Saturday, January 12, 2013

399

399 followers on Twitter and I never tweet.

But you know what?

At some point over the next few weeks... I WILL tweet.

But it's not going to be what you expect.

4,926 comments:

  1. I'll be waiting for your legendary Tweet, Derek!

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  2. Lol, will someone with a Twitter tell me what he says? I'm curious!

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  3. Hi Phoenix! I'd imagine you tweet a lot. :)

    Hi Eddie!

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  4. A tweet?

    It's time like these that I regret not using Twitter... At least they're few and far in between.

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  5. Hi Fabi! Alright, I'll comment his tweet on the blog a thousand times, to inform you, and annoy the crap out of everyone else.

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  6. I'm always here but I never get first. What is this?

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  7. DEREK I'm going to be doing a (CVC cover versus cover) On my blog 22nd of january.
    SKULDUGGERY will be in it!
    I've been trying to find a cover with enough aweosmeness to compete with the Art God's masterpiece.....
    I think I just found that cover.

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  8. Hi Sir! I recently just got Twitter, when I discovered that my brother mysteriously knew a lot more than me... So know I know just as much. :D

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  9. THANKYOU DEREK! TWEETING IS AWESOME!
    TWEET
    TWEET
    TWEET!

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  10. You're going to tweet?

    Holy cow it's a miracle.

    ALSO GUESS WHAT ARRIVED TODAY HEHEHE

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  11. Ah, the dark magic of attracting bloglanders that a new post has.

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  12. It's that first page that you need to contribute to to be important. :P

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  13. MY KOTW POSTERS ARRIVED THAT'S WHAT MUAHAHA

    I have two and I don't know what to do with the second one

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  14. Not impressed...by what?

    I don't think so, Editor. Maybe. :)

    GEORGINA! How dare you have more posters than me!

    I have no posters. :'(

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  15. I'm sorry, Eve. I now have 9. C: and a weird board thing from a signing.

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  16. That I never had a first first. I've been here over a year. I think I'm entitled to one.

    I want an SP poster D:

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  17. Ack. It doesn't matter. I have a giant cardboard Skulduggery head. XD

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  18. I'll keep it open in a special window until then, Derek.

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  19. Alright....


    ATTENTION EVERYONE!

    When Derek posts next, NO ONE shall comment! Until Robin comments. :D

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  20. LOL can't do that you'd have a blank post for a few hours :P

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  21. Ooh. Sounds cool xD

    I should probably sleep but I'm just staring at my own blog like a weirdo

    http://aslightlynerdyblog.blogspot.com/?m=0

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  22. No, I mean it doesn't matter that I don't have any posters. XD

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  23. I'll get my one fair and square, some day.

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  24. It'll be really fun! I call it the Wait For Robin program.

    Alright? No one get first on a post! Pass it on!

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  25. DEREK!!

    I got one question then you can go run in te meadows: When did te war with Mevolent START and END?

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  26. Was that to me, Eve? Regardless, hello!

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  27. Eve I've tweeted twice.

    Actually, four times, but three to Derek with:

    'PLEASE'

    Repeated 100 times doesn't count.

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  28. DEREK! ZAFIRA HAS A QUESTION FOR YOU!

    Hey guys if Derek should Blogspeak and im not here can someone ask him theae from me?

    When did the war with Mevolent start and end?

    Can an Elemental make the spark for summoning fire expand to make electricity?

    I'm sorry- going to post this a few times.

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  29. DEREK! ZAFIRA HAS A QUESTION FOR YOU!

    Hey guys if Derek should Blogspeak and im not here can someone ask him theae from me?

    When did the war with Mevolent start and end?

    Can an Elemental make the spark for summoning fire expand to make electricity?

    I'm sorry- going to post this a few times.

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  30. Hello, everyone I haven't said hi to yet!

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  31. DEREK! ZAFIRA HAS A QUESTION FOR YOU!

    Hey guys if Derek should Blogspeak and im not here can someone ask him theae from me?

