And it will come down at midnight, Irish time, on the 22nd...
And it has now been taken down... only to reappear in the Skulduggery Pleasant Collection of short stories and novellas, available... um... some time in the spring of 2014...
Friday, December 21, 2012
The Button
This story- which I had intended to be REALLY REALLY short and funny and quirky- eventually became a little longer. And a lot less funny. But this is it.
And it will come down at midnight, Irish time, on the 22nd...
And it has now been taken down... only to reappear in the Skulduggery Pleasant Collection of short stories and novellas, available... um... some time in the spring of 2014...
And it will come down at midnight, Irish time, on the 22nd...
And it has now been taken down... only to reappear in the Skulduggery Pleasant Collection of short stories and novellas, available... um... some time in the spring of 2014...
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but i fail at it..
I play violin too!!
but i fail at it..
YES!!!!!!!! YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
I SO WANT TO PLAY THE VIOLIN THOUGH.
Its unfair.
I can play violin, but I can't read the music...
Wbd
Ember, you need to ded!!
I bet you can't guess who this page is dedicated to.
And ha, Val, you missed! (just kidding) *hug*
is it dedicated to the Mycroft umbrella swing? Or maybe Mycroft...
This page is dedicated to MYCROFT HOLMES! (and his umbrella.)
This page is also dedicated to Derek, Calidae, Jubilance, and Valkyrie.
AND THE UMBRELLA SWING!!! (almost forgot!)
yay! i got a page dedicated to me!
hehe :P
And with that, I'm leaving to go play the violin. And then whack myself on the nose with an umbrella.
Bye! Have fun whacking yourself on the nose! ;)
By Ember :)
Staking my claim right here!!
Now shall read!!!
UGH! i'm lying in bed right now n i'm all warm n now I have to get up and TURN OF THE FRIKIN LIGHT!
UGH i dont wanna get up!
Hehe yay i turned off my light
that was a really pointless thing to bring up...
*Screams*
That was epic!!!!
Haha! Yea its was pretty cool :)
*Puts on a suit with bow tie and red fez*
Mr. Landy,
Your short story was brilliant, just the type of work I expect to see from you! Jolly good show, old chap!
*Laughs at comment*
I am an idiot!!!
So, two good things waiting for me when I got up just now: the world has not ended, and this story!
This was... Good. Serious, but really good.
Poor Liam, and his entire bloodline.
... also, I rather hope Val & Skul will get to all the other end-of-the-world-causers in time. :D
Me too! I thought that those two would go on a rampage or something!!!!
Love it Derek, LOVE IT!!
Cain!!!
Cain! Long time no see!
Death!
*tacklehugs*
Cali!!
*tacklehugs*
*tacklehugs everyone*
Dark, 'twas I or twas I not talking to you earlier today?
You.... twas.
*Gets tacklehugged*
Nice to see you too!!
*Gets tacklehugged again*
Okay, my turn!
*Tacklehugs everyone too*
I thought tso!
'comment deleted'
'comment deleted'
Does anyone else notice the bunch of randoms at the start of Derek comment? They're never on!!!
Your point being:
...
Most things I say dont HAVE a point.
Somebody obviously published something then thought better of it!!
Oh...
Like how I somehow turned into a zombie last night??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73xiRkysWfQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player
I have no idea what that is...
Kiss one, kill one, marry one.
Your choices are... Nye, Mevolent, and Craven.
I can't wait to see how this turns out XD
My sister keeps stealing my elf socks!!!!!
...
Sep, you are EVIL...
*avoids choosing*
Kiss: Craven
Kill: Nye (duh!! He's foul!!!)
Marry: Melevolent
ELF SOOOOOOOOOOCKS!!!!!!
Hehe, I'm at my mum's work on the computer and I keep making weird sounds...
It's funny!! Come on Cain!!!!
Cain?! You crazy person!!!!
*bursts out laughing*
MARRYING MEVOLENT!!
*Roars in laughter*
My feet are turning purple!!! I don't know why!!!!!!!! And they're not even cold!!!!
*runs back to Blogland* *trips*
Uh, my dad worked for him! And he wants the Faceless Ones to return!!
Necromancer joke: Why'd the chicken commit suicide?
*is trying SO hard not to burst out laughing IRL*
Death, you complaining about your purple feet is not help my cause...
So much for not falling on your face, other Cain!
To get to the other side...
That's actually really funny, Death XD
*waves*
Hi Val! I would help you up but Death is telling me a joke.
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
What? They are dark purple!!
*clutches mouth*
Damn warhead!!!
Good job Cain!!!! You're right!
*other Cain = Valkyrie V. Cain*
*is confused*
Death, how about you call me Miss or Missy and call Val Val or Cain?
Wanna play: truth, dare, double dare, torture, kiss or promise?
Or just truth or dare?
