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At some point over the next few weeks... I WILL tweet.
But it's not going to be what you expect.
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- Derek Landy writes the Skulduggery Pleasant series because getting a proper job is so overrated.
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Ice cream...
*Still getting sewed up*
Yeah, I know! Louis got it all refurbished! And he got a new picture put up on the wall... HEY GET THE HELL OUT OF LOUIS' APARTMENT!
*clutches Harry*
*hands out ice cream!*
Wait Death...octopus people exist?!
Of course not, that would be ridiculous.
Yep... I'm stuck in... A clam... OW!!! Careful!.. With them...
*taps on maras shoulder* *kicks harrys legs EXTREMELY hard* *punches harry in the gut* THATS FOR KICKING ME. and the punch was for fun... *melts away*
*grins* And a talking shark isn't?
Lyssa, haha it's a ded team... JOIN ITT!!
Note I have never said I was probable in any way, shape, or form.
Isys,
MAHU and SPPB are these two groups of crazy people who try to ded each page to either
Mycroft and His Umbrella
Or
Sherlock and his pipe/patches.
*takes ice cream off of Shaida*
Thanks!
*goes and sits in tree house*
*Finish getting patched up*
That really hurt! Now I need out...
...and no one noticed?
How odd.
HARRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! *hugs Harry*
Harry: Ow...
Me: Oh my God Hazza, here, I'll get a.. A healer!
SOMEONE HELP US! *cries*
*kicks Mel where ever she may be* OH STAR WHAT THE HELL DID YOU KICK MEL FOR EVEN THOUGH YOU WEREN'T HERE.
Got to go... Bye! :)x
*suspicious* Jubi, depends what I'm joining into...
And no, you didn't. :)
Scratch that!
Shai... I am very VERY dissapointed with you...
MAHU....
Hmmf
Hey, Fabi gave me a cookie. IRL!
Her cookies are SOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOD!
Lyssa... I'LL GIVE YOU A COOKIE IF YOU JOIN....!!!
MARA. NO. THATS BAD. *reapears beside harry* aww your so... annoying? *kicks him once more *chuckles* *hears mara coming...*disapears*
Ah, I see Shai. Then I guess I'll have to pass Jubi... :D
Uugghhhhhhhh
PLEASEEE!!!!
I'm begging. You don't get to see this everyday
mara hurt my sides...owchie...
*Would kick Harry really hard if wasn't in shell*
He's turned our friend into his slave...
*glares at Mel* *chops her head off* *resumes talking to Harry*
I think I might attack the rest of 1D...yes...I'll be right back...
Sorry Jubi! ^.^
Fine. Hmmf
xD
*picks head up* *crystals in neck reapear and join together again* there all better :)
Just... DON'T. JOIN. MAHU.
WAIT! I can use gravity to open the calm!!!
*Twists hands to make gravity repell itself*
*Opens clam shell*
Yay! I'm free!!!
*Pants*
Congratulations, Death!
NOOOO KILL JUSTIN BIEBER OR THE WANTED! SOMEONE I HATE!
YAY DEATH!! YOU DID IT!!
Thanks...
*Swims to the shore and climbs out of the ocean*
Okay... I hate water...
I'd be HAPPY to kill Justin Beiber
ugh the other members of 1D are sooo whinie their all saying "Why is this bag on my head?" and "why am I tied up?" god, but the worst one is "wheres harry? is he ok?" its hurting my ears :L
...maybe Jubi..hehe. XD
Especially after the 'Cut For Bieber'... -_-
I am actually afraid of water. Shouldn't be. But I am.
Full info on MAHU
mahuvians.blogspot.com
Mmmmm....cookie!
*glares at Lyssa*
MAHU=evil
does anyone - except mara - want to torture any member of 1D for 1 cookie?
MELICA THOU PURPLE HUED MALTWORM! THIS IS SPARTAAAAAA!
Don't worry Liam, Niall, Zayn and Louis! I'M COMING FOR NARNIA!
Torture?
Come now, I would hope we are all above that, even against the most deplorable human beings.
No thanks, Melicia. Fabi gave me a whole plateful for that link!
nope Im not above that, I really wish I was but...no when it comes to 1D im not...
who would you like Jubi? you can choose anyone :)
I'LL HELP YOU MEL!
Sir, you are absolutely correct. I cannot possibly condone this despicable behavior.
[considers what to do about it]
OK! just torture away its really fun ... Im evil :)
*cries in corner*
You have made the best night of my life the worst.
*sighs* This is the worst week ever...
*Walks up to Harry*
This is for Adelaide!
*Punches him inthe mouth*
Be distant
Hmm.
Which one should I torture?
mara for 3 cookies for me and jubi each I would be willing to hand them over to you unhurt and in need of a hug?
HARRY! *runs towards him* HAZZABEAR I'M COMING! *hugs him* *kisses his forehead* Shh. DEATH YOU MADE HIM BLEED!
