Friday, December 7, 2012

The Maleficent Seven


BOOM!

IN YOUR FACE!!

Ladies and gentlemen and Minions of dubious gender, I give you the cover- with text and without- to The Maleficent Seven.

Rejoice, puny humans, for the ArtGod Percival has delivered his most brain-smashing cover yet.


And the world is a happy place.

4,933 comments:

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Zathract Mist said...

I am still here.

You don't like Down With The Sickness? That's their most famous song, you know? Largest hit.

Where does he start 'talking'?

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

OOH FIRST!
mwahahaha DEDICATION!


I dedicate this page to Persephone Grief. Even though she's REALLY annoying (Probably not as much as me though...). If it weren't for her 2 years of continually trying to get me to read SP, then I probably wouldn't have ever read them... THANX PERSEPHONE :D
*awrwrd high0five thingy...*

Anonymous said...

Zath, it's not really talking, but I don't know what to call it. And I know, I know!

One second, I'll find it...

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*awkwrd

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DS6pKCoyKg

At around 3:24

got to go, bbs!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

bye Kessie!

Zathract Mist said...

The bridge?

The bridge is amazing.

Gotta go, bye!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

bye!

Unknown said...

Bye people!


Thanks for the dedication Jubi! ....I think...

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

hahahaha :) ur welcome :) i think...

Anonymous said...

I am back!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Hi Kessie!

Unknown said...

Hey Kestrel.

I'm watching Pokemon Heroes with my little brother. It's actually kind of good.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

PERSEPHONE! DON'T FALL INO THE TRAP! ITS ALL FAKE!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Hello my friends!!

Anonymous said...

Hi Jubi! Hi Sevpie!

Okaaaaaay....

Anonymous said...

MISS CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!


hello.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Hi people!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

HEY KESSIE!!!
*hugs*

Unknown said...

Hi Miss Cain.


THEY'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

Anonymous said...

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE ON THE 21ST!!!

We all need to make a pact to meet up in Hell. *nod*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

yes!!

Unknown said...

OK. I'll bring some cake. Any preferences?

Anonymous said...

*hugs Miss Cain back*

*looks at comments on previous page*

They were fighting Sanguine AGAIN?!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

CHOCOLATE!!! with strawberries :)

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

I'LL BRING THE TEA!!!

Anonymous said...

Devil's food cake. Heh.

I'll bring sunscreen!

Anonymous said...

Yes! Tea! Teaissoawesomeomgg

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

I'll also bring the lemonade.

Unknown said...

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! Latios DIED!

I'm actually crying. Over a Pokémon.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Persephone....fail

Anonymous said...

Lemonade....right.

I have the feeling that lemonade would be confiscated at the gates.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

yea... how bout ice? who knows how hot it gets in hell...

Anonymous said...

Sevpie, they don't die. They just faint. You cab revive them by giving them more HP. *nods like I know what I'm talking about*

Anonymous said...

The ice would melt.


I am going to type a word, you tell me the first thing that comes to mind: Orange

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

paste

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Explosion.

Anonymous said...

Pens

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

rhinos

Unknown said...

No Kestrel. This one actually died. To protect the city. His sister is all alone now.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

NO!! PERPEPHONE! DON'T BLOK MEE!!!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Huh

Unknown said...

Now the family is flying in the air. The ghost dad and the ghost brother and the living sister. Geez, that just started me crying again.

Anonymous said...

Sevpie, alright then.

'Ello, Grand Mage. *tips hat*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

PERSEPHONE! UNBLOCK ME!!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hoya Kessie

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Heya Zaf!!!

Anonymous said...

Jubi, what are you talking about...?



Grand Mage, you need to record yourself when you get the letter back.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Kessie, haha nevermind...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Kessie, I plan to do so. Im actually tempted. So long as if I get it tomorrow I'm home at a decent hour

Anonymous said...

*grins*


*throws Lord Vile at The Grand Mage*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

HELLO

Unknown said...

My dad just made my dog dance to get some food. Bertie has no shame

Anonymous said...

Hello, Valkyrie V. Cain.(That's a lot Freeport in person)

Sevpie, Animal cruelty!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Hi val!

Anonymous said...

