Saturday, February 23, 2013

Imagine

Ah, Minions... you weirdos...

The event at the Imagine Festival in London went very well, as I thought it would. It was the second time I was on stage talking about the movies that had influenced the books— the first time was last year, at the Mountains to the Sea Festival in Dublin.

The place was packed out and the response was fantastic. Afterwards I signed for about three hours, seeing a lot of familiar (worryingly familiar) faces in the queue... It was all so much fun, and I want to thank everyone who turned up.

For those of you who couldn't make it, here are the trailers we showed... and here are the trailers— because of age restrictions— we COULDN'T show...


Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

The whole Indiana Jones series has been a huge inspiration to me (except perhaps the fourth film.. ahem...) in terms of sheer fun and adventure and character. Jones is a perfect hero because, bizarrely, he rarely succeeds... Look at the first film, Raiders of the Lost Ark, and count how many times he messes up. He loses the idol, he loses Marian, he loses the Ark, he loses Marian (again), his bluff is called, he's captured... The guy never wins. But he NEVER gives up. And that's what makes him a hero.

I said none of this to Steven Spielberg when I met him, of course. I just started grinning.

But for the first book, this is exactly the kind of vibe I was going for. Fun, fantastic, and faintly frightening.

Another film that influenced the first book, and the series as a whole, is this one...


Big Trouble in Little China was a film that confused the hell out of me when I first saw it as a kid. I saw Kurt Russell and thought, okay, here we have the big strong American hero who has all the tough guy lines... and then he proceeds to bumble his way through the entire film. This is a guy who fights the bad guys at the end, totally unaware that he has lipstick smeared over his mouth.

It was only when I saw it again, years later, that I got the joke and I realised just how fantastic this film really is.

Playing With Fire is my monster movie. The Grotesquery, made up of parts of so many other creatures, is my Frankenstein's monster.


Every Saturday night I'd stay up after my folks had gone to bed, and I'd watch the old black and white Universal horrors, all the stuff from RKO... I don't know why I loved horror movies from such a young age, don't know what it was about me that responded so well, but I ABSORBED these things.


The Faceless Ones, I always say, is my whodunnit- it's my mystery book. Batu, after all, is the man behind the scenes, pulling all the strings. But this is also the first time we see the Faceless Ones themselves, which were inspired by the Cthulu stories by HP Lovecraft. The wonderful Hellboy comic is inspired by Lovecraft also, as you can see in the trailer for the movie adaptation...


(Oh, and also? Hellboy 2? They KIND of stole something from Skulduggery. Check out the poster and see if anything seems... familiar...)


(Ahem. Moving on...)

Dark Days is my revenge flick. You can't beat a good revenge flick, you really can't, and I jammed so much into this book. We have Tanith torture, we have Moloch and his vampires, we have Scapegrace becoming a zombie, we have the first real mention of Darquesse (even though she'd been in my plans from the very start) and we have the chapter entitled "Mid-Afternoon of the Dead".

Now, I could show the trailer to Night of the Living Dead, or Dawn of the Dead, or Day of the Dead, or the first two Evil Dead movies... but instead I'll show the trailer to Army of Darkness, the third Evil Dead film by Sam Raimi, and one of my favourite movies of all time...


Mortal Coil is my Invasion of the Bodysnatchers. It's my The Thing. It's the book where the Remnants run wild, and you can't trust the people you know, because they may not be the people you know anymore... Behold the glory of the hairstyles of the 1970s, and one of the most terrifying films I'd ever seen...


The Thing is the second John Carpenter/Kurt Russell film on my list, and it's here because it deserves to be. A masterclass in tension. If you're old enough, watch it... and watch it ALONE.


And in the chapter "By The Sword", we get one of my many nods to wonderful movies such as The Princess Bride. This one is pretty blatant. See if you can spot it in the middle of this, one of the greatest sword fights ever put onto celluloid...


Death Bringer is my superhero story. Between this and KOTW, the whole secret identity thing really starts to become a major issue, and this is the first book where we have a fight between two people who are powerful enough to punch each other through buildings... just like in Superman 2...


And this is also the book where Val gets attacked by that guy in her house. For me, this is the book where I switched from "realistic martial arts" to "realistic fighting", both in my writing and my own training. Take a look at my darling Gina Carano in Haywire...


And now we arrive at Kingdom of the Wicked, my science fiction story, where we have unsuspecting teenagers suddenly gifted with amazing powers, and we watch as it corrupts them. For this, Akira was a huge influence.


