Friday, December 14, 2012

The End Is Nigh

How are we all?

Are we all nervous? Terrified, even? Are we all dreading December 21st, the last day on Earth as predicted by the Mayans? Although, as Jon Stewart pointed out on The Daily Show, the Mayans haven't exactly got the best track record as far as predicting the end of civilisations go... to wit, the Mayans...

But I digress.

So how will you be spending the last day on Earth? Will you be surrounded by loved ones? Will you be sobbing into a tub of ice cream? Will you, in fact, forget all about the end of the world because you still haven't got your Christmas shopping done?

Or will you be reading a very special end-of-the-world short story as posted on this very Blog- a short story that will ONLY be available on the 21st and 22nd before being taken down-  in which Skulduggery and Valkyrie track down the cause of the world's destruction and do their very best to avert it? A short story called "The Button"?

Hmm? Is THAT what you'll be doing?


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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

First?

Robin Snowscar said...

The turnip returns XD

Melica Frost said...

1 pound fish , 1 pound fish very very good 1 pound fish...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I dedicate this page to meat buddies! Its a drawing of meat on sticks talking xD

Anonymous said...

Wait a minute...

The world is ending on the 21st! So how will it be up on the 21st AND the 22nd?

Robin Snowscar said...

Oh dear. I need to watch something else now.

Anonymous said...

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!


I haven't seen you in FOREVER!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I REMEMBER THE TASTE OF YOUR LIPSTICK
NOW YOU'RE TEARING UP MY HEART, TEARING UP MY HEART
TEARING MY HEAAAART!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I think Master Derek is ignoring us :(

Robin Snowscar said...

Hiya Kessie! I know my laptop blew up but I've been back ever since!!

Anonymous said...

We scare him.

Robin Snowscar said...

It's quarter to ten. He may not even be here, Zaf

Anonymous said...

Robin, I know you've been back, I just haven't talked to you.

Wait-blew up?!

Robin Snowscar said...

Yep. Smoke and sparks (like really happened)

But it lived.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

But....

* cries*

WHY?!?!?!

Melica Frost said...

Omg Lee Nelson is halarious :D hehehe

Maralie Lily Charm said...

It's 9:47pm actually.

Izz said...

I feel like I've jumped into the middle of a conversation whirlpool.

What can I say? I'm out of practice on this thing...

Who here is on Tumblr?

Anonymous said...

Robin, that is AWESOME!


Do any of you know good study techniques? I have to memorise a ridiculous amount of Latin by next week.

Anonymous said...

Hi Izz! I was, for exactly two days.

Melica Frost said...

latin? that sounds ... difficult...

Robin Snowscar said...

Well good show.

Actually, Maralie, it was 9:45 so quarter to ten when I posted it.

Luciana said...

Hmm...

I forgot I was even here.

Oops...

Sorry...

I'm stupid, sometimes...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I had a spanish midterm, i seear i got a 100 or 95

Anonymous said...

Hi L.!

Mel, insanely so. I hate it.

Robin Snowscar said...

Kessie - I had to sit and learn mine. Separated the sentences learnt the sentence. Memorized a word from the sentence and ta-da so no. You have to work.

Arcanine said...

You freaking bet on it I'm going to be reading that story! But, I was wandering whether the story will be up early enough for Australian minions to read it? You know with the timezones and stuff won't the world be ending here first? Otherwise I'm going to be working on that Friday but I get to have a sweet as work Christmas party that day too so between this short story and free alcohol I don't think the end of the world will be that bad for me! :)

Melica Frost said...

I hate social dancing but Im not going on a rant about my experiences today...

Robin Snowscar said...

I'm on tumblr Izz but it's a pure Divergent blog 'cause it's for my fb page

Izz said...

Two days? Well I guess it's not for everyone...
You kind of need to get in the fandom spirit.

Anonymous said...

gtg, bye!

Robin Snowscar said...

*spins in a circle*

Robin Snowscar said...

Later Kessie

Izz said...

I love Divergent! It's such an awesome set of books. and Veronica Roth says she's calling the last one Detergent until she finds a good name!
That makes me laugh.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Im excited. I really hope I can thank Derek if i catch him on the Blog

Izz said...

*waves at Kestrel*

Now what are we going to do about the things that aren't kestrels?

Maralie Lily Charm said...

BYE KESSIE.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Bye Kessie

*runs in circles*

Robin Snowscar said...