*creepier

Where did Freeport come from?

Unknown said...

It was really my dog standing on his hind feet trying to get the food while my dad held it over him.
You'd think Bertie never ate.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

I'm watching this wierd movie called Timothy Green... and it's actually kinda good..

Anonymous said...

The Odd Life of Timothy Green?

To me, it looks awful...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Well, I'm a lot creepier in person, so you're fine.



But the tripping takes away from the creepy quite a bit.

Unknown said...

Jubi, have you sent our french teacher your e-pal choices yet?

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Kessie, Well... It's not GREAT... but its kinda cute...

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Persephone, Yup :)

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Hi Val!!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*tries to write Skulduggery musical songs*


I have the Lord Vile song. I need to finish the reflection one... And then I need to write a ton more...

Anonymous said...

French? Why does everyone speak two languages? Eurgh.


I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

well its for the class...

Unknown said...

Oh, Jubi! Do we have rehearsal tomorrow or is it just work call?

Anonymous said...

What's the Lord Vile song?

I'll help, if you like. I'll do China.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Everyone speaks French as a second language...
Why not Japanese??

Anonymous said...

Jubi, well I takeLatin and I can't speak it.

Anonymous said...

I do Latin, Adra does Latin...

L does German.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Haha my friend wants to speak Japanese... Buts its mandatory in our school to learn french or spanish :P i wanna learn italian xP

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

At our school you learn either Italian or Japanese.

Anonymous said...

Last year, I wanted to do French, but it wasn't available, so I did Latin. This year it became available, but since I'm doing it for highschool credit, and you need two of the same language credits, there was no point in switching languages.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

RLY?! AGH! I WANNA LEARN ITALIAN! i said that already...

Anonymous said...

Our school has Spanish, but there is also virtual school, which is fir highschool credit, and has Spanish, Latin, French, and Chinese.

Luciana said...

I CAN'T SLEEP

I'VE BEEN LAYING IN BED FOR HALF AN HOUR JUST STARING AT THE CEILING. And before that I was watching the EMAs and before that I watched a film... But, yeah. Can't sleep

Anonymous said...

Italian is a lot like Spanish.

And a LOT like Latin.

Anonymous said...

Hello, L.! Sounds ever so slightly familiar.

Luciana said...

HELLO!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Kessie, yea i know... but french is nothing like italian :(

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Hi L!!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

HI!

Anonymous said...

Is French a Romance language? *thinks*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

well... supposedly..

Luciana said...

French and Spanish both come from romantic, so yes. They are romance languages:3

The two additional languages I speak:3

Anonymous said...

Then could "supposedly" understand basic French. Probably.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Sorry for disappearing...


Kes, the Lord Vile song is a song about Lord Vile that I made up.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

And it's hilarious.

Anonymous said...

Can I SEE it...?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I need to find it f-

*realises the notebook is right next to me*


Oh. Well, once I type it up I might send it to you... But no judging! It's supposed to be ridiculous.

Luciana said...

Msd. I think I am going out again, later... And its twenty to three-ish, in the morning. Smart idea, Luce. Nice one, L, nice one.

Why did you drink all that Pepsi and then NOT take medication, as well!? Because you're a dimwit, that's why!

...

...

I'm normal.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*screams and shadow walks*

Anonymous said...

Sure you are, l, sure you are.

Anonymous said...
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Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Kes, check your eeeeeemmmmmaaaaaiiillllllll

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

EWW! I WAS CHEWING THIS GUM AND IT TASTES DISGUSTING!!! BLECH

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Does it taste like POOP?

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

WORSE! IT WAS LIKE MINT AND POOP MIXED TOGETHER WITH A BUNCH OF DIRT ONTOP! haha yeaa... thats a beautiful explanation...

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Got to go now.
Bye all!!
*poofs*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Yes, but how do you know what poop tastes like?


Bye Missy!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

BYE!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

i don't know... I'v smelled it before... so i think i have a pretty good idea..

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Ewww

Unknown said...

Jubi, remember when there was chocolate on my jean cuffs?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*laughs*

I love making awkward situations occur.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Persephone, O MI GOD YES! IT LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE POOP!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*sits in tree*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*cuts down tree*

Anonymous said...