And it was also an influence on Chronicle, the trailer we showed at the festival. I THOROUGHLY recommend this movie.


And because it was science fiction, I felt completely justified in slipping in a nod to a certain Doctor...


We ALSO have a werewolf scene, which I did my best to link to the transformation in An American Werewolf in London. I'm not going to show that clip here, because it contains some brief nudity, but if one or two of you were to search for it, you would find that changing into a werewolf is a lot more painful than it appears in Twilight...

And SPEAKING of Twilight, how could I forget the debt I owe it for certain aspects of Death Bringer? So here we are, the trailer. Oh, be warned- one case of swearing at the very beginning.


And to top it all off, a massive influence on my writing...



And now I'm going to watch Ronda Rousey defend her UFC title against Liz Carmouche, in the FIRST women's event the UFC has ever held. In Ronda's own words, it is on like Donkey Kong...


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Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

FIRST

Anonymous said...

2nd

Anonymous said...

3rd as well

Mayan said...

Tom Baker (4ish) Byees!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

OH GOD, I FORGOT MY PICTURE.


DAMMIT.



Anyway, I laughed at the fact that you put Twilight up there.

DOCTOR WHOOOOOOOO! I LOVE THAT SCENE!



AND BUFFY! Buffy makes me want to write. Really badly. But if I write, I can't watch the screen, so...



ALSO, YOU REALLY NEED TO POST YOUR TOUR DATES AND YOU REALLY NEED TO EMAIL ME.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Princess Bride scene is amazing.

Robin Snowscar said...

Hai

Robin Snowscar said...

That honest trailer... I am wetting myself.

Niamhy Jay said...

OMG DEREK GET ON HERE!!

THAT IS A LONG POST WITH A LOT OF TRAILERS!!!

Niamhy Jay said...

Also,


WHAT IS BOOK 8 CALLED?!?!

YOU SAID YOU WOULD ANNOUNCE IT THIS MONTH!!!

Niamhy Jay said...

And lastly,

HI EVERYONE!!

Star Inkbright said...

Dunno what number I am, but I always read the post before commenting, and I never notice the post first, so this is very high up for me! :)

Star Inkbright said...

HI NJ!!!!

Niamhy Jay said...

Hey Star!!

Been a while! How're you?!

*hugs*

Star Inkbright said...

Has been a while! :(

I'm . . . *considors* I'm meh, I suppose. :)

Niamhy Jay said...

I haven't been on as much,
GCSE's are hard. :/

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Right then, here's my better pic. It's Fletcherless. YAY.

Star Inkbright said...

Oh, so Inkyness got twelf comment?

Twelf like an elf.

. . . I'm spelling twelf wrong, aren't I? . . .

I have mind blanks like this sometimes. *shrugs*

MSD!!!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

It's twelveth, Star...

Star Inkbright said...

@Ivy: *laughs*

NJ: -_- Nearly everyone stops coming on coz school work. I'm dreading the day it's me . . .

Robin Snowscar said...

Gotta go bai

Star Inkbright said...

No, it's twelth. I think. Yeah, twelth.

When I write the comment it has this odd font, so I can't tell my mistakes as easy. When I posted the comment and looked at it in a better font, I remembered how to spell it and I knew for defin. twelf looked wrong.

However, the remembering how to spell it was probably just a concidence . . .

My brain remembers and forgets the oddest things.

Niamhy Jay said...

GCSE's suck.
They make me want to punch a wall until I break my hand so I have a legitimate reason for not being able to do the work... :P

Niamhy Jay said...

Bye Robin!!

Star Inkbright said...

*smiles*

FOURS, ROBIN! :(

Star Inkbright said...

GCSEs should be eaten by Ieniness . . .

Niamhy Jay said...

They bore the hell out of me. I wish I was in primary school again

Luciana said...

These blogposts are my favourites.

And the way each book has a different... Theme? Oh Golden God, it's genius. It's yet another thing I adore about the Skulduggery books - not one other series is quite this amazing. I love it. :)

Niamhy Jay said...

Hey Luce!!
*hugs*
How're you??

Star Inkbright said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AVhKt4eJUw

It's so sad when the best lyrics vid you can find has terrible sound quality . . .

Star Inkbright said...

Hey Scathles. :)

Unknown said...

hey everybody

Dragonheart said...

A certain Doctor. Definately my favorite on the list. (I can't wait for March 30).
Oh and hey people!

Unknown said...

hey

Unknown said...