Me and Kessie and raven are bird buddies XD

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*runs*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*grins*

im Ameriminion!!!

Luciana said...

I best go...

I'm barely here, anyway...

Bye...

Robin Snowscar said...

Laters L

Robin Snowscar said...
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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Bye Luce!

Anonymous said...

IZZ, DOCTOR WHO DINOSAURS ON A SPACESHIP!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Christmas special.....cant wait.....

Melica Frost said...

ohh my god that was an epic episode of Doctor Who, but they all are... :D

Anonymous said...

I nearly died of laughter when I saw it.


The Christmas special will be the first one that I can watch as it airs, instead of on my laptop!

Robin Snowscar said...

*sits on the floor and covers ears*

*mumbles about doctor who*

Anonymous said...

You no likey?

Melica Frost said...

I watch them all as they air... because Im a jammy dodger :)

Izz said...

It's good to know that Whovians prevail in Blogland.

Anonymous said...

Mel, TARDIS self destruct button does not exist...

Izz said...

I recently bought all the dvds of the new episodes up to series six. I'm having an absolute ball.
Nine was a legend.

Izz said...

Also we must remember that The Doctor hasn't actually seen Oswin's face. So he wont know that Clara looks like her.

Anonymous said...

Oh yeah, true.


He's gonna have a tophat!

Melica Frost said...

I know the doctor eat it :)

Robin Snowscar said...

No I don't like Doctor Who. I have no idea what you're talking about. *blows bubbles*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

SQUISHY FACE!

Anonymous said...

EVIL FACE!

Melica Frost said...

I shall call him squishy and he shall be my squishy :D

Izz said...

at least he's actually in costume. Nine once wandered around 1869 in 2005 clothes.

And you know... Tophats are cool.

Anonymous said...

I wear a tophat now, tophats are cool.

Anonymous said...

gtg again, bye!

Izz said...

I shall call him Jawn and he shall be my Jawn.

Izz said...

Auf wiedersehen!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

BLOOOBY BLOP.

Clara is now my best friend.

We confirmed it on Facebook.

Tehe.

Robin Snowscar said...

*rolls around on the floor*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*stares*

on the news, 28 people dead most of them kids in elememtary school between ages 5-10. Guy came in shot 26 people 6 adults 20 kids, he is dead aling with abody in his own home,

Izz said...

I think we had best not let the fandom run away with us.
Do any of you actually believe that the world will end on the 21st?

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*kicks Robin* GET UPPPPP!!!

Melica Frost said...

Omg memories -


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWF86D_UNxc

Izz said...

Yeah I heard about that! he killed his dad then went to the school to kill his mum (who was a teacher at the school) and killed a bunch of kids too. I think the cops shot him.

Robin Snowscar said...

*whimpers* Why the violence? Violence is not nice.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Well....im in shock. Im freakin scared thats 2 and half hours from where i live

Izz said...

Well the guy is dead.

You know what's funny is that when people are afraid of people with guns they buy more guns to protect themselves.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

CAUSE I FEEL WEIRD. GET UP.

Unknown said...

I will defo be reading the button

Robin Snowscar said...

Nothing's gonna happen Zaf, you'll be fine.

Robin Snowscar said...

*sits on the floor defiantly* NO!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

It just...its pretty scary

Robin Snowscar said...

Yes, it is. I was freaked out when I found out and I live in England

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*screams* *has a tantrum* GET THE HELL UP!

Robin Snowscar said...

*lies down* I don't feel like it.

Melica Frost said...

its ok zaf, I know what you mean a pedo and a rapist live 2 streets away from me, the rapist was in jail for 6 yrs as he attempted to rape a girl at my primary school, but hes out now and also just last week a woman was murdered in her home and she lived 5 mins away from my school... Scotland I swear is a scary placed you never know when you will be stabbed...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I wonder if Derek knows....I mean his nieces are like what pretty close to the age? It makes me sick to think someone like that would kill innocent kids! The kids were looking forward to Christmas..

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*kicks Robin* Please. I need to take my anger out on something. Where is the nearest punchbag?

Izz said...

I guess so. But you know people can be stopped.
When we had all those Black Saturday bushfires down here we were all really freaked out. I remember watching a fire burning over on a hill a few kilometres away and eating a peanut butter sandwich. Everyone was panicking because if the wind blew in the wrong direction we'd be stuffed.

There was always smoke in the air too. The constant threat of the fires hung over us and we knew the only thing we could do was run.
We were just lucky the fires didn't come our way that year.

