How are we all?
Are we all nervous? Terrified, even? Are we all dreading December 21st, the last day on Earth as predicted by the Mayans? Although, as Jon Stewart pointed out on The Daily Show, the Mayans haven't exactly got the best track record as far as predicting the end of civilisations go... to wit, the Mayans...
But I digress.
So how will you be spending the last day on Earth? Will you be surrounded by loved ones? Will you be sobbing into a tub of ice cream? Will you, in fact, forget all about the end of the world because you still haven't got your Christmas shopping done?
Or will you be reading a very special end-of-the-world short story as posted on this very Blog- a short story that will ONLY be available on the 21st and 22nd before being taken down- in which Skulduggery and Valkyrie track down the cause of the world's destruction and do their very best to avert it? A short story called "The Button"?
Hmm? Is THAT what you'll be doing?
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Ah. So I'm supposed to be dedding.
Well, I ded this thingy to people like me who spend their lives pretending to be ninja aeroplanes. Wait, there are other people who pretend to be ninja aeroplanes, right?
And Merlin. Merlin is amazing and OMG WHAT WILL I DO WITH MY LIFE AFTER IT'S FINISH? And to all of us who disappear one after the other on Saturday night to go watch it.
I also dedicate it to the people of Blogland: Star, Clover, Kallista, Thrust, Rim, Eden, Mel, Chloe, Miss.Cain, Val, V.P, Zaf, Kestrel, Mara, Nixon, Flame, Valice, Sparky, Becky, Sab, NJ and Robin.
I'M SORRY IF I MISSED ANYONE OFF I ONLY HAVE A LIST OF THE PEOPLE I'VE EVER SPOKEN TO! :(
You're all actually so amazing. It's true. I speak these amazing words of wisdom and I am always right, therefore you are all amazing. I always look forward to Blogland in my day and I appreciate it so much, because it puts a smile on my face, gets me into hysterics and makes me smile when I'm at school and my day is going slightly worse than planned and the only thing any of you could do better is to join my race of ninja aeroplanes and take over the world. *Nods*
Aww, thnx for the ded!
Its a good one
I felt like rambling. I feel crazy, therefore I shall ramble.
Simples:)
I mean I also kinda feel ill, but I've felt ill for the last few days BUT ILLNESS DOESN'T EFFECT ME BECAUSE I'M A NINJA AEROPLANE!
I hope u feel better soon
Thanks, Chloe, but I already do. I just feel sick sometimes AND THIS STUPID COLD and headaches, but they don't really count, because they always come to annoy me and then I use my ninjaness on them and then they get scared.
I have had kidney problems last week , I hate being ill round christmas
It's so weird, because I do get illnesses like flu and stuff and I have symptom of a fever like cold hands and hot everywhere else, but I can still go around a normal school day.
asdfghjkl I must be a ninja!
Oh, wait. I am. A ninja aeroplane. *nods*
Hope your kidneys start behaving, Chloe:(
EVERYONE ELSE HAS DISAPPEARED:(
Ive noticed
Thnx
hope u get better 2
I'm a ninja aeroplane, of course I'll get good:)
OMFG SHUT UP ARMS STOP BEING ALL ACHEY JUST BEING YOU SPENT NEARLY ALL THE AFTERNOON PLAYING VIOIN YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO COMPLAIN.
U play violin?
I used to play the flute and I will start to play guitar when I figure out how to tune it
*Nods* I got my distinction in Grade 6 like last week ANDIMNOTBEINGBIGHEADEDIMJUSTSOPROUDOFMYSELF:O
Ooo...I wanna learn guitar:)
Congrats on ur distinction :)
Danke:)
G2g - byebye
Byii
Im going my self
*laughs at first comment* And sfter that, I disappeared . . .
LOVE THE DED. :)
CONGRATS! I probably failed my exam. *nods*
Usually I can be ill and not tell anybody and go to school. Sometimes it's just too much and I can't deal with it. Usually that day is a school day, so i think I'll tell people I don't feel well the next day, but then the next day I feel a bit better so I just endure more school . . .
