399 followers on Twitter and I never tweet.
But you know what?
At some point over the next few weeks... I WILL tweet.
But it's not going to be what you expect.
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- Derek Landy writes the Skulduggery Pleasant series because getting a proper job is so overrated.
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Clover!!! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
How's you?
Sorry, I'm being distant - I've got quite a few long emails to reply too ...
As soon as it's 2014, remind me to buy my mum a birthday present, coz no way in hell am I making her one again. That just took me, like, three hours. O_O
Hi people who arrived!
Uh, okay.
I ded to... Car washes! Because I'm inside one now! And it's cool!
And Wattpad!
And Blogland!
And all the Bloglandians!
And Derek Landy! :)
And... Me hopefully getting a day off school because of my sick stomach... ;)
And CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES :D
WOOT!
I got the remote...but then I dropped it on my foot, now I'm lazy AND hurt
Hello, Star!
Wbd, writing.
I have a ton of emails, I don't answer them
Contrary to popular belief, I do not get many emails.
I've been here since just after lunch. *laughs*
Only I distonated a mo there. Was dealing with stickyback plastic.
Hey people. I'll only be here for a little bit and msd.
I'm writing my MC story...
Staaaaaaaaaar!!!!!! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
How's you?
Ah, I made my mum a mini birthday cake with my sister. It was sucessful.
Mara - I want a few days off school for the snow which should be appearing soon...
Hi Sev :) *hugs*
Ieni - SNOW?!?!? Where in the world do you live? :o we only get rain... .-.
I want snow! But it has abandoned us :(
How do you add a follow button to your blog?
I made my mum a stop sign. Y'know, a replica of that roadsign that has a person holding his hand out like he's yelling, "STOP!"
She indirectly sort of said she would like one. She may have been joking. Whatever. :P
Hi Sev!!
Mara, your MC story? How's it going? Can't wait for it!!!
Fabi, I just read the one you did with Shai. It's really cool!
Thanks! We team-write a lot.
Fabi - Not very good, I admit...
Ok, Sev.
Ah, yeah. I live in near Bedford, which is somewhere to he left on East Anglia (England). I'm supposed to be getting Heavy Snow on Monday and possibly some appearing on Tuesday.
But hey, weather forcasts aren't know to be accurate.
I've memorized the email, I need to log in as collab so this will take a sec.
Thanks!
Ieni - LUCKY! :O
K, Sev. See if you got it.
Got it Fabi. Thanks, it's really annoying switching between accounts
Does anyone here know how to add a follow button to a blog?
Je ne sais pas.
No, sorry Sev. :(
Snow's also focast here. Not surprising - same country.
No, sorry, Seph.
Dang it. I finally started a blog last night, and I can't figure out the thingies
OMG, I NEED TO ACTUALLY FIND WHO HASANYONESEENMYHAT IS!!!
(and give them a big hug)
[Is going to try to figure it out on Fabisxd]
*forcast
Ieni? What are you talking about?
Ah, sorry.
Do you have Tumblr? Or should I not be bothered to explain...?
Sorry, I'm exceptionally awful at explaining stuff:/
[has failed]
I don't have a Tumblr. I don't really understand it.
I know my stop sign dun't look like much on 'ere, but it took me AGES and I had to redo loads of it and it's layers of thin cardboard with a handle on the back and it's covered in stickyback plastic and . . .
Actually, just ignore all that. I'm a praise-seeking person. One of my imperfections. :(
And it's been proven. School makes me have more of an accent.
Reminds me of Serpine only with a black left hand instead of a red right hand. XD
But I'm keeping Stoppy as my pp atm. I mean, Seph annoyingly has a bluer pic than me, so my bright blue pic was feeling a little redundant.
. . . Since I made Hunter go all 'just because it isn't real doesn't mean it doesn't have feelings', I've been personificating objects more . . .
Anyone else find it scary that what I do to my characters affects me as a person?
I'm sorry Star!
(The rose was just so cool)
:)
Thanks, Fabi. :)
I just realised - I went from a profile pic of a hand to a profile pic of a hand. :/
WTH? Since when was I so into hands?
Actually, I've changed my mind; I love hands. Hands are aweosme. :)
mmm Starburst
Hi Sky!
Ooh. That rhymed :)
I'm a poet
And I know it
My feet show it
They're LONGFELLOWS
Star, that's actually good. It made me laugh. Or maybe I just think it's good, because I know I'd never be able to do it, because I'm rubbish at that kinda stuff.
Ah...same here. I have lots of imperfections, but honestly I'm just meh about it, unless I got on a self-hating rampage.
