How are we all?
Are we all nervous? Terrified, even? Are we all dreading December 21st, the last day on Earth as predicted by the Mayans? Although, as Jon Stewart pointed out on The Daily Show, the Mayans haven't exactly got the best track record as far as predicting the end of civilisations go... to wit, the Mayans...
But I digress.
So how will you be spending the last day on Earth? Will you be surrounded by loved ones? Will you be sobbing into a tub of ice cream? Will you, in fact, forget all about the end of the world because you still haven't got your Christmas shopping done?
Or will you be reading a very special end-of-the-world short story as posted on this very Blog- a short story that will ONLY be available on the 21st and 22nd before being taken down- in which Skulduggery and Valkyrie track down the cause of the world's destruction and do their very best to avert it? A short story called "The Button"?
Hmm? Is THAT what you'll be doing?
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thanks star
oh god see today my enlish tacher had 50 shades of gray on her desk...
Brad, no we haven't, I follow this blog avidly but it is too time consuming trying to keep up with the comments. I drop by every now and then haha
50 shades,
It's a bit weird.
your point matex
its basically mummy p*** I think yo know what I mean ... not that its a swear word or anything but y'know ...
Hey everyone!
this is a really random and completely useless question... but does anyone here watch Merlin??
my point what?
I WATCH MERLIN!
Haven't read Fifty Shades.
COMMENTED, btw.
OMG AWESOME! did you see the latest episode? Cuz i think I sorta died inside at the end...
mummy porn.
Put it out there, like you said, it isnt a swear word.
Yeah, people call it that. I don't personally, but I dunno. I suppose it blurs the lines a litte haha.
Nope I don't watch Merlin, sorry :P
I died inside a little aswell, theres not much of me left inside because a lot of me died when the Ponds left Doctor Who... *sobs*
haha yea... I know how you feel... *sigh*
OF COURSE I WATCH MERLIN!
I just can't believe that this is the last season....
WHY?!?!?!?!
thanks for posting
you mean it was the last season
*crys and dies*
YES. IT WAS SO SAD. *sobs*
Did you see on the episode before, the man's mutated face at the end? HE WAS LIKE ONE OF THE FACELESS ONES' VESSELS. *nods*
Im just rethinking my evening plans because Im pretty sure Im gonna have to sob in a corner for atleast an hour due to talking about the ponds and another hour about Merlin ending... WHY?!? why is life so cruel...
anyone here
not matex
right to the creators of merlin to make on more special episode
anyone here
IM HERE :P
wdb
anyone
derek come to newcastle
qusetion
1 can you come to newcastle
2 any news on the movie
3 can you comment on my blog brad wood a blog
Sorry.
AT LEAST WE HAVE VIDEOS.
*thinks* I just had an idea.
It's a stupid one.
4 whats the scoop on book 8
5 will the reflection live
6 give us a line for TMS
I know most of them wernt qusetions but hey
videos?
what is it tell me
oh great your here
oh no.
The new book abbrieviates to "TMS"?
Im always watching.
o.o
ok that is creepy bye the way TMS stands for the maleficent seven duh?
@pple
We have series 1-4 of amerlin on box set.
I MEANT DVDS, NOT VIDEOS. STUPID STAR.
At least we can rewatch old Merlin episodes, was my point. Yeah.
good point
lulby
oh, dont worry it is still video content, i just wasnt sure what you meant when you said it haha.
Yeah well I just finished a year of chemistry. TMS is a compound used in Hydrogen1 and Carbon13 NMR spectroscopy. Lets not go there..
anyone there?
chill out this isnt instant messaging haha, we're all here, somewhere
I'm not talking about that I'm talking about the tanith low novella friends?
*Merlin
you chill out
This is Distant Messaging. *nods*
i know what you're talking about haha, im saying it reminds me of a year of work which ive just finished and dont want to remember :P
merlin what?
CHILLLLLLLLL, PEOPLE. *pours ice-cold water on them both* Are you chilly now?
oh soz
Ima be chill. Like its snowing. Even though it never snows here.
Yeah, thats it, distant messaging. its sort of like sending mail.
