Monday, December 24, 2012

It was Christmas Eve, babe...

... in the drunk tank, an old man said to me, won't see another one, and then they sang a song, the rare old Mountain Dew, I turned my face away, and dreamed about you...


I hope everyone has a wonderful Christmas and you have lots of laughs and get the biggest smiles when people open the presents you've given them. And for those of you who don't celebrate Christmas... hey, it's a day off school, right?


Oh, and Skulduggery was very happy to hear that the Americans kept up their side of the bargain. Nice going, fellas.


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Unknown said...

MY COMPUTER IS EVIL

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

some day COMPUTERS WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH ALL THEIR ARTIFICIAL INTELLEGENCE

Anonymous said...

Computers are all evil!!!!!
Electronic devices are evil!!!
[Waves arms frantically]

Unknown said...

MINE'S TO STUPID TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD

Anonymous said...

You sound like Robin and her robots.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hiya Lav and dang thats cruel

Lavender Hope said...

They as in an adult who's sort of like an aunt. Hi Sev.

Yeah, Fabi. So msd and slightly more distant...

Unknown said...

*TOO

Unknown said...

Lav, that stinks. D:

I've always got a time limit, but I get on here while I do homework so I don't die of boredom

Anonymous said...

Ok, Lav. I will be rather distant too.

Jophiel said...

Lav, I will send you a finished version of my next chapter! Soon... I'm almost done...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I dont have a time limit partly because there isnt much to do since my siblings older and well mom thinks Derek is a positive influence

Anonymous said...

I'm supposed to take breaks for my eyes, but I don't have a total time limit.

Unknown said...

Who wrote on my Gustav story?

Lavender Hope said...

Yeah...

Oh and adding to what I said- so the sort of aunt has some control of what I can or can't do...

But I should already be having a time limit, but that rule was ignored a while ago.

Now it's someone else giving it to me...

You know what- just ignore I said any of this. It's complicated...

Anonymous said...

Like, on the story??? Not me!

Anonymous said...

A draft or a published one? What was written?

Lavender Hope said...

Someone changed something, Sev?

Saph perhaps?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Write?

Lavender Hope said...

Just thinking- not accusing.

Unknown said...

Draft...
But I had something planned..It's good, but I wanted to make my version.

It just sort of feels like someone's intruding on my personal stuff you know? Because it wasn't done.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

you can change people's stories??

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I cant even acess drafts i dunno how via iPod

Anonymous said...

Well, I couldn't have done it, even by accident. I stay logged on as me and can't open others' drafts.
I'm sorry it happened though...

Lavender Hope said...

Okay, Death!

When I see yours, I'll probably post mine. Gotta finish one little thing on it though.

It's probably going to make it sad though, cause in my story, I told my mom that I'll be okay, but if I get caught... I might just write a chapter in Sorlia's point of view...

Unknown said...

I only had a little bit, and whoever it was only added....


SORRY WHOEVER YOU ARE I'M DELETING IT

Lavender Hope said...

Yeah, we aren't allowed to do change someone else's story without permission. Not sure who would do that.

Lavender Hope said...

It's good they only added.

Maybe you should keep asking around.

Or maybe whoever did it, did it on accident, thinking it was theirs.

Unknown said...

At the bottom they wrote:


Sorry Sev *guilty face* I saw this and I just had to read it and then I just had to keep on writing...


And conveniently didn't sign it.

PEOPLE! DON'T READ OTHER PEOPLES' DRAFTS

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*reads preview of Seph's chapter*

who ever it was made me really bad ass xP

Lavender Hope said...

I gotta go.

Got stuff to finish, but I'll be back as soon as I can.

Bye!

Unknown said...

Bye Lav!

Jubi, don't read that. And I am deleting it, NOW

Lavender Hope said...

I get tempted to, but I don't. Just letting you know.

Now bye.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

OK! *holds up hands in surrender*

Unknown said...

Lav is good people

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

BYE LAV!!!

Anonymous said...

Bye, Lav!
I can't read drafts on iPod, Shai asked me to look over an ending and it was written
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Unknown said...

That sounds annoying :P

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

that sucks..

Anonymous said...

Yeah. I just can't read that way.

Anonymous said...

Well, I can, but not a good story.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

It would probably give me a headache... :P

Unknown said...

The dance party gave me a headache..

Anonymous said...

I would read a sentence and forget the one before it.

Will poof suddenly and possibly unannounced in an hour or so.

Just FYI.

Anonymous said...

Dance party?
Hope you feel better.

Unknown said...

We were at rehearsal and the people up in the sound and lighting booth suddenly turned on the music and flashing colored lights. :D

It was fun

Anonymous said...

