You may have noticed me being pretty quiet over the last week or so, and for this I have a very good reason. I am writing a book. I'm over 115,000 words in but DEAR LORD I'm at that stage when I don't know if it'll EVER be finished. I'm supposed to be filling in the blanks right now- linking up scenes and sequences and getting the chapters in order and writing any little bits that I've left empty. But I'm still no closer to the end. How can this BE?
But before I get back to work, I have been asked to remind you all that my event at the Stratford Picture House on April 5th is the only public event I'll be doing for The Maleficent Seven. For those of you who don't know what a public event IS, it's basically me on stage yapping and answering questions for an hour, and then we go on to have a signing. All other appearances for TMS are just signings.
I've been asked to remind you about this because apparently there are lots of tickets available. Well, I'm ASSUMING there are lots of tickets available. The words used were "it's been slow to book", which means roughly the same thing. Maybe it's because it's the Easter holidays or it's the start of a weekend, but usually events pretty much sell out in a very short space of time. So Harper Collins publicity people are all going "uhhh... what's happening?"
Oh, and for those of you who have already booked tickets, don't you fret. If it IS a smaller crowd than usual, it just means the event will be more of a casual chat between all of us. And also you won't have to wait in line for hours.
But, uh, for all you others... book a ticket. Or something.
I'm getting back to work now. But before I do, two pictures of cats.
One cute.
One scary.
Tuesday, March 26, 2013
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«Oldest ‹Older 1601 – 1800 of 4953 Newer› Newest»I can very much guess. :/
Your videos deds are AMAZING, however. :)
Ah, now I'm back here my English has improved a billion. :P Interesting, that.
Most ordinary stuff is boring, if you think about it . . . *thoughtfulness*
Well, I make each picture, edit or cut the music, and set it so it all matches. Yeah, it takes a while! It's fun, though. Except when one of the programs crashes..
I'm glad you like them. :-) I can only really do them on Fridays and weekends, though. Evil reasons.
Weird.
Yeah.
I have the Groddle Theme stuck in my head!
I have experience working with lyrics videos and stop motion videos, so I can imagine how long it takes . . .
How could the Starryness NOT like them? :)
@Self: OOH, EXPERIENCE WORKING WITH!
*frowns* That would've been more understandable irl. I'm all irled. Haven't been here since yesterday morning and been doing lots of irl talking . . . I hadn't realised all these differences in the two different ways of communicating till now. I'm noticing some with every comment. :)
Groddle Theme? *hasn't heard of it*
SOUNDS cool. :)
I am never completely happy with them...there's always a skip in the music, a picture-font I don't think looks good. Then again, since I made it, I am going to be picky about it!
It's a Glitch thing.
Like my profile pic or the fact that my profile says "Cebarkul, Uralia."
http://www.glitch.com/downloads/
It's the 'Original Groddle Forest THeme' under 'Music.' Also half the others have the same basic tune.
(Doesn't know if you'll be able to see the link, but is putting it here anyway)
Nothing's flawless. :)
But your video deds are perfect. :)
I can't listen to anything here really, but I'll follow the link when I get home . . . :/
:)
I don't know how you did this to me, but I'm all sad about the Glitch-shutting-down thing. :( It sounds like it was awesome. :)
Thanks. :-)
[Blinks]
You are?
Whoa. And it most definitely was veryvery awesome. [nods]
I mean, it has already shut down but bits of it are still disappearing into the abyss, so . . .
YeahI'llstoptalkingnowmightmakeyousad.
I guessed. :)
Why thanks? WHAT DID I DO?????????? *runs round in circles* *falls over*
THE FLOOR ATTACKED ME!!!!!! IT PULLED ME DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps up* *bashes head on mantlepiece* *falls in fireplace* OW.
I think I may be a bit hyper. :P
In our old house we had an open fire . . . I MISS IT. We just have a gas fire here that we rarely use. :(
Fireplaces and the like are rarely used now I think, but they look nice, plus without the mantleoiece you'd run out of places for birthday cards and ornaments! :)
The encyclopedia is staying up indefinitely. :-)
http://www.glitch.com/encyclopedia/
And there are pictures and sprite sheets of so much of the awesome stuff in the game.
