And it will come down at midnight, Irish time, on the 22nd...
And it has now been taken down... only to reappear in the Skulduggery Pleasant Collection of short stories and novellas, available... um... some time in the spring of 2014...
Friday, December 21, 2012
The Button
This story- which I had intended to be REALLY REALLY short and funny and quirky- eventually became a little longer. And a lot less funny. But this is it.
And it will come down at midnight, Irish time, on the 22nd...
And it has now been taken down... only to reappear in the Skulduggery Pleasant Collection of short stories and novellas, available... um... some time in the spring of 2014...
And it will come down at midnight, Irish time, on the 22nd...
And it has now been taken down... only to reappear in the Skulduggery Pleasant Collection of short stories and novellas, available... um... some time in the spring of 2014...
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What are you thinking
Bc my mind and my mouth are two very separate things
Oh howabout that.
...your lead?
(( i refuse to tell you *shakes head*
i g2g, byee))
The guy.
#ChaseForBook9
((Bye Snow))
...so I hit him?
((Bye Snowwww [hugs]
((Msd...))
#ChaseForBook9
((Okay Moss!))
*looks carefully at the guy* *thinks*
Until he stop whimpering and tells us where he's keeping it...? *the man keeps whimpering*
Hit away.
#ChaseForBook9
Hmm...
*murmurs* I have womanly charm that no one can resist. *cracks her knuckles and smiles kindly to the guy*
Hi- so, uh... *bites her lip* We were wondering if you've seen a sword, we kinda need it. And uhm, I'd be really happy if you'd tell us where it is.
HOLY FUCK NO HESSA HESSA H E S S A
NO NO NO NO NO STAY TOGETHER
HARRY YOU SCREW EVERYTHING UP
BUT TESSA WHY DID YOU KISS THAT GUY
EVEN THOUGH YOU THOUGHT HARRY KISSED ANOTHER GIRL BUT HE DIDN'T
AND YOU BROUGHT ZAYN TO THE APARTMENT
NSWKNMCKLWDNMCPKDW IOC WMIODCNJDINVJIOVE JUO
(Mara ... *shakes her head sadly* Children these days :3)
U DNT FUKIN UNDERSTAND MI LYFE DUCKTAPE
AFTER IS JUST HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT
((That's correct, I have no knowledge of what is happening 0.0))
((*whispers* Trip))
NOOOoooooOOOOOO
Never read After by imaginator1d
It slowly tears your soul apart, bit by bit, leaving you moaning and crying in pain and with the feels. You try to escape, but once you enter the After fanbase, there is no coming out.
((Damn, he's gone))
*hits the guy as well*
I don't think I would, Mara?
Damn, everyone's gone. *sits with her tea*
Adraaaaa
#ChaseForBook9
Mossssss
I'm so aloneee
Alone? Pish posh.
Yeah, I'm not really here... Heh...
I hate being alone, though, Rose :/
Uh
I don't know whether to be comforted or to laugh
[Throws a crumpet at Adra]
#ChaseForBook9
[Throws a strawberry at Adra]
[Tacklehugs Adra]
[Tacklehugs Deathy]
#ChaseForBook9
*noms both*
OH SHIT I haven't eaten dinner yet
Fuckfuckfuckfuck
Neither have I... I should do that soon.
My pumpkin is dying! D: D: D:
#ChaseForBook9
Hi...
:/
My social life is dying
I'm exhausted, but my brain wants to be awake. :O
*isn't really here*
#ChaseForBookNine
Hai
Star! Go to bed!
Em! Star! Hi!
Ghastlyyyy Valkyrieeeee don't pumpkin-die! D:
#ChaseForBook9
I want to turn the laptop on and carry on writing . . . :P
#ChaseForBookNine
HALLOWEEN
*pokes* i am gonna spray my front law in glow in the dark silly string tonight, for HALLOWEEN
((not here))
Star you have school though!
Halloween!
I'm gonna stay home and do homework!
And eat a candy apple
*hugs Moss* My pumpkins are really basic! Yours'll be awesome! :)
@Adra: I AM IN BED. :P
#ChaseForBookNine
Hey I'm sorry that I didn't join in earlier but Trip said he had a thing to do so I waited and now Trip has gone to bed so... lol
@Snow: Yay!!!! :)
@Adra: *shakes head* Half term, remember? :)
And - nice Halloween! :)
I have to go trick or treating with my friend.
#ChaseForBookNine
D::: NOOOO POOTUBE ISN'T WORKINGGGGGG DX NUUUUU
i need it to watch a short film for class... WHAT DO I DDOOOOOOO
@Em: Hello. :) That's fine, although it's nothing to do with me. :)
#ChaseForBookNine
[Reinforces Ghastly's spine with floral wire]
[Lectures the weather on being nice and not freezing and defrosting my pumpkin. Don't damage its structural integrity!]
