Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Stratford Picture House

You may have noticed me being pretty quiet over the last week or so, and for this I have a very good reason. I am writing a book. I'm over 115,000 words in but DEAR LORD I'm at that stage when I don't know if it'll EVER be finished. I'm supposed to be filling in the blanks right now- linking up scenes and sequences and getting the chapters in order and writing any little bits that I've left empty. But I'm still no closer to the end. How can this BE?

But before I get back to work, I have been asked to remind you all that my event at the Stratford Picture House on April 5th is the only public event I'll be doing for The Maleficent Seven. For those of you who don't know what a public event IS, it's basically me on stage yapping and answering questions for an hour, and then we go on to have a signing. All other appearances for TMS are just signings.

I've been asked to remind you about this because apparently there are lots of tickets available. Well, I'm ASSUMING there are lots of tickets available. The words used were "it's been slow to book", which means roughly the same thing. Maybe it's because it's the Easter holidays or it's the start of a weekend, but usually events pretty much sell out in a very short space of time. So Harper Collins publicity people are all going "uhhh... what's happening?"

Oh, and for those of you who have already booked tickets, don't you fret. If it IS a smaller crowd than usual, it just means the event will be more of a casual chat between all of us. And also you won't have to wait in line for hours.

But, uh, for all you others... book a ticket. Or something.

I'm getting back to work now. But before I do, two pictures of cats.

One cute.


One scary.


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Star Inkbright said...

I can very much guess. :/

Your videos deds are AMAZING, however. :)

Ah, now I'm back here my English has improved a billion. :P Interesting, that.

Star Inkbright said...

Most ordinary stuff is boring, if you think about it . . . *thoughtfulness*

Anonymous said...

Well, I make each picture, edit or cut the music, and set it so it all matches. Yeah, it takes a while! It's fun, though. Except when one of the programs crashes..

I'm glad you like them. :-) I can only really do them on Fridays and weekends, though. Evil reasons.

Weird.

Anonymous said...

Yeah.

I have the Groddle Theme stuck in my head!

Star Inkbright said...

I have experience working with lyrics videos and stop motion videos, so I can imagine how long it takes . . .

How could the Starryness NOT like them? :)

Star Inkbright said...

@Self: OOH, EXPERIENCE WORKING WITH!

*frowns* That would've been more understandable irl. I'm all irled. Haven't been here since yesterday morning and been doing lots of irl talking . . . I hadn't realised all these differences in the two different ways of communicating till now. I'm noticing some with every comment. :)

Groddle Theme? *hasn't heard of it*
SOUNDS cool. :)

Anonymous said...

I am never completely happy with them...there's always a skip in the music, a picture-font I don't think looks good. Then again, since I made it, I am going to be picky about it!

Anonymous said...

It's a Glitch thing.

Like my profile pic or the fact that my profile says "Cebarkul, Uralia."

http://www.glitch.com/downloads/

It's the 'Original Groddle Forest THeme' under 'Music.' Also half the others have the same basic tune.

(Doesn't know if you'll be able to see the link, but is putting it here anyway)

Star Inkbright said...

Nothing's flawless. :)

But your video deds are perfect. :)

Star Inkbright said...

I can't listen to anything here really, but I'll follow the link when I get home . . . :/

:)

I don't know how you did this to me, but I'm all sad about the Glitch-shutting-down thing. :( It sounds like it was awesome. :)

Anonymous said...

Thanks. :-)

Anonymous said...

[Blinks]

You are?

Whoa. And it most definitely was veryvery awesome. [nods]

Star Inkbright said...

I mean, it has already shut down but bits of it are still disappearing into the abyss, so . . .

YeahI'llstoptalkingnowmightmakeyousad.

Star Inkbright said...

I guessed. :)

Why thanks? WHAT DID I DO?????????? *runs round in circles* *falls over*

THE FLOOR ATTACKED ME!!!!!! IT PULLED ME DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps up* *bashes head on mantlepiece* *falls in fireplace* OW.

I think I may be a bit hyper. :P

Star Inkbright said...

In our old house we had an open fire . . . I MISS IT. We just have a gas fire here that we rarely use. :(

Fireplaces and the like are rarely used now I think, but they look nice, plus without the mantleoiece you'd run out of places for birthday cards and ornaments! :)

Anonymous said...

The encyclopedia is staying up indefinitely. :-)

http://www.glitch.com/encyclopedia/

And there are pictures and sprite sheets of so much of the awesome stuff in the game.

And the forums are still readable, and my profile with the SP quote is still there...The big byebye happened Monday, when all the logins were taken down, except Stoot's and possibly Little Poundcake's, I think.

