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- Derek Landy writes the Skulduggery Pleasant series because getting a proper job is so overrated.
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Ollo!
DEATH!!!!!!!
hi.
Hi Death!!!
Wbd, taking pic of myself dressed as cheese!
JUBI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Distant, MC
yes!
*half sighs half growls*
Why I even bother trying to write is a mystery to me. When I'm not chatting here or reading all the MC blogposts, I'm working. I have so much work to do, it's crazy I can be here at all!(Actually, I try too because otherwise- *shuts up because she doesn't want to say*)
Work, work and- oh guess what? More WORK.
*growl sighs again*
I don't know why I bother.
*moments pass, only sighs this time*
I swear, I'm getting a spilt personality or something. Part of me is like myself that I am on the blog, the other half is a sarcastic, angry, depressed me who I try not to show when I'm here... It's so confusing! I have no idea what I really feel half the time!(actually I do, but the other part of me changes how I feel in the moment...)
It is true though. I barely have time to write... If I write, I can't chat or read posts(because I get distracted when I do). I want to chat, read, and write, but I can't at the same time and- *shuts up because she doesn't want to go into explaining* It's complicated...
*sighs again*
I have tried not to say or show anything about this split personality thing, but it's getting so hard... When I start feeling like the other side of me(which I am right now), I don't even come on because I don't want to worry or hurt anyone with what I say...
*sighs for the third time*
Now I have more things to do... I'll be back when I can...
*wonders if she should just not post this at all*
*decides she wants to tell them how she feels*
*wonders if that's a good idea as she clicks publish*
Well, that took longer than I thought it would.
I couldn't find the hat...
Go ahead, Jubi. Laugh away!
*is regretting publishing that*
*is having an argument with herself about whether to delete that or not before she really has to go*
Hi/Bye Lav.
I'm sorry there's so much work, Lav.
*is hating herself at the moment for not deleting it*
But I really have to go... So... Bbl.
that. is. beautiful. xD
My friend once dressed up as a cheese for halloween. She like.. got a cardboard box or something. and removed one of the sides and then connected the other sides so that it was all triangle shaped and then put a bunch of yellow dots on it for the cheese....
That probably made NO sense.... but... yeah
BYE LAV! And I can totally relate :P well.. to the part about having too much work...
Im sorry Lav
Gaah I am debating what to do to Zafira if I should have her forced to fight for Mevolent or have Javier save her
Hi guys!
I remember that Jubi.
...and on that note, bye cheese! Hi Henry the owl again!
SEPH!!!! ZAF!!!!!!
hi.
HENRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yay!
Hi Sev! I am no longer cheddar!
Lav... I won't pretend I know how you're feeling, but if you ever need someone to vent to, I'm here. And I promise I'll never judge you negatively. Stay strong. <3 I do know the feeling of having too much work... Lately I've been getting 2-4 hours of sleep a night because I spend so much time with you guys and writing. But it's worth it, to me.
Doesn't he look so cute in purple fairy wings?
Aretha! I sent you the next part...
Just posted a new MC chapter... I'll just leave that there...
Will be distant, writing.
Ah okay is it weird if i posted twice in a day? I didnt expect to be this far in the chapter im working on
Yeah, I saw. Nice one, Aretha!
I post a couple times each day, because I have about four, now three characters telling the story.
I posted three times a day or two ago, it's fine.
Wait, which part did you just send, Jubi? Have I responded ot it yet?
Zaf- I think I've already posted three times today... Yeah, I have. And I'll most likely post again before the night is over.
Gods, y'all are making me feel unproductive!
Hello evreybody
Hey Random!
Oh! Also, I'm not exactly the best at writing for Mevolent/predicting his actions, so... Any ideas on what I should do with this scar in my neck? I've got a few nasty ones already, but I decided I'll ask you guys for some inupt...
SO BORED
Kill Niccolo. Or try to.