    When did the war with Mevolent start and end?

    Can an Elemental make the spark for summoning fire expand to make electricity?

    I'm sorry- going to post this a few times.

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  32. DEREK! ZAFIRA HAS A QUESTION FOR YOU!

    Hey guys if Derek should Blogspeak and im not here can someone ask him theae from me?

    When did the war with Mevolent start and end?

    Can an Elemental make the spark for summoning fire expand to make electricity?

    I'm sorry- going to post this a few times.

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  33. Lav keep spamming him i gtg eat soon xD ah he'll hate me for it

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  34. Haha, I got right in between! XP

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  35. Lavender, for the last one, I'm pretty much 100% that it's a fire spark, like from when you strike a lighter, or flint and steel, not an electrical spark.

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  36. I've a question for Derek too - Given the choice would you choose the apples or the oranges?

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  37. Lavender - The "spark" of the fire is just a tiny fireball which gets bigger with more magical input. It's not like an electric spark.

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  38. Okay, sorry. They were two questions. But still.

    I have a twitter, but barely use it.

    DEREK! I'M NOT PART OF THE 399 PEOPLE WHO FOLLOW YOU. But maybe I will, seeing as you'll tweet something. ;P

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  39. Derek, don't you worry - I'm stalking your Twitter.


    Also, thanks to YOU, I now actually have to check my Twitter that I never used, because I figured out how to use it and followed some people.

    Dang it Derek, why did you make me do that?!






    OH! OTHER THING!

    I see that you changed that error on page 177 of Playing with Fire... I feel so awesome for pointing that out to you, and now it's fixed. I'm such a genius.

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  40. You do realise I asked Lav or someone to ask because i didt know if i'd be in my state when he posts

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  41. Tell that to Zaf. She asked the question.

    I was just passing the message. :)

    You still want me to, Zaf?

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  42. Wow. I didnt realize how much a community the blog comments were. Well, I did, I just never bothered to stick around and witness it, because I normally get here after lots of comments. Now I'm not, though, so hello everyone!

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  43. DEREK DEREK YOU BETTER COMMENT!!! MY BIRTHDAY IS ON JANUARY 25th

    *nods*

    Me be 15 i feel old

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  44. Oh. Sorry. I gotta go.

    Someone else ask Derek Zaf's questions please! But first, I'll do one more.

    DEREK! ZAFIRA HAS A QUESTION FOR YOU!

    Hey guys if Derek should Blogspeak and im not here can someone ask him theae from me?

    When did the war with Mevolent start and end?

    Can an Elemental make the spark for summoning fire expand to make electricity?


    Bye guys!

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  45. OMG
    DEREK IT IS A MIRACLE!!
    TWEET SOON YOU BRILLIANT MAN!!

    :D

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  46. Strange to think the series started when you were 9, huh?

    Wait, that means it started when I was 10. Where has the time gone?

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  47. Bye Lav!

    *nods*

    He better answer ill be out of state tomorrow :/

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  48. *frowns* I don't like Twitter it confuses me. How am I supposed to express anything in 150 characters

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  49. Ahh, I see.*nods to Flame* Well, uuh, good luck. *shrugs*

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  50. ZAF!!!
    *hugs*

    Okay :D

    DEREK DEREK DEREK!!

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  51. I started reading it in 2008. I know what you mean ^^

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  52. [Pulls out flute and plays the Imperial March really loud to get Derek's attention]

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  53. DEREK
    GET
    ON
    HERE
    NOW
    AND
    STOP
    STALKING
    US!!

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  54. Yeah, you better come back and update your post! And maybe answer Zaf's questions while your at it?

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  55. I'll be going. Rugby match in themorning.




    BLERH

    I hate the winter, I have a cold.

    Its supposed to sleet and snow tomorrow, too....

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  56. *plays Harry Potter music on viola*

    *throws cheese at everyone*

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  58. There's Cheddar Cheese!

