BOOM!
IN YOUR FACE!!
Ladies and gentlemen and Minions of dubious gender, I give you the cover- with text and without- to The Maleficent Seven.
Rejoice, puny humans, for the ArtGod Percival has delivered his most brain-smashing cover yet.
And the world is a happy place.
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Gotta leave for realsies now so bye!
It's on Skulduggery Forums, and it is so good! It is totally in character, and about China receiving a letter about Tanith! It is set after Death Bringer!
so...how is everyone? :)
Got to go eat tea (Dinner) now!! Bye all!! See you Becky!! Should be back on later!!
I'm ok...ish
Bored out of my friggin' head!!
~waves to everyone who's leaving~
I'm still here but trying to do some work, too... the post got me overexcited - good for me, bad for work getting done. :D
SORRY FOR DISAPPEARING!
I WENT SHOPPING. :3
Oh my....it's PERFECT *sheds tears of manliness*
DEREK! I screamed and got yelled at by my sister.
I almost threw Death Bringer at her (it's the hardback version)but I composed myself; I don't want to ruin one of my prized books ever.
Anyway; I'M COUNTING THE MOMENTS!
By the way; I was disappointed when you turned Tanith all Remnant-y. She was my favorite and the only British one who doesn't thoroughly annoy me (Sorry Fletch, but us British girls got to stick together!)
Derek, you cheeky, cheeky man.
I LEAVE YOU TO WALK THE DOG AND WHAT DO YOU DO
YOU INSULT ME
BEHIND MY B A C K
Meanie. I expect an apology. A nice one.
Any of you guys in the UK that like Andrew Scott should watch the Town on ITV Player because it's really great so far.
SKULLY SHOULD SING NOTHING SUITS ME LIKE A SUIT C:
OMG, the cover is FANTASTIC!!
It was totally worth waiting this long for it.
I can't WAIT to read it!
Hurry up and finish it Derek! :)
I'm back! Sorry, I got booted off the computer and then started crying when I finished Private Peaceful.
Yay, tea drinking, eating biscuits and shipping in Norwich! Wait, I don't even like tea.
We appear to have a problem.
I remember I went to Norwich Castle once.
Bedfordshire, Becky. I live right next to Bedford. I'm pretty sure that counts as East Anglia, because we get Look East for our BBC news thing.
OMG GOD HE SHOULD... but barney singing it will be pretty hard to beat :)
I was on Look East once, hiding behind my mother as they interrogated her about some environment-friendly milk cartons in Asda...
Ahem.
Do any of us like BBC Sherlock aside from me? Because watching Reichenbach while imagining Sherlock as Skul and Jim as Serpine makes it 100% more fun/heartbreaking.
Becky, you know full well I ADORE Sherlock
And Merlin, come to think of it...
...
*frowns*
...
*refreshes e-mail again*
Nothing about GGG... Which is strange...
*sighs* I guess I'll just have to send another e-mail or something, later...
Haha, that's pretty non-epic...
OMG, SHERLOCK<3
Omg, yes. That would be just like :O
But then Skulduggery would have to be gay. And that's just...
Becky I SIMPLY ADORE SHERLOCK.
THE THIRD SERIES IS BEING FILMED IN A COUPLE OF MONTHS TIME!!!!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
my mouth is burning, fajitas are too hot O_O
I'm going, not that anyone cares
Bye
Becky, that isn't even fair. How did you get the new cover to be your Facebook cover? I tried doing that, BUT NO APPARENTLY IT WAS TO WIDE.
Oops, it sounds like I'm a stalker, because I'm not actually Facebook friends with you :/
Mel, tell them you wouldn't be comfortable if I wasn't my creepy self DX
Its true, I would be extremely uncomfortable if Ieni wasnt her creepy stakerish self :)
Bye, Clover!
No, I cared :( Sorry, it's just that my mum keeps hijacking the computer to look at new flooring on the Homebase website, which means I go and watch Merlin and so I have to keep disappearing:(
I am going to have to show you people my amazing perv face at some point in the forseeable future. It's not as good as my friend's, but it still scares some of my friends XD
I got the new cover as my facebook cover...
Mel, it's not even fair - how do you do it?
IENI DONE IT. YAY!
magic...Im not sure I was just interested to see if it would work and apparently it does! :)
YAY!
AAWWWWWWWEEEEESSSSSOMMMMMMMEEEE!!!!!!
Thrust! Hey! *ninjaeroplanetacklhugs*
How are you?
*is blown away by the sheer awesome*
...
*like, holy Moses, that's so cool*
...
*silently absorbs the awesome, in hopes of being that awesome one day*
... Consider it my new iTouch backgrounds. Wow. So worth waiting for.
