Friday, December 14, 2012

The End Is Nigh

How are we all?

Are we all nervous? Terrified, even? Are we all dreading December 21st, the last day on Earth as predicted by the Mayans? Although, as Jon Stewart pointed out on The Daily Show, the Mayans haven't exactly got the best track record as far as predicting the end of civilisations go... to wit, the Mayans...

But I digress.

So how will you be spending the last day on Earth? Will you be surrounded by loved ones? Will you be sobbing into a tub of ice cream? Will you, in fact, forget all about the end of the world because you still haven't got your Christmas shopping done?

Or will you be reading a very special end-of-the-world short story as posted on this very Blog- a short story that will ONLY be available on the 21st and 22nd before being taken down-  in which Skulduggery and Valkyrie track down the cause of the world's destruction and do their very best to avert it? A short story called "The Button"?

Hmm? Is THAT what you'll be doing?


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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

oh my god so evil

Noelle said...

NIX!!!!
VAL!!!!
HI!!!!
*tacklehugs both*

Nixion Strange said...

I'm just going to attack people's brains and shout their zombies

Noelle said...

NO, there's not going to be a zombie apocalypse.. The world isn't ending. In fact, the Doctor is going to save us. So it is definitely not blowing up

Noelle said...

oh right. hi to you too -_-

*knits*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

no its just gonna be Derek taking over the world isnt that a good thing?

Noelle said...

Indeed

THAT'S how it is done, Zaf XD

Noelle said...

*goes off to make her TARDIS and bowtie cookies

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

YAY!!!

Anonymous said...

Hi!

Nearly break.....

Kilandra Xyle said...

Hi Kessie! I got some awesome stuff. tell you bout it tomorrow....

is it an a day or a b day?

NOM Ominous said...

Kestrel! Did you get my email?

Anonymous said...

Andra, no clue.

Thrust, I dinnae, one sec.

Kilandra Xyle said...


well then what should i bring tomorrow?

Kilandra Xyle said...

like your pic kessie

Anonymous said...

Thrust, unless it was the

'for the sake of a blown-up computer' one, no.

Anonymous said...

Thankee muchly, Andra.


*has Old Friend, Deify, and Inside the Fire stuck in my head*

NOM Ominous said...

it was.. there, you got it this time

Anonymous said...

*checks email*

NOM Ominous said...

*watches Kes's eyes grow wonderous*

Anonymous said...

*eyes grow wonderous*

Theust, 's perfect. Gotta wait for Val's approval, though.

Anonymous said...

*Thrust

NOM Ominous said...

She already did..
I accidentally sent it to only her.
*Punches 'reply' button*

Anonymous said...

Okay.

POST IT!

*dances*

My turn!

Anonymous said...

I think Andra poofed....

Kilandra Xyle said...

i'm here *was eating pie*

Kilandra Xyle said...

can't read story there are no paragraphs and missing spaces. it makes my brain hurt.

NOM Ominous said...

Ok, the blog is UPDATED!!!

Anonymous said...

Thrust, part of it is there twice...

Distant, making cover.

NOM Ominous said...

GHHAA
Can you fix it for me, KEs? I really have to go...

Anonymous said...

Maybe....

I'll try....

Kilandra Xyle said...

yes kessie please fix it, it needs editing and that is from me.

Anonymous said...

Bye, Thrust!

NOM Ominous said...

By the way, I was the one who put the spaces in for the paragraphs. Unbold it maybe... But I can do that.

NOM Ominous said...

Ok... Updated again..

Kilandra Xyle said...

somethings written twice

Kilandra Xyle said...

this part:


“Okay guys, we’ve got to think of a name to call ourselves,” said Randal, turning his back to Thrust.

Thrust was too weak to stick around alone. He had enemies now, he was sure of it. If they knew where he was, or found out how terrible a fighter he was, at least they may be more cautious if they knew the
Adepts he was being protected by.

Protection was what he needed. But really he needed to look protected. If he could last long enough with these morons, then maybe he wouldn’t be hunted.

“How about Team Awesome?” suggested Deep.

“That’s a stupid name, Deep,” Pine practically screamed. She was very particular with serious stuff like this. “How bout, the Warriors and a Lizard?” Everyone burst out laughing. They really were idiots.

NOM Ominous said...

You'll get over it.
Just stay alive until it's fixed.

Anonymous said...

Andra, there're paragraphs...

