And it will come down at midnight, Irish time, on the 22nd...
And it has now been taken down... only to reappear in the Skulduggery Pleasant Collection of short stories and novellas, available... um... some time in the spring of 2014...
Friday, December 21, 2012
The Button
This story- which I had intended to be REALLY REALLY short and funny and quirky- eventually became a little longer. And a lot less funny. But this is it.
And it will come down at midnight, Irish time, on the 22nd...
And it has now been taken down... only to reappear in the Skulduggery Pleasant Collection of short stories and novellas, available... um... some time in the spring of 2014...
And it will come down at midnight, Irish time, on the 22nd...
And it has now been taken down... only to reappear in the Skulduggery Pleasant Collection of short stories and novellas, available... um... some time in the spring of 2014...
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DEREK LANDY! TELL US!
I SAY DEREK, YOU SAY LANDY,
DEREK!
(landy)
DEREK!
(landy)
DEREK COME ON EM'S ENGAGED!
Nah i wont......
*glares at Derek*
LEREK DANDY
DEREK!!!!
DEREK COME ON.
DEREK?! *puppy dog eyes*
DEREK LANDY PUT DOWN YOUR ACTION FIGURES!!!!!
LANDY!
LANDY!
WHEN YOU COME WE'LL SHUT UP!
DEREK!
DEREK!
WHEN YOU COME WE'LL SERVE YOU CAKE IN A CUP!
lol Zaf :)
DEREK!!
You cant ignore us forever.
*cries*
Derek, Derek, our master
Please come online faster
If you don't I will cry
And those tears will never dry
Derek, Derek, please come on
And I will give you a bon bon
^^^ To the tune of Twinkle Twinkle :D
Derek, we have VAAAAALSNAAAACKS
*prepares cake mix*
Should I make it drinkable?
Derek, do you like my song? *puppy dog eyes*
DEREK WE MINIONS LOVE YOU SOOO MUCH THAT WE ASK YOU CELEBRATE
Eeew thrust!
He cant ignore us forever.and its only 7 mins to midnight in ireland.
No its an hour til midnight about
No... it's an hour and 5 minutes to midnight here... IN IRELAND.
1 hour 5 mins...
CONGRATS EM!!!!!!!!!!
And now I'm going to sleep. Night!
Yeah, just looked it up and realised that....
Night Star! :P
night star :)
I think Derek ignored us, he's playing dolls with baby dolls
or he's just not on yet. He probably will be closer to (ireland) midnight
Zaf - Yup. Basically.
He must play dolls.
Ooh, before I go, if any of you see any Aussies, tell them Ink/Star/Whatever-my-name-is wants them to STAY ON THE BLOG until I wake up? Please? Coz I never, like, see anyone. *cries*
At least I see MORE of the Amerinions. :( Evil Aussies.
Im NZ.... thats close-ish....
all these comments will be gone then.
Actually, I'll stay here, coz you're all so nice . . . :)
*remembers* Zaf, you already picked, but everyone else: I'm sewing everyone's names onto thie thing, which colour thread do you want? Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, black, grey, white or pink?
*this
Or purple?
Hehehe
So have I got a long list of bridemaids, guests, and so on now lol??
Oooh, can I have purple?? :)
Hi again Emerald! :)
what colour is the background thing Star?
Guys, I have to go to bed now :( If Derek comes on, please please please tell him Mara said hi! :D
Love you!!
~ Mara x
Bagsie Bridesmaid Em! lol :)
Guest at least.
aww bye mara :(
Bye mara :)
Ink? Whats the colour of the main thing?
For those who ship Holtemis: the initals Holly and Artemis's first names repeated make evil laughter. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Or AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, which could either be evil laughter or someone crazy having an extreme 'Aha!' moment . . .
Sorry, Artemis Fowlness. :)
I HATE THIS COUGHING. D:
Derek better get invited xD
Um. Creamy whitish?
My first purplist. :)
FOURS MARA!
Im that case, I'll go black please :)
Derek Landy. I has come to THE END of KOTW.
My first blackist, too! :)
DEREK!!!!!
I reckon I originally have minimally enough for three people to do red, three to do orange, four to do yellow, four to do green, six to do blue, four to do black, two to do white, one to do grey, two to do purple, and four to do pink.
Now people have picked colours, then left I have two for red, one for orange, four for yellow, three for green, four for blue, three for black, teo for ehite, one for grey, one for purple, and four for pink.
And that means that one person's picked red, two orange, one green, two blue, one black, and one purple.
*frowns* I just like doing these calculations. As mentioned before, I'm odd like that.
Colour, Thrust?
Ink, im writing a story, the main characers being as many blog-landians as I can get.....
can I PLEEEEASE use you?
Of course, you have every right to say no.
You can use me!!!?
I added a question mark so it didn't seem like a command...
Oops, I'm signed in under the wrong name... It's Mythology.
yes thanks!!!! As many people as I can get....
back soon guys breaking for lunch :)
half an hour.
Maybe Derek will make a NEW post...!
