How are we all?
Are we all nervous? Terrified, even? Are we all dreading December 21st, the last day on Earth as predicted by the Mayans? Although, as Jon Stewart pointed out on The Daily Show, the Mayans haven't exactly got the best track record as far as predicting the end of civilisations go... to wit, the Mayans...
But I digress.
So how will you be spending the last day on Earth? Will you be surrounded by loved ones? Will you be sobbing into a tub of ice cream? Will you, in fact, forget all about the end of the world because you still haven't got your Christmas shopping done?
Or will you be reading a very special end-of-the-world short story as posted on this very Blog- a short story that will ONLY be available on the 21st and 22nd before being taken down- in which Skulduggery and Valkyrie track down the cause of the world's destruction and do their very best to avert it? A short story called "The Button"?
Hmm? Is THAT what you'll be doing?
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Bye Calidae!
Good ded, Ink.
Bye Dark.
MOOSE! Calamity! Star!
Hellooooooooooo!
Hello Val!
Hi Ivy.
I'm so burnt...
Sorry I poofed. Had to go and put the books back on the bookshelf. It's annoying, spending ages taking them off the shelf only to have to spend ages putting them back on after the shelves've been painted.
The network's being put back in its proper place. c:
*Schliffen Plan
I think it's spelt like that. :)
Msd.
People can be so infuriatingly frustrating.
Bah.
Hey Derek, you might find it interesting that, because the Mayans didn't include leap years in their calanders, the world actually should have ended 13 months ago! :3
-Minion OUT
Hey Derek, you might find it interesting that, because the Mayans didn't include leap years in their calanders, the world actually should have ended 13 months ago! :3
-Minion OUT
THE WORLD ENDED AND WE DIDN'T NOTICE?? O_O
Hey, we could all be ghosts. Living on a ghost world and commenting on a ghost blog and not realising we're dead.
Or I could be a ghost and imagining all of you. You could be imagining your own ghost worlds.
I'll be carrying out my life normally. Besides, if the Mayans were so good as predicting the future; they're still be Mayans.
But they never said the world would end on Friday. They just, for some unknown reason, stopped their calendar then.
ICH HASSE NOBODY BEING HERE.
Je le déteste.
HEY, HEY, WHAT'S THAT SOUND?
THAT'S THE SOUND OF NOBODY AROOOOUUUUUND!
it is indeed very possible I'll be doing the last one. that and studying for my math exams. which I failed. yeah. On the pluss side, the mayans didn't really predict the end of the world. then again, if you think about it, the mayans weeren't known for acurate predictions about the end of the world, so following that logic, the world WILL end. Oh. Well, then. Yeah.
I could spam the comments section with meaningless babble.
Meaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabblemeaninglessbabbleme-
MEH MEEANINGLESS BABBLE IS BORING.
*looks at pebble* OI! HOW DARE YOU!
*stamps on pebble*
How dare you what? What do you mean, how dare you what? How dare you annoy me?
HOW were you annoying me? HOW, you say? You DARE to ask me HOW???
*looks at pebble* . . . I'mnotactuallysure. *stops stamping on pebble* *strokes it, then starts polishing it*
Dung dung DUNG, dung dung dung dung dungdung dung, dung
Dung dung DUNG dung dung dungdung dung dungdung DUUUUUNG . . .
OOOH! ICE CREAM! *blows up ice cream van*
NOW, MELTED ICE CREAM! *start scooping up melted ice cream into oranges*
The insides of the oranges were taken out first, of course. *points at empty patch of grass*
MEH??? WHERE DID MY ORANGES GO???
*glares at ants* Did you take them?
You DID? Why?
I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR QUEEN! I WANT MY ORANGGGGGESSSSSSSSSS! *sets fire to anthill*
*realises I'm burning my orange* OH WELLLLLL.
*picks up burnt, charred orange* *puts it on toasting fork and pretends I toasted it*
*carefully places marshmellows on top of orange* YUM.
*eats orange* *spits it out*
. . . Blergh. *goes back to polishing stone*
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! *throws burnt orange at her*
Makes it MUCH easier to procrastinate if I'm talking to someone!
*looks at stone* Of COURE you're someone!