I used to be ill way more when I was little. Now I;m older I'm barely ever ill. Unless you count colds. I don't. Technically, they are a disease, but they're not serious. If I took time off school whenever I had a cold I'd have like70% attendance. XD
...Hello?
FOURS PEOPLE!
Sorry I wasn't here.
Hi people!
*throws Latin notebook into fireplace which I don't have*
*holds head and groans*
Hello, Kes
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Hiya, L.!
*points to above comment*
Ignore me.
How're you?
Sorry for being distant...
I'll live...You?
Gotta go... Merlin.
Probably not mate, sorry- sequels don't write themselves.
GCSEs revise themselves though?
Right??
HI KES! HI SCÁTH!
Sorry, I went to watch Merlin. I feel sorry for Ieni. Y'know, coz she adores Mordred. :(
There's this book I'm reading and one of the main characters has apparently got pyromania. O_O
Seeing it through her eyes though, pyromania is not something to joke about. It's a serious mental condition. Maybe we shouldn't laugh about it.
I was told by Em apparently im a pyromaniac! Im not....
I freak out!!!
A new story!
I love the end of the world! :D
Hey, I still have a dedication to write...
Can I ded, now?
I have a good idea for a ded, but I'll only ded if people /want/ to read my ded...
Eh ded Luce
YAY!
AND BEFORE I FORGET, SOMEONE REMIND ME TO SEND AROUND A GROUP E-MAIL ABOUT GGG!
K!
*paces*
where is the Golden God when you actually want to speak to hin?
Actually, I cannot be bothered to dedicate, right now. .-.
*laughs*
crazy Luce
You are a pyromaniac Zaf, the destruction of Ireland on several occasions using bombs is proof enough
I havent exploded Irelnd in MONTHS so I believe I got over it, now exploding you dear Em....Derek aint here. I think I should....
Do... and die.
You really wanna kill me?
*sends wave a shadows at Em*
She isn't a pyromaniac. Blowing up countries isn't setting fire to things.
Pyromania is an obsessive desire to set fire to things. Zaf, in real life, doesn't have it.
. . . Sorry. Reading a book about a girl labeled schizophrenic and stuck in a special house with a so-called pyromaniac and a guy with antisocial personality disorder (where you phsically cannot empathise with people) and these people with whatever else seems to make me defensive when people start joking about mental disorders. No offense.
I'm not joking about it...
My boyfriend has a mental disorder, I am diagnosed with depression which is a mental disorder.
It's just me having a joke with Zaf. I'm not joking about the actual disorder.
But I understand where your coming from Star.
*nods* I'm not trying to argue with you. I have joked about pyromania. I am just saying that we shouldn't. I have said it. Now I will stop saying it to not be annoying.
And now I feel like I am speaking like a robot. This is bad. I do not want to be a robot. Robots are evil. Being evil is bad. So robots are bad.
Where was I again?
Never mind. My book's freaky. O_O
I've decided I like it.
*nods at Em* I'm not saying you can't joke about Zaf having pyromania. I have joked about it before. And now I feel bad about it, because . . . yeah.
Ignore me. I'm being all depressing. D:
Actually, whatever, I probably offended somebody so you can moan at me if you want. I . . .
I'm just gonna stop speaking. I am weaving myself into a web of offendingness.
ALRIGHT. SHUTTING UP.
Humans are so crappy. Think about computers. Phones. Ipads. You can switch them off and you can put them to sleep.
Humans are the same, except our switching off is permanant. I.e. death.
But the computers can't switch themselves off. The higher beings that controll them (us) have to do it for them. And they can't go to sleep when they want to. They have to lie still and do nothing for a while.
Humans are exactly the same. ANd me no likely. I want to just switch myself off sometimes. Take a break. Stop this bloody THINKING.
How can I?
A. Fall asleep. Yeahhhh . . . I'm so likely to be able to just fall asleep, just like that, because I want to.
B. Commit suicide. UM, NO WAY. IF I COULD SWITCH MYSLEF BACK ON, THEN PROBABLY YES. BUT OUR SWITCHING OFF IS IRREVERSIBLE. ANOTHER STUPID DESIGN FAULT.