May I just say, Derek, your taste in movies is G L O R I O U S.
It makes me curious as to what games you like, too. And if you read manga/watch anime... I mean, you mistook my character for L in London, so I guess that means you read/watch Death Note..? :D

Niamhy Jay said...

Hey Kaleb!
Nice to meet you :)

*shakes hand*

Unknown said...

Also; HELLO EVERYONE~ *Waves*

Dragonheart said...

So wait, Derek is revealing the title this month, right?

Luciana said...

Hello. :)

I'm in a funny mood... I don't exactly know what mood it is... You?

Star Inkbright said...

*Scáthles

Unknown said...

hey mav also nice to meet you

*returns hand shake*

Niamhy Jay said...

Hello Sophie!
Nice to meet you!! :)

*Shakes hand*

@Dragonheart: He said he was... so, hopfully.
And Hi!!
Nice to meet you!! :)

*shakes hand*

Star Inkbright said...

Hi Kaleb, Sophie, Dragonheart. :)

If you're all stayers.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Sophie, are you dressed as Springheeled Jack? It looks a bit like it...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

No word of Derek? O.O

Luciana said...

Sophiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeee c:

Unknown said...

hey star, sophie and val

Niamhy Jay said...

HEY ZAF!!
*hugs*
How're you?!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I'm stuck wearing a skirt today because my jeans are in the wash, and my mum pointed out the fact that my legs are so pale they're whiter than the carpet. Which is basically white.

AND THUS, MY CHARACTER IVY'S SKIN COLOUR MAKES SENSE.

Star Inkbright said...

No word of Derek, Zaffles.

Sorry, I'm not being very social and communitive and hyper. I'm all flat. :)

All you new people should meet me on better days. *nods*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Every time I refresh the page I start laughing at picture on the top. It's hilarious.

Unknown said...

better days?

*tilts heads, looks confused*

Star Inkbright said...

I don't have skirts, apart from school skirts.

I'm so odd. Out of school, I refuse to wear skirts and just wear trousers. In school, I refuse to wear trousers and just wear skirts. :)

I wouldn't mind making a lyrics playlist for Nine Inch Nails. *frowns thoughtfully*

Luciana said...

WAIT

DEREK KNOWS WHO L IS

OMG

Derek just got a million times more perfect
If that's even possible

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*hugs NJ*

It actually took me ovef an hour to load into Bloglad due to Derek so kindly putting WAY too many videos for my ipod to handle

Star Inkbright said...

*shrugs* Mostly, I'm more happy and insane and ME. I've got better as the conversation has gone on, but I was just being all plain and full-stoppy and I was like, oh dear, not good first impression. XD

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I hate skirts, but I have them for emergencies. Like when I'm out of trousers.

Niamhy Jay said...

Aww Zaffy
*hugs*

Star Inkbright said...

*laughs*

I may have mentioned this before, but I love Disturbed.

Luciana said...

The tremor in my hand is still here.

They said it would have disappeared by now...

Hmm...

*frowns*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Thiugh I hoped to speak to Derek

And NJ i wrote a list of what I want to say in April in case I manage to completely forget what i planned to say

Star Inkbright said...

:/

What kind of temor, Scáth?

Unknown said...

derek join us, join usss

*bows*

Star Inkbright said...

*wonders whether to change profile pic back or not*

Unknown said...

OOPS, GOT SIDE-TRACKED. But yes, hello everyone! C:

And no, Valkyrie V, not Springheeled Jack XD I'm dressed as Undertaker from the anime/manga 'Black Butler' :D

Niamhy Jay said...

Awesome Zaf!!
Zaf, if Derek comes on will you ask him on my behalf that question I have been asking him for ages and he has yet to give me a definitive answer??


I am going to go to bed now. Night guys!!
*hugs*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Lol we're meowing at Derek on Twitter

*grins*

Evil genius plan number one in action

Luciana said...

They thought it was anxiety...

But said it would go soon.

Yet, I'm getting worse.

:/

Brb, going to take some meds.

Star Inkbright said...

:( FOURS NJ!!!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Of course NJ i will gladly

*takes out chainsaw*

Star Inkbright said...

:/

That's not good. I hope it goes away soon . . .

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I hope so too Luce!

*sits with chainsaw waiting for Derek*

Unknown said...

CHAINSAW WOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!

Unknown said...

Naww, Luciana ;w; *Hugs* I hope you feel better

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*laughs*

Watch him come on telling me he doesnt trust me with sharp objects

Maybe I'll explode Ronda THAT may get his attention

Star Inkbright said...

