Friday, March 1, 2013

Book Eight

And the title of Book Eight IS...

Actually hold on, we'll get to that in a moment. I have another 15 minutes before I have to post this entry, at 9 PM, and I'm going to use that 15 minutes, dammit. Because I did things today! Things that deserve to be blogged about!

Well, I did ONE thing that deserves to be blogged about. This afternoon I interviewed Steven Moffat, head of all things Doctor Who and Sherlock, on stage at Trinity College, Dublin. I'm pretty sure it wasn't recorded, though, so you're just going to have to take my word for how brilliantly it went. I've never interviewed anyone before— I'm used to being the one interviewed— so it was very interesting to sit in the other chair for a change.

Mr Moffat turned out to be everything I'd hoped he would be— he's a nice guy and he's FUNNY. It was such an informal, casual conversation that it made asking him questions a breeze. I love the shows he makes, as did everyone there, and it was so cool to be able to talk to him about them and not feel like  a total nerd.

And for those of you who are wondering, yes, I DID ask him for Karen Gillan's phone number. NO, he did not give it to me. But I think I broke him down sufficiently that all it'll take is one more chance encounter, and then wa-heyyyyy!

Ahem.


Okay, I now have seven minutes until I have to post this entry.


Oh, I'll be doing two publicity events in Ireland on March the 7th. At 10:30 AM in the Riverbank Theatre in Kildare I'll be interviewing (because I do it SO well) Alex Barclay on stage about her new book Curse of Kings.

Later that day, back in Easons in O'Connell Street at 6 PM, Alex and I will be doing... er... some sort of event. We haven't a clue WHAT we'll be doing, to be honest, but it'll be brilliant, and it'll be funny. I swear. Probably.

At both events, we'll be signing whatever you want signed.


Two minutes!


Okay then, here we go. This title has been in my head for years. EVERYTHING in the series has been leading up to Books Eight and Nine, and this is really where it all starts to build to the (hopefully epic) conclusion.

Prepare yourself for horror! Tragedy! Hilarity! Fights! Blood! Quips! Magic! Everything that makes life worth living!

Ladies and gentlemen, coming at the very end of August, I give you

Skulduggery Pleasant: Last Stand of Dead Men.


4,979 comments:

  1. Closest I've been to the top, Ever, 5th.

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  2. I'm not sure what I think of this title...

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  3. Aww yis. Dead men. WHICH MEANS WE MIGHT SEE GHASTLYS MAMA.

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  4. Omg Derek I'm crying. Dead men.

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  5. NONNONONONONONNONONONO YOU VCANT DO THIS DEREK YOU CANTTTT

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  6. ...I think I want to cry now.
    Why does it have to be Last Stand of Dead Men. Why can't it be second last or something.

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  7. That sounds ... scarily final, for at least some of those Dead Men. :-|

    But it's an awesome title!

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  8. Also Derek. That was like, 54 seconds late, I am dissapointed. /Shuns/

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  9. I think my feels all died already.

    DAMN YOU DEREK

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  10. AWESOME TITLE!!!

    But I don't want them to die :(

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  11. *the name sinks into her brain*

    WHAT THE MFH DEREK. IF YOU MAKE MY CRY, I WILL CRY. AND IT WILL SUCK SO BAD

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  12. help me i can't

    this isn't okay

    please help me

    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TELL ME THE DEAD MEN WILL BE ON THE COVER

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  13. i am now questioning whether it should be "the last stand of the dead men", "the last stand of dead men" or "last stand of the dead men"

    DEREK Y U INC RIDDLE

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  14. OH MY GOODNESS DEREK! I can't wait! That is such an AWESOME title :D

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  15. Last stand?

    Of THE dead men?

    Derek just hates us.

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  16. WELL COLOUR ME EXCITED! Derek I swear to God if you kill off Vex Or anyone Dead Men well I'll *waves fist in a threatening manner* actually I'm jolly excited XD

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  17. They're all going to die.
    We all know it, deep down inside, that Derek's gonna kill them all.

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  18. I bet you hes watching us...waiting...and laughing...

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  19. DEREK YOU ARE GOING TO KILL MY SOUL WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING WITH MY FEELINGS RIGHT NOW

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  20. the last stand?!! the LAST??!

    I DONT EVEN

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  21. I feel like its necisarry to punch something...like a tree...but I wont...