And the forums are still readable, and my profile with the SP quote is still there...The big byebye happened Monday, when all the logins were taken down, except Stoot's and possibly Little Poundcake's, I think.
And all the snaps are still there, all lotstoomanytocount of them.
AndIthinkI'mgoingonandonandonnowsoI'llstop.
AndI'mgoingtobesadanywayitwassocoolandawesomeandwonderful
We have a fireplace. There's a rack of candles in it, and the wax dripped down and it looks all cool.
[is changing subjectyish]
Sorry that all took so long to type
Almost every single house here in the Land of the Engs has a fireplace. They don't have as many in Aus I think, probs coz of all the heat. XD
WE'RE HOME NOW! *happiness* Sorry I poofed for a sec.
We don't use our fireplace much. We either use the heater or wear coats indoors or both...we're weird that way. (we being my family, not the general American public or anything)
Welcome back!
Testing new profile pic...
We just put the heating on. :P Actually, it's scheduled to come on when we want it si we rarely do THAT.
Thank you? :)
AND NOW, I'M ON THE LAPTOP!
*smiles* Nice profile pic.
It appears to be too small...plus it's already my desktop background. I may try another Glitch pic...distant, searching for a good one.
Every picture is too small. -_-
It is a nice picture, though. It's sort of a collage of so many parts of the game, almost like an 'I Spy' puzzle. :-)
Yeah...
I found it!
I've been checking this post and the other one all day and I though people had died of TMS D:
I can't get it til May at the earliest, and the other post is spoiler-friendly...
Hi, Ieni!
Okay, I'm sticking with this pic. I think. It's better size-wise.
GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH the missing letters is annoying me so much. It was so much hassle even to express my annoyance with "GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH." :P *has opened YouTube*
I imagine your pic now would have more significance to a Glichian. :) But it's nice too.
*thought
Hey, Fabi and Star! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
I don't know when I'll be able to get it. I have to get it on my Kindle, apparently and that isn't set up properly yet, but I'll be able to get it from the library in a few weeks:)
Oh, that pic's cool. :)
Just ignore any typos. Think I might give up on correcting them. Or might not. Depends on my mood when I make them.
HI IENI!!! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
[is ninjaeroplanetacklehugged]
Hmm.. Interesting. I wonder if I can cheat and get it on my Kindle a bit earlier than May... [remembers
Possibly gtg now, maybe brb.
Bye!
Cosma. :-)
Byebye, Fabi!
I got your return email, by the way, Star:) I was slightly worried, because you're always on :O
I shall inform Mel this is where we're congregating...
:( FOURS FABI!
Ah, Kindleness. *doesn't have one*
I kinda hate mine, because it means I can't have an real books and that makes Ieni sad:(
*jams along to Narnia soundtrack*
FOR NARRRNIA! FOR ASLAAAN!
*laughs* I am ALWAYS on . . . But there was no signal where we were staying, I was playing my DS with my sister on the way there (gahhhhh) and I was mapreading for the first FOUR AND A HALF HOURS on the journey back. A FIVE AND A HALF HOUR JOURNEY, IT WAS. It was MEANT to be two hours. Stupid closed roads. :P
It was nice of you to check. :)
I DON'T BELONG HERE
I GOTTA MOVE ON DEAR
ESCAPE FROM THIS AFTERLIFE
COZ THIS TIME I'M RIGHT
TOO MOVE ON AND ON
FAR AWAY FROM HERE!
I get why you would be sad. :(
*whispers* BREAK IT! XD
I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT THIS IS WHERE WE ARE CONGREGATING!
hey guys :)
I HAVE MADE A WATTPAD
I AM GOING TO MEET LANDY IN JUNE
AND TMS HAS BEEN ORDERED FOR ME BECAUSE MY DAD IS SO AMAZINGLY AWESOME
*TO
There's this boy on the bus and his mum said he could have a Blackberry when his Nokia broke. So he delibrately broke his Nokia, only his mum realised so got him another Nokia. XD Then he accidentally on purpos dropped that one down the toilet, so then she got him a Blackberry. TERRIBLE WASTE OF PHONE, DAT. Typical of my bus community. :)
Ah, okay:)
It's my nice deed done for the year!