Thank you Master Derek, but more importantly (though only on this occasion) Master Tom!
Yay Master Tom!
Sparky! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
How are you?
Ah, I need to apologise, because last time I DIDN'T PUT A CAPITAL LETTER FOR YOUR NAME AND I DIDN'T EVEN REALISE UNTIL YOU CAME BACK ON AND THIS IS AN UNFORGIVEABLE SIN.
but um...but um...but um...
HIMYM ahhh :)
Okay.
I never noticed.
Hi Ieni and Frost.
How are you?
IM GREAT, DOCTOR WHO IS ON RIGHT NOW ON BBC 3!!!! YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY :D
I'm good, thanks :)
Ah, well.
Omg, my fingers are actually so cold, I'm going to get hyperthermia and my head is going to freeze then fall off and I'm going to DIE!
Omg! Merlin was on a moment ago....
*Goes to inspect Doctor Who*
Wbd.
*frowns* My hair is a little bit shorter...
*eye twitch* I SHALL GO INSANE.
HI PEOPLE! HI DEREK, EVEN IF YOU AREN'T ON RIGHT NOW!
Oh, it's that one.
I've seen that one waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too many times.
Hmm...Star hasn't been on at all today, which is unusual for her.
Ive seen it a million times but I love it as much as the first time :D
I now confuse Sparky's pic with KOTW
bye
VAL!!!
*tackles her*
VAL!!! HOW ARE YOU???
sorry I dissapeared, I was told to watch the christmas tree incase it wanders away...
OH MY GOD.
That has to be the most awesome cover ever! Give Tom my most excellent thanks, Mr. Landy.
hey mara! :)
Hey Mel! :) MERRY EARLY CHRISTMAS!
thanyou! merry early christmas to you too! :D
OH MY GOD!!!!!!
DEREK LANDY THAT IS....EPICA!!!
Hehe :D
Are we the only ones online at the minute?
no Zaf is here I think :)
and you will be glad to know, I fixed my bowtie :D
Zaf is here....I need to like tacklhug Derek since he's next to the ArtGod......bloody hell it was worth the wait
*claps frantically* ALL HAIL THE DEREK OF THE LANDYS!!! *shrieks in delight* THE PICTURE HAS BLINDED ME WITH IT'S AWESOMENESS!
OH MY GOODNESS THAT IS AMAZING!
Tom Percival is one talented man!
And no I havent gotten anything yet. I dont expect until maybe Tuesday next week, cuz international mail likes to tease....i think I fell off my chair
She's cut her hair! and she looks cold, doesnt she know the importance of circulation?
ITS AMAZING!!!!!!
SORRY FOR SHOUTING BUT I JUST CAAAANTT!!!!
TANITH LOW YOU MUST WEAR A COAT. *runs over* *hands coat*
Thank you Sunny for reminding me :P
DEREK!!! I can see why you'd picture her inna bikini....I hate to admit defeat but, I think she'd look good in a bikini
Zaf. That is completely inappropriate.
But you are right...
See!!! Now excuse me i must go sob. I missed my Golden God cuz of school. Thats true sadness.....
*stalks off to make tea and hide in my closet*
her muscles remind me of fatima whitbread... O_O
AAAAH!!!! WHO THE HELL STOLE MY COOKIES????
IMAGINE BEING A CHESHIRE CAT
THAT'D BE SO COOL
*GRINS*
EHEHEHE...
I WAS WATCHING ALICE IN WONDERLAND LAST NIGHT, BTW. THIS ISN'T COMPLETELY RANDOM
WE HAD A GINGERBREAD SALE IN SCHOOL TODAY! :D
We raised €257.25! :D We're giving half to Crumlin Children's hospital and half to the Make A Wish foundation :) x
Hey Luci! :D
Could of been better.
We were waiting too long.
I imagined Tanith with more straight hair... but I like it more curly! ;)
HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
IF YOU COULD BE ANYTHING YOU WANTED TO BE, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?
I'D BE EITHER A RAINBOW OR A CHESHIRE CAT C:
did you hear Mara? Apparently Im turning Irish...with my accent? It doesnt make sense...Im Scottish butttt...
Hey Flame :)
I'm joking by the way.
It's awesome.
You're turning Irish? Alright, what does téigh mean? Huh? HUH?!? Lol, joking! x
Ten minutes...
I dont know... but apparently my accent is changing?
WHY HAS IT TAKEN UNTIL TODAY FOR ME TO LISTEN TO THIS ALBUM, OMG!?
I LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ANTHRAXXXXXXXXXX<3
Hello. Hi. How are you all doing? I'm going to watch a Weeping Angels marathon because I'm stupid-but also very smart.
HI SPARKYYYY!