Going now. Byebye *waves*
I got stuff that needs doing on the collab account....
Wbd
Bye, Ieni!
I'm fine with not being the bluest, Seph. Evil Similey Hand, Handy for short, is a bit miffed though coz Handy's like that. I keep telling it that if it wants to be the brightest blue picture ever it should stop being so dark, but it won't listen.
Which was irritating, so I got rid of it and voila, Stoppy is here.
. . . :/
Okay. I am slightly scared of myself now.
Bye Ieni!
I need another MC story to read. PLEASE. SOMEONE.
*Smiley
Now Handy is glaring at me and telling me off for spelling its name wrong. And NOW he wants me to call him he because he says, "I am a person, you know."
He's n a right mood today. :/
My profile pics always are when they cease to become my profile ics. Apart from my Photshopped one with a unicorn, that was a nice one.
. . . I'm making this up as I type, btw. I'm not Hunter.
*in
*pics.
*Photoshopped
Who's this Hunter person?
About 5 people are working on MC stories, myself (Fabi) included.
Sev, this is Ember's: (Fabi posting Ember's story) I always get recruited for Ember's rebellions...
September Silver: I can't think of a title!
Ember smiled as Fabienne's eyes opened with a snap.
"What am I doing here?" Fabi asked. "Where am I?"
"We think you'd be a valuable edition to our team."
"Team?" Fabi asked, eyes widened. "What team?"
Ember smiled and invested her energy into healing her. "We can't allow Mevolent to rise. You managed to escape, and I've done my homework on your abilities, so our leader decided to let you join our little... rebellion, if you will."
Fabi sat up straight, blocking the healing process, and Ember sighed. "Tell me more about this rebellion," she said, eyed narrowed.
"All right then. Let's call it a revolution. I hate the word rebellion, it's so negative... Mevolent, when he rose to power so many years ago, caused destruction and havoc like we've never seen before. We need to stop him. There will not be another Truce."
"Besides," she sighed as she looked away, "They don't make warriors like they used to."
Fabi lay back down and Ember started to heal her again. "So what do I need to do?"
Ember smiled. "You're a clever bunny, I'm sure you'll figure it out. And one more thing--never think for one second that our leaders aren't as ruthless as Mevolent. They're not doing it for the greater good, they're doing it for revenge. The only reason you SHOULD join is because of that... safety in numbers thing. You wouldn't last for five more minutes by yourself."
She curtsied, and then she left the room.
My character. :)
I only really use him in my head. Although I am writing a Christmas story about him and his friends atm. Which is fun to write. Anddddddd I should get back to doing it. :(
(.-.) I'm bored
Tell Ember that that's awesome.
That's awesome, Fabi. :)
I should get involved with the Collab thing. :/
I should do this, I should do that . . . *sighs*
Star, you should do this and you should to that, but you really NEED to do the Collab. :P
But seriously, it's really fun.
I will, Sev.
Unfortunately I can't post it yet... Fabi hasn't been injured enough to need healing like that. Also I think she's in Mara's chapter. (I am referring to the character, not myself in 3rd person), so ima wait for that.
I mean, I was directing my comment at Fabi and telling her the thing she posted was awesome, not that Fabi had been awesome. I mean, Fabi has been awesome, but she wasn't the one who wrote the story snippet so she wasn't awesome when she was writing it as she HADN'T written it . . .
Gah. Confuzzleness.
Hi Mara!
Everybody's doing Collab stuff att, though. -_-
I guess I'm overwhelmed by the amount of writing plus I have other stuff to do, as mentioned previously. :(
[Blinks]
Confuzzleness is certainly accurate. XD
G2G BYE
If you decide you want in, Fabzilla will invite you (This time I am referring to myself in third person XD)
Au revoir, Sev!
Hey.
Hi all. I haven't met about 3 of ye but our friendship starts now * Hands out chocolate*
I'm starting a new book. Im going to publish it on my blog...
I hate how well some people can read me:/
Ugh...
Dammit...
Stupid MC...
Anything I can do, Mara?
(C'est Fabi)
Bonjour Luciana et Brave.
So em.... when i publish it on my blog will ye read it?
Hi Luciana.
Its called Not exactly normal...
YAY
Anyone there?
Hi people!
Technically, it's not a book unless you're getting it published like Em is, but I might read it - I say might coz there's so much Bloglandian stuff I need to read but don't . . .
I can't give you special treatment, coz that's not fair on anyone else, but I'll check your blog occasionally. :/
...I'm here, vaguely. It's Fabi. Possibly.
Im sad....
I will TRY to get it published. I wont read ems thing. Soz mum will kill me f i read bad words.