Wait, they don't know he exists... or do they? :D
Hi MonsterMouse!
Can I call you Mouse?
Welll the only thing I dont know how to do is force Zafira onto Mevolent's side
I dont want to use the scar but i cant think of another sadistic way
Hey any MCers, Shai wants to know who Siren can manipulate!
I told her "Not me!!!"
Me! Shai can manipulate me!
bbl... DINNER
bbl... DINNER
Empathy! She's not really working right now. I need her later on though, so don't kill her off!
Bye Jubi!
Wow...
My teeth hurt!
Perhaps you should go to the dentist Death
Empathy would work...
Like her name suggests. She can feel other people's emotions. That why she's an interrogator, she know what people feel. Like if someone says they're really happy and convince everybody else, she could feel that they were sad. That's why she has no friends. She knows when people lie to her and no one wants to hang out with someone who can feel what you're truly feeling in your heart. She's kind of angst
Hi Shai!!!
I just came back from the orthodontists and they put bands in my teeth!!! They really hurt!!!
Ok, I've got a plan. She won't die, don't worry!
Hi Shai and Death!
I'm getting my braces off in February. Then I have to get a retainer D:
Yeah, bands hurt.
I'm getting my braces off soon!
Shai, do you have any questions about her? Like what she looks like?
Orthodontists are so much fun :(
I have to wait til early March...
I'm getting mine off next year... Maybe earlier because my teeth are being good... Except for that damned baby tooth!!! I'm fourteen for God's sake!!!
How does she treat little girls?
Empathy, I mean.
Okay, so... Ian Heartbreak, should I write a chapter on him?
*rereads her earlier post*
*sighs*
I would explain that...
I'm not always like that and when I'm not(like now) it's harder to explain it... It's like mood swings. My personality changes a lot. When I'm in one if those moments- I say things I don't want to, which is why I try not to come on when I act like that...*is still like that though* Like I said, it's one part of me that's all sarcastic, angry, OR depressed. Doesn't have to be all at once, it's only when I'm either of these...
One thing I didn't say, but thought was- never mind. I can't say it. Just ignore everything I said.
Hi.
Well, at least no more spacers!
Hi Lav!
Gaaah!!! Help?
That might be interesting, Death.
Ok...Lav.
Braces? I'm getting braces. Not sure when though.
I'M SIXTEEN AND ALL MY BABY TEETH GREW OUT ALREADY.
Is that normal?
Shai, she's nice to little kids, but since they have such strong emotions usually, she's a little awkward around them, and doesn't really interact much with them.
Death, I pulled out my last baby tooth. It was at lunch and I couldn't eat my food so I left the cafeteria and pulled it out, then freaked out my friends by waving it around. One of them kept yelling "Throw it out!" I was like "No. I'm getting money out of this!"
I still have one stubborn baby tooth... And I have braces...
*Tries to rip tooth out*
OW! OW! OW!
Hi Lav! You sound like you need a hug *hugs*
Ok, thanks Sev!
Wbd...
But this tooth is rock hard!
I shall be distant too!
I have braces getting them off soon
Thanks, Sev...
Sometimes I wish I had someone like Empathy...
Wbd working on something
As will I.
I'm too good at hiding my emotions...
I might have to go again soon...
[hugs Lav]
I never tell anyone anything, and I have a hard time admitting I need to stay home from school.
That happened today...
Last time I checked (which was a while ago) you have to loose all your baby teeth to get braces or they pull the baby teeth out
*is hugged*
...
I'm sorry, not really paying much attention to the conversation. What's going on now?
Hm... I actually just came up with a really good idea. Thank you for the inspiration, Seph. It'll be quite painful to read, I can assure you.
Zafira... Hm... You could be possessed by a remnant. Or they could capture and threaten your family/friends. Or the phycics could mess with your mind so that your perception of right and wrong is messed up and you don't remember who you are... Somethng like that... Helpful?