Oh, STONEY! Don't cry! *digs tissues out of bag*
Yes, stoney, of course they're clean. I think.
. . . Maybe 90% certain?
OH, OKAY. *chucks tissues away and huggles Stoney*
*glares at ants* You anty-wanties make my Stoney all sad-sad. You gonna BURN.
*sets fire to anthill* *realises it's already on fire* FOR STONEYYYYYYYYY! *gets out flaethrower and torches grass*
There, Stoney! *looks round*
Hey, Stoney? Where'd you go?
*sees note* WHAT YOU MEAN, STONEY-ONEY JOIN FORCES WITH WRATH-WRATH???????
WHY ARE ALL MY OBJECTS LEAVING ME???? *torchs forest* BADDDD Stoney.
Hi!
*looks at comment*
I posted that around 12 hours ago...
*torches
HI KES!
:/
Don't ask ME why it di'n't post.
. . . Actually, do. DOOOOOOO!
Then I can tell you I don't know!
GO ANSWERSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
SSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAASSRRRRRRR!
I got an iTunes giftcard, so I can BUY music! Yay!
. . . :( I have to go and clean out my rabbit. I'll bb as sooner than that snail will reach that tree* *points at snail by forest and tree by lake*
I know why....
Stupid Internet connection was being stupid.
Like theAlps.
Okay! Bye!
You know why
(You don't remember why)
Don't pretend that you don't know why
(You fucking parasite)
. . . Ah, just ignore the last part. YES! YOU KNOW WHY! CONGRATULATIONS!
Um, back.
YAY FOR BUYING MUSIC!
Buying music is simply GLORIOUS.
Glooooor-o-o-o-o-o-orrrrr-o-o-o-o-o-orrrrr-o-o-o-o-o-orrrrrrrrrr-o-o-o-o-o-orrrrrrrrrrrius
Hosanna in excelsis!
Hi again!
But the thing is, I can't buy full albums, only the songs I know are CLEAN, because, as an 11 year old girl my parents would NOT appreciate it.
*laughs at glorious*
:/
Practically all the songs in the charts have swearing in them. Put it like that . . .
Judging from some of the music that has been in our cars at various long periods of time, I don't think my parents would care all that much what music I had on our iPod if I, like, HAD an iPod.
This is pretty ranom, but it's kind of hilarious how my brother and sister can sing along to these songs like Are You Mine by Lily Allen and not realise what they're about. And they know, like, all the words.
Like this happened once:
Brother: *listens to song* *is confused* So /I/ snuck off to /your/ bedroom?
Me: *thinking ohjustputasockinitwillya?*
*random
There's a little old lady who was walking down the road she was struggling with bags from Tesco
There were people from the city having havin' lunch in the park I believe that is called al fresco
Then a kid comes along to offer a hand but before she has time to accept it
Hits her over her head doesn't care if she's dead coz he's got all her jewellery and wallet
You might laugh you might frown
Walkin' round London town
Sun is in the sky oh why oh why would I wanna be anywhere else?
Sun is in the sky out why oh why would I wanna be anywhere else
When I look with my eyes
Everythin' seems nice
But when you look twice
You can see it's all lies
*hums* I miss our old songs in the blue car. There's some I haven't heard in years.
If you're gonna play with fire then you're gonna get burnt
Don't test and me coz you'll get a rection
Another drink and I'm ready for action
I don't know who you think you are
But makin' people scared won't get you very far
^^^When I was real little that one used to be my favourite. :) *tries to remember how it starts*
. . . Ah, okay, I'll stop now.
*reaction
The one at thge top was my sister's favourite. I can remember more of that one . . .
*watchs snail finally get a quatre of a way to the tree* YAY! WHAT A GLORIOUS ALMOST-VICTORY!
I finally have my festive tinsel up in my room. :)
I have a feeling Kes poofed. :(
BOOOOOOOOP
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
Hi!
Yo Star, y'alright?
If school wasn't tomorrow, I would be extrtemely good. As it is, I'm good. :)
You?
*extremely
I've got so much English and maths homework to do it's ridiculous, but yeha.
I don't have that much this week. :) :) :)
Had loads last week.
I've had like nothing for the last two weeks now teachers are like HOOOOMEWWOORK
*laughs*
Don't you wish they could, like, even it out a bit?
