Monday, December 24, 2012

It was Christmas Eve, babe...

... in the drunk tank, an old man said to me, won't see another one, and then they sang a song, the rare old Mountain Dew, I turned my face away, and dreamed about you...


I hope everyone has a wonderful Christmas and you have lots of laughs and get the biggest smiles when people open the presents you've given them. And for those of you who don't celebrate Christmas... hey, it's a day off school, right?


Oh, and Skulduggery was very happy to hear that the Americans kept up their side of the bargain. Nice going, fellas.


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Anonymous said...

Hi Jubi!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Hi Fabi!

Jophiel said...

You know something good is going to happen when the start of a chapter goes like this...

Mevolent's castle wasn't blown up, much to Death's annoyance, and to make matters worse; Mevolent, himself, was waiting for her outside.

Anonymous said...

*Cue Beetoven's Fifth*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Yes!! make that your beginning!!


which you probably are..

Anonymous said...

Msd. iPod is throwing tempestuous tarantulas and tantalizing desserts. In other words, temper tantrums.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

What a happy way of putting it........................

Jophiel said...

My iPod does that all the time...

Anonymous said...

It's logged me out thrice and made me delete a comment...so, yeah.

Anonymous said...

It should know I'm not supposed to have desserts!
It's supposed to be smart!

Well, anyway, how's your day/night going?

Alastair Cruciatus said...

I really love the chapter I'm working on now... It's like this mix between funny and horrible and I'm enjoying it very much.

Anonymous said...

Can't wait to read it, Aretha!

Jophiel said...

My midday is grand! How is your (insert time of day here ->)___________

Anonymous said...

I hate fish tanks.
Also, I'm too tall for the table/bed/thing at the doctor's office.
Also I'm ticklish...
But I have no infected internal organs!

Anonymous said...

Evening/Night.

Jophiel said...

*Sighs*

BBS... Brother making me play minecraft...

Anonymous said...

See you!
[Is distant]

Lavender Hope said...

*glances at the top of the page*
Dantè? Really? You'll still be Dylan to me, whatever you change your name to.

Anonymous said...

Hi, Lav!
[Is distant]

Lavender Hope said...

What the-?

My first comment disappeared... I said something like this:

Hi. Here for a few minutes...

I think I said more, but I forgot.

Lavender Hope said...

Hi Fabi. :)

*wonders what Death has in store for us*
If it includes Mevolent, might not be so good...

Anonymous said...

I didn't see it, so idk what it said...

Anonymous said...

I'm trying to:
A. Bring Fabi the character back into the plot line.
B. Post a blog entry
C. Keep my fluids up. Aka drink lots of water.
D. Talk to you
E. Hate fish tanks.

Yeah...

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I have to admit, I'm curious.
The MC is a lot of fun!

Lavender Hope said...

Yeah it is. :)

Sorry, you can take D out... I might have to go soon and I'm also distant.

Good luck doing A and B! C's also an important one.

Still here for now.

Anonymous said...

I'm mostly doing B...C is pretty occasional.
E I can do without trying. Even if I was fish-sized, there'd be no room to dance in a fish tank.
I will continue doing D every so often until you leave, I like talking.
A I am thinking about how to do...

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Posted! Finally...

Lavender Hope said...

Okay, gotta go. Not saying bye but see ya!

Anonymous said...

F. Reading Aretha's post.

Anonymous said...

Ok, see ya!

Alastair Cruciatus said...

See you later, Lav!

Anonymous said...

OMG, Aretha!

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Thank you!! I'm glad you like it. I sort of mixed Croatoan's actual thoughts and feelings with this scripted thing about purpose... It was not only a way for him to distract Aretha; it was also a way he could deny his emotions to himself. By using them to embellish a lie, it makes it all seem less real... And of course I wouldn't fall for that. I mean, seriously... It got pretty rediculous...

Anonymous said...

I like MC's in general.
Trying to decide what to do with the heap of randomness I inherited from Ember's chapter.

