Ah, Tanith...
Who would have thought you'd be the star of your own book, six years after I had the White Cleaver stab you through the back? Not I, certainly. When I first started writing, I had no plans for you beyond that fight scene. But fate— and my agent— intervened, and you stayed alive, and I am so glad you did.
Now here you are, heading up The Maleficent Seven, going on sale today (in the countries where it IS going on sale, obviously). I had envisioned this as a tiny little book, just a fraction longer than The End of the World, which would keep my precious Minions from gnawing their own arms off in anticipation of the next Skulduggery instalment. But yet again, things did not go according to plan. Yet again, you surprised me. And when I looked up, TMS had morphed from a novella into a book. It's still pretty short, as books go, but it's a lot more substantial than originally intended.
Now then, what public engagements do I have before me to celebrate this launch? Well, this afternoon, between 5 and 6, I have a, er, "twinterview"... is that what they're calling it? Seriously? Anyway, I'll be answering a load of questions that came with the hashtag #AskDerek. Apparently.
Then on Friday I'll be heading into RTE in the morning for the show Elev8, where I'll be talking with the beautiful Diana. And a bloke.
Then on Saturday I have signings in Easons in Blanchardstown at 11 and Easons Dundrum at 3.
On April 5th, there's a public signing in WHSmith in Guildford at 1PM, and my only EVENT at the Stratford Picture House at 5.
On the 6th, I'll be signing in WHSmith in Brent Cross at 11, and Waterstones in Bury St Edmunds at 5.
On the 7th, there is a signing in Waterstones in Norwich at 12.
And that's it. I'm not really sure where the proposed Milton Keynes signing went. Dammit.
Over the next few months I'll be making appearances in Derry, the Hay Festival, Leeds, Wicklow, and Dublin. Further details will be announced closer to the time.
Let's see... anything else...? Oh! Those of you signed up for the newsletter should be receiving a very cool email shortly. For those of you who aren't, keep an eye on the snazzy new Skulduggery website. Pay attention to a little competition called Exquisite Corpse.
I have to get back to work now. This book will not write itself— no matter how much I might want it to.
PS The Comment Section on THIS post is the ONLY Comment Section where you can discuss TMS! As usual, try not to be TOO spoilery when it comes to details. If you liked a certain bit, don't mention names or EXACT details- anyone else who has read the book will know what you're talking about. Remember that there are always oddball Minions who will read the spoilers before they read the book, and then get really, really mad with you for spoiling it...
Thursday, March 28, 2013
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And she will be lo-o-oved...
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Hey Maralie! How are you?
Wow thanks Dragona
Well Adra I'm not being cruel to anyone am I? No. What do you want me to? I am taking responsibility for my actions but until Trip gets on I really can't do much on that aspect as he's the one in charge of that.
*hugs Taia*
Little Mix :)
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I just think you have a lot more to learn.
A lot.
*hides behind a curtain of vines and comes out in a different, shorter dress*
I CAN BREATHE
THANK THE GODS
Hey Dragona (: I'm good, thanks. You?
My whole world is in this photo :P ➡
One Direction, Little Mix, Zerrie...
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A lot to learn? No I dont but not going to argue *finishes paperwork*
Today on Mass Effect I killed Husks, rescued a female of a species that could help cure a disease, killed Cerberus soldiers, destroyed a mech and most of all... I punched a councillor.
And I'm fine thanks Maralie.
Oh good. I don't feel like repeating myself.
*keeping out of RP because working(kind of)*
If I see her, Dragona. *nods* :)
*hugs Mara back* :)
#ChaseForBOok9
I think it you ever have kids with Trip you gotta name them Zafira if its a girl!
*eyes widen and hides her face* Oh my GOD
... It's odd how comfortingly familiar the smell of paint and plaster is. I think that's probably just me, but still. :P
Hi Sherlock! :)
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hi taia
H-hi...
Oh come on lets face it nedt thing you know you be preggers
Olivia: *crawls around by Mara and Taia*
ADRA YOU AND TRIP'S SECOND CHILD SHOULD BE CALLED HARRY IF IT'S A GUY OR LARRY AND THEN MARA IF IT'S A GIRL OKAY
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hello adra
*picks up Olivia* Hello, sweetheart. Awh, you're so cute, aren't you?
