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Calidae~!
Yes, Val, I did. I want that squid hat.
HI L.!
Were you impressed at how fast I could recite that Skulduggery page?
Because it was impressive.
It was indeed. I couldn't even tell what you were saying.
Hi Lucy! Hi Val!
Yes, its officially the law now. You cant not come on the blog for infinity days.
What is officially considered infinity days though?
Erm....
Ask Thomas the Tank Engine. He knows everything.
KES! *hugs*
SORRY IF I AM DISTANT, I AM LOOKING FOR TFO QUOTES.
Does he? I didn't know that. I am obviously not Thomas the Tank Engine.
A week.
L.,
"Actually, it's not. It's fairly standard. Also, I'm 14. Also, you're beard's stupid."
Tomas???
Neither am I.
Hello, Flame! A week, eh?
Kes, I wrote up the page in the video description... If you really try, you can make out the words.
I reckon we got ourselves a good old-fashioned standoff."
...
Nobody moved, or said anything, for the next few moments.
"Old-fashioned standoffs are mighty borin”
-Derek Landy, The Faceless Ones
Grand Mage, no, Thomas.
Val, oh, ok.
Hm-hm.
Right. Uh, okay.
Val, okay, that's what I thought, but...
Going for brekkie b back soon!
Breakfast? Really? Okay, see you!
Hi Kessie!! I said the beard one too...
Oh!!!
KIlandra, well it's one of the only ones that works without a bunch of other people talking as well.
gtg, bye!
i know that, so who's house u stay at kessie
nvm Bye Kessie
Haha yea I tried thinking of some quotes from TFO and there really weren't any...
Bye Kessie
Bye Kessie!
Skulduggery: Snivelling boy, will you tell the Grand Mage that I have returned, and from what you have seen, I have been slightly unhinged by the dreadful experiences in an alternate dimension? Could you also tell him that I would appreciate it if he released my friends at his earliest convenience?
Weeper: Yes. OK. Sure.
Skulduggery: And then threaten to shoot him.
Weeper: Uh... I don't know if that's wise...
Skulduggery: Nonsense. The Grand Mage hates getting shot. It's quite funny. You'll be fine. Run along now.
Weeper: Can I... can I get back in my car?
Skulduggery: No.
Bye anyone that left!
And im BACK! Yay.
Luc... thats dark days.
FOURS PEOPLE WHO LEFT!
Bye people that left??
Yeah, I'm onto DD, now. c:
Sorry for not telling you. I thought you'd work it out, y'know with the quotes being different books, n' all.
Im here xD
Oh... right... ah, okay then.
http://bringingskulduggerytothemasses.blogspot.com/2012/12/skulduggery-shirt-etc.html
SKULDUGGERY SHIRT!
Awesome Val!
SQUIDHAT.
I swear, Val, you look more and more like Valkyrie with every new picture I see of you...*laughs*
Haha! love the Squid hat :P
Luciana, you are my new favourite person for the next hour because you said that. :D
Ten points to whichever house Luciana is in!
And then, after an hour, you'll continue your vengful schemes against her.
*laughs* Val, please move to Ireland and become best friends with a skeleton detective. And change your name, legally, to Stephanie Edgley. It'd be perfect. c:
VAL YOU GOT 69 :D LOOOOL
I would if I could!
L, tell this to Derek. TELL THIS TO DEREEEEEEEEK.
That way, he'll realise that I'm not the only one who thinks this.
*facepalm*
Well, hi Rim!
RIM! *HUGS*
I'm going to end up giggling all night now, aren't I? *grins*
I SHALL TELL THAT TO DEREK, VAL! :D
Hello to you to!
Ireland is awesome. I wish I could live there....
But NOOO I have to live on the OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD. yipee
And L, that's what she said!!!
Hi Rim :)
RIM LOOKIE I'M A PSYCHOPATH!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Giljp523P24&feature=plcp
If Derek comes on...
"Hello, Oogie."
"J-J-J-Jack! They said you were dead! You must be... DOUBLE DEAD!"
*Oogie pulls switch and attempts to kill Jack*
Oh, I love the Nightmare Before Christmas so much.