Hi Guys!!!
Hi!
Hi Alyssa! You new here?
Cos I don't think We've met... :P
'Finally, Slayn simply straightened her shoulders and asked him, “What’s your magic discipline?”
“I break bones,” Nixion replied, his breath back.
“I’m happy for you,” nodded Slayn. “But what’s your magic discipline?”
I’m a bone breaker,” Nixion said, beginning to frown. “I break bones.”
Slayn didn’t even bother to answer this time and just gave him a look.
“Nixion uses his magic to influence the strength and stability of bones inside any portion of the human body with a tap,” Lyra spoke up from the audience.
“What?” asked Slayn.
“I break bones,” Nixion repeated.
“Oh,” she rolled her eyes. “Why didn’t you just say that?”'
*laughs*
Yeah, this is the first time I've commented on the blog. :)
Hi Star!!!!!!!
*is suddenly tempted to go on a swearing rampage just to be anoying*
Sorry, Brave.
Oooohhhhhh
WELCOME TO BLOGLAND!!!!
I'm Jubi :D
And this is my flying Dolvampony, Clementine! *Pats Clemy*
Hi!
Star, I laughed so hard at that...
Thanks! :D Nice to meet you Jubi and Clementine..! Like Clementine from TWD game? :)
Hi Star and Kestrel, nice to meet you all!
KESSIE!!!!!!
hi.
And no.. Just Clementine for the heck of it :P
Nice to meet you, Alyssa! :)
I'm Luciana. Derek says I'm weird, but, I swear, I'm completely normal:3
Bbs, tea.
Hi Alyssa!
Kestrel LeStarre, Administrator of the American Sanctuaries, and former student of China Sorrows, at your service. *bows*
Welcome to Blogland! *grins*
Hi L.! Hi Jubi!
HI PEOPLE WHO ARRIVED!!!!! *hasn't bothered to note everyone's names*
Hi new person! I didn't notice your name either, sorry. You can a) not mind, b) be glad I'm treating you like everyone else, or c) decide you hate me. :P
Hello Alyssa.
I'm Fabi S.
I like saying hi to people...
Hello!
I'm Valkyrie V, I am unhappy that I live in America, I plan to move to Ireland, and I have birthday parties for Derek Landy. Also, I'm a psychopath, but whatever.
Hi Luciana! Hehe, I guess all SP fans are weird in their own way...weird is the new cool! :D
Hi Star!
Can I decide I hate you? :P
Hi Jubi! :-P
Hi Kessie!
Hi Luciana!
Hi again, Star!
Yes, we're all weird... *insane grin and eyetwitch*
*goes back to interrogating the lamp*
Hi Val!
*throws baby in pink blanket*
Hi, Val!
Hi everyone, you're all so nice and I don't mind Star! :)
*shrieks in terror and lunges to the side to dodge it*
*ends up smacking face first into the wall*
FABI!!!!! VAL!!!!! LUCI!!!!
hi.
Yes, we're all weird.
[breaks out into umbrella dance]
Val, this random wall appeared out of nowhere, did it?
MY MC IS PUBLISHED!
Oh, Shai (Shaida Neverlyss) says hi, too!
She's right over my shoulder...being annoyitcvibsjbjzj
HEloo
*annoying
Yay Mara!!! Will read immediately!!!
Believe me, I am weird.
Hello Alyssa! Welcome to Blogland! I'm Mara, but I have a lot of nicknames :)
KESSIE! *tacklesqueezehugs*
FABI! *tacklesqueezehugs*
ANYONE ELSE! *tacklesqueezehugs*
Hi Brave!
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
*is tacklesqueezehugged* Yay!
MARA!!!!
*gets tacklesqueezehugged*
hi
BRAVE!!!
hi.
ooooh newbie!
Im Stiltskin Brave.
Hi Mara!
Im also known as Brave though. Jubi ( can i call you that) are you a boi or a goil
brb
Hi Stiltskin! I'm Alyssa but call me Lyssa or Isys. I don't mind! :)
So....Welcome. Can we call you Aly?
Haha sure you can cal me Jubi :P that's what everyone else calls me :P
And Imma girl
OMG! Mbey she is younger than me! There might actually be someone YOUNGER than me on this blog! What age are you?
Me? or Alyssa?
probably Alyssa...
Sure! I'm 14, soon to be 15. :)
Please be younger....
Sorry Brave.. You're still the youngest
Doubt it.
NOPE nope nope. Youre older.
Hiya Aly!!!
(I like the name Aly...)
I'M TWELVE! :D
Hehe. *giggles*
I'm older than Kestrel.