#ChaseForBook9
I'm too olddddd to go trick-or-treating. D':
#ChaseForBook9
I mean fall asleep, Star
Yeah, that he did Em
Fabi- yay?
Mara I'm 14
Are you kidding me
I would totally go but... Yeah
DX aussie's don't do trick or treating... D:
@Snow: Wait a bit. Turn your computer off, wait for ten seconds, and switch it back on again before reaccessing.
#ChaseForBookNine
thanks, IT guy star.
i've already tried thatttt
*Lorcan prods the silver covered wounds on his chest and back. They burn his finger tips. He can see the silver crawling through his veins now and then under his skin.
He suddenly leans over the sink as he can feel the blood ooze from his mouth by itself, no pressure or forcing needed. What the hell is happening to him?*
There'll be fireworks tomorrow.
I'm gonna be such a loner omfg
Me as well, Mara! *highfives* *cries on the inside*
((Ew em that's gross!
*says the girl who wants to take a class where they go to a cadaver lab*))
My mom considers 13 the oldest age it's ok to trick-or-treat at... :-(
#ChaseForBook9
CADAVERSSSSS!! WOO!!
dead bodies are cool. a little disgusting, but cool.
@Lantern: We're fifteen. XD Imo, we're about the right age. When you're younger, you have yo go round with your parents . . .
@Snow: WHYONEVER NOT???
*glares at weather threateningly*
@Adra: *shrugs*
Msd.
#ChaseForBookNine
(Sex ed... Pregnancy with girls and boys in the same group... Fuck.))
(Don't be ewwwing me lol he wouldn't be in this mess if he went to you instead of being left to Sanctuary doctors lol)
AW! poor you, deathy!
Yer disgusting, Snow :3 but cool
*salutes Rose*
Okay Star!
((Like I know the first thing about werewolf medicine))
i am sooo behind.. everyone else can access youtube but i canttt
(And yet you treat Drew lol)
*Leo comes hobbling up to Adra, leaning heavy on his crutch*
Leo: Ads, any word on Drew??
(One More Night by Maroon 5 is playing somewhere... While we are reading about STIs... *Snickers*))
lol death...
Oooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Yeah baby gimme one more niiiiiight
Well, my friend's fourteen. I'm fifteen . . .
@Lantern: :(
@Snow: In real life, dead bodies are not cool. At all. Because . . . People are DEAD. People with lives who had people who loved them. Family, friends. Hopes, dreams, love . . . gone.
But I get what you mean. :)
@Mara: Fireworks on Halloween? BUT IT'S FUCKING BONFIRE NIGHT IN LESS THAN A WEEK!
Remember remember the fifth of November gunpowder treason and plot! :)
(It's this day we have where we all have fireworks and bonfires and stuff to remember when these people tried to blow up the houses of parliment. At where we used to live, we used to have really good professional one-of-the-best-in-the-country displays at the park. Here, we do what normal people do and go to a display at a local farm. Fun times).
#ChaseForBookNine
The irony burns my blood
AHAHAHHAA supernatural
*in England
#ChaseForBookNine
*laughsI
Woo! Parliament?
omg the boys in my class are annoying!
i dont know what i'm supposed to be doing so i'm asking my friend and they keep going "shh" right in my god damm ear...
g2g, my reappear... idk
*may
Sorry I came on rolling because we were singing a song in choir thats the tune of our almater for school which most are attending or attended. So we started singing and ended up half singing the almater
[Quietly tiptoes away...]
#ChaseForBook9
(*Huggles Em* I just thought I'd say that I love you!))
and people wonder why i have the word "escape" written on my hands... right now thats all i want to do...
i'm around but distant.
*waves to people who are leaving or gone*
Sorry, still doing homeworj
Snow I have idiots in my classes and I'm supposedly higher learning (top set) my friend has a book called The Book of Stupid which is in honor of the book our 8th grade history teacher had before she retired.
god... i dont mean to be melodramatic, but if any of the people i know tried to liv m life for even five minutes they would understand why i am like i am...
is it worrying that i spelt melodramatic right but not mean?
* live, *my
and... everyone goes quiet...
Okay weird thing: I was thinking of Alastair and I never realized how in a way he deserved some credit, yes he was sadistic and all but he actually had to have some knowledge to use his magic the disease thing. I mean he must have had to because he needed to infect people somehow and create the virus. Like I hate to say it but in reality Alastair is pretty damn smart, granted he could have used the knowledge in a better war but still. I give him credit not many would have done that in his era either I mean they weren't the modern world of medicine when Niccolò was born thats for sure and even when I was born but like I guess my rant is saying I give Alastair a bit more credit for creating that discipline.
Sorry Snow!