@Zaf: *laughs*

Unknown said...

im sure it will

Luciana said...

Back.

I should be a little better in ten/twenty minutes. At least my headache will go away, and possibly the tremor... *decides to eat sugary foods*

Unknown said...

Hey Derek, you still have that picture of Skul in a bikini, right? :D You didn't just burn it as soon as I left, did you? Eheheh

AND OH GOD. IF YOU EVER READ MY BOOK...I MAY JUST DIE OF EMBARRASSMENT *Flails* Don't hate me for how terrible it is ;w;

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cf3qkLVmI1g


It's funnier the more you watch it. I'm practically crying.

Anonymous said...

Can't see any of those YouTube videos, but the words on that poster do sound familiar...I wonder why.

Hope you feel better, Lucy.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Or it could get me spooned....

Ah well

*explode Ronda*

Did you doubt me?

*hides in a closet*

Unknown said...

goodnight my fellow minions

Unknown said...

Toodle pip, Kaleb~ *waves*

Anonymous said...

Oh dear. [Officially denies responsibility for Zaf's actions] and hides behind something-or-other.]

Night, Kaleb.

Star Inkbright said...

*nods* Goodnight, Kaleb. :)

Headaches suck. Hope you get all betterness soon . ..

Star Inkbright said...

*really hopes Derek is watching*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

See the funny thing is he'll never know xD

Next signing...

Em; Zaf exploded Ronda

Derek: *flies to America to hunt Zaf down*

Star Inkbright said...

JUST FOUR MORE DISTURBED SONGS NEXT TO DO.

Dehumanized, 3, Midlife Crisis and Living After Midnight.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Uh why is mom watchinf Twilight?

Anonymous said...

Haha, you're not finished with your playlist, Star?

[Distant hiding fr--making popcorn. Mmm hmm.]

Anonymous said...

Oh, and hi Sophie! I don't believe we've met before, or maybe we have and I just forgot because I do that.

Also hi everyone else!

Zaf, your mom has bad taste in movies, apparently. Twilight is just...eww.

Unknown said...

Hey, Fabi! I don't believe we have met before, but you never know. I also have a short memory span :D I'm terrible with names OTL

Unknown said...

(Also, apologies to everyone if I'm a little inactive. Off to replay Bioshock 2 :D *Skips off merrily* )

Anonymous said...

Well, since neither of us remembers meeting, let's assume we haven't.

Hi, I'm Fabi. Adept, specializing in metal, freelance. Nice to meet you! [shakes hand]

Anonymous said...

Have fun with that!

Unknown said...

Nice to meet you too, Fabi!

I am Sophie, professional procrastinator, fangirl, nerd and weirdo at your service~ *Bows* :D

( And I shall, thank you! C: )

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Zafira Kerias! Necromancer American Grand Mage but MAY be an Elder of America in Book 8 DEREK NEVER CONFIRMED THAT BIT

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Lemme rephrase: He confirmed I am in the book he never confirmed being an Elder

Anonymous said...

And toast, Zaf. [Grins]

Unknown said...

That's awesome, Zaf! :D

God forbid Derek ever putting my character, Rapture, in one of the two remaining books. It would be a disaster. Ehehehehe *snort*

Unknown said...

She's like Captain Jack Harkness, but with boobs.

ABK said...

Derek: I'm going to post book eight's title sometime in February............> March arrives, along with the title.

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

~hasn't properly read this because this comp doesn't have an earphone jack, and I don't want to miss anything~

But I couldn't resist commenting :]

Glad you had fun, Derek Landy.

Next time, come to America.

Then you can have to new faces and not be so worried ~grins~

Just saying.

...

I was planning on writing more, but I haven't been online for DAYS, and I have THINGS TO DO! AND FRIENDS TO SEE! AND BROTHERS TO BARRAGE! Among other things. :D

So see you later. :3

Bexter Vex said...

i got out of bED FOR THIS

worth it omfg

i need to see a lot of these films, especially Chronicle. Me and Georgina just looked at each other at the end of that clip in london and went "I need to see that."

looks so good.

anyhow have fun watching Ronda kick some ass. tell us how it goes.

Bexter Vex said...

"worryingly familiar"

laughs darkly and returns to the sewers

Bexter Vex said...

and on the title front, i bet he's gonna release it at midnight on the 28th

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Oh Becky

Unknown said...

BECKKKKYYYYYY *Clings*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Oh crap, Becky's a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, living in the sewers.


Bexter Vex said...