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*crawls into a cave*
*hides*
THIS IS BULLYING
Olivia: *giggles and takes handful of Mara's hair*
Nah
And now I on ME I'm faced with a hard decision. One race has to die... but which one?
No matter which one I choose, one of my squad will die. One will commit suicide because her race will have been destroyed, or the other will become hostile and be killed by either me or the one who won't have committed suicide with that option.
It's a hard decision. Especially since the robots are a greater war asset than the other race. But the other race I feel sorry for and it also has one of my favourite characters in.
So I don't know which I will choose. BUT I guess I'll find out.
*gently untangles hair from Olivia's hands* No, Livi, my hair is not a toy. *laughs*
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*tilts head at Olivia*
I'm really not much use around babies...
Or little things in general, really.
I can successfully stroke small animals...
We don't stroke babies, though, do we?
And, if we're talking names, I'm suggesting Justin. Or Courtney. Or Pierre. Or all three. :P
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*covers her face* Yes it is
Adra, I'm surprised you're not teasing me yet. *laughs*
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Olivia: *giggles more and looks at Mara happily*
She cant talk yet so she's pretty much having fun confusing people. I'm looking forward to her seeing Niccolo and crawling to him
*throws cheese at everyone*
Because I'm not that mean, Mars
Is it just me, or did my baby-confusion turn out seeming /slightly/ poetic? :P
Dragona: Hm, good luck with choosing, then. ^^
*catches cheese* *noms*
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*covers eyes with one hand* *peeks through fingers* Where's Olivia? *takes hand away* Peekaboo!
She's adorable, Zaf. *smiles*
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"We don't stroke babies, do we?"
Oh yeah.
Robert Frost material.
*pokes her head out*
*carefully walks out*
Is it safe?
O.O
I refuse to believe that I've gotten through this entire playlist already.
It makes no sense at all...
YouTube must be skipping tracks. *mutters*
*pokes Olivia gently*
... :3
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Olivia: *starts laughing trying to copy Mara*
Thanks! When she starts walking and figures out magic it'll be fun...she likes getting into things...like her sister's Coco bear
MARAAAAAAA
I GOT A NEW PURPLE HEAVY-DUTY BINDER FOR MY FLUTE MUSIC BECAUSE THE OLD ONE SORT OF DIED. A LOT.
AND I GOT A PURPLE NOTEBOOK FOR WRITIING STORIES IN. AND SOME RAINBOW BUBBLE STICKERS FOR THE NAME-PROJECT
AND BORING SCHOOL SUPPLIES
AND BLUE STRING 'CAUSE I RAN OUT AND I NEED IT FOR WEAVING
AND A SMOOTHIE
AND MOM GOT SOME GROCERIES, TOO, INCLUDING POTATOES
AND THERE WAS A RACK OF UMBRELLAS NEAR THE ENTERANCE
AND BACK TO WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY, THERE WAS DIRECTION-Y STUFF IN EVERY STORE. EVERY STORE. EVERY STORE
AND THERE WAS THIS BIG LIFE-SIZED POSTER THING AND I STARTED THINKING ABOUT BLOGLAND AND SHIPPING HARRALIE.
SO I WAS IN A GOOD MOOD THE ENTIRE SHOPPING TRIP.
I USUALLY HATE SHOPPING
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*rolls eyes* C'mon Adra, we're only joking.
#ChaseForBook9
Hey Fabi! Awesome xD
How're you doing? :)
@Adra: You think so? *nods* Glad to hear somebody agrees. :p
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That was terrifying, Mara.
Besides- if I ever decide to have another kid- I plan on not naming her or him after someone. To let them be their own person, not a shadow to another
*keeps throwing cheese at everyone*
FABIIIIIII *tacklehugs*
Oh my Golden God XD well, you had a good day didn't you? :3
HARRAALIIIEEEEEEEEEEE *hugs*
Omg, can you like ship me over to where you live so I can go shopping with you? c:
*hugs again*
#ChaseForBook9
*tilts head* Well, they say Safe is just a state of mind, so, I guess that's up to you, Adra. :P
*roars and rolls a pomegranate to Adra*
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*laughs* Taia, why are you poking Olivia? XD
*starts swaying* *grins* Perfect, Livi! Just remember to take your hands away after! :P
*nods at Zaf* Yeah, I can't wait to see what she's like when she's older. *laughs*
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Olivia: *takes hands away* *giggles*
I wonder as well Mara
Yeah. *gives Adra a nod* I'm the same, I suppose. Harry has always wanted a Darcy, especially after the other incident.. Mhm. If we have a boy, it'll probably be a Louis or something. *smirks* Because I'm still a Larry shipper.
