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«Oldest ‹Older 4401 – 4600 of 4933 Newer› Newest»Jubilance, what's your power?
She can make people so ecstatically happy, they go insane.
Ah.
What's in whose story?
8 days.
We have 8 days left.
8 days until they return.
8 days until they start hunting us.
The Faceless Ones are coming...
Hi!
Hey
Hoy
Hi you two.
How are you both?
HI MOOSE!
I can't say how we both are
But I'm alright
*scowls*
Ivy.
Okay Nix.
ooooooo me god carrots...
and tanith!!!!...
mostly carrots
im sooooooooooooo in love with tanith
There was a misty type of rain outside earlier, and it was bothering me, so me and Amanda just said it was you trying to annoy me all the way from Australia. It was so... not glorious.
Hello, Nelson.
And then Amanda said she would throw a bush at Flame for being eight inches taller than her if we meet him.
Right...
And this morning I tripped over a desk, and landed face first on the floor without my teacher noticing, and my friend Emily ended up laughing so hard she accidentally smashed her head into her table.
Not on topic, but something that came to mind.
*looks at top of page*
Hmmm... I wonder if I'm getting a Christmas card... *hint hint*
You amaze me.
Not in a good way.
Christmas cards. Pfft. Easier to hand out blog-presents. *isalreadyfranticallymakingcardsforeveryone*
And then when I asked Emily what she thought would happen if I tripped over a table when I met Derek, and she was laughing so hard she was almost crying, but I think she managed to say, "It's funny because it's probably going to happen".
*is watching James and the Giant Peach for the millionth time*
I still don't understand WHY there is a flying rhino in the sky.
*mutters* I want a flying rhino...
Msd..
MIST IS A MOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE
OOOOOOOOOOOOH! SHINY! O_O
YAY! I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR A BOOK THAT ACTUALLY
TOPS SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT FOR AGES!
... I Failed Before Now...
Derek, YOU ARE A GOD O_O
*Bows*
Yeah. And Now I Read The Comments
That Came Before Mine AND
WONDER IF I'M STILL ON THE SAME
SITE O___O
*Slowly Backs Away To The Land
In Which She Came From*
Hellooo!
DEREK LANDY. YOU NEED TO DO A NEW POST.
http://kestrelvalandthrust.blogspot.com/
If anyone's still on, would you mind reading Chapter 1 of my, Val, and Thrust's story?
Wait, since when did you do a story?
(I know about NOTHING that goes on here, NOTHING)
Oh sorry, I had to go. It's a story blog. We ust posted the first chapter last night.
I really like it. :D
(I have SO got to get Llama and I to do that...)
I never do just one post do I???
Well, I'm pretty sure I made up that whole Spanish Writing exam, BUT I AM STILL IN THE BEST MOOD EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
so, hi.
hey~
Ermegerrdd! Might be able to go to Germany on the music trip in summer.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
*throws mini-party*
Hello! :D
Woooooohoooooooooo, yay Ieni! :D
hey guys :)
Clover! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
Mel! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
Becky! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
How are you all?
Yeah, I just need to use my ninja persuasion powers a bit more...:)
Im good! my schools christmas concert is in 2hrs 40 mins :)
asdfghjkl;
I HATE DECISIONS.
I FOUND THIS BOOK.
AN SP BOOK.
A US SP BOOK.
ONE OF THE ONES I HAVEN'T GOT.
AND I MIGHT BUY IT...
BUT I'M NOT SURE...
BECAUSE IT'S, LIKE, £10.60
Which I can afford, it's just whether I should buy it or not...
Opinions?
Ooo, yay! Are you going?
Our's is on Tuesday. It's going to last abotu 2 hours :/ I'm trying to get my brother to forget to give our parents tickets...
You're a collector, aren't you?
OMG MORE PROOF YOU'RE ACTUALLY CHINA!
I think you should get it:) It depends. Is it kinda rare?
yeah Im going *DOUBLE BASS FOR THE WIN* I have to go or else there will be no double basses...and that would be disatrous and mine lasts about 2 hours aswell... :D
...Yes....
