Monday, December 24, 2012

It was Christmas Eve, babe...

... in the drunk tank, an old man said to me, won't see another one, and then they sang a song, the rare old Mountain Dew, I turned my face away, and dreamed about you...


I hope everyone has a wonderful Christmas and you have lots of laughs and get the biggest smiles when people open the presents you've given them. And for those of you who don't celebrate Christmas... hey, it's a day off school, right?


Oh, and Skulduggery was very happy to hear that the Americans kept up their side of the bargain. Nice going, fellas.


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4,927 comments:

  1. ChapterHouse-ReadsDecember 25, 2012 at 12:00 AM

    FIRST!!!

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  2. ChapterHouse-ReadsDecember 25, 2012 at 12:01 AM

    lol merry Christmas derek!

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  3. ChapterHouse-ReadsDecember 25, 2012 at 12:02 AM

    Oh, you should tweet something on your twitter account! Just something small! (or simple) Like hi.....or hello!

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  4. ChapterHouse-ReadsDecember 25, 2012 at 12:03 AM

    Sorry GTG playing Runes Of Magic (Great RPG MMO game)
    Advance hello to nixon strange and the gang!
    Hey Eve!
    Krestel!
    Zaf!

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  5. ChapterHouse-ReadsDecember 25, 2012 at 12:04 AM

    (Im so glad I RSS'd this site, I get updates whenever you post!

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  6. Freerangersnz OutofthisworldDecember 25, 2012 at 12:06 AM

    6th!!!!!!
    Merry Christmas, Derek!!
    I hope you have a great one!!

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  7. Georgina HowlettDecember 25, 2012 at 12:06 AM

    Merry Christmas Derek! Do we get a Christmas blog and a Happy Birthday for my doggy? :D

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  8. Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplayingDecember 25, 2012 at 12:08 AM

    Shut storm, if I had just checked..

    Godammit! I need first on a post.

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  9. Georgina HowlettDecember 25, 2012 at 12:09 AM

    First is a hard thing to get. I'm happy.

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  10. Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplayingDecember 25, 2012 at 12:10 AM

    I've nearly got it three times D:

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  11. ChapterHouse-ReadsDecember 25, 2012 at 12:11 AM

    RSS is the trick. just subscribe.

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  12. Georgina HowlettDecember 25, 2012 at 12:11 AM

    I think this is as close as I've ever gotten. Derek, I know you're there, so are you going to chat?

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  13. Georgina HowlettDecember 25, 2012 at 12:11 AM

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  14. Georgina HowlettDecember 25, 2012 at 12:12 AM

    It duped. ^

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  15. Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplayingDecember 25, 2012 at 12:12 AM

    Derek CHAT.

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  16. Georgina HowlettDecember 25, 2012 at 12:13 AM

    He might come on, he might not. He's probably too busy with his presents the naughty leprechaun

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  17. XannaDecember 25, 2012 at 12:15 AM

    Happy Christmas, everyone! And to you, Derek!! For you are above being put into the same category as 'everyone'.

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  18. Raechel HudsonDecember 25, 2012 at 12:16 AM

    Merry Christmas to you too Derek, and to all the rest of you nutters ^_^

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  19. ChapterHouse-ReadsDecember 25, 2012 at 12:20 AM

    he's watching us, BEHAVE MUNCHKINS! We must not get on landy Clauses
    naughty list!

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  20. Overwritten TeamDecember 25, 2012 at 12:20 AM

    Merry Christmas Derek!! And just in case I don't get the opportunity to: Happy New Year!! :D

    That goes for all you commenting too :)

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  21. Overwritten TeamDecember 25, 2012 at 12:23 AM

    So... what presents have you all gotten? :D

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  22. ChapterHouse-ReadsDecember 25, 2012 at 12:27 AM

    indeed! you did a sarcastic post last year about how your family is cheap on buying presents for you! (and how you always buy expensive gifts for them)
    Funny post that was!

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  23. Willow Storm December 25, 2012 at 12:27 AM

    MERRY CHRISTMAS DEREK!


    MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!


    *hugs*

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  24. ChapterHouse-ReadsDecember 25, 2012 at 12:27 AM

    My last comment was @ Derek

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  25. ChapterHouse-ReadsDecember 25, 2012 at 12:28 AM

    I keep on mixing Darren Shan and Derek Landy up! I talk to darren alot!

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  26. Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplayingDecember 25, 2012 at 12:28 AM

    I'm going to sleep. G'night.

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  27. ChapterHouse-ReadsDecember 25, 2012 at 12:34 AM

    bye

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  28. SirDecember 25, 2012 at 12:35 AM

    Merry Christmas, if you celebrate it.

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  29. UnknownDecember 25, 2012 at 12:46 AM

    Near the top!

    I just finished reciting the entire Grinch poem on my front lawn.