I'll call Valkyrie, Cain, and you Missy!
OK!
While I remember, Death, have you posted more of your storyyyy??
*puppy dog eyes*
I shall go create something!!! Feel free to read any other boring fan fic on there!
Ignore this my friends...
STEPH!!!!! READ THE GOD DAMN STORY!!!!!! MOUSIE!!!!
.cknvb;aihfrebgeiavfearjg that is all i have to say.
I would kill Craven (I hate him), marry Mevolent (Death, you have competition now!), and kiss Nye (I wouldn't kill him because he's the doctor!!)
Hello (again) im being distant
I would kiss Craven, kill Nye and Marry Mevolent
Everyone wants to marry Mevolent!!!
Hi Cal!
Hello again Cal!
Hey miss Cain, you haven't chosen anyone yet *evil laugh*
(by the way, when I'm doing the evil laugh, imagine I'm doing the face that Mycroft's doing in my profile pic.)
Im leaving again.
Goodbye.
* poofs out in a cloud of Valsnacks *
*sighs*
Fine:
Marry Craven. (If you've read DB, you might understand)
Kill Mevolent.
Kiss Nye.
*might understand why)
Bye Cal!
What a busy night they had
Awesome story
Hi Eathan!
Cain, you just killed my husband.
Silver! Dark! Cain!
Cain! Don't kill my husband!!!
P.s. it's up!!
Hi Eathan!!!
Kiss, kill or marry
Out of Murder Rose, Mellisa Edgley and her *points to Silver*
Who just looked at my blog??!!
And another person just saw it...
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Death, did you just put ME in there?!
*Smiles*
Happy?
You are marrying MY husband!!! MINE!!!
Take down the tent, Cain...
Oh my god....
Dang it, now I want to know if I'm going to get killed, kissed, or married. Probably killed. And then Melissa should get married, and he can kiss Murder Rose.
Ahh so good ^-^ and don't worry Derek I'm sure we Americans can handle it......maybe o.o; (Skul, Val come save us!!!)
MEVOLENT IS MINE!!!! MINE, DO YOU HEAR ME? MINE!!!
*Laughs*
AmericanMage31, are you male or female?
*pouts*
But Deeeeeeeeeeeath...
Do I haaaaaaaave tooooooooooo?????
He is daddy's boss! I am his employee's daughter!!! I'm from his time!!! I helped him kill Skulduggery!!!!!!
HE IS MINE!!!
*Launches self at Silver*
*laughs*
You people are strange...
Fine, you battle Silver and I will write more, okay?
Silver, that profile pic and your comment... It screams pedo
*groans* I just want to know if she/he/it needs to kill, kiss, or marry Mevolent, Murder, me, Melissa, Craven, or Nye.
YAY!!
*launches self at Silver for Death*
Wow, player
And besides, this is MYCROFT.
And you have to call me Ember because I now have a twin sister.
Okay, BBS!!!
*pulls out umbrella and whacks Miss Cain on the head* MEVOLENT IS MINE!!!!!
What does BBS mean?
Bulletin board system?
BBS stands for be back soon.
*rubs head*
Ow.
And I'll whack you again if you don't stay away from my husband!!! Or my fiance. Or whatever.
*nods*
Fair enough.
That was... easier than I thought.... aw, I like whacking people!
*whacks Mevolent*
Brb in about 10 mins...
*checks gold pocketwatch* It's been ten minutes.
Mycroftiate
(mhy-KROF-tee-ate)
Verb
to act like Mycroft
Back!
You're two minutes late, you disgrace.
*shrugs*
It's the closest I've got.
Kiss one, kill one, marry one: Guild, Sult, and Scarab.
Marry Sult.
Kill Scarab.
Kiss Guild.
Okay, fair enough. Liberty divorced him, so you can marry him.
I'd kill Guild, actually, because he was just SO ANNOYING.
Kiss, kill, marry: Prave, Strom, or Caelan?
OR kill Sult.
HE was just plain ANNOYING!
Marry Prave. (I'd have someone to make me tea!)
Kiss Strom.
Kill Caelan.
Kiss, marry, kill: A faceless one, a male version of the Sea Hag, or Crux?
I say marry the Sea Hag, kiss the faceless one, and kill Crux.
Same!
I googled sult the other day and apparently somebody always reads his name as SLUT. I just couldn't stop laughing for about five minutes after that.
That was AWESOME. :D
Now to print. x3
Hi... Being on here is going to kill me... I'm on my phone, you see.
I'm just gonna go now because MY PHONE IS RUBBISH ON BLOGS!
Hi Georgina!
HEL!! *tacklehugs*
Bye Hel!!
Done!!!
It's up and why isn't Silver dead?
I GOT MARRIED TO MEVOLENT!
AND A MALE SEA HAG!
AND SULT!
AND MY NAME IS EMBER, NOT SILVER!
