Monday, December 24, 2012

It was Christmas Eve, babe...

... in the drunk tank, an old man said to me, won't see another one, and then they sang a song, the rare old Mountain Dew, I turned my face away, and dreamed about you...


I hope everyone has a wonderful Christmas and you have lots of laughs and get the biggest smiles when people open the presents you've given them. And for those of you who don't celebrate Christmas... hey, it's a day off school, right?


Oh, and Skulduggery was very happy to hear that the Americans kept up their side of the bargain. Nice going, fellas.


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Jophiel said...

I didn't do anything to them either... I was just thinking, 'how cool would it be if they turned green?'

I put them in the oven and they were yellow and now green...
*Throws green cookies at Fab*

Anonymous said...

[catches one green cookie, dodges the rest]
I wonder if they still taste good... [sniffs hesitantly]

Jophiel said...

Theyre eatable!

Anonymous said...
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Anonymous said...

I'm sure they taste delightful!
I think I'll save it for later, though. I'm not hungry just now. Thank you.

Jophiel said...

I kinda put a whole heap of ingredients from the spice and other random stuff coubord...

Anonymous said...

Haha, sounds great!
I never follow the recipe, but I'm not that random.

Jophiel said...

I put sugar in!

Or I think I did...

Anonymous said...

XD
Sounds like these are masterpiece cookies...

Anonymous said...

I, erm, can't wait to try one!

Anonymous said...

Do you think I should keep my avatar in a dress or change it?

Jophiel said...

I don't know... The oracle says yes though...

Anonymous said...

Yes, as in which?
I should probably save as many outfits as possible while I still can...

Jophiel said...

The online Yes or No oracle!

Jophiel said...

As in keep it!

Anonymous said...

Ah. I see. Totally makes sense.

Anonymous said...

Ok, I'll keep it then!

Anonymous said...

I look like a mad scientist right now...

Jophiel said...

Fab, I'm writing my Death Rose part! I'll be back soon!!!

Anonymous said...

Ok, I wbd, probably.
Trying to de-frizzify my hair!

Jophiel said...

My little brother's per rat has passed away... He's crying now...

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry to hear that.
My plastic owl, Henry, (closest I have to a pet) says hi.

Jophiel said...

The rat was old... Three years...

Lavender Hope said...

Well, I'm glad Val didn't chase everyone away... Hi Death. Hi Fabi.

Distant and msd.

Anonymous said...

Oh. I don't know much about rats...

Jophiel said...

Hi Lav

Anonymous said...

Hello, Lavender. I also will be distant.
Henry the plastic owl says hi to you, as well.

Jophiel said...

Be distant

Lavender Hope said...

Did you know Val is Lav backwards? It was only a coincidence that's my nickname. But it fits, being an SP fan and all. :P

Sorryrandomcomment. xP

Lavender Hope said...

Okay both. Hi, Henry the plastic owl.

Anonymous said...

Haha, I didn't notice!
Ibaf doesn't mean anything...

Lavender Hope said...

*realizes it should have been 'Lav is Val backwards'*
Yeah, it sounds weird the other way...

Anonymous said...

I bring a fish?

Anonymous said...

Is bug a fact?

Lavender Hope said...

No, it means I baf- like I'm baffled.

Sorrybadjoke. XP

Lavender Hope said...

*laughs*
I bring a fish is a good one.

Anonymous said...

Thanks!
Irresponsible Bureau of Awful Facts?

Anonymous said...

I baf.
I will be sure to use it. XD

Lavender Hope said...

*is going to watch Cinderella 3 in Japanese*
This is going to be interesting. I watched it in English already so I know how it goes, but this is going to test how well I can understand the Japanese.

Anonymous said...

I would probably not understand much of a movie in French... unless it was a really boring movie limited to the stuf my Mom talks about in everyday life.

Anonymous said...

*stuff

Lavender Hope said...

Your mom speaks French?

I'll be pretty distant now. Just warning.

Nixion Strange said...

Hay

Lavender Hope said...

Hiya Nix.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, she's québécois, and speaks both French and English fluently.
I will be prepared for your distantness.
Oats.

Anonymous said...

Oats and goats in boats that float!

Anonymous said...

[that was French for "Hi, Nix"]

Nixion Strange said...