Ugh, been sitting here for too long *awkwardly stretches*
*laughs* I still wouldn't get any books though: my parents are determined that I do not own any books, but I also get to go on Blogland from my room if the WiFi is on and erm play Temple Run 2 and Doodle Jump *nods*
MEEEEL!!!! (I've just been talking to you, but) Hey! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
And hey, Clover!!!! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
Yayness! That's amazing!
IT IS, MELLY MELLY MELLY MELICANESS! :) HI!!!!!!
HI SCÁTH!!!!!! YAY! AWESOMENESS UPON AWESOMENESS! :) *almost wrote 'unopen' instead of 'upon'*
IIEEENNNIII!!!! Hey!
HHHEEEEYYYY STTTAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!
*coughs* Agh, noooo!
I'm going to have to move to my Kindle upstairs now, so I shall be less distant, or may just leave and read Fear.
:/ Okay, Ieni.
So a Kindle is good and bad. HEY, IT'S LIKE PEOPLE!!!!!!
*:(
I was so focused on trying to type the colon . . . Grr. :)
I hav no idea why I bother with fizzy drinks. I like them much better flatter. (?)
Fizzy drinks make me hyper! I'm going to kinda be distant, becausefearitsogoodokay.
http://wattpad.com/Luciana_Scath
I WILL GET THE HANG OF THIS WEBSITE
BBs, dinner!
LUCI I MUST FAN YOU!
Hey, Mara!!!!!!! Sendskindleninjaeroplanetacklehugs
Bye, Clover!:(
HI MARA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, Scáth!
I will probs just disrectionerear for dinner, so msd. :)
My mum says the whole sugar-hyper thing is a complete myth. As eating sugaryness just makes me less hungry and has no effect on my hyperness whatsoever, PLUS I worked that out way BEFORE she told me the sugar-hyper thing was a complete myth, I am inclined to completely agree.
Hey Star, Ieni and Mel!
Bye Luci! *hugs*
BACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Wb Luci! :)
Oh, if you want to fan Kessie and Fabi, they're @SkuttlebugForLife and @FabienneS :)
MARA WHAT IS THIS
WHY ARE PEOPLE READING SKUTTLEBUGGIA!?
BECAUSE IT'S AWESOME
THEY PROBABLY FOUND SKUTTLEBUGGIA SOMEHOW AND SAID, "look, this is awesome!' AND READ IT.
*laughs*
IT'S REALLY NOT
I JUST WANT TO FINISH THIS CHAPTER BECAUSE IT'S TO BAD ANDF YTDGH VB\[EYS
.-.
I lost part of it, too... And that would've ended it... :(
I think I may go off and watch Star Wars.
I rated watching it against not watching it, and I thought I might watch it, because if I don't I'll just do absolutely nothing so I might as wells . . . :/
So fours, I think!
SORRY! I went to make cheesy pasta :)
BUT IT REALLY IS
IT'LL BE AWESOME
Bye Star! *hugs* :(
Wb Mel!
hey Mara!
Hello?
Fish and chips and ice cream.
Hey, Fabiiiii!!!!!Sendskindleninjaeroplanetacklehugs
Ice creammmmmmm. Mmmmmmm. Mmmmmmm. !!!!!!.
Mmm hmm.
[is kindleninjaeroplanetacklehugged]
Hiiiiii Ieniiiiiiii!
It was coffee flavoured, but very niceness! For lunch I had pizza, crisps and flapjack. I've been really unhealthy today *grins* but I went running so meeeh. Anyway, I think binge eating is okay for a day.
Hmm. I haven't had dinner yet, but breakfast was french toast and kiwi-and-strawberry-and-banananana fruit salad and lunch was Udon noodle soup. :-)
You'll be fine for a day... Unless the sugar-demons attack!!!!! Jk. :-P
Sounds good:) What's Udon noodle soup?
NOOOOOOOOO! *runs away from scary sugar monsters*
Sorry I poofed for a sec. Some jerks needed to know that messing with my sister is not a good idea. I think I creeped them out. [laughs]
Udon noodles are these big thick long Japanese (I think) noodles.
You could always hire me to stalk them: I'm an excellent stalker!
