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Rejoice, puny humans, for the ArtGod Percival has delivered his most brain-smashing cover yet.
And the world is a happy place.
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I'm Jubilance Glee and I'm an adept that can go into peoples minds (kinda..) and make then super happy, so that they reach the point of insanity. Persephone Grief and I are both Assassins and the founders of Grief and Glee Assassinations. It was NOT intentional for our names to be opposite... But.. yea!
haha ;)
*looks at Val*
E-mail.
How old are you, Death?
Deds... Deds...
Hmmm... Life? Tv? Feet? Vaccums? iPods? Plates? Bacon and egg muffins? Doors?
Okay, I shall dedicate to food. Food is good. Food is yummy! Food keeps us alive and some food is healthy... (damn you unhealthy food! Why do you taste so good???!!!)
I also dedicate to people. I know a lot of people. Some small, some tall, some with faces, some without. People are strange.
But there is one person who I am so grateful for. His Irish (sorry, it's not you Derek), he's a Teleporter and my best friend.
Eden Threatening, what would I do without you?
wait... I thought FLETCHER was the only teleporter...
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Yeah, me and Billy-Ray were top hit men (in my case hit girl)... And there is a tiny thing with Skulduggery's death... Heh heh heh
*Nervous*
*gives Death suspicious look*
That's the thing... Eden is too... He's also a detective!!!!
AHHHH!!!!!!!!
And we made the ocean I'm kinda swimming in... And he tickles people!!!!
*Looks at death skeptically*
Cain... Why are you looking at me like that?
Glee... Why are you looking at me too?
Probably the same reason Cane is...
Cain... What...?
*Puppy eyes*
*talking on the phone*
I don't know... Okay, okay, I'll ask her, Skul.
*covers phone with hand*
What was that about Skulduggery's death you were saying?
Uh... Does he need to know... If he remembers back to the time when he died, he will remember me...
*frowns and looks between them*
*Remains silent*
*listens to the phone*
*hangs up*
Oh well, he said whatever it is could probably be used against Sanguine so he's going after him. Fun.
lol!!
And then, of course, YOU will be called in for questioning. No doubt.
So have fun living till Skulduggery finds you.
And then you would have to explain your... experience with Billy-ray in detail.
Uh... Okay...
Glee, had you read all the books?
Oh dear Derek...
yup :)
*hears phone ringing*
*answers*
Oh, wonderful!
*hangs up*
He already caught Sanguine.
Okay, so you know how China lured his family into the trap... I was the one who lured him to see his family die... Then I stood back with China and laughed...
Melevolent said I was his specialty... After all, I am the daughter of Nefarian Serpine...
Oh...
Oh crap!
*Swims under water to the calm shell*
Yeah...
*looks at watch* *frowns*
Skulduggery should be here any minute...
Val, he's right behind you...
*awkwardly clears throat and looks around*
*Holds breath*
*Grabs phone and dials*
Are you really?
You are?!
Billy-Ray! What the hell happened to you?!
You used to be good!!!!
Cain, don't tell him about the 'Serpine's Daughter' thing...
*Looks at watch*
I thought I'd be dead by now...
Vaalll...u there?
Skulduggery... I'm sorry I crashed your Bentley...
I swear it was an accident... At the time...
I don't think she's here...
I agree...
*Swims out of the clam shell*
*Pokes head out of water*
I don't see skulduggery... Maybe there was an emergency...?
Yeah I guess... *Helps Death out of water...*
*chuckles from the window of my treehouse*
*Gets helped out of the water*
Thanks! Uh... Are you wondering about how I crashed the Bentley?
What's so funny Sparky?
Yeah... kinda...
You two.
So naive.
Well, we were at the Requiem Ball and then a pair of vampires came and tried to get in. I killed them, put them I'm the boot of the Bentley, took Skulduggery's keys (he didn't notice) then crashed it into a tree...
*Tilts head so far that I fall over*
How so?
You'll get it in a moment.
Either that or Peren's being a buttmunch again.