You don't want to see the last person who insulted me in another language

Anonymous said...

I'm sure I don't.

Anonymous said...

Wbd, looking for rhyming dictionary.

Lavender Hope said...

That's cool, Fabi. My dad is Japanese. His English isn't completely good, but it's more than enough to get by.

Still, he never talks to me in Japanese, so I'm learning from scratch by listening.

Anonymous said...

My mom goes French when she's stressed. She grew up bilingual, but speaks English mostly since we live in the USA.

Lavender Hope said...

I had a rhyming dictionary before. It was a really good one.

But then we moved and now I'm not sure where it went...

And this is a pointless comment...

Anonymous said...

Lav, half of what I say is
Mess
Less
Dress
Address
Pointless
[the max of my mental rhyming dictionary]

Lavender Hope said...

Oh. My dad only speaks Japanese to other Japanese people. And when he talks to himself... I have no idea what he says.

Anonymous said...

I ask my mom which language she thinks in... She doesn't know.

Anonymous said...

Really should give up on the dictionary... And sleep. Bye!

Lavender Hope said...

Bye Fabi!

Lavender Hope said...

I think I'll go too. Bye Blogland!

Eve the ROCK said...

Hehehe. Luce, people are copying you! With the


Iwasjustskimmingovercommentsandiadmititwasntthatmanypeople

:P

Eve the ROCK said...

Wait, I don't get it Val....

Isn't more comments better than an endless state of Blog-depression because no one is commenting? XD

Nixion Strange said...

Yeah, but the posts are filling up Eve

Eve the ROCK said...

Everyone rejoice!

Nixion Strange said...

It's not really a good thing

Eve the ROCK said...

Hey, thanks for the dedication earlier too. I would've saud sonething when I saw it, but my knuckle-claws needed sharpening.

Eve the ROCK said...

Well, what do you prefer? Over-population or near extinction? I like the idea that Blogland is so alive that it's overflowing. XD

TO THE MAX

Nixion Strange said...

Fair enough then

Nixion Strange said...

Gotta go now
Bye!

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye!

Eve the ROCK said...

*eyes music player a few metres away*


That thing has room for an iPod... And this song SUCKS. Why won't they let me play my songs? My songs are fab, they have no taste.

Eve the ROCK said...

All this song seems to be telling me is that the singer and his girlfriend/boyfriend/pet's relationship will only be a true relationship if they move in with him. -_-

Eve the ROCK said...

And with so many voices singing the chorus, you can only assume that they want this to be the anthem for anyone who wants their love interest to move in with them.

Or maybe he's just bragging about his "sweet" house.

I really don't get this song.

You could say "Yeah, but it has a cool tune", but it really, really doesn't. All it is is a repetitive chorus with a worryingly frequent use of the word "Hey". Or perhaps it's "Hay".

I wonder if this guy grew up on a farm...

Lavender Hope said...

Back now. Hello?

Lavender Hope said...

Hmm, I hope the newer Bloglandians didn't take Val too seriously and started emailing instead of coming here... I tried to email Aretha and Duck, but they didn't answer. Although, they could have been sleeping...

Eve the ROCK said...

I ATE THEM

Lavender Hope said...

:P

Hi Eve. How's you?

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Laaaaaaaav! I'm pretty goose. How's abouts yous?

Lavender Hope said...

Me is goods. :P

:)

Lavender Hope said...

*thinks*
Should I join the Mevolent Collab or just watch...?

Jophiel said...

It's fun!!!!

Eve the ROCK said...

What's the Mevolent Collab?

Jophiel said...

I've posted on the Mevolent Collab!

Lavender Hope said...

Hi Death!

Yeah, I'm just reading yours now.

It'll be a bit confusing though, huh, to find out who goes next to write a chapter or something.

Oh- and I think it could be in the SP universe, but outside the books. What do you think?

Lavender Hope said...

Maralie Charm had a dream that Mevolent was back and the Bloglandians were running from him.

Aretha started a blog where instead of running, we fight with him, or against him. Death is with him.

Jophiel said...

It is a blog, it is where we write about being on the run from Mevolent.

I am writing for Mevolent as well as me!

http://mevolentminions.blogspot.com/search?updated-min=2013-01-01T00:00:00-08:00&updated-max=2014-01-01T00:00:00-08:00&max-results=1

Jophiel said...

