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- Derek Landy
- Derek Landy writes the Skulduggery Pleasant series because getting a proper job is so overrated.
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I hate not having enough good friends.
Snow... I wish it would snow here.
To do list;
Finish chapter 17 of my fan fic
Do my chores
Write more chapters for the rest of my fan fics
Write something for MC
Brush my hair
Check emails
Sort out school stuff
Finish City of Ashes
Chat on this thing
Hit internet until it works at normal speed again
Hi Val!
You ok, Val? What happened?
You all think it's a long list? :)
Not sure why, but that makes me feel better. Oh, I know why, it's my praise-seeking flaw. XD
Star- Haha Okey doke :P
VAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hi.
Hi Val. What's wrong?
I'm fine, it's just I never get to do anything with my friends. You know, the three that I have. And when we try to plan something, no matter what, something happens and we can't do it.
*looks at clock*
Oh my Golden God. I'm meant to go to sleep EARLY on Sundays . . .
I hate to go. Here is the awesomest place ever in the history of ever. I love you all, and I love this place. But leave I must, for I shall be tired tomorrow. That's me. :(
Fours.
That stinks with a capital X, Val.
I'm not sure how it manages it, but it does.
Bye, Star!
And then it leaves me incredibly pissed off, which makes my family frustrated at me.
Aw, that sucks Val :( Oh well, eventually you'll manage to do something together.
OK, I'm going to poof soon. See ya :)
Bye Star!
Val, that sounds familiar...
(My friends NEVER answer the phone...)
BYE STAR!
Val, I HATE it when that happens...
See you, Saphy!
*is here*
*is super distant and hasn't had breakfast yet*
Hi.
Bye Star and Sapphy!
Hi Lav!
LAV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hi.
BYE SAPH!!
Hi/Bye Lav *poofs*
Hi Lav and Val! :)
One of my best friends moved to the San Juan Islands, has no email and hasn't bothered to write a letter. I've sent her four. She'd promised to read SP, too. :-(
Hi Lav!!!
aw that really sucks Fabi!
AAGHH! I NEED SOMEONE TO GO AFTER FOR MY MC STORY!
I guess she wasn't as good a friend as I thought she was?
I hope she's ok...
Hi Lav!
Jubi, go after Nix. I would DEFINITELY read that.
I already told Sev she could go after Leila and Arsenic...and I don't have any other characters to kill off.
I'm going after Leila. I put it in my chapter...
Fabi, one of my best friends in lower school moved to Texas at the beginning of 6th grade and basically ignores me whenever I email her. BE STRONG
Because if someone ignores you then there are better people to talk to *cough* Blogland *cough*
Will be {~distant~}
Writing.
Hi guys!
... I haven't caught up on the MC posts yet, but are you planning to do something about getting shot by Mevolent, Fabi?
Thanks for the advice, Sev...
Oh, Ember and I took care of that, Lav.
The whole point of me getting shot was to fit Ember's chapter into the story...
I have no one to go after, really...
Oh- and Val, can I use Ivy? Only once or twice though. And I have a guess that she doesn't like doing favors, right? Would she for me though? Cause we're- well, I consider her- friends.
Hi! Randomly breaking from my boring science paper... What kind of person do you need to go after, Jubi? Like, what are the circumstances of this?
Seph... I just read the sparkles the Unicorn Blog
YOUN NAMED ME FREDRICA??!?!?!!!
Aretha- Well they have to be one of the people who's working for the sanctuary. Because I'm on the BAD side :P
Right...I have to go, bye!
That's okay, Fabi.
*tries to think of another idea*
BYE KESSIE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bye Kessie!
Aretha, can you give me basics on yr OC?
Like hair color and eye color?
Bye, Kes!!
Well, dear Jubi, I happen to work for the Sanctuary... You could go after me, if you want. You can't kill me, though. I mean, we could have a battle and all that, and (sorry, I don't recall what your power is- remind me?) I don't know who would win, but if I was going to die Croatoan would pull me out. But if you want to go after me, we could do a thing where we have a fight and either you run or I run or Croatoan pulls me out, and then you go after my family. And you can kill them if you want. I mean, not that I would like it, but it would crank up the angst and I've been looking for a way to do that.
I gotta go eat now. Might not be back for a while.
Bye!
Shai's been wanting to torture Siren. She could get shot...
I know, right? Shai's just plain evil sometimes.
Ok, bye Lav!!!
Short brown hair, hazel eyes. Here, give me a minute... It'll be bad, but at least something to work off of...
Yeah, I guess you can use Ivy if she's super cross all the time and hits people... A lot...
Did you want to be in it and use Ivy yourself, Val?
Sure! I'll go after you Aretha! I wasn't planning on killing whoever I was going after anyways, because they were gonna be someone who I knew.
My power is that I can make people really really really happy so that they start cracking up. Sometimes I can make them go insane. I usually use it as a distraction or something... :P
Bye Lav!