Oh dear, I just realized that I completely poofed earlier! Sorry about that, I got absorbed in The Blogland Chronicles
I ACTUALLY am leaving now, but I have to say this before I do:
BAGUETTES!
Oh... wait. How do you take the keys to the BENTLEY from SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT???
*quietly waits for someone to explain Baguettes to Jubi*
He got distracted by... Something... I can't remember...
Well, i put my hand in his pocket and snatched his keys and ran out the door!!!
*Laughs*
Twas a great night!!!
Uh, baguettes... Are they like crisonts?
O hi/bye Kessie! haha I didn't notice you were there...
No their, like, a type of french bread... the long ones that are all bready looking...
Death, you don't know about the Baguette? Get Luce to tell you. Or don't. You probably don't want to know.
Bye and hi!
I am mean...
*reads conversation about baguettes*
*laughs*
*leaves*
Kes, please tell me!
What?!
Haha, I wanna hear this...
or not...
She's gone...
GRRR....
*Glares at tree*
*Tree falls over*
Well, there is some of my powers first hand...
*Twists fingers*
*Start floating*
*Smiles* cool
*Takes gravity away from around Glee*
And now you shall float!!!!
*Laughs*
*Grins and looks down* Woah! cool!
I would've posted a comment a moment ago, but I was too busy laughing at Sparky saying, "Either that or Peren's being a buttmunch again"
That was during dinner he was doing that. No, just now I was putting up the nativity for Christmas.
By the way, SKULDUGGERY IS GOING TO KILL YOU, DEATH, AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.
Gtg
*murmurs*
...Well, there's leaving. That's something you can do about it.
ok... Bye! It was nice meeting you... but can you get me down from here before you go?
...no? Crap *looks around hopelessly*
*is rolling on the floor laughing*
Nice Val, nice.
You wanna help me down?
I don't know.
What do I get out of it?
*grins* That was pretty awesome. Ten points to Slytherin because of me.
Sparky, Um... I don't know... the satisfaction of helping me get down? I really don't want to stay up here forever...
But, watching you float is fun!
Well, it is actually pretty fun...
"I'M SINGING! I'M IN THE STORE AND I'M SINGINGGGGGG! I'M IN A STORE AND I'M SIIIIIIINGINNGGGGG!"
"Hey! No singing in the North Pole!"
"Yes there is!"
"No there's not!"
"Yes there is! We sing all the time! Especially when we make toys!"
Ah, I love Elf.
...
Have you seen Elf?
No.
It has Will Ferrell in it, doesn't it?
ARGH!
THE QUIET!
IT BURNS MY EARS!
*runs around in circles and ends up tackling Val down a hill into the lake*
Yes, it has him in it.
AND SORRY, I HAD TO SEARCH THROUGH ALL THE ORNAMENTS TO FIND MY JACK SKELLINGTON ONE ON THE TREE.
Hello Southern Hemispherians.
*TO PUT ON THE TREE
Did the picture work???
WARNING:
THIS BLOGGER IS PRONE TO SUDDEN DISAPPEARANCES, AND AS IT'S WAY PAST HER BEDTIME, SHE MAY FALL ASLEEP ON YOU...
I'm on the northern hemisphere!
And yes, the picture worked :D
YES!
FIRST TRY!
And Master Derek was right, Tanith is a TOTAL BAMF.
It must be hard to type, I mean, having to hold on with one hand in the Southern Hemisphere, right?
xD
My dad keeps telling me to say that. BLAME IT ON HIM!
~points dramatically~
Hullo, Valkyrie!
And yes, ok, but I suppose I ASSUMED people up this late would be in the southern hemisphere :P
I forgot normal teenagers stay up all night O_o
~is glad I'm not a "normal" teenager~
Sunrises are gorgeous, anyway. Although I admit that I think God made sunsets more gorgeous than sunrises so that all the world could see it! Not just the early risers...
~Blinks~
Oh, and I'm on a water high at the moment. That is, I was dying of thirst for ages, and I finally got some water... so I'm a little energetic.
