Friday, December 7, 2012

The Maleficent Seven


BOOM!

IN YOUR FACE!!

Ladies and gentlemen and Minions of dubious gender, I give you the cover- with text and without- to The Maleficent Seven.

Rejoice, puny humans, for the ArtGod Percival has delivered his most brain-smashing cover yet.


And the world is a happy place.

4,933 comments:

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Star Inkbright said...

COZ THEY HAVE THANKSGIVEING.

Nixion Strange said...

o_o
Who told you that?

Zathract Mist said...

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's not true.

*throws fireballs at the moon*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

We have huge celebrations here!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Giant trees, decorations, Christmas lights on practically every house, carolers, parades, celebrations...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

And presents. Lots of presents.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Oh, and Doctor Who specials.

Star Inkbright said...

But you have all these people who say they don't celebrate Christmas coz they aren't Christian! You can't not celebrate Christmas here, whatever religion you are! So I infered that it was less celebrated!

Infering, I was. Blame my English and History tecajers. Or just blame me. :P

Star Inkbright said...

Doctor Who CHristle Mistle specky-als are worldwide.

Star Inkbright said...

Or is it:

*inferred
*inferring
?

Star Inkbright said...

*Christle

Star Inkbright said...

*laughs* I STILL HAVE THE LYRICS TO VOICES ALL OVER MY HAND FROM YESTERDAY. AND EVERYBODY KEPT ASKING ME IF I WAS TRYING TO CHEAT BY WRITING SATUFF ON MY HAND FOR A TEST. NO, PEOPLE! I WAS JUST BORED! WHY DOES EVERYBODY SEE ME AS THIS DISHONEST CHEAT? ME, DISHONEST? WHO WOULD THINK SUCH A THING? *horrified look*

Jophiel said...

*Pops head out of ground*
Hi! Billy-Ray wouldn't take me all the way so now I have to dig myself out...
*Glowers*

Star Inkbright said...

HI DEATH!

Jophiel said...

HI INK!

Star Inkbright said...

Andddddddd now I have to go to prison. *cries* FOURS! SEE YOU ON THE BUS OR AT LUNCH OR AFTER SCHOOL OR AT FIVE O'CLOCK OR LATER OR SOME OF THE ABOVE OR ALL OF THE ABOVE!

Jophiel said...

I do not like New Zealand birds... The Kia or what ever is scary!!!

Jophiel said...

Prison? Bye!

Jophiel said...

Cain, are you still here?

Jophiel said...

Eden, will you ever be back on?

Zathract Mist said...

Voices.

Favourite. Song. Ever.

I think.

Probably not. But it's my most listened song according to iTunes.

Super distant. Still playing RB2.

Unapplicable. said...

Hello.

Unapplicable. said...

Or not.

Anonymous said...

anyone online?

Jophiel said...

I am!!!!

Aw, I missed Mist

Jophiel said...

Might have missed Mist...

Zath, you still on? It's Death!!!
Y'know, Death Rose?

Anonymous said...

casually on here in sex ed....

Jophiel said...

Zath, do you have any idea where I could get a 6 shot pistol ring, with ammo, smallish and looks 18th century gothic?

Jophiel said...

Okay... Luna, why do you still have your Requiem Ball dress on?

You might remember me from there actually, Death Rose?

Jophiel said...

Gtg, bye!

Anonymous said...

I still wear the dress cos I'm lazy as hell. And yeah, I do :)

Better actually do stuff now.
Like look at cat pictures.
Bye :)

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

NO, DEATH? WHY DID YOU LEAVE MEEE???

On a separate note, I think I'm addicted to Mycroft Holmes.

Zathract Mist said...

Sorry, I'm really incredibly distant.

Well, I left before, but I'm really incredibly distant now.

I'm busy.

Death, I'd recommend talking to Nix. I don't have any of that stuff.

...Well, not legally...

Nixion Strange said...

Who has anything leggaly?

Zathract Mist said...

I do.

Nixion Strange said...

Pffffftt, lame

Nixion Strange said...

Okay, Mist, why are YouTube videos looking so blurry for me?! It's pissing me off

Zathract Mist said...

*scowls*

I work for the Sanctuary, of course I have things legally.

There are a lot of things that I don't have things legally for though.

And I don't know. Maybe khnrklssunsrk happened.

Nixion Strange said...

Ha, Sanctuary

Zathract Mist said...

How is that funny?

*sighs*

It's a good thing I can explain Mist's goodie-goodie-ness. I honestly hate his character. Him working for the Sanctuary is firstly too sucky, secondly too cliche.

But as I said, I can explain it. Which is brilliant.

Nixion Strange said...

Sorry, distant

Nixion Strange said...

And if it makes you feel any better, my character's constant angst pisses me off

Drew O'Connor said...

I think most characters succeed in pissing authors off at one stage...

Nixion Strange said...

Gooood morning Emerald

Zathract Mist said...

It sucks more when the character's meant to be you though.

That's my outlook on it, anyway.

Nixion Strange said...

Exactly Mist
If I could redo my character... He'd either be insane but cheerfully killing, or suave, classy, strategic and evil

Nixion Strange said...

*whitles*

Zathract Mist said...

You can redo him, though.

Sparky's redone her's several times. She doesn't even have a set profile because she changes so much.

Now she's working for the Sanctuary whereas a few weeks ago she was a wanted criminal.

Zathract Mist said...