OMG 35 MINUTES UNTIL THE POST COMES DOWN D':
Blue eyes, light brown hair. My weapon would be a sword. Erm. I'm an adept and last time I made an OC I har ink powers. I can sense ink, manifest ink, move ink, and transform into ink. So, if there's ink in a room, I'll sense where it is; moving ink is obvious; I can, like shoot ink out of my hands; and when I turn into ink I literally turn into a puddle of ink on the floor. I can move slightly as a puddle of ink. Not much. I could shift slowly to the left, for example. Also, say I broke my arm - if I turned into ink, I would no longer be in pain, but when I turn back into human, hello painful broken arm. And I'm fourteen. Anything else?
Please don't push him to make an engagement post lads please lol
Thanks for idea!
DEREK YOU SHOULD MAKE AN ENGAGEMENT POST FOR THEM :)
OOH! WHAT A BRILLIANT IDEA! THANKS, EM! *evil smile*
*whispers* Colour?
Actually, how big and how heavy are flamethrowers?
*starts chanting*
ENGAGEMNET POST!!!
ENGAGEMENT POST!!!
ENGAGMENT POST!
ENGAGEMENT POST!
ENGAGEMENT POST!
ENGAGEMENT POST!
ENGAGEMENT POST!
ENGAGEMENT POST!
Awww you should Derek!
yeah Derek you should!
12 minutes
all of our jolly, and awesome conversations of the last two days will just *poof* and dissapear :(
I know Derek is so cruel
*cries* I can't bear the thought of the comments disappearing. The Inmortals, my infernal coughing, thread colour . . . All gone . . . :(
How DARE he how dare Landy do this
yup all... gone *sobs*
*Immortals
Me praising mehness. It might have been on the other post, but: kiss, kill, marry.
All gone. *sighs*
Why is Derek doing this?
And my infernal coughing . . .
Oh, I'm sorry, did I already mention that? Sorry, the coughing is making me loose track. *glares*
BECAUSE ICE CREAM. D:
*sobs*
what will the new post be? He'll make one hopefully
*lose
star all of the times you have coughed and told us will be gone in 3 minutes...
Derek is just mean
we cant revert back to older posts it defies physics
is it just me or is anyone elses heart pounding?
It dies!!!!!! GOD DAMN YOU LANDY
Mine is
ohh good I thought I was being over sensitive
1 minute
Im back hello
*BOOM*
Shouldnt the story be down by now??
*cries* BUT THERE HAS TO BE A RECORD OF MY COUGHING! SO PEOPLE CAN APPRECIATW HOW IRRITATING IT IS!
Although meh, I only start saying it when it gets to a bad coughing-every-minute stage. XD
Or more to the point, right now?
*coughs*
...
Our comments arent dead.
its midnight though... DUN DUN DUNNNN
Or right one minute ago? *glares*
its 1 minute past! were all still alive (technically)
two mins past by my clock, now...
Erm.
This is, uh, unforeseen.
yeah me too
I keep expecting a message to pop up saying 'this post has been deleted' every time I refresh the page or go to post a comment like this one
why would he tell us our comments were going to dissapear and then not do it? thats just cruel...
MEH.
Well, That was Anti-Climatic...
MEH INDEED.
'~'
do you think he ... forgot?
Or he fell asleep. Maybe his face is smooshed on the keyboard infront of him, and hes snoring.....
I feel so loved.
thats cruell, we are all dying here waiting for the unspeakable to happen and then nothing does :L
Derek ZZZZZZZ
its like the titanic wobbling and then not sinking MEH.
Such a build up. For nothing.
my brain is hyperactive now all thanks to derek and now it will be hard for me to get to sleep
. . . Maybe he was intending to stay up to delete the post but he, like, fell asleep.
Whilst watching a movie.
No, whilst eating his dinner. Head in the spagetti bolognaise, yeah.
NOOOOOO whilst at his computer! *laughs* KEYBOARD FACE!
I miss Lynxia.
Thats what I said!!!!
:D
Wheres Lynxia...?
He so is doing this on purpose
NOT FUNNY LANDY!!!!!
:(
And Cali said it first. Bad Cali. :P
Hey, has anyone heard from Adra recently?
Where's this stuff Derek said?
He's probably watching these comments, laughing his head off....
Fawkes - what do you mean?
Lynxia's laptop broke so she doesn't come on much anymore . . .
But she and me once had a great laugh about keyboard faces at Nix's expense. *grins*
. . . I miss Lynxia . . .
well if he is then I think we should hunt him down because this much emotion inside of me is worst than any nightmare I have ever had and its just NOT COOL MAN.
God damned mother freaker
:(
Me too.
But I thought she just didnt come on much.... I didnt know there was a REASON.
I feel cheated, Derek. CHEATED!
this isnt cool at all because I need to be at a church hall in 9 and a half hours bright eyed and bushy tailed ready to play jolly christmas songs on guitar and then THIS HAPPENS.
...you have a tail??