Anonymous said...

Sounds preposterous. Is preposterous.

Anonymous said...
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Alastair Cruciatus said...

Oh- no, it was nothing too important; just me rambling about the mechanics of the chapter. And it does seem like her chapter would be somewhat difficult to build off of...

Anonymous said...

Yeah, it is. Fabi is thinking about snooping a bit!
Then she's probably going to get distracted and wind up in a tough situation, on which note I will end the chapter and get some sleep!

Anonymous said...

I need to get Fabi out of there.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Sounds like a good plan to me. :)

Anonymous said...

[Shrugs] It's good enough.
Hopefully Ember responds to my emailed questions soon.

Anonymous said...
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Zathract Mist said...

Really?

Dylan was on and I missed out on fighting?

*excessively exaggerated sigh*

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Yeah... That's the problem with emailing- it can be frustrating if you really need to write something, but you can't until you hear back from someone... And it's not like it's their fault, it can just be frustrating like that.

Lavender Hope said...

Hi again. Wbd and msd.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Hey Zathract! More people!!

Anonymous said...

Hi Zathract!
Hi Lav!

Yeah, Aretha. I just found that out. I'm working on another thingymabob until I hear back from Ember, which will probably be when I should be asleep. Yeah.

Wbd.

Lavender Hope said...

*wonders what to work on now*
I could write, but... Not sure what... I think I have to wait until Death finishes hers.

Lavender Hope said...

*hums*

Helena Ember Sky said...

Fabi. Just a question. Not related to me or anything... Who's Ember?

Anonymous said...

I can't wait for Death to finish hers.
I'm working on this poem I finished and lost...It's, erm, odd.

Anonymous said...

September Silver goes by Ember.
Apparently you do too?
Sorry for the confusion...

Lavender Hope said...

Her full name's September Silver. She's a healer.

Anonymous said...

If there was confusion...

Helena Ember Sky said...

Oh, no confusion! I was just wondering 'cos I've had Ember as my middle name for ages.

Anonymous said...

Well, it's good that there's no confusion. Confusion is bad.
Anyway, Hi!

Helena Ember Sky said...

Hello.

Lavender Hope said...

I just had a thought. If Lavender died, Sorlia's going to want to avenge her death...

She's an elemental, btw.

Anonymous said...

My taken middle name is either:
A. Viola
B. Classified
C. I'm not saying it right now, because I'm not in the mood.
D. I don't have one
E. None or all of the above

Lavender Hope said...

Hi Helena.

Why do I feel so confused...?

Anonymous said...

Are you killing off yourself, Lav?
Why would you want to do that?

Lavender Hope said...

I'll take it that it's Viola then. :P

Ignore the confused thing...

Lavender Hope said...

No, I was just thinking if I did, I'd still have to be in the Collab as Sorlia...

But I'm not thinking to anyway.

Anonymous said...

Ok. [Ignores confused thing].

Anonymous said...

Good. I hate important characters dying, and I lie reading your chapters.

Lavender Hope said...

My character? Important?

How so?

I'm glad you like my chapters. :)

Anonymous said...

She is forever linked with the plot, and right now, she's in the middle of the action, near the palace!

Zathract Mist said...

Sorry, I forgot I was here...

Lavender Hope said...

That's okay, Mist.

Forever linked?
*doesn't know how one chapter makes her forever linked, but gets that she's in the middle of the action*

Mostly due to Death though. If she didn't choose me first, I'd still be looking for Zaf until I could think of a better plan.

Anonymous said...

I liked that she kept the "destroy all the Sanctuaries" plan in the story, even if that wasn't the best idea in the first place, also since she Ugh, gtg. May bbl. Will finish explanation later.

Lavender Hope said...
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Lavender Hope said...

Bye Fabi. I think I get it.

Lavender Hope said...

