Monday, January 28, 2013

Progress

50267 words written... and Valkyrie and Skulduggery are barely in it.

This doesn't mean, of course, that they won't be taking their usual starring roles in Book 8. Of course they will. But I've had to approach this one in a slightly different way than normal.

Because this book is about, essentially, total war, I've had to think long and hard about how the different sides would fight— such as what tactics they would use in both the short and long term. It means I can't chop and change sequences like I usually would. If they're written, then they've been written for a very specific reason, and I can't mess about with that. So I figured the best way to write about these military actions is to write them FIRST. Write the skirmishes and the battles and the politics and the arguments, and get it all down on the page. Then, once I have the military aspect taken care of, I go back and write my usual Skul & Val stuff around and on top of it all.

It's an interesting way of working, to willingly ignore your main characters for large chunks of writing time. I sincerely hope it works...

Oh, and sometime in February I shall announce the title. I've had this title in mind for YEARS. Some of the early alternatives were:

Skulduggery Pleasant: The Billingsworth Continuum.

Skulduggery Pleasant: Behind Gold Eyes.

Skulduggery Pleasant: It's War, Baby.

Skulduggery Pleasant: Revenge of the Screaminator.

Skulduggery Pleasant: When Warlocks Attack.

Skulduggery Pleasant: A Very Nice Picnic.

Skulduggery Pleasant: Brain-Puncher.

Skulduggery Pleasant: Gut-Eater.

Skulduggery Pleasant: Skulduggery Goes Camping.

Skulduggery Pleasant: Things Get Nasty.

Skulduggery Pleasant: People Gonna Die.

Skulduggery Pleasant: Readers Gonna Cry.

Skulduggery Pleasant: Horace.


And amazingly, the actual title is better than ANY of those! I know, right?

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Bexter Vex said...

HI ALL WHO'S ARRIVED.

But seriously next time i see derek I'm going to ask him to do that, for either the short story thing, or as a thing on the blog or whatever.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

MELISSA JAM
DESMOND YOGURT

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH XD

Drew O'Connor said...

how is everyone today...

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

BECKY, YOU MUST THREATEN DEREK TO WRITE THAT STORY

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

AND ALSO, AS GETTING FIRST, I, DARQUESSE, DEDICATE TO MY UPHOLDING OF WORLD DOMINATION! AND YOU ALL SHALL BE MY MINIONS, TO DO WHAT I SAY, OR DIE! MWAHAHAHA-


Wait. You're all dead.


DAMMIT.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

I'M GOOD, EM.

YOURSELF?

Lavender Hope said...

VAL! I know that's you.

Course it is. Hi anyway, Darquesse. ;)

I'm... I still feel sorta sick to be honest.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

WELL, DARQUESSE, THAT KINDA BACKFIRED XD

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*scowls and eats my baguettes, muttering*

Bexter Vex said...

I'm irrepressible you could disintegrate me and i'd still be here

AND I WILL.

I'LL LEAN OVER THE SIGNING TABLE ALL SCAR LIKE

AND JUST HISS

"Vile. Darquesse. Picnic. Blog."

Charisma Thorne said...

I watched Iron Man 2, Avengers Assemble, The Amazing Spider Man, and Thor. Now watching HP OofP

Loki needs his own movie.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

BEST.
FOUR.
WORDS.
EVER

Bexter Vex said...

Loki: A Guide in Mischief.

The entire movie consists of Loki putting superglue on toilet seats.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

AGREED
LOKI NEEDS A MOVIE

Lavender Hope said...

Whoa, Becky. Is that a picture of you?

Bexter Vex said...

SADLY I HAVE TO GET A BATH NOW AND GET BACK TO PACKING MY STUFF AWAY
I'LL STILL CHAT WHILE MY BATH RUNS THOUGH

Bexter Vex said...

My icon thingymawhat? Yeeees. That's my acrobatic chinset.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Well, I think-


NO. VAL'S IN CONTROL.


I SHALL BE LEAVING HERE TO GO KILL OFF MORE OF YOU NOW-

What I mean is go to sleep, actually. But just this once.

