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«Oldest ‹Older 3801 – 4000 of 4933 Newer› Newest»I'm saying nothing, Ivy.
Val, what if your head got removed and then blown to pieces, hmm?
Oh, I read you chapter six. It's really good.
MIST IF YOU KILL ME I SWEAR I WILL DESTROY YOU.
Besidesssss, you said you wouldn't. That's why I agreed to be in it in the first place.
I'm up to Buried Alive.
*scowls*
I don't want to live. Because in that final battle, there is no way I would survive.
I'm still looking for a way around that and for a way to die as well as being able to finish telling the story.
Also, what are you talking about? *raises an eyebrow*
Can I appear out of nowhere for about five seconds and then get killed?
Sparky, no need to announce to the world how to kill me. *glowers*
You'll have to wait and see, Val. But I think you already know the outcome to that.
Buried Alive. Great song.
*elbows Zath*
E-mail, buttmunch.
But Val, how can he kill you if you're already dead?
Can you like do that to me too?
Meaning what Kes said.
Thanks SPD.
Kes, if you want to be in it, read the original Battle For Blogland post and leave your details there like I said.
You may be able to be in it, might not. I don't know yet.
And same for SPD.
Explosions. Very powerful explosions.
But you don't know that, because I didn't just tell you.
Okay. I shall do that.
Alright.
Hey Kestrel, do you have more of your story I can read?
While it seems sick,
Sober up quick,
Psycho-lunatic,
Crushing you with HANDS OF FATE,
Shame to find out,
When it's too late,
But you're all the same,
Trapped inside,
INFERNO AWAITS,
And evil thoughts can hide,
I'll help release the mind,
I'll peal away the skin,
Release the DARK WITHIN!
*thinks*
I remember the old comment section... Oh, it was wonderful.
I just realised how much I miss it.
... That's what I'm listening to.
See?
Psychic.
*grins and messes his hair up*
Stone Sour.
Val, no, I don't think so. I've edited a bit of it, but...
I have to go now, bye!
Actually, Stone Sour's the band...
Bye Kes!
Bye Kes!
Tired, then.
...
Okay, I'm gone till I finish this book...
*examines story*
*nods*
Alright, not a single word written in chapter four yet. Okay.
Silence will fall...
Okay Sparky.
WRITE, VA
...
*VAL
*arches an eyebrow* Va?
Good. You corrected yourself.
And I WOULD write, but I'm just so focused on watching this movie that I already have completely memorized.
Don't I always?
...Shut up.
Which movie?
The Nightmare Before Christmas.
It was my obsession before Skulduggery. Oddly enough, that obsession never faded.
Zath, I'm having trouble typing the info. Meaning it won't let me comment. Can you copy and paste it into it for me?
Huh. Well, all the same... WRITE.
Sure, SPD.
Thanks. I got the link up for you too.
http://myuselessshortstories.blogspot.com/2012/03/battle-for-blogland.html?m=0
Name: Amelia Morgenstern
Nickname: Mel
Power: adept; abosorbs magic from objects and organisms/people by touch and then stores it inside her and then releases it when she wants to as pure energy. Can only absorb magic from person when touching skin.
Gender: FEMALE
Appearance: medium brown curls, ugliest eyes ever-ugly shade of burnt sienna, looks young for her age (looks sixteen, when she should look 20), lanky, red ugly lips. DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A TROLL, pale skin
Personality: makes jokes when sad, never acts stupid, never is stupid, great at math, horrible at spelling, funny personality, does the oddest things around children and babies, bad with kids
Age: 38
B-day: Sep 13, 1974
Thanks.
Still not sure if you'll be able to be in it, but I'll work on it.
Mist, I changed up the ending a little bit for Chapter three. This is what it is now (practically the same, just worded better).
Anomaly grinned. “Cool. Now then, let's see what's making that obnoxious banging noise.”