Calidae - I seem to want to move to Ireland AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY. I JUST WANT TO!
I'm moving to Ireland in...
*counts*
6 or 7 years, I think. That's when I go to college.
ITS AMAZINGLY AWESOME.
I went to Dublin.
It rained.
Val, you lunatic (youtube video)
HAHA, CALI, IT NEVER RAINS IN IRELAND.
***SARCASM***
I'M MOVING TO DUBLIN IN... *counts* TWO AND A BIT YEARS! xD
YEAH, AND IT NEVER RAINS HERE EITHER
***ALSO SARCASM***
I keep telling my parents that I'm going to uni in Ireland and then they just give me weird looks and asking me why and they think it's because of my birthday being on St.Patrick's day, but it isn't. AND THEY KEEP LAUGHING AT ME AND IT'S NOT FAIR DX
My friend went to Ireland on holiday, so I emailed her to bring me back a twig or something.
And she didn't get the email until she got home DX
BRB
I'm going to Ireland in FOUR MONTHS!
*shrieks*
I'M MEETING DEREK IN FOUR MONTHS!
I went to Ireland and got drunk. The end.
Bath university.
Luciana, do you have Netflix?
LUCKY VAL!!!
Val I wish I could sneak pn the plane with chu xD
I KNOW I'M SO FREAKING EXCITED!
Nope.
...
DAMNIT I NEED TO CONVINCE SOMEONE TO BUY ME THESE BOOKS!
And I even checked with Derek the other day; he responded with "And do not worry - I WILL meet you in Ireland!"
Did you actually, Rim?
AND I'M MEETING VAL IN FOUR MONTHS!
Yes Flame, I did.
Derek, CAN I COME TO THIS MEETING?
Please?
Val/others, when you send a letter to derek, what address did you send it to??
Grrr, they have The Nightmare Before Christmas on there! YOU NEED TO WATCH IT, LUCIANA. YOU HAVE TO.
I got the letter to wait for but Blogland will probably be the closest i get to meeting him :(
Val if you go to London I could possibly meet you or maybe just follow you around
Ireland is amazing. Europe is amazing.
All the countries ive been to have been amazing.
I don't remember, but Derek didn't get it...
Rim, I AM going to London! I NEED TO MEET YOU THERE, RIM.
I have Nightmare Before Christmas on DVD. c:
THEN YOU NEED TO WATCH IT! WATCH IT NOW!
Cool! What month?
BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO MEET ME, DO YOU?
Make sure you tell him Zaffy says hi xD
Flame who was your comment addressed to?
I'm just sitting here knowing I'm not going to meet any of your for years and probably never going to meet Derek.
And Calidae! Say I said hi too!
OF COURSE I WANT TO MEET YOU FLAME I NEED TO TACKLE YOU.
Except you're, like, 4 inches taller than me, so that'll be a bit... intimidating...
Rim, I'm going in the beginning of April. And Amanda is coming too.
And that he better come back to nz sometime soon...
I want to interrogate Derek and video tape him answering the questions.
Very odd questions, mind you.
I'll get my train pass...
No intimidating tackle for me Val?
You gotta get stuff from the other Ameriminions
Now I so want a lethal Barbie. With her own personal sword and leather jacket. Tanith. Is. So. Awesome. Why did she have to turn evil? *cries* But anyway, I still haven't read Kungdom of the Wicked! Curse you library! Curse you bookstore! Shame on me!
I can't wait! Go Val and Skulduggery! Go Derek!( sorry for your name being last.)
Ah, I'm not really feeling I'm er, being including in the conversation, so I'm going to leave, now.
Byebye *waves*
Rim, don't worry, I'll tackle you too.
I want a lethal Barbie so freaking bad now.
Now I so want a lethal Barbie. With her own personal sword and leather jacket. Tanith. Is. So. Awesome. Why did she have to turn evil? *cries* But anyway, I still haven't read Kungdom of the Wicked! Curse you library! Curse you bookstore! Shame on me!
I can't wait! Go Val and Skulduggery! Go Derek!( sorry for your name being last.)