And all the snaps are still there, all lotstoomanytocount of them.

AndIthinkI'mgoingonandonandonnowsoI'llstop.

AndI'mgoingtobesadanywayitwassocoolandawesomeandwonderful

Anonymous said...

We have a fireplace. There's a rack of candles in it, and the wax dripped down and it looks all cool.

[is changing subjectyish]

Anonymous said...

Sorry that all took so long to type

Star Inkbright said...

Almost every single house here in the Land of the Engs has a fireplace. They don't have as many in Aus I think, probs coz of all the heat. XD

WE'RE HOME NOW! *happiness* Sorry I poofed for a sec.

Anonymous said...

We don't use our fireplace much. We either use the heater or wear coats indoors or both...we're weird that way. (we being my family, not the general American public or anything)

Welcome back!

Anonymous said...

Testing new profile pic...

Star Inkbright said...

We just put the heating on. :P Actually, it's scheduled to come on when we want it si we rarely do THAT.

Thank you? :)

Star Inkbright said...

AND NOW, I'M ON THE LAPTOP!

Star Inkbright said...

*smiles* Nice profile pic.

Anonymous said...

It appears to be too small...plus it's already my desktop background. I may try another Glitch pic...distant, searching for a good one.

Star Inkbright said...

Every picture is too small. -_-

Anonymous said...

It is a nice picture, though. It's sort of a collage of so many parts of the game, almost like an 'I Spy' puzzle. :-)

Anonymous said...

Yeah...

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

I found it!
I've been checking this post and the other one all day and I though people had died of TMS D:

Anonymous said...

I can't get it til May at the earliest, and the other post is spoiler-friendly...

Hi, Ieni!

Anonymous said...

Okay, I'm sticking with this pic. I think. It's better size-wise.

Star Inkbright said...

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH the missing letters is annoying me so much. It was so much hassle even to express my annoyance with "GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH." :P *has opened YouTube*

I imagine your pic now would have more significance to a Glichian. :) But it's nice too.

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

*thought

Hey, Fabi and Star! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*

I don't know when I'll be able to get it. I have to get it on my Kindle, apparently and that isn't set up properly yet, but I'll be able to get it from the library in a few weeks:)

Star Inkbright said...

Oh, that pic's cool. :)

Just ignore any typos. Think I might give up on correcting them. Or might not. Depends on my mood when I make them.

Star Inkbright said...

HI IENI!!! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*

Anonymous said...

[is ninjaeroplanetacklehugged]

Hmm.. Interesting. I wonder if I can cheat and get it on my Kindle a bit earlier than May... [remembers

Possibly gtg now, maybe brb.

Bye!

Cosma. :-)

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Byebye, Fabi!

I got your return email, by the way, Star:) I was slightly worried, because you're always on :O

I shall inform Mel this is where we're congregating...

Star Inkbright said...

:( FOURS FABI!

Ah, Kindleness. *doesn't have one*

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

I kinda hate mine, because it means I can't have an real books and that makes Ieni sad:(

*jams along to Narnia soundtrack*

FOR NARRRNIA! FOR ASLAAAN!

Star Inkbright said...

*laughs* I am ALWAYS on . . . But there was no signal where we were staying, I was playing my DS with my sister on the way there (gahhhhh) and I was mapreading for the first FOUR AND A HALF HOURS on the journey back. A FIVE AND A HALF HOUR JOURNEY, IT WAS. It was MEANT to be two hours. Stupid closed roads. :P

It was nice of you to check. :)

I DON'T BELONG HERE
I GOTTA MOVE ON DEAR
ESCAPE FROM THIS AFTERLIFE
COZ THIS TIME I'M RIGHT
TOO MOVE ON AND ON
FAR AWAY FROM HERE!

Star Inkbright said...

I get why you would be sad. :(

*whispers* BREAK IT! XD

Melica Frost said...

I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT THIS IS WHERE WE ARE CONGREGATING!

hey guys :)

Luciana said...

I HAVE MADE A WATTPAD

I AM GOING TO MEET LANDY IN JUNE

AND TMS HAS BEEN ORDERED FOR ME BECAUSE MY DAD IS SO AMAZINGLY AWESOME

Star Inkbright said...

*TO

There's this boy on the bus and his mum said he could have a Blackberry when his Nokia broke. So he delibrately broke his Nokia, only his mum realised so got him another Nokia. XD Then he accidentally on purpos dropped that one down the toilet, so then she got him a Blackberry. TERRIBLE WASTE OF PHONE, DAT. Typical of my bus community. :)

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Ah, okay:)

It's my nice deed done for the year!