Walking quickly to get out of the field, the two of them found themselves near Fremont in Seattle. As they stepped out onto the pavement, Ivy and Anomaly had to lunge to the side to avoid a screaming man who ran past, flailing his arms wildly. Making sure they weren't about to be trampled again, they began walking again at a brisk pace.
Ivy looked at her. “Did he scream 'troll'? Because that's what it sounded like to me. Why would he do that? I mean, there's the big troll under the bridge, but...”
They stopped in their tracks. “What if the troll came to life...?” Anomaly said, seeming half as though that'd be amazing and horrible at the same time.
“Well, that would be awesome, but I sincerely doubt that-”
Ivy didn't finish her sentence. She didn't get a chance, due to the alarming interruption.
A Volkswagon Beetle fell in directly in front of them, seeming to have been thrown, but clearly aimed at them. They stared at it in disbelief.
“What the...?” Anomaly asked in a shocked voice. She felt Ivy poke her arm. She looked at her. “What?”
But Ivy didn't answer. She just pointed behind Anomaly, who couldn't believe her eyes as she watched the Fremont Troll from under the bridge take a ground-rattling step.
Towards them.
“Oh, hell.”
Cool, very nice.
Oh, great.
Glorious.
I was reading Mortal Coil earlier, and I think it was Ravel, but he said "glorious" and I almost got in trouble for laughing at it while other people were still taking tests.
I laugh a lot when reading a book and people just stare at me. I almost fell out of my chair once.
*blinks at the book*
The f*ck? Didn't that chick die in, like, the first chapter?
*laughs*
Amazing.
She's a ghost, Sparky.
Amazing? Don't you think glorious is a better word?
That would just be weird.
Good night! It's early, but whatever. See you all sometime else.
Bye SPD.
Bye, SPD!
"What?' I feel the panic rise again. 'You have zoms on the boat?'
'A small group,' Martha says. 'Around thirty individuals. Sevurly and humanelt kept. They pose no danger whatsoever...'
'Right!' Alice walks to the glass door. 'I want to get off this boat, and now, please.'
'There is absolutely no need for concern,' Martha says.
'That's what you said last time!' Alice screams at her."
Much as I hate Alice, I'm right with her on that one.
... Damn my horrible keyboard. *Securely and humanely kept.
*scowls*
I hate not knowing what to write.
Sparky, have you read through chapter three?
*laughs*
"'Alice is.'
Knock me down with a feather and call me Mavis."
Sh*tt*ng hell, I love these books.
*looks at Val*
Huh?
*looks between Unfed and her*
...
Gimme a sec....
*throws rock at the back of Mist's head*
Wriiiiiiiiiiiiittttteeeeeeeee.
*scowls*
YOU write.
*throws pencil at his face*
I can't. I lack writing utensils.
Pfft.
*dodges the pencil*
*throws a notebook at his moose head*
*glowers*
*laughs*
*seethes*
*takes photo of him seething*
For your embarrassment later on, Moose.
Bed now, bye!
*scowls again*
Bye.
Psst, Zath, I bought Buried Alive, Get Thru This, Run, Tired and Who's Gonna Save Us.
And now, I'm writing again.
Excellent.
Letum-Putro, right?
Excellent.
Excellent?
Very.
...Alright.
I'm proud I could remember it, k?
Ah.
Make sense.
Yes, it does.
*points to your blog*
*scowls*
I get the point.
It was clever.
Sure it was.
Oh shut up.
*throws a fireball*
*hums*
I really like the beginning of Buried Alive...
*ducks*
It's a brilliant song.
*lunges and swipes at her with knife*
There's a post on your blog about it, though...
...
Oh balls...
*laughs*
Nix, I love your timing.
...
Balls.
Y'know what? Fine. Nix knows. Yay.
Could you delete that now please?
Please?
My timing is pretty awesome
Now, to blackmail...
Nah, just kidding
Deleted.
Thanks.