    And he..he himself. The Grinch carved the roast beast.

    Thank you, goodbye.

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  30. AnonymousDecember 25, 2012 at 12:47 AM

    Merry Xmas everyone!!!!!

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  31. MichelleDecember 25, 2012 at 12:57 AM

    Wishing all of you a very happy holiday. Enjoy yourselves and be safe <3

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  32. Azazel InfarielDecember 25, 2012 at 1:17 AM

    sup guys

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  33. Azazel InfarielDecember 25, 2012 at 1:19 AM

    christmas is as awesome this year as it is every year, its such a great time of year for people who celebrate it

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  34. UnknownDecember 25, 2012 at 1:21 AM

    Merry Christmas everyone! :D

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  35. AnonymousDecember 25, 2012 at 1:22 AM

    You, too Pandora!!! :-)

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  36. -HB/Joe-December 25, 2012 at 1:22 AM

    RAECHEL HUDSON


    "MAN WALKS DOWN THE STREET IN THAT HAT, PEOPLE KNOW HE AIN'T AFRAID OF ANYTHING."

    FDALKJEICKEAMLWIOMWI YOU PROBABLY WON'T EVEN SEE THIS BUT MERRY CHRISTMAS.

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  37. SnoogyDecember 25, 2012 at 1:31 AM

    Merry Christmas!
    ...
    I should really be asleep, it's only 6 hours until I have to wake up again :)

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  38. Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja StalkerDecember 25, 2012 at 1:32 AM

    MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYOOONE!!!

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  39. Mycroft Holmes (Ember)December 25, 2012 at 1:33 AM

    Merry christmas everyone! Although I don't know why you're on here when you could be doing something else. NEVER MIND.

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  40. AnonymousDecember 25, 2012 at 1:33 AM

    You, too!!!! XD

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  41. Mycroft Holmes (Ember)December 25, 2012 at 1:34 AM

    BYE!

    P.S I got an iphone!

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  42. Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja StalkerDecember 25, 2012 at 1:34 AM

    And now, I shall go admire my presents once again.

    HAVE A GREAT DAY EVERYONE WITH LOTS OF PRESSIES AND FUN TIMES AND OVER-EATING!!!

    ~ Missy

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  43. UnknownDecember 25, 2012 at 2:38 AM

    I'm writing my letter to Santa. :D

    Lots of annoying questions. My mom is getting a little freaked out :D :D

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  44. Valkyrie V. - Ivy December 25, 2012 at 2:51 AM

    Merry Christmas, Derek!


    I celebrated it today - Christmas Eve - with part of my family, and then with the rest tomorrow. Two, well, three, Christmases! Yay!


    Hope you get some decent presents, Derek!

    (If you were in America, I would've gotten you a present, but... )

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  45. Valkyrie V. - Ivy December 25, 2012 at 3:14 AM

    OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD



    I JUST GOT AN IPHONE 4S



    WHAT IS GOING ON

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  46. ~Acacia Volt~December 25, 2012 at 3:20 AM

    SUPERNATURAL! YEAH! GO DEREK! WOOO!

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  47. Min (Thalia)December 25, 2012 at 3:59 AM

    Merry Christmas Derek, and to all of the bloggers <3

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  48. I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaurDecember 25, 2012 at 4:02 AM

    HOLY SH*T


    I JUST FINISHED MERLIN...



    CHRISTMAS IS NOW RUINED FOREVER
    THIS MEMORY IS GOING TO AHUNT ALL OF MY CHRISTMASES


    ***FOREVER****

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  49. I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaurDecember 25, 2012 at 4:03 AM

    I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO FEEL
    BUT IT'S DEFINITELY NOT HAPPY



    OH

    MY

    GOD


    *DIES*

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  50. I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaurDecember 25, 2012 at 4:07 AM

    is anyone else here??? I need someone to die with...

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  51. I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaurDecember 25, 2012 at 4:15 AM

    any ways...

    on THAT happy note


    MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!


    *Dies again*

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  52. AnonymousDecember 25, 2012 at 4:56 AM

    Frowns at Jubi's corpse. That must have been a really bad final episode...

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  53. I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaurDecember 25, 2012 at 4:58 AM

    *resssurects*
    O
    MI
    GOD

    FABI IT RUINED MY CHRISTMAS!
    YET IT WAS AN AMAZING EPISODE



    GAH!!

    *dies again*

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  54. I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaurDecember 25, 2012 at 4:59 AM

    I DONT KNOW WHAT TO FEEL!

    I JUST WANT TO DIEEE!!!!

    wait.. I AM dead... heh heh riight...
    *goes back to being dead...*

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  55. I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaurDecember 25, 2012 at 5:02 AM

    WHY DID THEY HAVE TO PUT IT OUR RIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS?!?!