*hands Mel 3 cookies* (::) (::) (::)
*hands Jubi 3 cookies* (::) (::) (::)
ohh and also you will need to heal them...and come and get them...and fill out some paperwork...and if they cant talk for the next week its because I froze their adams apple and their voice box' so yeah...thats irreversable and also give 3 cookies to death cause that was halarious... :D
Wbd/msd
...
Well, because I'm upset, I'm just gonna leave. Goodnight. *disappears*
Yay! Cookies!! And bleeding Harry Styles!!!
COOKIES!!
Night!!
Oh. Bye, Mara.
Does anyone know how I can become a contributer on MC?
Bye Maraaa
aww Im sorry mara, but you were the one who told me to stand in the corner... sorry <3 *gets 1D* *melts away* *repears beside mara and handcuffs her to them*
*Shudders*
Mel...
Bye Nara!
I know...moment of weakness but...
Death, I think Fabi does. I'll check.
I shall assume that Eden has left?
*Put Mayday Parade C.D. on*
Brb..
Thanks!
I have a dinosaur enclosure...
Cool!!!
*Mara.
Urgh, Internet connection is so damn slow.
I do sell and buy dinosaurs...if your interested...
*Grabs jar of peanut butter and starts eating it*
I weally wike peanut bu'er
I have never tried peanut butter...
Hah your assumptions are wrong.
* quickly swaps mayday parade for fun cd when no one is looking. *
Do you have a t-Rex?
Fabi wants to know if you need the new password to the collab account, or have that and want to write as Death Rose instead of bloglandcollaboration.
She also says "Hi!!!!"
Death I was working on my entry I'll send you what I've got so far.
It is now 6 minutes past midnight on a Sunday morning...
Today's the day...
Eden! Where were you?
*Glances at cd*
Okay, that's a good band too...
What day?
I sure do I have a female and a male and I also have 6 child ones aswell :)
Oh.
I'm sorry, Emerald.
Hi Eden!
I want to write as Death Rose!
Is it going good Eden?
*Hugs Em*
I'm sorry...
Funeral Eden...
Is there a boy child?
It's going well I think it might get a bit long.
I didn't describe the town much though, ps if you want to mention itim thebakers son.
Oh...
But do you already have the new password? Cause if you do, you can invite yourself by signing on as bloglandcollaboration, then selecting settings from the menu on the left and typing your own email in under "add authors"
If not, you can email Fabi (fabi.the.fabulous@gmail.com) and she can add you as an author.
Hope that made sense...I seldom do.
Your dinosaur enclosure sounds fascinating, Mel!
*Looks at block of text.*
I hate big blocks of words...
yup there is do you want it?
What are you using as food ?
Gotta go now, sleep and what not. Bye!
Bye, Isys!
I believe as the son of a vet I am entitled to do a health and safety check.
You do have an in date health and safety permit?
you can use anything really...I feed it cows...some chickens... it really just depends BUT the 1 rule you MUST remember is not to feed it after dark much like a gremlin it will flip out and try to kill you :)
and I must go so bye! and you cant shut my enclosure down...its hidden mwahahaha and if you want to buy a dinosaur then I will sell you one later! bye!
Bye, Mel!
Bye mel and if you don't have a health cert and you fail thecheckiwill rain downhard with my evil penofdoom
*Laughs*
G2g...
Success?
Yes! I am now an author!!!
Eden, it's great!!!!
Awesome! Bye!!!
Will be back later-ish. Fabi wants to use the computer to type the thing she's been working on...
Bye Shai!
Thanks email me yours when you've done it.
Bye shai.
Okay! I'll work on it after I have a shower!
STAY ON PLEASE!
I have to wash my hair and then I'll be back on!
I'm back!!!
Yes, Death Rose, you are...
Indubitably...
I'm still here. Distant though.
Hey guys!
Wbd, writing for the MC. I recently posted one, but the MUSE...
Does anyone know how to add a follow button to a blog?
No, sorry...
I'm distant too...
Well, I've tried to add the follow button. Not totally sure if I succeeded.
http://persephonegrief.blogspot.com
I, as well, am here distantly.
Also writing an MC!
Hey everyone!
Hi, Duck!
Hi guys!
Distant, watching Madagascar.
Hello, Kessie!
Greetings, to all of you distant Bloglandians.
I'm distant as well...
Greetings, Sir!
Hey Fabi!
Greetings, Sir. Have you been fortunate to see the animation Madagascar, or do you not partake in such frivolities?
Hi everybody! I poofed for dinner but I'm back now! Am I correct in assuming (based on the dedication of the page before this one) that MC stands for Mevolent Collaboration?
Kestrel, your underestimation of my tastes wounds me so. I keep a close eye on these "cinema" capital goods, and they seem to present quite the interesting and entertaining experience.
Yep!
Still distant!
*laughs*
I sincerely apologise for an insult I may have caused, and you can find it fit to forgive me.