NO! SHUT UPPPPPPP!


Either way, I'm leav-

NO! I GET TO SAY IT!

I'M LEAVING NOW.

Bye!

Drew O'Connor said...

I'm okay I guess...

my arm is still sore but i'm okay...

Lavender Hope said...

*laughs*
You're making a really funny face. What part of which book were you reading?

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

I FOUND MORE SP BOOKS ON EBAY THAT I NEED TO BUY.

AND TMS AND KOTW NPB NEED TO BE ON MY SHELF.

Bexter Vex said...

and bath is running

Lavender Hope said...

What happened to your arm, Em?

Bye Darquesse!

Bexter Vex said...

It's Book 1, I think it had Serpine...

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

BYE VAL/DARQUESSE!!

DARSARD FTW!!

Drew O'Connor said...

i stabbed it with my pen last night...

i was just so frustrated cause i couldn't write...

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Emmmmmm, do you want me to hug your arm better?

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*to make it better?

*facepalm*
My keyboard fingers aren't working...

Lavender Hope said...

MY MOM MIGHT BUY KOTW FOR ME!!! :D

I just need to give her a link. But I might wait for the paperback edition first.

Read the excerpt on Amazon UK version and IT MADE ME WANT TO READ MORE.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Brb, dinnerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
*disappears*

Charisma Thorne said...

Oh god I'm just imagining Loki-A Guide in Mischief.

Plan - we abush Hiddleston, and make him make the movie.

Derek can write it.

Lavender Hope said...

Oh.
*hugs Em*
Don't worry, it might be hard to get the creative words flowing, but you'll get there. Don't stress too much, okay? Take it easy at the moment.

Lavender Hope said...

If Derek writes it, he might kill everyone, just sayin.

Drew O'Connor said...

*sobs*

I can't do this anymore...

It feels like someone is pulling my chest apart...

I'm just so angry...

*sobs*

Lavender Hope said...

*hugs Em tighter*
Just take deep breaths. Calm down. Don't stress. It's okay.

Bexter Vex said...

gotta get in the bath fellas. Bye! might be on later :)

Lavender Hope said...

Bye Becky. Have a nice bath. :)

Em... You okay?

Stupid question, I know. But I can't really think of anything else...

Jophiel said...

*Shadow walks behind Miss Cain*
*Wraps hand around her mouth and shadow walks her to the lake*
Hiya Cain-o!

Jophiel said...

*Hugs Em tightly*

Jophiel said...

*Scolds self for first comment*
Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!

Lavender Hope said...

Hi Death. How are you?

Holly said...

'Camping'? Okay, now I'm worried. Moonie (from the forums) and I had this exact idea for a fanfic alternative to book 8.

Drew O'Connor said...

I just...

*sobs*

Lavender Hope said...

Calm down. You probably didn't know what was going on when you published that.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*re-appears*

*is somehow in the lake*

Lavender Hope said...

*gets a glass of water for Em*
*places it beside her*
I know it'll be bad for a bit, but you'll make it through.
*hugs her*

You'll make it through, cause you have friends to lean on. We're here for you.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*gets out of lake*

*hugs Em tightly*

Lavender Hope said...

Hi Miss.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Hey, Lav.

Drew O'Connor said...

*sobs*

I can't control this anger...

Why do I feel so angry...

I haven't talked on the blog or to anyone because I'm just angry...

It hurts so much...

Jophiel said...

Em, remember the deal? You stay, I stay...
*Smiles sadly*
We'll pull through... You know we will...

*Sighs in annoyance*
I've got to go... Bye all!
*Makes reflection hug Em tightly and tells it not to ever let go*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Bye Death.

Lavender Hope said...

Bye Death.

*hugs Em*
I may not know why you're angry, but just take some deep breaths. Close your eyes, and clear your mind.

Not saying that'll work, but it helps me sometimes when I get angry...

Lavender Hope said...

*try to clear your mind.

Anonymous said...

lol

Your writing style and methods always amaze me. I can never write any way other than linear/chronologically.

Lavender Hope said...
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Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Hi Suz.

Lavender Hope said...