What'reyou talking about?

Kilandra Xyle said...

it's fine im just letting you know

NOM Ominous said...

How is that something repeated?
Thrust just goes off into thought as they start making names...

Kilandra Xyle said...

this is what it is copy and pasted:

Okay guys, we’ve got to think of a name to call ourselves,” said Randal, turning his back to Thrust.

Thrust was too weak to stick around alone. He had enemies now, he was sure of it. If they knew where he was, or found out how terrible a fighter he was, at least they may be more cautious if they knew the
Adepts he was being protected by.

Protection was what he needed. But really he needed to look protected. If he could last long enough with these morons, then maybe he wouldn’t be hunted.

“How about Team Awesome?” suggested Deep.

“That’s a stupid name, Deep,” Pine practically screamed. She was very particular with serious stuff like this. “How bout, the Warriors and a Lizard?” Everyone burst out laughing. They really were idiots.

“Okay guys, we’ve got to think of a name to call ourselves,” said Randal, turning his back to Thrust.

Thrust was too weak to stick around alone. He had enemies now, he was sure of it. If they knew where he was, or found out how terrible a fighter he was, at least they may be more cautious if they knew the Adepts he was being protected by.

Protection was what he needed. But really he needed to lookprotected. If he could last long enough with these morons, then maybe he wouldn’t be hunted.

“How about Team Awesome?” suggested Deep.

“That’s a stupid name, Deep,” Pine practically screamed. She was very particular with serious stuff like this. “How bout, the Warriors and a Lizard?” Everyone burst out laughing. They’re really idiots.

NOM Ominous said...

There used to not be, until I decided they should be there. It's my fault, sorry.

Kilandra Xyle said...

he fixed it

NOM Ominous said...

I did.
You know why?
Because I'm awesome.

Anonymous said...

I fixed it!

NOM Ominous said...

You must be so proud.

Anonymous said...

I am indeed.

NOM Ominous said...

I felt like it was needed to suggest.

Anonymous said...

*would start writing my chapter, but is unable to go on laptop*

NOM Ominous said...

I'M OFFIIALLY GOING.

Anonymous said...

NO!

*ties Thrust to tree*

Kilandra Xyle said...

kessie go on your email...

Anonymous said...

Can't, on iPod.

Kilandra Xyle said...

you can't get ur email on the ipod?

Anonymous said...

I can, but it randomly closes out and takes forever to load.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Hey guys!

Anonymous said...

Salveté, quid agis?

Anonymous said...

(That means Hello, how are you? In Latin)

Anonymous said...

Jubi? You still here?

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Hi! sorry :) I'm good

Anonymous said...

Are you sure? *raises eyebrow*

I'm listening to Asylum(the song, not the album) and I keep picturing the music video which is really creepy...

Anonymous said...

Hear me now
Feel my plea!
There is no more time for apologies!
Never. Let emotions
Take hold on me!
Are you ready to begin
Your trip to the other side?
Death is an old friend of mine!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Haha.. :)
And yes, I am sure that I am good ^_^

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

OO! I saw the hobbit yesterday... IT WAS AWESOME

there was a lot of flowy hair as well..

Anonymous said...

Shush.

I might not be able to see it for another WEEK!

*dies*

Anonymous said...

Also, there's a new chapter of A Story of Three up!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

oo awesome :)
Ill read it now :)

I wanna kno why Thrust wants me dead..
WHAT DID I DO WROONGG?? :P

Anonymous said...

And that's the clever part.

Thou shalt never guess!

NOM Ominous said...

hehehhehehehhehehehehehehhehe
*disapears again*

Anonymous said...

Ehehehehehehe


*kidnaps Thrust*

Thou shalt stay!

NOM Ominous said...

*disappears

NOM Ominous said...

I can't.
MY computer is shutting down. :(

NOM Ominous said...

AGAINST MY WILL

Anonymous said...

NO!

*gives Thrust un-disappearing potion*

Anonymous said...

*magically fixes Thrust's phone*

There.

Anonymous said...

*computer

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Just read the story...
THRUST! YOU DIDN'T ANSWER ANY OF MY QUESTIONS! hmmf
It was good tho :)

Anonymous said...

It'll be a while before your questions are answered.

*nods*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*sigh* fiiiiine

Anonymous said...

*blurts out*

Thrust is actually a psychopathic dolphin who can fool people into thinking he's human!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

OMIGOSH! THATS ACTUALLY WHAT I WAS THINKING HE WAS! ITS AMAZING!