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*screams* *runs away* POM
I have to go now. Night! I MAY be back later but I most likely won't so bye for a few days!
I'm great at the moment, thanks.You?
Yeah, it's been an awesome day so far. I HAVE A STRAWBERRY LEMON SMOOTHIE OKAY?
[hugs back] YES YOU SHOULD TOTALLY HAVE BEEN THERE! WHY DOES IRELAND HAVE TO BE SO FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR?
Msd, my iPod is low on battery and the cable went KABOOM. Sort of.
#ChaseForBook9
Bye Dragona!
Bye Dragona!
Hi everyone else!
PURPLE [screams]
[is so totally not sugar high]
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Bye Dragona!
Fabi... ONFG
*hugs Fabi* I'm gooooooooood (:
A STRAWBERRY LEMON SMOOTHIE
THAT SOUNDS GLORLOUIS XD
BECAUSE OCEANS ARE STUPID D:
Okay. Stupid iPod/cable XD
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*hands Olivia to Zaf* *smiles*
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*takes Olivia* thanks! She looks happy! You hungry Olivia?
Olivia: *looks at Momma's necklace*
No Olivia no touching Momma's necklace its not safe *tucks it under shirt*
*hides on one side of the tree then begins to jog backwards*
YES IT WAS IT WAS DELICIOUS BUT IT IS NO MORE! D:
Yeah...
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IT SOUNDS AWESOME
ugh this person who I don't like keeps kiking me should I block her but then I'd have to block her on instagram too idk man
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*reason number 8 why I don't have all of these social networking sites*
Oh. :-/
You could tell her to stop?
[Deciding whether to post the Shunting Experiment intro in two parts so I can do one now or wait so it's all at once]
#ChaseForBook9
Wow tis been weird no Trip no Ari...
Yeah,it's been, like, almost 24 hours.
*sarcastically* Oh no
*curls up* what to doooo? Maybe Trip'll be on its almost 9:30 bu him
Ari did say she'd be very distant this week.
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Yeah true *le sigh* i thought she meant like Minday onward eh what to do though?
*glares at the sky* You are not getting obsessed with him too.
Im not ok? Just want someone i mean i wish he'd come on so i can do what i wanted to
Sorry for poofing - had to gopher food. :)
Distant because still coursework.
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understandable, Taia! Me as well. But I multitask very well
I wonder...
*rolls down a hill in the leaves*
I think maybe I'll go now then.
G'bye. [waves]
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I'm going to block her. I think. I don't know...
Mehhh.
Lalalalalalala
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*laughs* Can't bring the laptop to the dining table, though. :) ^^
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@Mara: Hm?
Msd - Internet's tottering.
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Bye Fabi!
And kk Taia!
*hits a tree*
*keeps rolling*
*wanders*
Hello
We're all the way back in March? Really?
Derek needs to give us about 5 posts. That'll keep us going or a little while.
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Lol he does!
Hello. I'm only here so Zaf can do what she wants to do. msd.
I'm so tired every morning and my parents think there's a gas leak so I need to get a good night's sleep or two to prove them wrong. :p
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Oh.
Okay then
*hums, getting to her feet and beginning to backtrack with her eyes closed*
*frowns*
I think this computer gives me headaches... somehow.
The first time I use it in quite a while, headache strikes after a couple o' minutes.
I go for food, I'm fine.
I return, and now it hurts again. :/
What oddness this is...
LOL, Hi Ais! :)
How're you?
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*for
Wbd
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Oh! Okay
Trip you know what do you want me to do? I decided i do need to suck it up and pay for my crimes and Fabi even suggested community service
I'm good Taia how're you?
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I just had to say goodbye to one of my best friends...
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Listen, I'm not Judge Dredd, I don't decide your punishment, that's for the courts to decide. But I don't think you can get off as easy as community service for attempted murder.
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That's never fun Mara. *hugs*
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*hugs Mara* I had to leave my friends before... It's hard.