    WWHHYYY??!?!!?!??!!!???!!!??!!

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  56. AnonymousDecember 25, 2012 at 5:02 AM

    Merry Christmas 2 you, too. XD

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  57. AnonymousDecember 25, 2012 at 5:03 AM

    Idk, I didn't plan it. Maybe they thought christmas would make y'all feel better after it?

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  58. AnonymousDecember 25, 2012 at 5:03 AM

    For a corpse, you talk an awful lot. :-p

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  59. I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaurDecember 25, 2012 at 5:04 AM

    NO!! MY CHRISTMASES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME NOW!!!!!!!





    *sob*

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  60. I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaurDecember 25, 2012 at 5:04 AM

    wel.. I need SOMETHING to do while I'm dead...

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  61. AnonymousDecember 25, 2012 at 5:04 AM

    Ah. Well I have a grudge against December 9 for a similar reason. Except not Merlin.

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  62. AnonymousDecember 25, 2012 at 5:05 AM

    Haha.

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  63. AnonymousDecember 25, 2012 at 5:05 AM

    Well, it's not that different talking with a dead person than a live one. :-)

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  64. I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaurDecember 25, 2012 at 5:07 AM

    MY LIFE WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!!!


    ok I'm probably over exaggerating on this... tomorrow I'll probably wake up and be like "Oh Silly me... It wasn't THAT bad..."



    WTF AM I SAYING?!??!?!? MY LIFE IS FOREVER CHANGED!!!!!!!!



    *screams*



    hehe

    *dies again*

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  65. AnonymousDecember 25, 2012 at 5:09 AM

    I see.

    "you really don't see, do you?"

    No, I really don't.

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  66. AnonymousDecember 25, 2012 at 5:10 AM

    Of course your life will never b the same. Ur dead.

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  67. I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaurDecember 25, 2012 at 5:12 AM

    Oh yea... GOOD POINT!





    *Clementine Brings me back to life*

    NO CLEMENTINE!! LEAVE ME DEAD!!!


    *dies again*

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  68. AnonymousDecember 25, 2012 at 5:12 AM

    Ur is dead!!!! The giants have awoken!!'

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  69. AnonymousDecember 25, 2012 at 5:13 AM

    Save us, Cosma? ...Lem? ...Grendaline? ...Tii? ...Someone?

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  70. AnonymousDecember 25, 2012 at 5:14 AM

    Sigh. At least it wasn't a rook attack.

    (I knoW, it sounds like nonsense 2 you.)

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  71. AnonymousDecember 25, 2012 at 5:14 AM

    Good Clementine. [pets]

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  72. AnonymousDecember 25, 2012 at 5:16 AM

    Alph? ...Humbaba? ...Spriggan? ...Mab? ...Zille? ...Friendly? ...Please?

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  73. I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaurDecember 25, 2012 at 5:16 AM

    NO! BAD CLEMENTINE!! NO APPLES FOR YOU!







    wbd...

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  74. AnonymousDecember 25, 2012 at 5:18 AM

    Heya, any fellow Glitchen who recognize these names. But I'm forgetting one... :-(((

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  75. AnonymousDecember 25, 2012 at 5:19 AM

    [gives Clementine an apple, and continues to rant about Glitch]

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  76. AnonymousDecember 25, 2012 at 5:20 AM

    [does not xPect u to listen or understand]

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  77. I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaurDecember 25, 2012 at 5:25 AM

    Yeah.. I have NO IDEA what you're talkin about...


    IM TOO BUSY DYING



    mreh


    playin my new Sims game that I got for Christmas to get my mind off of....... MERLIN

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  78. AnonymousDecember 25, 2012 at 5:30 AM

    OMG, it was Pot!!! I 4got Pot!!!!!

    (glitch.com, it was the awesomely game ever!!!)

    Pot...? Stoot....? Little poundcake??

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  79. I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaurDecember 25, 2012 at 5:30 AM

    erm... YEAH! GOOD JOB FABI U REMEMBERED!....


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  80. AnonymousDecember 25, 2012 at 5:30 AM

    *awesomest

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  81. AnonymousDecember 25, 2012 at 5:31 AM

    The eleveness of everything. XD

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  82. AnonymousDecember 25, 2012 at 5:32 AM

    Grins. Frowns. Pot, I'll never 4get u again if u bring back Ur!!!!! Please????

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  83. I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaurDecember 25, 2012 at 5:33 AM

    Fabi... you're confusing me...


    AND I'M DEAD!

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  84. AnonymousDecember 25, 2012 at 5:37 AM

    Lol the giants were characters in the game glitch which rocked then died. Stoot and LP are/were staff members that if anyone could bring back Ur, they could. Ur was the name for the world in glitch, the rook was the villain, Prime numbers (esp 11) were important...