Bye Miss Cain!

*eats tree*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*Awkwardly watches as all this happens...*

Anonymous said...

*spits out tree*

Blech.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*runs around shouting song lyrics*


I AM LORD VIIIIIIILE, YOU SHOULD RUN AND HIIIIIDE NOW....


Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*falls otta tree*

OWWY!!!!

Anonymous said...

Spent the rest of my life trying to repent!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Did you actually think it was good, or were you being nice...?

Anonymous said...

*randomly thinks about the part in Death Bringer where Fletcher is talking to Ghastly*

I cried SOOOO hard. Derek, why must you make us cry?

Anonymous said...

No, I liked it. 'Twas clever.

What is a headcanon?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Oh yeah ok. So if I get the letter tomorrow and im not dying (me sick) and its a reasonable hour you'll see my reaction. If i get it during the school week, well ill dont have much option

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Okay then, YAY KES!


I do not know what a headcanon is.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

I think it's a head with a canon...

Anonymous said...

Excellent... *rubs hands together*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I do!! Its like something to do with a storyline but per say: Clove dying in the arena Cato's point f view

Anonymous said...

Darn.

Someone needs to make sure L. Doesn't talk about her ships when Derek is on.

He thought Valguine was weird, I don't think he saw her mentioning Chinduggerith...

Anonymous said...

Zaf, oh! Thanks.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Oh I gotta hope Mel doesnt memtion last night when Derek's on

*laughs*

Anonymous said...

Bye!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Bye?

Anonymous said...

Sorry, I read your comment "oh I gotta go hope...."

Sorry. Nevermind.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

HEY! WHO WANTS TO HELP PERSEPHONE AND I CONVINCE OUR FRIEND TO READ SP???

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Pffft, just show her the Tanith cover.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

OOH GOOD IDEA! but i think we already got her... but thanx! lol

Unknown said...

SHE'S GONNA READ THEM!!! WOOHOO!!!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

:D :D :D :D :D :D

Unknown said...

It took bribery, but she's going to read them!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Here's something AWESOME I just read....


"There is a place called reality. It is a place where people use doors instead of windows. Where, when you click a sound is made, not a flame. Where a shadows is a thing created by the sun, not a weapon. Where your reflection stays in the mirror. And where skeletons don't walk and talk. But you can escape this place. You just have to have one thing.

Imagination."



THAT IS SO FREAKING AWESOME

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! victory...!

Unknown said...

OMG VAL! THAT IS SO COOL!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Val, Woah! that's cool! :D

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I FOUND IT AND IT MADE ME EXCITED

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

hahaha! its cool tho! :D

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Oh my gosh before i go to bed

Okay so Im watching Jekyll and Hyde. So the part of which Jekyll explains the whole experiment and gets rejected. As I watch I realize, hell look at Melancholia. Man is not one but two he is evil and good and he walks the fine line we'd all cross if we could. That line is so true. Here she is about to have the Surge, Craven corrupts her. She goes mental thinking ooh im the best. Really when Vile cuts her she loses that. Good and evil all in one. This little demon turned to the innocent girl. Hyde the murderer turned to the loving fiamce, Jekyll. It also reminds me over Valkyrie and Darquesse. Hiw much Darquesse, like Hyde, wants to be let out. To...well do some naughty stuff in Hyde's case and killing ect in Darquesse's...., You think Val or Jekyll is good yet this demon lurks in them. What is lurking right behind the facade.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Aaah going to bed im sick :/

Sparky Braginski said...

*tackles Val and pins her*

I am not missing you again!

Jophiel said...

Hey! Epic cover hey?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

SPARKY! *hugs*



I'm sorry about earlier! My brother stole the computer!


HI!!!!!!!!!

Sparky Braginski said...

GOT YOU!

*tosses her in the lake*

And now...

I am content.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*drags Sparky into the lake*



ISN'T THE COVER BEAUTIFUL?!

Sparky Braginski said...

IT IS.

*shocks her*

Jophiel said...

Cover is epic!!!!

Hi Cain!!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*cuts her with shadows*


I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hi!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

When I publish my book, Derek, I'm going to need Tom to draw my cover. Just for the record.

Jophiel said...