Yeah XD It's not that hard, surely.
Couldn't they have some sort of system . . . ?
We do have a system, no one uses it
You ACTUALLY have system?
Thinking about it . . . a system would be very hard. We're a big school. Like 2000 pupils. Sorting all them out would be . . . Blergh . . .
If we weren't all mixed up in different classes, then maybe, but sorting out all that . . .
About 2310 pupils, counting Sixth Form.
Not counting Sixth Form, only 1650.
There's 1500 in my school. They manage
THEN WE NEED A SYSTEMMMMMM. *glares*
They never work ^^
I gotta go eat. Laters taters
:(
FOURS ROBIN!
Hello? I'm at my friends house with lots of S.P books on her bookshelf.
Msd.
Hi!
Star, if you're still here, sorry for poofing! My internet cut out...
That's okay. :)
I poof att. HI AGAIN KES!
*ninjaeroplanetacklehugs Ieni*
*hums*
att? All the time?
YES. Att = all the time. :)
I have now invented four abbreviations. GO ME! WOOH! *listens for cheering crowd*
*crickets chirping*
. . . Whatever. :)
*would cheer, but is too MEH*
Ieni, I stole your MEHness!
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!
I keep thinking that Ieni is leni when I'm on the comp. :/
It looks just like leni.
MEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEH
MEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHEHMEHMEHMEHMEHEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEH
IENI, YOU HE-RE????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Can that many 'meh's' really be counted as meh?
Ermmmm . . .
MEH.
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
No. No meh.
*throws 'meh' in volcano*
. . . Meh.
Btw, our profile pic's aweosme.
Thank you, thank you muchly.
Bitte. :)
. . . That apparently means, like, you're welcome. They never taught us it in school. My mum just told me.
Also, I have finished Hunger.
What is going on with Brittney?
(Don't answer that)
YAY!!!!!!!!!! YOU FINISHED HUNGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I won't answer. *isdyingtoanswer*
BRITTNEYBRITTNEYBRITTNEY.
Brb.
Okay.
BACK!
FRONT!
-(\_/)
-(o-o)
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*ignore the dashes*
-(\_/)
-(o-o)
(--------)
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That better?
Hehe.
-(\_/)
-(o-o)
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THAT better?
:)
Aye.
Drake is amazing.
I want his arm.(The whip one, not the normal one)
EVERYBODY finds Drake awesome. You, Lynx, Scáth . . .
I hated him, then I was terrified of him, then I felt sorry for him, now . . . *shrugs* MEH.
I felt sorry for Drake in the Thanksgiving battle coz he didn't get to kill or really even injure or terrify anyone. There's something wrong with me. :P
lol
Oh, he terrifies me, but he's awesome.
Now three people is everyone?
Just like everything is underground?
gtg, bye!
*wanders in looking dazed*
On Fruday i shall stalk the Blog in every class i have wifi and read the short story xD then if Derek's Blogspeaking ill comment but if not ill comment when im home xD
I'm so sorry I disappeared. My friends sister was attacking me...and yeah. It was brutal *nods*
Omg, how you were talking about me and my mehness XD I didn't realise I had mehness, but meh.
OMGIMFEELINGSOSPECIALRIGHTNOW
And the Hobbit was awesome and town was awesome and asdfghjkl!
Oh and now I'm home and this computer is actually fast, unlike my friends laptop.
Msd.
FOURS KES!
HI ZAF!
*scowls* They're the only people who have talked to me about Drake!
Well, y'know. I can't exactly talk to you about Drake, but MEHHHHHHHH.
HI IENI!
Meheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh
^^^How to turn meh into evil laughter.
MY POINT! *points at Ieni* YES! MY POINT! I AM GOOD AT POINTING! MY POINT IS POINTY! POOOOOOOOOOOOOINT!
. . . Meh.
Omg, still laughing at those other comments XD
Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
Uh...
What? Me? What I do? Stop pointing at me! :(
*Starts crying*
*sits in tree*
i should have drawn my tree except I cant draw trees nor people
SORRY. *blunts at Ieni*
XD GLAD YOU'RE LAUGHINGGGGGG.
Zaf!
*ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
How's you?
I can't draw trees, well actually the only thing I can draw is stickmen...