Ugh, been sitting here for too long *awkwardly stretches*

*laughs* I still wouldn't get any books though: my parents are determined that I do not own any books, but I also get to go on Blogland from my room if the WiFi is on and erm play Temple Run 2 and Doodle Jump *nods*

MEEEEL!!!! (I've just been talking to you, but) Hey! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*

And hey, Clover!!!! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
Yayness! That's amazing!

Star Inkbright said...

IT IS, MELLY MELLY MELLY MELICANESS! :) HI!!!!!!

HI SCÁTH!!!!!! YAY! AWESOMENESS UPON AWESOMENESS! :) *almost wrote 'unopen' instead of 'upon'*

Melica Frost said...

IIEEENNNIII!!!! Hey!

Melica Frost said...

HHHEEEEYYYY STTTAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

*coughs* Agh, noooo!

I'm going to have to move to my Kindle upstairs now, so I shall be less distant, or may just leave and read Fear.

Star Inkbright said...

:/ Okay, Ieni.

So a Kindle is good and bad. HEY, IT'S LIKE PEOPLE!!!!!!

Star Inkbright said...

*:(

I was so focused on trying to type the colon . . . Grr. :)

Star Inkbright said...

I hav no idea why I bother with fizzy drinks. I like them much better flatter. (?)

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Fizzy drinks make me hyper! I'm going to kinda be distant, becausefearitsogoodokay.

Luciana said...

http://wattpad.com/Luciana_Scath

I WILL GET THE HANG OF THIS WEBSITE

BBs, dinner!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

LUCI I MUST FAN YOU!

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Hey, Mara!!!!!!! Sendskindleninjaeroplanetacklehugs
Bye, Clover!:(

Star Inkbright said...

HI MARA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, Scáth!

I will probs just disrectionerear for dinner, so msd. :)

My mum says the whole sugar-hyper thing is a complete myth. As eating sugaryness just makes me less hungry and has no effect on my hyperness whatsoever, PLUS I worked that out way BEFORE she told me the sugar-hyper thing was a complete myth, I am inclined to completely agree.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Hey Star, Ieni and Mel!

Bye Luci! *hugs*

Luciana said...

BACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Wb Luci! :)

Oh, if you want to fan Kessie and Fabi, they're @SkuttlebugForLife and @FabienneS :)

Luciana said...

MARA WHAT IS THIS


WHY ARE PEOPLE READING SKUTTLEBUGGIA!?

Maralie Lily Charm said...

BECAUSE IT'S AWESOME

THEY PROBABLY FOUND SKUTTLEBUGGIA SOMEHOW AND SAID, "look, this is awesome!' AND READ IT.

Luciana said...

*laughs*

IT'S REALLY NOT

I JUST WANT TO FINISH THIS CHAPTER BECAUSE IT'S TO BAD ANDF YTDGH VB\[EYS

.-.

I lost part of it, too... And that would've ended it... :(

Star Inkbright said...

I think I may go off and watch Star Wars.

I rated watching it against not watching it, and I thought I might watch it, because if I don't I'll just do absolutely nothing so I might as wells . . . :/

So fours, I think!

Melica Frost said...

SORRY! I went to make cheesy pasta :)

Maralie Lily Charm said...

BUT IT REALLY IS

IT'LL BE AWESOME

Bye Star! *hugs* :(

Wb Mel!

Melica Frost said...

hey Mara!

Anonymous said...

Hello?

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Fish and chips and ice cream.
Hey, Fabiiiii!!!!!Sendskindleninjaeroplanetacklehugs

Anonymous said...

Ice creammmmmmm. Mmmmmmm. Mmmmmmm. !!!!!!.

Mmm hmm.

[is kindleninjaeroplanetacklehugged]

Hiiiiii Ieniiiiiiii!

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

It was coffee flavoured, but very niceness! For lunch I had pizza, crisps and flapjack. I've been really unhealthy today *grins* but I went running so meeeh. Anyway, I think binge eating is okay for a day.

Anonymous said...

Hmm. I haven't had dinner yet, but breakfast was french toast and kiwi-and-strawberry-and-banananana fruit salad and lunch was Udon noodle soup. :-)

You'll be fine for a day... Unless the sugar-demons attack!!!!! Jk. :-P

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Sounds good:) What's Udon noodle soup?
NOOOOOOOOO! *runs away from scary sugar monsters*

Anonymous said...

Sorry I poofed for a sec. Some jerks needed to know that messing with my sister is not a good idea. I think I creeped them out. [laughs]

Udon noodles are these big thick long Japanese (I think) noodles.

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

You could always hire me to stalk them: I'm an excellent stalker!

Wow...they sound quite cool *nods*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Back!