*Sits on rock*
*Attempts to practice Necromancy*
Wreath refused to teach me, though he did give me this!
*Points to black skull choker*

Sparky Braginski said...

Hey Death.

*hisses at the cut and bleeds on her*

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

Hello....

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*pulls away from Sparky's bleeding* *mutters* Gross...


Anyway, how are YOU?

Sparky Braginski said...

Is it okay that I call him Master Tom...?

Jophiel said...

That sounds like a good idea...

This sounds like a good idea:
Find Tom's workplace
"Convince" him to tell us where Derek lives (heh heh I actually know)
Go hug Derek!

Sparky Braginski said...

Pretty sweet.

You?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*shrieks* HI SPD! IT'S COLD OUTSIDE!



But I'm sure you already knew that...

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

It's not that cold.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I'm GOOOOOOOD. I'm trying to do a Skulduggery musical. Kinda like A Very Potter Musical, but with Skulduggery.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

It's cold here.

Jophiel said...

Hi SPD!

I only have two masters: Derek (God) & Melevolent

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

I bet it's the same temp here-about.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I have a really thin jacket, though, so maybe that's why... Anyway, how are you? Getting ready for Christmas?

Jophiel said...

We are doing Peter Pan for our Senior Production next year!!!!

I'm going for Tinkerbell!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...
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Sparky Braginski said...

Well, I must be distant, cause I'm am trying to read and write at the same time...

And talk here.

And to a few other people as well.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I saw a production of Peter Pan.


Tinkerbell was played by a guy.

Jophiel said...

Lol, that's fun!

Jophiel said...

Well, I'm not... I'm a girl!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I know that!


It was hilarious, though, with Tinkerbell as a guy. He had gold glitter all over his face and was wearing a skirt.

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

No, I mean it isn't that cold. Even if you are standing outside naked. I'm fine. Yeah, getting ready. Need to do ornaments, but got the tree-it's set up all year long. How are you? I'm reading Peter Pan in lit.

Jophiel said...

My iPod charger is zapping me!
*Laughs*
It really hurts!
*Laughs again*

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

Well, that is hilarious.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

You are odd, SPD.

Jophiel said...

SPD... How do you know about the first part of your comment? Did you test it...?
*Eyes widen*

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

Aren't I just?
What does that even mean? I hear it all the time and use it sometimes but I don't know what it means.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Ask Derek. He called us all odd.

Jophiel said...

Ahhh! I just tapped my nose to it!!! My eye won't stop twitching!!!!

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

No. But Ive stuck out my bare arm and face in that weather. I'm going to the Artic in the summer and that will not be cold.

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

Derek, can you answer my question up there?

Jophiel said...

Well, I don't know about you, but I am going swimming!
*Runs to the ocean*
*Dives in*
CRAP!!!!!
*Rubs head*
I forgot that there is sand at the edge...

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

The Artic isn't cold in the summer. You could go out in a t-shirt and shorts. The sun's up 'round the clock.

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

Ten more. Or nine. Depending on which spot this comment takes.

Jophiel said...

What do trolls sing at Christmas?

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

trololololo

Jophiel said...

Close enough...

Troll lol-lol lol lol lol lol lol
*Glory to the new born king*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

o... haha i thought it wud b like "deck the halls with boughs of hoollyy trololololo lolololo

Jophiel said...

Good one! I think that is better than mine!!!

Glee, have we met?
I'm formerly known as Death Rose... Serpine's Faughter is sorta a cover name...

Jophiel said...

*Daughter

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

I dont think so...


Hi! :)

Sparky Braginski said...

Why do you need a cover name, Death?

Jophiel said...

Hi!

I am Death Rose! I'm an adept who can control gravity and kill people by glaring at them! I'm also Serpine's Daughter and Billy-Ray and I used to be 'partners in crime' and a bit more *wink* and Dexter Vex and I have a bit of history...

Uh... Don't insult Eden Threatenig or else you'll be speaking to my glare...

Other than that... That's me!!

Jophiel said...

Parents

Jophiel said...

My parents dot let me on. They know my old photo and my old name. So new name new photo = aloud on....

Now I have to think of a ded

Jophiel said...

*dont let me on

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