I'm hardly like China, am I?
Though, Tom did try telling me that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, which I replied to with "They've obviously never met me," then smiled and walked off. :3
It is rather rare, yes. It's the first time I've come across it brand new, actually. And before that it was only one copy I've ever seen selling for almost £20, so...
Yes, I shall buy it tonight! :D
Ah, that's epic :)
I dunno. It depends which China you look at, because she changes.
Yay for you!
That's nice :)
I'm doing violin in mine :)
OMGIGOTMYGRADE6EXAMRESULTSBACKANDIGOTADISTINCTION:D
I quote China and Skulduggery the most when I quote the books. And Gordon. Gotta love Gordon! AND MElMOND (Des/Melissa)! Damn lazy cows!
I don't think I'm like Miss Sorrows in the slightest... :3
hehe.
Well done, Ieni! :D *hugs*
MELMOND*
It's Melmond because it sounds a bit like Melman from Madagascar which makes me think of Skulduggery dancing to I Like To Move It... ^_^
Sorry, I disappered, had to go to some stuff...
Ah, that's cool:)
Yes, omg, if Desmond dies, I'm just going to go into hibernation and then when I come out in 100 years, I'm going to become a hermit.
I always feel bad when I walk through doors now. BECAUSEIFEELLIKEIHAVENOIMAGINATION DX
Thankyou! *hugsback* I'm really happy, because that means me and my 3 violin friends all got the same!
I might have to mysteriously disappear for dinner, at some point...
I JUST ASKED MY DAD IF WE COULD GET PHOTOSHOP ON ONE OF OUR COMPUTERS.
THE ANSWER IS, MAYBE FOR CHRISTMAS.
WBD. I HAVE ALL THIS HOMEWORK, PLUS I WANT TO EMAIL ALL THESE PEOPLE.
SORRY FOR VANISHING, IENI.
I WAS DOING SOMETHING FOR GGG AND WORKING OUT HOW MANY SP BOOKS I COULD AFFORD TO BUY...^^
I FLOATED OFF I WAS HAVING AN EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWN WITH ASHLEY BUT HELLO I AM HERE NOW TO TALK I THINK I'LL PROBABLY FLOAT OFF AGAIN BUT I AM HERE FOR NOW AND THAT'S THE MAIN THING
MY BROTHER KEEPS SINGING THIS WEIRD SONG ABOUT CHICKEN AND BISCUITS AND SOMETHING? I AM SO DAMN CONFUSEDDDDDDDDDD!
OH, YES
I OFFICIALLY OWN AT LEAST ONE COPY OF ALL THE UK&IRELAND EDITIONS OF THE FIRST TRILOGY OF SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT BOOKS
I AM VERY, VERY PROUD.
*cries, screams and punches mattress* WHY NO WORKY, SIGNAL???
becky just told me i have more books than her, omgg.
w h a t
This conversation literally just made my day. (People have their taken/character names)
Peter: These pants for my costume don't fit. It's like impossible to go to a store and get pants that fit me.
Me: Where do you get your clothes, then? Ghastly Bespoke?
Edmund: I GET THAT REFERENCE!
Me: YES! *high fives him* You are like my best friend now.
I didn't even know he read SP. He's only on the first, but HE'S READING!
WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
YAY FOR SKUTTLEBUGS! :D
Hey Luciana!
That moment when you finish high school and are suddenly very grown up and going to university, meeting friends and being social... Then a new Derek Landy book comes out.
This is funny, i stalked the Blog today during Spanish xD
Kate, i know the feeling
Hey, Sev! :D
Hey, Zaf!
Hello, Kate!
THIS SONG, OMG<3
Graduating high school and suddenly being very grown up and mature, going to university, meeting new people and socializing... Then a new Derek Landy book comes out.
I love when im casually hoping Derek might enlighten us. He went into hiding!