And of course I kept the 'destroy all the sanctuaries' plot in there. 1)it was the first plot in the story, 2)we should keep that in there. You were actually listening in to Mevolent's plans. If it was just hearing it from someone else, it wouldn't matter so much(they could have been wrong), but it had Mevolent in it. That makes it a big part of the plot.

If someone were to read our Collab, they'd wonder what happened to that idea.
*has a thought*
Unless of course Mevolent changed his plan... Then I would have said all this for nothing...

Zathract Mist said...

I think I give up on Mevolent Collab...

People are posting too fast and I don't even know what's happening anymore. By the time I get my next post up, everyone will be dead.

Lavender Hope said...

But I guess I didn't because I kept the plot in the story in the second place.

*has confused herself*
*has been talking to herself*
I think I'm seriously going mental...

Lavender Hope said...

Never mind. Ignore that last sentence.

That's what I thought, Mist. But I was able to post my second one before Death did. Even though she waited. Still it wasn't long she had to.

Lavender Hope said...

Just find someone to work with when you get to Ireland. Someone who already has a subplot.

Me and Death. I didn't have a plot in the first place...

Anonymous said...

Back for a sec...take out the may bbl in my previous comment, by the time I finish this, I'll be needing sleep.

I'm glad you understand, Lav. At least I think you do...you're confusing me a bit...XD

And it is going slower today. Also, I doubt things would change that drastically that quickly.

Okay that is all I have time for.
Night/Day everyone!

Zathract Mist said...

I'd ask Ink, but I'm never on at the same time as her.

Jophiel said...

Hello!!!

Will be distant, writing!

Lavender Hope said...

Yeah, I think I confused myself too for a bit. I understand it though.

Email? She answers early in the morning, but it could work out.

Lavender Hope said...

Yay! Hi Death!

Speaking of emails...
*checks*

Zathract Mist said...

Nah...

I'll just read when everyone's finished. I'll also assume the plane blew up.

Fun.

Lavender Hope said...

But-but-but... You'd be the first one dead!

I could write it in for you... My character's mom could ask about the agents from the flight and find out it blew up, killing everyone on it...

If you want.

Lavender Hope said...

But-but-but... I don't want you dead. :(

Zathract Mist said...

Hmm... I guess you're right.

Having myself die of a plane explosion is a bit too abrupt.

I'll torture him first. Then kill him. Funner.

Be back later!

Lavender Hope said...

Bye, Mist!

*still doesn't want him to die*

Lavender Hope said...

I am so not good at torturing characters... In the physical sense.

I can probably get them pretty emotionally tortured though...

*has no idea what she's saying*

Well, I kinda do...

No I don't...

I think I seriously am going mental...
*crazy face*

Okay- that's scaring me. Someone come on so I don't talk to myself!!!

Lavender Hope said...

*tries to distract herself by reading*
Never mind. I'm distant.

...

I'm really freaking myself out right now...

Lavender Hope said...

No I'm not.

Which is why I'm getting confused...

Wait, what?

*shuts up*
*is still confused*
I'm forgetting what I'm saying. Maybe that's why I'm confused...
*shuts up now*

Luciana said...

Torturing characters is fun c:

Jophiel said...

I love torturing people!!

Lavender Hope said...

Hi L!

What I mean by emotional torture is having someone break down...

I said I kinda knew what I was talking about.
*reads comment*
No, I said I kinda knew what I was saying.

Same difference.

Help...

Lavender Hope said...

Am I being mental right now? I think I'm mental.

No, I'm just saying what I think and feel.

Yeah, and I'm being mental by doing that.

I thought it's insane...?

*shakes head*
Seriously! Shut up me!

Luciana said...

Emotional torture is even more fun...

...ooh... Story line idea c:

I've thought about this idea before, but for a different piece of writing, which was a totally different style.

Msd.

Lavender Hope said...

*finds something to talk about*
Hey, Death? How's the chapter going?

How are you this morning, L?
*knows it's morning in England*

Or Britain. Whatever.

Lavender Hope said...

Okay. Are you in MC too, L?

Or are you writing something different?