Wow...they sound quite cool *nods*
Back!
I spent an hour trying to download 1D apps XD
Hey, Mara!!! Sendskindleninjaeroplanetacklehugs.
Mara, are you going to eat me for singing 1D parodies?
I think giving them a long lecture with really big words and dramatic gestures was effective enough, but thank you.
They are very cool noodles.
Hi Mara!
Ah, big words and dramatic gestures are always the way to go *nods*
Ieni, what is/are your favorite color(s)?
*glares at Ieni*
EVIL PARODIES
NOOOOOODLESSSS
They backed off looking perplexed, baffled and completely taken off guard. And they dropped Nel's notebook, so it was definitely a good strategy.
I am all distant-y now and writing the ded which I had maybe a little bit forgotten about.
Nooooooodlessss!
Uh, I don't know. Blue, maybe? I don't really have a favourite colour. Does Rainbow coloured count?
Sorry, I disappeared - I went to talk to my mum and have now moved to the computer.
They amuse me, they aren't evil: they're amusing;P
NOOOOODLES!
Wbd.
Rainbow counts. [nods]
It's ok.
Noooooooooodleeeeeey noooooodleeeeeey noooodleeeeeaasss!!!
*shakes head*
Evil. Evil!
Okay, Mara.
Yeah, well, don't some religious people call some comedy programmes 'evil' because they're silly like that?
So you worship 1D?
I'm meh about 1D but the parodies make me laugh so bad XD And going round singing them with my friend makes me so happy!
Despite the fact I was crying fairly frequently through the first hour because Anakin and sadness, A New Hope was awesome. Uh, duh. But it's awesome and it needed saying. :)
If it makes you happy...
*grumbles*
I HATE TRYING TO BE NICE. :P
IENI'S GOT A NEW FAVORITE STALKERY SONG :D Dont you?
It is awesome. [nods] Hi Star!
Obi-Wan: He was a very good friend of mine. *smiles sadly*
Me: *starts crying*
A New Hope is epic! Because...itjustisokay.
Ah, don't worry, I can't be nice XD I was just 'singing' One Way or Another on mine and Mel's Facebook conversation and then because it closed down the browser it had for some reason scrolled down to her page with one of your 1D rants XD
I think it was trying to make me feel guilty XD
Yes, I do Mel! *laughs*
Hi Mel!
Msd, I'm afraid.
we all need a song like that though XD I was walking home from school yesterday with my friends and I ended up singing WMYB with my 1D friend as we walked home soo....
I kept suggesting that they should have things like heat-seeking missiles and cameras all over their . . . are they planes? I'll just call them vehicles . . . wih screens in the interior so they can see all round them, and on the Millenium Falcon they should have the computer automatically firing at the enemy whilst they just played cards or whatever, and other stuff; my mum kept explaining and explaining to me that they didn't have computers and stuff then like us now so the couldn't imagine it. :P
And they should have X-ray thngy-a-bobbins so they can just point them at walls, see through them,and so see where they're going andif anyone's there and stuffs.
Artemis Fowl has a X-ray app thing on his phone . . .
One Way or another, I'm going to find you I'm going to stalk you stalk you. *grins*
How is that not a incredibly stalkery song?
IT'S MY SONG!
Fabi - I just read that as 'Msd. I'm afraid' and then the first thought I had was 'Msd, I'm afraid of Ieni's stalkeryness'.
IT'S EVERYONE'S FAULT I THINK OF MYSELF LIKE THIS NOW D:
I keep finding myself singing 1D. Sometimes the actual thing, sometimes the parodies, but I always defend 1D against haters, because they normally have no good reason to hate 1D.
Darth Vader<3
Although as I pointed out later, they probably do hae all that stuff in the Star Wars story-world, but they probably don't have all that much MONEY and are making do with worser equpiment so they can afford stuff like rebel bases . . . X-ray thingies and heat-seeing missles must be awfully expensive, and the reels are a minority and also they probably can't buy too much wihtout risk of being killed. Because they are being hunted down to be killed and stuffs.
