How are we all?
Are we all nervous? Terrified, even? Are we all dreading December 21st, the last day on Earth as predicted by the Mayans? Although, as Jon Stewart pointed out on The Daily Show, the Mayans haven't exactly got the best track record as far as predicting the end of civilisations go... to wit, the Mayans...
But I digress.
So how will you be spending the last day on Earth? Will you be surrounded by loved ones? Will you be sobbing into a tub of ice cream? Will you, in fact, forget all about the end of the world because you still haven't got your Christmas shopping done?
Or will you be reading a very special end-of-the-world short story as posted on this very Blog- a short story that will ONLY be available on the 21st and 22nd before being taken down- in which Skulduggery and Valkyrie track down the cause of the world's destruction and do their very best to avert it? A short story called "The Button"?
Hmm? Is THAT what you'll be doing?
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Not yet, no. *eyes her suspiciously*
Gotta go.
Again.
Bye!
*Waves*
How are we all?
by Mist, hi Death.
Am good. Today was BOILING.
You?
Sorry, gotta go. Bye all :)
*flops down*
Christmas food shopping can be really boring and VERY long.
It's so weird that Christmas is warm there...
It snowed today here.
I WANNA SEE SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
It's weird cuz (nearly) every Christmas related stuff has snow on it.
And sometimes, cuz there's so much, I forget that it's summer here.
What's a girls name that starts with J?
Jorgia? Jessica? Jessie? Janie? Jane? Joe?
Is it working...?
YAY! My pic's working!
Thanks Death! That helps so much!
Cool!!!!!!
I just made a new post on my blog!!!! Can you check it out?
Death, check out my Jack Frost genderbend!
http://xaniawonder.deviantart.com/#/d5oo36u
http://rosesofdeaths.blogspot.com.au/2012/12/what-to-do-what-to-do.html?m=1
And that is epic!!!
OMG.
Death, you've GOT to write more of that!!
Thanks!!!
Do you want to be in it?
YESYESYESYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
If so, I'll need
Name
Age (any, how old you want to be featured)
Powers
Brief description
Good or bad
Name: Miss Cain.
Age: 12.
Powers/weapons: Necromancy (necklace), crossbow, two daggers.
Brief description: Aussie, golden/brown colour hair, blue/green eyes, wears blood red jacket, black shirt, pants and boots.
Good or bad: ...Freelance
Okay! Sweet!!!
Aussie RULE!!!
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!
OI OI OI!!
What state are you in?
W.A.
I'm Vic!
Sweet!!
Never been to Vic, though...
Nor have I been to W.A.
And Derek's been to both!!
Yay! I have a friend in Aus!!!!
*Sigh*
Shall be distant... Writing
Back.
Death, heaps of people live in Australia.
I live in Australia, so does Eve, and Nixion and Sparky.
Hi Zath!
Hi Miss! Nice festivity picture, by the way.
HELLO!!! I dunno you guys, but you like SP so I must like you too.
Hi Silver!
Thanks, Zath!
Hello!
Your guys' pictures... *sniggers*
Mine is good!!!
Also, Cain, it's up!!
Hi Moon!!
I am Death Rose! I am an adept with the ability to kill people with a glare and twist gravity!!
Yusssss.
*goes to check Death's blog*
Well, Death Rose, your picture is brilliant. I think that I am... probably Darquesse's airheaded sister, at the moment.
DEATH YOU LIKE ED SHEERAN!!!
Also, I am a hitman, spy and occasional kindergarten teacher
Yeah...
Why?
Because Ed Sheeran is THE FRICKIN' BESTEST!!!
*comes back from Death's blog*
*stays as far away from Death as possible*
Yeah!!!
Cain, it's okay!!!
*Holds out cookie*
Peace offering!
*clears throat*
I shall now introduce myself.
I'm Miss Cain. You can call me Miss, Missy, Cain or any other nickname you can think of.
I'm a Necromancer and I have a crossbow and two daggers. My Necromancy power is stored in my necklace.
*eyes cookie suspiciously*
*takes it*
*eats it*
Cain, you happen to kill a person very dear to my boss!
*Smiles and holds up a empty bag of rat poison*
Moon, would you like a cookie?
@Death Yeah!
@Miss Cools. I sometimes want to be a necromancer, but I wouldn't want to have to wear jewelry all the time. I lose it too easily. So, for now I'm just Darquesse's sister. I'll probably change to something else though. I've been a lot over the years.
Can I call you Alice?
*glares at Death*
*spits out full cookie*
HA! I didn't eat it! It was just sitting there in my mouth!
AND I don't even know who I kill!
*Laughs*
*Rips sticker off bag*
*Points to real label*
It's flour!!!!!! Not rat poison!!!!!
Well, that's good! You killed-
Nope, not gonna tell ya!
You guys is funny. Can I have a cookie? I'll take it even if it has rat poisoning...
*looks at cookie again*
*wraps it in foil*
*places it in jacket*
*Hands over large platter of giant cookies*
Gonna give it to Mr. Pleasant, Miss Cain?
*noms*
Na.
Mr. Pleasant can get his own cookies.
