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At some point over the next few weeks... I WILL tweet.
But it's not going to be what you expect.
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«Oldest ‹Older 4601 – 4800 of 4926 Newer› Newest»Hmmm didn't really think about that... :P I guess I would just walk out.... and then find someone to heal me...
Greetings.
Well, good luck with that...
For the sake of my next MC plot twist, people who are on- however distant- how would you describe the relationship between Tesla and Croatoan?
Pretty please??
And Salutations
ZATH!!!!! NIX!!!!
hi.
Hola, Mist!
...
Why did I say that?
*shrugs*
Hi anyway. :)
NIX!
Hi Mist! Hi Nix!
Hiya Nix!
*holds in a laugh*
Sorry- accidentally typed Mix.
*bursts out laughing*
*has stopped laughing*
*clears throat*
Sorry. Wasn't funny at all.
Hey, I was wondering, if I had the opertunity to record myself speaking, what should I say?
You should say EVERYTHING.
I dunno. Maybe do one of those pronunciations of names that some of us did back in... March-ish last year?
Nix, say: "You be deaded!"
No. I really don't what to do that
Okay, now I have three questions:
describe Aretha in one word
describe Niccolo in one word
describe their relationship in one word
Anybody?
You Be Deaded?
I mean a full conversation sort of thing Kes. But I can include it
Oh, I see...
Hmm.
I don't know, Aretha....
Got it!
A Q and A
Now for the Q...
Anyone told Nix about the Mevolent Collab yet?
I've been told about it
oh yeah...
NIX YOU SHOULD JOIN THE MEVOLENT COLLAB!!!!
oh... NEVERMIND!
Okay.
What do you think?
Well, I can't follow what's going on in it
It is a bit complicated...
There are rather a lot of subplots...
Yeah... it IS a bit hard to follow....
Yeah, it's hard, but once you get used to it, you can sort of get where someone is and what happened in the earlier chapter they wrote and...
*got confused*
Not sure where this is going... Never mind.
Nix,t hat's why I'm not reading it until they're done...
They're posting so fast...
I've only done one chapter. Been reading the thing mostly.
Well, it should be a post a day, just to slow things down to a readable point
Hahaha... Yeah, I can barely go five minutes without hitting another wave of inspiration, and then I just HAVE to write...
I've only done 1 1/2 kinda...
I didn't write the entire thing for the one that I just posted..
*because everyone's posting fast.
Which reminds me- gotta finish catching up.
I've done kind of a lot, but Ember's chapters are stumping me...
And some sort of order
But what do I know
That's a good idea, Nix. :)
I doubt a post a day would work, there are so many people in it...
Nix, quite a lot, actually.
Slowing it down is definitely a good idea, though.
That's the same thing my mum says whenever I say that
It could work, Fabi. People just have to wait to post theirs.
Lunch... Will go soon.
Well, nix, I am most definitely NOT your mum.
Fabi, I don't quite see your point
Nix and Mist has been going on for almost a year. The MC has been going for what, a week? And it's already in the middle of the plot by the sound of it
*Nix
Bye Lav!
[Shrugs] I kinda doubt it, considering how short each post is.
But whatever, if that's what everyone wants to do.
I know that Unicorn Voldemort
Nobody sees my point!
I don't see my point!
I'm going to shut up now.
Well, the main thing to remember is that a circle is pointless
haha!
Hahahahaha... I love you guys...
I'm not leaving yet, Kes! I said soon. :P
Yeah... Don't know where I'm going with my part of the story, but after(if) I post mine, something'll happen with Me and Death. Not sure what she's planning though.
[Scowls]
I'm glad everyone is finding this so amusing.
I'm a Unicorn Voldemort! Yay!
*has just gotten what Nix said*
I'm so slow sometimes...
Well, I'm slow all the time, so don't worry.
Wbd, I'm back to writing for my MC.
Going now. Bye!
Bye, Lav!
Bye Lav!
BYEEE LAAVV!!!
Hey Jubi, I just decided that I'm going to find you in the woods and heal you. Is that fine with you?
Bye Lav!
Change of conversation, I seriously have no idea what to talk about when I record my voice
Sure!!! Haha I was getting worried about finding someone to get me healed....
YAY! xP
just talk bout pie...
it's easy to talk about
Bye Lav!
Nix, find/remember all the weirdest questions people have ever asked you, and answer them in one big recording.
No one's asked me really weird questions...
What color is your great aunt's favorite exotic pet?
I'm not going to record myself answering that
Why not? I'm laughing just looking at the question.
I'm watching Sherlock, and John is about to be blown up.
*gasp* I LOVE THAT EPISODE!!!!
i love all the episdoes...
Right, and I am now going to blow up Moffat. That was just...that was just...
haha
DONT BLOW UP MOFFAT!!! OR ELSE THERE WONT BE A NEXT EPISODE OF DR WHO! OR A SEASON 3 OF SHERLOCK!!!