*shivers* yes
Pfhtth I'm cold enough without the water >.<
oh god my stupid friend just came
friend "Hey playing out."
"No go away."
Cries "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!"
:o cold
guess what this stands for TLITMS
I'M SITTING BY A RADIATOR.
*touches radiator*
. . . Oh . . . It's off . . .
And yes, it just happened like that irl. *scowls at radiator*
Email can be Distant Distant Messaging. Ich liebe emailing. <3 J'adore emailing.
And writing old-fashioned letters can be Distant Distant Distant Messaging. *nods*
*chucks hairdryers at Brad and Matex* UNCHILLLLLLLLLLLL.
vfkfvkjkfd
too hot
*screams*
*screams*
HELP MORDE ICE!
tanith low in the maleficent seven,
or something like TwoLithiumIodideTetraMethylSiline
IS ANYONE GONNA HELP
i have a heater, il be right without the hairdryer
CORRET
HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nah.
THE HAIRDRYER IS KILLING ME
HELP!!!
*TAKES HAIRDRYER OFF*
PHEW THANKS ALOT
Hey people
*draga hairdryers back by their wires*
Alright, alright! YOU UNSATISFIED PEOPLE. :P
well that was nice
ice ice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HI PERSEPH! *chucks hairdryers at her*
ice, ice baby
Ice, ice, baby!
*jumps onto ice rink* *falls over*
There's a proper ice rink in my nearest city . . .
Hiya!!
gimee ice
YOU ARE KIDDING ME. WE DID /NOT/ THINK OF ICE, ICE BABY AT PRACTICALLY EXACTLY THE SAME MOMENT. O_O
HI ZAF! *chucks ice sculpture at her*
Don't worry. 'Twas a crappy sculpture.
see ya's amigoos :D
om nom nom.
Hi Zaf!
*screams amd ducks^
*takes snowball and throws at Star*
hehehe!!!
Good Evening Bloglandian psychopaths!!!
Goid afternoon insane Iriminion
Hi Emerald!
Magpie!!!!!!
*tackles*
FOURS BRAD! :(
*ducks under snowballs*
*chucks snowball in Zaf's direction*
*glares as it comes apart in midair and scatters across ground without touching her*
HI EMZO!!!
Jesus Zaf, more excited for Magpie then me lol
There's love for you...
*brofist Magpie* S'up
Star I think ice sculptures are better for throwing they dont explode in midair
*runs at tackes Em*
yes but see I save you for last cuz you are Irish therefore your accent makes you awesome
ZAAAAAAAAFFFF!!!!!!!
hahaha. The enthusiasm I do not show for real life.
*laughs*
oh and Matex said Derek should get on his own blog? For once Im actually in Derek's defense. Let the poor guy be. He must be writing, *glares in direction of Ireland as if to say, he better be*
I'm so excited for The Button (That's what it's called, right? I can't remember)
Its called The Button, I firsee it now
And then Skulduggery pressed the button, not realising the world would end. Thirty seconds later there was an explosion and then, blackness.
OMGG I just noticed these pinky blotches on my arm, irl this is, and they're, like, bitemark shaped. O_O
ME NO WANNA BE A VAMPIRE!
AND THEN SOLOMON WREATH AND MELANCHOLIA EMERGED FROM THE DARKNESS! THEY USED THEIR NECROMANCY TO GET RID OF THE SHADOWY DARKNESS!
Guess which characters I like.
*scowls at arm* STOP FREAKING ME OUT.
Yup!
And then, Sanguine fell blood pouring from him. He glared at Valkyrie one last time and lay still, forever.
DING DONG THE TEXAN IS DEAD :D
I'M TURNING INTO SCÁTH! D:
Distance apart from occasinal updates on my life, rainbows, capital letters, runningwordstogether, emailing Aussies att . . .
ARGHHHHHH MY PERSONALITY IS BEING SUBMERGED! *polishes Banana Statue*
The Texan is dead, the Texan is de-ad, ding, ding, the wicked Texan is dead!!!!!!!!!!!
And then China strolled casually by with Eliza Scorn's head in her hand, chucked it at Madame Mist, and rode off on her horse.
*laughs running in triangles*
Oooh!!! On Saturday my parents let me play with a sharp object called a saw!