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  22. I agree with Mel. I also think he's eating cookies or something. Maybe popcorn, while we suffer from not-knowingness.

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  23. Derek. I warned you. If you do ANYTHING to Ghastly...

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  24. *curls up into a ball of despair*

    WHY
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    WHY
    NO YOU CAN NOT DO THIS. I SCRATCH MY TWEET FROM EARLIER.

    THE DOCTOR HAS TWO HEARTS BECAUSE YOU GAVE HIM YOURS

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  25. OH MY GOD, YEAAAH! Derek, that's perfect!

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  26. LAST stand that doesn't sound good for the dead men.

    I'm now even more exited for it than I was before.

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  27. You know what? He's probably going to bring Tanith back, and then Ghastly dies. Thats what he'll do.

    Just to be evil.

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  28. [Blinks] Well, that was bad timing on my mom's part. She doesn't seem to understand that I have to be there for the announcing of the title of the next super-awesome book in the super-awesome series.

    So that's the mysterious and elusive title. I must say it has totally shocked me.

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  29. Derek you made me cry, shame on you.

    But i still love you for what you're doing.

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  30. DEREK I HATE YOU. I GOT SO WORKED UP MY EYEBROW BAR FELL OUT.

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  31. just an emotional wreck b/c you can just tell one of them will die

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  32. IF HE KILLS VEX HE WILL HAVE AN ARMY OF FANGIRLS READY TO KILL HIM

    BUT HE WOULD, WOULDN'T HE.

    BUT LAST STAND OF DEAD MEN MAKES ME THING SKUL IS GOING TO DIE

    HELP
    H E L P
    HELPHELPHELP

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  33. Can I just say, that theres a voice in the back of my head saying "last stand of dead men doesnt sound correct" but ohh well I wont question Dereks logic.

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  34. Miss are you glad you got up so early now?

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  35. And now I will be running around screaming "The Last Stand of the Dead Men! Aaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiieeeeeeeee!!!!!!"

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  36. *stares Derek in the eye*
















    You are a DEAD MAN to me.

    *cracks up at her joke*

    Too soon???

    :D

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  37. YES, I AM GLAD I GOT UP ST 5AM :D
    Derek, you basically made me get up.

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  38. Adra. What you said about the hearts....

    I am laughing so hard. But internally. Because I'm in a library.

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  39. When I get up, (I'm in bed under the covers) I'll be running around the screaming Dead Dead Men.
    Because it will happen.

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  40. I think it will grow on me, just like Jenna louis coleman did...

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  41. OH GOD DEREK I JUST DIED.
    NO I CANNOT.
    NOPE.

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  42. I was here on my phone. I left early so I could be here in time. So, naturally, I was ten minutes late.

    Awesome title Derek, can't wait!

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  43. Impressive. 77 comments in 12 minutes.

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  44. *falls onto the pavement like John Watson*


    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Zaf.... If Derek kills some of mah Dead Men... Then we are SO dying also.

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  45. Derek why?! NoT THE DEAD MEN. OH GOD RAVEL DEX GHASTLY SKULDUGGERY SHUDDER NONO NO STOP RIGHT NOW

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  46. I can now put the title on my countdown chart. I did just have book 8 written but now it will be complete.

    Ah Derek you had us all exited and then you told us the title and we're all so much more exited.

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  47. It's not fair we still have to wait another nearly 6 months.

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  48. I will now try to list the Dead Men in order of favorites. Not counting Skulduggery or Ghastly of course. Because they would break the list.


    Wait, no this could be used against me.

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  49. Derek, please not the dead men. ANYONE BUT THE DEAD MEN.

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  50. I can't believe you got to meet Steven! I'm uber jealous! 'The Empty Child' was the scariest DW episode I remember, and don't even get me started on 'Let's Kill Hitler'.

    ...

    Oh, nice title, by the way, and excuse me for my Doctor Who fan girling. :3

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  51. Now I don't know whether to keep crying or be excited or freak out or what?! I'm just doing them all at once!

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  52. Derek Landy please don't kill any of the dead men please.

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  53. I'M IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION!!!!!

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  54. OMG Awesome! ut if Skulduggery dies i will freak the f*ck out!

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  55. 'Don't kill the Dead Men'
    Anyone else see the irony in this?

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  56. O MAI GAWD...
    *Lies on floor* I need to lie down.....

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  57. GAHHHHHH ME TOO!!!!!