I hope you don't fall out:)
*puts hand up* I CAN DRAW TREES!
. . . Disturbed have some odd, odd music videos . . .
I drew the rainbow bridge! And i made Derek in stick figure form, nearly had him in a pink shirt til I decided black was better, if i hadnt found the black crayon...
Blunts? Blunts at me? What?
WHATDOYOUMEANIMSOCONFUSED:(
Well no, I wasn't actually genuinly laughing, but inside I was *nods*
Trees are way easier than people. *hides under duvet*
Rainbow bridge! Ooo...yay! Sounds, uh...pretty!
*Sets fire to Star's duvet*
:'O
MY DUVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET! *hugs burning duvet, sobbing*
HOW WILL I LIVE WITHOUT YOU???? I SHALL MOURN YOU FOREVER. YOU ARE PRICELESS AND IRREPLACEABLE.
Meh. *dashes to Tesco to buy new duvet*
Why, yes, Ieni, it DOES sound pretty.
*innocent smile* . . . What do people DO on a rainbow bridge?
*laughs*
You were hugging A BURNING DUVET?
You're so clever...
Do Tescos even do duvets? Probably. Go to Ikea, they're trying to take over the world *nods*
Dinner, bb as soon as is inhumanly possibly!
. . . Wait. Inhumanly could be cheetah or snail . . . :/
MEH.
Star, no....just no...I really want to mantain my uh clean mind. Okay, it's not that clean, but MEH.
Have fun with your dinner:)
Where's the Zaf gone?:O
...
Rainbows.
Rim would be almost as proud as I am;3
Clover!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
How's you?
hi
please commenton my blog
*facepalm* So much rainbow talk
has anyone commeted
Zaf returned
Its the rainbow bridge to Ireland
*paces*
when will it be known not to let me wander?
*sees my explosives*
hmm...
*laughs* Remember how nobody on the blog ever used to mention rainbows or Skittles?
@IEni: *blunts at Scáth* IT WAS HER! IT WAS HER! SHE INTRODUCED RAINBOWS TO ME!
Um, back!
And my dinner was more infuriating than fun. The Gangnam Style argument sparked off again and now all of my family agrees that it is said wup so when they sing it my bro and sis say wuppan Gangnam Style and it's just BLERGH. I am losing this argument, badly.
*smirks*
SKITTLES FARTING RAINBOWS!!!
*Ieni
My brother has Skittles every Friday. He loves Skittles. :)
I can't find my memory stick. D:
AHA, FOUND IT. :)
Nice sorry my dad decided he needed to scream at me
Going in the shower. I'll bbs or get sidetracked. :P
*hugs Zaf* Hello, beautiful!:3
Hello, everyone!
How are we all?
Wbd, watching LotR!:D
Aah ok
Conflicting thoughts! I want to talk to Derek but I dont want to bother him. Especially if he's writing book 8 or The Button....not sure what he does if he gets bothered too much nor do I wish to know
BACK!
Ich sidetracked gegangen.
:(
Its fine. Im side tracked too. Sometimes. Someone remind me to write down the HC address for my dad
I have been off school for ages
so I will probably be sleeping.....probably not but
what will I be be doing on the 21st, I shall be reading the button
Lucky ill just be a ninja in class trying to get wifi xD
not the most impressive tittle to be honest but I think the story will outshine it by miles, they always do.
maybe the Mayans were just screwing with us, perhaps laughing as they told people.
Well if we die, we'll just go find Derek in the after life and beg him to tell us what happens in the next 2 books
*smiles*
Do you think the Mayans would be happy and proud about all us future people panicking about their calendar ending?
. . . Or do you just think they'd be irritated that they don't exist no more?
My thgeory is that they swiched around everyone's jobs, like they did with the Youth Service jobs in our area (my mum's a youth worker), and they didn't have enough people to spare some for making the calendar, so they just decided to leave it.
I dunno.
*runs into tree*
*laughs^
my bookshelf is happy
Darquesse Story
By Maralie Lily Charm
Maralie Lily Charm whimpered as a bolt of lightening struck a tree outside, causing it to crash down onto the mucky, boggy land. She clutched her pillow pet close to her chest and peeked outside the window, watching sorcerers run in all directions.