So Nikki and Celine decided if we dont die from it we'll try to send Derek our one chorus song we hate because its so high xD i said we should put a note: We felt a piece of ourselves die every time we did this, but we managed to do it one last time....hopefully
Has Master Derek fallen into a pit? Or is he writing...MASTER DEREK if you arent writing let us know I want to hear how crazy your life may be at the time....uhm...if you are writing please do continue hopefully you arent writing the death of someone i like...
*screams*
IT'S SO WEIRDDDDDDDDDDDD
AAAAH!!!! Whats the address to send letterto Derek. Im serious i lost le paper i wrote it down on
I think Ellikins still has the letter I wrote to Derek. >_>
I might make her send it to him, for me...
Because I want Derek to read it.
I was pretty proud of it. But I have horrid handwriting...Bleurgh
Wow, you know Derek posted SIX days ago, and his comment section still isn't full O_o
I think we're losing it.
And by "we," of course I mean you.... I'm one of those annoying child's doctors who says "we" when I really mean you. I'm one of them in disguise, of course...~shifty eyes~ :P
Also, the Space button on this comp is seriously annoying O_o
Hello?
Hiya,Phoenix!
What's up?
Hey Skyril and Fawkes!
The sky.
And I'm extremely sorry.
Hello, Persephone!
@Phoenix
Because you haven't sent it in yet?
Well,I was going to have to prolong it a bit anyway. It's alright.
brb
*laughs* BECKY IS SO FUNNY, OMG.
I love it when people get Becky'd. So funny.
Hello, anyone that appeared! :D
...
Hmm...
Someone remind me to buy SP CR, MC LPB and DB LPB tomorrow. Ok? I'll probably remember, but y'know. Long day tomorrow. And I have to teach. *sighs* FRIDAYS ARE SO LONG D:
Yeah, because of that.
I'm a dickhead, anyway, so..
*frowns* You're not a dickhead. You're you and you is perfect. Shush.
Far from perfect, L.
PHOENIX!
No, you're most definitely not!
And when I said most definitely not, I meant you definitely weren't a dickhead xD
Back! Btw...
But Imight be slow
Oh, grrr. I just got back, but I have to go -_-
SORRY!
~screams at the sky~
Ok, bye, guys!
I'llcome back when I can!
You're perfect to me. *nods* Opinions, like this, cannot be wrong:3
'Ello.
*really should be working*
WHY IS IT SO QUIET???
I DON'T KNOW!
NIX!
SPARKY!
Hi
How are you?
I am... Tired
And I've decided I want air conditioning
How are you?
Alright, I guess.
I hate the beach.
I love the beach
I haven't gone in years...
Why do you hate the beach?
The beach is painful and unforgiving.
*nods*
There is too much sand for my liking, I suppose
I hate sand.
Burn the sand
Burn the wet sand at the wet beach with the wet water?
Genius plan, Nix.
*nods*
I have my moments
*sighs and shakes head*
So, are you at the beach?
No.
I was yesterday, though.
Aah
Speaking of the beach, I had a dream I WASN'T at the beach. This guy was going to the moon, and his evil father was really worried, and his worry caused him to create a horrible monster and deadly dungeons. An old lady said to stop him, you have to go to the centre of the dungeons and find an old gold sword, and then get back out. But there were a thousand entrances and exits to the dugeons, and it was dark and there were riddles and directions and warnings that liked to lie to you. We spent hours in there, and when we saw the light to the outside world we couldn't resist. We escaped without the sword, but we met a man who made dolls and other things. He made me a President doll, a River doll, and a Johnny doll too. I realized that he could make something that looked like it was from the moon to stop the father from worrying. But I ended up just playing with the dolls.
Hey Eve
HELLO
I won a sled today.
Because I'm just that awesome.
HELLO.
And you still didn't tell me how/why.
For being the most awesome.
http://kestrelvalandthrust.blogspot.com/2012/12/chapter-two.html
READ IT NOW, PEOPLE
I shall read it, and revel in it's glory, for it shall be glorious!
EPIC! upload more
Andra, its Thrust's turn to write, so telling us to upload won't help.
And we'd appreciate it if you followed it....