They thought this tooth would fall out... I've had braces for almost a year now...
Why do you need to stay home, Fabi?
*wants to give up writing for MC*
...
*wants to ask Death if she can kill Lavender's character*
*has to leave soon to help clean again*
I have a stomach flu. I was feeling yucky this morning, but I always feel yucky in the morning. I ended up having to leave after English, go home and, erm, vomit.
I likes your chapter, Lav.
Okay, you know what?
*GIANT GROUP HUG*
YOU PEOPLE ARE AWESOME!
Poor Fabi...
But if there's too much to do, maybe you could vanish in a way you could come back from?
[group hugs]
BACK FROM DINNER!!!!
it was yummy
*Looks at Lav's comment*
Really? I could get you killed by Mevolent, if you'd like...?
That sucks, Fabi. I really hope you're okay.
Do you have any thyme oil? One or two drops of that with a spoonful of honey or syrup would probably help. You have to keep it in your mouth for as long as you can though. And mix the drops of thyme oil with the honey/syrup.
I think cinnamon oil is good for stomach pains too.
Lav... Whatever it was, you can say it. I mean, no one's going to try to make you or anything, but it sounds like it'd be good for you to get it out...
I didn't say anything. I was thinking.
I know I'll probably regret saying anything...
I'll be fine, thanks Lav.
I don't think I have thyme oil...but I'll ask mom.
JUBI! Before I can write the next bit, I have to ask; what should happen to you- captured, killed, severely injured, or mildly injured (you already are) and turned lose and/or escaped?
Thing is, Aretha... I won't have time to write everything. I've felt this way since...
Since the first time I commented(after being banned in July) in- was it September? I don't remember...
Aretha, well.. not killed. definitely not killed.. that would make Jubi sad. :P
I guess I'll just find a way to escape. Crotoan should just like... teleport you away for some reason... because you're kinda... dying. Or I could just leave the two of you in hysterics. Or just him in hysterics seeing as you're really injured.
It's hard to explain...
Yeah- I was thinking you'd escape becuase normally he would just kill you, but he doesn't really have a lot of time... I am, actually, dying- for the second time in one day. That can't be good for me... Ok also, (I am giving you this option again only because he is severely pressed for time) do you want Niccolo removed from your memories or not?
Lav- have you had anyone to talk to this whole time? Anyone you could trust who you talked with from the beginning?
hm... I'd say not... But I don't know what HE'D do...
Posted new chapter
YAY!!! *reads*
Well, normally he would wipe your memory wihtout a doubt- actually, normally he would probably knock you out, drag you off somewhere I couldn't see, and torture you to death- though even then he'd still block your memory of his appearance/voice before you died. But again- it's not like he has time for that, and it'd be interesting if you reported this person who just came out of nowhere, so I think he'll leave your memories intact. Though he'll come hunting for you later- unless I stop him, of course. But why would I do that...?
I didn't tell anyone because I didn't want them to worry... But now I did and you are...
Imsorryiwishididntsayanything
I'm probably going to forget this and be my old self again when I come back... Speaking of that- I should go. Be back later. Maybe...
I'm sorry. Bye.
And if anyone feels like helping Zaf email me
ARETHA, I HAVE THE SAME DW SHIRT AS YOU.
JUST SAYING.
Aretha- Sure! sounds good :P
Lav! You're a great person no matter how you're acting. We're all here for you.
Oh, Lav...
I know how you feel, about not wanting to talk...
Bye, I guess.
aww Bye Lav!!
Brb.
I'll help Zaf! Oh, wait, I just added to my brilliant idea.. The pieces are falling into place... I'll shoot you an email in a minute
Bye everyone!
I'm leaving now
BYE DUCK!!!!
Alrighty Aretha
Bye people who are leaving.
Just posted a chapter for MC.
YAY! *reads*
Ok, there Jubi- I have nothing more to write. You can finish it off. Also, are you publishing it, or shall I?