I spent an hour trying to download 1D apps XD

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Hey, Mara!!! Sendskindleninjaeroplanetacklehugs.
Mara, are you going to eat me for singing 1D parodies?

Anonymous said...

I think giving them a long lecture with really big words and dramatic gestures was effective enough, but thank you.

They are very cool noodles.

Hi Mara!

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Ah, big words and dramatic gestures are always the way to go *nods*

Anonymous said...

Ieni, what is/are your favorite color(s)?

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*glares at Ieni*
EVIL PARODIES

NOOOOOODLESSSS

Anonymous said...

They backed off looking perplexed, baffled and completely taken off guard. And they dropped Nel's notebook, so it was definitely a good strategy.

Anonymous said...

I am all distant-y now and writing the ded which I had maybe a little bit forgotten about.

Anonymous said...

Nooooooodlessss!

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Uh, I don't know. Blue, maybe? I don't really have a favourite colour. Does Rainbow coloured count?

Sorry, I disappeared - I went to talk to my mum and have now moved to the computer.

They amuse me, they aren't evil: they're amusing;P

NOOOOODLES!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Wbd.

Anonymous said...

Rainbow counts. [nods]

It's ok.

Noooooooooodleeeeeey noooooodleeeeeey noooodleeeeeaasss!!!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*shakes head*

Evil. Evil!

Anonymous said...

Okay, Mara.

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Yeah, well, don't some religious people call some comedy programmes 'evil' because they're silly like that?
So you worship 1D?

I'm meh about 1D but the parodies make me laugh so bad XD And going round singing them with my friend makes me so happy!

Star Inkbright said...

Despite the fact I was crying fairly frequently through the first hour because Anakin and sadness, A New Hope was awesome. Uh, duh. But it's awesome and it needed saying. :)

Maralie Lily Charm said...

If it makes you happy...

*grumbles*

I HATE TRYING TO BE NICE. :P

Melica Frost said...

IENI'S GOT A NEW FAVORITE STALKERY SONG :D Dont you?

Anonymous said...

It is awesome. [nods] Hi Star!

Star Inkbright said...

Obi-Wan: He was a very good friend of mine. *smiles sadly*

Me: *starts crying*

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

A New Hope is epic! Because...itjustisokay.

Ah, don't worry, I can't be nice XD I was just 'singing' One Way or Another on mine and Mel's Facebook conversation and then because it closed down the browser it had for some reason scrolled down to her page with one of your 1D rants XD
I think it was trying to make me feel guilty XD

Yes, I do Mel! *laughs*

Anonymous said...

Hi Mel!

Msd, I'm afraid.

Melica Frost said...

we all need a song like that though XD I was walking home from school yesterday with my friends and I ended up singing WMYB with my 1D friend as we walked home soo....

Star Inkbright said...

I kept suggesting that they should have things like heat-seeking missiles and cameras all over their . . . are they planes? I'll just call them vehicles . . . wih screens in the interior so they can see all round them, and on the Millenium Falcon they should have the computer automatically firing at the enemy whilst they just played cards or whatever, and other stuff; my mum kept explaining and explaining to me that they didn't have computers and stuff then like us now so the couldn't imagine it. :P

And they should have X-ray thngy-a-bobbins so they can just point them at walls, see through them,and so see where they're going andif anyone's there and stuffs.

Artemis Fowl has a X-ray app thing on his phone . . .

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

One Way or another, I'm going to find you I'm going to stalk you stalk you. *grins*
How is that not a incredibly stalkery song?
IT'S MY SONG!

Fabi - I just read that as 'Msd. I'm afraid' and then the first thought I had was 'Msd, I'm afraid of Ieni's stalkeryness'.
IT'S EVERYONE'S FAULT I THINK OF MYSELF LIKE THIS NOW D:

I keep finding myself singing 1D. Sometimes the actual thing, sometimes the parodies, but I always defend 1D against haters, because they normally have no good reason to hate 1D.

Darth Vader<3

Star Inkbright said...

Although as I pointed out later, they probably do hae all that stuff in the Star Wars story-world, but they probably don't have all that much MONEY and are making do with worser equpiment so they can afford stuff like rebel bases . . . X-ray thingies and heat-seeing missles must be awfully expensive, and the reels are a minority and also they probably can't buy too much wihtout risk of being killed. Because they are being hunted down to be killed and stuffs.

And the Empire, when they were sending pilots out to deal with Luke and co. when they were attacking the Death Star . . . My mum pointed out they sent very few ships and there mus be millions of people in the Death Star, and I pointed out, the didn't think they were much of a threat so didn't really panic and train all their force (force, not Force) on them. I mean, you CAN zap a fly to death with high-tech equipment, and you can go out and buy a fly swat, but it's easier to just squish it with a book. So they were just squishing the rebels with a book, never doubting that the fly was holding a tiny machine-gun that could kill you.