Anonymous said...

*laughs*

Then your brain is messed up.

Anonymous said...

My music is skipping....

And its one of my favorite songs....

And I just bought it today...

:(

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Aww! that sucks...

Anonymous said...

I shall kill the skipping!

Wat is YOUR favorite band/music artist?

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Haha... weelll... I really like The Beatles... Coldplay is pretty good too. There are also some others... but I cant think of them right now... haha

Anonymous said...

I like the Beatles...Don't think I've ever heard Coldplay, but it's very likely that I have and just didnt know it.

Anonymous said...

How about song?

I have four: Old Friend by Disturbed, Bever Again by Disturbed, Deify by Disturbed, and Inside the Fire by Disturbed

Anonymous said...

*Never

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Yea they're pretty popular...
ADELE is pretty good 2... xP

Anonymous said...

I don't like popular.


:P

Which might be one of the reasons why MY favorite band is rock and metal....

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

haha well their not popular like Katy Perry or Justin Bieber or whatever.. Cuz I can't STAND them... :P

They're just... well known i guess.. haha

Anonymous said...

Justin Bieber shall die painfully.

*hums Pain Redefined*

Anonymous said...

Brb

Anonymous said...

Back!

Anonymous said...

Never mind, gtg, bye!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Hi!
I was just watching Merlin and I just finished it

and now I want to go dig a hole and die in it until the next episode comes out...

GAH ALL THE EMOTIONS

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

oh... Bye!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

is anyone else there?

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

No...?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Apparently not.

Zathract Mist said...

Hello...

Zathract Mist said...

Heya Nix.

Calidae Dark said...

* walks in *
Hello.
* munches Valsnacks *

Zathract Mist said...

Hi Dark.

Calidae Dark said...

Hello All.
How's things?

Zathract Mist said...

Rainy.

Well, actually, it's not raining.

But I wish it was.

Calidae Dark said...

Today we had pretty miserable weather.

Windy, as always.
Its NEVER not windy.

But it was just miserable. I think the weather needs a hug.

Zathract Mist said...

The weather needs a restraining order.

Yes.

A restraining order.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

The weather here keeps crying on me.



Maybe it's because it can't handle my amazing beauty.

*dramatic hair flip* *hits self in the eye*

Zathract Mist said...

Well done, Ivy.

Calidae Dark said...

Whipping yourself in the eye with your hair is annoying . I would know. Ive been growing my hair for a while..... quite a while....

It is very long.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I'm aware of the frustration, Dark... I have elbow length hair.

Calidae Dark said...

Yes.

Zathract Mist said...

You people with long hair...

Calidae Dark said...

I used to have a bob.
And a fringe.
...

I was seven, sheesh.

Zathract Mist said...

Again, you people with long hair...

Envy.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*hits Moose with a tree*

Calidae Dark said...

Animal cruelty.
* hits tree with a Moose *

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Oh, I was calling Mist a Moose, because that is what I call him.


*hits Moose with a fridge*

Zathract Mist said...

*hits Ivy with shadows*

Calidae Dark said...

* hits people for fun *

Nixion Strange said...

Hi!

Calidae Dark said...

Hey Strange!

Nixion Strange said...

*grins wildly*

dmooney21 said...

when is ur next book coming out

Nixion Strange said...

Semptember

Calidae Dark said...

Book??

Zathract Mist said...

HI AGAIN NIX.

Nixion Strange said...

Book 8?

Calidae Dark said...

..??
I am not aware of 'book.'
Please explain.

Nixion Strange said...

... No

Star Inkbright said...

The time bomb is ticking
And no one is listening
Our future is fading
Is there any hope we'll survive?

Wbd, getting ready to go to prison.

Star Inkbright said...

OOOOOH CAN WE REPENT IN TIME?

*glares at unmemorised German speaking test*

Jophiel said...

*Walks up*
Hello everyone!

I was going to be crying into ice cream but I am defiantly *sneeze* reading that

Jophiel said...

Nix? Are you still on?

Star Inkbright said...

HI DEATH!

Jophiel said...

Or am I alone...
*Shudders*
Jaws is freaky! And I am going out on the lake on the weekend!!!
Damn it!

Jophiel said...

HI INK!
*Eyes water wearily*
I am not going back in there

Star Inkbright said...