You see, humans made computers. But they made them to be controlled by us. Not by themselves. We made them to help us out. We don't care about them as people, we just care about them working so that they can help us.
Humans are like computers. The higher authority could be God. More likely someone else. BUT THEY AREN'T CRAZY. THEY DON'T MAKE SURE THEIR MACHINES ARE HAPPY. AND WE CAN'T BLAME THEM, BECAUSE DO I CARE WHEN I RUN MY COMPUTER BATTERY DOWN OR THROW MY PHONE ON THE FLOOR? NO. I JUST CARE THAT MY DEVICVE WILL BREAK AND STOP HELPING ME OUT.
Damn I thought i'd get to fight Emmy
Star, e-mail.
Yourheadisaturnip? *raises eyebrows* :)
Pfft im not actually iffended, Derek said I had issues and im touched in the head! He just dont know....not yet. If he was able to go to America *glares at HC* he'd figure out im the sane one.
*explodes an island*
Your head's a turnip. I've always hated turnips...
HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE ANDDDDDDD DB REFERENCE. C:
I think my mind is suffering from lack of imaginative situations. I'm not reading now nearly as much as I used to and maybe that's why I overreact whenever I come anywhere near a story.
I'M DYING OF BOOK DEPRIVATION!
NEEDAREADDDDDDD.
I want to devour every book there is. Darkest Powers and them books by Rachel Caine (I don't especially want to read her books, I'm just attracted to her name. I almost bought her books in Waterstones the other day simply because her surname was Caine. *laughs*)
AND I WANT TO REREAD THE IMMORTALS. BECAUSE I'M IN AN IMMORTALS MOOD.
And I want to read Rapture, possibly reread the whole Fallen series.
ANd finish reading Gone. I get to a goo dpart then I stop reading because I want to be a mood to appreciate the good part fully . . .
I DIDN'T WANT TO READ AT ALL FOR MOST OF TODAY! WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME?
Msd.
The lyrics are a lie!/The cake is also a lie! person spelt made wrong on their lyrics video. *scowls*
AND THEY KEEP MISSING OUT APOSTROPHES OUT!!!
21st is fast approaching.
The Fallen books get worse as they go on, I think. I didn't much like Rapture.
Im back! (again for the 3rd time today) :)
Hey Mel. I once spent 16 straight hours on blog. *shakes head* I don't even know. I spoke to myself for an hour
I once spent *gets hands out and counts fingers* 8 hrs here!
*MISSING APOSTROPHES
They have parts of a screen exactly like this, not kidding:
(I Think Im Losin' My Mind
I Think I'm Losin My Mind)
WHY SOME APOSTROPHES AND NOT OTHERS?!?
HI ROBIN! HI MELICA!
I'm such a grammar freak. XD
Yo Star!
I'm not too bothered about grammar to be honest. Meh.
I once spent 31 hours here without leaving!
*clearly has issues*
I'm a grammar freak too... It frustrates my English teacher that I'm better at spelling than her.
31? Well damn. I haven't even been awake for that long.
Yeah, I was awake for 39 hours before I passed out. I was waiting to see if Derek would come on, so... Yeah. He didn't come on, though.
That's rude.
Awww!!! If you guys were on over the summer you might remember my niece Taylor and my nephew Trevor. So they're coming up this Christmas. Both asked methis as i nearly died- Is the crazy writer guy gonna say hi to us?
I think I nearly died, they called Derek crazy! Wait til I read KOTW to Trevor
Awww haha! I think I did meet one of them.
Derek is crazy.
I thought he was normal. (Sarcasm used)
Hey I just tokd you part of what was said, I didnt go into much detail,
Trevor actually is excited to see my card from Derek. And he's gonna try to read KOTW though he's only learning to read....but hey, he likes reading. Ill end up reading it to him, I wanna see his reaction to Bisahalani, I never told him Derek fired me
Bisahalawhat? Fired? *frowns* Whut?