*clears throat*
Never mind...

Drew O'Connor said...

Just... forget it

There's no point me coming on here and ruining everyone else's good mood and their place to talk to one another...

It's not worth it...
I'm not worth it...

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Em, when you come on here, we can give you some sort of comfort.

And you're worth it.

It may kill the mood for a bit, but at least we can try to give you some sort of comfort.

Lavender Hope said...

Em, like Miss said, you /are/ worth it. We're here not only to have fun and chat, but to comfort those that are having a hard time. We don't mind to give our comfort.
*hugs her more*
It's okay.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*realises the last bit of the first and last comment are the same thing*

Lavender Hope said...

And you actually are able to come on and share that...

I feel like that too, when I'm not feeling in a good mood. I feel like I shouldn't come on, or that I can't. And I didn't for a while.

But I did once, and there were people here who helped me and made me feel better. Now let us do so to you.

Charisma Thorne said...

Just had an idea for one of my characters in my fic! Elspeth (? I think that's how you spell it) Flint! I think she looks like sif in thor!!!

Lavender Hope said...

Cool, Charisma. :)

It's okay, Miss. I repeat myself a lot too.

Bexter Vex said...

Boop.

Bexter Vex said...
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Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Hi again Becky!

Lavender Hope said...

Hi Becky. :)

Bexter Vex said...

HELLO.

I AM REFRESHED.

AND IN A TOWEL.

Bexter Vex said...

For anyone's amusement, I wrote a bad oneshot.


Valkyrie’s head and a large portion of her torso was rammed in the boot of the Bentley, rummaging through the things Skulduggery had packed. She briefly paused to question a rubber duck’s purpose on a camping trip, but then dismissed it. She reared up for air, screeching, “Skulduggery! Where’d you put my sleeping bag?!”

She heard a clatter of poles and a curse, followed by another clatter of poles, caused by Skulduggery kicking them. “What?” He asked.

“My sleeping bag.” She called back. “We’re camping. You sleep in a bag when you’re camping. They’re called sleeping bags. I have one. Where is it?”

No reply.

“Skulduggery. I gave it to you to pack!” She dove back into the depths of the boot.

“You should have packed it.” He said, after a moment.

She reared back out, hitting her head on the way. “What?! You said ‘Leave them at the door, Valkyrie. I’ll pack them, Valkyrie. I have this under control, Valkyrie.’ So where’s my sleeping bag?” He was trying to feed the pole through the tent door.

“I’m sure I didn’t say your name that much.”

“You didn’t pack my sleeping bag.”

“I think you’ll find that you didn’t pack your sleeping bag.” He dropped the tent. “Oh, for God’s sake.”

“You told me you’d pack my sleeping bag, and you didn’t pack my sleeping bag.”

“What do you expect? I need adult supervision, Valkyrie. You only have yourself to blame.”

She sighed and slammed the boot shut. “I’m sleeping in the car.”

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

DOES ANYONE WATCH MIRANDA?

Bexter Vex said...

it's not really a oneshot it's more of a thing.

Bexter Vex said...

NOPE.

THOUGH I AM TOLD TO BY LIKE THREE PEOPLE ON TUMBLR.

Lavender Hope said...

A towel? Put some clothes on!
*is teasing but tosses her some clothes anyway*
:P

Bexter Vex said...

*drops towel*

*streaks down the street*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*covers eyes*

Lavender Hope said...

WHO'S MIRANDA?

That's funny, Becky. The camping trip thing.

Lavender Hope said...

*covers eyes while running and trying to chuck articles of clothes at her*
I'm probably missing like crazy.
*trips*
Oof!

Bexter Vex said...

*rips skin off*

*is wearing a mighty fine suit*

I'm a were-fashionista.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

I love the camping trip story.

*is wanting to write a Val and Skul camping trip story now*

Miranda is a T.V. series. A very very very funny T.V. series. XD

Lavender Hope said...

Oh, how wonderful.
*said that half sarcastically, but laughs after*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Were-fashionista XD

Charisma Thorne said...

WHO'S MIRANDA???!!???!!!

And hello again Becky, Elder of Skuttlebugia.