I AM! *jumps in lake*

Jophiel said...

Damn! It is cold! I'm in a dress in the corner of the lounge room right under the air conditioner!!! I'm too lazy to move

Calidae Dark said...

Hello everyone who has just appeared....

Jophiel said...

'ello my lovelies

Jophiel said...

*Laughs*
I've always wanted to say that!!!!!!!!!

Jophiel said...

No one tell Eden... When he comes back on I am SO saying that!!!!
*Skips around laughing*

Star Inkbright said...

I'M COLD! I'M IN A COLD LAKE!

Jophiel said...

*Pouts*
I'll be distant... Playing Sims 3

Star Inkbright said...

Now I feel really guilty coz I have Another Way To Die stuck in my head and I've been on the computer loads this weekend. :/

Calidae Dark said...

I WANT SIMS 3.

Calidae Dark said...

Going guys bye.

Star Inkbright said...

FOURS CAL!

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Hit on China
LIKE A BOSS
Get rejected
LIKE A BOSS
Swallow sadness
LIKE A BOSS
Throw some fireballs
LIKE A BOSS

Jophiel said...

Silver? What on earth?

Jophiel said...

My random friend sent me this:


SexyBack lyrics

[Verse 1]
I’m bringing Skulduggery back
Tanith and Ghastly don’t know how to act
I know your gone and I need to get ya back
So I'm jumpin' through this portal and that's a fact

Take 'em to the farm

[Bridge]
Im sorry Skul
But you're gonna
See me comin'
Straight through the flames
It’s just that no one will come 'n' get you back

Take 'em to Ghastly's

[Chorus]
Come here Skul
Go grab my bones
Come back with me
Go grab my bones
Please, oh please!
Go grab my bones
Please come with!
Go grab my bones
Skul, I am real
Go grab my bones
Look at this ring
Go grab my bones
It's good to see you
Go grab my bones
They are coming
Go grab my bones
And get yourself together
Go grab my bones

Get yourself together
Go grab my bones
[Repeat 6 times]

Here are your bones

[Verse 2]
I’m bringing Skulduggery back
Them other mages don't know how to act
Come let me bring you back because we're sad
Portal is burning

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Randomly parodizing 'Like a Boss'...

Mr. Pleasant
Thanks for coming to your performance review
No problem
So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I'm the boss
Okay, so take us through a day in the life of the boss
Well the first thing I do is...

Talk to Ghastly (like a boss)

Do his memos (like a boss)

Lead an army (like a boss)

Hate Christmas (like a boss)

Direct Cleavers (like a boss)

Love my Bentley (like a boss)

Micromanage (like a boss)

Promote magic (like a boss)

Hit on Valkyrie (like a boss)

Get rejected (like a boss)

Swallow sadness (like a boss)

Send some fireballs (like a boss)

Call a sex line (like a boss)

Cry deeply (like a boss)

Demand a refund (on my suit)

Eat nothing (I can't eat)

Harrassment lawsuit (like a boss)

No promotion (like a boss)

Take Val's vodka (like a boss)

Sh*t on Ravel's desk (like a boss)

Clean my gun (like a boss)

In my house (like a boss)

Pussy out (like a boss)

Puke on Mist's desk (like a boss)

Fly out the window (like a boss)

My car looks slick (like a boss)

Do something (like a boss)

Crash my car (NOOOOO!)

Hit Val with a stick (like a boss)

Do some backflips (like a boss)

And I can't be bothered to do the rest of the song.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Oh hey Death!

Zathract Mist said...

How dare you puke on my desk!

*throws a teapot at Death*

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Haha, wrong person! XP

Zathract Mist said...

I know that.

T'was a joke.

*throws a teapot at Silver for the heck of it*

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

But.... What did I do to deserve that???

(I meant I was the one who posted him vomiting on your desk.)

Zathract Mist said...

Oh, right. It wasn't Death who did that.

Huh.

...

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

MUAHAHA! I HAVE MASTERED THE ART OF FRAMING!

Zathract Mist said...

You confuse me.

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Zathract Mist said...

*glowers*

Stupid lagging computer.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Don't I just?

Zathract Mist said...

Hm.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

I don't get how some people don't like reading.
Reading is amazing.
Books are amazing.
Reading can take you to another place.

And I was hoping that would be more awesome and longer...



Hi all!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Hi guys!

Octa said...

Somebody should write Scapegrace Style.