Plus, I'm used to a fast-paced talking system. Hence, I come up with more things to say sometimes than people have time to reply to.
~cough cough~
Of course nobody ignores me... O_o
Water is wonderful. It's so... watery.
~waves a good-morning to everyone~
(or good-other-time-of-day depending on everyone's locations)
I'm buying my brother a telescope steampunk thing that duels as a cane... Or perhaps it's a cane that duels as a telescope.
Am I the only American who stays up past 10:30 these days?
Gotta go, bye!!
NOOOO SPARKY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Well, okay then, bye Sparky!
Hello, Kribu, my dear Southern Hemispherian.
I've never met you before, and it's likely I'll never see you again since I NEVER stay up this late [blame it on my mother who's watching tv in the hotel room.]
But at least we can enjoy these moments we have together!
....
....
Ok, yes, that sounded much more creepy, odd, and generally awkward than I originally intended...
Let's change that toooo....
"HI! Pleasure to make your acquaintance! You may call me Sky, Skyril, Skyttles, Skyrvy, S, or Charlie.
Have a purple lollipop! ~Gives~
May I call you K?"
@Val
Definitely not. It's 1:40 in the morning where I am, and as it happens, most all teenagers I know stay up way later than I. Only, I'm odd. My 26-year-old actually complained about by not being normal and actually going to be at a decent hour, rather than staying up late as... "I'm supposed to."
I shrugged and told him I'm not normal. ;]
Hello, Skyril!
~laughs at the creepy stuff~
I'm a very Northern Hemispherian, though. :D
HAHA! I just realized I said "My 26-year-old," and left out the noun BROTHER that was supposed to follow that.
I do not have a 26 year old son O_O
Typos are AWKWARD
Skyril - I saw that and wondered. :D
KES IST RICHTIG. WE'RE NEVER ON AT THE SAME TIME. :(
Msd.
@Kribu
Oh, are you?
Where do you live?
Wait, you live in the northern hemisphere, and it's morning? You must live in the EASTERN northern hemisphere... am I right? Spell "Favorite" with a U and prove it O_O
*walks in muttering about something I was meant to be muttering about but of which topic I have now somehow forgotten*
Hello!
~waves to Star~
Skyril - yep, in Europe. And of course it's "favourite"! Just like it's honour, colour etc. :D
It's 8:45 for me right now. I'm in GMT+2 time zone.
LOL
Yeah, I was afraid people might think I'm old xD
I'm 17.
Honestly!!!
There are worse things than being old!
~chases after Skyril with a cane~
(I do not, however, have a 26-year-old son either. I'm not that old.)
@Kribu
AH-HA!
I'm all Sherlock Holmes-y like that.
~strikes an intelligent pose~
~gets weary of appearing intelligent for more than ten minutes and gives up~
It's 1:45 A.M. for me here xD
Which is why I was saying that I Never stay up this late xD
MIST! GLORIOUS!
Skyril, you are older than me. I'm thirteen.
LOL, Kribu!
No, no, there's nothing wrong with being old... Only, when you're young, and people thing you have a 26-year-old son... it might get odd :P
Ahhh, young people. You're all so... young.
I'm older than the two of you put together. (Younger than Derek, though. That gives me the perfect excuse for not feeling particularly immature about being here.)
~waves to Val and Zathract~
VAL! GLORIOUSNESS!
*hums Land of Confusion*
Hi Kibru! Hi Skyril!
I'm thirteen too.
@Valkyrie
Turns out I'm older than a lot of people.
The first generation is getting old.
It's really odd... because it seems like yesterday I was younger, boring-er, and having more fun than I am now in Blogland with stories and Insanity and etc.
Although this is relatively fun.
At least I'M having fun!
I think the lot of YOU are all too calm, compose, MATURE for your own goods.
Honestly, being ridiculous is exceedingly enjoyable. You should make less sense more often ~grins~
ME? Mature? HA! THAT'S HILARIOUS!
