*
Alexis: Dont Momma it isnt worth the fight
*closes eyes and slowly counts to 10* I am going to kill that bastard if I lose my position I dont care.
*takes out earpiece*
Well, not exactly frequently. Not counting Zaf's pardon, seven.
#ChaseForBook9
*shadow walks down by wherever Adra an Trip are and stays there silently*
Well... If you really wanted to find out who you are... Couldn't you just go back in time?
And anyway- aren't you afraid if accidentally stumbling on yourself?
Zaf, I know you're there. I can feel the anger emanating from you.
#ChaseForBook9
I never went back on purpose, never had any control, until now.
But no, not exactly. I don't know where to look. I could probably find out.... but that could be dangerous.
#ChaseForBook9
No kidding I'm pissed. I need to go to the Sanctuary but I cant leave the kids alone since you know SOMEONE arrested my husband
Yes, your husband was arrested because he broke the law. That's why people get arrested.
#ChaseForBook9
Oh... Okay. I just thought-
..yeah.
So, for Requiem- what colors are you planning on?
Colours? What do you mean?
#ChaseForBook9
I'm not attending the Ball at all actually. Nor will Alexis
*rolls her eyes*
Good lord. I'd have expected you to at least go to a dance before. I'm wearing either red or black... You have to match in some way- that's how things usually work *laughs*
Well good for you. That's a nice little anarchist protest you have planned.
#ChaseForBook9
Oh...
was planning on purple.
#ChaseForBook9
I long since stopped caring. I technically have to as Grand Mage but fuck it. I have work to do that I need to get done
Whatever Zaf.
#ChaseForBook9
*shrugs* I have a purple one picked out as well... *shrugs* Though black could go with purple.... *ponders*
Black does go with everything.
#ChaseForBook9
Look Trip isnt there a way I can get him released? I'm really upset and miserable and I want this trial to happen
*nods* Black it is, then. *points to the swing a few feet away* Your inner child is calling you...
My inner child is lost to the strands of time. I cannot fathom him.
No, not really Zaf. Bail works, but sadly, you can't get bail for violent offences such as assault, murder, attempted murder, and so on.
#ChaseForBook9
Oh my God... Trip* jumps up* that's so... So... *fumbles for her words, tears pricking at her eyes* It's just...
Yeah you can. (Seriously look I want to get him released I am not waiting until TOMORROW to have him released because i know thats exactly whats going to happen or it wont and im not going to the Ball without my character i didnt spend an hour and half looking for his suit for nothing)
AHAHAHAHAHA
Oops
I don't know what I'm doing
Goodbye
Hello Ember
It took me thirty minutes for mine.
I found 40 options.
It was scary
Hi Ember!
And why would he be released? There's no reason for that to happen!
#ChaseForBook9
I should probably actually get mine...
#ChaseForBook9
Look im done i want him released or i fucking am done i was asked by Adra for action. Fine but im not sitting here with you two having Tadra fun and i sit here a sitting duck waiting to see if i can ever use Javier so im done.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Fine, be done.
#ChaseForBook9
Listen, this is a good metaphor for life. Live with your mistakes.
#ChaseForBook9
*shrugs* We were having a conversation. I hardly call that "Tadra fun". Not o mention that for a moment there it was depressing.
hi all
:P
It was?
Am I an emotional rock or are you just all really emotional?
#ChaseForBook9
Oh. Hey Snow.
#ChaseForBook9
hmm... whats going on, much??
Well im bored. I cant use Javier thanks to this i want my character i dont even want him in New Delhi
I am a very emotional person, believe it or not. And only certain things a cry at. But I identify with people on a deeper lever then most do... *shrugs*
I basically never cry. The only film that ever made me cry was Click. I was so sad! :'(
#ChaseForBook9
no one appears to have answered my question... so i am assuming nothing is happening.
That's probably for the best Snow.
#ChaseForBook9
*shrugs*
Snow this is what happened: Javier got arrested and I want him back but I'm denied this so im really pissed irl too now
*hugs zaf*
Nothing really, Snow.
Zaf for christ's sakes. If you want your bloody character out then make him out- you don't have to throw a temper tantrum. Good lord...
Reichenback and FullMetal killed me. Then TFIOS.
GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fine, i ded to slinkys, 'cause they are amazing and awesome and frciking COOL!!
Purple is a good colour
OFFICIALLY GONE
*raises water* hear hear
Um... *raises glass* Slinkies?
*raises eyebrow at september* right...
You are an emotional rock
COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY OFFICIALLY GONE
I love slinkies! Omg i love them!
so does jubi the lavender mushroom
They are awesome! They are! Seriously awesome *le sigh* okay now how do i do this...I tend to never assosiate myself with crimminals
Fine Zaf, learn nothing from today, take no experience or moral lessons from today. Sit in your small little world, for a few years longer, but know, that if you can't even handle this not going your way, the bug wide world will fuck. you. up.
And with that I will leave, I have sleep to have and parents to convince that there isn't a gas leak in my room. Good night! *hugs*
#ChaseForBook9
is no one going to ask why jubi is a lavender mushroom??
it is because she is up at midnight, like mushrooms, so i called her a lavender mushroom. *nods*
bye trip *hugs*
*Waves*
How is a gas leak... *shruhs* Night, dear! Sleep well! *tries to wink but ends up falling off the swing*
hey deathy! *huggleofdoom*
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