    Guess I'd feel the same way if u were talking Merlin though. XD

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  85. I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaurDecember 25, 2012 at 5:37 AM

    oh my god...


    i'm scarred for LIFE


    LIFE I TEL YOU


    btw.. I'm alive again... Death was too boring

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  86. AnonymousDecember 25, 2012 at 5:38 AM

    Yay! I've never confused a dead person before. :-p my explanation probably confused you more, srry.

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  87. AnonymousDecember 25, 2012 at 5:38 AM

    Congrats, glad you're back!

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  88. I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaurDecember 25, 2012 at 5:38 AM

    haha I'm waiting for my Sims Expansion Pack to install.... NUGH

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  89. AnonymousDecember 25, 2012 at 5:41 AM

    Glitch rocked!!! You could milk butterflies, donate to shrines to gain favor with the giants, harvest eggs from an egg plant, meet awesome people, pocket salmon, and SO MUCH MORE!!! Wish I'd truly gotten 2 experience all of it ;-(

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  90. I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaurDecember 25, 2012 at 5:41 AM

    ohh!! i think I got it! :)


    k

    i will be very very distant... :P

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  91. AnonymousDecember 25, 2012 at 5:42 AM

    Got the expansion pack, or my quarazy explanation??

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  92. AnonymousDecember 25, 2012 at 5:43 AM

    [continues to rant] I didn't even complete Haraiva!!!!

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  93. Eve the ROCKDecember 25, 2012 at 5:46 AM

    Yay, I'm part of the gang! Thanks, Editor's Article!

    And Merry Christmas, everyone!

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  94. AnonymousDecember 25, 2012 at 5:53 AM

    Merry Christmas!!!

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  95. AnonymousDecember 25, 2012 at 5:57 AM

    I'll never be able 2 go 2 Roobrik or Balzare again!!!!

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  96. AnonymousDecember 25, 2012 at 5:58 AM

    The only thing worse was when I thought the faceless ones was the last sp book! Then I realized there were more I couldn't get here. I cheated. :-p

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  97. AnonymousDecember 25, 2012 at 6:03 AM

    My Australia friends sent me books, like they always do. No KOTW though. :-(

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  98. AnonymousDecember 25, 2012 at 6:04 AM

    This is boring ima go act out SP scenes with my sisters rainbow magic books!!! Bye, nobody!!!! XD

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  99. I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaurDecember 25, 2012 at 6:16 AM

    HELLO WORLDLY PEOPLE OF BLOGLAND!!


    is anyone ther?

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  100. AnonymousDecember 25, 2012 at 6:18 AM

    Nope :-p

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  101. I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaurDecember 25, 2012 at 6:20 AM

    OK...


    I thought that some one was out there...

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  102. AnonymousDecember 25, 2012 at 6:21 AM

    Nope, guess you were wrong.

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  103. AnonymousDecember 25, 2012 at 6:21 AM

    I'm just a figment of your imagination, and my own.

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  104. AnonymousDecember 25, 2012 at 6:22 AM

    Lol XD

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  105. I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaurDecember 25, 2012 at 6:29 AM

    Ohh


    yeah that happens to me a lot....


    HI FIGMENT OF MY IMAGINATION THAT SOUNDS JUST LIKE FABI!

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  106. AnonymousDecember 25, 2012 at 6:31 AM

    Skulduggery Pleasant, chapters late 16-17.
    STARRING
    Emily the emerald fairy as skulduggery
    Lara the black cat fairy as Valkyrie Cain
    Penny the pony fairy as Tanith Low
    Felicity the Friday Fairy as Ghastly
    Stacey the soccer fairy as Mr. Bliss
    Rebecca the rock'n'roll fairy as Serpine
    Poppy the piano fairy as the White Cleaver
    Brittany the basketball fairy as the other cleaver
    Jade the disco fairy, Polly the party fun fairy, Amy the amethyst fairy, Bethany the ballet fairy and Chloe the topaz fairy as hollow men.

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  107. AnonymousDecember 25, 2012 at 6:32 AM

    Blinks innocently.

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  108. AnonymousDecember 25, 2012 at 6:32 AM

    Yeah, I guess it does. Lol XD

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  109. I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaurDecember 25, 2012 at 6:33 AM

    nice casting Strange Figment of my Imagination Person

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  110. I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaurDecember 25, 2012 at 6:34 AM

    there sould be a death fairy for Solomon Wreath...

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  111. AnonymousDecember 25, 2012 at 6:35 AM

    Haha, I usually use Maya the Harp fairy or Riganna the Seahorse fairy.

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  112. AnonymousDecember 25, 2012 at 6:36 AM

    *rihanna

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  113. I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaurDecember 25, 2012 at 6:37 AM

    ooohh


    SEAHORSES ARE PRETTY!!
    don't you argee Clementine?