Makes any sense?

Star Inkbright said...

*rebels

Reels? *shakes head* Damn typos.

Star Inkbright said...

I mean, I won't be the firs to have thought out all this, but writing/saying things helps me think them. :)

Melica Frost said...

it makes TOO much sense Star :D
see if I ever get to meet you, we should have a star wars marathon...it would be so fun XD

Star Inkbright said...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE HAVE TO MEET FABI AS WELLS. :)

Plus if I tell things to people, then if there are any obvious flaws, they MIGHT tell me them. O they couldbe sensible and just not pay attention to me. :)

Han remembers me of Bartimaeus from The Bartimaeus Trilogy - sensible. XD
I mean, they both think why should I do that? That won't benefit me. And, what's in it for me? And that stuffs. I would say 'self-interested,' but that makes them sound like bad guys and they're both awesome good guys. :P

Star Inkbright said...

It's incrdible how connected the newer movies are though. I was awed over how much Anakin acted like Anakin. I mean, how mch Darth Vader acted like Anakin. Sorry, I still call him Anakin. :P

Also . . . C3P0's mind was wiped and R2's wasn't, because 3P0 ca speak to people and R2 can't. And in A New Hope, you could quite clearly see how R2 was saying and doing this because he remember Obi-Wan Anakin time (sobs), and that 3P0 was all "What? Why? Who?" becausehe'd been mind-wiped and couldn't remember. Which is just INCREDIBLE INCREDIBLE INCREDIBLE, because they made th movie without KNOWING about any of that and the mind-wipes.

It just totally blows my mind, how much they connect up . . . D:

Star Inkbright said...

Sorry. INKYNESS SHOULD SHART URP, NOW. :P

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Someone mention Star Wars marathon?
JENI THE JEDI AT YOUR SERVICE!

Melica Frost said...

AND PLUS NEW ONES ARE GOING TO BE MADE !

Melica Frost said...

OMG WE SHOULD ALL DO LE MOVIE MARATHON...but I would have to travel...meh

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

ASDFGHJKL NEW STAR WARS<3
If I'm still on here when I'm 18, which is possibly unlikely. I won't be regular with the amount of work I do.

Star Inkbright said...

On second thoughts, you can do the Star Wars marathon without me. I loathe the idea of movie marathons. The idea of sitting still for that long does not appeal to me. I mean, I know I sit in front of thecomouter for hours, but I have to be able to get up and move every now and then. D:

Watching ONE movie is more than enough, than you! I think I dislike the IDEA of sitting still for ages much more than I do ACTUALLY sitting still for ages, but still. :P

Star Inkbright said...

I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF BEFORDSHIRE AND SCOTLAND, PLUS SCÁTH IS HERE, SO YOU SHOULD ALL COME TO YORKSHIRE! :)

Star Inkbright said...

Our family has a ruling for watching TV/films. You're allowed to talk, but whenever anyone on the screen starts speaking you have to shut up until the next speechless bit. It works well. :)

Violent Spork said...

I'm going in a second but hi, and goodbye. I LOVE SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT!!! LET IT BE KNOWN!!!! :p

Jophiel said...

We all do!!!!!!!!

Melica Frost said...

guys Ieni told me to tell you she had to go :)
so from her...
BYYYEEEEEE!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*smiles*

My friend in Saudi Arabia said she'll tweet the boys during their concert and ask them to give a shout out to me... :')

Star Inkbright said...

THAT'S SO AWESOME MARA!!!!!!!!! :)

:) HI/FOURS SARLIA! :(

FOURS IENI! :(

HI DEATH! :)

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Hey Death! :) *hugs*

Bye Sarlia and Ieni! :( *hugs*



*squeals* Imagine if they said, "Hello Jane!"

I WOULD LEGIT DIE.

Jophiel said...

Sup?! I will be distant... Again... I have to comfort my little brother... My chickens killed his three week old one...

Niccolò Croatoan said...

Hello, anyone who happens to be here. Once again, I am burdening you all with my presence.

Anonymous said...

I am back, apparently.

Star, your name-picture is not being cooperative. I am not sure why I told you that.

Star Inkbright said...

HI NICCOLO!

Your presence isn't a burden . . . But I think ours is! :P

Guyzzzzzzzzz. I'm in the mood for pretending to be a character on here, so if you want me to, pick A or B. If you don't want me to, ignore this or pick C.

Anonymous said...

What if I want you to pretend to be a character, but I don't want to pick A or B? :-P

Hello, Star, Mara, Mel, Death and C. Also hi anyone else who is here.