And ahahahahahahahah your story cheered me up! Thanks!!

Lavender Hope said...

I meant that towards Bexky's comment. Not yours, Miss.

In America, we have a TV show called iCarly and the actress's name is Miranda Cosgrove. I thought you meant her, but maybe I was wrong.

Lavender Hope said...

*is thinking of Em and hoping/wondering if she's okay*

Bexter Vex said...

WOOT GLAD IT'S CHEERED YOU UP.

Miranda is like a batty English woman in her 40s who makes a lot of jokes about eating food? I have no idea.

Lavender Hope said...

Okay, so it appears that I have been very wrong. Miranda Cosgrove is a teenager, I think. Or just a young adult.

I've never heard of the Miranda you guys are talking about.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

YES.
THAT'S ONE WAY TO DESCRIBE HER, BECKY.

AAAAAAAAAAAH, YES, L TOLD BE ABOUT SKUTTLEBUGIA, ELDER BECKY XD

Bexter Vex said...

I KNOW I'M OLD OK SHUT UP ABOUT IT

*screeches*

i'mactually18thisyeari'mshittingmyself

but oh god can i have a robe

Bexter Vex said...

Right I should probably get dressed now.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

WE NEED ROBES FOR YOU ELDERS XD

AND SKUTTLEBUGIA MUST HAPPEN :D

Lavender Hope said...

Yes, I agree you probably should.

I should go and take /my/ shower now... It's a bit late to be getting one.

Bye guys!

Bexter Vex said...

Bye bye!

*still hasn't moved*

Bexter Vex said...

Aaaand now I have to pack. WBD!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

OK BECKY!!

Miranda: I wish the ground would swallow me up.
*falls into open grave*

THIS IS AN AWESOME SHOW WITH HEAPS OF GIGGLING INVOLVED!!

Charisma Thorne said...

I know how to make robes! My mum made me Ravenclaw robes!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

OOOOOOOOOOH.
ROOOOOOOOOOOBES.

I dibs designing them.

Bexter Vex said...

my mum has an inventory of fabrics and she's pretty nifty with sewing, I should get her to make me one omfg

Bexter Vex said...

*t-shirt idea* *screeches*

Bexter Vex said...

why do i have a banana in my handbag

Charisma Thorne said...

Oh wait the Elders are having rainbow. Glittery ponchos I've just remembered!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

OOOOOH.
WHAT T-SHIRT IDEA?

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

BANANANANANANANANANANANA :D

Saefou said...

I prefer the Horace title, tbh. Just because it's so bad xD

Bexter Vex said...

The Elders as a Peruvian Folk band.

The image of Ghastly and Ravel with redic 'staches greatly pleases me.

Bexter Vex said...

ALSO IF I CAN FIND A PLAIN T-SHIRT, YOU GUYS WILL SEE. EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH REALYPROUDOFMYIDEAOHGOD

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*grumbles*

I've got to go nowwwwwwwwwwwww. :(


BUH BYE PEOPLES!!

*disappears*

Bexter Vex said...

Same. I have a seriously messy bedroom to deal with. Bye guys!

Charisma Thorne said...

I need to. Get a tee also! We have a Skuttlebugia logo, and we though it would be hilarious to try to get loads of people tees with it on so when we all go to a signing - NORWICH!!!!!!!! - Derek will be inundated with people all wearing the same tee!

Lavender Hope said...

*mutters*
My head may have stopped aching, but my stomach is still weak and now I'm coughing... Great.

I'M BACK. And in PJ's!
*gives subtle glance at a certain irrepressible someone who is probably not here anymore*

Lavender Hope said...

Yup. And it seems like others are distant.
*is also distant and msd*

Charisma Thorne said...

I'm wearingh pjs with an achey head ansd weak stomach :(

Lavender Hope said...

Well, I hope yours isn't as bad as mine was. Mine was bad, but I've felt worse.

Lavender Hope said...

I'm going to go now. Might come back later, but I might just go to bed early. Bye!

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Hello.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

I'm an evil MAHUvian, I haven't updated the ded page in ages.