You'll never guess the twist!
well tell thrust to write and upload.
following.
umm a giant banana that can talk put a talking button into each of their ears and told them to kill jubi? and the banana was dressed like thrust?
What?! How'd you guess?!
Val, did you tell her?
you told me about it in a dream..... *looks out in to the distance*
*shakes head*
kessie i got 9,002 words!! on that write or die thing!
i had only like 6000 this morning.
hello?
I KNOW WHAT THE TWIST IS!!
im secretly.....ALIVE! DUN DUN DUUUNN
Awesome! Only 1000 more!
You DREAMT about me?!
no you are dead. you always die.
yeah 1000 by tomorrow....and its time to go to bed...
Gosh... THANKS Kilandra...
way to CRUSH MY DREAMS....
:P
Hi Jubi!
Skulduggery Plot Twist: Nye is the Death Bringer!
no i dreamt about the banana. and crush jubi's dreams.
Hi Kessie!
That's not even funny....
actually it is... But also a little disturbing.....
Plot Twist!: Myra is my MOM!
.....now THATS just awkward....
wait... then FLETCHER'S YOUR _DAD_????????
Nope. She was my mom BEFORE that!
(I'm just randomly saying things)
And I have a theory as to how Book 9 ends!
ooo wats ur theory??
MINE!
I dedicate this page to books. I know I've done it before, but, really, books deserve hundreds.
Without books, or, more specifically, A book, none of us would have met. So, yeah, I dedicate to books.
Jubi, my theory is that after she becomes Darquesse and attempts to destroy the world, Skulduggery stops her, but she's already killed her parents, possibly Tanith, definitely Fletcher.
So she comes to, sees what she's done, and goes into denial. She refuses to continue learning magic, refuses to continue working with Skulduggery, and gets those binding symbols tatooed on her so she can never use magic again, thus preventing Darquesse from ever reappearing.
Then she goes back to her house, takes Alice, who has somehow survived, and goes to Gordon's house which she has inherited, and refuses all contact with the magical world, including Skulduggery. And the book ends with Fergus going, "I told you so."
I just hope the world is destroyed and everyone dies.
I'm such an optimist, as you can tell.
Mine is more depressing.
Derek, just so you know, if you do that, I WILL hunt you down and kill you with a spoon.
you are a serial killer kessie? Mr.S would be proud.
No, that's just one of Derek's lines.
Derek, just to make you proud, I was in a bouncy house thing today, and my friend told me that not tripping was one of Valkyrie's challenges, so I had to do it, but while I did I shouted "FOR MASTER DEREK!"
And then I, y'know, tripped down the slide thing, but the meaning is still there.
FOR NARNIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hello?
Hiya, Ember!
... Darquesse would never kill Tanith, Kes.
Sure, she wouldn't.
"I understand now why she turned on my brothers and sisters Darquesse is a pure, true force of destruction. When she comes again, I don't plan on being anywhere nearby."
Oh, hi Sparky!
SPARKY! *tackles*
I have to go, bye!
BYE KES!
Who's Ember?
I think you are.
7 days till The Faceless Ones return.
Hello.
I'm Ember?
Why?
Hello!
Hi Silver!
Can I call you Silver?
MOOSE! *tackles*
*hits the ground hard*
Oh, for the sake of monkeys...
I ran into multiple things today! And I crashed uncountable amounts of times into the walls of bouncy houses! And threw things at people!
And I won a sled for being awesome! A sled that LIGHTS UP!
I've never had a sled before... This is a new thing for me...
Oh, look, something shiny!
*runs off to get it* *comes back with sword*
I actually ran into heaps of things today.
Becoming stupidly, horribly high and crazy is one of the side effects the heat has on me. See, I'm almost always cold, even in the warmest days of summer. Every day last year I had a long sleeved singlet on, plus the stupid school shirt, plus two school jackets.
But because we actually had to do stuff in PE today, it became pretty hot. So I became high.
I screamed stupid things and ran into things and got people into headlocks with ease. It was all pretty funny in a way the undermined the dignity that I'd spent all year making sure everyone knew about.