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  59. It was partly cloudy here... but SO COLD!

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  60. Theres Zaf being good!

    *sighs*

    Why does he do this?

    ONE TINY COMMENT?

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  61. Hooray! Twitter NEEDS you! You'll see, it will become your new domain where you shall reign! Rain? Rein? Yeah, lording over things. And rightly so!

    Bows, curtseys to the golden god, and departs with a flourish of flapping skirts...

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  62. He may have signed out, you are aware of that right? It is almost one am.

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  63. I can't decide my magic
    I want to have three magics, but I'm pretty sure I can only have two before the surge

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  64. He said he usually goes to bed at 2am

    DAMN IT TIMEZONES

    When you actually have to ask him something

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  65. Henry the plastic owl says hi!!!

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  66. I now feel compelled to get a Twitter...

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  67. DO IT ARIANA. GET A TWITTER.


    I mean, uh, hi.

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  68. Nix you can study multiple things but by the Surge you gotta pick one

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  69. Yes, but he still may have signed out. I'm usually awake til 2am I am not usually here.

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  70. Yeah true

    Great :/

    Im not on at all this weekend as if i wanna go see my cpusins they like the twins NOTHING in common

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  71. *glances at Val*

    *holds two twigs in the shape of a cross at Val*

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  72. I am here considerably more often than I am talking here.

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  73. However, I am presumably not around as much as Val V.
    [glances nervously at Val]

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  74. *hisses at Robin and backs away into the shadows*


    *plays Jaws on viola in the background*

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  75. I don't really want one... I guess you'll just have to tell me what he says.

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  76. My cousins both like me, but they hate each other...

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  77. Nor are you Becky....I should so ask people to terrofy Derek for me since i never will meet him

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  78. You're all lurky lurkers.

    BACK DEMON *grins at Val*

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  79. Kingdom of the Wicked Spoilers

    Patrick at the start said that the kids should only be able to learn at most two of the magics

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  81. There's a kid in my class who used to refer to me as "She-Demon".


    There was also one who called me Sparkles, and now calls me Evil Plant Vine Thingy, but let's not go in to that.

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  82. She-Demon is good. Sparkles is funny.

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  83. He thinks I'm a vampire. But real vampires don't sparkle. He refused to stop, though, so I stabbed him with a fork.

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  84. Oh i call Vinette Riddle my Pet because i fired her from Prime Detective because i trust Lord Vile to be detective then her

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  85. "Everything should sparkle. Except maybe vampires."
    --Another Glitch reference no one will get...

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  86. Well, they don't BURN in sunlight either.

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  87. Gaaah Zaffy needs to type a research paper just type not write

    Wbd

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  88. Fabi must needs to leave...
    Bye-bye!

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  89. GAH!
    either "Fabi must leave" or "Fabi needs to leave"
    Take your pick.

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  90. What? After all, going with the original Bram Stoker's Dracula, Dracula's powers only disappear during the day, he doesn't burst into flame.

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  91. Not actually, here commenting for first page comment.


    AND MASTER DEREK, MY PARENTS TOLD ME TO ASK YOU WHY YOU DON'T GET THE REST OF THE BOOKS PUBLISHED IN AMERICA WITH A DIFFERENT PUBLISHER, BECAUSE HARPERCOLLINS IS SO MEAN?


    Their question, not mine.

    *poofs*

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  92. Damn. I didn't realise there was a new post... I WILL GET FIRST SOMEDAY.

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  94. OOOOOH! DEREK! IMPORTANT! I HAVE SOMETHING TO ASK YOU!
    Ok, guys, in 2014 when the last SP book [:(] comes out, I'm going to write a fan fic about the requiem ball and I'm trying to get the characters of as many SP fans OCs as possible to go. And GUESS WHAT DEREK?
    i'M INVITING YOU! ('Cause it would be rude not to) but I need your permission. Can you come?

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  95. Ok, I'm deleting it now, hope you saw it!