Robin Snowscar said...

Why Mara? I like the floor. *points to punchbag*

Izz said...

I don't want to try and drown out your fear. I'm just saying some things are more dangerous than others. The best thing you can do is be prepared for whatever might happen.

Robin Snowscar said...

*nods* You can't live your life afraid

Melica Frost said...

yeah,like I know how not to be stabbed ( we were taught in school) but its just preparing for the worst... not that the worst will happen but y'know...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Exactly. Look at 9/11. Who the hell expected? And Superstorm Sandy....

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Thank you.

*goes over and punches punchbag HARD*

*punchbag falls on ground and exploads*

*stalks over to Robin*

It broke.

Robin Snowscar said...

*shrugs* find another Maralie

People did predict 9/11 but who'd believe them?

Izz said...

And what are the odds that an unsinkable ship sunk?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*sighs*

denver....we all should know. Derek wrote a Blog post on it. Maybe he'll do the same, I mean yeah FANTASY violence is fun but REAL violence is not

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Gahhhhhh I feel weird.

9/11 was scary.

OH MY GOD. I hope my nana is okay... she lived near the place where Sandy hit :/

Izz said...

I hope I'm not the only one who is slightly looking forward to something apocalyptic happening on the 21st. It would make my life so much more interesting you know?

Robin Snowscar said...

I had a dream that there was lots of twisters and floods. *nods* You heard it here first.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I had a dream that the world exploaded but all the bloglandians met up to die together... O.o

Robin Snowscar said...

Good dream ^^ Was I there?

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Yes.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Maralie what state? I live where Sandy hit

Robin Snowscar said...

I need to go to bed, night!

Izz said...

Both those dreams are awesome.

I guess in a way we will all meet up because we'll be here reading the story.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I don't know. New York/Manhatten?

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Night Robin!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

New York....Manhatten was hit, but from what I understand I beleve they are ok.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Ohh. Okay. Thanks Zaf :)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

No problem,

I want to ask Derek something but I dunno how to word it

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Word it nicely :P

Maralie Lily Charm said...

OH MY GOD I'm fantastic. Word it nicely. FANTASTIC.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I know what I want but I feel weird asking

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Oh well. I always feel weird. EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS, Zaf.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

MY THOUGHTS ARE WITH THE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL IN CONNECTICUT D:

Izz said...

Because I don't live in America every time someone says 'elementary' I think of Sherlock...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

DEREK!! If..you arent like...busy, could you possibly make a post for those of us who may want to say something about the shooting? I dont think something like this needs to be in the insanity of regular Blogland chat :/

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Blergh!!! Zaffy feels like crap

Izz said...

No you did good. It was sincere and to the point.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I dunno if he'll see it...

And no my stomach hurts

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Yeah...

Unknown said...

sure, I got nothing better to do, besides laughing my head off when the end of the world doesn't happen

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hmmm boneless ribs or soup?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*laughs*

I will laugh

Izz said...

Whoa. I just checked my Tumblr Dashboard and there's already tributes up there for those shooting victims.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I admin a Hunger Games page, the two British admins said something and I did.

Izz said...

If we all get superpowers when the end of the world comes I want flying ok?
I have dibs on flying.
I want actual wings too. not just that superman sh*t. I want wings.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I want white and purple wings.

Izz said...

I want black and silver so I blend in with the night sky.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I want Necromancy. I will be searching for Derek in the after life so he can tell us the ending of SP

Izz said...

He'd probably just make it up on the spot and be like: "and then Britney Spears came and killed everyone. The end."

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I am a teleporter. And an elemental. And a special thing I made up called a Lighter.

Anonymous said...

Puts reminder alarms into every possible calendar app!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*laughs*

in the after life we'll all hunt Derek down. Poor guy he'd be scared, he'd meet his Ameriminions though!!!

Izz said...

Isn't he a black belt in karate though? Maybe WE should be scared?

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Kenpo Karate.

Izz said...

*nods*
I'm gonna have to go soon. My mum hates me on the computer all the time.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Well one guy against MANY Derek will not win

Unknown said...

I'll be taking finals. Then sobbing with a tub of ice cream because I failed them all.

Izz said...

Alright guys I'm off!
It's great to talk to you all! I hope I find time to get on here during the holidays and good luck for the end of the world!

Adios amigos!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Aduos mi amigo!

Unapplicable. said...

My friend suspects that all the electronics will short-circuit on that day.

Nixion Strange said...

