... in the drunk tank, an old man said to me, won't see another one, and then they sang a song, the rare old Mountain Dew, I turned my face away, and dreamed about you...
I hope everyone has a wonderful Christmas and you have lots of laughs and get the biggest smiles when people open the presents you've given them. And for those of you who don't celebrate Christmas... hey, it's a day off school, right?
Oh, and Skulduggery was very happy to hear that the Americans kept up their side of the bargain. Nice going, fellas.
Monday, December 24, 2012
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you have no idea how much happiness I'm feeling right now
I'm glad you're amused.
FML
I'm waiting for the dedication so I can leave, cuz I really have to go right now.
OK i DONT ded this page to Mycroft and his umbrella (though they are BOTH awesome). I dedicate this page to Merlin and Sherlock and Doctor Who and Sims and Batman and Harry Potter and Skulduggery Pleasant (and all the other things that I love) and the fact that I beat Ember... YAY
MOO
imma blue cow
Congratulations.
Why, may I ask, are you a blue cow?
because I AM.... is there more that you must know?????
hmmf
*trots away*
Whatever.
How long have you been a blue cow?
BNDIS GLLFKGLUKDJHLKJ;EIWLLGIIIIIIIIQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaAaAaAaAaaRaet SSSTDKJGfoy utt c877fo UGITUDF8GOSGUIV
Since the witch turned me into a pony
I see.
Ember.... you OK?
of course you're not!!
I BEAT YOU
CURSE YOU FOREVER JUBI!!!!!!!!
Totally makes sense.
And you dedded it to Sherlock too!!!!!
Dammit, now Eden has 2 points.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<3 YOU TOO EMBER ^_^
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happiness
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I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If we shadows have offended,
Think but this and all is mended,
That you have but slumbered here
Whilst these visions did appear.
Are you on Eden's team?
*pats ember in the head*
If you want, I can give royalties to Mycroft and his umbrella
You know how the Fred guy does that scream?
I'm doing it now.
Afternoon
No... I'M ON MY OWN TEAM!
^_^
Heya Nix!
Giving royalties would be nice.
I'M DYING!!!! Nix!
ok
I HEREBY GIVE ROYALTIES TO MYCROFT HOLMES AND HIS UMBRELLA®!!
And this weak and idle theme,
No more yielding but a dream.
Gentles, do not reprehend,
If you pardon, we will mend.
And as I am an honest Puck
If we have unearnèd luck
Thus to 'scape the serpent's tongue
We will make amends ere long
Give me your hands if we be friends
And Robin shall restore amends.
What is with the R thing?!
Anyway, 9 and a half Mycroft dedications.
Goodness, an awful lot happened while I was typing that monologue, didn't it?
haha whoops typo :P I HEREBY ERASE THE R THING!
Beh
Yes it did.
Fabi, are you on my team?
Did you resurrect yourself? You're not italicized anymore.
Although it's cool.
Maybe I could trademark it!
Mycroft and his Umbrella!
Fabi, are you on my team?
I think that BBC already did that...
Nah, I got bored of the italics.
But not alive yet.
Wait... Nix how do you do Italics?
*gasp*
Happiness.
This is September Seneca Silver, reporting live from the BSB in Ghost Town.
The Mycroft revolution has apparently reached a...thingy.
Oh, now we're choosing sides?
Well, I'm definitely not on Eden's team. I refuse to ded to Sherlock's pipe.
Hmm...
Choosing sides can be a dangerous thing...
Then again...
Hmm...
I suppose so.
Yes we are, Fabi.
Actually, it's not sides, it's more like DO YOU WANT TO BE PART OF THE MAHU REVOLUTION?
Wow. Mahu. That works quite well, doesn't it?
YAY! FABI, STAR, AND SEPTEMBER! It's the current dream team!
Free umbrella! *hands over umbrella*
SHERLOCK DOESN'T HAVE A PIPE!! unless you mean the OLD one... he has NICOTINE PATCHESS
Sounds like an island in Hawaii.
Jubi: I KNOW!!!!
Fabi: I KNOW!!!!
< i > Text in here < / i >
But no spaces
weee
YAY! IT WORKED!!
ooooo
YAY!!!!
Haha. XD
HELLO MY NAME IS JUBILANCE GLEE AND I HAVE COME TO KILL YOU
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
MAHU!! WHOOP!!!!! WE'RE GOING TO WIN!!!!
really
Bold in the same but a 'b' instead of the 'i'
I'm not going to kill you, cause I'm a doctor/healing person/news reporter/leader of MAHU
Goodness.