@Kribu
Lol, no worries. I know a lot of awesome "old" people. You may very well join the list. ;]
@Val
Ooooh, really? Welllll, then, why don't you show us how very Immature you are ~throws marshmallows at her~
*pulls out a marshmallow gun and starts using it to fire chickens at Skyril*
*pulls on purple squid hat THAT I ACTUALLY HAVE and uses it as a signal to my minions*
FLYING MONKEYS, ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
Clearly, you don't come on the Blog enough, Skyril. I AM NOT NORMAL.
Bah! Shame to that thought! BAH! Ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-ah! I'm a sheep!
@Kribu
[MAY I call you K, by the way? You never did reply to that :P]
What do you do for fun? What's your favorite book -or second favorite if the answer is "Skulduggery Pleasant," which I would be surprised about, as that's my answer and most everyone's with any sense... no offense if it ISN'T your most favorite, just saying-, and what's your favorite color?
I used to always ask that, and now I've stopped. O_o
Oh, yes, two more things, do you still consider Pluto a planet, and is Indigo in the rainbow?
Who are you asking?
LOL, Val!
~dives cover, and yells out while ducking the chickens and etc~
Only, when I DO come into Blogland, I tend to find hardly any conversation at ALL! Let a lone FUN!
~Laughs manically and throws cupcakes at everyone~
HI ZATH!
Now this is the world we live in
And these are the hands we're given
Use them and let's start trying
To make it a place worth living in
YOU CAN BE MY SECOND DISTURBED BUDDY. :)
WOULDN'T not WOULD be surprised about, WOULDN'T be surprised about. ~shakes fist at typos~
A lot of the minions are actually as insane as you seem to be remembering, Skyril.
Just not right now.
Wait for a few of them to come on and watch.
@Val
WHOM are you asking.
Just saying.
And originally, Kribu, but now I want EVERYONE to answer!
@Zath
Hmmm... the problem is, they're never insane when I'M around.
I remember how much I LAUGHED in Blogland. That's rare now... Unless I'm reading Derek Landy's blog posts, of course. :D
I like being Kribu. :D
But if that's too many letters, K will do. I suppose. ~mutters to self~
Erm. Favourite book... how did you guess? Although I think KOTW is the current favourite in the SP series.
My general favourites change a lot depending on my mood, but I've had a soft spot for Dumas' The Three Musketeers series (especially Twenty Years After and Ten Years Later) for a very long time.
And Harry Potter.
From what I've read this year, hmm. I really enjoyed The Raven Boys by Maggie Stiefvater. And JK Rowling's The Casual Vacancy. And I've been enjoying the Rivers of London series by Ben Aaronovitch a great deal.
Well, except for this one, as THIS blog post is just plain AWESOME, and lacking in humor.
Still, AWESOME is epica too.
*frowns* Wasn't I the one that introduced Disturbed to our generation of Blogland in the first place? Like, ages ago?
Then you need to be around more often, Skyril.
Also, yes. I do consider Pluto a planet. ~pats Pluto on the head consolingly~
I have no opinion about indigo, however.
Well then.
For fun, I run around shouting at people because I am Valkyrie Cain and EVERYONE in my school - which is pathetic and I shall have it burned down when I rule the world - thinks there is something wrong with me when I start talking in funny accents and start ranting. I don't have favourite books after Skulduggery Pleasant, for they are the greatest and nothing comes in comparison. My favourite colour is INDIGO, because it's epic. That's why my character has indigo eyes. Pluto is a planet. What happened to everyone being equal? PLANETS ARE PEOPLE TOO! And, to be honest, the rainbow thing is something I was talking about yesterday - it IS in the rainbow, because it's too awesome NOT to be.
@Kribu
Lol, it's alright. I don't mind calling you Kribu. It's funny, I used to Hate nicknames. It's hard to describe. It felt toooo.... personal?
Now I love them :P
The Three Musketeers. I need to read that.
I should probably read Harry Potter too. I've been pestered enough about it :P. But I'm not sure I'd really enjoy it.
Oh, have you ever read Shiver by Maggie Stiefvater?