    I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO FEEEELLLLLL


    i know that sadness is one of them though...

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  58. Ive met Mr Moffat, everything Derek says about him is correct, but when you look at him theres a sense of evil lurking behind his eyes...and he is also uber sarcastic :)

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  59. Cannot wait! Gonna be soooo good.
    Do you have dates for your April tour yet? X

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  60. EVERYONE JUST LIE ON TE BLOGLAND FLOOR AND PRETEND TO BE DEAD>


    DEREK MIGHT RECONSIDER HIS CHOICES.

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  61. And Robin, I so see the irony, man I love it

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  62. Wow over 100 comments in 20 minutes.
    That must be some sort of record.

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  63. [Dramatic death as title sinks in]

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  64. Tehehe. Dead men. Aptly named perhaps. *grins*

    Anyone would think Derek was a mass murderer looking at these comments.

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  65. ....Now everyone is lying on the floor because of me...WOW...
    And Jubi, is that profile pic what I think it is from?

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  66. Am I really that influential? I make everyone on Blogland DIE????

    :O

    *imagines Valkyrie, standing over Skulduggery's grave*

    Val: "Um. Hm. You... you told me once that you weren't a hero. Um. There were times that I didn't even think you were human. But let me tell you this, you were the best man and the most human.... human being that I have ever known, and no one will ever convince me that you told me a lie. And so... there. I was so alone and I owe you so much. Please, there's just one more thing. One more thing. One more miracle, Ghastly, for me. Don't be... dead. Would you do that, just for me? Just stop it, stop this..."

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  67. Wow. There are SO many people on.

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  68. I put an arrest warrant by the American Sanctuary

    ADRA SEE TO HIS IMMEDIATE ARREST

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  69. Maybe someone should tweet Derek to come see us dead in Blogland...

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  70. Moffat. That is cool. You might have to tell us more about the things you asked him, I'm curious.


    Everyone still dead?

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  71. Good idea miss it can't be me though cause I'm not on twitter.

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  72. NO
    NOPE
    NU-HUH
    LANDY IF YOU KILL SKULDUGGERY I WILL SWIM ACROSS THE ATLANTIC OCEAN JUST TO PERSONALLY BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF YOU
    AND IF YOU KILL EITHER GASTLY OR TANITH IN THE MIDDLE OF BATTLE AFTER TANITH SOMEHOW GETS HER REMNANT REMOVED I WILL PERSONALLY SLAY YOU WITH A BIG STICK
    DO YOU HEAR ME?!?!










    ._.
    Can't you just change it to A Very Nice Picnic or Skulduggery Goes Camping?
    A title that DOESN'T promise death to our favorite characters?

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  73. Adra, you've brought tears to my eyes.

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  74. Apparently so. *pulls Robin down* *whispers* I just told Derek on twitter that everyone here is dead.

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  75. Adra, I know a sertain scene which has something similar to that

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  76. Yep robin I think everyone's still dead I am anyway.
    *goes back to being dead on the floor*

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  77. Am I the only one that isn't sure about this title?

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  78. LOL Calidae, it's a Sherlock quote.


    #Reichenfeels


    MY SHERLOCK POSTER KEEPS FALLING DOWN

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  79. *goes back to being deeeead, on the floor of Bloglaaaaand*

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  80. I WANTS DR WHO, SHERLOCK AND SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT POSTER (;_;)

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  81. I'm alive. I can't wait for the bloglander appearances. I'll be grinning the whole time.

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  82. Adra?

    You said it was Skulduggery's grave, but Val said Ghastly.

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  83. Hang on...


    IDEA HERE>



    WHAT IF BOOK NINE IS CALLED "AND DARKNESS RAINED UPON THEM"????

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  84. I have 3 DW posters, 2 SP posters, and an Avengers poster. :3
    I need a Hunger Games poster, thoughhhh.

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  85. Adra, I know its a sherlock quote. My LIFE is sherlock. And Doctor who. and Skulduggery.

    Which is why I practically died when I found out that Derek and Steven Moffat were in the SAME ROOM.

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  86. Thats a GENIUS idea, adra.

    You are GENIUS.

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  87. IF BOOK 9 IS CALLED "AND THE DARKNESS RAINED UPON THEM", MY FAN-GIRLING WILL REACH NEW HEIGHTS.

