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- Derek Landy
- Derek Landy writes the Skulduggery Pleasant series because getting a proper job is so overrated.
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«Oldest ‹Older 1401 – 1600 of 4926 Newer› Newest»Hi Sharky!!!!
Memories. 90% of you we are is made up of memories. Great ded :)
Cool sir.
*who we are
Star - I am more than happy :D I got a new 1D poster and the DVD and I have all my Bloglandians here with me on my phone! :P Life is good! :)
Mel - You're doing a good job... :)
And thank you too, Sapphire!
I have a black fedora... It has red feathers... I love it to bits!!!!
*Puts fedora on*
Yay for happy!!!
*grins* WTWBTDOCIHHATDWI. Aka Why There Wouldn't Be Twelve Days Of Christmas If Hunter Had Anything To Do With It. Only right now in my story Hunter's friends are throughly planning and counter-planning against him so he might not extend Christmas terribly far . . .
Ah, his friends are such helpful, caring people. *laughs*
Fabi - VEEEERY.
Thanks Sapphy!
I have a silver top hat I made out of recycled materials...
Star, I think I'll just say WTHWGSJ727ETHSJ or somesuch and presume you will know what I am talking about.
Yay! Good lifey! *hands life cupcake and give it a gold star*
*spanks TDWTSV and sends it to stand int he naghty corner* :P
*Takes Death's fedora* Fletcher! Fletcher? Where is that boy when you need him?
I have a grey fedora with a black band.
It's awesome.
*noms on cupcake* THANK YOU STAR :D
*laughs* I'll understand. :P
Maybe I should just call it WULHVJHVJMVCJHV or WGUGHJSVBAHKV or whatever. It's easier. :P
Maralie, can I persuade you to take off your **Warning: is Rubbish** thing? And if not- can I remove it for you? Your chapter really doesn't deserve that...
My little bother just burnt himself on his porridge bowl!!!
Hi, Guys!
*Warning*
Will randomly disappear for several minutes before returning as if nothing ever happened
*Warning Over*
~Points drammatically at SapphireShadowgirl~
YOU ARE MY TWIN!
Well, probably. Or... you might be a doppelganger, in which case I hope I'm not the evil one O_o
"Pleasure to make your acquaintance."
I've been using that for YEARS :P
*Runs after fedora*
Fletcher isn't the only Teleporter! Don't give it to Eden!!!
Take it off, Mara. Please?
Death; Is that even possible? *hides fedora behind back*
Are - Uh, yes, it is...
Aretha I have a question about the blog if you write does it have to collaborate with others because I've wrote a piece but I don't know if it contradicts anyone else's.
:) :) :)
*realises I'm smiling* You're all amoungst the ranks of the awesome. :)
WHICH MEANS YOU CANNOT JOIN THE RANKS BECAUSE YOU'RE ALREADY IN THEM! HA! *taunts* YOU CAN'T JOIN THE RA-ANKS! YOU CAN' JOIN THE RA-ANKS!
. . . *wonders why I haven't grown bored of this yet*
Yes... It is 9:04am here...
*Lunges after fedora*
ARE THESE 5 BOYS TRYING TO KILL ME.
AHHHHHH OMFG HARMONIES! HARMONIEEEEEEEES! :D OMGGGG HARRY POINTED AT THE SCREEN!
ASDFGHJKLDFCSUBINDIVDUVSYJ&-"-'*GUDGJ-'HHJGCHH
Eden! Catch! *throws fedora* Skyril, why am I your twin? I like your name btw. But just call me Saph.
HI SKYRIL!
It doesn't! It could be different times or places!
* leaps grabs fedora and rolls into landing in kneeling pose. *
Impressive or what?
mara calm down before you kill yourself :)
Impressive, Eden.
Mara. Boys always seem like they're trying to kill you. They don't mean to. It's just one of their endearing features.
I think I will go with what...
That was VERY impressive!
*Holds out hands*
May I please have my fedora back?
I THINK I AM DEAD! THIS MUST BE HEAVEN! AHHHHHH!! *fangirls*
You think they have internet access in heaven?
