And it will come down at midnight, Irish time, on the 22nd...
And it has now been taken down... only to reappear in the Skulduggery Pleasant Collection of short stories and novellas, available... um... some time in the spring of 2014...
Friday, December 21, 2012
The Button
This story- which I had intended to be REALLY REALLY short and funny and quirky- eventually became a little longer. And a lot less funny. But this is it.
And it will come down at midnight, Irish time, on the 22nd...
And it has now been taken down... only to reappear in the Skulduggery Pleasant Collection of short stories and novellas, available... um... some time in the spring of 2014...
And it will come down at midnight, Irish time, on the 22nd...
And it has now been taken down... only to reappear in the Skulduggery Pleasant Collection of short stories and novellas, available... um... some time in the spring of 2014...
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No one can hear you.
I is fine.
Hi Flame! How be-eth thou?
"How art thou" is the traditional form
But whatever.
Tanith, I know, I usually use "How be you", but Nix attacked me for reasons regarding it.
Besides, be-eth is more fun to say/type.
Do any of you take Latin?
Ah. What ever floats your boat (or sinks it if you're like dean).
I don't own a boat. :(
I take French and Egyptian Hieroglyphics, but nope.
Neither do I. I had one, but dean sunk it. He likes that.
I take french and Im pretty good at english hehehe :D
Ok fine I didn't, but if I had, he would have.
Egyptian, that is COOL!
Dammit. I am AWFUL at Latin...
Ah, moi aussi
Thanks. I can't actually speak it, but I can write about overseers lords and offerings to the Egyptian gods.
you take egyptian hieroglyphs????? That sounds so awesome!
I have a found an error in my Latin review lesson.
It says: Adjectives agree in gender, number, and case, but necessarily in ending. This is which Golden Rule?
It's SUPPOSED to say:Adjectives agree in gender, number, and case, but NOT necessarily in ending. This is which Golden Rule?
This mom at my school was like 'you're pronouncing it wrong' and I'm like 'Ancient Egyptians didn't use vowels in their writing, so you can't be sure either' she responded that everything is a guess even science, and I walked away and left her to sidetrack the discussion by herself.
Yeah it rocks. Part of an archaeology course.
Well, Latin has no actual correct pronunciation besides the fact that there are no silent letters.
I have no idea which golden rule it is.
'S The Third Declension one, even though it's true for all Five Declensions, but they left out the NOT!
Ah. Hiero has extra letters that sound like
A cross between d and j
A gargle
They don't use the letter l
3 variations of h
Symbols that mean 2 or 3 different letters
Symbols that mean that it's a name or place...
It's complicated.
haha! typos are really fun to find :P
Oh.
Gtg leaving zone with wifi bye
There are no words in Latin beginning with X, Y, or Z, and V is pronounced like a W.(Either that or W is pronounced like V.)
Bye Tanith!
Bye Tanith
I am so confused right now...
Bye Tanith!
hehe eatin Hershey's Kisses...
YUMMY! :D
Who are Sirens?
A)feminae et aves(It's this one)
B)Amicae Ulixis(This means Odysseus's friends, which is amusing to me that it would even be a choice)
C)Saxa
*steals Hershey Kisses*
NO!! *Takes them back*
How do you think you would pronounce Aeaea?
*thors them in volcano*
Burn, baby, BURN!
*throws
*watches sadly as they fall into the fiery pit of lava and doom...*
*Hershey Kisses get eaten by the volcano shark*
*Pulls out another bag of Kisses*
*Hides behind a tree and eats*
*throws THEM into volcano as well*
*Clementine flies up and catches them before they fall into volcano*
Thanks Clementine!
Clementine, the HORSE, can fly?
Seriously though, how do you think you would pronounce Aeaea?
*appears again* what the heck is happening?
Kessie, She's a PONY not a HORSE and YES she can fly ^_^
I think it would be like Ayayah
Like, eye-ay-ah?
That's what I thought, but who would call an ISLAND that?
Haha I don't know what Ancient Latin people do...
Ancient Roman.
Weirdoes.