SOPHIIIIEEEEE *clings back*

val has discovered my true identity

Bexter Vex said...

SOPHIIIIEEEEE *clings back*

val has discovered my true identity

Unknown said...

BECKY YOUR NEW NAME IS MICHELANGELO

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

BECKY!!! :D

Bexter Vex said...

yes i am ok with this

ZAF MY LOVE I DON'T KNOW IF GERO TOLD YOU BUT DEREK SAID THE WAR WITH MEVOLENT ENDED AROUND 90 YEARS AGO

oh and also that Haywire film is so good. That fight scene omg. Mum called me in to watch it, and when i wasn't entirely captivated by how fine Fassbender was, i was paying attention to the fighting. please let the sp movie fight scenes be like that.
/please/

Willow Von Stratton said...

Hello all!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Howlett told me but thanks :)

Luciana said...

Sorry I keep disappearing...

I'm sort of writing to get my mind off chest pains. ._.

Bexter Vex said...

Talking of Howlett, Derek calls her it so much that when I met up with her again, by force of habit, I couldn't stop calling her it. Dammit.
And okay~

Bexter Vex said...

joRDAN
*hugs face*

Willow Von Stratton said...

That's not normal Luci :/

Anonymous said...

Sorry I poofed! It started hail/raining, and I had to go outside and get wet, and laugh at the people who were running to get indoors.

Hi Becky, Willow.

Emerald Melody said...

Michael Fassbender should play Skulduggery Pleasant if there is ever a movie to be made

... Just saying

Unknown said...

The war ended 90 years ago? I thought it would be longer...

Well, that's my long and complicated fanfiction ruined 8D

OTL

Anonymous said...

Oh :-( Hope you feel better, Lucy.

Luciana said...

Hey Becky.

Willow, it's normal for me. Given the date, and circumstances. It's just really annoying. ._.
My own mind hates me. It's great .-.

Willow Von Stratton said...

hwy fabi, lucky i want it to hail over here.

Well that sucks, hope it feels better soon

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Aah

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Nooooooo, David Tennant should play Skulduggery. He's skinny as a skeleton anyway.



And as for Valkyrie... *hint hint*

Noelle said...

Derek, you just had a pool party, didn't you???

*hugs*

PYRO AND RED GOT MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

Willow Von Stratton said...

*nods* it should be David Tennent, and it'd be cook if you did play Valkyrie, Val

Unknown said...

DEREK, IF YOU EVER READ MY BOOK (GOD HELP YOU IF YOU DO), THEN IGNORE THE TIMELINE. I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THE WAR ONLY ENDING 90 YEARS AGO *Cries forever*

Anonymous said...

90 years ago, more recent than I thought it'd be. Hmm...

Normal for you. That sounds...bad.

Bexter Vex said...

Noooo, not David ;-; His voice isn't right.

Benedict Cumberbatch has the right type of voice...

Luciana said...

Cumberbatch for skully.
Scott for Serpine.
Hiddles for Ravel.

Ivy for Val. c:

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Ooh

Willow Von Stratton said...

for skull's voice this singer I listen to has a smooth deep voice

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

L, every time you say that you go to the top of my favourite people list, just saying. :D

Bexter Vex said...

I was about to say that omfg. Literally Derek has ruined my life along with Andrew Scott. Harmpine why.

Hiddleston is literally the only option for Ravel. There are no other candidates. They are one and the same.

Richard Grant is Shudder too just FYI

Unknown said...

Oh my gOD BECKY. YOUR NAME *Dissolves into peels of laughter*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Idk who i want

Bexter Vex said...

ohohohohohohohohohoho i am a master of all things funny hahasarcasmmyjokessuck

and my mum wants to be beryl so there's that

Willow Von Stratton said...

you really have no idea Zaf?

Luciana said...

Becky is Harmony

Anonymous said...

Hmm... Considering as I don't watch many movies, and am bad with names, I don't have any actors to suggest.

Unknown said...

Beryl....Ehehehehehe *snort*

I think I /am/ Elsie, though, tbh.

Bexter Vex said...

yes i am harmony

do you think the films would still be suitable for kids with m-rated fic worthy harmpine sex scenes or

Luciana said...

Msd. But its more of a hoping I disappear. Because I'm tired, but in too much pain to sleep and I'm hoping my painkillers will kick in...

Bexter Vex said...

SCREECHING ELSIE IS THE BEST

no but i just thought

if the SP films are made...
does that mean there'll be an online mini series or a TV show for the novellas?