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  96. Death and I already posted chapters, did you see!
    I'm so excited!!! [bounces]
    Can't wait to read yours!

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  97. I doubt he'll say anything. It is 1:30 am...

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  98. *Scowls*. Yeah, I saw the chapters for you and Death they're really good :) Do I have permission to use your character in the Requiem ball?

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  99. Sure, go ahead!
    Msd, Internet malfunctioning funny...can't see what I type.

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  100. Hey guys! Guess what? My mom finally let me start a blog!

    Tell me if you want to be able to access it, my mom made me set the privacy settings like that.



    If no one asks, I will be sitting here sad and lonely, watching my brother play Kingdom Hearts on the PS2.

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  101. I'll read it, when my iPod doenst make everything white...

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  102. Greetings, Sir.

    Hi Kallie! I know... :*( *hugs back*

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  103. Life is full of tragedies... But Emerald has been exceptionally brave, I don't think I could ever go through something like this.

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  104. Hi Kestrel!
    Hi, Kallie [hugs]

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  105. Hi Fabi!


    Sir, that she has. *nods sadly*

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  106. Em has been brave beyond belief.

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  107. She has. I don't think that I could have coped.

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  108. 'Lo Sev! How's the Mevolent chapter?

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  109. Hey Fabi! I've got to work on that. I was busy making my own blog so I didn't have time. I will do that now.

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  110. Hello! *hugs Kallie and Kes*
    Um. This is embarrassing, but I can't work out how to post a new chapter for the mevolentminions thing. How do you do it?

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  111. Off to the left, an orange button labeled "New post"

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  112. What's the password for it? It got changed, and I'm not allowed to email you guys

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  113. Or if you've already set it up, top right next to the title for 'Publish'

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  114. Hello, Blogland Collaboration? Which Bloglandoan are you currently? *hugs*

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  115. Hi!!

    You go to blogger dashboard then press the pencil button!!!

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  116. Why are people deleting comments? This confuses me.

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  118. Hi Death!!! I read your chapter, love it!

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  119. Hello, lots-of-people-many-of-whom-I-do-not-know.

    I'm silently correcting your grammar....

    ~eyeballs~

    What time is it?

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  120. I just got my hair dyed!!!!! It is wonderful and blonde and medium length and I have a side fringe!!!

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  121. This is Persephone. This is my first comment as Blogland Collaboration

    I'm working on mine now.

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  122. I can't find the orange button :( I'm blind. ut I swear, it's not there... :(

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  123. Hello, person-whom-I-do-not-know!
    I'm Fabi!
    [shakes hand]

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  124. And Blogland deleted my last comment. ~eyeballs Blogland~
    ~Blogland quivers, frightened~

    I SAID

    Ah, Mr. Landy, this post isn't about BOOKS, you know, but oh, well, I'm happy with what I get :P

    Or something along those lines ~dot~~dot~~dot~...

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  125. Thanks Fabulous! Sorry about the lower class opponent... Though, it is true that I can kill you by looking at you... I will not kill my master though...

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  126. Sapphire, do you see where it says My Blogs in the upper left corner? Under that should be a New Post button

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  127. Near the top, off to the left?
    Not top top though...

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  128. Guys...

    I know that Tuesday morning came as a shock to a lot of you on here and I'm not sure if any of you are really okay.

    So are you guys okay? Please tell me if you are really getting upset or distressed over Chase's passing.

    I would hate to think that some of you are suffering and I wasn't there for you...

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  129. Fabi isn't much of a fighter...it's ok.
    She's stronger mentally than physically.

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  130. Don't worry Em. It's sad, but trying to cheer you up cheers me up.
    Thanks guys! I found it *sheepish face*

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  131. Em, I'll live... Thanks...

    But more importantly, how are YOU?

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  132. Hi Death! Hi Val! Hi Skyril!

    *eyes Skyril*

    You haven't been on in ages...*pokes*

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  133. Em, you don't need to worry about us... We're too busy worrying about you.

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