Or anything by Ted Dekker? He's an excellent author! Recently I read Immanuel's Veins [not what it sounds like] by him, and it was Brilliant. At first, it was really odd, and I wasn't sure I liked it, but as it got into it, and the plot "thickened," I definitely started enjoying it. By the end, I loved it!
Be warned, however, that I wouldn't have bought it based on it's description. I got it because that 26-year-old brother suggested it, and it was on sale. I'm REALLY glad I got it, though.
@Zath
Lol, you may be right, but even as I say that, I'm thinking in the back of my head "Reeaaaallly? Than why don't I ever see it? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm"
And, well, general etc's.
I shout at people for fun - I shout a lot. I read for fun - I read a lot. I write for fun - I write a lot. I listen to music for fun - I do that a lot.
The only books I need are Skulduggery Pleasant. Following that, though if it's necessary, are The Hunger Games series and Harry Potter series. Neither come close to Skulduggery though.
Favourite colour is BLACK. Though, some people say that that doesn't count, so if not, really really really dark purple.
My name is Zathract Mist, freelance Detective of the Australian Sanctuary, previously an evil murderer and I know have a completely separate entity.
I am Exsane, and the creator of Exsanity, an extension on the thing known as Insanity.
@Kribu
Hallelujah!
Pluto IS a planet ~glares at dumb scientist~
Also, Indigo is part of the rainbow. It's ROY G. BIV, NOT ROY G. BVvvvvv ~rolls eyes~
Silly scientists.... Trix are for kids!
~cough couldn't resist cough~
Skyril - no, I haven't read Shiver. I'm not really into teen romances or werewolves, much, so it's not sounded particularly appealing.
And I've always associated Ted Dekker's name with Christian fiction, so for a non-Christian like me it's not particularly appealing either...
Harry Potter is absolutely worth reading, though. Which reminds me that I really should re-read the books at some point. My last full re-read was just before Deathly Hallows came out and that was, what, more than five years ago?
Because you're not on as much!
Actually, that might not be true. I left for a few months. And before that, I left for a few months more. A lot seems to have changed in the time I've been away, so maybe things aren't as insane here as they used to be. Which is a shame.
~high-fives Valkyrie~
I know, right!
PLUTO! PLUTO!
INDIGO! INDIGO!
Hey im 15 but ill be sixteen in 3 months so i guess that would make me sort of old... hi skyril and valkyrie and well everyone btw nice to meet you i guess im in... the southern hemisphere. i think but its nice to meet you all..... im kind of new and stuff :)
Hello, Annmarie!
Almost sixteen is not old.
Really. It's not.
WELL, YES, ZATH. YOU'RE, LIKE, THE ORIGINAL DISTURBEDER/DISTURBEDIAN/WHATEVER. BUT ME AND KES KINDA HAVE THESE CONTINUOUS LONG-DISTANCE DISJOINED CONVERSATIONS ABOUT DISTURBED, SO YEAH.
SKYRIL, I CAN BE INSANE! *puts books down*
INSANITYYYYYYYYYYY! *screams and runs into tree* EVIL TREE. *sets fire to it* MWAH HA HA. *looks down at arm* ARGGHHHHH I'M ON FIRE! *panics* *stops drops and rolls*
* . . . down hill*
*momentum forces me to continue rolling* OH NO OH NO OH NO . . . *rolls into burning tree*
ARGH! *runs tound like headless octopi before jumping in lake*
I would be nowhere without the lake quenching flames. *sets fire to lake* AND NOW I'M NOWHERE. :P
*looks around* Wow, Nowhere is all white qnd empty. *sets fire to nowhere*
Skyril, I painted my room indigo because it's my FAVOURITE!
Ah, alright then. KES DOESN'T LIKE DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS! ISN'T THAT JUST HORRIBLE?! HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE THE SICKNESS?
@Kribu
Honestly, give one of Ted Dekker's books a try some time. They're utterly brilliant. Try Three. I also loved that one. Or Immanuel's Veins, like I said, which, again, is hardly like the title indicates.