I wish my sisters would let me read the books to them... except one of them has already read the entire series and the other hates books, so...
Maybe I'll just read the book aloud to myself and give all the little gasps and shouts of "NO!" when something bad happens.
Robin from KOTW
Val- it all happened during a storm, all 6 books and TEOTW before they left, dont forget i went 3 days without wifi in New Jersey, heck I read the books those 3 days, Trevor got into it, Taylor kinda but she's 4 years old
I must reread that. The ending is all I remember. The plots blur together in my head.
He was the Grand....Mage....of...America
*growls out his title*
ANGRY BIRDS CARDS ARE THE BEST, OMG
I NEED TO MOVE THE THINGS ON MY WALL ABOUT, ACTUALLY...
Hello
Hiya Luce.
Dontworry, I got an entire wall of things Derek Blogspoke to me or i liked,
Oh and then on the shelf with my SP books is the card and Derek-lizard
WHENEVER SULT'S NAME APPEARED IN THE BOOK I ACCIDENTLY READ IT AS SLUT...
I wonder when "the 22nd" ends. When will Derek take the story down. I hope he gives us Americans some courtesy.
I HAVE TO GO, NOW
MIGHT BE BACK ON MY PHONE, BUT BYE FOR NOW! *hugs anyone that wants hugs*
Bye Luce!
I read KOTW, i well uhm I think I growled ALOT in chapter 3, think I muttered few things in Spanish too....
Inconsequential details. I don't remember them, regardless.
Zafira, the first time I read KOTW and they mentioned the Grand Mage's name, I could only think, "That's going to piss off Zaf..."
I also thought that.
It did....very much. HOW DARE HE FIRE ME!!!!
*fire in bakround*
derek...you evil evil man
I don't recall thinking anything but 'when is Derek going to prove me wrong'
Which I told him when I saw him.
I hope someone meets Dereksoon and gets me a video. I want to hear him tell them. His reaction to knowing Im pissed.
Should ask Em
LOL I doubt he'll be anywhere until a new book comes out :P
I can try to remember to tell him in April...
*spins in a circle*
Yes Val, will you get me a video?
I gtg eat be back after
I'll try
Val, do you think Derek ate a blogland muffin and robots are controlling his brain?
Not particularly.
Hello, people.
MOOSE!
*sighs*
You better get us SOMETHING.
Your going to meet him, walk, chat, and other stuff. This'll be more like Molly's meeting him, not some book signing.
Here for a couple of minutes make the most of it
hello.
HI NIX! *gives him a turtle*
Hi Nix!
*eats turtle*
Appreciated
Uh... Nix, that turtle was covered in poison...
Gotta go now. I'll try not to die
Bye!
what a well spent couple of minutes.
Bye Nix!
Bye Nix!
*mumbles about robots*
Hey Zath
Hi, Robin.
Like the profile picture :)
woaw, I just looked at your profile pic up close Zath. EPIC!
Thanks Thrust!
I'm going now, night
Bye Robin.
bye robin
Evening psychopaths...
*strains voice to sound the way i'd imagine Nye's*
Good eeveningssss
Lol I can actually hear Nye's voice lol
*high fives Thrust* epic man!
I love pretending to be Nye.
*smacks hand into wall to see if it'll stop burning*
What did you do now Val??
Nye's so cool.
Nothing major, Em. Just got some of my skin peeled off my hand in a bouncy house.
*smiles innocently while smacking hand into the wall some more*
Nye is freaky
I know my eating took longer, Dad asked me to get together what we're sending Derek. My book, the letter, and im drawing sonething xD
I think Nye is epic... to some degree.
So are you sending Derek a package??
I'm back, despite the fact that I never said I was leaving.
Yes we are Emmy. Want me to Skype you,
welcome.
*runs ino wall*
*fixes wall*
Hmmm
*explodes Em*
It's unfortunate that the 'add comment' buttonis allllllllll the way down the bottom.. either that, or I'm being very daft.