Team Mevolent!

Lavender Hope said...

And anyone who wants to can post something for the story.

I think I'll try it out. Might get some background on my character out that way. Seeing as I'm finding it difficult to continue with the one I started.

Jophiel said...

It's not as good as Fabi's though...

Lavender Hope said...

I'm meaning this in a joking way, but with you saying m'lord, it reminds me of Bellatrix. :P

Jophiel said...

I kinda look like her...
*Laughs*
She also reminds me of Murder Rose

Lavender Hope said...

*speaks teasingly*
Murder and Death. You two related?

Jophiel said...

I think... I am the better pyschopath!
*Laughs madly*
I worked directly for m'Lord, Mevolent!

Lavender Hope said...

*Remembers the Blogland Collaboration account*
Why don't you guys just use the contributors thing? It's a bit easier I think. That way, at the end of the post. You know who posted.

Although, I do like the idea of having your name in the title.

Jophiel said...

I have no idea...

I guess it's Aretha's call!

Jophiel said...

That is sad... I can quote all of Mulan...

Lavender Hope said...

Hmm, maybe.

*really wants to try a chapter*
*not sure what to do though*

I was thinking of starting it elsewhere, but then, don't know how that'll work. Unless we get right to the fighting. Or sometime before...

Jophiel said...

Bbs

Lavender Hope said...

Mulan is awesome. It's not sad that you can quote from it. I probably could too. :P

*tries*
Gah! I'm thinking of the second one!

Jophiel said...

You can start wherever you want! I started with Mevolent because it needed to show what side I was on!

I think the fighting is later on!

Lavender Hope said...

Okay.

*tries again*
*has to think*
I haven't watched it in a while, okay?

*is talking to no one*

Lavender Hope said...

Oh. Okay.

*has given up trying to quote Mulan*
*thinks of how to start a chapter*

Lavender Hope said...

Lavender Hope was in a back alley, in the form of a wolf, snarling at the man trapped at a dead end.

"What do you know of Mevolent's plans?" she thought at him.

"Don't know." He tried sounding indifferent, but Lavender could still hear the shaking in his voice and smell his fear. She snapped her jaws, making him whimper. "Okay, okay! He's going to attack all the Sanctuaries at once. Please don't kill me!"

Lavender ignored the plea. "When?"

The man whispered, "I don't know."

Lavender sighed. "Lucky for you, I'm not a murderer. But if you tell him anything about this meeting, I know a friend who loves to get her hands dirty. Breathe a word of this, and I'll see to it you never breathe again." Lavender snapped her jaws again for good measure, then turned and walked away. Leaving him cowering at the dead end.

Lavender Hope said...

Right, not much, but a thought in the moment. Just to mention(I probably would write it in if I had more time) that threat was just a threat. I wouldn't do that because I'd still be the one controling his death(another way of murdering without getting your own hands dirty) But the friend I was thinking of was Ivy. And now it's dinner. Might be back later, not sure. Bye!

Jophiel said...

Going to bed...

Night all!!!

Blogland Collaboration said...

Testing. Testing. This is Lavender Hope testing this account.

Blogland Collaboration said...
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Lavender Hope said...

Back in my own now. And distant.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hey guys if Derek should Blogspeak and im not here can someone ask him theae from me?

When did the war with Mevolent start and end?

Can an Elemental make the spark for summoning fire expand to make electricity?

Lavender Hope said...

I can try, Zaf. If I remember.

You hear about the Mevolent Collab?

Lavender Hope said...

I gotta go, and I don't think you're on, but if you didn't leave, here's the link

http://mevolentminions.blogspot.com/

Bye!

Unknown said...

Hi...

I'm sick. I left school early and... Meh.

Anonymous said...

Hi, Mara!

I'm here for like 5-10 minutes...

What's wrong?

Unknown said...

Hi Kessie :)

I don't know... Stomach pains. :P

Oh, I'll be on GoChat today! :) So we can chat.

Anonymous said...

Yay!

I...might not. Maybe. Hopefully.

Stomach pains? You know the stomach flu that's going around has already killed some people?


Right...probably not the best thing to say...

Anonymous said...