JKSKJB
NO YOU'RE NOT!! TEAM JUBI WILL WIN! BACK ME UP GUYS!
*realises that I don't have anyone on team Jubilance*
crap
What do you mean goodness?
You have Clemy.
See?
And anyway, what is your team CALLED?
My Internet is slow.
OH YEAH!
What's your team called?
my team is called the REVENGE BRIGADE!
xD
The Resistance? XD
or was it the vengeance brigade...?
Umm... Technically a brigade is... GAH! Where's death bringer?
haha I don't have a copy... or else I would check...
UUGHH
Brb. Je cherche DB
D'accord
That works too.
THIS IS SEPTEMBER SENECA SILVER, reporting from the BSB in Ghost Town.
Jubliance glee has started to actively fight against the MAHU revolution. Her team is known as the Revenge Brigade.
On her side is Clemy.
On MAHU's side is Star and a reluctant Fabi.
Eden has his own revolution, the SAHP revolution, but he is the only one on his team thus far (even though Jubi helped him out without knowing it earlier today.)
CURRENT SCORE:
MAHU: 9 and a half
SAHP: 2
TVB: 1
I'M SORRY EMBER! I DIDN'T MEAN TO!
XD
GAH! Can't find it. My sis probably has it, and I don't want to wake her up.
MAHU for the win baby!!!
XD
It's okay, it's just a little war thing to pass the time :D
a military unit having its own headquarters and consisting of two or more regiments, squadrons, groups, or battalions.
GO DICTIONARY.COM!
The quote's in Dark Days Fabi
and a reluctant Fabi
Yeah, I'm a bit like China that way. Don't like taking sides or action.
Oh, and I'm going now. Fabi, make sure we get more points. And get some footage of the fight.
Bye guys!
My sis has that one, too.
BYE EMBER!!!
Goodness. That's an awful lot of responsibility for someone as shifty as me. XD
Bye!!!
[pulls out camera and begins to film]
Yippee, "war footage"
*starts fighting a bush*
[films]
This is Fabi S. reporting live from the BSB in Ghost Town.
It appears that Miss Jubilance Glee and a bush are fighting a duel over a matter of honor.
I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!
*rips the bush apart limb from limb*
MWAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!
*Strips all the leaves off the bush*
I HAVE DEFEATED YOU!
Yaaaawn.
Oh!
News Flash:
It appears that Miss Jubilance Glee has defeated the bush.
That's why I'm cameraninja. No action required. I stink at commentating.
XD
HAHA!
I DEFEATED TEH BOOSH
*blows up Jubi*
D'you think it's bad that I stay up later on a regular day than I'm going to end up doing on New Year's Eve?
I know. I filmed it.
HEY! *clemy breathes fire on Kessie*
HA!
xP
News Flash:
This is Fabi S. reporting from the BSB in ghost town. Kestrel LeStarre has blown up Jubilance Glee.
Clementine, the fire breathing flying Dolvampony has breathed fire on Kestrel LeStarre.
Jubi, Ivy already killed you anyway, so what does it matter?
What will be the conclusion to this epic battle?
Will Kessie make it out of the barrage of flame?
Did Jubi secretly survive the explosion?
Stay tuned.
The truth is revealed!
A mysterious Ivy, probably Ivy Animosity killed Jubilance Glee some time ago.
Have we been talking to a ghost this entire time?
Fine.
*puts up symbol shield before fire hits me*
I refuse to properly fight a flying Dolvampony.
well TECHNICALLY you made Ivy kill me.... because you wrote that part
HAish
News flash:
Kestrel has refused to fight a Dolvampony!
She has put up a shield to prevent being burned.
What will be Jubi's response to this?
Stay tuned.
News Flash:
Jubilance Glee has accused Kestrel LeStarre of murder!
What will Kessie say to these accusations?
*Clemy turns into a dragon*
HOLY SH*T
Haha jk :P
'Course I'm a murderer. Lived on the streets for a couple years, didnt I?
And Jubi, the part where you actually DIED was written by Val.
I'm a murderer!
*puts hand up*
My eyes hurt from all these flashes...
Nix is most DEFINITELY a murderer.
Who like to scream "YOU BE DEADED", and fight alive corpses.
*likes
I used to like it
...