Ivy, You'll be afraid to hear, I've grown. xD
NO IENI DON'T GO! YOU NEED THIS CHICKEN IN A SANTA SUIT BEFORE YOU DO!
*throws chicken in a Santa suit*
You're taller?
Oh dear God.
Wow.... Ireland got me thinking about going to differentt countries, and then I realised...
in the past year and a bit ive been on 26 airplanes, and have visited 15 countries...
that is so cool :)
Im so going to uni in ireland
Fletcher grinned as he rubbed his arm. His hair was flattened and spiky in all the wrong places.
Valkyrie: Your hair looks wonderful.
Fletcher laughed and was about to retort when she grabbed his collar and pulled him into her. She clamped her lips around his mouth and mashed her face into his. He took a step back in surprise and she went with him, stepping in a patch of wet floor. Her legs went from under her and she flailed as she fell, whacking him in the throat on the way down. She looked up at him as he gagged and coughed, and from across the corridor she could hear Tanith laughing hysterically.
Valkyrie: I think I need practice
omg, almost crying
i forgot how much i love this bit, omg
Ieni, you've got to include yourself.
I'm not gonna spoon feed you, I'm sure no one else will either.
Goodbye tho.
I have a bookmark on that page in at least two of my copies of Dark Days because it's so hilarious, L :D
Yep, five nine and a half inches. :P
Bye Leni
HOLY CRAP FLAME DON'T GET ANY TALLER.
I'm, like, five four. And Amanda's about 5 ft 1/2 inches.
*laughs* Val, you're awesome!:D
...and im shorter than all of you
:(
Most of you anyway.
I'm 5 foot 7.
I guess a takle would be intimidating...
Omg I'mma be a giant xD
Rim, you're lucky. If I could choose to be any height, I would choose five seven.
Flame, shut uppppppp. Maybe I'll wear taller boots or something.
Wait. *remembers clumsiness* Never mind.
Why 5 7?
...and now im going on google to convert measurments into feet....
just a second....
I dunno. It's not too tall and not too short.
That way, when I have a boyfriend, I could at least be eye level. But NOOOOOOO, all the girls in my family had to be short.
*scowls*
I think Flame is a little taller than me... I'm pretty sure he is.
Which is annoying, because I'm [one of] the oldest online, right now. ._.
at the mo im roughly 5 feet tall.
But then, Im pretty sure I am the youngest here so....
I DON'T LIKE CHEESE.
-.-
Flame, that was random.
Good job.
lol flame :)
No, my mum is making grilled cheese sandwiches for tea, and I hate cheese.
For tea? Like, drink out of a cup tea? I didnt even know you could GET grilled cheese sandwich flavoured tea.
*laughs* Calidae, you're hilarious
THAT OR I AM FAR TOO EASILY AMUSED THIS EVENING C:
I hate mayo, and people always put it on my sandwiches.
And then, I quietly plot their utter demise while I attempt to wipe all of the disgusting mayo off of my food.
brb.
Val, you and me are very similar indeed when it comes to mayonaise....
HI GUYS! I'm baaaccckkk! (If any of you noticed I was gone... xP) I'm takin' a break from writing my paper on gladiators.... It's REALLY ANNOYING!
GAAH
Once upon a very horrible day, my mum made me carry a giant can of mayo up the stairs. However, on account of the fact that I'm possibly the clumsiest person on earth, I dropped it. Down the stairs. And then it exploded at the bottom.
AND I WAS FORCED TO CLEAN IT UP.
The End of a horrible nightmare story from Ivy.
I've started a new story, Val, you happen to be in it...
brb
OH YAY! I LOVE STORIES WITH ME IN IT!
Im just fliating
You know who would play the part of Clarabell in an SP movie really well? Evanna Lynch. She was Luna in Harry Potter.
I just remembered the time Amanda came to my house and we tried to kill each other over spinach, because it apparently helps you grow...
Good times, good times.
Just, die her hair blue and... voila.
I was thinking the exact same thing yesterday.
That is freaky, Dark.
dye*
IF THERE'S EVER AN SP FILM I THINK VAL SHOULD PLAY VAL.
so long as you can do an Irish accent that is, Val... If not, get working on it;D
I have no school tomorrow.