So. How we all doing.
*pulls out suspicious-looking binder*
http://xaniawonder.deviantart.com/#/d5oo6ev
Death, that might help to get an idea of what I look like.
I'm good.
What about yourself, Silver?
I'm just reading fanfictions.
Oh my god. TWO SILVERS?
IT'S MY NEW TWIN!! *gasps*
BTW, Kes, Mycroft is Mycroft Holmes.
We're twins now! Yay! Always wanted a twin...
Yay!! *reaches for high five* Dream came true!! XD
Hi Sep!
So THAT'S why when Silvermoon came on I thought:
Where have I seen another Silver before?
Wow. THAT was smooth right there. So smooth the Skulduggery'd be proud. XD
*sighs*
I've got to go.
My sister is forcing me to get off the computer and play Dance Central.
I'll be back!!
*disappears*
Well, I'm leaving now because it's two in the morning where I am... *wanders off to bed*
Where'd my comment go?
*Looks around*
COMMENT? WHERE ARE YOU??!!
Bye!!!
I shal go too!
Bye Miss and Moon and Death.
If anyone else comes between now and when I check back next, I'll be stupidly distant. I'm working on Battle For Blogland [finally] and it's painfully slow.
Yah.
What day is today??
*looks at calendar*
Oh it's the 20th! Cool, one more day until we die
*looks at calendar closely*
OH HELL IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
Happy birthday, Em!
I think I'm gonna do a DD special to celebrate... might even throw in Skulduggery for the craic!
Hmm...
I think I might go watch a movie or something.
Bye! And happy birthday again, Em!
And I'm now back.
HAPPY BIIIIIIIIIIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUUUUUU!!
HAPPY BIIIIIIIIIIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUUUUUU!!
HAPPY BIIIIIIIIIIIRTHDAAAAAAAAAAY DEAR EEEEEEEEEEEEEMERAAAAAAAAAAAALD!!!!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRTHDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*jazz hands*
1 hour and 1 minute until the world ends!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't know whether to be happy or scared!!!
Ahhhh yes, you're in a different time zone.
AND DEATH I LOVE YOUR STORY!!
But you probably know that.
OMG.
Just... LOL and true:
Scientist Dr Karl Kruszelnicki is an eternal optimist, and though he loves the doomsday hype, he just doesn't believe any of it.
"Are we doomed on the 21st of December? Yes, in the sense that there are only three shopping days left before Christmas, but no in the sense that the calendar will keep on going, the world will keep on spinning, and we're not going to be wiped out," he said.
"We will not be struck down by K-Pop or the zombie apocalypse or radioactive mutated dogs eating your guts out - none of those will happen."
Brb, dinner!
Less than a half hour!!!!!!
I wish to spend my last 17 minutes dressed as little red riding hood!!!!!!
Back!
Death, CHIIIIIIIIIIIIILL!
Did you not read the comment about K-Pop and three days left of Christmas shopping?
Yeah...
12 minutes!!!
I HAVE A FULL DAY!
Nit here, btw.
9 minutes left of life!!!
*Hugs imaginary Eden*
I'm scared!!!
Only got 8 minutes to save the world!
7!!!!!!
6!!!!!!
*laughs at a very distressed Death*
Hi Kessie!
You'd better get cracking then.
I HAVE A TWIN! I'm so happy...
5 minutes until the end of the world!!!!!!
*Hugs imaginary Eden tighter*
*Whispers*
4
What is the time over there?
Only got 3 minutes to save the world... This'll be close!!!!
It's 8:57 over here. PM.
*is on the floor, rolling around laughing and trying to breathe*
2 minutes left!
Just posted about it! myuselessblogranting.blogspot.com
How ironic... My sister and I are both on our iPods!
The end of the world and we aren't kissing our families goodbye!!
2 miniutes left!!!!!
Brb...
Zath!!!
Less than a minute!!!!
No!!!!
1 MINUTE!
ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WTH Seriously, though, I'm still alive.
B...BR...BRAINS!
THE END OF THE WORLD HAS (not) COME!
The end of the world needs to have more manners and show up on time.
*Moans*
BRAINS!
Um.
Anyways, tomorrow we get the new story! YES!
*Shuffles in Sliver and Cain's direction*
BRAINS!!!! ME NEED BRAINS!!!!
You know somebody's a zombie when they start calling you Sliver.
*grabs pistol and shoots Zombie-Death in the head*
*Moans*
*Reaches for Cain*
You can't kill zombies like that, DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING? *sobs*
*Contiues walking*
BRAINS!!!!!!*
I thought you were shuffling.
*Walks/shuffles towards Sliver after realizing there are no brains to eat in Cain's head*
Silver, yes you damn well do.
The Walking Dead, Left 4 Dead 2, Dead Island & SP. Destroy the goddamned brain.
Sliver? REALLY?
You should get Scapegrace to join your zombie army.
*Shuffles after a stronger scent of brains*
*Heads after Zath*
YOU PLAY LEFT 4 DEAD 2? I love that game so much!!!
(but in real life, seriously, don't shoot zombies.)