Lavender Hope said...

I gotta go in a bit...

Jophiel said...

*Grins evily*

Fine...
Just fine...

I'm going to send you what I have so far!!!

Luciana said...

TOTALLY DIFFERENT

It's something Charisma, Luna, Cassidy and Dorcha convinced me to write >_>

I'm tired. And rather annoyed. But still rather cheerfulllll :')
You?

Jophiel said...

Sent...

Lavender Hope said...

Cool, thanks, Death! Just got it!

Confused, L...
*points up*

Lavender Hope said...

*has read it*
Really? I escaped? I thought-

Never mind.

I could at least get caught or something, right?

Or I could go rescue you. By the ending, I think you might need it. Not sure how I will though...

It's cool though!

Jophiel said...

Nah... I have a plan for me!

I left te ending of you, up to you!!

Pretty please with torture on top?!

Zathract Mist said...

Back.

Lav, another reason I don't really want to ask anyone else is because I don't even KNOW anyone else.

You, Death, Ink. You're the only people I know that are in the Collab. I briefly know some of the others, but not really.

Jophiel said...

What about us...?

Luciana said...

I have to go, now...

Exam this afternoon and my mum is obsessed with being early to school... Her work doesn't even start that early... :s

She's a stupid bitch...

Bye all

Jophiel said...

Bye Lucy!!

Lavender Hope said...

*shakes head, muttering something about a dam breaking*
But this isn't connected to what I said earlier, is it?

I forgot what I was talking about earlier...

Split personalities?

This is a bit taking it too far, isn't it?

Why am I talking to myself here? It's usually only in my head...

Circles. I'm going in circles. No wonder I'm confused.

Ignore everything I'm saying right now. I'm not in my right state of mind...

I can say that again!

I can feel a headache starting...

Jophiel said...

Trying going in triangles! It's more fun!!

Lavender Hope said...

Get to know them a bit more, Mist.

Bye L!

I can try rescuing you, Death...


Please try to deal with me, I'm not myself at the moment...

But then again, when am I ever myself?

Zathract Mist said...

Bye Luce, good luck!

I was talking about the Mevolent Collab, Death. *points up*

I said I give up and that I'm going to kill Zathract.

Lavender Hope said...

Triangles? Don't know how to do that... I'm having more than three whatchamacallits.

I don't even know...

Jophiel said...

Nah; I got a plan, but thanks for the offer!!!
Lav, try going in triangles!!!

Jophiel said...

Zath!!! Don kill him!!! He deserves to live!!! How would you like it if someone killed you!!!!

Lavender Hope said...

I wish you won't, but then again, I'd be a hypocrite and it's your choice.

I'd be a hypocrite because I was considering letting Death have Mevolent kill me.

Then I thought if she did, I'd have to come back as Sorlia, Lavender's mom.

Zathract Mist said...

*looks at Death*

...I'm too disoriented right now to tell if you're being serious...

Lavender Hope said...

*wonders if that was the best taken name for her mom*
Sorlia Merogue...

*shrugs*
Just a name, right?

That she's going to have to keep forever.

No, I can always change it.

Thing is, I don't really like changing things like that...

Since when?

*is confused again*

Lavender Hope said...

I don't think she was being serious, but then again, not sure.

Jophiel said...

Zath, I'm being serious!!!

Lav, just walk into a wall! It works for me!

Jophiel said...

Being distant!!!

Lavender Hope said...

*just realized how long she's making the page by having a space between her sentences*
Sorry...

But it's the only way you can tell what I'm talking about!

Huh?

Never mind. I gotta go. Sorry again. Bye!

(Might not be back later...)

Zathract Mist said...

...Zath is me.

Zathract Mist said...

Bye Lav...

Zathract Mist said...

Being that distant is ridiculous...

Bye!

Jophiel said...

Posted!!

Jophiel said...

I still think Drunk is my favourite chapter...
*Smiles*

Zathract Mist said...

I'm back!

And in a damn great mood too!