And the Empire, when they were sending pilots out to deal with Luke and co. when they were attacking the Death Star . . . My mum pointed out they sent very few ships and there mus be millions of people in the Death Star, and I pointed out, the didn't think they were much of a threat so didn't really panic and train all their force (force, not Force) on them. I mean, you CAN zap a fly to death with high-tech equipment, and you can go out and buy a fly swat, but it's easier to just squish it with a book. So they were just squishing the rebels with a book, never doubting that the fly was holding a tiny machine-gun that could kill you.
Makes any sense?
*rebels
Reels? *shakes head* Damn typos.
I mean, I won't be the firs to have thought out all this, but writing/saying things helps me think them. :)
it makes TOO much sense Star :D
see if I ever get to meet you, we should have a star wars marathon...it would be so fun XD
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE HAVE TO MEET FABI AS WELLS. :)
Plus if I tell things to people, then if there are any obvious flaws, they MIGHT tell me them. O they couldbe sensible and just not pay attention to me. :)
Han remembers me of Bartimaeus from The Bartimaeus Trilogy - sensible. XD
I mean, they both think why should I do that? That won't benefit me. And, what's in it for me? And that stuffs. I would say 'self-interested,' but that makes them sound like bad guys and they're both awesome good guys. :P
It's incrdible how connected the newer movies are though. I was awed over how much Anakin acted like Anakin. I mean, how mch Darth Vader acted like Anakin. Sorry, I still call him Anakin. :P
Also . . . C3P0's mind was wiped and R2's wasn't, because 3P0 ca speak to people and R2 can't. And in A New Hope, you could quite clearly see how R2 was saying and doing this because he remember Obi-Wan Anakin time (sobs), and that 3P0 was all "What? Why? Who?" becausehe'd been mind-wiped and couldn't remember. Which is just INCREDIBLE INCREDIBLE INCREDIBLE, because they made th movie without KNOWING about any of that and the mind-wipes.
It just totally blows my mind, how much they connect up . . . D:
Sorry. INKYNESS SHOULD SHART URP, NOW. :P
Someone mention Star Wars marathon?
JENI THE JEDI AT YOUR SERVICE!
AND PLUS NEW ONES ARE GOING TO BE MADE !
OMG WE SHOULD ALL DO LE MOVIE MARATHON...but I would have to travel...meh
ASDFGHJKL NEW STAR WARS<3
If I'm still on here when I'm 18, which is possibly unlikely. I won't be regular with the amount of work I do.
On second thoughts, you can do the Star Wars marathon without me. I loathe the idea of movie marathons. The idea of sitting still for that long does not appeal to me. I mean, I know I sit in front of thecomouter for hours, but I have to be able to get up and move every now and then. D:
Watching ONE movie is more than enough, than you! I think I dislike the IDEA of sitting still for ages much more than I do ACTUALLY sitting still for ages, but still. :P
I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF BEFORDSHIRE AND SCOTLAND, PLUS SCÁTH IS HERE, SO YOU SHOULD ALL COME TO YORKSHIRE! :)
Our family has a ruling for watching TV/films. You're allowed to talk, but whenever anyone on the screen starts speaking you have to shut up until the next speechless bit. It works well. :)
I'm going in a second but hi, and goodbye. I LOVE SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT!!! LET IT BE KNOWN!!!! :p
We all do!!!!!!!!
guys Ieni told me to tell you she had to go :)
so from her...
BYYYEEEEEE!
*smiles*
My friend in Saudi Arabia said she'll tweet the boys during their concert and ask them to give a shout out to me... :')
THAT'S SO AWESOME MARA!!!!!!!!! :)
:) HI/FOURS SARLIA! :(
FOURS IENI! :(
HI DEATH! :)
Hey Death! :) *hugs*
Bye Sarlia and Ieni! :( *hugs*
*squeals* Imagine if they said, "Hello Jane!"
I WOULD LEGIT DIE.
Sup?! I will be distant... Again... I have to comfort my little brother... My chickens killed his three week old one...
Hello, anyone who happens to be here. Once again, I am burdening you all with my presence.
I am back, apparently.
Star, your name-picture is not being cooperative. I am not sure why I told you that.
HI NICCOLO!
Your presence isn't a burden . . . But I think ours is! :P
Guyzzzzzzzzz. I'm in the mood for pretending to be a character on here, so if you want me to, pick A or B. If you don't want me to, ignore this or pick C.