*curses*

I have to go, bye!

Unknown said...

... Thanks Kes. That made me feel so much better.

Unknown said...

Bye! Have fun at school if that's where you're going :)

Unknown said...

Anyone? No?

Lavender Hope said...

I'm on! Bit distant though.

Not sure you are.

Unknown said...

Hello Lavender :)

Lavender Hope said...

Hi. :)

Sorry- switching accounts. Hold on.

Unknown said...

I'm just basically lounging on the couch watching MTV. :P

Blogland Collaboration said...

Okay. This is Lavender.

Um, this is the account Aretha made for the Mevolent Collaboration. We liked the idea of your dream and turned it into a collaboration story.

If you click the account you'll see the blog. I can add you as an author if you want. I'm just trying to do that now. For me.

Blogland Collaboration said...

Oh yeah. I read your comment. Hope you feel better.

Unknown said...

Okay! :) It sounds awesome. Hehe, my dream was funny.

Unknown said...

Thanks :) I think I'm fine.

Eve the ROCK said...

Charlie, you're a dream machine!

Blogland Collaboration said...

Hi Eve!

Gah. So many things to do at once and it's very difficult on an iPod.

This is Lavender, btw. Wanted to make sure you know that.

Unknown said...

STARSHIPS WERE MEANT TO FLY-Y-Y...

Lavender Hope said...

*is doing a lot*

Lavender Hope said...

*is doing a lot*

Lavender Hope said...

Why does it post twice when I switch user?

To answer your question, Mara, USA. Going to comment the answer to the blog so other people know.

Lavender Hope said...

Yes it worked.

Now going to switch again. Mara, what's your email? I'll add you to the Collab.

Unknown said...

My email is maralielilycharm@gmail.com :)

Unknown said...

Wbd.

Blogland Collaboration said...

Kay.

And I added you.

Oh- and sorry. That wasn't your question. That was Seph's. sorry. ^^'

Unknown said...

It's okay Lav :). And thanks!

Lavender Hope said...

You're welcome. :)

Sorry, I've been and still am very distant.

Unknown said...

It's fine. Same here :)

Lavender Hope said...

Okay. Just got one- no, two- no wait. A little more to do before I can stop being distant.

Eve the ROCK said...

Msd

I know it's you, Lav. I could tell it by your talk. :P

Lavender Hope said...

I'm here now, but csgd. Meaning could suddenly go distant.

Hey Mara. You want to read a short excerpt from the Mevolent Collab I wrote? Well, it's just a thought if the moment thing, but it kinda works.

Although, I already posted it here earlier... So if you do want to, just look up a little. It's the comment that has italics in it.

Eve the ROCK said...

I feel like I've been drugged and caffeinated. Wait, no, I'm lying. So maybe I AM... The point is, it's 1:05 in the am, so don't expect any intelligent conversation from me. In fact, expect drunk talk, so then I can impress you. :D

Lavender Hope said...

Okay, Eve.

Really? I have that much distinction in my talk that you can tell?

Eve the ROCK said...

Yeah! You have this...WAY of talking. :P

Eve the ROCK said...

Drum! (Dudududerderduderderdu) Drum! (Dudududerderduderderdu)

Lavender Hope said...

*laughs*
That 'okay Eve' thing was meant for your msd comment, but it still works with the one right above it. And if you think of it that way, it sounds really funny. :P

1:10 AM, huh? It's 11:40 here.

Eve the ROCK said...

Piano sheet music ^^^^^^^^

Unknown said...

I've got such a headache right now... Everything is spinning... Ugh.

Eve the ROCK said...

At night, or in the moolotning?

Lavender Hope said...

I meant PM for me.

Yeah, I guess you're right. I just never realized till you said it.

Unknown said...

2: 41 pm here :)

Lavender Hope said...

I hope you get better, Mara.

Do you have lavender oil? That really helps headaches.

My mom is an expert on essential oils.

Also msd.

Lavender Hope said...

When I think of lavender as a plant or oil, I still think of me... Same with hope. And it gets hard not to ask if people mean me or the emotion...

It's such a popular word, hope.

Unknown said...

Thanks Lav :)

I don't know... I'll get my mother to check.

Hehe. Haylor has broken up :D

Lavender Hope said...