Sounds like it...

Jophiel said...

'ello all!

Bad dream last night... Well, it was pretty awesome... But it did had One Direcrion in it... Which made it suck and made it awesome...

I dreamt I hugged all members of One Direction!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

it was really awesome...
but I didn't dance
coz I don't like dancing
coz I'm weird that way...
xP

Anonymous said...

THERE!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

DEATH!!!!!!!!!!
hi. again.

HOW IS THAT AWESOME???

Jophiel said...

I don't dance... I fall over... I wear a dress with high heels and sit down and laugh...

Anonymous said...

Hi Death!
Shai's/my latest chapter is up!

Jophiel said...

I don't know... I remember being really happy about it too...

Anonymous said...

I dance...usually. Not right now, though.

Anonymous said...

Well, happy is good.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

ooohh!!! *reads*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Siren is creepy...

Anonymous said...

Yeah, she is, isn't she.
Arsenic is just plain scared of her.
[I'm Arsenic]

Unknown said...

Is it possible for two people to work on a draft at the same time?

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

dinner... BBL!

Anonymous said...

Not technically. Shai's parts were written on paper and I typed the whole thing up.
If one starts it and the other uses the collab/admin account, that works.

Anonymous said...

See you, Jubi!
Actually, not sure if I will...
Will be vanishing soon.

Anonymous said...

Most team-written chapters are emailed back and forth.

Unknown said...

Yeah, but I'm not technically allowed to email you guys. I haven't asked, but I just asked to post my stuff online, so I don't want to rush my parents. Also, I'm pretty sure they'll say no.

I could ask Jubi if I could use her account..

Anonymous said...

Or you could use the collab.
There is an email address for it, methinks.

I'm not allowed to use my personal email with any of you.

Anonymous said...

I made another one for Fabi, so to speak.

Anonymous said...

Methinks 'tis time to depart. Fare thee well!

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Hi everybody! My next chapter is almost done!!

Anonymous said...

Hi/Bye!!! I accomplished something today!!!

Unknown said...

Bye Fabi!
Hey Aretha!

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Hey Seph! I loved your last chapter- your character seems to be living off of dealings in dark alleyways, constantly hanging on by a thread. I love the atmosphere of darkness you create.

Unknown said...

Thanks! I really love writing Persephone, she's sort of natural for me.

Jophiel said...

*Hides*

HOLY CRAP! SIREN IS SCARING THE CRAP OUTTA ME!!!!!!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Im writing a chapter with Zaffy :D she fun

Lavender Hope said...

Ugh, that aunt of mine isn't even letting me keep my iPod with me.

Oh well, I'll just have to sneak it. ;)

Not here, but not going to say bye either. I've said that enough in the past.

Unknown said...

Hey Lav! That stinks :(

Anonymous said...

Hi guys!

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Hey Kes! I can't believe I still haven't finished my chapter... *rolls eyes* It should be done soon though.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

JUBI'S BACK!!!

Anonymous said...

Hi Aretha!

Didnt you do, like, four yesterday?

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

and Seph, sure you can use my account... but I have to change the password... :P

Anonymous said...

Hi Jubi!

brb

Unknown said...

Hey Kessie!
Jubi, I don't mean right now :P

Posted a new chapter!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

KESSIE!!! hi.

Yeah I know Seph :P but if you DO use it... I have to change the password


YAY!! *reads*

Anonymous said...

Back!

Hiya, Sevpie!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I have returned

Anonymous said...

Salvete, Grand Mage!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Oh! My birthday in 10 days...

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

ZAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





hi.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*gasp* HAPPY ALMOST BIRTHDAY!!!!!!

Unknown said...

HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY

Anonymous said...

Awesome, Zaf!

I'm going to have a new baby cousin on the 28th!

Unknown said...

Bye! G2G


Grief out

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*gasp*
HAPPY EARLY NEW BABY COUSIN DAY!!!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

BYE SEPH!!

Anonymous said...

Bye Sevpie!

Anonymous said...

I've just realised. When/if there's a movie, David Tennant as Desmond.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

OH
MY
GOD


YES

Jophiel said...

Be distant... Writing!

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Anonymous said...

Hi Death!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Oh my god! Kessie why do i see you guys screaming to Derek on my birthday

Jophiel said...

Hiya!!

Should I post my chapter or wait till Lav's posted hers?







I think I shall wait...

Anonymous said...

Zaf, no idea, since your birthday hasn't happened yet....

Anonymous said...
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I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

No sorry...

Lavender Hope said...

I posted my next chapter!

Hope that was okay with Death...