What if I want you to pretend to be a character, but I don't want to pick A or B? :-P
Hello, Star, Mara, Mel, Death and C. Also hi anyone else who is here.
Pretending to be a character? Oh, that should be interesting. Hopefully said character will be significantly less annoying than yourself. Regarding letters... I'll pick whatever one is least annoying.
HOW DARE IT NOT BE COOPERATIVE???????????
Hey, the Co-Op in the next village has ceased to be a co-operative. I find this amusing, seeing as it's called "The Cooperative" and all.:P
Oh, right. Back on suject. Er . . . *hits name-picture with spoon* BEHAVE!
I'm not sure about that, Niccolo. Both of them can be pretty damn annoying. :P
Then again . . . Not sure anyone can be more annoying than me. :)
@Fabi: I didn't think of that. Pick D, I guess. :)
I'm trying a method...not sure if it'll work, though. I switched to a video ded because I'm rubbish at the words kind. xP
Okay then, D.
*screams in horror* SPOOOOOOOOOOON!
*teleports into tree* *hugs Liam*
Me: STAR HAS A SPOON D':
Liam: omg how the hell did i get here i was eating Nandos five seconds ago with Niall
Me: NIAMMMMMMM!
Liam: oh God it's a fangirl. *picks up phone* *dials number* Paul?
Me: *screams* PAULLLLLLLLL! *tackles Liam* *takes phone* Hey Pauly!
Paul: Liam are you okay your voice is high pitched.
Me: HE'S GREAT BYE. *hangs up*
Liam: Lord save me... O.O
Hmm... Ember's is also causing skips in the music. Maybe I need different music. [fiddles with things]
I don't care for music.
Lol Mara.
I'm not surprised, C. You don't seem to care for much, of anything.
I care for causing others pain. That's all. The only music I enjoy is comprised of tortured screams.
Are you calling me C now?
*thinks of Zath* Maybe you just haven't found the right music ye, Niccolo. :)
I just love the letter Z. Every name beginning with that letter looks so awesome, so I think it must be the Z. Ez is right, you know. It is the awesomest letter of the alphabet coz it's just COOL. :)
@Mara: *laughs* *hugs* :)
Well, there you go then, Niccolo. :)
I'm sure my character could compose you some musc you'd love, but he sadly does not exist. :'(
*stares at Coco*
Music is my life. I... I would have such a boring life without it.
No One Direction without music...
And now my heart hurts and my stomach feels sick and I feel like crying just thinking about it... :/
ZAYN! *does a Niall jump in the air*
How unfortunate for him.
How dramatic, C. And yeah, I am. Unless you prefer Coco or Crow-Dude for some weird reason.
I heard there was a secret call,
That David played and it pleased the Lord,
But you don't really care for music, do you?
It goes like this in fourths and fifths,
The minor fall and the major lift,
The baffled king composing hallelujah.
Wbd, on Kindle.
Music and words are my life.
I'm watching One Direction just LAUGHING and I am literally in stitches. Omfg. XD
Aw, Marjay, s'okay! I really doubt 1D is going anywhere.
Your faith was strong
But you needed prove
You saw her bathing on the roof
Her beauty and the moonlight
Overthrew you
She tied you to her kitchen chair
She broke your throne
And she cut your hair
And from your lips
She drew the hallelujah...:)
Unless my dream comes true. . . *shudders in horror*
*proof
Hey Ninjay!
Hey everybody, I guess, 'cause I wasn't me a minute ago!
Author's note: Mantha nicknames everyone, if yours offends you or annoys you, let me know and I'll make her call you by your real name. C., you're the exception.
*laughs* It IS unfortunate for him. Or fortunate. Depending on how he's feeling and how you look at it.
I may toss a coin . . .
Adamantha Snark. You've also been written into the Mevolent Collaboration. I can't say it's a pleasure to meet you.
That second verse always reminds me of Skulduggery and China and idontevenknowwhy D:
Hi, everyone! Sendskindleninjaeroplanetacklehugs!
Ughwhyistherediryonyjisscreen D:
*Hugs Niccolo*
Am I missing something between you two here...?