Im just writing sorry if i poif
OMIGOD!
Merlin Comes out today!!!! :D :D
Jubi,so about four or five of you will all disappear at the same time?
Gtg for lunch, bbs
Loo they will xD
Kessie, Well I have to wait about an hour after everyone else leaves since it comes out in the UK n then an hour later online in the US.....
it's annoying...
n bye!
Im on though
Hi Zaf!
Hola!
Oh my god my niece never saw snow!!! We getting a lot of snow this week so she'll see snow finally
Awww lucky!
We haven't gotten any snow over here yet....
STUPID GLOBAL WARMING
It always snows in my part of America. Only winter though, I think Derek doesnt go here because of the snow
*laughs*
last time Trevor was up Derek told him being the Death Bringer wasn't a bad thing! Then Taylor was called odd xD
hey hey guys I just did another blog post so could you check it out please? PWEESE?!? thanks :)
http://awesomesocks14.blogspot.co.uk/
haha!
What part of America do you live in (not to sound like a creeper... :P)?
Pennsylvania its on the east coast we were hit by Hurtican Sandy but i did not lose power most happened was a tree snap
I've been to Pennsylvania :)
I'm in Maryland. We didn't get hit that hard by the Hurricane... It was just really really windy... :P
*hums*
GAH! i jst choked on an apple....
*cough cough*
Aaah!
I'm still alive.... YAY!
Goin' Christmas tree shopping...
yes... I know it's late..
BYE!
Yay! Awesome story <3
Mmm homemade cookies mmm peanutbutter ones then chocolate chip ones
peanutbutter? Ive never tried that :)
*curls into a ball and shivers*
I'm freezing. And sick.
*glowers*
I hate when that happens.
aww why ? do you not feel well?
Its cold here too
its baltic here and pitch black
MWAHAHA!! I GOT A CHRISTMAS TREE! AT LAST!!
it smells like oranges... :)
Hello madmen-and-women.
Hey Cali!
Aah im reading the sequel to Nightjohn its called Sarny, oh my god I never knew
*shudders again*
Hey Val! Hey Zaf! Hey Glee!
wbd...
WATCIN MERLIN! :D
finally!!
LUCKY
while I was in england I got addiccted to Merlin.
I dont think they show it in NZ though.... or if they do, I dont know about it.
NO FAIR.
TIS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY
Tra la la la la
la la la la
Cali, If you go onto ty-links.com, you can watch it for free :)
will do :D
CALI it's FA. Not TRA. COME ON NOW. You can't be in the Blogland Choir if you don't know the songs.
I wanna be in Blogland Choir! I love singing! Nearly sent recording of us singing to Derek except i was worried it would break before it got to Ireland
...
Da de da de da
deda doda
I am the COORDINATOR of Blogland Choir.
Yay. I sound important!
Okay, ONE TWO THREE ELEVEN.
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT YOU BETTER NOT CRY
i suck at singing...
YOU BETTER NOT POUT IM TELLING YOU WHY
You better not drown im telling you why....
*screeches*
SANTA CLAUSE IS COMMIIINNNNGGG TO TOOOWWWNNN!!!
CALI. Go sit in the corner.
Jubi, I'm terrible too. But I still sing because I like it...
Hey Glee, im starting this story, with as many bloglandians as I can get, and I sent out this email to loads of people but I dont think I have yours so I dont think you got it....
Can I use you in this story? Pleeeeease?
You have every right to say no.
Actually, I dont have loads of people.
ANYONE. PLEASE. I NEED MORE OF YOU.
haha last time I got used in a story... I died...
But sure! :P
i can give you my email if you want....
OLD MAC DONALD IS COMING TO MUSTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!
Im sure thats the words....
I WANT TO BE IN A STORY OMG :D
*runs into wall*
...
OMG CALI YOU SHOULD BE A SONGWRITER HERE'S A MILLION EURO *hands over cheque*
ERMAGERRD! MERLIN MERLIN MERLIN MERLIN. OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DX
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO.
HELP ME! PLEAASSSSSSSEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! DX
:'(
Yes please :)
And also, what do you look like, where do you live, and whats your preffered weapon.