Sarah Rose said...

People Gonna Die and Reader's Gonna Cry are easily the best XD

Georgina Howlett said...

I await this announcement eagerly.

(Provided by the 20th of Feb I haven't forced it out of you.)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Haha casually done early in Spanish

Derek would have loved it my teacher referred to herself in the third person

OOH BELL LUNCH TIME!!!

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

Hey

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

Howlett! I saw one of youre blogs and then I saw a youtube vid with you in it!

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

Whoot

Inky Flame said...

Yo peoples,
IM GOIN SKIING IN 10 DAYS!!!!!

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Yellows?

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

wa

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

HI IENI!

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

September!!!! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
How's you?
*ignores English homework*
We've got to have our options done by tomorrow D:

Inky Flame said...

Hows everyone?

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

I'm good, Chloe, danke:) You?
Gah, skiing sounds too cold, for me D:

Inky Flame said...

Im great thnx
Im also very excited to go to lake placid where they filmed the horror film.

Inky Flame said...

g2g now c yall later

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Horror film?
*hides behing spinny chair*
It would be amusing if you fell in. Well, it wouldn't, but meh.
Gah, I'm not very good at doing this 'I'm trying to be nice larky'.

Ah, byebye, Chloe *waves*

Anonymous said...

[Blinks]

Will be here when fully awake.

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Fabi, hey! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
How're you?
*pours bucket of cold water on Fabi so she wakes up*

Anonymous said...

Uuugh.
Hi, Ieni.
I'm awake-ish now.

Anonymous said...

[shivers]
That was... Cold, Ieni.
[pseudoninjatacklehugs]
How do you like being wet?

[Gets out towels, blankets and hot chocolate]

Melica Frost said...

Hey guys! I wont be here for long as I have been banned from using my tv, laptop, tablet and phone until further notice so I will be here but seceretly because you guys are worth it :D
Ohh and derek I dont like readers gonna cry... i dont enjoy crying...

Anonymous said...

Now I gtg.
Bye!

[Leaves hot chocolate and blanket for whoever needs them]

Anonymous said...

Oh, sorry you're grounded, Mel.
Hi/bye!

Melica Frost said...

Im not exactly grounded...im just not aloud to use certain electrical appliances...

Melica Frost said...

But i have already had one day of my punishment and its torture, its killing me! Im getting withdrawl symtoms ... its bad :(

Melica Frost said...

And now I have to go so bye!

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

I think...

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

Ok September. Youre profile pick says I live in london. It rains. WELL HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL ABOUT LIVING IN IRELAND!

Robin Snowscar said...

I'm actually dying because of those titles. That's how you've fit so many bloglanders in! Because you're not writing much of SP and Val. Makes sense. I'm intrigued now, Derek.

Robin Snowscar said...

Skulduggery goes camping does sound rather good.

Robin Snowscar said...

*laughs* I can't wait now! *squee*

Robin Snowscar said...

If you make me cry Derek, I will.. I don't even know. I don't think you can though :P

Robin Snowscar said...

The few precious moments I have to spend on blog and no one is here *sigh*

Robin Snowscar said...

And it's after school! What is this?

Katy A said...

'Skulduggery Pleasant: People Gonna Die.

Skulduggery Pleasant: Readers Gonna Cry.'

So poetic, Derek! ;) Haha, if it's better than 'Skulduggery Pleasant: Horace', it must be truly AMAZING! :P Can't wait.

Unknown said...

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook eiigggthttttttt :O

Robin Snowscar said...

Look people!

Robin Snowscar said...

They're gone D:

Unknown said...

Skulduggery Pleasant: Horace

Yes.

Robin Snowscar said...

Seeeev

Unknown said...

Hi Robin!

What's up?

Unknown said...

Bleah, I have to go.

Bye!

Star Inkbright said...

HEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Wbd.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

She moved as swift as a swallow, dashing low under the slashing swords and crashing hammers.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Actually, I can't be bothered acting like people like me anymore.

Goodbye.

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Hey guys

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Skulduggery Pleasant: When Skulduggery Goes Camping

WHAT COULD BE BETTER THAN THAT?!?