And now, HI NIX!
HI MIST
HI SPARKY
HI INVISIBLE PERSON. I KNOW YOU'RE THERE SOMEWHERE
*narrows eyes at Invisible Person*
What did we talk about?
That pizza is most important.
Exactly.
*laughs at my own Abridged Series quote*
*stops and sighs*
Too bad I couldn't keep doing Kid Goku...
I always arrive when no one is here.. anyone here?
There are currently three people present Gabriel
HIIIIIII
Ooh. Awesome. Hi guys.
HI GAB!
I haven't seen you in AGES!
How are you guys?
School just ended for me. Almost died doing the tests. I hope I passed.
I am meh. I have an itchy toe
THE CLIFF DTILL EXISTS, PEOPLE!
Yes Kes. I died. It was so awesome.
YAY! BLOGFIGHTING!
You're all coming back on now. :)
Which is good. Very good.
But also BAD coz I'm always asleep or at prison for, like, this blogfight and stuff.
GRRRRRR.
Can't stay. Prison awaits. Yay. *sarcasm*
*remembers The Dark Knight*
Okay, partial yay. After . . .
After second period, which is Art, which is the lesson with the stupid Photoshop teacher, THEN my day is all yay. *nods*
See you all . . . Erm . . . Whenever!
Hey! to all the people who are here.
...I cant wait for ... stuff.
MY SLIPKNOT MASK HAS ARRIVED!
YAAAAAAAY!
*whistles*
Why is it so quiet?
Okay, I'll start a conversation.
PS3 or Xbox 360?
I think PS3.
PS3!
DEFINITELY!
Never used either of them, so no idea
Oh Mist have you played Borderland 2?
Borderlands*
Nix, you should get one!
Nope.
MA15+, Gab.
Yeah, I don't have the money Gab...
Dinner
Bye!
Bye Nix!
See ya Nix! Damn it.. I feel so useless. My parents bought me the PS3 and I'm not doing anything. I probably failed my exams, I'm not going to get a good job.. crap. I have to study during the holidays.
I got my parents to buy Borderlands 2.. but I'm sure the people at the store knew I'm not over 15. Maybe they just didn't care..
Oh, Gab, you ever going to continue that China story?
Oh crap.
...?
Everytime I write something it just.. sucks. I'm not good at writing. And I don't know where I'm going with that story. I am not made for writing stories. I might if I have the time. And if I have a proper working brain..
Okay, just asking
I suck at writing. I haven't read Nix and Mist in a long time.. I'm going to read it now..
Distant. Not that distant.
*Cobalt
You guys.
Hey, don't blame me, I haven't written anything about you since chapter 4 (was it 4?)
Blame Mist
I have no idea. I'm still trying to find where I was up to.
Dude, I told you this already.
I fixed it in the document, but not on the blog. I don't have the time (...) or the motivation to fix it on the blog.
You'll find that when you come back in later, all the things are Cobalt.
You bat.
Hahaha. It's just so distracting reading it Colbat. It' so weird. And it remind me of the pokemon Golbat.
*grins*
I am evil
This is really good guys. I laughed at Dark's name. It's Neon Dark wasn't it? I don't remember.
Yeah
Wow. How many chapters does Nix and Mist have now? I am going to read it at night.
Oh crap. I have to go guys. See ya!
Bye Gab!
there are fourteen, if I remember right.
Bye Gab!
aww damn it. my phone broke!
That sucks...
*curses*
This stupid image...
And I still need to write BfB too...
*eyes the comment count*
Boom!
Hmm....damn it. That phone was important to me! That's my Music Phone!!! .Arrgghhh.
Ohh. New page.
Dedication?
Thinking about it.
Okay. I have to find a replacement phone..
Oh it's December!
I forgot.
I dedicate this page to Tim Minchin because he's on TV right now and he's hilarious.
Dinner, be back later!
Okay. Bye Mist!