Anyway, I'llbe spendingthe day with my family, ina cramped car for eight hours driving down to Melbourne! I'm actually excited .
(No, really!)
It's unfortunate that the 'add comment' buttonis allllllllll the way down the bottom.. either that, or I'm being very daft.
Anyway, I'llbe spendingthe day with my family, ina cramped car for eight hours driving down to Melbourne! I'm actually excited .
(No, really!)
Oh. My. God. I just went to see The Hobbit.
This is the first time I have ever thought this.
The movie was better than the book.
interesting sev
Hate to be a party pooper, but the Mayans didn't say the world was going to end. They said an era was going to end. Similar to how our year ends. Sorry again.
But feel free to believe whatever you desire.
For all you foreigners, I'd just like to say that it's not 4 in the morning in America. It's 11:30.
But if the world WAS going to end, I'll tell you what my plan will be.
So, obviously, it will be centered about the return of some hideously ancient Thing.
CTHULHU!
Since Cthulhu will slaughter 1/3 of Mankind, mainly Those Who Do Not Bow, I would have to bow down before Him.
Of course he will have some minions, and those minions will be, of course, man-eating. I'd have to capture one and experiment until I found its weakness.
Once I'd found that, I'd be able to use it against them.
I'd then team up with a group of rebels that Did Not Bow. I'd have to survive through many Minion attacks, until we found where America stores their nuclear weaponry. Then, chaining the nuke to a large plane in a very badass manor, I'd fly the nuke to R'lyeh and crash directly into Cthulhu Himself, thus exploding him into a million little Cthulhus.
After that, Mankind will be able to kill the mini Cthulhus, and Mankind will take back the world. I will be marked down the Savior of Mankind, and will be worshipped as a deity for thousands of years.
>:)
I FEEL SO ALONE!!
*cries*
*nobody hears*
Forever Alone.
Cthulhu wouldn't hurt a fly! *hugs Cthulhu* He didn't mean it.
It's not the same time in this part of America, Reborn - it's only nearly 9 pm.
Eeeeeeeve! *hugs then hides*
Hey Guys!
Hey everyone!
And natrually everyone LEAVES as soon as I arrive...
No, I was editing my mini Skulduggery movie about Valkyrie and Tanith.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8n-UcENQIgc
Mini movie about Valkyrie and Tanith... Watch it!
(Crappy quality, I know, but it's still awesome.)
LOL val!! That is hilarious!!
Sorry.
Its probably not supposed to be funny.
BUT IT IS!!
:D
So jealous of your coat! WHERE DID YOU GET IT.
It's supposed to be funny :D
I got my coat last Christmas. I think it was from Forever 21 or something... It's awesome, though!
It is awesome.
I'll pretend I know Forever 21.... I guess its an american brand :P
Yeah, and not a very good brand, but they had a good coat there, so...
Ive been trying to find a 3/4 black coat for AGES. And I JUST CANT FIND ONE I LIKE.
I have, like, 5 of them... And then I have one or two short ones, like the one in your profile picture.
Just for the record, I have practically lost my voice at this point from laughing so hard at the audio books...
HI PEOPLE!
As soon as I saw the word Cthulhu, I thought 'Eve.' :)
*laughs at my name being at the top of the page*
Hello?
I like Saturdays much better than Sundays. On Sundays I'm always conscious that it's school tomorrow. :(
HI CAL!
Hm. That's a good point.
BUT GUESS WHO'S ON HOLIDAYS? Oh yes. So I don't even need to worry about that. c:
HEY STAR! How are you?
All that you want
Is to critisise
Something for nothing
And all that I want
Is forgiveness one more time
I know that all that we want
Is to feel inside
Some kind of comfort
And all that we've done
We can't hide
We'll be the best in the world!
Hey guys just saw you were online :)
*glares* I STILL HAVE ANOTHER WEEK! *cries*
I'M GOOD. You?
Hey Calidae!
Hmmph. I wish I could write poems.
Why? I hate poetry.
But then, thats just me...
HEY CAL!
How's you?