Oh yeah, hi!

Melica Frost said...

Hey guys ! My parents are out so yeah im on my tablet...SHHHHH DONT TELL THEM. :D

Star Inkbright said...

HEY MELICA!

Ah, you're evil . . .

My Ranks of the Evil are expandingggggggg.

Hey Mara!

:( Fours Flame!

Melica Frost said...

Im banned from using my tablet, tv, laptop and phone until further notice...but I thought Im really REALLY bored and theres only so many times I can re-read books so...HERE I AM!!! And I would rather talk to you people than lie on my bed staring at the ceiling...

Star Inkbright said...

Oh, homework. How I hate it.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Hi Mel!

Hola Eden!

Hey Stararararar! :) ARGH STUPID BLOG WON'T LET ME ADD YOU AS A CONTRIBUTOR. >.<

*dances awkwardly to Everything About You by... ONE DIIIIIRECTION!* And now for the One Two Three FLICK!

Melica Frost said...

Hey star!
Hey mara!
Hey eden!

Robin Snowscar said...

Yep. Now, they arrive. I'm doing promos. BBL.

Melica Frost said...

ROOOBIIIINNNNNN! HEY! sorry Im just all of a sudden really hyper...

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Hi/Bye Robin! :(

I STARTED READING ARTEMIS FOWL. AND HARRY POTTER. AND PERCY JACKSON. *nods*

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Wbd.

Star Inkbright said...

When you have to abandon the tablet, you could . . .

Have you got a real life pack of cards? Because whilst real life solitaire isn't as awesome as virtual solitaire, it does its best. :)

You could draw something? I don't know. I like drawing, but maybe that's not you. Draw fanart, book covers, album covers?

Do homework? Hardly exciting, but it needs to be done at some point.

Phone a friend and ask them to come round? Now that ISN'T my thing really, I'm so antisocial, but it works for numerous people.

Play board games by yourself? I know, I know . . . But I used to do it and I would give all the different coloured counter different personalities and make them speak to each other in my head, like
Green: "*cries* I'm never gonna win!"
Yellow: "Stop moaning!" "Don't be mean, Red! Just because YOU'RE winning . . ."
Red:"I never moan when I lose, though, do I? *in real life, moves forward one space* See, I'm doing worse now, and I'm not complaining!"
Yellow: "You're complaining about complaining though!"
Red: "And you're complaining about me!"
Blue: "This is hurting my head . . . Too confusing! *rolls a six irl* Ooh, I can sneak forward while they're arguing! *moves*"
Yellow: "BLUE'S BEATING ME???? SINCE WHEN?????"
Red: "That was karma for moaning at me! *grins* *rolls another 1* Oh, GREAT. *scowls and moves*"
Yellow:"And that was karma for moaning at green!"

. . . I was an odd child . . .

Star Inkbright said...

*Red: "Stop moaning!
Yellow: "Don't be mean, Red!"

*feels a tad embarrassed now*

. . . I suddenly have the urge to start playing Ludo with myself . . .

HEY ANYONE THAT ARRIVED!

Queen Flora Ophelia of the Flowers; Leader of the New Land of Stickers; Prophet of the New Order; General of the Shadow People said...

I wonder what date in February it'll be announced...I know it's a way away, but it would be awesome if it was the 26th...kinda like a birthday present...just saying, Derek.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Hi Flora! :)


Wbd, writing MC.

Melica Frost said...

...that seems really confusing but thanks for the suggestions! I was playing card games by myself, and Im just like you Im very antisocial and yeah the phone a friend idea isnt too bad but right now I cant be bothered listening to them... OHH your right I do have hw...I shall do that first then and I have already doodled... a lot...but theres only so much someone can draw right...? Maybe I could revisit that but THANKYOU !

Queen Flora Ophelia of the Flowers; Leader of the New Land of Stickers; Prophet of the New Order; General of the Shadow People said...

I don't believe we've met before, so heya Maralie! :)

Star Inkbright said...

Aw. I couldn't find the Ludo. Think it's in the campervan.