Then what? Because soon or later I'm going to end up being arrested by you
Aww it's not nice having to do that Mara :( *hugs*
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Mara *huggles*
Wait a second. *checks her watch* Twenty hours.
Where the fuck were you for twenty hours?
*picks up the mugs again, still walking backwards*
Not really. Zaf, I think you have learned your lesson this time. As we were the sole witnesses as never filed a report on it, unless I arrest you that crime technically never happened. So, one last chance. Don't break the law, don't get arrested. The rest of us manage it. Just consider your actions before you do them, think, is this legal? It should help considerably, mostly just remember you can't just attack people who've done nothing wrong.
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I'm alright, thanks Ais. :)
*huggles Mara* :(
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I have a job you know.
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And you should always try to subdue offenders, not kill them.
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Jesus- how...
*growls* I thought you had gotten hurt or something!
*sighs* They say I need to just pay the price. I mean I really dont want to suffer but I have a feeling I will
hello again
I can't be on for long but hello.
Hello Dragona,Edward
Well I'm not going to arrest you. To be honest I doubt it'd go anywhere due to lack of evidence.
As a general rule of thumb, don't kill people.
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http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Thresher_Maw
Killed one.
I wont *looks slightly unsure* I just thought after yesterday and all it would be better off if I did just suck it up but seeing as you want to let me have another shot I'm grateful
Hello Edward
Hello Dragona
I was in my favourite bookshop today:). Chapters.
#ChaseForBook9
*hugs Mara* That sucks. :/
But, I guess, at least you got to know each other and then had to say goodbye, rather than just never speaking, right? It's hard to let it go, but I suppose it's better that you have something to let go /of/, if that makes sense?
Hi Edward!
Hi again, Dragona!
#ChaseForBook9
hello everyone who said hello
But if you do break the law, I will have to arrest you. It's my job. Do you understand?
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trip, laws are made and are forgotten. what does it matter
Yeah I understand Trip I really rather not leave my kids anyway
Right then. *sits under a tree, braiding the flowers together*
Good. Now I have a job to get back to. *walks back into the forest*
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*rolls her eyes* *murmurs* You work too much...
*braids more and more flowers*
Okay then...*aimlessly has shadows swirl around*
Javier: least he doesnt pay attention to me
*shouts from the forest* OH I'VE GOT MY EYE ON YOU TOO JAVIER! ONE FALSE MOVE AND BAM! ARRESTED!
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he breaks the law as well javier
*chuckles*
*softly*
Carry on my wayward.. Son
There'll be peace when you are done...
Lay your weary head to rest
Don't you cry no more...
*begins to weave the flowers into her hair, humming, enjoying the cool afternoon sun*
*throws cheese at everyone*
Javier: like you really do if you had paid attention you'd know more
he probably wont arrest either of you
Javier: he wont because what i do is impossible to arrest me for
*Sings quietly to Jet Lagged*
Fun fact: Telling someone to kill themselves and they actually do is considered manslaughter.
Fun fact, Javier.
*catches cheese*
*noms*
*throws tacos back*
Do you remember me?
I am an injured soul,
I measure anchors deep,
I have no self-control,
I section pieces off
of your most precious skin,
and bury deep within.
I didn't say you could let go!
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Javier: they decide themseleves Adra
*tries to dodge cheese but fails and gets cheese all over herself* *jumps into lake to wash it off and then dries self b manipulating the air*
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No, Javier. That isn't how it works. You take control of their will. You can't justify that. No. No way
My hair's short... I miss my long hair... I got about two inches cut off it... But it's super curly... I WANT MY OLD HAIR BACK!!!
*by
Dragona can I've some more cheese please? Only this time don't throw it.
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Javier: Well it sure as hell took people long enough to think it may be illegal I only have been at it since late 1800's
I should go now. Bye!
Bye Dragona!
It will grow soon enough. I cut five inches a few weeks ago. It's not that bad.
Javier, times change. And you aren't invisincible
gtg, bye
Bye Dragona
Bye Edward
#ChaseForBook9
Bye edward
Bye Dragona! Have fun doing whatever you'll be doing over the next few days while you're not here(?)! *waves*
Hi Death!
Hey, hair grows back, doesn't it? And quicker when it's been cut, I think. :)
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I'll take a picture this arvo and put it up....