*Facepalm*
Mara...
I just remembered, I'm stuck in a clam with Random Fire Hand and a village of Octopus People...
*hands over fedora. *
*throughs own fedora grabs it and does a Michael Jackson hat flip onto head. *
No, you don't have to collaborate with others. My segment hasn't coincided with anyone else's yet. You can just go along and post it, and if it does contradict someone else's they'll either work around it or talk to you and you can both work it out. I'm excited to see what you've written!
I dont like 1D simply because they consume my friends and kill them. they may aswell be called killing aliens...or something like that...
*Puts fedora on*
Thank you!
*Hugs*
Nice move!
Oh, I just re-read what Skyril said and I now realise why he/she (Girl or boy?) said we're twins.
Thanks aretha I'll post it when I've just finished.
I need to steal someone's fedora... It's an instinct.
She, Saph. :)
*Hides fedora in Octopus House*
What? I don't have a fedora!
*hides my red fadora with a black tassel*
Oh... *embarrassed face*
It's a team project, so it would be best not to contradict... but everyone is starting off with their own character(s), so it doesn't have to continue the existing story someone else began.
I think a bunch of characters are going to meet up eventually, but you can start something by yourself now.
Probably at this point, someone else has answered the question in a less confusing way...Whatever.
Hmm... *thinks carefully* Be back in a minute!
Honestly, these newfangled fedoras are ridiculous. The best hats are old-fashioned, Top Hats and Bowler Hats.
Hmm... *thinks carefully* Be back in a minute!
Top hats are cool, my fedora is cooler though...
You're not allowed steal my fedora.
* hammers down sign saying licences for stealing fedoras must be shown at all times. *
* swaps fedora for policemans hat. *
Ma'am may I see you're licence.
*Laughs at Eden*
Hi Sir! I'm Aretha- an adept who uses blood manipulation. I'm an assasin for the American Sanctuary. Lovely to meet you! *offers hand*
OMFGGGGGGGG.
THEY ARE SINGING USE SOMEBODY.
Well, that's me dead. *nods*
Fedoras are the hats worn by detectives and people cool enough to where them.
They're also worn by the cool people of the 20sand 30s
Fezzes are cool. I love my fez.
bowties are cool. I love my bowtie.
Quite lovely to meet you as well, Aretha.
I am your average gentleman, besides the entire shark matter. I can see into the past of my immediate area.
Mayhap I should try writing again...wbd
Mara, can I PLEASE remove your bad writing warning?
B-J... Since when did I have siblings!!?
I never knew you could do that sir.
Aretha - Mmm no.
*reappears with black hat* Skulduggery has so many hats, I'm sure he won't notice that one is missing.
*Removes sign from the ground*
Melica and Aretha; Sigh. Doctor who fans through and through...
*reappears with black hat* Skulduggery has so many hats, I'm sure he won't notice that one is missing.
*Removes sign from the ground*
Melica and Aretha; Sigh. Doctor who fans through and through...
YEAH! WHOVIANS FOR THE WIN!!!
Indeed, Eden. I usually enjoy keeping my abilities not completely known.
Of course, you do realize that I may be lying, and be a double agent. Or quadruple agent.
If you look at the last three comments they make no sense separately but together they form a complex web of craziness.
I have siblings! Serpine has more kids... At least according to B-J's post on M.C.
YES HARRY I KNOW YOU LOVE ME :3
Woow... um... how long was gone for? It didn't seem THAT long... xD
Ok, I seriously didn't intend to disappear for THAT long, however long that was...
*Dies*
~imapales the "for" at the end of the first sentence~
It is irrelevent and grammtically incorrect.
Yeah! I was commenting on that earlier, Death- this is going to get really interesting! I wonder if Derek knows about this yet...
*grammatically xD
WHOVIANS ARE THE BEST! WE BEAT DIRECTIONERS (no offence Mara) ! I HAVE A BOWTIE AND ITS COOL. I ALSO HAD A FEZ BUT IT DIED.
SNOW ON STAGE?!