I can publish :) lemme red it now
Hi guys! And Lav- *hugs*
Also, I know this conversation was a while ago, but I'm 11 and have lost every single baby tooth!
Hey Kessie!
I have to go now guys, sorry.
Hi/bye Sevpie!
KESSIE!!!!!!!
hi.
BYE SEPH!!!
Hello! *squeezehugs everyone*
Um. This is Saph btw.
I just wrote an MC chapter
SAPH!!!!!!!!
hi.
NOOO!!!!!!!
Hi Saph!
I was going to guess you were Mara, because of the *squeezehugs* thing.
...hi, Saph...
...hi everyone else...
...I'm back...
Oh! Yay! First!
Anyone there?
I'll just go back to being SapphireShadowgirl again... One moment...
Hi Grand Mage!
*contemplates* I wonder if my mum will let me use a picture of myself....
Hi Fabi!
FABI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hi.
what's with all the "..."s ?
Im being a bit crazy
Jubi, they're called "elipses". Because that's just the kind of useless information I know. *nods*
Hi. Nothing, really.
HI!
Kessie, your mom would NEVER let you posty a pic of yourself
*post
Oh! Well hello there, Sapphire. There's so much going on in the MC... I'm going to go ahead and say that, in my opinion at least, the most remarkable thing about it is that it hasn't gotten out of control. Like, we're all working fabulously together, and things haven't escalated too far too quickly. I'm really impressed!
Hi Andra!
Thats what I though too, but now she's using Instagram and posting pictures of us there, so I could use that...
Hi, Kilandra!!
I've decided that I'm not going to read MC 'til it's finished. You all post too fast!
Um, they let me have a break so...
*is here*
Hi.
*thinks*
Do you guys want to know what my job is?its not a real job, I just like calling my chores that. But this is actually volunteer work, so...
Hi Fabi!
Kessie, Really?
I'm not sure if it'll ever be finished...
Wbd, playing with my pic.
Hi Lav! Sure!
Andra, yep. :3
And back to me! Yay! Okay, deds... *thinks*
Okay, I ded this to my best-friend/crush Alex, in the hope that the stupid, lovely, annoying beyond BELIEF guy will realise that I like him and stop breaking my heart.
Hi again, Lav!
If you want to talk about it...
And besides, my current picture is of me...!
I'm back for a sec!
Saph, can I write as Gustav to come and help you, or do you have something planned?
How's it going, Saphy?
Hi again Sevpie!
I know, Kes. Same here. But I have to read them because of things I could use in my own writing, but then all I do is read and can't write before another is posted...
Um...
Gah, I don't want to go through this again! It's like a dam bursting. Once I say something, it keeps coming.
*shuts up on the subject*
lol sure it is..... what's the instagram named under (mom's, dad's...)
Yeah, it's really fast...
There's a lot of subplots, though, and I can usually keep up with mine.
Hi Lav! I want to know what your job is!!!
Lav, if you talk, we will listen.
It's fine, Lav!
Oh, yeah. Sure.
I work helping set food up for meals. Mostly setting lunch, cleaning after lunch, and helping set up dinner. Though I haven't done a dinner job in a while. Mostly setting before and cleaning after lunch.
Which is one reason why I'm always leaving quickly.
Lav, you can write your story! Just try to give it a subplot thingy that's a little separate.
Says the girl who's story is only very loosely tied into Saph's. Maybe I shouldn't be giving advice here....
*laughs at Sevpie*
Lav, that's cool...!
Andra, check your email(the normal one).
Oh.
Leaving quickly is ok, Lav. I have the opposite problem of not leaving quickly enough.
So, Saph, can I?
Lav, seriously- I'm not going to pressure you, but don't keep quiet because you're afraid to worry us. Trust me, this whole thing will get so much worse so much faster if you hold it all inside. It doesn't have to be me, it doesn't have to be anyone on this blog- but you have to find someone you can trust enough to confide in. Just spill your whole story. Just knowing you're not alone should help. And it'll be much better for you to have someone you can go and vent to when you're in a bad mood. I'm always open- but again, it doesn't have to be me. Only if you want. Just tell someone.