She ducked down as thunder sounded and she shuddered. Kestrel LeStarre, Maralie’s best friend and Administrator of the East Coast American Sanctuary, had gone out in the storm no less than 20 minutes ago and still had not returned. Maralie was growing more worried by the minute.
She placed her pillow pet on the ground (she had called it Kessie after her close friend) and ran over to her closet, picking out her favourite purple raincoat with the My Little Pony on it. She pulled on her purple and white polka-dot wellies and walked slowly and softly over to her bedroom door.
Maralie liked being in fashion almost as much as she liked My Little Pony.
There was a sudden lightening flash and Maralie cried out and hid behind the sofa. Maralie didn’t like lightening. Or thunder, for that matter. Her parents had died in a storm.
It was a very touchy subject for Maralie.
She scolded herself for not being braver and tied her hair up into a ponytail quickly. She swallowed nervously and pushed on her bedroom door carefully. It let out an unearthly glow, and opened slowly. Maralie took a deep breath and made her way into the hallway.
She took a long look at everything before she left. She knew this might be her last time in her home. She looked at the picture she had drawn of her and Kestrel a few years ago. It was framed and hanging on the wall. She looked at all the pictures of her and her friends. Her and Kestrel, her and Tanith Low, her and Ghastly Bespoke, her and Valkyrie Cain…
Maralie pushed her fringe out of her eyes and shook away the tears that threatened to fall.
Valkyrie Cain was Darquesse.
It was too big a secret to hide. Valkyrie couldn’t keep it hidden. Shame, now she had given in to Darquesse. She had let her take over.
Maralie took one step forward, then bolted to the front door. She yanked it open and pulled her hood up against the pouring rain.
She ran madly across the muddy field and looked around. Where were all the sorcerers? Maralie’s blood ran cold as she saw the amount of sorcerers on the ground. Dead. Her mouth opened slightly as her eyes adjusted to the light of the sun reflecting off the sorcerers’ armour.
Then she saw a sight that made her heart stop.
Kestrel.
Maralie let out a shriek as she stumbled over to Kestrel LeStarre’s lifeless body. Her katanas were beside her and her eyes were open. That was the worst part for Maralie.
Maralie fell to her knees as her brain tried to process everything.
Her best friend was dead.
Maralie reached into her pocket and pulled out a purple flower that she had picked the morning before, when everything was alright. Kestrel had liked the flower. Well, she had told Maralie she did anyway.
Maralie squeezed her eyes shut. When she opened them, she placed the flower on Kestrel’s chest.
“Goodbye Kessie,” she whispered.
There was another clap of thunder. Maralie looked up dully and her eyes widened as she saw Darquesse in front of her.
Maralie stood up shakily, her eyes meeting Darquesse’s. She remembered when those eyes belonged to Valkyrie Cain. But not anymore.
Maralie gasped as all her energy was drained out of her. Darquesse was gesturing with her hand. Maralie breathed out, and the air came out like steam. Her knees buckled and she fell, her hand reaching out to take Kestrel’s.
I wasn’t brave, was the last thing Maralie thought before her thoughts became fuzzy, and she was gone.
Sad ending... dammit.
Wait, I must change to my other account.
Mara, is that your revenge for MY Darquesse story?
(I'm not here. I'm gone now.)
Sorry I disappeared. I happened to spot the comments on a Inside the Fire video, so I was commenting back angrily. How, pray, does listening to Disturbed make you a satanist? THEIR LEAD VOCALIST IS A JEW FOR GOD'S SAKE.
:( Good story. :)
And ha, I haven't been the only Christian commenting saying there's nothing wrong with Disturbed.
No. I just made it because.
Hello...?
Hey Ieni :)
Hey, Mara! *hugs* How's you?
Omg, Star, I haven't even fangirled with you about Merlin yet. What is my life coming to?
Msd.
I'm fine, and yourself?
MY STORY IS SO DEPRESSING.
HI IENI!
Sorry for my distance. I was quoting the Bible. *laughs*
Stupid BelieveTrustJesus2.
I'm meh:) Well actually I was feeling rubbishy and now I'm feeling slightly more happily. (I wanted it to end with y, but happy already ends with y).