Unknown said...

TOO MUCH PAIN? WHAT IS THIS?! *Smothers Luciana in hugs*

If it's any consolation, I have a whopping head/stomach ache combo right now. It's a pretty normal, every day thing. FML

OTL

Anonymous said...

Hmm... I think I'd better go. Mom's freaking out about onions... I have to see if I can help.

Hope you feel better, Lucy.

Willow Von Stratton said...

I hope so Becky!

See the docs Luci! Well you know I was just hella sick, so I'm sure you won't get that bad (I hope)

Willow Von Stratton said...

Bye Fabi

Eden Threatening said...

Hey guys wbd.

Bexter Vex said...

hdbjydgsvjysgrv jordan sophie stop it come here *hugs you both* sTOP BEING NOT OK

Unknown said...

Bye bye Fabi~ *waves*

Luciana said...

It's just my chest, Sophie. Probably anxiety, again.

Willow, they keep telling me it's all in my head...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

None lol

Luciana said...

Bye Fabi

*murders phone because autocorrect*

Willow Von Stratton said...

I'm sure it's not all in your head, and if you have anxiety you're not the only one, I can get it pretty bad

Unknown said...

BECKKKY *Hugs you back* I can't help it. Believe me, I'd like to. The doctor's can't quite figure out what's wrong with me, and I'm too much of a wuss to have another blood test, and all these horrible tests .___. I think a main factor of it is anxiety, but I'm pretty much allergic to every food going, so I can't eat anything without PAAAIIIINNNNNN *Collapses and rolls around on the floor*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

MORNING!

Wbd, I've got to get ready for camp...

Willow Von Stratton said...

morning Miss!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Morning Aussie

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Hi Willow!!
Hi Zaf!!

Nixion Strange said...

Hey

Willow Von Stratton said...

another new post? or are you just stating this new post?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I dont see another one

Willow Von Stratton said...

I just realized I've seen the movie Chronile before, and I remember the teddy bear part, lol

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

HI NIX!!!

NOM Ominous said...

Your post took a hellova long tinme to load. THank YOu

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

HI THRUST!

NOM Ominous said...

HI MISS!

Willow Von Stratton said...

Thrust! We don't really talk, but hi!

Anonymous said...

The one I remember was when I read what you wrote when he switches hands during sword fighting. I knew that was from The Princess Bride straight away, years ago! I love that film.

Also love Big Trouble in Little China. I remember seeing the trailer for it when I was a kid and I couldn't wait for the film to come out.

You have great taste in movies, Mr Landy.

NOM Ominous said...

Hi, Willow!
I got the Princess Bride reference but I wasn't exactly sure if it was from Princess Bride, because I only ever saw a few parts of it.
Also because I wasn't sure if you'd reference something with Princess int he beginning, but you would. *slaps own face*

Willow Von Stratton said...

I'm lost at what you're talking about, but then again, i'm doing three things at once :p

NOM Ominous said...

the second paragraph was addressing the princes bride reference. I wish there was a shorter way of saying that. There is, I just don't remember it. Crediting? All other possible words are mangling in my mind.

Anonymous said...

New MC chapter, random plot twist, and weird font/time experiment thingy! Yay!

Willow Von Stratton said...

ohhh, I get you now Thrust

I shall read now!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

...My sisters are crazy. *nods*

Anonymous said...

Hi Willow, Missy!

My sis is perfectly normal for a martian. 'Cept she likes to be younger than she is. And she is more often then not upside-down.

Willow Von Stratton said...

As is my sister, lol.

Nice chapter Fabi

Anonymous said...

Thanks, Willow. It turned out different than I was expecting it to, but whatever.

Willow Von Stratton said...

Well it's still good. But I'm leaving for now, so Auf Wiedersehen! (goodbye)

Anonymous said...

Thanks, and bye! Distant!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

BYE WILLOW!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I had a chapter up well i still do

Blogland Collaboration said...

The 'Killing Vinette' one? I did read that, Zaf.

Oh, wait, I did hit 'publish' on my comment, didn't I?

[Goes to check] [is Fabi]

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

You did

Anonymous said...

hi
any one

Anonymous said...

Any One?

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

HI VIENNA!!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hello

Anonymous said...

guess not

Anonymous said...

HI

Anonymous said...

Am so glad some one was on

Anonymous said...

Any way...

Anonymous said...

Ah, okay, found the new one!

The MC has been really quiet lately.

Hello, Vienna.

Anonymous said...

Still here

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