    Clementine: NIEGH

    I KNEW YOU WOULD! *pats Clementine*

    Hey Clementine, is it OK if I call you Clemy? Because Clementine takes too long to type...

    Clementine: NEIGH!

    YAY! you're name is Clemy for now on

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  114. AnonymousDecember 25, 2012 at 6:37 AM

    OMG figment of Jubis imagination, you sound just like me!!!!!! [glares]

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  115. AnonymousDecember 25, 2012 at 6:38 AM

    Sorry, Fabi. I just...

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  116. AnonymousDecember 25, 2012 at 6:38 AM

    Not cool!! [battles]

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  117. AnonymousDecember 25, 2012 at 6:39 AM

    Hey, Jubi! Does it hurt when I battle figments of your imagination??

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  118. AnonymousDecember 25, 2012 at 6:41 AM

    You're imaginary!

    No, YOU'RE imaginary!!!!

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  119. AnonymousDecember 25, 2012 at 6:42 AM

    [the real one pats clemy, the fake one fakes it.]

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  120. AnonymousDecember 25, 2012 at 6:48 AM

    Polly the party fun fairy also plays Scapegrace and Grace the Glitter fairy is Crux. Brilliant, I know.

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  121. AnonymousDecember 25, 2012 at 6:50 AM

    Yawn. Ima go sleep, you should 2 if you aren't already.

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  122. UnknownDecember 25, 2012 at 6:51 AM

    And Happy Christmas to you too Derek ! :)

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  123. BethanyDecember 25, 2012 at 6:52 AM

    the doctor saved the world once again. merry christmas, derek. here's hoping your family manage to get you an awesome gift this year

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  124. KribuDecember 25, 2012 at 7:05 AM

    ~yawns~

    Christmas morning, it would appear. Happy Christmas/Yule/holidays of your choice or preference that happen to fall on this day/period, everyone!

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  125. Zathract MistDecember 25, 2012 at 7:08 AM

    Merry Christmas, Master Derek, and everyone else too!

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  126. Colleen McGuigan December 25, 2012 at 7:17 AM

    Merry Christmas! ^_^

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  127. I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaurDecember 25, 2012 at 7:58 AM

    HELLO EVERYONE!

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  128. Valkyrie V. - Ivy December 25, 2012 at 8:11 AM

    MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

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  129. Nixion StrangeDecember 25, 2012 at 8:38 AM

    MERRY CHRISTMAS

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  130. Charisma ThorneDecember 25, 2012 at 9:07 AM

    Merry Christmas everyone!! I can't stop!! Jubi, I haven't watched Merlin yet!! Hope everyone has a great day!!!!! And Merry Christmas Derek, I hope you get better presents for Christmas!! Bye!!

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  131. Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses)December 25, 2012 at 9:20 AM

    Merry Christmas Derek and everyone!
    Damn, I was waiting on the other post for about 30 mins...-_-

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  132. Katy A December 25, 2012 at 9:41 AM

    Merry Christmas to you too, Derek! :P

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  133. Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses)December 25, 2012 at 9:42 AM

    No one's staying on today...that's kinda rubbish.

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  134. UnknownDecember 25, 2012 at 9:51 AM

    DEREK! MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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  135. UnknownDecember 25, 2012 at 9:56 AM

    Mr Derek of the Landys. COME ONLINE OH LORD AND LET US BASK IN YOUR CHRISTMASSY GLORY.


    OH LORD.

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  136. Mycroft Holmes (Ember)December 25, 2012 at 9:57 AM

    A story for anyone who's bored and alone here.

    This was just a regular airport, and everything was normal.

    Wait. Scratch that. There's a woman in passport control arguing because her passport says she is a man named Vaurien Scapegrace. And her boyfriend apparently looks more handsome in his passport photograph then in real life. Wait, that's not a woman. It is Scapegrace.

    "I know it says I'm a man!" Scapegrace yelled. "I AM A MAN!"

    "Um, no, you're clearly not. Your boyfriend there, though, is. Still, he doesn't look anything like his passport photo."

    "HE IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND! AND I AM A MAN!"

    The security looked at him like he was absolutely crazy. "Sir, we're going to have to put you in jail if you keep insisting that you're male."

    "I AM MALE!"

    "Master... I don't actually know if you're male or not," Thrasher gulped.

    "OF COURSE I AM MALE YOU FOOL!" he screamed, and kicked Thrasher in the shin. Thrasher assumed the fetal position and cried.

    "Sir, we're going to have to put you in prison," the guard started.

    "No! No! The Zombie King will not take orders!"

    "I think it should be the Zombie Queen," Thrasher added helpfully, and Scapegrace pulled him off the floor.

    "Let us ride in our carriage!" he yelled, running towards one of those car things that airports have. (What do you call those?)