(BIRDBRAIN KESSIE IS A BIRDBRAIN! XD)
That's in response to the blog, not your conversation, just to be clear.
How old are you? :3
Alex are YOU younger than me?
Alex are YOU younger than me?
Hi Fabi, I like your name too.
SHUT UP MARA.
Curse you Brave, for being younger than me. I want to be youngest Miniooooooonnnnnn.......
OMG! I was watching this really old horror movie last night, called The Poltergeist... and at the end, there were all these Skeletons that were comming up from the ground all around them, and attacking everyone. And I was like "Heh... it's a bunch of Skulduggerys!"
aannddd... yeah :P
Hi Alex!
GAH! YOU GUYS MAKE ME FEEL OLD
OH, I KNOW I'M WEIRD. IT'S GREAT. I HAVE THE STRANGEST SHIPS, EVEN DEREK IS SCARED OF THEM.
... Next time Zath is on, tell him Luciana moustache him a question. It's really funny. :P
Thanks, Aly!
It's short for Fabienne, but it really isn't.
L., I remember reading that conversation.
And you DEFINITELY have the strangest ships. It's virtually impossible NOT to be scared of them.
*giggles*
KESTREL IS A BIRD.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
BIRDBRAIN OH I JUST GOT THAT.
MARA. SHUT. UP.
Im 10! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I is having to go now, lunch. bbl
CAUSE... SHE'S A... OH MY GOD. OH THIS IS JUST.... AHAHAHAHAHA BIRDBRAIN I JUST... OH GOD! *whacks table in laughter*
10 guys! Im so young.
See you later, Kessie!
Bye Kestrel! Mara, are you okay? :D
YOU BETTER BE KESTREL. I MUST TEASE YOU.
*giggles*
i love my new books.
I, however am almost 16.
Brave, you're the same age as my brother! XD
No, Aly. I am not.
HAHAHAHAHA KESTREL'S A BIRD OMG I HAVE TO TEASE HER. SHE'S A BIRDBRAIN XD I JUST GOT THAT!
Brave, my CD player is older than you.
Actually it's older than most of you...
It's the same age as me and used to belong to my dad...
Greetings, and welcome to the blog Alyssa. I am Sir Reingington, resident gentleman and shark of this blog.
I am the youngest. I noticed a hidden talent. I can transform into an owl.
SIR!!!
hi
Hi! Nice to meet you, can I call you Rein? :)
AHAHAHAHAHA KESTREL OH MY GOOOOOD! XD BIRDBRAIN CAUSE A KESTREL IS A BIRD! OH GOD! THIS IS JUST... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! XD
I have no power to stop you from calling me whatever your whims tell you to. This is just the internet after all.
Greetings, Sir!
A black one. Kind of a shadowy one but an owl all the same.
I'M SIXTEEN D:
*grins* Me, my books and my ships. Just pure awesome:3
OMFGG, IDEA OF HOW TO MAKE CHINDUGGERY CANON ASVSGLTSNHGN *flails and screams* I'M SO BRILLIANT c:
YAY POKEMON ONLINE F***K YEAH!
How intriguing, Brave!
Henry says hi, by the way.
(Henry being a telepathic plastic owl-ninja)
SIR HELLO AGAIN!
I THINK I'M IN PERMANENT CAPS XD BIRDBRAIN IS JUST TOO FUNNY! XD
That's nice Mara...
...
Let's not talk about my age Stiltskin. For I am very old.
I'm afraid I must leave, temporarily. Will be back, presumably.
*dully* Nobody understands...
Birdbrain... *giggles*
Bye Fabi! *hugs*
GUYS! i just transformed into an owl again!
I get the joke, a kestrel is a type of bird, therefore Kessie is a bird.
...and on that note
Bye!!!
BYE FABI!
Silent reader here again just to stay this, Derek once you tweet I'm going to be counting down the time it takes for you get addicted to twitter. You're going to be like every one else "yeah I never used it to start with but then after a while I started using it and its actually quite addicting and I'm on it quite a lot now." This will be you in the near future and I suggest you just embrace it when it comes along because twitter is really, really a lot of fun.
Bye Fabi!
Hello Jd! :)
Kestrel... *snorts*
KESTREL IT IS QUITE FUNNY.
*comment count* OOOH.
ME
It's not fun when nobody is here.
*sighs*
Okay, making ded.
wana give royalties to SPPB?
awwhaawsome!
I ded to *grins* Kestrel LeStarre, the *giggles* birdbrain of Blogland! *falls off chair laughing*
I'M JUST SO FUNNY.
Jubu who is mycroft and his umbrella
Jubi i mean
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