Okay, I still like it
News Flash:
Kestrel LeStarre and Nixion Strange have admitted to being murderers. Kessie's eyes hurt from all these flashes, and Clementine the Dolvampony didn't really turn into a dragon!
Yes, Nix, we know you do. It's okay. *pats head*
Embrace your inner lunatic. Fun times guaranteed.
Can I kill Fabi?
I embraced it Kes. Then beat it up with a spoon. Then embraced what was left of it again
*grins*
And I've killed, like, two people. And it wasn't my fault!
This is Fabi S. reporting live from Ghost Town.
Nix has threatened to kill a really awesome cameraninja!!!!
You embraced your inner Jell-O!
Nix, since when do you ask permission?
Go right ahead. *gestures at Fabi*
I already ate that Kes
And I've killed dozens of people. Armies
Oh, and...
Well...
I need to ask a favour for me to do that Kes
?
A favour? Okay...
Nixion Strange and Kestrel LeStarre are plotting to kill Fabi S., who is talking about herself in third person!
Well, you see, I'm still dead
So I need to posses you
I'm not plotting anything!
...Well....
*shifty eyes*
The latest and the greatest!
Nixion Strange has asked to posses Kessie, so he can kill Fabi S., if her faulty Internet doesn't kill her first.
Oh, God.
Nix, you mean as a Faceless One? Thereby turning me into a Faceless One vessel?
*thinks*
Cool! Yes, Nix, you may posess me.
No, not as a Faceless One. As a ghost
Nixion Strange is planning to turn into a faceless one and possess Kessie, who has given him permission!
Slightly less cool, but still yes.
You may posess me. I've never been possessed before...
EDIT: Nix will not be a faceless one, he will be a ghost.
No, I'm not
Fabi, get your info right
You guys get weirder every day, I swear...
*laugh*
Okay
Oh, and I probably should warn you, this could cause permanent damage
* possesses Kes*
But Kessie has still given him permission!
Fabi is shaking in her shoes.
NO SHE'S NOT!!!
Oh, right. She's barefoot.
Hi L.! Eventually we'll reach the point of no return.
OMG THERE'S A NEW CHARLIE THE UNICORN!
*watch*
Fabi has sent a metal goat in Kessie's general direction!
*gives up on possesion*
Good evening Luce!
There's a new Charlie the Unicorn!
Permanent da-
*is possessed*
Hello
Msd. I might take some meds and go back to sleep. Five hours sleep is much less than I'm used to. I thought I was getting better. Clearly, I was mistaken.
Oh, come on.
Now I have to go change my name back.
Luciana Scathing thinks we are weird, Fabi is taking that as a compliment.
Nix has given up on possessing Kessie, or has he?
Stay tuned.
*Scath
Kessie has to change her name back!
The metal goat is not attacking, it is eating a can.
CHARLIE THE UNICORN IS AMAZING!
Well, I hope you do get better, Luciana.
I feel like fighting
What is...Charlie the Unicorn?
Yeah that's why I said charlie the unicorn is amazing
Hellooooo?
Hi Val!
I wanna Skype, but unfortunately I don't HAVE Sype!
Nix, is it even POSSIBLE for you to fight without coming back to life or possessing someone?
VAL! hi.
Hi Val!
It is
News Flash:
It is possible for Nixion Strange to fight without coming to life or possessing someone!
Fabi doesn't think that is good.
Oh my Golden God.
Fabi, will you PLEASE stop with the news flashes? They hurt my eyes.
NEWS FLASH! the news flashes hurt Kessie's Eyes
News updates, then? XP
(ok, I know they can get annoying, fine.)
Thankee.
Jubi, just...
Jubi, that's my job!!!!!
:D
I'd say I'd love to Skype, Val, but I look like crap and it's 6am - I should be asleep.
[grimaces at Jubi]
I changed the language on Siri to UK English and now it speaks in a British accent. And it only understands me if I speak in a British accent too. It's hilarious.
[glares at Jubi]
*grimaces back at Fabi*
*then glares back at Fabi*
[glowers at Jubi]
*glowers at Fabi*
[grins evilly at Jubi]
uno!
uno!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haha, Val. That's ridiculous!
Haha, Val. That's ridiculous!
You little---- BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
Val, that's awesome!
My mum still hasn't really figured out how to use hers.
She asked me what 'cool' apps she should get(jokingly), and I responded with Instagram(also jokingly), and then she got it. So now my mum has Instagram, which i find ridiculously funny.
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