    Thrasher got in first and, once Scapegrace was seated, started driving at top speed. Scapegrace gave a regal wave to anybody who passed him, and like any good lady wearing a dress, he kept his legs together.

    Thrasher looked at him. "Ma'am?"

    "I am male, Thrasher."

    "You're wearing a dress. With flowers on it. Pink flowers."

    "But they're pretty!"

    "Um... All right... anyway, we're heading for a store. Do you want me to switch directions before we collide?"

    "No! The shops will part for the Zombie King!"

    Thrasher whimpered and drove straight into a cafe, knocking everybody over.

    Scapegrace whispered to Thrasher, "I need to get some makeup on the way, so can you head to Sephora?"

    Thrasher gave him a horrified look. "I think you're turning female."

    "No! I'm not! Just because a man wears a pink dress and high heels doesn't make him female!"

    Thrasher looked at Scapegrace's heels. "Ah. That's why you needed the car to get away from the security."

    "No! I practice running in heels all the time. See?" Scapegrace hopped out of the car and started running alongside it. That is, until he tripped and fell flat on his face.

    Thrasher jumped off the car and went to help Scapegrace up. "I'm sorry," he sobbed. "I shouldn't have let you run in heels."

    Scapegrace looked at him. "Wait, did you turn off the car?"

    A couple of shrieks gave him his answer, and he looked up to see the car disappearing into the sunset. Technically the airport. Details, details.

    "Well, if we can't run, we can hide!" Scapegrace shouted, and jumped into a coffee shop. "Act normal!" he told Thrasher.

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  137. Mycroft Holmes (Ember)December 25, 2012 at 9:58 AM

    They both sat down at a table. And sat. And sat. And then a guy came up to Scapegrace.

    "Hello, beautiful. Can I buy you something?"

    Scapegrace looked at him. "Bring me a cup of coffee, slave."

    He laughed. "All right then. Is this your boyfriend?"

    Scapegrace looked at Thrasher. He was sleeping with his mouth wide open, and was slowly sliding down the chair. "Um."

    "I'll take that as a no."

    And then the man kept on talking to her—HIM, sorry—and would not shut up. And Scapegrace was beginning to feel annoyed. She—HE—kept trying to tell him that he was male, but the guy would just laugh and say something boring.

    Finally, the man left, but only so he could order Scapegrace's coffee and come back. Scapegrace woke Thrasher up by slapping him.

    "Thrasher," he said, "I need you to pretend you're my boyfriend so this man will stop bugging me."

    Thrasher looked at him blankly. "OK." When Scapegrace turned away, he squealed happily.

    The man came back.

    "DON'T TOUCH MY BOYFRIEND!" Thrasher screamed, flailing his arms about, and Scapegrace put his head in his hands. "DON'T TOUCH HIM! GET AWAY FROM HIM! GO! MOVE!"

    The man gave him a confused look, and Thrasher said, "SEE? HE HATES YOU ENOUGH THAT HE MADE ME HIS BOYFRIEND! SO GO!"

    The man was completely lost for words, so he settled for walking away.

    "YOU'D BETTER RUN!" Thrasher shouted, and the man walked faster.

    "How did I do?" he said.

    Scapegrace stared at him with his mouth open. "I am going to kill you," he managed to say.

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  138. UnknownDecember 25, 2012 at 10:05 AM

    Wow, September. That is really good! :D

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  139. Mycroft Holmes (Ember)December 25, 2012 at 10:33 AM

    Oh, thank you Maralie!

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  140. Mycroft Holmes (Ember)December 25, 2012 at 10:42 AM

    If you read the first sentence of Death Bringer to a dictator, it will come out like this: The closing Dynamique can like that watching everything of aghast at the table.

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  141. Willow Storm December 25, 2012 at 11:28 AM

    Merry Christmas, everyone! :D ♥

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  142. AnonymousDecember 25, 2012 at 11:32 AM

    MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!


    Editorsarticle, I'm part of the gang now? I feel so loved!

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  143. AnonymousDecember 25, 2012 at 11:33 AM

    DOCTOR WHO TODAY! THE FIRST EPISODE THAT I WILL WATCH LIVE!

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  144. AnonymousDecember 25, 2012 at 11:37 AM

    By live I mean as it airs, o'course.

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  145. AnonymousDecember 25, 2012 at 11:39 AM

    And I am going now, for it is Christle Mistle!

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  146. UnknownDecember 25, 2012 at 11:53 AM

    Oh dear....wait...nope I'm good! Doctor Who is on tomorrow, for me...that is.
    YAYNESS.

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  147. UnknownDecember 25, 2012 at 11:53 AM

    Oh dear....wait...nope I'm good! Doctor Who is on tomorrow, for me...that is.
    YAYNESS.