For now, I'm only commenting once or twice, but I'll say when I can participate in a full conversation.

Lavender Hope said...

*has just read Death's comment*
Thanks!

*vanishes*

Helena Ember Sky said...

Shut up Nick.

Eve the ROCK said...

SLAUGHTERHOUSE!!!

Helena Ember Sky said...

Hello Eve. I have so much stuff to write today... Damn... Do you know how to get the creative juices flowing?

Ebony Law said...

Hey there guys. Am I the only one here? :x

Jophiel said...

Posted!!

Helena Ember Sky said...

I'm still here...

Ebony Law said...

Hallow? o.o

Ebony Law said...

Hey. Like my new name?

Ebony Law said...

OH MY GOD I LOVE MY NEW NAME SO MUCH.

Jophiel said...

Hi Beach Ball!

Ebony Law said...

It's Dantè now.

Jophiel said...

I'm still calling you Beach Ball!

Helena Ember Sky said...

It's quite lovely Phyre. Though, I also like your old name.

Ebony Law said...

:| no.

Ebony Law said...

Well it's Dantè. So call me that or Phyre.

Ebony Law said...

My powers are an excessive control over fire. Hence the name.

Jophiel said...

Dantè? Okay, I don't want to be attacked by vines again... No, they were roots... And they were angry roots that almost killed me!!

Helena Ember Sky said...

Anyway, nice to meet you Phyre! *holds out hand*

Ebony Law said...

That was when I was being a shit-head and was being a god mod. Can I battle you now?

Jophiel said...

I came up with a very strange introduction on my profile the other day...

Ebony Law said...

My eyes also turn black at will. For aesthetics, of course.

Jophiel said...

*Shrinks*
*Laughs*
Why not?

*Twists gravity to make Dantè crush himself with his own weight*

Ebony Law said...

-groans in pain- -flicks finger in your direction and fire blazes up in front of you-

Ebony Law said...

-sends area of fire your way-

Ebony Law said...

*blade

Jophiel said...

*Rears back*
Crap!
*Gets water from the lake and throws it on the fire*

*Glares at Dantè*

Ebony Law said...

-manoeuvres fire around water and moves it towards you until you fall over-

Helena Ember Sky said...

*groans* If one of you two god mods in this fight, I will hang you from a tree. *smiles innocently*

Jophiel said...

*Dodges fire*
That was too close for my liking...


I dedicate this page to MC, blog wars and Dantè (also known as Beach Ball)!!!

Ebony Law said...

We're not god mods.

Ebony Law said...

LOL thanks Rose. -sends blade of fire up towards Helena-

Helena Ember Sky said...

But Phyre, that can change in an instant. I'll just be the referee is all.

Jophiel said...

*Falls over*
I don't like this...
*Jumps up and makes gravity lighter so is able to jump over the fire*

Yay!

Helena Ember Sky said...

*stops fire with the air*

Jophiel said...

*Glares harder at Dantè and wonders why he isn't screaming*

Ebony Law said...

-swiftly slides towards Death, sliding underneath her, rising up and sending elbows into her back-

Jophiel said...

*Falls forwards and rolls away*
*Jumps up and wraps shadows around Dantè's ankles, holding him upside down*
Having fun?

Ebony Law said...

-eyes turn black- You're wondering why I'm not screaming? Because there are those who should be screaming in agony and pain. Guess who that is?

Ebony Law said...

Sorry for the late comment, it's hard on my iPhone.

Jophiel said...

You? And you do remember that I can kill people with a glare, right?
*Punches Dantè in the stomach*

Jophiel said...

It's fine! It was only 2 minutes!

Ebony Law said...

-groans- That is for the weak. -stares deep in to your eyes with mine- Do you feel that pain? All the hardships in your life flashing? Do you feel the struggle to breathe? -Shadows fade and I drop, doing a diagonal flip and lands in a crouch-

Helena Ember Sky said...

Urgh. I dislike referee-ing. *trips both of you with the air and stalks off to do some writing that she REALLY doesn't want to do*

Jophiel said...

*Stuggles to breathe*
Maybe?
*Coughs*
*Shadow-walks to a tree*
*Catches breath*

Neat trick!

Jophiel said...

What are you doing Hel?

Ebony Law said...

It is. I tested it on my ex. The first time. Where are your neat tricks? I have a few more.

Jophiel said...

This...
*Springs out of tree and lands on Dantè*
*Momentum takes us both to the ground*
*Makes gravity stronger around him*

You like?

Helena Ember Sky said...

I have two Hunger Games competition entries to write. AND a script that I haven't started for homework.

Jophiel said...