Jubi, there's no season 3 of Sherlock
It finished
...What?!
*dies*
So...I only have three more episodes?
Yep
Nix... YOU ARE LYING
I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT
*throws pillow at innocent bystander*
*attempts to calm self with thoughts of Book 8 and more Doctor Who*
*fails*
No Nix, your're WRONG. I just looked it up and it is CONFIRMED that there will be a season 3
*sighs in relief*
Ah, but I did have you going
*stares*
...Hate...you...
It's the middle of the night, and I'm supposed to be asleep, and I literally DID throw my pillow at the wall.
Ahahaha....
That was a clever one, Nix! ;D
MWAHAHAA! i knew you were lying
xP
Go Nix!!!!
*Hi five*
Hi again Mist!
Hi Death!
*hates all of you except Jubi*
DEATH!!!!!!! hi.
There's already a season 3 of sherlock.
Fine by me! After all, I am the enemies daughter...
*Smirks*
*gasp*
I'M LOVED!
xD
I actually never left, but hi again anyway.
Hi Death!
I don't actually watch Sherlock, but it was funny anyway.
No there ain't Thrust
I should know, since I own season 1 and 2
THRUST!!!!!!!!!!!
hi.
and No there's not
JUBI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi!
....no
Blah
*enemie's daughter
Hi Mist!! Working on HGC as we speak!
Ah, okay, Death. I sent you an email about that, which you might want to read.
Apologies for the mix up there.
Hi Thrust!
No there isn't.
*sigh* I wish there was though....
STUPID HOBBIT TAKING AWAY MARTIN FREEDMAN AND BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH!!!
Wait. Benedict Cumberbatch was int he Hobbit?
*now needs to rewatch the Hobbit*
*in the
Hi Thrust!
Distant...
Well I think that he's supposed to play Smaug... but they didn't have Smaug talk in the one that just came out... He'll be in the next one though
*throws a knife at Moose*
Greetings, fellow weirdos!
Oh..
Yeah, I read it! It's okay, everyone makes mistakes!
Distant too...
Does anyone else think Karen Gillan would be a good Eliza Scorn if there was a movie? Because I think she would be a pretty bad ass bad guy...
Hi Val!
I'm so boooooored
VAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hi.
and YES! she would be an AMAZING Eliza Scorn!
Val, yes. Definitely yes.
And Alex Kingston as Tanith, except she's too old...):
Benedict Cumberbatch plays "the Necromancer" Maybe that's Smaug. I don't know.
Oh my God, Kestrel, I thought the same exact thing! Alex Kingston is SO COOL!
I just looked it up in Wikepedia... It says that he plays Smaug and the Necromancer...
*Wikipedia
Thanks to Derek, I actually USE my Twitter...
Dammit, Derek. WHY DID YOU MAKE ME DO THAT?!
I even wrote up an awesome intro thingy for me. It makes me laugh every time, because I'm so bloody brilliant.
The Necromancer is Sauron. The all-seeing eye, the true owner of the ring...ring any bells?
Haha yeah :P Well apperently he plays Sauron and Smaug....?
Okay. So Benedict plays both.
*leafs through comments on The Hobbit* Benedict Cumberbatch did play Smaug... And he got his name in the end credits for all the shrieking and roaring Smaug did at the beginning of the movie, just picture them in the studio, recording that...
Hi Ivy. *dodges knife*
*laughs*
Well, I'm now looking forward to it that much more...
I think of that kind of stuff whenever I watch a movie... When something weird happens, I start cracking up at how awkward it would be to film that... XD
*laughs at Aretha's Comment*
Oooh that must have been interesting...
Hmm. It says the Hounds of Baskerville.
I have a book somewhere in my house saying the Hound of the Baskervilles.
I didn't READ it, but I'm just saying...
Yes, that's one of the original Sherlock Holmes books.
I have to go, night everyone!
Boooooored!
Really?
I dedicate this page to Sherlock(the show, not the character) and Steven Moffat. Moffat and Derek should definitely write a Doctor Who episode together; we'd all be crying within minutes.
SHOOT THE WALL!
New chapter! That's the fourth one I've posted today, not counting the one I worked on with Jubi... But anyways, I really liked the concept of this one. Review to for me and tell me how well I delivered?
OOH!!!!!
*READS*
I KNOW that Kes. The title is mixed up though.
Rose went away,
So the Doctor was blue.
Ask Donna, "Where's the Doctor?"
And she'll reply, "Doctor who?"
Sarah Jane and Martha,
And now both the Ponds,
Had their fun with the Doctor,
But now they're all gone.
So, ask me again why the TARDIS is blue.
There's a sad man in there,
With both his hearts broke in two.
Minutes? HA! We'd be sobbing in seconds.