OH AAAAH I just re read that. I SOUND SO STALKERY.
I mean like, not you specifically, but what does Jubilance Glee look like, what country does Jubilance Glee live in........
Not you.
Unless its the same.
Or, and, personallity maybe? If its different.
IENI!!! *tacklehugz*
Maralie you can too :)
MORE THE MERRIER.
In most cases.
Mara!!!!!!!!!!!! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
How's you?
hahaha
well I have 2 emails....
I'll give you the one that I use for the blog
its Jubilance.glee@gmail.com
I have tan skin, curly black/really really dark brown hair
I live in the U.S.
I can get REALLY hyper at times....
heh
woah... Merlin just got really intense....
YAYYYYYYYY *runs into wall again*
Ieni!!! I'm fine... had a sleepover last night. Fell off the top bunk... couldn't stop laughing... How about you?
MY EMAIL is maralielilycharm@gmail.com :)
Ooo...yay! How was it? I remember the last sleepover I went to...memories of the Woman in Black and freaking out over cats and yummy food and moonies and I'll stop there...
:) no prob! :P
Oh! I don't really have a weapon of choice....
In blogland, I usually just call on my magical pony Clementine.....
or I can just punch people...
haha
Cool :)
You're not the only one. Lots of people just rely on their magic.
*crosses arms and sulks*
I hate being sick SO MUCH.
On the other note, since I can't get YOU people sick, how are you all?
I'm marveling over the Magicalness of Merlin...
Im sulking because I CANT marvel over the magicalness of merlin.
And im enjoying the AMAZING weather!
Summer has arrived with christmas :)
wow that's really wierd to think about it being summer and Christmas...
It's freezing here at Christmas...
I find it so confusing that it's summer during the holidays there. I know why it is, I understand why, but it still confuses me.
Val! Hi! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
Oops, maybe I shouldn't do that...
Hope you get better real soon:(
You can never get me sick, because I haven't been properly sick in liek 3/4 years, because I'm an ninja like that *nods*
I'm a ninja, but apparently my friend managed to get me sick at a sleepover last night...
Well, actually, she probably got me sick Monday, but now it has really kicked in.
It was funny.
VERY FUNNY.
I haven't been sick in... *counts* about 3 years..
hey guys :) christmas in summer?!? WOW. thats a head hurter...
I know right?
It's WINTER HERE :D
Christmas and new year is during our summer hols :)
And you arent the only ones. In england, everyone couldnt get their heads round it.... like, they'd find it SUPER wierd if I mentioned having christmas lunch was cooking food on the barbicue on the beach....
I could never imagine it being summer at christmas... that defies all logic ...
It defies logic AND Christmas songs.
*eats chocolate even though I really shouldn't*
I don't know how I would get through Winter without Christmas...it would just be horrible...don't Aussies have 2 Christmas's anyways?
Mel! Hi! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
Mara, I think it that was me, I'd go straight though the floor and into hell, where I'd have a tea party with all the evil people.
Ieni - What was you? OMFG YOU WERE THE PERSON KNOCKING ON THE WINDOW WEREN'T YOU.
GAH! MERLIN STOPPED WORKING!!!!!
WORK!
WORK!
*slaps computer*
WORK!
*if that was me (as in falling off the bed).
Window, what window?
MERLIN. ASDFGHJKL DX
OHH! it works! :D
Leni.... I am a new zealander....
And no. No we don't. We only have one.
WINDOOOWWWW
The Button is officially amazayn.
GUYS IMPORTANT!!!!!
EMERALD MELODY GOT ENGAGED!!!!!!!!
WE MUST HOLD AN ENGAGEMENT PARTY!!!!!!!
Huh? What? Oh, no...I was just saying in generally and then I was thinking of my friend who moved to Austrailia 6 months ago and I'M SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO OFFEND!
Wow, I'm so bad at this...
OMG WOW! Engagement party!
OH! CONGRATULATIONS TO HER!
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! OMG. Em got Mararied?!
(hehe. Get it?)