Niccolò Croatoan said...

Pretending to be a character? Oh, that should be interesting. Hopefully said character will be significantly less annoying than yourself. Regarding letters... I'll pick whatever one is least annoying.

Star Inkbright said...

HOW DARE IT NOT BE COOPERATIVE???????????

Hey, the Co-Op in the next village has ceased to be a co-operative. I find this amusing, seeing as it's called "The Cooperative" and all.:P

Oh, right. Back on suject. Er . . . *hits name-picture with spoon* BEHAVE!

Star Inkbright said...

I'm not sure about that, Niccolo. Both of them can be pretty damn annoying. :P

Then again . . . Not sure anyone can be more annoying than me. :)

@Fabi: I didn't think of that. Pick D, I guess. :)

Anonymous said...

I'm trying a method...not sure if it'll work, though. I switched to a video ded because I'm rubbish at the words kind. xP

Anonymous said...

Okay then, D.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*screams in horror* SPOOOOOOOOOOON!

*teleports into tree* *hugs Liam*

Me: STAR HAS A SPOON D':

Liam: omg how the hell did i get here i was eating Nandos five seconds ago with Niall

Me: NIAMMMMMMM!

Liam: oh God it's a fangirl. *picks up phone* *dials number* Paul?

Me: *screams* PAULLLLLLLLL! *tackles Liam* *takes phone* Hey Pauly!

Paul: Liam are you okay your voice is high pitched.

Me: HE'S GREAT BYE. *hangs up*

Liam: Lord save me... O.O

Anonymous said...

Hmm... Ember's is also causing skips in the music. Maybe I need different music. [fiddles with things]

Niccolò Croatoan said...

I don't care for music.

Anonymous said...

Lol Mara.

I'm not surprised, C. You don't seem to care for much, of anything.

Niccolò Croatoan said...

I care for causing others pain. That's all. The only music I enjoy is comprised of tortured screams.

Niccolò Croatoan said...

Are you calling me C now?

Star Inkbright said...

*thinks of Zath* Maybe you just haven't found the right music ye, Niccolo. :)

I just love the letter Z. Every name beginning with that letter looks so awesome, so I think it must be the Z. Ez is right, you know. It is the awesomest letter of the alphabet coz it's just COOL. :)

@Mara: *laughs* *hugs* :)

Star Inkbright said...

Well, there you go then, Niccolo. :)

I'm sure my character could compose you some musc you'd love, but he sadly does not exist. :'(

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*stares at Coco*

Music is my life. I... I would have such a boring life without it.

No One Direction without music...

And now my heart hurts and my stomach feels sick and I feel like crying just thinking about it... :/

Maralie Lily Charm said...

ZAYN! *does a Niall jump in the air*

Niccolò Croatoan said...

How unfortunate for him.

Anonymous said...

How dramatic, C. And yeah, I am. Unless you prefer Coco or Crow-Dude for some weird reason.

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

I heard there was a secret call,
That David played and it pleased the Lord,
But you don't really care for music, do you?
It goes like this in fourths and fifths,
The minor fall and the major lift,
The baffled king composing hallelujah.

Wbd, on Kindle.

Music and words are my life.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I'm watching One Direction just LAUGHING and I am literally in stitches. Omfg. XD

Anonymous said...

Aw, Marjay, s'okay! I really doubt 1D is going anywhere.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Your faith was strong
But you needed prove
You saw her bathing on the roof
Her beauty and the moonlight
Overthrew you
She tied you to her kitchen chair
She broke your throne
And she cut your hair
And from your lips
She drew the hallelujah...:)

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Unless my dream comes true. . . *shudders in horror*



*proof

Anonymous said...

Hey Ninjay!

Hey everybody, I guess, 'cause I wasn't me a minute ago!


Author's note: Mantha nicknames everyone, if yours offends you or annoys you, let me know and I'll make her call you by your real name. C., you're the exception.

Star Inkbright said...

*laughs* It IS unfortunate for him. Or fortunate. Depending on how he's feeling and how you look at it.

I may toss a coin . . .

Niccolò Croatoan said...

Adamantha Snark. You've also been written into the Mevolent Collaboration. I can't say it's a pleasure to meet you.

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

That second verse always reminds me of Skulduggery and China and idontevenknowwhy D:

Hi, everyone! Sendskindleninjaeroplanetacklehugs!
Ughwhyistherediryonyjisscreen D:

Jophiel said...

*Hugs Niccolo*

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Am I missing something between you two here...?

I love the Orange line that swirls as I type the words:)

Niccolò Croatoan said...

*dodges kindleninjaeroplanetacklehug*

Anonymous said...