I married Melevolent, Scarab, Caelan and a Faceless One!!!
Lol!!!
YOU MARRIED CAELAN? ARE YOU MAD??
And besides, Mevvy is MINE.
Yeah!! I'm mad!!!
And Caelan is hot!!!
MINE!!!!
*Runs and launches self at "Ember" again*
DIE!!!!
Where's Cain??
Caelan is hot...
But also a stalker.
I was reading your post!!
So?
Oh! The start was different... Did it set the scene?
Gtg, bye!!!
*scowls*
It's times like these that I wish my throat didn't hurt...
Hi Zath!
Want a throat lolly?
*offers throat lolly*
Hi Miss!
No thanks, I've got some here. Thanks anyway.
Sorry, distant. Now that Zathract Mist Ch. 1 has been posted, I'm working on Battle for Blogland again.
YAY!!
Wbd myself...
Alright.
awsome can't wait to read it!!!!
'ello my lovelies!
*London accent*
The wheels on the bus burn to the ground, burn to the ground, burn to the ground, the wheels on the bus burn to the ground, all day long!
I like it!
*thumps hand on non-existant table*
Another!
The wipers on the bus go kill little kids, kill little kids, kill little kids, the wipers on the bus kill little kids, all day long!!
*existent
Sorry. The brain doesn't want to work today.
Hi Death.
Hi Cal!!
What up?
The door on the bus goes chopping off heads, chopping off heads, chopping off heads, the door on the bus goes chopping off heads, all day long!!!
Hi Cal and Death!
Wbd still...
Lovely songs, Death!
Hi Cain!!
Thanks!!
Hello Cain.
I'm good, thanks. Yourself?
The horn on the bus can make ears bleed, make ears bleed, make ears bleed, the horn on the bus can make ears bleed, all day long!!!!
Me! I'm grand! My toes have gone grey and my back is burnt and has a blue zink smiley face on it!!
BLUE ZINK SMILEYS RUUUUUUUUUUUULE!!!!!!!!
Except when I have blue zink, I write Skulduggery down one leg and Valkyrie down the other. :D
I did that when our grade level went to waterslides.
That is SO cool!!!!!!!
I am so doing that now!!!
*Pouts*
But I'm going wake larding Sunday! With a smiley tan!!
*Screams*
*wake boarding
Í got really burnt the other day...
You can see where my rashie ended on my arm there's just this line...
And the next day it STUNG.
Ouch. That's got to suck.
It did.
I was burnt do bad but I was wearing a bikini!!
Will be distant... Dubin Dae's got me hooked!
That comment has really brightened my day :)
Hi Em!!
Why do I always go read and you come on?
P.S. Chapter 12 is epic!!!!!
Got to go now.
Be back in about... an hour.
Bye!
NO!!! ELLIE IS GOING TO LEARN!!! Noooo!
Drew?
What?? lol
Hello Em! I'm Ember!
Hey Ember, how are you?!
Good thank you, and you?
(Just finished learning my violin piece. HAPPINESS.)
I changed my profile pic so I would look less creepy.
I just realised that it looks even creepier than before.
Lol it's okay, I think creepy is justifiable when it comes to the blog...
EPIC!!!! Derek you never fail to be totally awesome. :D
No!!!! Deacon is a jerk!!!! Natasha is a bitch!!!! Jessie is stupid!!!
*Laughs*
http://countdowntoapocalypse.com/
Check that out!!!
Death! How are you???????
23 minutes?!? but I have to get food... WHY???
Lol yeah that pretty much sums them all up Death lol
Hm. Anyway, Em, anything interesting happening where you are?
Hi! I am good! I am reading epic story *winks at Em*
Enjoy the rest of your lives!!! I don't want to kill you if you turn into zombies!!!!
Bye!!!
Um... the sun is out so that's a bit out of the ordinary over here lol
Other than that, I'm just trying to get going on my second book.. it's stuck.
Ur... the wink got me a little bit scared....
OH MY GOD INSPIRATION HANG ON
YES.
Finally I have a profile picture that is not creepy but is about Mycroft.
FINALLY.
Hey, Em, a book? That sounds interesting.
Not first yet
NOW first.
YES! AGAIN! TWO IN A ROW! TAKE THAT, PEOPLE! MUAHAHAHA!!!
Lol Death is reading my story that's what the wink was for lol
Oh, I see.
I'm so in love with my profile pic right now, it's scary.
So this page is dedicated to whoever on Tumblr drew this ADORABLE picture of Mycroft Holmes with his umbrella.
This page is also dedicated to you, Emerald!
And to Mycroft Holmes. Of course.
Aww thanks very much Ember lol
dublindaes.blogspot.ie if you fancy a read.
Just thought I'd drop that in there lol
Aaaaaaaaand I'm back.
Loved it
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