I love the Orange line that swirls as I type the words:)
*dodges kindleninjaeroplanetacklehug*
Equally not happy to see you, C. You kill people. Not that I don't, but, like, a lot.
And Marjay, there are too many Directionmacallits for that to happen. Wait, what was your dream, exactly?
*blows into Death's ear* *inner ear immediately freezes*
My screen on here is very, very, very slowly moving up...
[is kindleninjaeroplanetacklehugged] Great to see you, too, Ninjay!
Author's note: Mantha Snark (written about by Fabi) and Niccolo Croatoan (written about by Aretha) are both characters in the Mevolent Collaboration. They've never actually met, though.
BRAIN FREEZE!!!!
*Puts on blue beanie that looks like Bella's from Twilight*
Yes, my mum made me one!!!! And I am actually wearing it now!
*Looks at Niccolo*
Did you die recently?
Hey, Death! Sendskindleninjaeroplanetacklehugs!
So Niccolo is actually Aretha?
[sits back and eats miniature chocolate chip cookies]
Aretha kept bugging me to talk to you people- she was completely convinced that every one of you is incredibly amazing, or something, and she went on this long rant about how being here would be 'a good influence'... Then she refused to eat until I agreed to interact with you people. But she's dead now...
Aretha died a few chapters ago. :-( She was cool. [nods]
Apparently before she died she told C. about this Blogland-y place, and he keeps coming here because she told him to. Also, I think he might be planning to kill some of us, but don't tell him I mentioned that.
*deep breath*
Inmydreamharryandiweredatingandiwashangingoutwithperrieandeleanoranddanielleandthenonedirectionweregoingoutforabrosnightandthehospitalcalledandtheyhadcrashedthecarandwereinacriticalconditionandwedroveasfastaswecouldbutweweretoolate... D'X *sobs*
*Gets kindleninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
Hi leni!!
Hello. I am called Ezmeralda. You may cal me Ezmeralda. NOT Ez. Are we crystal?
I'm not in the MC, but I know what it is . . . My friend Hunter told m I had to read it, because "it's awesome." I read a few sentences of the introduction . . . Then I had to go and do something and never got back to it. Hunter forgot about it after ten minutes or so.
In all seriousness (outside of the storyline in Blogland) Aretha's mind works in strange ways. When she creates a character (she also calls us muses), that character gains its own completely separate thoughts and personality. She actually spends a good amount of time talking to us inside her head, and we respond- sometimes we talk to her randomly throughout the day, even if she doesn't instigate a conversation. Only her strongest muses are able to do that, however. When she writes, she isn't even in control of her plots- her muses take over and write through her. Often she has no idea where her stories are going, or what is happening in them at the current moment, either. Anyway, I ended up being the strongest muse Aretha's had so far, so she gave me- in a way- a separate form of existence, either as an outlet because I started to become overwhelming, or just because she died and still wanted some contact with all of you, even if it's indirect. So that's why I'm here. If anyone bothered to read this. It is rather obnoxiously long.
Niccy, she died because she starved herself...
@Mara: Aw! I'm sorry!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, NO ONE DIRECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can put up with them, but it's just more amusing to pretend I can't. :)
Why is my profile picture this? *glares*
Adamantha, you do realize I can read what you write here, don't you? So the whole "I think he might be planning to kill some of us, but don't tell him I mentioned that" is unnecessary...
[Hug-squashes Marjay]
Aww, that had to hurt. It'll never happen though. Most accidents aren't so bad they would kill five people at once. Uh, not that it would be much better if three of them died, but...
Author's note: [hugs Mara] Sorry, Mantha isn't the best one for comforting stuff...
So... You are alive because Ari made you alive...
*Hugs Niccy again because ear has unfrozen*
HUGGLES!!!!
Hello, Ezmeralda. I never give people nicknames anyway. They're usually an indicator of some level of affection, which I feel for no one, much less anyone here.
That is why I am calling you Niccy!!! I love you Niccy!!!!
I woke up crying. *nods sadly*
It was horrible...
*is distant*
I don't care a fig, C.
Hi Ezmeralda!
*shifts into boa constrictor* *curls around Death's neck increasingly tightly*
*Give Mara a bigger hug*
I'm so sorry!!