Equally not happy to see you, C. You kill people. Not that I don't, but, like, a lot.

And Marjay, there are too many Directionmacallits for that to happen. Wait, what was your dream, exactly?

Niccolò Croatoan said...

*blows into Death's ear* *inner ear immediately freezes*

Jophiel said...

My screen on here is very, very, very slowly moving up...

Anonymous said...

[is kindleninjaeroplanetacklehugged] Great to see you, too, Ninjay!

Author's note: Mantha Snark (written about by Fabi) and Niccolo Croatoan (written about by Aretha) are both characters in the Mevolent Collaboration. They've never actually met, though.

Jophiel said...

BRAIN FREEZE!!!!
*Puts on blue beanie that looks like Bella's from Twilight*
Yes, my mum made me one!!!! And I am actually wearing it now!
*Looks at Niccolo*
Did you die recently?

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Hey, Death! Sendskindleninjaeroplanetacklehugs!

So Niccolo is actually Aretha?

Anonymous said...

[sits back and eats miniature chocolate chip cookies]

Niccolò Croatoan said...

Aretha kept bugging me to talk to you people- she was completely convinced that every one of you is incredibly amazing, or something, and she went on this long rant about how being here would be 'a good influence'... Then she refused to eat until I agreed to interact with you people. But she's dead now...

Anonymous said...

Aretha died a few chapters ago. :-( She was cool. [nods]

Apparently before she died she told C. about this Blogland-y place, and he keeps coming here because she told him to. Also, I think he might be planning to kill some of us, but don't tell him I mentioned that.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*deep breath*

Inmydreamharryandiweredatingandiwashangingoutwithperrieandeleanoranddanielleandthenonedirectionweregoingoutforabrosnightandthehospitalcalledandtheyhadcrashedthecarandwereinacriticalconditionandwedroveasfastaswecouldbutweweretoolate... D'X *sobs*

Jophiel said...

*Gets kindleninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
Hi leni!!

Star Inkbright said...

Hello. I am called Ezmeralda. You may cal me Ezmeralda. NOT Ez. Are we crystal?

I'm not in the MC, but I know what it is . . . My friend Hunter told m I had to read it, because "it's awesome." I read a few sentences of the introduction . . . Then I had to go and do something and never got back to it. Hunter forgot about it after ten minutes or so.

Niccolò Croatoan said...

In all seriousness (outside of the storyline in Blogland) Aretha's mind works in strange ways. When she creates a character (she also calls us muses), that character gains its own completely separate thoughts and personality. She actually spends a good amount of time talking to us inside her head, and we respond- sometimes we talk to her randomly throughout the day, even if she doesn't instigate a conversation. Only her strongest muses are able to do that, however. When she writes, she isn't even in control of her plots- her muses take over and write through her. Often she has no idea where her stories are going, or what is happening in them at the current moment, either. Anyway, I ended up being the strongest muse Aretha's had so far, so she gave me- in a way- a separate form of existence, either as an outlet because I started to become overwhelming, or just because she died and still wanted some contact with all of you, even if it's indirect. So that's why I'm here. If anyone bothered to read this. It is rather obnoxiously long.

Jophiel said...

Niccy, she died because she starved herself...

@Mara: Aw! I'm sorry!!!!

Star Inkbright said...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, NO ONE DIRECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can put up with them, but it's just more amusing to pretend I can't. :)

Why is my profile picture this? *glares*

Niccolò Croatoan said...

Adamantha, you do realize I can read what you write here, don't you? So the whole "I think he might be planning to kill some of us, but don't tell him I mentioned that" is unnecessary...

Anonymous said...

[Hug-squashes Marjay]

Aww, that had to hurt. It'll never happen though. Most accidents aren't so bad they would kill five people at once. Uh, not that it would be much better if three of them died, but...

Author's note: [hugs Mara] Sorry, Mantha isn't the best one for comforting stuff...

Jophiel said...

So... You are alive because Ari made you alive...

*Hugs Niccy again because ear has unfrozen*
HUGGLES!!!!

Niccolò Croatoan said...

Hello, Ezmeralda. I never give people nicknames anyway. They're usually an indicator of some level of affection, which I feel for no one, much less anyone here.

Jophiel said...

That is why I am calling you Niccy!!! I love you Niccy!!!!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I woke up crying. *nods sadly*

It was horrible...


*is distant*

Anonymous said...

I don't care a fig, C.

Hi Ezmeralda!

Niccolò Croatoan said...

*shifts into boa constrictor* *curls around Death's neck increasingly tightly*

Jophiel said...

*Give Mara a bigger hug*
I'm so sorry!!

Niccolò Croatoan said...