*Dances* Parents didn't kill me!!! They didn't know I turned on he wifi!! (Hehe! I just wrote wofo!!)))
Javier: i never said I was. I merely stated how long it took before people thought the way I use my magic is illegal although I admit I have not taken a job since I married Zafira instead I work as Aretha did for the Sanctuary.
Woofoo?
Weefee?
BRB need more food.
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*continues weaving the flowers, having some technical errors*
Still. There is a line between being a dog of the Sanctuary and on your own. And if you ever cross that line, you're done for
Hey people.
Taia, I spent all evening yesterday returning the posts back to a zero :P
Javier: I understand that. Actually I doubt Trip would arrest me even if his gut told him to.
Gtg night
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Bye Ais!
Night Ais!
Hello Octa.
Javier, Trip isn't the only one who can arrest people.
Javier: you can?
Okay, I can see that I am not really need/ ______ in Blogland at the moment, I shall be leaving.
*Vanishes*
*needed
Okay Deathy...*sighs*
I've requested from New Delhi to allow me to. So I can, knowing my background.
*finishes with the flowers, looking in the water of a small puddle*
*grins* I should keep this look for the Ball*
*waves*
Javier: joy so i cant torment you
*returns with a bowl of strawberries*
...
OCTA! *glomps*
I HAD MEANT TO HELP YOU DO THAT! D:
I didn't know it took so long to get through them! I took me HOURS and I didn't even comment on all of them!
I was like "Hm... Let's be minorly[which I don't think is actually a word, but it should be] evil and comment on them - It'll only take a couple of minutes..." But no. And then I had to keep going because I couldn't just stop. And I skipped a few, eventually, because I was running out of time.
I'd meant to progress through them and round 'em off again, because I felt bad, but now I can't even do that! :P
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*rolls her eyes* You don't even know where I am. Hell, I don't even know where I am
Javier: sucker I can do whatever I want
Bullshit you can. *takes a few flowers out, changing her hair to an updo, before braiding them back*
Javier: *hugs Zaf*
Jeysus wept.
Javier; yes Adra?
You're whipped.
Javier: what?
You.
Are.
Whipped.
Javier: where am I whipped?
*chuckles* Nevermind!
Javier: referring to LSODM or something?
No lol you obviously don't get lingo
*Laughs ominously from a distance and vanishes*
Javier: no I dont
Hi. If you are bored, i'm on Twitter and Gmail
@UlcieBrave
Luket123@gmail.com
*laughs harder* *wipes her eyes* Oh dear
Javier: you ok?
Eh you know my email Brave
That was just.... Oh my god. *breathes out* Wheeeeew
Javier: right
*clears her throat, adjusting her hairdo* *nods in satisfaction*
Javier: weirdo
Thanks!
*hums the Imperial March*
Javier: why dont you make a portal home?
Well, I don't want to use my magic so fast after losing
Javier: Zaf did and she's fine...let me guess you lost and or broke the vial it was in?
No, I drank most of it. But. When I make portals it makes me lazy
FABI LOL
Hello?
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Heh, fine.
Wbd, deding.
Hello Adra, Zaf.
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Lol ;D
Hiya!
I dedicate this page to Nelnah Fish, because she's amazing and it's her birthday.
Also to rainbow butterflies, bubbles, music, PROJECTS and hopefully no more technology failing on Fabi.
While I'm at it, I should probably ded to meaningful stuff like the bonds between friends and family.
And to a good night's sleep
And PURPLE NOTEBOOKS
Oh and 77711667, because I'm nice.
#ChaseForBook9
Omg today i made muffins with butter cream icing and i made like loads extra for ye guys. Then i realised that there was no possible way that you could eat them so i ate them for you.
Your welcome.
Thanks Brave :)
On another note, my iPod just died and I don't have the cable to charge it. My dad said I could borrow his spare, but he can't actually find his spare, so...
I'll be here even less than even less than usual. Oh joy.
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Much appreciated, Brave.
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Aww Fabi :(
*raises glass* hear hear
And that sucks :(
Msd to eat!
[hugs all]
Wbd, weaving or writing or sticking rainbow butterfly stickers on things. Not sure which of those.
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Wouldn't you rather stay here with us, Zaf?
*Starts to cry* Your so mean Zaf i'm leaving blogland forever because of you eating your food. * Runs away*
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