Hiiiiiii..... o my holly bunny the cover looks BRILLIAANT
Im still sulking. Stupid school. I rather have been here. :/
HAHA!!! You guys couldnt tattle to Derek!!!
Hi... Flame.
I missed it because of stupid school too. Dammit! I checked right before I left and I just got back home.
FEED THE WOOOOORLLLDDD
LET THEM KNOW IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME AGAINNNN!!
I know!! I was in Maths.....I checked at like 10 to 7am my time then again, in my other classes but nooo 2 classes i have no wifi in, he posted
I mised it to go visit my father against my will... I COULD'VE TALKED TO DEREK!!!!!
Christmas means killer spinny trees and a plastic assassin santa band.
FYI, that up there is a joke.
I talked to Derek!!!! WOOOOOO!!!!! :D
I don't have wifi at school. Me and a couple of other ninjas have tried to crack the code but we haven't succeeded.
I don't have wifi at school. Me and a couple of other ninjas have tried to crack the code but we haven't succeeded.
I wish he'd come on since every Ameriminion was at school. Ah well not forcing him. Still
HAHA you guys still have no chance!!! Derek will NEVER knw what happened last night
MELLLL HOW COULD YOU. *weeps*
I HAVE ELLIE'S CHRISTMAS PRESENT, HERE
IT'S AMAZING
I JUST NEED A FEW LITTLE THINGS TOMORROW
THEN I CAN GO TO THE POST OFFICE AND SEND IT
AND THEN I JUST HAVE TO WAIT FOR A MESSAGE FROM HER SO I CAN LAUGH LIKE A CRAZY PERSON
he answered my questions ! YAY!
*laughs hysterically*
Next time he's on you'll all forget!! HAHA!!
Sparky, email.
My friend was in school after school, and the wifi was unprotected and he swooped in and has it now.
My friend was in school after school, and the wifi was unprotected and he swooped in and has it now.
Ours took like 6min to crack xD
My school's code is probably a double digit number and a random word.
I know mines , my head teacher is such a dumbass if he thinks I cant guess it he he he :D
Our school's is simple.
The year it was built.
It's the same with the school gates, the school lock, the school moneybox... *shifty eyes*
*shifty eyes at Mara* what are you suggesting...?
I wish mine were that easy. It's at least a nine/eight digit code. I'm going to try something next time though.
THE SCHOOL MONEYBOX...
God, your school staff are very, very, thick.
really? I was going to break into your school, steal the moneybox and anything else I could grab *shifty eyes*
Amelia - Yes. Yes, they are. May I call you Mia?
Mel - But you don't know which school I go to... *swallows nervously* Mel? You DON'T, right?
SPD. Not Mia. Sorry, don't like that name-no offense to anyone else.
SPD - Alrighty then.
no, I dont but thats just a little flaw in the big plan...I can work around it O_o
Derek, do you watch Nikita?
Derek, do you watch Nikita?
*laughs*
im still laughing Mel why didnt you tell Derek?
oooo..my braaaaain is friied from the TANIIITH coVER awesomeNESSS
can't think straight aarghhhh...my brain broke a bit
aww crap . I forgot ... D:
HAA!! Crap...you guts arent gonna try to get him on? Crap....
*gulps* Please don't rob my school. WE HAVE A LITTLE CHRISTMAS TREE AND IT IS SO CUTE CAUSE THE JUNIOR INFANTS DECORATED IT. ♥
I AM ACTUALLY WORRIED ABOUT MY OWN MENTAL HEALTH
WHY DID I DOWN THAT BOTLTE OF PEPSI, OMG
SOOOOOOOO HYPERRRRRRRRR CAYNRIOCHSBÉUOBVY FG )+ó#dalcz'.
DEREK GET ON I HAVE GINGERBREAD.
Quite literally. It's in my schoolbag.
DEREK!!! oh please Master Drek PLEASE!!! im crying..
aww master derek, you made Zaf cry. WHY???
I changed my background to something Doctor Who and it says in one corner, "You know you're obsessed with Doctor Who when you actually want to be abducted by an alien."
So, so true-especially for me.
*cries*
please Master Derek!?
OHHH I WANNA BE ABDUCTED BY AN ALIEN!!!!!!! ME PLEASE!!!!!
DEREK LANDY. COME ON ZAF IS CRYING.
If he is watching this laughing I swear to God...
I HAVE THE MADAGASCAR VERSION OF I LIKE TO MOVE IT ON, RIGHT NOW
CLEARLY, I AM TOO COOL;D
I might have said this earlier, but i didn't go into detail.
I want a video game based on skulduggery pleasant.
It should have battle type similar to street fighter but with a 3-d battleground (if u have ever played naruto ninja storm then you will understand this) with free roam. Not an rpg, but with a story based on books, but it will include side stories as well. I can imagine so many physical and special moves for every main character (even scapegrace)
.