I'm assuming 'Ari' is the nickname all of you came up with for Aretha?

Jophiel said...

I have two pet snakes Niccy!
*Grabs out a dagger from shoe and starts sawing his head off*

Jophiel said...

Yep! As you are C. or Coco (name of my puppy dog!!!!!!!!) or Niccy!!

Niccolò Croatoan said...

*heals self* *continues to tighten around Death's neck*

Jophiel said...

*Facepalms and glares at Niccy's tail*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*electrocutes Coco* *drags Death away* *hugs back* *puts Coco back around Death's neck* *laughs at Niall's laugh*

Anonymous said...

I dedicate this page to Glitter Ninja (B-J), Aretha, Mycroft and his umbrella, Little Mix, One Direction and my ded hopefully being on the page I'm dedicating.

Jophiel said...

*Pouts at Mara*
You could have just kept it off me... *mouthed*

Anonymous said...

The animation will have to wait.

Jophiel said...

*Starts singing 'I'm being swallowed by a Boa Constrictor*'*

Niccolò Croatoan said...

So, anyone who thinks of one first can dedicate a new page of text?

Niccolò Croatoan said...

*shifts into crow* *flies away from death and lands on a tree branch*

Anonymous said...

It's whoever gets the first comment, C. In this case, moi.

Now back to the animation thingy Fabi started and I have to finish. Hopefully it'll be in time to use for this page.

Jophiel said...

I'm being swallowed by a boa constrictor
I'm being swallowed by a boa constrictor
I'm being swallowed by a boa constrictor
And I don't like it very much

Oh no (oh no) he swallowed my toe (he swallowed my toe)

I'm being swallowed by a boa constrictor
I'm being swallowed by a boa constrictor
I'm being swallowed by a boa constrictor
And I don't like it very much

Oh me (oh me) he swallowed my knee (he swallowed my knee)

I'm being swallowed by a boa constrictor
I'm being swallowed by a boa constrictor
I'm being swallowed by a boa constrictor
And I don't like it very much

Oh fiddle (oh fiddle) he's up to my middle (he's up to my middle)

I'm being swallowed by a boa constrictor
I'm being swallowed by a boa constrictor
I'm being swallowed by a boa constrictor
And I don't like it very much

Oh heck (oh heck) he swallowed my neck (he swallowed my neck)

I'm being swallowed by a boa constrictor
I'm being swallowed by a boa constrictor
I'm being swallowed by a boa constrictor
And I don't like it very much

Oh dread, he's up to my (slurp gulp)

Jophiel said...

*Looks at Niccy*
Ever played target practice?
*Grins evilly*

Anonymous said...

The last page was dedicated because Fabrina got first and decided to try to do one of her really long video dedication project things, but she has a thing against dedicating a page once it's been filled, so she stole the iPod and dedicated it last minute.

Star Inkbright said...

@Niccolo: That or an indicator that the nicknamer likes annoying people.

@Maralie: Hunter said a few billion times that "imagination is a horrible thing. It gives you fear, because you IMAGINE the possibilities you are afraid of. And fear leads to anger and anger leads to hate and hate leads to the dark side, so the easiest way to avoid pain is never to imagine; however, you give up so much with your imagination. The pain is worth it." Then again, he LIKES pain, so I wouldn't listen to him. Actually, I wouldn't listen to him anyway, he's a lunatic.

My advice is - everybody you love is going to die someday. It's harsh, but the truth is, and softening it won't take it away. You've got to be prepared to deal with the pain. Not loving people is a good option, but you get so much from loving people. To not love is not not live. Yes, I'm quoting Hunter again.

(THIS IS STAR: *hugs Mara* OMGG THAT'S AWFUL. D:
It was just a dream. Just a dream, okay? *reasurring smile*)

Anonymous said...

[laughs
This is getting interesting!

Niccolò Croatoan said...

Why would I want to swallow your toe? Or any of you, for that matter? This is part of why I don't like music...

Star Inkbright said...

Why is nearly everyone so childish? I'm dying from lack of sensiblity.

I came here to ESCAPE silliness.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

HARRY LET ME LOVE YOU DX

NIALL WHY CAN'T I BE YOUR PRINCESS *eats pizza and sobs*

OMFG LIAM'S DOING A TWITCAM OMFG OMFG - oh. i don't have a twitter.
Oh for Flack's sake.

LOUIS Y U GOT SOME NICE BUM?!

ZAYN TWEETED LOLWHUT? ZAYN NEVER TWEETS LMFAO.

Jophiel said...

It is an awesome song!!!
*Starts singing 'I'm being followed by a Moonshadow'*
Thank God for Cat Stevens!!!!

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