It's going to be boring.
D:
I asked my friend to sleep over like, tonight, he hasn't replied.
My mother told me to study.
HA.
So funny.
Irish is hard!!
I've been working on it, L. I'm far better at an English one though.
BUT I WILL KEEP PRACTICING IRISH.
I MEANT Dye. Not die.
Hello again!
Ohmigod, reading multiple Bloglandian stories, including Nix and Mist(which is FANTASTIC), BAttle for Blogland(also Fantastic) Star's fanfic(hilarious) and One For You, Two For Me.
You are all fantastic writers.
I know :P
I'm a grammar freak, sorry :(
I love Battle for Blogland and One For You, Two For Me. Oh, and Lynxia's Harry Potter one.
*runs in circles*
And I was reading them all on The Blogland Chronicles, so I don't know what the link for the rest of Star's fanfic is...
So am I, Flame.
*chucks a dictionary at his head* *laughs maniacally*
*catches dictionary* *runs away with it* *reads dictionary* Did you know that 'popple' is a word?
I forgot about all of these and they're really all far ahead :L
HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE ASKED THAT?
*screams*
dictionary????
EVERYBODY.
EVERYBODY HAS ASKED THAT.
GET WORKING ON THAT ACCENT, VAL.
Derek should adopt you, so then you'll adopt the Irish accent because you'd be living in Ireland. And you could full on stalk him. *nods*
I think my English teacher is frustrated with the fact that she can't correct me on my grammar but I can correct her.
It's hilarious.
hows you not texting back?
Hows you not going somewhere?
Lisa you make no sense.
*chucks dictionary at lisa*
Val, I have had that problem with nearly every English teacher I have ever had.
Flame, who is Lisa?
*grins* Did you know that popple is a word?
I was reading SP the other day and posted that on FB. Then I got loads of people asking me if I knew that popple was a word. c:
this girl.
I'm logged into facebook and she's really infuriating.
Girls tend to be infuriating. Wait...I'M a girl.
We are xD
Okay, asking this is probably going to sound really stupid, but do Nix and Zath actually hate eachother?
No.
They're like, Jace and Alec.. in a way...
gtg, bye!
*laughs* Nix and Mist? Hate? *laughs*
bye kes!
They're like me and Ivy.
I dedicate to a new story that has 77 words, about Ivy Animosity walking to a window.
*nods*
I'm just that good.
Sanguine lunged at Valkyrie, but Skulduggery caught his wrist and kicked the chair from under him. Sanguine went sprawling and Shudder walked into the room.
Shudder: Is everything all right here?
Skulduggery: Billy-Ray fell off his chair. Billy-Ray, are you OK down there?
Sanguine: I'm good. Just clumsy is all.
*laughs* I love this book...
I'm walking to a window?! *gasps*
HOW ENTICING! THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME!
You get attacked, obviously.
SLAUGHTERHOUSE!!!
Oh and thanks for the sarcasm.
For that, the sparrow flies south for winter.
*punches Ivy and rolls away like a lunatic*
EVE!!!!
YELLO EVIE, DEAR.
That code does work
Eve!! Hi!!!!
Of course it works, Zaf!
I used it against my brother
Well I can say it more dramatically.
THE SPARROW FLIES SOUTH FOR WINTER, FLAME! THE SPARROW FLIES SOUTH FOR BLOODY WINTER!
*tackles him*
“And then the Necromancers pulled out their sub-atomic machine guns.”
Sorry but that is HILARIOUS.
Im looking up SP quotes.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE!
I just saw your comment on my Blog and it resulted in maniacal laughter.
*laughs*
i love it
*climbs tree*
ZAFIRA!!!!
That's not my name! You shall suffer my wrath, Flamie, Phoenixie, Nightslayerie.... Onion!!!!
Phoeb!!! Hi!!!
VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!
*samples blood* That's what you get for freakung the hell out of me with that giant squidling!
*tackles back and goes rolling, round and around with Ivy, punching and elbowing Ivy*
*laughs hysterically*
You deserve that blood sample just because of your reaction. XD
IS THAT A QUOTE, CALI? 0.O
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