HI FLAME! *tacklehugs*
HE PROBABLY DIDN'T FALL ASLEEP, HE'S PROBABLY LAUGHING HIS HEAD OFF. AND THEN HIS HEAD US GOING BOUNCING ACROSD THE ROOM. THEN IT BOUNCES INTO THE SPAG BOL. SO HE STILL GETS DINNER ON HIS FACE. *nods*
STOP MESSING JUST TAKE IT DOWN OR SOMETHING LANDY STOP BEING A RIGHT BASTARD
y'know its an expression but NOT COOL. I RARELY GO TO CHURCH AND THE ONE TIME I DO I CANT GET TO SLEEP BECAUSE OF AN IRISHMAN.
*vaguely wondere if we'll go to church tomorrow* Maybe not. Coz we'll go twice later on this week, for Christmas Eve and Christmas Day.
2 days 'till Christmas :D
*pokes post to see if it's really still there* *frowns when it is*
Im about to lose what my family refers to as my 'scottish temper' and you dont want to be around when that happens, trust me
Yes, Val. We feel cheated, annoyed and confused.
well anyway Im going to sleep so bye! (and if derek comes on tell him that theres a very angry 14 yr old scottish girl that wants to have a word with him.)
bye mel!
Why would you want him to take it down?
*looks at the clock* *facepalm*
I feel stupid.
this is ANNOYING, Derek!
Why have we not been vanquished? Not that most of us are vanquishable or anything.
DEREK FOR THE LOVE OF SKULDUGGERY
KEYBOARD FACE?!
*gets ready to kill*
He forgot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ca4ty7tz9x0
:D
theres a song at the end too
DEREK. HONESTLY.
Wow. We are an indecisive bunch aren't we??
Okay we've all established that it has stayed up...
So lets move on and be happy that all our comments haven't gone poof! :D
THATS IT!!!!
*explodes Ireland*
Em! So happy for you!!!!!!!!! *long distance hugzzzz*
I, have also been proposed to recently. It was a proposal to have an electronic panda assassinated. I politely declined, but luckily I got the man's business card.
Good plan Em. I'll stop being annoyed that all the build up was for NOTHING.
Moving on.
ZAF!!! AAARGH!!! YOU EXPLODED IRELAND! I WILL KILL YOU!!!! * leaps onto Zaf and punches with bananas *
*kills Cali*
Hey Eve! DIE ALREADY ZAF!!!!!
Thanks Eve *hugs*
*high fives Calidae*
Bananas... classic!
* comes back to life * ZAF! YOU KILLED ME!!!
* Kills Zaf and throws body off cliff *
Phoebe, use PURPLE bananas!
Eve. You know my name.
HOW.
Oh, just remembered, you knew me before I became Calidae....
:D
*comes back to life*
He's writing a post right now.
I know it
:P hope so thrust!
Though, it is a teeny tiny bit unlikely. It is sort of MIDNIGHT and stuff.
We all thought this post was going to poof, too, didn't we?
Maybe Derek had pity.
Phoebe. You know my name.
HOW.
Oh that's right! You knew me before I left the blog and destroyed all evidence that I was here... :D
Wow. This is exactly what happened with the end of the world.
Omigodomigod it's going to happen sooooon!!!!
....
Three, two, one...!!!
*nothing happens*
That is depressingly accurate, Eve.
God there seems to be a lot of you on here tonight...
Anything special happening??
CHASE!
CONGRATS!!!
Anything special happening, other than this post supposed to be GONE 47 mins ago and YOU GETTING ENGAGED? No.
Oh yeah the whole engagement thing lol
I'm only messing ;)
Thanks very much!
Ow. I feel an INCREDIBLE urge to swear right now.
I just hit my shin and took a chunk out of my toe on these rough stone steps outside.
OWWWW.
This page was deded to you and Em even :P
OH! first. wasnt expecting that.
Well, in that case, I ded this shouldn't-even-be-here page TO...
Derek's head in a plate of Spaghetti, purple bananas, and Em & Chase :)
You've stuck by Em through tough times Chase, and I was about to re-write roughly the same ded as the LAST page, but thought better of it.
Anyway, congrats.
Oh, and I ded to IRELAND NOT GETTING EXPLODED.
that... is an ironic first post.
Yes. I wasnt expecting it.
And then I kinda had to re-ded THIS page to them again, just cause of that....
AAARGH! XMAS IS 2 DAYS AWAY and I STILL need to to some frantic last minute presents.
Anyway, g2g everyone bye!
z ya
Hey every one!
i keep on coming on and off....
*looks around* anyone here??
No, I'm dead.
*explodes Ireland*
dont ever jinx it
Oh... HI!
just finished watching Merlin....
now I need the next episode to come out.... or I will explode along with Ireland...
I cant believe it. Derek drove me to this. I cleared my entire eating cycle for the post yet he didnt do amything
Zaf, stop blowing up Ireland!
I need it to be there in April so I can meet Derek!
Im trying to get him to realise how ticked i is
DEREK!!!!!!!! TALK!!!!!
Zaf, I don't think there's anything that we can do...
it's 1am there...
*dies*
i blew up Ireland thinking the whole post would be gone...DAMN IT ZAFFY
HE TOOK THE SHORT STORY DOWN!!!!!!
*is seething*
if only he forgotten or mysteriously lost Internet connection...
oh....
DEREK!!!!! COME ON!!!!!!!!!
DEREK! COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMME!
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