I suspect this is finally the day the zombie apocolypse happens. I can't wait

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I doubt it

Nixion Strange said...

My respect for you just dropped down to 2%

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Not right

Drew O'Connor said...

Seriously this Mayan shite needs to stop, tis wrecking my head like there is no tomorrow...

Nixion Strange said...

You people really can't take a joke

Unknown said...

Hi people!

Drew O'Connor said...

Ah I took the joke and laughed at it when it all happened first but this is like the 3rd month into the joke Nix lol

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

...Amanda's brother scares me.

Unknown said...

Got my Christmas tree :D

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

"Sobbing into a tub of ice cream?"

I love how you know we all eat ice cream from the tub, Derek.


Bowls are so overrated.

Zathract Mist said...

YES, THAT IS WHAT I'LL BE DOING.

Anonymous said...

Bowls ARE overrated.


IT'S PAST MIDNIGHT IN AUSSIE, AND IRELAND, AND THE UK! THE BLOGLAND CHRISTLE MISTLE PARTY HAS OFFICIALLY STARTED!

*throws streamers*

tanithlowrocks said...

hey when are you making your next book i have read kingdom of the wicked and i am soooooo wanting the next book.... soo when does it come out???

Anonymous said...

Tanith, next year. September.

However, the "novelette" featuring Tanith is coming out MArch 28th.

Anonymous said...

*"novella"

Anonymous said...

Party people, party!

*runs around hanging up stockings*

Anonymous said...

*turns on Christmas music*

*goes off in search of flying reindeer*

I have had SOOOO much sugar.

Unknown said...

Ummm.... what party?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9q7mCumoLkY


The explanation as to why the world won't end.

Zathract Mist said...

The Blogland Christmas Party, Grief.

Goes all this weekend or something.

Unknown said...

Cool! G2G decorate my Christmas tree :D

I've been watching the Christmas episodes of shows. Phineas and Ferb, and Xmen: Evolution.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

OH MY GOD YES!!!!!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Wait think I can persuade Derek to join us?

*evil grin*

Unapplicable. said...

Probably, yeah.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*nods

Derek will join WONT HE? *glares at him*

Anonymous said...

AMITY! *hugs*

*finds reindeer*

*flies around*

Hi all!

Unapplicable. said...

Hi Trellis! *hugs back*

I'm afraid we won't give him a choice, Zaf. *smirks*

Anonymous said...

*kidnaps Derek*

Anonymous said...

Eurgh, profile pic issues...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*tackle hugs Derek and drags him into our party*

Anonymous said...

*notices that the lake is frozen*

AWESOME!

*goes ice-skating*

Anonymous said...

*skates in squares*

Anonymous said...

Anyone want to ice-skate?

*throws skates to everyone*

*Charlie Brown music starts playing*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*skates*

Anonymous said...

*skates circles around Zaf*

Anonymous said...

Google

"if you are what you eat, then is"
One of the results should be

"if you are what you eat then is Voldemort a unicorn?*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*attempts to skate* *falls on face and breaks the ice*

Anonymous said...

Agh!

*skates quickly off ice*

*sees Val sinking in freezing water*

Oh, hell...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*laughs*

lord, soneone stop me from killing someone irl

Anonymous said...

What happened?

*would tie Zaf up, but as Administrator that would probably be traitorous*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

A Minion who shall be nameless atm, is who i want DEAD

I sit there, she wants to freakin rolepkay with me. I tell her fine im battling. I battle the things and i planned to leave to go over, well she goes off screaming at me because i didnt go. So she logs off yelling : SORRY I CANT PLEASE YOU PRINCESS

Anonymous said...

You should have told her that the correct form of address is "Your Almighty Holiness"

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

xD i think im gonna

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*climbs out of the freezing water, shivering*

*uses elemental magic to refeeze it*

*warms self up by holding fire*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

See i dont often wish death on fellow Ameriminions but right now....i do

Anonymous said...

*tackles Val back onto ice*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*pushes Kes off and breaks the ice under her, then refreezes it with her underneath*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*watches Derek-lizard skate*

val your lizard can skate

(can human Derek skate?

Anonymous said...

*struggles to draw sword*

*breaks ice with sword8

*comes out, gasping*

Distant, practicing Latin.

Anonymous said...

My Golden God, I am AWFUL at this...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Really?

Anonymous said...

Yes. So damn hard...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Dang

Anonymous said...

Salvete, quid agis?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

What?!

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