I'll try out Harry Potter one of these days.
@Zath
Definitely.
Insanity is good.
@EVERYONE
Ok, I have to go now.
FAREWELL, ACQUAINTANCES AND FRIENDS.
Also READ MY POEM.
Please? ~toothy grin~
http://skyrilthoughts.blogspot.com/2012/12/silent-dreams.html#comment-form
FAREWELL NOW! I depart to the land of... of... dreams and... probably something boring like window units. I dreamed about that once, actually O_o
I might torture my mom and keep the light on to read a while, seeing as she DID torture me and stay up watching tv until TWO in the morning xD
Ok... I lost where I was going with this.
Aaaaanyway, goodnight, goodmorning, goodafternoon, or just a general, you know G'day!
ALLONS-Y!
Good night, Skyril!
Insanity is good.
Bye Skyril!
Come inside and be afraid,
Of this impressive mess I've made,
If you take a look now you will find,
I have throw away my vice,
Done away with paradise,
See what's goin' on inside my mind...
Please let me out...
Please let me out...
Please let ME.
P.S.
Hiya, Annmarie!
I knew-or know, although I haven't seen her for ages- Ann Marie.
She's older than you, though :P
ANYWAY, WELCOME TO BLOGLAND!
And farewell!
Have a purple lollipop!
~gives~
@Star
WHOO-HOO!
~cheers~
KEEP IT UP!
You made me laugh! THAT'S A VERY GOOD SIGN!
~sets up cheerleader statues to keep Star being crazy~
OK, BYE FOR REAL!
PLUTO I'N'T A PLANET. BECAUSE IT ISN'T PERFECTLY ROUND, IT IS ACTUALLY TWO CHUNKS OF ROCK THAT ORBIT EACH OTHER, SP THAT IT LOOKS LIKE ONE BIG PLANET. PLANETS NEED TO HAVE ENOUGH GRAVITY TO HAVE MOLDED THEMSELVES INTO SPHERES. ALSO, THERE'S ANOTHER REASON I FORGOT.
PLUTO I'N'T A PLANET. BECAUSE IT ISN'T PERFECTLY ROUND, IT IS ACTUALLY TWO CHUNKS OF ROCK THAT ORBIT EACH OTHER, SP THAT IT LOOKS LIKE ONE BIG PLANET. PLANETS NEED TO HAVE ENOUGH GRAVITY TO HAVE MOLDED THEMSELVES INTO SPHERES. ALSO, THERE'S ANOTHER REASON I FORGOT.
Pluto is a planet.
So there.
Just because it's not quite the right shape or size doesn't mean it should be discriminated against.
*nods sagely, pats poor Pluto on its rocky misshapen lump of a head some more*
YAY! FOURS SKYRIL!
Zath, Perfect Insanity portrays insanity as being BAD. :) It's actually pretty sad, that song. OH AND PERFECT INSANITY IS THE ONE,WHICH HAS THE THE LYRICS ARE A LIE/THE CAKE IS A LIE LYRICS VIDEO. :)
Because the third verse, which Kes calls the part where he starts speaking, you call the bridge and I call the third verse because we've had two verses and it's in between and chorus and a chorus (OKAY IT'S PROBABLY A BRIDGE BUT WHATEVER), can make you feel all sickened because of the hate in it, but you can, like, get used to it.
I LIKE DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS.
BUT A PLANET IS A THING THAT ORBITS THE SUN, IS A SPHERE, AND HAS CLEARED THEIR ORBIT OF DEBRIS. PLUTO HASN'T DONE THIS.
IT DOESN'T FIT THE CRITERIA OF A PLANET. THEREFORE, IT IS NOT A PLANET.
It actually doesn't. The song portrays insanity as something that latched onto David (the singer, if you didn't already know that) and then as the song progresses, shows David accepting insanity as part of his life. Hence the 'Oh, sweet insanity' in the bridge.
It's the bridge. A bridge is defined as something inside the bulk of the song that differs from a chorus and a verse. The bridge of Down With The Sickness has a different tune from the guitars and the bass and the drums, and is really a different part of the song completely.