Please abduct me aliens! Please come on Derek!
Derek could be the next doctor and then my favorite things will be on Doctor Who-well, Doctor Who is one of my favorite things. That was very confusing. Whatever. Be the next doctor Derek! Then save me from aliens and make me your companion! Please! I can act! I take drama.
Please Derek????
omg, this is beautiful
and it came out on my birthday, which makes today even more awesome for me :D
I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT. ^^.
SO FREAKING AWESOME!!!!!!!
*runs around excitedly.*
I can't wait. :D
Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase Derek.
I swear if he's laughing!!!!
Gaaahh!!!
If he is laughing at us... *shakes fist in air*
*laughs* Derek's comment from the other day makes total sense! :)
Five minutes?? DEREK???? PLEASE??? I BEG OF YOU ILL DO ANYTHING
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREK.
Master Derek, we know you're there.
If he's laughing I swear that when I go to the Artic in the summer, I'm going to somehow smuggle a polar bear into Dublin.
Oh, hello Luka. I haven't seen you in a while.
Grrrrrrrrrr!!!
Seriously Derek....I dont know what you want me to do? Cry? Dance?
DEREK. I will buy a dancing penguin for you.
HELLO SPD!
OMG, I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING AND I DON'T KNOW WHY, H E L P
I'll buy a cannibal to sneak into your house!
*gets on hamds and knees*
MASTER DEREK PLEASE....
*sounds hysterical*
*screams hysterically and runs around in circles*
DEREK PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE.
IT'S SO GOOOOOOOOOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
Oh oh mighty Golden God
I bow down to you
You are my sunshine
My only moon beam
Im behaving! See Zaffy behaves!! Please FIVE MINUTES?? I BEG I BEG....
*cries*
555
Never mind, 554, 556, and 557
SEE! Zaffy never behaves! She's doing it for YOUUU!!!
Yo guys!
Im not exploding, killing, or torturing anyone! PLEASE MASTER DEREK!
Maybe he's writing book eight, or taking a shower*, or eating, or sleeping.
*or bath
Hello Robin
What's everyoe begging for?
ROBIN!!! OH MY GOD WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU?!?! *tacklehugs*
Derek, you can have my Dalek painting, or TARDIS cupcake painting-I'm pretty good at art for a 12 year old. (I'm 12, not in my twelfth year of school)
Itts nearly 10pm.....damn it. I mean I doubt he's writing, playing video games. Just keep flipping he'll give in
DEREK PLEASE???
Hi Maralie you were on yesterday weren't you? xD
Yo Zaf, Komodo!
... oh yeah. Well, hi anyway Robin. *slumps down in chair* There goes my good greeting...
DEREEEKkKKKKKK.
LOL.
When does this book actually come out?
MY CAT IS ATTACKING ME. >_>
March I think...
I wish I had a cat. My dad's allergic.
Attack it back.
DEREK!!!! DEREK!!!
Grrr swear he avoids me on purpose. Wont be able to avoid me if I ever go to a signing....though if I just like ran into him I dunno what i 'd do
LATE MARCH!
she's such a turnip... >_>
I'm allergic to cats also ^^
DEREEEEEKKKKK. You turnip.
Turnip xD
DEREK ISN'T A TURNIP
MY CAT IS
AND TURNIP IS MY INSULT
NO STEALING
STEALING IS PUNISHABLE BY DEATH *nods*
Luci, you wouldn't kill me, right? *puppy eyes*
Ehejehejehehehehheh
Almost time for my Weeping Angel marathon!!!
I don't like Doctor Who *mumbles*
DEREK!!!!!!!!! Stop hiding i AM upset. Im not actually being dramatic
*GASPS*
Blasphemer!!!!!!!!
Robin - me too :P
YOU'RE ALL BLASHPEMERS!!!!
*grins at Maralie* Good
Sorry Amelia ^^
WOW. It's beautiful. :')
Time for the marathon! Goodbye to Doctor Who fans! Bad bye to non fans! The Weeping Angels will get you!!!
HEY.
Yo Flame!
Weeping Angels are quite disturbing.
SPD, why would you DO that to yourself? *imagines Weeping Angel Marathon* *shudders*
TMS will then be republished as part of the SP short story/novella collection which will be out in 2014.
...OoO i cant wait for this book and i cant wait for 2014!!!!!!!
*sighs*
I cut myself with a glass yesterday. It really hurt.
HELLO, FLAME!:)
I'm on my second bottle of Pepsiiiiii. XD hehehehehehehehehehehehe
I need a good girl's name..
I'm on my second bottle of 2 litre coke. hehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehe. He.
For who Flame?
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