Gotta go, bye!
We should make a bet with them about how long it'll take us to start crying, and maybe then the'll have to write it!
You guys already talked about this on the last page but... THERE'S A LOT THERE.
I keep forgetting that I'm Blogland Collaboration... It's Saph
Bye Zath!
BYE ZATH!
SAPH!!!!!!!!!!
hi.
OH MY GOD! I really have to go...
UUGGHH
bye!
Bye Jubi! *reads story another 80 times, afraid that I got it wrong*
Yeah, this is the most emotion you'll ever see from Croatoan...
by the way... I was GOING to ask if I could collaborate, but I was on an iPod, and it wouldn't let me post.
Now, I'm scared I have to catch up on everything.
*is frantic*
Oh well.
Collaborate on what, exactly? Did you have a specific character/sub-plot in mind?
Emily: *playing on hilarious hair salon app* Hey look, I made you!
Me: *arching an eyebrow* Oh really?
Emily: Yeah! See, look, I made its hair oddly curly in random places!
Me: *facepalm*
Each post is pretty short. Some are shorter than others.
Yes, there are a lot. They're all worth reading though.
You are welcome to collaborate if you so choose.
I have an iPod to, and I appear to be managing it...must be a different kind or something...
Hi!
Collaborate as in write some of it. I give up though.
And no, I don't have any of the last things you asked about.
Haha, Val.
Hi Fabi!
yes. I know all of that stuff.
Why has this been happening every few comments?
...
Don't answer that.
You'd probably ask what I mean.
Sorry... Please don't give up... I wanted to read your stuff...
You can read my stuff on my blog. It won't take as long either...
Meanwhile, I'll be trying to catch up on the Mevolent one, though.
Ugh, I'm feeling awful.
Think I'll go to sleep soon...having accomplished nada to your four chapters, Aretha.
Goodnight, Fabi... I hope you feel better...
Well, that's mostly just because I was sick today, so I wasn't at school... That and the fact that I'm still writing now at 12:30 am, and the fact that I have literally not accomplished anything else all day.
Sleep well, Fabi... I hope you feel better!
I think I'll go as well.
Thanks...
You should sleep too, Aretha, especially if you're sick.
I have accomplished nothing whatsoever all day.
Night!
Anyone else still on?
Goodnight then, Thrust! Good luck catching up on MC...
Yeah, I'm still here. I should be taking Fabi's advice and sleeping, but I'm not...
Whenever you say MC I think Mortal Coil.
Fabi's right. If you're sick, you'll feel worse in the morning.
So many sick people
Goodnight either way.
Whenever someone says MC I think Master of Ceremonies.
Meh... You're all probably right... I feel like I should at least accomplish something for school tomorrow, though...
Good bye everyone who is going or has already left
Which seems to be everyone
GAH!!! STUPID COMMENTS NOT LETTING ME COPY AND PASTE!!!!
*Burns iPod*
DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi! Am I here? I don't know if I am here...
I think I'm sugar high. 8D
Yummy! Sugar!!!
Hi Shai!!!
Be distant...
Hi Death!
Distant as well!
I'm writing.
Siren is fun!! Mwahahahahahahaha! 8-D
Oh dear god...
*innocent look*
Is that a wink wink nudge nudge moment?
It's a "No, I'm not eating chocolate and writing stories past my bedtime, what made you think that?" moment.
Arsenic, Empathy and Sinistra are the targets, not Death.
Not yet *grins*
Oh, that makes me feel SO much better...
*Sarcasm*
You know that dinner is going to kill you when mum says "Where's the mustard?"
Good luck procrastinating death, Death!
Star, you would look like Amy Pond if she was fourteen with your hair colour. :P
Thanks Shai!!
Hello, Eve.
You're welcome, Death *grins*
I am back again.
EVE!
MOOSE!
HELLO!
Hi Death!
Hi Shaida! Have we never met before, or did you change your name?
Hi Mist!
VAL!
There's a shortage!!!!!!!
A shortage of what?
I don't think we've met before... I was on a little bit before Xmas, but I did change my name because I didn't want to have to explain to people I'd already met why I didn't recognize them.
Hi, I'm Shaida or Shai. Nice to meet you.
Hi!
Zath... My computer is dead and the iPod won't let me post my HG story...
Val, that was scary...
*Eyes Val wearily*
What was scary? My amazing good looks? *dramatic look*
Hi Eve and Ivy and Death and Shai!
That sucks, Death... Do you know when your computer will be working again?
Hi Zath and Val and I think I've greeted everyone else but if not, (insert name here)!
Blood samples!!!!! *throws knifed in Val's direction*
Oh. Okay! Nice to meet you too, Shaida!
Val, your ability to appear when summoned...
Mist, forget what I just said! I just read your newest email...
DAMN TIME ZONES!!!
And no... No idea...
*Kills computer*
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