Hate is brilliant. If you didn't know, Down With The Sickness is about a child being abused horribly by his mother. David, in this song, is the child. The bridge is him rising up against the mother and finally rebelling.
*sighs*
Pluto is not a planet.
*sticks fingers into ears*
I'm not hearing you!
Pluto is a planet.
Pluto is a planet.
Pluto is a planet.
Pluto is a planet.
Pluto is a planet.
*keeps chanting*
I'm good at Physics this year. :)
Because I have a talent for understand confusing teachers. Not coz I'm actually better than everyone else.
I'M NOT BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE? *howlw with dispair* HOW DARE I NOT BE BETTER???
Burning tree: I think you're better than everyone else!
Me: Really? Oh, NICE tree. *douses flames*
Tree: :) YUSSSSS.
Me: *eyes narrow* You weren't just saying that so I'd throw water over you, were you?
Tree: *shifts uncomfortably* Um . . .
Me: EVILLLLLLLLL TREEEEEEEE!!!! *runs rouns in in circles before setting fire to it again* HOW DARE TREE TRY MANIPLATE INKY WINKY?
*SIGHS* I'M NEVER GONNA GET THIS WHOLE MUSIC LARK. GENRES AND BRIDGES AND BLAH.
But now I know what a bridge is. *nods*
DISTURBEDpedia says it's about the individual against the motherhood of society. That it's like a metaphor. If DISTURBEDpedia is wrong, please tell me. I NEED A PERCENTAGE FOR HOW MUCH I TRUST THEM. AT THE MOMENT IT'S, LIKE, 95%??? I'M A TRUSTING PERSON. :P
pluto can be a planet if it wants to..... *shifts in seat slightly uncomfortable*
PLUTO IS NNNNOOOTTT AAA PPPPPLLLLLAAAAANNNNEEEETTTTT.
*bends down and addresses blades or grass. Hey, you lot. If you think Pluto i'n't a planet, keep silent. If you think it's a planet, shout . . . Um . . . Shout Skulduggery. Three, two, one . . .
*crickets chirping, because unlike humans (and of course trees), blades of grass can't talk*
SEE? DEY ALL THINK PLUTO I'N'T A PLANET!
Oh, well yes, that's true too. It's kind of like both of those things morphed together - Disturbedpedia and what I said. It's about someone against their mother, and Down With The Sickness portrays this larger idea through the simplicity of David being a child and his mother being an abusive person who doesn't understand him at all.
The motherhood of society refers to the modern world today, everyone that now sees people who like Metal and people who play Metal as people who are crazy and twisted and evil. A lot of things that are Disturbed give the message of rebelling against that. If you watch Decade of Disturbed (WHICH YOU SHOULD WATCH RIGHT NOW, RIGHT NOW!), which is the documentary on Disturbed covering from Pre-Sickness to Indestructible, you'll see that the NAME Disturbed was about rebelling against modern day society.
HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
blades of grass slowly start to whisper "skulduggery" *screams triumphantly for the fact that Pluto can be a planet if it chooses*
*of
THAT'S LIKE SAYING A DOG CAN BE A DUCK IF IT WANTS TO. IT CAN'T. IT WILL ALWAYS BE A DOG. EVEN IF IT WAS RAISED AS A DUCK AND IS ACCEPTED AS A DUCK BY ITS 'FAMILY', IT IS STILL A DUCK. ITS GENES ARE THAT OF A DOG. A PERSON WITH A FATAL GENETIC DISEASE CAN'T BE A PERSON WITHOUT A DISEASE SIMPLY BY WANTING TO, HOWEVER SAD THAT MAY BE. YOU CAN CHANGE WHAT YOU ARE. THE PERSON COULD FIND A CURE. PLUTO COULD ONE DAY BECOME A PLANET. MAYBE. BUT YOU CAN'T BE SOMETHING ELSE JUST BY WANTING TO.
Hello miss Cain :)
Hi Miss Cain! Haven't talked to you AGES.