Goodo, bored as hell though - I love holidays, but theres never anything to DO.
I am relatively neutral in my attitude to poems.
I WANT TO WRITE STORIES. :)
*scowls* You really aren't making me feeling better about the fact I'm not on holidays yet . . .
BUT AT LEAST WE ENGLIMINIONS HAVE HALF TERMS. :)
*sings*
I only wanted the blessing made
Now I've been labelled a renegade
It seems so clear now what I must
You're no immortal, I won't let them
Deify you!
They view you as the new messiah!
Deify you!
Renew belief in some demented man . . .
Yes. I just lived in the uk for a year and a half, and I do miss half terms now that im back home...
You wanna know why
It seems the passion's died
We've all been living this lie
You wanna know why
My will's been fortified
You made me hunger again
Good luck sleeping tonight...
Hello.
Hey Mist.
What song/songs were they?
You walk on like a woman in suffering
Won't even bother now to tell me why
You come along, letting all of us savour the moment
Leaving me broken
Another time
You come on like a bloodstained hurricane
Leave me alone, let me be this time
You carry on like a holy man pushing redemption
I don't want to mention
The reason I know
That I am striken and can't let you go
The heart's cold, there's no hope and we know
That I am crippled by all that you've done
Into the abyss will I run
OKAY MAYBE I SHOULD STOP TYPING AND JUST LISTEN NOW.
The one Ink and I were just typing was Deify by Disturbed.
The one Ink's now singing is Stricken by Disturbed. Awesome song.
HEY ZATH!
Are you going to put an Easer egg on the picture or summat for Easter?
The first was . . . what was the first? *scrolls up* Just Stop. Then Deify. Then I think the next one's called Stricken.
ALl from the album Ten Thousand Fists by Disturbed . . . I'm listening to the album on Youtube . . .
AHAHAHA. I KNEW IT WAS STRICKEN.
Okay, I guessed from the word 'stricken.'
On YOUTUBE?!
Buy it!
And I may do something for Easter. Dunno.
Hey Mist!
Sorry, Internet crashed for a bit. I'm good, thanks, Star. JUST ENJOYING MY HOLIDAYS AND EVERYTHING.
Hey Cal!
*scowls because I'm still no on holidays*
HOLIDAYS YAY
Ah, Holidays....
Ah, Summer...
Ah, Christmas...
Okay. This is really confising.
When people say 'Cal,' do they mean me, or Calamity? I cant tell...
800
YAY! SOMEONE ELSE WHO ISN'T ON HOLIDAYS!
Buying it, Zath, is the eventual long-term plan. Like the Schlieffen Plan (is that how it's spelt?) but less stupid.
FROM HERE ONWARDS, Calamity is Cala and Calidae is Cali. Kay?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*turns to brother* What should I dedicate to?
Brother: Me.
Me: . . . No.
I always call Calamity 'Cal'.
Calidae, I call you Dark.
Meh. We'll work it out when it comes to it.
Works for me.
Okay. I dedicate to Bomberman Land Touch for being a very cool, addictive DS game. *looks at brother playing DS* And I'm well good at Bomberman Land Touch so HAH.
I also dedicate to the sun. Our nesarby star. Everybody says that life came from the seas, but noooo, it came from the sun. There would be no sea if there were no sun, it would be a frozen chunk of ice. Actually, we wouldn't even have a planet if not for a sun. A planwt is something that rotates around a star. We couldn't be a planet if not for the sun. We get heat from it, livfe from it . . . EVERYTHING. Plus sunlight is pretty. *looks out of window at grey, misty, wet day* Well, it is when it's there.
And I dedicate to Ten Thousand Fists. Coz it's an amazing album.
And I dedicate to my brother, because he is awesome really. And he asked me to. And he's really sweet about buying Christmas presents and stuff.. And he thinks I'm amazing at the DS. Coz I am. And yeah.
Anddddd . . . I dedicate to duvets and blankets. Because they are the epitome of cuddliess.
And I dedicate to people with mental disorders. May you get better soon. :(
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