*uses the air to grab the sword*
HI NIX.
*throws an orange*
Yeah, you can call me Silver.
Orange?
*gets out a different sword and slices the orange*
I AM FRUIT NINJA
Moose, did you read my chapter on A Story of Three?
*scowls*
Do you read the comments?
HI PEOPLE!
Wbd. I'm, uh, meant to be getting ready for school.
BUT I NEVER WANT TO GET UP AT THIS TIME OF YEAR. THE COLD IS TOO OFFPUTTING. :P
Hiya, Ink.
Why not throw a purple? :(
BEEN SO BUSY THE LAST FEW DAYS< I'M NOT KIDDING.
Msd. As always nowadays, I have crapy connection.
*looks at dead orange*
*cracks neck*
You're deaded
Hey Mist, do you mind if I give the link of Nix and Mist to someone on the forums?
*starts laughing*
HI STAR! *throws a squirrel*
No, of course not, go ahead, Nix.
*is still laughing at deaded*
*DAYS
HELLO, ZATHRACT MISTLE CHRISTLE.
If Christmas is Christle Mistle, you must be Mistle Christle. *nods*
We bought a Christle Mistle tree yesterday (yes, a real one, not an artifical one), and on the way home (we put the tree on the roof) the windows we all steamed up (they do that in cold weather, remember?) and we were writing stuff on the windows (because Mum wasn't there to tell us not to) and I wrote, 'SKITTLES!' Then I wrote 'M&Ms' and my bro and sis both went, "Urgh!" "I hate M&Ms!"
:O THAT'S, LIKE, SCRALIGILITY. OR WHATEVER.
HELLO IVY ANIMOSITY!
HELLO NIXION IS STRANGE!
*reaches out to catch squirrel* *squirrel jumps away from me and runs under bush*
:( WHY YOU NO LIKE ME?
I DEADED. I THINK. *resurrects self* NOW ME NOT DEADED.
*scowls at people who don't like M&Ms*
Evil...
Evil...
My sister threw a pack of M&Ms at my knuckles earlier. It hurt.
*frowns* And my friend threw a burrito at me... But she missed...
Burn them
BURN THE M&MS?
NO!
NO!
And a different kid thought I was drinking blood, but that has nothing to do with anything.
*thinks* Come to think of it, a LOT of kids thought I was drinking blood.
Stupid red water flavouring stuff that actually does look like blood...
But still, off topic.
Wait... When was I ever on topic in the first place?
No you weren't.
*throws a Goose at Ivy*
Not the M&Ms. Everything else
*catches the goose* *hugs it so tightly it can't breathe*
HI GOOSEY!
*glares*
*drenches Ivy and the goose*
BURN THE CHOCOLATES AND THE SKULDUGGERY BOOKS?
NO.
*sets fire to trees*
*sets fire to shops*
*sets fire to grass*
*sets fire to houses*
*sets fire to roads*
*sets fire to cars*
*sets fire to mountains*
*attemps to set fire to seas*
THANK YOU, ZATH! I KNEW THEY WERE EVIL! I KNEW IT! *adds Zath onto list of people who think my brother and sister are evil* *looks at grand list of two* Ah.
*tips M*&Ms out of their packet and sets fire to packet*
*sets fire to goose*
YES! *sets fire to my Advent calandar* CHOCOLATE CANNOT BE EXEMPT FROM BURNING.
. . . SKULDUGGERY BOOKS CAN THOUGH.
Do you even HAVE Advent calendars in other countries? '~'
I do! My advent calendar is AWESOME.
What, you think Australia isn't advanced enough to have chocolate? Well we are!
*sulks*
I just had breakfast. And my bro and sis were eating their breakfasts too so I told them that Zath said they were evil and Nix told me to burn them.
Apparently, they're up on the moon and we can't reach the moon, so we csn't burn them. *looks up at moon*
IT'S JUST AMERICANS DON'T MAKE AS MUCH OF CHRISTMAS AS WE DO SO . . .
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