NO IT CAN'T! *burns the blade of grass*
PLUTO IS WEIRD.
I KNOW ZATH.
I KNOW.
CAAAAAAAAAAAIN! *tacklehugs* YOU'RE MY PYRPMANIA BUDDY, AKAY?
*sets fire to insolent blades of grass*
My first assumption was that they called themselves Disturbed because they were disturbed by the world around them. I never had any other assumptions.
*hears bro and sis are awake* BRB I JUST NEED TO GO AND ARGUE WITH THEM ABOUT GANGNAM STLYE. THEN I'LL BE EMAILING SCÁTH TO INFORM HER OF OUR VICTORY. BECAUSE IT /WILL/ BE VICTORY. *nods*
STAR, YOU'RE MY PYRPMANIA BUDDY TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
AND CAPS LOCK RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULES
HEY!! i have a feeling im on the other side of the world from you guys as im going to sleep... sometime... *mutters about parents*
*frowns* Again, wasn't I the person who started telling you to burn everything?
Yokay. *stealing the Nix line here*
NIXION! *waves* I know you're reading this. Like, not now, not when I post this, but you will read it. I know you will. SO HI.
YES, ZATH. YOU WERE THE ONE WHO TOLD US TO BURN EVERYTHING.
SO NOW WE AT LEAST HAVE SOMEONE TO BLAME.
Oh.
Yeah.
That was my fault.
... *hides from Sparky*
I HAVE TO AGREE THAT CAPSLOCKS ARE AMAZING, I WILL ENJOY BURNING THINGS.. IN THE MORNING *DRINKS MORE COFFEE.. HANDS SHAKING*
*laughs*
I THINK WITH DISTURBED AND PYROMANIA, HAVING MORE THAN ONE BUDDY IS REQUIRED.
SO KES AND ZATH CAN BE MY DISTURBED BUDDIES, AND CAIN AND NIX AND ZATH CAN BE MY PYROMANIA BUDDIES.
WHICH MEANS YOU GET DOUBLE BUDDY STATUS. NO MOANING! :)
AND EVE'S MY BANANA BUDDY, SCÁTH IS MY YORKSHIRE BUDDY AND IENI IS MY NODDING BUDDY. *nods*
I HATE CAPS LOCK.
I hate lack of sleep.
*heads droops forward and smacks into laptop*
*bolts upright*
OW! WTF LAPTOP? WHY DO YOU WANT TO KILL ME?
HAS NO BUDDIES FOR PYROMANIA..... WELL EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE GUY I MET THAT SET FIRE TO OUR BUS STOP.
*remembers I'm leaving the house in half an hour* DAMMIT.
Breakfast, brb.
VAL!!!! *tacklehugs*
LAPTOPS ARE OUT TO KILLS US ALL * SETS FIRE TO LAPTOP*
Yay, double buddy status! I guess that's a good thing.
Hi Val! *throws Lord Vile candy*
*doesn't even bother to swat away evil pink candy*
I am tired.
your back!! *smiles and throws candy everywhere before jumping out window*
STAAAAR!!!!! Hello everybody!
HI!!
im annmarie well not really but thats the name i go by :) * quietly mutters to self in the corner*
Tired? How horrible.
*force feeds her Lord Vile candy*
*has a whole candy-cane in mouth*
*wonders if I'll eventually choke on it*
Bye everybody i have to sleep... important business to attend to tomorrow * checks gun*
O_O
Lord Vile candy? COOLIO.
*frowns* Today makes it three days in a row I've been on the blog whilst properly getting up . . .
Bye Annmarie!!
CANDY CANE. *goes searching for Candy Canes*
Lord Vile candy, yes, Ink. Y'see, when I was on Gmail chat with Ivy one day, she was eating some Halloween candy, and she pulled out one that was a black skull. Now, she said that this looked like Lord Vile candy, and was teasing me about it for not having Lord Vile candy. So then finally she ate some of it and the insides were all pink. I'm sure you already know Ivy's utter hatred for pink.
It was hilarious.
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