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  148. Mycroft Holmes (Ember)December 25, 2012 at 12:08 PM

    Bored. BORED.

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  149. UnknownDecember 25, 2012 at 12:12 PM

    Can't wait for Doctor who, maybe he prevented the world from ending

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  150. ValiceDecember 25, 2012 at 12:20 PM

    Merry Christmas to everyone!!! :) <3

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  151. UnknownDecember 25, 2012 at 12:23 PM

    Off topic !!!

    But Derek do you know you are a green egg on twitter?

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  152. Star InkbrightDecember 25, 2012 at 12:58 PM

    ADMIRE MY NEW PROFILE PICTURE! MADE IT THIS MORNING! WITH MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT, AKA PHOTOSHOP!

    Admire itttttttttttttttt. Took me hours . . . mostly coz I was figuring out how to use Photoshop at the same time . . .

    BUT WHATEVER.

    Merry Christmas, everyone!

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  153. I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaurDecember 25, 2012 at 1:15 PM

    MERRY CHRISTMAS BLOGLAND!!!! *drinks eggnog*

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  154. Mycroft Holmes (Ember)December 25, 2012 at 1:28 PM

    Blognog, more like.

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  155. I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaurDecember 25, 2012 at 1:40 PM

    Blognog.... Yeah I like that better...

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  156. LucianaDecember 25, 2012 at 1:44 PM

    MERRY CHRISTMAS, YOU PERFECT PEOPLE YOU!<3


    IMREALLYHAPPYBECAUSEIOWN52SKULDUGGERYPLEASANTBOOKSANDOHMYGOLDENGODTHEYAREALLGLORIOUSANDIMGETTINGMOREBECAUSEIGOTSOMEMONEYASWELLASTHESEOTHERTHINGS:3

    MERRY CHRISTMAS, GUYS! MERRY CHRISTMAS, DEREK!

    I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE (HAD) A WONDERFUL DAY, LIKE YOU DESERVE!:3 <3

    now I might go watch Avengers... :D

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  157. Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias)December 25, 2012 at 2:00 PM

    Merry Christmas Derek! I got a bunch of Doctor Who stuff like the latest season, i got an iPod Touch, uhm...my SP books KOTW paperback and TEOTW Aussie version arent here yet, Amazon didnt get them in time,

    ITS A WHITE CHRITMAS MASTER DEREK :D

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  158. I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaurDecember 25, 2012 at 2:06 PM

    was anyone else EXEEDINGLY upset by Merlin??

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  159. Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias)December 25, 2012 at 2:06 PM

    And you can tell Skulddugery I was the one who stopped some idiots from trying to start a tsunami at Irelabd, needless to say they are not free today

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  160. Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias)December 25, 2012 at 2:08 PM

    Uhm i dont watch Merlin sorry! My iPod is copying my iPad data atm so i just waiting

    And i promised Derek to take pictures of my white Christmas i shall

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  161. Mycroft Holmes (Ember)December 25, 2012 at 2:17 PM

    Hey Zaf! I got an iPhone!

    Would anybody be kind enough to look at my blog? I reccomend fanfics on it.

    http://septembersilver.blogspot.sg/

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  162. Mycroft Holmes (Ember)December 25, 2012 at 2:23 PM

    WHY AM I SO BORED?

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  163. Mycroft Holmes (Ember)December 25, 2012 at 2:23 PM

    Hello?

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  164. Mycroft Holmes (Ember)December 25, 2012 at 2:23 PM

    I've decided that I like balloons.

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  165. Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias)December 25, 2012 at 2:23 PM

    Im on my iPod! :F

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  166. Mycroft Holmes (Ember)December 25, 2012 at 2:24 PM

    Derek Landy, you are awesome, and funny, and amazing, and I can't think of anything else to say right now, and this sentence is too long, and I just realised that I always make sentences this long, and I think my English teacher would have a fit.

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  167. Mycroft Holmes (Ember)December 25, 2012 at 2:25 PM

    How are ya, Zaf?

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  168. Noelle December 25, 2012 at 2:25 PM

    MERRy CHRISTMAS YALL!

    ~Adra's new laptop#forthewin

    *hands out skulcakes and fezzes and mini santa hats*

    <3

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  169. Mycroft Holmes (Ember)December 25, 2012 at 2:25 PM

    MERRy CHRISTMAS to you too!

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  170. Noelle December 25, 2012 at 2:29 PM

    oi.
    I'm still getting used to the new keyboard.

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  171. Mycroft Holmes (Ember)December 25, 2012 at 2:30 PM

    I know... I'm just joking. *hugs*

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  172. Mycroft Holmes (Ember)December 25, 2012 at 2:30 PM

    Have I met you before?