I'm assuming 'Ari' is the nickname all of you came up with for Aretha?
I have two pet snakes Niccy!
*Grabs out a dagger from shoe and starts sawing his head off*
Yep! As you are C. or Coco (name of my puppy dog!!!!!!!!) or Niccy!!
*heals self* *continues to tighten around Death's neck*
*Facepalms and glares at Niccy's tail*
*electrocutes Coco* *drags Death away* *hugs back* *puts Coco back around Death's neck* *laughs at Niall's laugh*
I dedicate this page to Glitter Ninja (B-J), Aretha, Mycroft and his umbrella, Little Mix, One Direction and my ded hopefully being on the page I'm dedicating.
*Pouts at Mara*
You could have just kept it off me... *mouthed*
The animation will have to wait.
*Starts singing 'I'm being swallowed by a Boa Constrictor*'*
So, anyone who thinks of one first can dedicate a new page of text?
*shifts into crow* *flies away from death and lands on a tree branch*
It's whoever gets the first comment, C. In this case, moi.
Now back to the animation thingy Fabi started and I have to finish. Hopefully it'll be in time to use for this page.
I'm being swallowed by a boa constrictor
I'm being swallowed by a boa constrictor
I'm being swallowed by a boa constrictor
And I don't like it very much
Oh no (oh no) he swallowed my toe (he swallowed my toe)
I'm being swallowed by a boa constrictor
I'm being swallowed by a boa constrictor
I'm being swallowed by a boa constrictor
And I don't like it very much
Oh me (oh me) he swallowed my knee (he swallowed my knee)
I'm being swallowed by a boa constrictor
I'm being swallowed by a boa constrictor
I'm being swallowed by a boa constrictor
And I don't like it very much
Oh fiddle (oh fiddle) he's up to my middle (he's up to my middle)
I'm being swallowed by a boa constrictor
I'm being swallowed by a boa constrictor
I'm being swallowed by a boa constrictor
And I don't like it very much
Oh heck (oh heck) he swallowed my neck (he swallowed my neck)
I'm being swallowed by a boa constrictor
I'm being swallowed by a boa constrictor
I'm being swallowed by a boa constrictor
And I don't like it very much
Oh dread, he's up to my (slurp gulp)
*Looks at Niccy*
Ever played target practice?
*Grins evilly*
The last page was dedicated because Fabrina got first and decided to try to do one of her really long video dedication project things, but she has a thing against dedicating a page once it's been filled, so she stole the iPod and dedicated it last minute.
@Niccolo: That or an indicator that the nicknamer likes annoying people.
@Maralie: Hunter said a few billion times that "imagination is a horrible thing. It gives you fear, because you IMAGINE the possibilities you are afraid of. And fear leads to anger and anger leads to hate and hate leads to the dark side, so the easiest way to avoid pain is never to imagine; however, you give up so much with your imagination. The pain is worth it." Then again, he LIKES pain, so I wouldn't listen to him. Actually, I wouldn't listen to him anyway, he's a lunatic.
My advice is - everybody you love is going to die someday. It's harsh, but the truth is, and softening it won't take it away. You've got to be prepared to deal with the pain. Not loving people is a good option, but you get so much from loving people. To not love is not not live. Yes, I'm quoting Hunter again.
(THIS IS STAR: *hugs Mara* OMGG THAT'S AWFUL. D:
It was just a dream. Just a dream, okay? *reasurring smile*)
[laughs
This is getting interesting!
Why would I want to swallow your toe? Or any of you, for that matter? This is part of why I don't like music...
Why is nearly everyone so childish? I'm dying from lack of sensiblity.
I came here to ESCAPE silliness.
HARRY LET ME LOVE YOU DX
NIALL WHY CAN'T I BE YOUR PRINCESS *eats pizza and sobs*
OMFG LIAM'S DOING A TWITCAM OMFG OMFG - oh. i don't have a twitter.
Oh for Flack's sake.
LOUIS Y U GOT SOME NICE BUM?!
ZAYN TWEETED LOLWHUT? ZAYN NEVER TWEETS LMFAO.
It is an awesome song!!!
*Starts singing 'I'm being followed by a Moonshadow'*
Thank God for Cat Stevens!!!!
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