*hums*

Drew O'Connor said...

Good morning psychopaths...

I wish I could say I feel your pain, like when the character is meant to be you...

But nope, mine is a bipolar werewolf who just doesn't want to do as he is told anymore.

Nixion Strange said...

Yeah, but Nix and Mist is based around the whole idea of Nix and Mist being... Well, Nix and Mist

Nixion Strange said...

Oh, and with your werewolf problem, have him kill something. Always works for me

Drew O'Connor said...

I would if it was Deacon but it's Drew, he's not really the one that goes out killing...

Ah I'm sure I'll bash him around and sort him out.

Nixion Strange said...

Yokay

Zathract Mist said...

A major problem with our story mainly being about the idea of being Nix and Mist is that we've changed a lot since we started it.

Yeah, this was hours late for a reply, but whatever.

Zathract Mist said...

Oh, not that long then. An hour and 40. Oh well.

Unknown said...

Hi

Zathract Mist said...

Hi Val and hi Kes!

Anonymous said...

Hi Zath, and hi ValP!

Zathract Mist said...

How are you both?

Anonymous said...

ValP, could you read this?

kestrelvalandthrust.blogspot.com

It's mine, Val V.'s, and Thrust's story.

Anonymous said...

I am...good, I suppose.

I have a band concert tonight, and we are absolutely awful, but...

Anonymous said...

How 'bout you?

Zathract Mist said...

Concerts. *laughs*

*doesn't know why I'm laughing*

I'm fine. Tired. But I'm always tired...

Anonymous said...

I have to go, bye!

Zathract Mist said...

I'm going to go again for a bit. I have to do some things.

I may be back later. Bye!

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Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

DEREK WHAT THE HECK YOU HAVEN'T POSTED IN A WEEK!

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Get the minions on him *nods*

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

Post! I demand it!

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

*Nods*
And it has to be a long one with lots of pretty pictures of rainbows for Clover:(

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

HE POSTED

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Really? Well, since I didn't get first there........

LAST!

tanithlowrocks said...

isnt tanith a ramnent?? and isnt she dating billy-ray??

Star Inkbright said...
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Anonymous said...

Oh my God. What a cover! :)

...

I'm no so informed, are you talking about clothes? About Tantith's clouthes?? :D

Anonymous said...

Is the book only in english?! Or.. will it be only in eglish? (I'm so sorry about my writing mistakes.. my english is so bad!)

AmericanMinionReborn >:) said...

:)
Hey, guess what? When I first read about Tanith in the first S.P. book, I thought she was a brunette. Frome now on Tanish will always be a Brunette in my mind!

AmericanMinionReborn >:) said...

@Soel Soeln
Did you mean to say
"Is the book only in Eglish? Or . . . will it also be in English?"
Because that's just nonsensical.

AmericanMinionReborn >:) said...

Or perhapes you meant "Is the book only in English? Or . . . will it also be in English?"
That makes no sense either.

Serafina Mothwing said...






















Sorry 4 long silence, but there are no words. I shall post again when I think of some

Unknown said...

WHOOP WHOOP!!!
Okay, been on camp for over a month and seeing this is just...... Music to my ears.

Unknown said...

Thank you Derek brown leather has always suited her

Unknown said...

Thank you Derek because Tanith really suits her leathers

Anonymous said...

When is it going to be released? Ha got nothing to read!

Anonymous said...

When is it going to be released? I have nothing too read!

Unknown said...

i hate being in america my library cant get the next four books so im stuck with the first three

Unknown said...

i hate being in america my library cant get the next four books so im stuck with the first three

Unknown said...

im stuck in america and cant read the next three books it sucks

Unknown said...

im stuck in america and cant read the next three books it sucks

Unknown said...

im stuck in america and cant read the next three books it sucks

Unknown said...

im stuck in america and cant read the next three books it sucks

Bronolas said...

cool backgrounds derek ;P

Rachel said...

when will it be out? and WHAT IS IT ABOUT beside Tanith obviosuly, spoilers??

Unknown said...

Derek there's a problem! The swirl around the text is red. The KOTW limited editions swirl is red, I can't have two reds in a row! Nooo!

Wil there me a special edition for this cover?

Signed, all your fans.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

That is the most ridiculous post I have ever read.

No offense to you, though :) Happiness and merry christmas!

Anonymous said...

Hello! The novella looks awesome. I think Tanith has to be my favourite character...most of the time - apart from the whole remnant and Billy-Rae escapade. Guh. Guys without eyes...
And, Derek, if there will be a movie, what sort of actress do you think will play Tanith?

Anonymous said...

OMG, Tanith's my fave, too!!!!!
I like the fact that she's female and can still fight and kill.

Unknown said...

I love it, i would have seen it sooner if my parents hadn't taken away my internet!
I see one problem with it though...
THE BOOK ISN'T OUT YET!!!
RAGE MUCH!

Anonymous said...

hi everyone!!

love this cover best so far!!!!

Anonymous said...

*smiles* best ever!

DarkKnight said...

hey derek. Love the books. I was just wondering why dont you make a taken name generator for the website, because whilst i want to think of one i dont want one that sounds stupid and would like your expert advice on this

Hamster said...

Huh. I just realised. I am holding up my version of TMS and the cover is different. Just a TEENSY bit different. There is no lightning strike behind the tree on the left hand side, and according to Derek's picture, there should be. Derek, is my book broken?

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