DO YOU PEOPLE NOT CARE THAT MY MIND IS BEING TAKEN OVER? THAT ALL THAT MAKES ME ME IS BEING OVERRIDDEN, GONE AS IF IT WERE NEVER THERE?
. . . Whatever. :) *kills a llama*
I used to kill llamas. And Eve used to eat live chickens. *nods*
I used toexplode stuff til EMERALD decided to tell Derek...
DON'T KILL THE ANIMALS!!!!!
. . . MEMORYSTICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps in turtle* AWAY, NOBLE STEED!
*me and the turtle sink to the bottom of the deep blue sea sea sea* *hums rhyme for a moment before remembering I'm drowning*
EVIL TURTLE. *kills a llama*
*on
But it works well as in.
*frowns*
Okay.
*in
*looks at Zaf* But that had more variation. Eve was constantly just saying, *eats live chivken* It was, like, her catchphrase*
*catchs a phrase* I CAUGHT IT!!!!!!!! MWAH HA HA!!!!! *drops phrase*
. . . Oh, to hell with it all . . .
*explodes a door*
if i cant try to murder Em....Or explode...never mind.
**eats live chicken*
*catchphrase.
*Saves the chickens and llamas*
AREN'T YOU ASHAMED, YOU MURDERERS!!
*sits in tree*
BUT LLAMAS ARE EVIL! I AM THE ENEMY OF THE LLAMAS! IT USED TO BE ON MY DISPLAY NAME! MY EMAIL LOGIN PASSWORD IS . . .
. . . Actually, I shouldn't tell you that.
Msd. *kills a llama*
*chucks llama at Derek*
are you writing????
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^^^That's the last page of the post Blogger Bah. Fun days . . .
That was on my birthday last year!
REALLY? Cool. :)
*smiles at old comments* The blog was all so new and exciting then. I remember how I felt about it. I regard it in such a different way now.
*sighs and closes down window*
I was also stupid when I first came on. I wasn't one of them people who you think, "Ooh, new minion, they're nice." I was more like, "Oh, I stop you go away soon, you're annoying. :P
Well, Past Me annoys me now. I find the things about me that are stupid annoying when found in other people, because I know exactly how they feel and the stupidity makes me feel all awkward.
But yeah. :)
*sighs and reluctantly closes down Blogger Bah window*
*hope
I remember coming on a lot. I didnt know many people plus I was actually petrified of Derek. Then when you actually Blogspeak with him he isnt mean, he's so sweet! Just has one hell of an ego.
Then I met the crazies and I deckared being a Necromancer, im cuddly arent I?
YUSSSSSSS. *huggles Zaf*
THE SUMMONING IS SUCH A GOOD BOOK. <3
HELLO!
Hiya
DEREK I HAVE A TWIN :D
Whoa. A twin! Do you want me to put them in a pie?
No I'd like to put Derek in one!
Yum. A Derek pie. Good for throwing. When you eat it I wonder how much wiser you get.
You probably get a bigger ego...
Excuse me, but why are we discussing eating Master Derek? This can't be good for us.
As in healthy, Val V?
I don't know. That was a while ago I said that, and I forgot the meaning of it. I have too much stuff in my head right now about my story, because I'm writing it, so...
*tries to think of more ways to make Ivy attack the giant troll*
Gotta go, bye!
HI
I am here!
There was an accident here, or maybe a suicide, so the trains are down and I got the day off school.
So, uh, that's why I'm here.
Hi Mist!
Hi Nix!
*starts laughing*
*starts raising eyebrow*
Just those two comments were so common ages ago. I don't know. I found it funny.
On the last part of Episode 2 now, Nix.
Coolio
I miss the times we were new
So do I.
Oh well. Nothing much to do about it now.
Hm
'Ello!
msd
Anyone have a weapon of choice for the zombie apocalypse?
Axe
Hiya Kes!
Melee, a machete or a baseball bat (or something like a baseball bat).
Long range, a pistol or an assault riffle.
Episode 3, Nix.
Mine's hot sauce. You throw it on other people and the zombies go after them instead. *nods semi-wisely*
Hi Zath! Hi Nix!