Well so long for the nice quiet way of telling everyone, me and Chase was hoping for lol
CONGRATS!!!!!!!!! OMG WE HAVE TO ZAF!!
...she did not. Really? No way.
How old is she!?
WE MUST!!!!!
MASTER DEREK MASTER DEREK!!!!! MASTER DEREK!!!!
HI EMERALD! *tacklehugs*
Oh my gosh, congratulations!!! :D
23? She'd a legal adult
Em! Ohmygodnowayaaaargh congrats!
MASTER DEREK!!!
I'm 23 Cali and I didn't get married, I will eventually get married...
WOW Em just WOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!!!!!
I dont know what else to say....
AM I INVITED TO YOUR WEDDING??
Congratulations! Yay!
DEREK LANDY!!!!!!!! COME HERE YOU GOTTA CEKEBRATE DONT GO HIDING IN A SHELL :D
OKAY. I am going to be the DJane.
OMG I'M SO CLEVER.
But seriously.
EMERALD CONGRATULATIONS! :D
DEREEKKKKKK!!! COME CELEBRATE!
Im fairly sure dereks asleep.
Or something.
Idk.
CEEEEEEELEBRATION TIME COME ON!!
COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!
*runs around throwing confeti and candy all over the place*
So Em, whos the lucky man???
Sorry if you've already said...
Thanks everyone!
And of course you're all invited to the wedding but it's not gonna be for a good while yet...
Chase, most of you know him.
He kept everyone updated when I was in hospital and got to know everyone on here.
But we've known each other for nearly 10 years.
Well he asked me today...
Awww Emmy!!!!
THAT'S SO AWESOME!
DEREK. I know you are there. Because you are taking the story down at midnight...
oh my god EM!!! AAAAAH!!!!!!
Chase is lovely :)
Was it romantic? Did he ask you infront of the stars, with violinists playing in the backgrond? Did he go on one knee, and just as he asked you, did a lit up fountain go BOOM up into the air?
Aww Emerald that is so cute! Even though you're way older than me...
Congratulations, Em!
WAIT.
Chase?
OMG!!! *squeals* BLOGLANDIAN HUG! *hugs everyone*
YEHAA!!! * jumps ontop of everyone *
I JUST CANT GET OVER IT! CONGRATS!
:) YAY
LANDY!!!!!
DEREK LANDY, COME HERE THIS INSTANT!!! EMERALD MELODY IS ENGAGED!
please?
First?
*squeals* Oh my gosh, I haven't gotten this excited since... *counts on fingers* a while.
Yay!
I Dedicate this page to Emerald and Chase. Em, you've gone through some rough times, but have managed to pull through. Chase has been there for you. You've known eachother for ten years, and finally, he's popped the question.
You're now engaged! May you live happily ever after.
Congratulations!
That wasnt the best-written ded, but I think it is probably one of THE best things to ded to, on this blog, ever.
That was a great ded Cali :)
Im crying xD wheres Derek?!
DEREKK!!!!
DEREK LANDY!!!!!
DEREK LANDY DEREK LANDY
DEREK. COME THE HELL ON.
DEREK!!!!!! DEREK!!!! DEREK!!!! DEREK!!!
DEREK!!!! DEREK!!!! DEREK!!!! DEREK!!!!
DDDDEEEERRRREEEEKKKK!!!!!!
DEREKK!!!!!!!!!!
WHY ARE WE ALL YELLING DEREKKK?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Because we want to get him online to celebrate with us!!!
Oh, hi Mel! :D
Because he's around. He has to mercilessly take down this post at twelve. Good thinking everyone.
And DEREK, COME ON!!!!!!!!!!
EM GOT ENGAGED!!!
DEREK LANDY I WILL EXPLODE IRELAND IF YOU DONT COME ON
DEEEEEEERREEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi, Mel, Mara, Jubi, Zaf, Dark, and whoever else is on.
Hey Thrust!
DDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKk
Zaf I will MURDER YOU if you do.
Thrust - HEY!! And maybe it's scheduled to be taken down by itself...
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