Zathract Mist said...

And no one's here...

Lavender Hope said...

Death! Your chapter's gone! :O

Unless you deleted it...

I was going to comment on it, too...

Not here. Sorry Mist.

Jophiel said...

I deleted it... I needed to repair it...

Jophiel said...

Re-posted!!!

Jophiel said...

*Wonders if anyone is going to take first*

Jophiel said...

*wonders idly

Lavender Hope said...

Oh... Okay.

*is gone*

Jophiel said...

Thank you Lav!!

Lavender Hope said...

Oh... Uh...

*gives ded rights to Death*

Sorry, not sure if I'll be back tonight. Or if I do, not sure we'll be on this page...

So I give it to you.

*is gone again*

Lavender Hope said...

Unless you don't want it...

Then uh...

*leaves it*

If no one wants to dedicate and we're still on this page when/if I come back, I'll ded.

Bai.

Lavender Hope said...

Why do I keep spacing my sentences...?
*wonders as she really leaves*

Jophiel said...

I dedicate this page to MC, Lavender Hope and ded rights

Jophiel said...

Bbs

Eve the ROCK said...

SLAUGHTERHOUSE!!!

Jophiel said...

Hello Eveo!

Eve the ROCK said...

Hello...Deatho?

Eve the ROCK said...

I'm pretty goose! How are you?

Jophiel said...

I'm grand!

Have you been reading MC?

Eve the ROCK said...

Um...a bit...I'll read some more! :P

Jophiel said...

I think my favourite chapter of mine is Drunk...
*Laughs*

Eve the ROCK said...

It's pretty good so far! You guys have written heaps! Sorry if I can't keep up with the story though. :P

Jophiel said...

I wake up every morning and read eight or nine chapters...

IPOD JUST ATE MY COMMENT!!!

Eve the ROCK said...

:O

It's such a glutton.

Jophiel said...

I swear this thing hates me...

Eve the ROCK said...

Get a new one! Now! Go to the shop and buy a new one!

NOW!!!!

Jophiel said...

Nope, it's my mums... Technically...

I have an iPod classic...

Eve the ROCK said...

GET A NEW ONE!!!!!!!!

Eve the ROCK said...

...did that work?

Jophiel said...

I want one!!!

Jophiel said...

I think so...

I'll be back momentarily!

Eve the ROCK said...

Okay!

Lavender Hope said...

Bop. Lop. Pop. Stop. Slop. Mop. Flop. Top. Cop. Hop.
Sorry, in a rhyming mood.
Am I?
No. I don't know my mood.
Why am I doing this again?
Can't stop?
Was that a question?
Um, can you read?
Wait, why did I call myself you...?
I'm not going through this again!
Uh, but I kinda am...
Well, I'll stop.
Stop spacing!
Okay, fine.
*goes back and erases all spaces*
Thank you.

I am going mental...
No, I've been like this, but only in my head.
Why start typing it then?
Didn't I have this conversation before?
Circles. Always circles.
I didn't even say hi did I?

Hi. Now I've got ten minutes...

Eve the ROCK said...

Oh. For a second there I thought you were reciting Hop On Pop. :P

Hi Laaaaaaaav!

Jophiel said...

And I'm gone!

Toodles!!!

Eve the ROCK said...

Alright, seeya Death!

Lavender Hope said...

There. See how much shorter that was?

Thanks for the part ded, Death!
No, I am not going to space all the time. Just sometimes.
Hi Eve!

I'm so confused...
I'm always confused. What was it like before I started doing this? I forgot...
But I'm always forgetting...
Oh wait! Not talking to myself for one, and only saying things when someone else does.
Really?
Can't remember... Never mind...
But, I started remembering something though, right?
It left.

Did I say hi yet?
Yeah I did.

So what's up, guys? Ignore everything I say when I talk to myself.
Which is now almost all the time...
*talks to self before clicks publish*
Oh, be quiet!

Lavender Hope said...

Bye Seath!
Seath? Where'd that come from...?