(That was very stupid. IN REAL LIFE, don't shoot ZOMBIES. I think Death must've eaten my brain already.)
*Moans and tries to bite Zath*
Actually, wait... you destroy the brain, but you can't do it with a gun. I think. I mean, in non video game sense.
*whacks Death with a fist and lights her on fire*
YES. I LOVE L4D2! I play it with Sparky through Steam!
Yay, another L4D player!
Death, how do I destroy your brain?
Fire normally works, actually.
*Shuffles into lake*
*Walks out and goes after Zath again with new frenzy*
*Tries to bite Zath again*
BRAINS!!!!!!!!
Guns actually work. You just have to shoot a lot at their heads.
*sighs and severs Death's head with knives*
*stomps on it and kicks it into the lake*
You and Scapegrace. Two of a kind.
*Runs away and Thrasher catches head*
*Head smiles*
BRAINS!!!!
*Head gets sown back on by Doctor Nye*
Nye ~ And now you aren't a zombie! I hate those critters... Had one come in once, that got interesting...
Oh my god...
I don't know, I think normally the damaged part of the brain just grows back.
*Rubs head*
It feels like I was shot there!!! What happened?! And why do I crave the taste of flesh?
*hums The End Of The World songs by different artists*
Um... it's a long story, Death.
I love L4D2. It's the best video game EVER.
Long? It's been 20 minutes max!!
*Sighs*
I'm going to play CoD for a bit, get in the mood...
Not the best, but close to!
Nah, stuff that!!!!
*Reads previous comments*
Uh... Sorry Zath... About... Y'know... Trying to eat you... It wasn't personal! I swear!!
DEATH!!
YOU WERE A ZOMBIE BUT YOU'RE NOT NOW!! AND THE WORLD HASN'T ENDED!!
A happy ending!!
*group hug*
Back, also...
*Tries not to go near Zath*
I don't think a hug is a good idea... I'm still craving flesh...
*Starts eating arm*
S'fine, Death.
Hi Miss! Happy-Non-Apocalypse(Unfortunately...) Day!
I thought you said hat next time you left, you'd tell us how long your little trip would be!!!!
And the world does not end!!! Just a few outbreaks of Zombieism!
Well, Zath, I'd take that as a compliment! You saved Silver from being eaten with your brain!
I love how you all assume that the end of the world is right after the day begins. We still have plenty of time before the 21st ends.
SHUSH, KES.
And for me it's 8:30 in the morning on the 20th, so...
Well, I forgot about that, Death...
An apocalypse WOULD be fun...
...As long as it was only for the days from now up to 11:59pm Christmas Eve because I want my Christmas.
I will not shush!
Also, I'm betting that we're all going to survive the 21st and the world will end on the 22nd, because it would be completely typical.
It shall be the 21st here in...
...2 and a half hours!!
Boom!
15 and a half!
I need to kill someone. My DAD was just playing Boyfriend. Why does he even own it? And why the hell was he playing it? He has GOOD MUSIC TASTE! The world IS ending!
...Your DAD?!...
My dad.
And last night he was playing Black Sabbath, and about 20 minutes ago it was Johnny Cash, and yesterday morning it was Jimmy Hendricks.
WHAT HAS IT COME TO?!
Well, I am going to hope like hell that I do not- BRAINS!!! *Cough* turn into a zombie again!!!
*Still chewing on arm*
(Not complaining about Black Sabbath, Jimmy Hendricks of Johhny Cash. Love 'em all. I'm just so confused...)
No...no...Now it's We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together. Kill. Me. Now.
The world is ending Kes...
*raises an eyebrow*
Are you accusing Black Sabbath and Jimmy Hendrix are BAD?!
gtg, bye!
*of being
We-e are never, ever, ever... GETTING BACK TOGETHER!!!!
Mist, no, I was proving that he had good music taste, and now he's playing...this.
My bed covers are upside down...
*joins in with Death*
WE-E ARE NEVER EVER EVERRRRR GETTING BAAACK TOGETHERRRR!!!
And why is none of that good music taste?
Sabbath and Hendrix are brilliant.
*Grabs Cain's hands and dances*
And I used to say, that we, we're forever-ever-ever, and I used to say, never say never...
Zath, don't forget to ded!!!
Sorry. I took a closer look at what you said earlier. I'm an idiot. Never mind!
Ded... Uh...
I dedicate this page to all the zombie movies and games out there.
Especially BOY EATS GIRL and BURIED ALIVE.
I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE WHEN YOU WALKED IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
SHAME ON ME NOW-
Wait, wrong song...
*Grins*
I hope master Derek sees that! He shall be awfully impressed!!!
*nods*
Good ded, Zath!
*hums Get Out Alive*
That is still a good one!!
Do you know Hey Stephen?
Gotta go, bye!
Bye Mist! Have a nice morning!!!!
Bye Zath!
Okay, this zombie needs four hours of rest! Then she will come back on and eat some more brains!!!
BYE!!!
*Waves*
Bye Death/zombie!
I will read that story!! And eventhough I don't believe in it, I am a bit nervous!! What if it is true? Oh well... What happens happens! :)
Hi Ash!
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