I have no idea if I'll have the time or ability.

So if anyone likes the idea go write it.

Star Inkbright said...

I've just spent 45 minutes trying to fix my number Rubik's cube so that the numbers 1-9 are on every face.

It's so difficult. Amd it wasn't even like I was trying to SOLVE my Rubik's cube. I was trying to REASSEMBLE it Because it was BROKEN.

. . . ANDTHENIGAVEUP. XD

Star Inkbright said...

. . . You know what?

*chucks Rubik's cube in bin* YOOOOO-OOOOU ARE NEVER, EVER, EVERRRRRR GETTING BACK TOGETHER!

It had a piece missing anyway. :P

Melica Frost said...

hello?

Star Inkbright said...

HI MELICA!

Look on the shiny side, at least you get your birthday before we all die. :)

Melica Frost said...

yay! yeah I think thats the silver lining in the whole situation... :D

Luciana said...

I REORGANIZED MY BOOKCASE YESTERDAY

IT WAS PAINFUL

LIKE, ACTUALLY PAINFUL. BECAUSE A FEW BOOKS FELL OFF THE TOP SHELF AND HIT ME, AGAIN .-.

BUT MY BOOKCASE LOOKS SEXY

AND I DECIDED, I MIGHT MAKE A BOOK/FOLDER OF EVERYTIME DEREK HAS BLOGSPOKEN TO ME AND ANY MESSAGES AND STUFF BECAUSE THEN I'LL ACTUALLY HAVE SOMEWHERE TO PUT THEM
AND IT CAN GO ON MY SPELF

THE SPORN SPELFFFFFFFFFFFF


I REALLY WANT SOME POP

POP IS A COOL WORD, DON'T YOU THINK!?

Melica Frost said...

yeah pop is a cool word :)
My social dancing experience is actually very good now...we did the ally cat and the slosh OH oh and then the dance from the song 5,6,7,8 by steps! WOOO! It was so funny and I love shuffling along the floor ... that sounded weird...

Star Inkbright said...

*starts singing* Pop, the magic dragon
Lived by the sea . . .

*pops a bubble*

Did you know that 'popple' is a word?

POPMASTER! *hums Popmaster music*

POP MUSIC POP MUSIC POP!

*pops about poppily*

. . . I decided that a pop is also a small jump. *nods*

POPPADAM!

*hums the song I can't remember the words of that reminds me of poppadams* Is it me, coz it's true . . . something home, dum Skegness. *pop para pop pop para pop pop para pop pop para pop*

SORRY, YOU KNOW WHEN YOU HEAR SONGS WHEN YOU'RE LITTLE AND YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT THEY'RE SAYING? It sounds like Skegness, really it does.

It's fascinating, now I'm older and (slightly) less nonsensical, to find out what the real lyrics to those aforementioned right random songs in our blue car.

*pops a balloon*

POPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP.

Star Inkbright said...

*car are

Melica Frost said...

do you know that "pleb" may become a word? I think it should because its the fifth most used word in Scotland...hehehe

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

I'm just poking my head in here to say hi, even though I don't think I know anyone who is on at the moment.

But lets face it, this place is way too hectic to keep on top of.

So,
Hi.

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

Wait.
Ok I recognise a few people hahaha :)

Star Inkbright said...

HI JUBI!

HI MATEX PERSON!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

HI STAR!!

Melica Frost said...

hey people that entered the magicalness of blogland! I called someone a pleb today... not proud of that but its my 'nature' apparently ... acording to my modern studies teacher

Unknown said...

HI STAR!

Unknown said...

first yes
I dedicate this page this nerdy guy at school

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

Hey all!
Glad we sorted that out.

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

oh. new page!

Unknown said...

HI MATEX!

Unknown said...

gotta go now only one for short time dinner yum yum yum

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

HI
BYE

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

Derek.

Get on your own blog.

Star Inkbright said...

FOURS BRAD!

*smiles happily* AND THANKS FOR PUTTING MY NAME AT THE TOP OF THE PAGE!

*laughs* At school today I kept almost writing, "Star" whenever we had to write our names on stuff.

Melica Frost said...

hey Matex I dont think that we have met! :D

Unknown said...

soory back can someone comment on my blog brad wood a blog pleeeeeeeeaseeeeeeeeeeee :)

Unknown said...

please star matex and anyone else

Star Inkbright said...

I WILL. :)

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