My schedule is something like this:
Breakfast at 9, coming to read posts and talk shortly here after, starting the laundry, sweeping stairs, helping set lunch at 11/11:30, coming on again during breaks, cleaning up lunch around 1, having more of a break after to read more posts and talk here, and sometimes helping set dinner at 5.
Yeah, and there's more, but it changes with each day.
Brb, Account hopping...
What Aretha said.
Seriously Lav, we're all here for you.
Aretha, is it OK if I take out the knife in my back? it seems to be a bit much. And it would probably have paralyzed me if Croatoan had good aim...
wait nevermind... I have an idea
Yeah- actually, just stick with the shoulder, because his initial aim wasn't to kill you- he wanted to see who you were working for first. Sorry- intentions change so quickly. Kind of invalidated that part... But anyway. Yeah, go ahead and take that out...
Guys, I'm fine now, really.
*chuckles nervously*
Kinda forgot what I was saying before...
If I'm in a mood, I'll talk, but now I'm okay.
Thanks guys.
*smiles*
Sometimes, I can forget my mood when I'm here. As long as I'm not talking about it. ;P
Lav dont you have school?
I will be distant, writing now. That does not mean I won't be here, though.
Lav, you sound so nice, doing volunteer work and stuff. I get what you mean about the blog. I wrote a whole chapter where I help Mara escape, and then I find out that she's already eescaped *rolls eyes*
Sev, I have nothing planned, so you can do whatever you want :) Just don't kill me :)
Thanks Fabi. I don't really know how I feel at the moment. Their date was yesterday afternoon, and as soon as Alex got home he rang me and started talking about how nice and clever and funny and kind and great she is and how he really likes her and I just wanted to punch her in the face. But I ran into her in town this morning, completely by accident, and she's really nice. I like her a lot. The only problem is that he does too :L
Oh i get lost in writiing heheh
Ok, Lav.
Saph, I'm sorry...
Erm...
My volunteer work is my school. ^_^
Another way if saying no, but I am going to work on getting my GED sometime in the future.
Saph... I in no way mean to belittle the seriousness of your situation by saying this, but it reminds me a lot of the most recent Fletchyrie issue... (forget the cheating part- just the new girlfriend who's actually nice)
See, if I wrote awesome books for a living, I would never miss a deadline... (I never do with writing- usually I surpass the deadlines, actually) But with most stuff I have little to no motivation, and therefore I procrastinate.
Aretha: I know :) I thought of that earlier and almost laughed :')
Btw guys, I'm sorry if there's a huge gap between my comments. My computer's being slow.
Night guys!
Back!
*doesn't know what to say about Saph's situation*
I've never been in one before, so I'm sorry that I can't help...
Night, Zaf! Hey Kes! *eagerly awaits Jubi's next MC post*
YAY! THE STORY IS FINALLY UP!!
Wb, Kes!
Night, Zaf!
*remembers something*
Anyone read the beginning of my second chapter I posted somewhere on here? Although, it's kinda late now...
woah... why does it look so wierd...???
There... FIXED!
*goes very distant*
Will be reading.
*Waves a hand airily* Don't worry about it. Somehow it will work itself out. Life tends to do that.
Hi Kes! Good night Zaffy.
Bye! Posted!
I need to get a Tumblr.
*gazes in awe at the Skulduggery fandom*
Bye Seph! I'm reading your chapter and it's really good :)
I am now going extremely distant. You all have permission to kill me if I comment more than once every 10 minutes.
Kes, if you get a Tumblr, tell me your url- I will follow you!
Jubi- we were totally awesome in that chapter, weren't we! *wanders off to write next bit* By the way... How are you getting out of the forest?
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