*Reads story*
Omg, yes. That is one depressing story. NO NO NO YOU AND KESTREL CAN'T DIE NO NO NO NO NO NO.
You were quoting the Bible?
I find the fact that people can actually believe in a God tha may or not be there, slightly amazing.
Oops, I didn't do this:
Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
Oh well. KESSIE MUST DIE!!!MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
No! You're so mean! Kestrel can't die! :'(
*Sets out to eat Mara with an evil look in the eye*
*blinks at Ieni* Ieni, what the hell are you doing? You look like a diseased bunny. Don't... don't do that. Poor bunnies.
Someone on YouTube was calling people who listen to Disturbed satanists or whatever. Apperently he does it on like every video. I have joined the horde of angry people protesting that he's speaking rubbish.
IENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
I'm a Christian. *smiles*
OH MY GOD Star, I'M a Christian too! :D
YAY FOR STUFF.
If anybody wants to kill me off in a story, they can. I've been killed off once and I found it utterly hilarious.
YAY! *high-fives Mara*
*kills Star*
THE END.
Agh, no, my mum was telling me about laminate flooring AND I DON'T EVEN CARE!
I, uh...was a Christian. I kinda am, I just keep thinking 'So how the hell am I supposed to know which religion is the 'right' one?'
I WANNA DIE I WANNA DIE! PICK ME! KILL ME!
*chases Ieni*
STOP SQUIRMING IT'S HARD TO MURDER YOU.
Born in grief
Raised in hate
Helpless to defy his fate
Let him run
Let him live
But do not forget
what we cannot forgive
He is not one of us
He has never been one of us
He is not one of us
Not our kind
Someone once lied to us
Now we're not so blind
For we knew he would do
What he's done
And we know that he'll never
Be one of us
Best. Song. Ever.
*catches Ieni*
*kills*
*is dead* :) :) :)
DARQUESSE STORY MODE.
...
...
*dead*
...
I'm back!
And I returned to discover I died.
Excellent.
Byebye - mum said I have to go to bed now.
*waves*
*looks at Ieni* WE BE DEADED.
I must go... even though I am already dead...
BYEEEE!!!
FOURS IENI!
FOURS MARA!
Bye Ieni!
Bye Mara!
now we need to drag Derek...i can do this nicely or forefully
*falls over*
I'm cold.
HI?
Hi?
Hi?
THE END IS NEAR!
I can't wait to die!!!!!!
Come on ladies, one pound for fish, come on ladies, one pound for fish... :3
I don't think my last comment went on so... Yeah Derek did you know that the Mayan calendar didn't have leap years so the world should have ended 13 months ago....
Did you also know that the calender was meant to be redone every 13,000 years. So people think the calender is ending, but really it's just restarting again
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY SHORT STORY!!!!!!!!
And can I just say, I personally KNOW that the world is not going to end. I have way to much to do before I die. One of these VERY IMPORTANT things on the bucket list is to read ALL the Skulduggery Pleasant books! (Including the ones that haven't been written yet!!!!) So there, that is why the world is not going to end. So don't freak out people!!!! But Derek, still post that short story please! :P
FIRST
Yay! First!
I dedicate to Christmas time, because it's my favourite.
On the 22nd, all of us should pretend that the world was in a zombie apocalypse on the 21st, and everyone should have their own war stories and it should be in history books later on. And anyone who denies that it happened just had their memory wiped by the aliens.
Oh, good God. It WORKED!!!!! THE COMMENT WORKED!!!!!!! (maniac laughter) I've been trying to comment for ages and just NOW it decides to work!!!!! My life is complete!!!!!!
In case people didn't notice, I like exclaimation marks. :P
Derek Landy, you already know this, but you are a god. Hopefully not like a Faceless One though, because I would be pretty depressed if you decided to kill us all, since then you would have no time to write. And that WOULD be tragic.
From your newest loyal minion.
Oh, yay! My sister took my damaged copy of the first book to her school librarian and got it fixed! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
*hugs book*
Hello, Moody!
Val! I said before zombie apocalypse!
You agree with me!
I'm SO going to pretend there was a zombie apocalypse. And I'm going to write a bunch of reports on it, put it in a time capsule, and bury it. That way, in the future, when someone finds it they'll think there was an apocalypse.
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