ONE DIRECTION REALLY ARE MAGICAL... O.O «3
[high fives the other person who doesn't use asterisks]
R.I.P. Mel's fez
MELICA WHATEVERYOURMIDDLENAMEIS FROST. HOW DARE YOU?!
Go stand in the corner. You are being shunned.
@Sapphire
Thanks! I like my name too :D
She, definitely a she. xD
@Star
HIYA, BSOITHEA!
[Does not qualify as a Directioner or a Whovian. Avoids arguing.]
*stares at Mara* I said no offence...
[Hi-fives Fabi] I'm not a Directioner or a Whovian either.
[Is preparing to vanish into MC world.]
[Still finds those initials amusing.]
[High fives Saphy back]
Sorry. I am actually sorry. Really sorry. I need to learn to stop distonateing . . .
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES YES YES YES YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!! I WANT TO ATTEND!!!!!!
[Grins, then vanishes, leaving Saphy personally offended if word is to be believed.]
Bye! Will be back soon-ish!
I think getting rid o f the sign results in a fine.
Or if you can't take the rhyme you'll do the time.
Im not gonna stand in the corner...its lonely...
Nooo! I am SO offended! :P Bye Fabi
Nooo! I am SO offended! :P Bye Fabi
LOL, I'm hardly keeping up. But that's ok. I'll smile and nod, and insert a comment here and there :P
After all, I AM LOVING this chapter of FF I'm writing at the moment, and am sorta paying more attention to that then to y'all.
:P
No Harry, YOU don't know you're beautiful! *giggles*
HEY GUYS!! canst stay long... So MSD
*Takes fedora back from octopus house*
How is life outside the clam?
Mara...
Grand.
Yes Death? *smiles*
my thought exactly death...
AW BOYS STAHP IT! You're beautiful too! *fangirl giggles*
*Tries to pry open the shell again*
*Doesn't budge*
Okay, I'm going to try the door over there again...
*Opens door*
*Gets harpooned in the leg*
OW ! OW! OW!
Seriously Mara? Seriously?
NAWH HARRY STAHP IT! *blushes*
ZAYNIE SWEETHEART I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE 20 TODAY! :') MY BABIES THEY GROW OLDER!
*Continues walking into room*
*Something wraps around wrist*
*Turns sharp and takes hand off*
Hey! I wanted that hand!!!
Sorry, I poofed for a bit.
Eden; You can try to fine me...
Mara; OMG. Save me now ;)
Death, I like your new pic.
Death, do you need help?
SAPHY I KNOWWWW TOTALLY!!!
It's my old pic actually... The first one I had!
*Holds stump of arm*
Okay.
*heres a twenty euro fine.
Payable by cash or check.
*hands over fine*
Maybe... I'll see...
*Continues walking*
*Falls over and gets impaled*
That's a new one!
Hey everyone! :D
*clicks fingers and burns fine*
*whimpers*
Y U TRY KILL ME 1D?!?
They're not wearing shirts... O.O
Hi Alyssa
I WANNA SAVE YA SAVE YA SAVE YA... TONIGHT!
GAH! Emotions... «3
Nice to meet you Alyssa. I'm Sapphire Iota, but you can call me Saph
they should be shot for that, thats technically like half way to getting nude in public which is a crime...
Hi Aly! *hugs*
Hi Death Rose. I don't think we've met yet so I'll introduce myself... I'm Alyssa but call me Aly, Lyssa or Isys. I don't mind! :)
I finally posted. :)
http://inkystar.blogspot.com/
I think I might go to sleep soon. Msd.
Ow... Getting im... paled... hurts...
MELICA I TOLD YOU TO STAND IN THE CORNER!
Hi Saph! Nice to meet you.
Hey Mara! *hugs back*
Please... Call me... Death...
AND I SAID NO! IT LONELY AND COLD and not nice...
Hi Mel!
Hey Alyssa!
*tackles Melica*
*growls* Listen to me, Melica Frost. You will do as I say before I burn your flacking face off! *holds light to Melica's face*
Hello, people!
Hi.. Shai...
*stands by Death and looks down* I thin I should help you.