Oh... I hate homework...

Helena Ember Sky said...

Yeah. It's annoying...

Jophiel said...

Good luck!

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Ebony Law said...

-lies on ground, struggling-
-breathes fire and you lose concentration- You like? -stands up-

When I was about eight, my dad gave me a knife, and told me to kill my dog. I refused to do it, so he did it. Right in front of me. And after that, for years, I spent my time learning how to assassinate three people within ten seconds. Eventually, my dad told me my training was complete, and he said I had freedom to do right by the safety of the world. So, in his sleep, I slid my knife deep in to his throat, and watched him gurgle through the blood.

Helena Ember Sky said...

Thanks Death. BYE!

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Hi everyone! Dante, I don't believe we've met... *offers hand* I'm Aretha Tesla, an assasin for the American Sanctuary. My adept discipline is blood manipulation. Lovely to meet you!

Jophiel said...

*Stares*
Really?

*Doesn't move*

Neat...

Jophiel said...

Ari, I posted...

Ebony Law said...

And after you murder someone, you learn you're able to sleep at night, or you can't. And I've slept like a baby ever since.

Jophiel said...

*Stares*
Is this in... Real?

Ebony Law said...

Blood manipulation? I swear I thought of that but I thought I'd be copying from Avatar. Nice to meet you. Dantè Phyre, master assassin.

Ebony Law said...

OH NO DEATH. BAHAHAHAHA NO.

Jophiel said...

*Tries to move, knowing Dantè could kill any second*

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Well, Dante, I can't say I've had a history like yours- my family has always been nothing less than unconditionally loving... But the first time I ever killed was when my little brother was attacked on the street. I decided to become an assasin so I could keep people from tearing apart the lives of the innocent.

Jophiel said...

*Drops*

Oh, God! You had me there for a few moments...

Jophiel said...

I am actually homeless... Y'know, I was thinking about this earlier and noticed I always sleep in trees or in a hotel...

I love my dad! Serpine is awesome..

Ebony Law said...

-sticks hand out and knife forms out of nothing with cracks in it glowing bright orange-

Jophiel said...

*Jumps up*
*Falls down again*
Damn this!!!
*Makes zero gravity and floats*

Ebony Law said...

It's time to finish you off. -raises knife above head-

Ebony Law said...

Now, death. Here's the trick. I'm not real. -vanishes-

Jophiel said...

Ohh... Yeah, that's neat!!
*Stands on ground*

So is this!
*Sinks into the earth*

Jophiel said...

*Sticks head out*

Where did you go?

Ebony Law said...

Behind you. -is sitting on a branch eating an apple- Hey there. -is a handsome eighteen year old blonde haired man-

Jophiel said...

*Spins in ground*
Now THAT is cool!!
*Leaves the ground and shakes out clothes*
*Smiles evily and glares at the apple*
*The apple explodes in your face*

Alastair Cruciatus said...

My blood manipulation is very different from that of Avatar- it's much more science-based. First I have to take someone else's blood into my body (usually I lick it), then I seperate the parts of the blood and control them. For example; I can create clots in the heart or brain, or clot all the blood at once, I can force white blood cells to attack other body cells as they would a virus, or drain red blood cells of oxygen... That kind of thing.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

I put my MC story up!! :D

Jophiel said...

Ari, you are not tasting MY blood!!!

Ebony Law said...

Oh. Please don't. I'm gonna go get changed in my room. -looks up at treehouse- I don't have a room... -aims hand up at tree house and room solidifies out of tiny pieces- okay, be back in a sec.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

...And just commented on your post, Death!

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Don't worry, Death, we're friends; I wouldn't do that to you. :)

Jophiel said...

Hehehehe! I already replied!

Ebony Law said...

-walks up to room and gets takes top off to reveal mildly muscular body- -puts shirt in washing machine and puts other clothes on-

-jumps out window and lands in a crouch-

Jophiel said...

Last time someone said that, I ended up in a ditch...

Jophiel said...

Hiya!
*Sends wave of shadows in his direction*

Ebony Law said...

-deflects shadow and goes in to make a cup of coffee-

Jophiel said...

*Mutters*
So much for fighting...

Ebony Law said...

I'm gonna go now guys. I'll be back here later on. Bye. And remember, lock your front door. >:)

Anonymous said...

Greetings from the
Fantastically Awesome Beareau of Investigation!

Jophiel said...

See ya!
*Laughs*
What front door! Trees don't have doors!

Jophiel said...

Fabulous!!! Hiya!!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

FABI!!!!!!!!!!!
hi.

Anonymous said...

Hi/bye Danté!
Hi Death!

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