Of course I don't mean when they say HOPEFUL or I hope or something easy to tell like that. Just the word hope.

Unknown said...

Wasn't expecting that ded.


Alright...

I ded to the Mevolent Collaboration :) I can't wait for it! I'm going to be writing down my dream :)

And... Purple! Cause it's a nice colour! :P

And...

ONE DIRECTION! :D

Lavender Hope said...

You're welcome Mara.

And sorry. I commented last on the previous page.

Unknown said...

Why are you sorry? I don't mind dedicating :)

Lavender Hope said...

'You've got that one thing.' ;P

Nice ded. Purple is a cool color. *hintmynamehint*

I'm going to try to write a chapter on it! Did you read my excerpt thingy?

Eve the ROCK said...

You make us wanna diiiiiiiiiiiieyyyyyeyyey
I'd cut your naaaame in my heaaaart


That's as good as it gets, gurl. Good as gets

Lavender Hope said...

Well, sorry for no warning. :P

Lavender Hope said...

*wonders what Eve's talking about*

You know, it's almost midnight, but I'm not tired tonight. Usually I start getting tired after 11...

Eve the ROCK said...

That's. good lava, being tired isn't too fun, you always act weird and being tired ins non exude for wrong drunk okayyyyy?

Eve the ROCK said...

That'd didn't come out right...

Eve the ROCK said...

But not exhausted ienoghh to be drink huhv?

Anonymous said...

Pour moi, it's earlier than I have to get up, which is odd.
Hi Mara!!!
Hi Lav!!!
Hi Eve!!!

Eve the ROCK said...

My hands are nv that's why I can't stile wrllell ;P

Eve the ROCK said...

Babi, you're not feel bah

Eve the ROCK said...

Numb, my hands

Unknown said...

Hi Fabi! *squeezehugs*

Eve, don't you dare try to out-weird me just because I'm sick!

Eve the ROCK said...

Too poli

Lavender Hope said...

Hi Fabi!

*could understand part of Eve's two comments*
Um, couldn't get the excude for wrong drunk part though...

Lavender Hope said...

Right...

Anonymous said...

Hi, Mara!!! [squeezehugs back]
Hi Lav!!! [hands her a purple-frosted cookie]
[is thoroughly perplexed by Eve.]

Unknown said...

What... The... Hell?

Bingo Players ft. Far East Movement... Strangest song ever. And video.

Lavender Hope said...

I think I'm gonna go to bed now. Just started feeling tired.

Night guys. :)

Lavender Hope said...

*saves cookie for later*
Thanks Fabi.

Good night for real now. ;)

Anonymous said...

Never heard of it...
Night, Lav!

Anonymous said...

You're right, Mara. It is exceedingly odd.

Unknown said...

Night Lav! *squeezehugs*


Indeed, Fabi.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the idea about Mevolent, by the way!
It's going to be cool!

Unknown said...

Haha, that wasn't me who came up with the 'writing about Mevolent' part :P

Anonymous said...

I don't think Aretha would have thought of it if not for you.
Did you see my chapter? I started off.

Anonymous said...

Probably should have waited a bit first...but it's nice to get the ball rolling.

Unknown said...

Oh yes! I read it and it's amazing! :D Such a cliffhanger though! :O

Anonymous said...

Thanks!
Yeah...I did that on purpose so someone would write the next part sooner.

Anonymous said...

Wbd... checking to see if someone did.

Unknown said...

I think Death did....

Anonymous said...

Yeah, she did! I'm reading it now.

Unknown said...

I'm writing mine tonight :)

Anonymous said...

Awesome! You can use Fabi in it if you want/need to for the plot. It would totally make sense for her to go see Mara after an experience like that.

Anonymous said...

I can't wait to read your chapter!!!!! [is bouncing up and down]

Unknown said...

Okay! :D haha I can't wait to write it!

Unknown said...

Can you send me some detaily things of Fabi so I can make sure I don't mess up?

Anonymous said...

Sure. I'll email it to you!

Anonymous said...

I'm pretty sure I have your address... [is-double-checking]

Unknown said...

Okey doke :)

Anonymous said...

Ok, typing...still typing...

Unknown said...

Hehe. Take your time! *waits patiently* *flips through a magazine with 1D in it*

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