Episode 3 of what? *is being incredibly nosy*
Darn. I have to go, bye!
Nope, that's Boomer Bile, Kes. *tuts*
Ep 3 of The Walking Dead. Bye Kes!
I have returned!
*enters dramatically*
*trips*
Hey Everyone!
Hi Jubi!
Hey Kessie!
How be you?
I be good
How about you?
Kes! That be the way I speak!
YOU BE DEADED!
*dies of laughter*
I know.
Salveté, Nixion, quid agis?
Jubi, multos bonus.
Haha from the small amount of Italian that I know, I'm guessing that that means very good...
xP
*slams fist on table*
I tale offence to that!
*draw machete*
Jubi, actually its Latin, and literally translated it means many good, but I dont know how to say very.
*looks at Nix with machete*
Oh hell....
*raises hands*
No offense meant, I swear!
*advances*
I'll break every bone in your body
Arent you an Elemenatal now?
*runs away and hides in forest*
I'm both
*follows*
Yes! Asylum is clean! I can buy the full album now without my parents getting mad at me!
Ivy is pretty cool in chapter four of my thing... which I'm still writing...
*tosses squids at everyone*
*climbs very very tall tree*
*draws knife*
*throws it at Nix*
Hi Val!
Ivy is also pretty cool inChapter 4 of OUR thing, which I am currently writing.
*pushes air and knife goes flying back*
*grins* I see you
*pushes air and flies up the tree*
CLEM?!
WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTF?!?!
Really? Cool.
By the way, if it helps to make her character easier, when she gets frustrated she sulks. And she's a real pessimist. Not sure if that affects the chapter, but writing my thing has made me notice it more.
Ah, I'm guessing you're up to part 2 episode 3?
MOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!
I just made a cookie with a moose shaped cookie cutter. It's glorious.
Part 3 now...
BUT WTF?!
HI VAL.
WFT?!
Hi Zath! Hi Val!
*curses*
*sends blue energy pulse at Nix while climbing even HIGHER*
*tackles Moose*
Just keep watching Mist
Nix!!!!!
*Tacklehugs Nix to the ground*
*pulse hits*
*slams into the ground*
*grunts*
You're deaded
*throws fireballs into the tree*
Uh, Hi Death
I am...
*hits the ground*
Ouch. Hello again.
I haven't spoken to you in ages!!!
And I get my name back!!!!!
And I was shopping and brought the Playing With Fire Down-Under Tour Edition!!!!
Best! Day! Ever!!!
Zath!!
Hmmm?
Hi Death!
*watches fire climb up tree*
*curses again*
*wishes I was anElemental*
*jumps oout of tree and lands on Nix*
*grabs Kes' leg and breaks it*
Uh, hi Death.
*pushes Ivy off and gets up*
*gives Moose a broken glass sandwich*
Oh Golden God damn it!
Okay deds...
I dedicate this page to the 2012 Down-Under Tour Editions of Skulduggery Pleasant for being epic (except the one where Valkyrie has blue eyes, that is right...) and for being so cheap at my book store!
I also dedicate this to old friends (Nix, Zath, that's you!) for being so awesome!
I have a few more: Christmas for being wierd, Jeans for being comfy, mum for letting me on (I love you mummy!!!!) and Eden!
Eden, I know that you will be on soon! Good luck with your final exams!!! *hug* I miss you! Come on soon!!!!!
And I think that's it....
Ow!
*has a broken leg*
*rolls awkwardly off of Nix*
*draws swords while lying down*
Anyone a healer?
Nix, how did you know it was me?
Zath, I know this is a bad time, but do you have any idea where I can get a 1800's six shot pistol ring; silver, not brass with ammo? Oh, and preferably gothic style?
Uh... Thanks, Ivy. *incinerates it*
Good ded, Death.
Sorry Kessie!
*Dances around*
Wait! Why are we fighting?
Thanks Zath! You wouldn't believe how much I've missed you oldies!
*Laughs*
Now offence!!!
I'm phyic
I know a healer
*pushes air at Kes*
I'd talk to Nix about it, if I were you, Death.
I probably have something like that. But I've never really been one to sell or trade.
Nix?
*Pleading*
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