See ya guys later!
Gotta go
Bye!
Love the cover! Its the best so far, in my opinion... Wait, Idk anymore... I like 'em all. D:
(Sorry I'm so late, but my computer was being a silly)... c:
I've seen this but haven't been able to express my opinion yet, haha.
I like it. It's absolutely perfect.
Hello.
*elevator music playing*
*hums in tune with elevator music*
Hello Lauren!
Sorry I poofed Calamity, I was side tracked.
But now I'm afriad I have to go to bed as I have my last day of school, for the year, tomorrow.
Farewell Calmaity. Talk to you again soon.
*appears*
That's alright!
Have a good day at school, Lauren.
Hello Miss!
Hey Cal!
*hugs*
*hugs back*
How are you?
I'm good!
Excited for tomorrow!
What's tomorrow?...
I've got to go because sleep.
And that totally made sense.
Tomorrow is last day of school for the year!!
Bye Cal!!
This is the fastest I've ever seen the comment area fill up
Got to go now.
Bye!
*disappears*
Yep, and now that I'M here, everyone else is gone.
*hums*
I think I'll spam the place.
*Grins evily*
Everybody just....just shut up! Don't move, don't speak, don't breath... I'm trying to think!
They sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
Well they obviously haven't met me.
No, he barfed on the sailor like a pig, and the police ate Timofey!
China was attacked by a shark once, just like I was, except it was an actual shark and she was actually attacked.
Oh yeah, and I thought of a backstory! That has nothing to do with Liberty!
I'm Wreath's sister, Tesseract's best friend/partner thing, and Shudder's wife, and I help run the Midnight Hotel. I have a gist but I don't have that recovery problem like he does because I'M AWESOME LIKE THAT.
Yeah. And I'm China's daughter.
RAAWWWWRRR!!!!!!!!! Ooo...I think I scared Blogland! Oops...
Oh, well!
Well my darling Derek you have indeed been working hard...
One book a year... NO FAIR!!!!!!!!
BTW I KNEW the reflection was evil...
And I want to be a script writer.
(Random I know but such is my specialty)
Also do you like Neil Gaimon... Your writing style reminds me of him a lot... In avery very good way.
Read Neil Gaimon people, he rules!!!!!!
Neil Gaimon wrote a Doctor Who episode, didn't he?
Derek watches Doctor Who. He's cool like that *nods*
CHINA SAYD THAT VIOLENCE IS THE RECOURSE OF AN UNCIVILISED MAN, OR SOMETHING. WHAT I WAS THINKING ABOUT THE OTHER DAY WAS, WAS ABOUT UNCIVILISED WOMAN? AND UNCIVILISED KIDS?
Ahhhhh and we were watching The Dark Knight again today. And the film showed us Harvey's damaged face, and I think that THAT is significant because in a 12 film they're allowed to show violence, but not much of the impact of that violence (which is stupid. They should show us the consequences of shooting people etc. so we're less likely to do it), and I know we only saw his face for a few seconds and that could be alloewed, but it was long enough for the image to imprint itself onto my brain. His face and the Joker's have been popping up in my mind ever since (OKAY, EVER SINCE IS HALF AN HOUR, BUT 'EVER SINCE' SOUNDS MORE IMPRESSIVE).
And it is the kind of image that could give people nightmares. *smug smile*
On the OTHER hand, it DID only show us it for a few seconds, and they don't show much impact of violence. I've been keeping a beady eye out all the way through and though they so plenty of people getting shot and so on, they have never shown the person after they've been shot or exploded or had a pencil rammed into their head.
In that sense, it could be suitible for twelve-year-olds.
I'M SUCH A PRO AT THIS. :)
MSD, CSGD, BTW.
Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*ninjaeroplanetacklhugs*
I'm not larry any more! How are you?
Uh...what does CSGD mean....?
Also, I MSD.
Csgd = could suddenly go distant. :)
IENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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