*debates whether I'm sad enough to make a game of Ludo out of paper just so I can play Ludo with myself*

Melica Frost said...

I love ludo! In P.E we moved onto dance mats and isnt actually as bad as I thought...

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Flora - Hi! :) You can call me Mara if you like. Or Charmeleon, Lucky Charms, Lily, Mara Lily... *counts on fingers*

Uilliam Kinsella said...

sorry I was gone I had to take a shower.

Queen Flora Ophelia of the Flowers; Leader of the New Land of Stickers; Prophet of the New Order; General of the Shadow People said...

I'll call you Mara then, if you don't mind - it's a good name :P you can call me Flora, Flo, Mae, or anything similar :)

Star Inkbright said...

Ludo is one of my fav board games!!!

:)

I just made myself a Ludo board and counters out of paper, only I have no dice . . . *laughs*

I'm sure they'll be one or five kicking around in the cupboard though.

You play card games by yourself? YAY! I don't feel so alone now!

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

*Runs in like a crazy person*
Wait, I used that as a similie there. Surely, it sure be a metaphor...?

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Okey dokey Flo! :)

Maralie Lily Charm said...

ONE DIRECTION!

Star Inkbright said...

Aw. No dice in the cupboard. Ne'mind, I cbb now . . .

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Mara - I had Live While We're Young stuck in my head this morning.
T'was a disturbing experience.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

YESSSSSSS. *does a Mario jump*

Okay.

I ded to the MC! And to Ari for coming up with it! And the hot chocolate I had the night before that dream...

I bet Mevolent up with a hairdryer! O.O

And I ded to... Okay, I'm going to be mean...

MAHU!

And ONE DIRECTION ASDFGHJKL MY BABIES «3

And... Go on sure, SPPB.

And ONE DIRECTION UP ALL NIGHT AND ONE DIRECTION TAKE ME HOME AND ALL THE SINGLES!

And SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT!

And my new friend Flora! *waves*

And books!

And Percy Jackson, Artemis Fowl and Harry Potter!

And Star trying to play ludo...!

And... MY BLOGFRIENDS AND BLOGSISTERS! *hugs*

And Little Mix! :D

And... THE MC.

I think I'm done...

And Luci! YOU DON'T KNOW YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL! «3 :)x

And One Direction again... :3

Doneeee!(:

Melica Frost said...

Ieni, I know how you feel my friend was rapping and singing along to super bass by nikki minaj...it haunts me now...

Star Inkbright said...

I had . . . *tries to think of the song name*

*can't* I can never think straight whilst listening to music . . .

*tries to concentrate* Uh . . .

THAT'S WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL!

*turns back to Google Translate, trying to remember what word I was going to translate*

. . . I think music my be bad for me . . .

Maralie Lily Charm said...

HAHA IENI XD

They come after you. You can never be rid of them. They corrupt your brain. They're after you.

*scary music*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

^^^ Meant to say 'Ieni and Star'.


Oh dear Lord, Super Bass...

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Awesome ded, Mara *nods in approval*

Gah, that sounds painful Mel.

I'm casually saying my French out loud. I believe I'm actually amusingly awful at it XD

No, they shall never get me! I am free from the disease forever! I had an (cue rap) Injection protection against One Direction infection for life.

So how you all: Mel, Star and Mara?
*ninjaeroplanetacklehugs* all.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*isninjareoplanetacklehugged* YOU CAN NEVER ESCAPE. *nods frantically*

Msd + wbd. Battling the elements to retrieve my new headphones from the mailbox.

Melica Frost said...

Yeah and whats more worrying is that she knew all the words and theres a bit in it that goes
" And yes you'll get slapped if you're lookin" .
I turned around to look at her and she full on slapped me in the face. But instead of apologising OHHH NO she kept going, and didnt even get one word of the rap wrong. Its scary...

Star Inkbright said...

Oh, gah, I was close.

THANKS, MARA!

*tries to remember what I was going to type*

. . . This is becoming vaguely amusing . . .

PERCY JACKSON, ARTEMIS FOWL AND HARRY POTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They're all such AMAZING books. *smiles happily*

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