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  173. Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias)December 25, 2012 at 2:31 PM

    I got my iPod!!!! Gotta find Sp walpaper

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  174. LucianaDecember 25, 2012 at 2:36 PM

    OH YEAH:

    SPARKY SAYS HELLO AND MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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  175. Mycroft Holmes (Ember)December 25, 2012 at 2:36 PM

    Hey Lucy!

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  176. Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias)December 25, 2012 at 2:39 PM

    Gtg guys snowball fight bbl!!!

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  177. LucianaDecember 25, 2012 at 2:39 PM

    Hello.

    I'm on and off. :s

    Waiting for my dad to get home since he's working today.

    And my brother keeps yelling at me for no reason! I swear he's had too much sugar...

    Speaking of my brother, I need to buy DD onwards in Audio book format because he refuses to read but wants to know what happens without me explaining it...

    He's so awkward ._.

    MERRY CHRISTMAS!:D

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  178. Noelle December 25, 2012 at 2:40 PM

    NO, I don't believe so *shakes hand* hello, I'm Adrasdos Dark, an American elder at the sanctuary :D

    And I have a cardboard cutout of a TARDIS and a David Tennant. And so much more. And a fez. Wow. I love Christmas.

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  179. Valkyrie V. - Ivy December 25, 2012 at 2:51 PM

    OH MY GOD IT'S ALMOST TIME FOR PRESENTSSSSSSSSSS

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  180. Noelle December 25, 2012 at 2:55 PM

    LOL VAL :D I GOT A TARDIS. A LIFE. SIZED. TARDIS. AND A TENNANT. WTMFH AND A FEZ. *creys*

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  181. LucianaDecember 25, 2012 at 3:00 PM

    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

    I got my HG admin to start reading SP! :D

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  182. Flip and BibbleDecember 25, 2012 at 3:15 PM

    And a very merry Christmas to you!...Wish I had the confidence to say more...I HAVE QUESTIONS DAMN IT AND MY BRAIN WON'T LET ME ASK THEM!

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  183. Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias)December 25, 2012 at 3:20 PM

    Bloody hell!!!!! They killed me!!! Snow down my back

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  184. UnknownDecember 25, 2012 at 3:20 PM

    I got an iPhone for Christmas!

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  185. UnknownDecember 25, 2012 at 3:37 PM

    Anyone here?

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  186. Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias)December 25, 2012 at 3:38 PM

    I got an iPod touch doctor who last season tardis lamp skyrherin shirt thg dvd thg ring ans gift cards

    As for later today idk

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  187. UnknownDecember 25, 2012 at 3:42 PM

    I got a lot of books, an iPhone, CD's from musicals, a book of Cats music, a book of Phantom of the Opera music, and a book of some songs from Jekyll and Hyde that didn't get used in the final show.

    I'm doing my stocking after breakfast

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  188. Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias)December 25, 2012 at 3:43 PM

    So god help me f i dont shoot trevor he shoting me!

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  189. ValkyrieMarshmallowDecember 25, 2012 at 3:43 PM

    HAPPY CHRISTMAS!! :D

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  190. Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias)December 25, 2012 at 3:44 PM

    Ooh the Jekyll and Hyde thing sounds cool!

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  191. UnknownDecember 25, 2012 at 3:46 PM

    Hi ValkyrieMarshmallow!

    Can I call you ValMar?

    I have to go eat breakfast now. Homemade cinnamon buns. :D

    Truly today is wonderful.

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  192. ValkyrieMarshmallowDecember 25, 2012 at 3:47 PM

    Hey! :D yeah, sure:) I was going to take Persephone as my taken name too! Im still deciding though... XD

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  193. Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias)December 25, 2012 at 3:54 PM

    Well im so happy Derek gave me the best christmas present on sunday

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  194. UnknownDecember 25, 2012 at 4:06 PM

    Oi! Persephone is mine. You can be Ethelfritha ;P

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  195. Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias)December 25, 2012 at 4:11 PM

    Im gonna kill my brother

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  196. AnonymousDecember 25, 2012 at 4:14 PM

    My dad got a BONGO! A BONGO!!! Like,the drum kind!!!

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  197. Georgina HowlettDecember 25, 2012 at 4:18 PM

    WHY DOES THIS POST NOT HAVE MANY COMMENTS

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  198. AnonymousDecember 25, 2012 at 4:19 PM

    Oh, dear, the ded.

    Ahem
    I dedicate this page to the Christmas spirit: presents, strange dreams of Santa Claus on the roof with a salad, visiting relatives, candy, and all that jazz!!! Oh, and even if y'all don't celebrate Christmas, have a nIce day any way! XD

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  199. AnonymousDecember 25, 2012 at 4:19 PM

    Cause it's Xmas, Georgina.

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  200. Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses)December 25, 2012 at 4:19 PM

    Because, everyone's being sentimental at Christmas.

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