Need any help, Death?
Hi Shaida! Death, are you okay?
Hello Shai!
*goes over to Death* If you say One Direction are amaZayn, I'll help you.
jesus christ...Im still not gonna stand in the corner... *blows light out with frost breath* its a weird power yeah but thats where the frost comes from...*jumps up* come get me mara if you can XD
I'll be... fine...
Thanks any... way
Hi Shai
*teleports on top of Mel's back*
GO INTO THE CORNER!!!! *whacks Mel's head*
Hi, Alyssa!
You can call me Shai.
If you're sure, Death...
Death, you're dying...
Haha, how ironic...
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW why? why mara? *melts onto floor* *reapears behind mara*
*Waves hand dismissively*
I'll be... perfect... in... no time...
Okay! Call me Aly, Lyssa or Isys - I don't mind. :)
Try... dancing wi... th Death...
You really like s and y, don't you, Isys?
*teleports above Mel* *kicks Mel's head* *teleports away* *repeats*
Death... Say it.
You sure you're ok?
*grins* I could say the same for you.
Nah... I'd be... lying... if I did...
I SWEAR TO GOD MARA. THAT HURT. A LOT. *melts to floor* *reapears with a knife around harry styles neck* I WILL kill him if you hit me again.
I'm... sure as... day
Well, I'm not Shaysa Sevyrlyss...
Hi everyone...
...but yeah, s and y are good letters.
*screams* NONONONONONONONONO!!!!!!! MELICA NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO BLOGFIGHTS?! THIS IS JUST PLAIN TORTURE!!!!! *falls to ground* HAZZABEAR NOOOOOOO! *collapses*
*laughs* I guess not, but I like my name so it stays.
Hey... Em...
How are... you?
Hi Em! *hugs*
*melts to ground* *reapears with harry beside mara* here have him, he talks too much just DONT make me stand in the corner or hit me because of it again...it hurts...
It's a nice name.
I almost took the name Lyssa Nevermore, but I changed my mind.
Hi Emerald!
Em! *whines* Melica is trying to kill Harry! Plsase stop her!
hey emerald! :)
Hi Em! *hugs* By the way, Death's stuttering because she got impaled. Just so you know.
JUBI!!! hi
:-P
Hi Em! *hugs* By the way, Death's stuttering because she got impaled. Just so you know.
Hi Jubi!
Well, I like your name as it is Shai. :)
*Gets self off impaling wood*
Okay... Let's see... if these... Octopus people have... A doctor...
*Crawls back to town*
I gave him back...to you...
Same.
Thanks, Isys!
NO! SHAI NO! You don't deserve a hi...
But
SHAI!! hi
Hey guys. I think I have a few minutes...
CRAP!!
JOIN SPPB
*hugs Harry* There there baby. Shh, it's okay... Maralie's here now... STUPID MELICA stole you...
*sneaks up behind Mel* *kicks her* *runs away*
TO LOUIS' APARTMENT MY LOVE!
RIM!!! LYSSA!!!!
Hi
Hi Rim!
Greetings Rim.
Hi Rim!
Hi again Sir!
SPPB? Sorry - new and all.. :)
One Direction are... You can't even comprehend my dislike for them...
Hi Sir Rein!
*Finds octopus doctor that looks a bit like Doctor Nye*
I don't like... you already... but please... fix me...
MARA IM GONNA KILL YOU. WHAT DID I JUST SAY? HMMM? *melts to ground* *reapears in Louis' appartment* hmmm...this is ... cosy...
I dedicate this page to S and Y and people with S and/or Y in their names or their taken names or their character's names.
I also dedicate to Mycroft and his umbrella (Sorry, Jubi, but Fabz gave me a cookie! I am not a permanent MAHUvian, though, as I think it's kinda pointless)
With that, I also ded to cookies and friends and ice cream...mmmmm...
Hi Sparky!
HARRY BLOCK YOUR EARS LOVE!
Sparky, if you want to be attacked, I suggest you are careful...
Hello, Rim!
Yay, ice-cream!
Hello Sir R.!
Hello Sparky!
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