Bye Death!

Really, Eve?

Sorry, I think I'm going insane... Really.
Don't start that again!

Eve the ROCK said...

Lav, I think the lack of comment space is getting to us. I'm certainly not used to being restricted from talkin too much. :P

Lavender Hope said...

*moans*
Okay. From now on, I will not say anything that's not related to the conversation at hand.
What conversation?
The one I can't participate in because I keep talking to myself!
Oh.
*shuts up*

Ebony Law said...

Please tell me someone is here.. PLEASE.

Lavender Hope said...

Comment space...?
What's that got to do with anything?
Stop talking to yourself!
Myself...
What?

*sighs*

I mean what's that got to do with me talking to myself...

Ebony Law said...

You're not. I'm here...

Eve the ROCK said...

Laaaaav, you crazy. XD


Dylan! Danté-Dylan! What happened to Bengt? :P

Lavender Hope said...

Hi Dylan.
*is actually commenting alone for once*
Wow. My inner voices aren't saying anything when you come.
Really?
Darn.

Lavender Hope said...

I'm talking to myself even when someone's here. I have no idea why! D:

Yeah, Eve. I am crazy. I think I'm going mentally insane. Seriously.

Lavender Hope said...

Just look at the last page(somewhere near the bottom).
*doesnt want to say that she's not talking to herself at the mo*
*whispers*
It might start happening again.

Eve the ROCK said...

Hmmm.


Well, early last year, when Blogland was very much alive, we were all...totally insane. Then when we all left to our own lives, and Blogland wasn't as lively, we had our feet much firmer on the ground. At least, we weren't running around screaming at cows and zebras. Now that Blogland is over-flowing with comments again, some of us may feel

MIND SNAP

Ebony Law said...

It's not normal to scream at cows and zebras? F*CK!

Eve the ROCK said...

XD

Lavender Hope said...

Yeah... That could be it...
*is able to stop from typing the conversation in my head right now*
Yes, I think I got under control again.
Since when have I ever been in control in the first place...?
Gosh darn it!

Lavender Hope said...

I bet farmers scream at cows. But zebras...?
*has to go soon*

Ebony Law said...

Zebras are just chickens in disguise.

Lavender Hope said...

Oh, that makes sense then.
Does it?
No.

Ebony Law said...

Try fit THAT in your mouth Eve. Oh my god that sounded so wrong.

Eve the ROCK said...

Angry farmers, maybe....

*imagines a game called Angry Farmers, you know what it would look like*

Eve the ROCK said...

Lovely, Dylan. I'll never eat again.

Eve the ROCK said...

-_-

Lavender Hope said...

At least I'm not posting a comment every time I hit enter.
That would get people really angry...
*tries and fails to count all of them*
Gtg. Bye!

Ebony Law said...

That leaves you and me, Eve.
o-o

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye Lav!

Ebony Law said...

o-o

Eve the ROCK said...

So, how did you come up with the name Danté Phyre?

Eve the ROCK said...

That looks like a weird guy with glasses. He's creeping me out.

Ebony Law said...

Well, I don't know. I thought Fire would be a cool last name but I thought if its going to be in literature, it should be spelt Phyre. And today I was watching Devil May Cry gameplay, and the main characters name is Dantè. But it's not a copyright name.

Eve the ROCK said...

Cool. I was about to leave Phyre un-pronounced, but now I know. How do you say the first name though?

Ebony Law said...

Dahn-tay

Zathract Mist said...

I yam AWAKE.

Zathract Mist said...

That quote didn't actually work, considering I didn't go to sleep, but meh.

Eve the ROCK said...

When vegetables become verbs....

Ebony Law said...

Oh hey. Like my new name?

Drew O'Connor said...

Good morning psychopaths...

Zathract Mist said...

It's how squirrel girls talk, apparently, Eve.

Hey, Dylan. I suppose so. It's fine. I'm still always going to call you Dylan, though.

Hi Em.

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