Vocab :/
"You eat, you drink, you play and you have sex."
~ Reno.
*Hugs Snow tightly*
gvgvgvgvcfvbdxcdcdccfcfcfcf
i just face planted my keyboard...
v cbbcbcbvcfxfvbvcbc
The magnificent Reno was just taking about threesomes.... *Dies*))
*talking
"You're children may become infertile because of the legacy you gave them, or I gave them."
~ Reno the Pedo.
*Shies away*
Oh dear god
*hugs death* YOU CAN PULL THROUGH!! DONT DIE ON ME NOW!!! *goes to grab a medical kit*
wait... DEATH GET OUT OF THEREEEEE HE'S GONNA GET YOUUUUUU!!! RUNNNNNN
Sorry I just wanted to get that off my chest. ^pokes Rose and Snow* How is life down under? Warm?
Erm.
Greetings.
sunny and cold at the same time. our weather is unique... it has a sense of humor.
"I could just get on the internet and make you look through a pornography site."
~ Reno.
*Screams*
DEATHH RUNNNN BOLT OUT THE DOOR NO ONE WOULD BLAME YOU!
Coldish sunny leaves changing bleh :/
i just wrote this as an answer to a geography question... i dont think it's what the teacher wanted...
"12. The direction from Lindale to Coniston is left."
*Bell rings*
Thank God.
*Runs away*
*To do art*
*Hugs Sharky*
...
I am not entirely sure I know what is happening.
I think it'd be...west? Yeah. Pretty sure thats the same
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE DEATH!!
RUN
*pokes sir* i stuff is happening. just go with the flow.
Sir! *hugs*
Sharky! Hi!
*laughs* Shark oooh
Greetings, Ms. Adrasdos, Snow, and Zafira. I am unsure if Ms. Rose is still here, but I shall list her as well.
*cuddles Sir* how are you?
wbd, msd
Oh Sharky *hits with theasurus* I'm now hitting you and Niccolò with one, well whichever one of you goes on first an he is dead so you're it
Alright Snow!
Er, Ms. Adrasdos, I would recommend letting go posthaste, considering the texture of shark skin...
Ms. Zafira, I am unsure why you would do such a thing, and I sincerely hope you have a suitable reason to do so.
*pokes sir* whats up?
ARGH
WAIT
SHIT
I FORGOT IM MAD AT YOU. *steps on his flipper and stalks off*
*laughs* you forgot you were mad at him? how i that even possible??
*pokes sir again*
I don't Sharky....maybe because I have no fun in my life since Niccolò died...*closes eyes*
Javier: Zaf. *has her hand* Sorry Sharky, Zaf's a tad emotional
It is, believe it or not, possible
*nods*
*pokes sir again* you know, this is quite fun.
... Ah. Poor woman. Well, Ms. Zafira, you have my sympathies.
Ms. Adrasdos, that was terribly rude. Would you remind me of my offense, so that I may rectify it, posthaste?
*pokes sir 20 times in a row* are you ignoring me?
I don't need sympathy I want Niccolò back even if I need to give up my own soul...
No, Ms. Snow. But I would rather address the issue of Ms. Adrasdos's anger before that of my own personal comforts. I apologize if I have slighted you.
That needn't be necessary, Sir.
*shrugs and pokes again* whatever. and please, drop the "Ms"... it is really disconcerting...
[Deposits a gift box in front of each Bloglandian present]
#ChaseForBook9
*examines the present* Er... Thank you?
Thanka! Hmm msd i feel sleepy
*looks at box* *pokes box* *thinks about licking the box* *decides against it*
Ms. Adrasdos, I IMPLORE you. I respect you, and do not wish for you to bother yourself with trapped angers.
Ms. Snow, I apologize, but I cannot.
Ms. Zafira, I would recommend letting Mr. Croatoan enjoy his rest. He has earned it.
(( XD i love how all of you thanked her and i thought about licking it...))
*glares* if you have to, call me detective snow. but drop the Ms
He's in Hell he sure cant enjoy it and thats as far as I'm aware but for sure in Hell. *buries head in snow falling asleep
(( i take it you mean snow the thing not, me... i hope))
Very well, detective Snow.
... What in the name of the stars are these crates...
(Bye Zaf)
*ignores Sir, feeling her anger build up again from the other day*
Ms. Adrasdos. If you shall not tell me why you are angry, could you at least express your emotions in a more healthy way?
Comments are gonna run out soon.
Masking tape cut me... Ow...
thank you. *decides to stop poking sir*
fab, what are the boxes about? whats supposed to be in them?
Moss?
NUU DONT RUNN OUT COMMENTS!! STAY!!!
*pokes comments* naughty, stay.
STAY *points* STAY! NO! DONT GO!! NUUU!
STAY
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