And Aretha, I just need the basics so I can say something like, "The speaker was a dark haired woman that Persephone had never seen before."
BYE LAV!!!!!
Here. A really bad picture of me. I'll get my friends to take a better one tomorrow for you guys.
I'm a bit late saying this but, Kessie, I always pick up the phone, YOU on the otherhand do NOT
KILANDRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hi.
Maybe I'll be in it in a little while... But I'm kind of busy at the moment. Doing nothing.
Oh- wow, Jubi, that should work like a charm on me, because when I get laughing, I don't stop... So if you want you can do that, I'll start laughing, I won't be able to breathe, I'll sink to the floor and curl into a ball (this actually happens with alarming frequency) and then you can stab me or carry me off somewhere or something. If I'm about to die (you can do that if you want- it would be perfectly accurate, given the circumstances) then Croatoan will teleport me away- otherwise, you could do whatever you want with me.
Ok. You are welcome to join if you decide to later.
Oh- also, Seph, as far as height- I'm, like, 5ft 8in
Thanks!
*goes off to write*
[Has absolutely no idea what should go next]
Wait, what should go next where...?
Speaking of height, if any one needs to know Ivy's, she's 5'4. And she hits people who point it out.
In MC, for Fabi.
Aretha will never hit anyone unless they come at her first.
Fabi is, in general, taller than most of the grown-ups, but shorter than college age people. She hasn't measured herself in a while, but is around 5'9" ish...
Oh. Um... Are you going to be coming after me? If you do... You'll find me in a forest, maybe a mile away from Mevolent's hideout.
I'm not, I think Jubi might be.
You're crazy, going after Mevolent by yourself.
Just thought I'd point that out.
Aretha, Yeah I'll be going after you
But I need you to post your part first... could you cause some trouble for Mevolent or something? Cos I need a reason to Assassinate you...
Oh- right, sorry, that was Jubi. My head is kind of swimming with science right how... And yeah, I know I'm a fool to go after Mevolent. But I'm not going to kill him- and most importantly, I'm not going by myself. But I can't just sit around and do nothing- I would drive myself insane... Remind me again where you are at the moment, Fabi?
Oh! Ok, I'll go do that now- yeah, I have an idea. I'll work on it.
Ireland.
In the lair of Ember's mysterious rebellion group.
I have no idea what Ember's planning or even what the place looks like.
Yeah.
Awesome :)
I gotta go to dinner...
bbl!!
Bye, Jubi!!!
Hi again!
Andra, I wasn't talking about you, i was talking about the twins.
Val, so Kes is taller than Ivy! *laughs*
HEY GUYS!!! back :P
Hi, back :P!
I'm Fabi!
SHUT UP, KESTREL.
I made Ivy my height.
(If any of you call me short I will kill you.)
Fabi, I didn't say I'M back
I said "Back"
HA!
Well you're taller than ME Val...
But I'm really short for my age..
Ha yourself!
Well, then, Val, you're taller than ME.
(I'm approximately 5' 1")
OK
HA JUBI!
I'm like... 5' 2" or 3"
Shai says to tell you that she strategically doesn't mention her sister's height.
She doesn't have a sister...
Wait, Fabi, is Shai your sister?
I'm not sure why she said that...
Oh, well. Shai will be Shai.
No, she's my really immature friend and neighbor.
She's at my house for the weekend while her kitchen floor is being repaired.
My sister's like.... 4' 5" ish...
I don't know... She's short :P
My sister is barely four foot. But then again, she's barely eight, so...
My sister is 8... almost nine
SHE'S THE MOST ANNOYING GOODY-TWO-SHOES EVER
Oh, Shai meant her OC's sister, who is her real life height.
Apparently it's obvious.
Oh..
well OBVIOUSLY Shai
xD
At any rate, she strategically doesn't mention it, so it's beside the point.
Of course, Shai.
I'm going to stop translating what she says.
Ok, what were we talking about before the Shai tangent?
heights
I'M BACK!
No idea.
I'm reading the MC...
Ah, yes. I'm the same height as Fabi the character. 5'8"-5'9" except I give her the benefit of the doubt.
Welcome back, Sev!!
Nice choice of reading material, Kes!
Fabi, you're supposed to say "Hi Back! I'm Fabi"
and
SEPH!!!!!!!
hi.
*laughs*
brb
I'm 5 foot 3 inches
I might grow another inch, but I was supposed to stop about 2 inches ago
Haha, same. I was supposed to stay 5'6", but that really didn't happen.
I do have a tendency to defy expectations.
I'm gonna be short forever....
But I'm tall enough for all the amusement park rides and that's what counts!
G2g... Will be back either right away, or not for a few hours.
lol I remember how excited I was to realise that I was tall enough to go on all the Hershey's Park rides...
*sigh*
ah memories
I'm not anywhere NEAR done growing!