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  88. Um... My mind was arseways. I was going to make it Skul-Ghast but then decided not to... And changed it. Not ALL, apparently

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  89. Hmmmm So it would be "Skulduggery Pleasant and darkness rained upon them"?

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  90. Becky and I have been saying that book 9 should be called that from book 1 release, Adra.

    And the last line of it should be "Magic."

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  91. I know, Derek and Moffat are probably brothers from different mothers.

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  92. I think I mite get started on my Wholock fanfic

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  93. Just hold on a second while I burst my parents eardrums....




    Okay, think I'm fini-



    Nope, now I'm finished. Ohhhhh My Godddd!

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  94. OMG GOD GUYS.
    Derek I know your looking at the blog. twitter told me.

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  95. Oh Zaf, I will miss your explosions when you're DEAD.

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  96. *cracks up* LOL GLEE!!!!!!!


    Perhaps just: Skulduggery Pleasant: Darkness Rained Upon them...

    Or


    And Darkness Rained Upon Them. And feelings.

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  97. OMFGG.
    DEREK TWEETED MY REACTION. THE SECOND LAST STAND OF THE DEAD MEN ONE. *dies*

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  98. does anyone else feel slightly weird now that hes watching us...?

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  99. *Stares into darkness* We know your there....don't hide with the vasta narada

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  100. Yes melica it's weird to know that he's watching us but not saying anything.

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  101. HI DEREK!!
    We know you're there...

    I don't know if I should go back to sleep. I probably won't.

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  102. Where do you get your explosives from, Zaf?

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  103. DON'T BE EDWARD, DEREK


    Dedward?

    DEADWARD?

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  104. My Dad almost crashed the car because I squealed so loud.

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  105. OMG ARE WE DOING DOCTOR WHO REFRENCES NOW BECAUSE IF WE ARE...

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  106. HI DEREK! =-) I SO wanted to go to the imagine festival thing but I couldn't. =-(

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  107. Mel......
    If we must



    WIBBLY WOBBLY TIMEY WIMEY

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  108. THERE BETTER BE SHERLOCK REFERENCES, TOO.

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  109. Zaf don't explode Ireland I'm in Irel----*is now exploded thank you Zaf for exploding me*

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  110. My mum grounded me last time I squealed because of SP.

    It was totally worth it.

    Now, every time Derek blogs about something like this, I have to go to my room and read it on my phone, and bite my lower lip so I don't screech/squeal/get hyper.

    It's still worth it.

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  111. THIS IS MY TIMEY-WIMEY DETECTOR!

    IT GOES DING WHEN THERE'S STUFF!

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  112. dereks making my head pound like the drum in the masters head...
    *laughs*

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  113. I CAN'T SQUEAL YET. D:
    It's 20 to 6 in the morning...

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  114. Derek will probably accept full blame.

    He did when I screeched. He told me to tell my mum to blame him.

    She laughed at that.

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  115. OMGOMGOMGOGMGOGMGOGMOGMREHSVIHJZDIPYVHSUIZP

    http://www.johnwatsonblog.co.uk/blog/07february

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  116. derek, i will !@#$%^& kill you if you kill off the dead men.
    that said...

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  117. ....


    Please come to America, Derek.


    *whispers*
    Please

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  118. AUSSIE NINJA STALKER.
    I saw in one of Derek's tweets something about signings for the first 3 weekends of September...

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  119. AND THUS
    http://www.thescienceofdeduction.co.uk/

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  120. River: There. Parked her right along side.

    Doctor: Parked? You havent even landed!

    River: Yes I have. I just did.

    Doctor: But... it didnt make the noise...

    Yu know, the * imitates the tardis noise, sounding like he's choking *

    River: Its not supposed to make that noise. YOU just leave the breaks on.

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  121. I HAVE FOUND THE BLOGS OF JAWN & SHERLOCK

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  122. I have my book somewhere in the land of mail

    One book will be signed

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  123. Bye Robin!

    *is trying to decide whether it's worth staying or not*

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  124. lol Calidae....

    DEREK IS DELIBERATELY IGNORING ME ON TWITTER.

    Maybe it was because I said he gave his heart to the Doctor...


    *grovels*

    I"M SORRY

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  125. Wow. That is an AWESOME title :)
    Y'know, this is actually the first time I've gotten to comment on the first page. I need to check my feeds more :)

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  126. derek is talking to me now...its weird...

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