Yes, it does, Aretha.
Gtg, bbs.
*and hope
Wow, sweet! I guess this whole thing is pretty popular... I'm really happy about that! I was sort of afraid that no one would like it and the blog would just die...
Indubitably, Kestrel. You must surely realize it is quite out of my character to hold a grudge of any shape or form...
Unless, of course, we are speaking about racoons.
Hi Death! Hi Aretha!
Sir, what is it that you have against raccoons?
Hey Kes! How are you?
Indubitably is an amazing word...
I'm good Aretha, you?
Bye Fabi!
Hey Aretha!
Does anyone here have healing powers? Because I might get stabbed soon....
Ember does(September Silver).
Racoons are cads! Scoundrels! Rouges! Boors! Scamps! Thieves!
Cool. Next time she's on I'll ask her if I can put her in my story.
Unless she's on now?
Sorry, Seph, I don't... WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU BE GETTING STABBED?!?! I can't heal you, but I can certainly come and back you up if you find some way to contact me... You mean in the MC? I could always be walking by the forest and hear you call for help. Unless you don't want that.
Knaves! Rascals! Blackguards! Vagabonds! Crooks! Dastardly scalawags!
It's sort of planning ahead. Not anytime soon.
I created a new character. Marcus Shrewd. I might write him a few chapters, I quite like him.
I know Ember has a draft of a chapter to be published on MC... I don't know what it's about, though. I only read published posts- drafts, in my mind at least, are private and off limits.
Sir, I do believe that this is the first time I have witnessed your anger. Can not sharks consume raccoons?
Excuse me? Why on earth would I eat a racoons? Stringy, devious fiends...
Does anyone want to be Persephone's target? She's being hired by the American Sanctuary.
Sir, in that manner you could exterminate them from this Earth, but I fully understand your abhorrence.
Ember's draft is done, she sent it to me to publish, but it also has Fabi in it, so I have to post something first.
I am back, by the way.
Anyone? Because I can't continue until I figure it out. If no one wants to, I'll just make someone up.
Shai can. She's using Siren Cacophony as her charactgiigohtsGOxushvUsvidbisgksb
NONONONONO
Kill Zaf again.
Well, Seph, I'm very tempted to volunteer, but I work for the American Sanctuary- on good terms, I might add- so I'm afraid I can't help you... Unless they've taken to having their own assasins assasinated by freelance assasins... Sorry I just couldn't pass up the opportunity to say that three times in one sentence.
Um...Fabi? What was that?
Sev, I'm helping Mevolent! You could use me... But, being Mevolent's General, you'd probably get killed...
That was Shai... She doesn't want to be volunteered...
I've got to go now. Comment on my previous story, Persephone Grief: Rules if you want to be my target.
Grief out.
Dont kill me! Just got home
I want Zaf to be like a spy if you guys think it'e work like spying on Mevolent
I mean, I could still be the target if you want- if, like, some member of the Sanctuary wanted me out so they could get a promotion or something- but that would have to be more of a dark alley type transaction than official Sanctuary business... Unless you want me framed for a crime I didn't commit (shapeshifter or something like that) which I could totally do, if you want.
Bye!
(You can assassinate Leila Nightshade if you want)
Bye Sevpie!
MINE?
HEY ZAF!!!! I've actually been waiting for you to get on all day- in my next chapter for the MC I'm going to be looking for you, so I wanted to know if you want to collaborate on that. Or I could just not find you, which would also be fine with me- I just need to know so I can start writing.
Bye Sev
Oh wow I'm first. I wasn't even trying... 0.o
MINE!
And yeah thats fine sorry i was in New York today and i wont be on tomorrow :/
Oh, come on.
Hi Zaf!
Greetings, Zaf!
Hiya! Brb i want my pjs
Oh, ok then. So, for the sake of time, it's better if I don't find you...? (honestly I could do this just as well either way)
Kes, did you want the dedication?
No, it's fine. I didn't have a dedication in mind, I just like getting first.
Oh. Ok then. I don't have a dedication in mind either. :p
Sev, don't kill me, no matter what Fabi says!!!
Oh, she's gone...
Oh! Also, Zaf, I need to know for Persephone- if I committed a terrible crime (well obviously I wouldn't do that, but if I was framed for one- like by a shapeshifter or something) would you hire an outside assasin to kill me? Like, is that the kind of thing you would do?
If she didn't, I would. Despite all outward appearances, I'm very protective of the Grand Mage. *grins*
I have time tonight and probably tomorrow
And no i would be logic and find out the truth if you were guilty i would kill you
Leila Nightshade and/or Arsenic Blythe would work as well. It would make sense, since they keep raising Mevolent's allies.
Ok, cool. I'll scratch myself as a possible target for Persephone then, and start writing... Where will I find you? (first place I'm looking is the Sanctuary)
East Coast Sanctuary(it's in New York).
Sweet. I'll get writing, then.
Yeah Kessie is right
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