BYE FABI!
Bye Fabi! See you soon or later!
SOOOOO
how is everyone on this fine night/ morning/afternoon/whatever time of day it is???
I am meh. Because there is school tomorrow.
And I have to go...I'll be back within an hour, though!
By Kessie!
*Bye
I've got to go too. May return
BYE KESSIE AND SEPH!
I finally posted on MC!
Just stopping by to say that...
VAL! Read it too, please! I want to know if I got your character okay!
Bye!
AWESOME LAV!
*reads*
is anyone else here????
Hello, people.
ZATH!!!!
hi.
Hi Jubi!
How are you on this fine whatever time of day it is where you are?
I am fine.
Just about to start writing my Mevolent Collab post.
How's you?
Ohh cool :P I'm good
I have to wait for Aretha to finish Her MC story... and then I can post mine :)
I'm asking a few others if they're interested in joining...
You want first?
*nods to the comments count*
YES!
YES!
mwahahahahahaaaaaaaaa
I DEDICATE THIS PAGE TO SPPB!
16 points! or something like that...
I also dedicate this page to the MC because it's fun :) and all the stuff that I usually ded to but i'm too lazy to write....
yay!!
*shrugs off the dedication*
Distant.
Jubilance Glee! May thy name be scratched i' the mud in a woebegone swamp and smote out with pineapple seeds!
My neighbors are crazy...[shakes head at firework or explosion of unknown origin]
I'm back for a bit... Wbd though, working on an MC.
ooh i like pineapples...
fireworks!!!!!
PREEETTYYYY
Hey, Fabi.
and
FABI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hi.
Hello, Zatharact and Jubi!
HI FABI!
*Zathract
Hi all!
Hi Death!!!
I didn't die!
Hi Mist! Hi Death! Hi Fabi! Hi Jubi!
KESSIE!!! DEATH!!!
hi.
How is everyone on this fine day/night
Yay! You're alive!
*Hugs*
I love playing the drunk person...
Grand!
You?
*Smashes computer keyboard*
I'm good, don't know how 'everyone' is.
Hi Kessie!!!
I'm good.
I've introduced my father to "They're Taking The Hobbits To Isengard"...
haha!
That's an addicting video...
[is hugged] Yep, I'm alive. Not really sure where to write from here, though...
Are any of you Trekkies? And if so, have you heard the song "Star Trekkin'"?
Oh, this (my pic) is Henry the plastic owl-ninja.
I think I may have mentioned him once or twice...
they're taking the hobbits to Isenguard! They're taking the hobbits to Isenguard! The hobbits the hobbbits the hobbits the hobbits to Isenguard to Isenguard the hobbits the hobbits the hobbits the hobbits to Isenguard to Isenguard
(Doo dododoo dododoooo dododoo dododooo dododoooo doooo do dododooo dododoooo dododooo dododooo dododoooo)
Hi everyone that appeared!
Death, Eden's sent his Reaping entry now.
Seph is a semi-trekkie
Yeah, mine's on the iPod that my little brother is hogging...
I shall send it as soon as possible!
Alright!
Mist, that was fast. I've got a page and a half, and I haven't even been picked yet.
Be distant...
Moooooooooo! I am talking to Moooooooooooose!
Baaack
who wants to explain this whole moose story?
because JUBI IS LOST
Okey doke. Posted my new chapter.
And bye!
ZAF!!!!!!!!!!
hi.
SEPH!!!!!
bye
HI!!!
Hi Val!
*facepalms*
Hi Zaf!
Bye Sevpie!
Nice Story Seph!
[Is going to be even more distant...doing like seventeen things at once...]
Bye Sev!
Hi Zaf and Val!
I got something i wanna publish but idk if it'll work now because it took forever to do it
I wasn't pressuring her, Kes. I was just letting her know, and also assuming she was somewhere near finished considering Eden's her District Partner.
I know, I was being impressed...
Erm. Can I make my character die before the Games start? By falling of the train or something?
First first first first first
Frick.
Hi Eve
Oh, alright. Sorry!
And no. I replied to your question on The Reaping post, but no. Competitors can only die in The Games. And even then... Well never mind. Just read my response on the post.
Hello, Eve!
...?
Mist, I read the response but wanted to make sure.
:(
I'm watching Decade of Disturbed!
Hi, Eve!
Alright. Sorry about that. As funny as it would be, another CPU would just be assigned to the District.
YES. GOOD. AWESOME. DOD IS AWESOME. GOOD.
EVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi.
I love MC!
The smartest idea I think I've been on to witness!
It's ridiculous how much you guys have written already!
I know right??? we only started like... 3-4 days ago!
Death, are you REALLY scared of Siren?
I think I beat my personal best for writing a lot!
Haha go read the new post i made
New post!!! [drools]
YES! GOD! SHE COULD MAKE ME STOP KILLING PEOPLE TOO!!!!!!!!!!
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