Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Er.

First, let's get some bad news out of the way... errr... you're going to have to wait just a FEW more days for the Tanith cover...

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Ahem.

This probably won't make you feel ANY better about the delay, but it's looking amazing right now. We still have to get the colour just right (because this was an unplanned addition to the series, it's kind of thrown our title-colour scheme up into the air...) but it's looking beautiful. Tanith looks like a total BAMF.

Middle of next week. DEFINITELY.

Hopefully.

The good news is, I've finished writing it. I finished yesterday and sent it off. Right now, before the editing process begins, it is 54,000 words long. That's fifty-four THOUSAND.

It was MEANT to be roughly twice the size of The End Of The World, which came in at something like 17,000 words. So when I started I was looking at a quick 36,000 word novella that I'd bang out between the end of the KOTW tour and the beginning of writing Book 8, giving me loads of time to relax and take it easy.

And it was going fine, it really was. I had Tanith and Sanguine, and they'd recruited their team of villains, and the story was rattling along and everything was cool... and then I introduced a team of good guys as well. So we have Dexter Vex and Frightening Jones and a few new characters, including the Monster Hunters (two guys I've been trying to find a place for in the regular books) and Saracen Rue. Saracen is the only surviving member of the Dead Men that we haven't met yet, and it was just so much fun writing them all that the word count kind of... ran off, dragging me behind it.

It was MEANT to be a little sliver of a book. Now it's practically two-thirds the length of Book One.

The things I do for you people, I swear...


The "Can Your School Get More Awesome?" competition is still going strong over at the Skulduggery website. The ingenuity on display is something to behold, with many of you using both social AND mainstream media (local papers, radio stations) to garner as many votes as possible. Have to say, I'm impressed at the imagination being displayed- there are some real smart cookies out there. There a few schools that are practically guaranteed to be in the top ten, there are plenty more who have established themselves as challengers, and then there are the schools with only a few votes. And to the people who put forward THOSE schools, I have to ask- how does it feel to be so utterly cool? How does it feel to be the only one in your area with enough good taste to vote? You are shining lights, you truly are.

I'm just looking at some of the photos... I love that the Bishopston school in Swansea and Heathcote School and a few others have sent us photos of the school crest- I have no idea how Tom would have drawn Skulduggery in THOSE photos but it would have been fun to see him try...

And St Annes in Shankill, who supplied an arial view... Dammit, if this had been voted for, Tom could have drawn Valkyrie plummeting from the sky and Skulduggery swooping in to save her. Argh! The potential for coolness would have been astronomical!

Let's see, what else... Skulduggery and Val would have looked awesome in the corridor of Holy Family Senior School in Ennis...  and they have skeletons in St Matthews!... imagine Val abseiling down the side of Carterton Community College... or Skulduggery walking up the stairs of Selly Park Technology College for Girls... the dogs in Gabbinbar State School in Toowoomba (you don't have to look up Toowoomba to know it's in Australia, do you?) would have been able to chew on poor Skulduggery's leg... awww and I've just seen the picture from Invicta Grammar School with all the girls in army fatigues- I'd have loved to have visited there... I'm pretty sure that's a picture of Camilla visiting Brookside Primary School- so Val would have looked pretty cheeky pulling a face behind her back... and she would have fit right in with the girls from Oakmeeds Community College... Skulduggery would have been so proud to stand in amongst everyone in Scarborough College... then we have Skulduggery himself in Brentwood Ursuline Convent HS... and I'd have loved to have visited Hitchin Girls School, if only so I could have made a load of jokes about hitchin' girls...

Voting is still going on, so you've all got plenty of time left. Once we have the top ten, it'll be up to me to pick the photo that would lead to the best Skulduggery pic and then we'll have our winner. But the effort all of you have gone to is just hilariously impressive...

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Kilandra should dedicate. She never has before.

Kilandra Xyle said...

mines better

Kilandra Xyle said...

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Anonymous said...

Kilandra, that is epico. But he can't control it. You have to beg HC.

Kilandra Xyle said...

dang it

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

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EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

15 minutes of work. I can let myself back on now :)

Anonymous said...

You can, however, dedicate. L., gave away ded rights to whoever wanted them, and at the moment I have no clue what to dedicate to, because someone already did Thanksgiving. So, because you've never done it before, you should.

Anonymous said...

Hi Val!


*runs from Dalek*

Kilandra Xyle said...

ᙢᓰﬡᙓ ᔕ☂ᓰᒪᒪ ᓰᔕ ᕊᗴ♈☂ᗴᖇ

Anonymous said...

Hi Sir!

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Reggie! *waves hello*

Sir said...

Afternoon.

Anonymous said...

Ieni, Strider as in Aragorn?

Anonymous said...

Sir, how are you this fine Turkey Day?

Sir said...

I am feeling absolutely average.

Star Inkbright said...

AWESOME NEW DISPLAY NE IENI! :) :)

HI IVY! HI SIR!

*is back in bedroom* YAY.

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Um, I think so Kestrel :) It's just the name has been in my head for days and that's where I first heard it:)

Kilandra Xyle said...

Hello Sir. i'm Kilandra! :)

Anonymous said...

And why, Sir, is that? Hast thou encountered some difficulty?

Allow me to introduce my friend, Kilandra Xyle, to your esteemed personage.

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Yay, thanks Star! :)
I g2g now :(
Byebye all! Until, probably Saturday...

Sir said...

Greetings, Kilandra.

And no, I simply said that I felt average because I feel rather regular right now. Not extraordinary, nor downcast.

Anonymous said...

Bye Aragorn!

Anonymous said...

Sir, fair enough. I, on the other hand, am feeling extraordinary.

(Ah, screw it. I can't be formal.)

Kilandra Xyle said...

I second that

Sir said...

It's a difficult art, as art tends to be.

Anonymous said...

I have to ask, do you talk this formally in real life?

Sir said...

Occasionally, when I wish to cultivate a false image of pedantry. It's surprisingly effective.

Anonymous said...

I have attempted it once or twice, but usually, instead of appearing formal and stately, it causes people to wish they were anywhere but withing twenty feet of me.

Sir said...

I shall reiterate, "It's a difficult art, as art tends to be."

Anonymous said...

I must take my leave for now, I hope to speak with all at some later time or date.

Star Inkbright said...

*NAME

I am able to speak with formality. I do it in my writing; it would be surprising if I could not also put in into practice in my speech.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Kes, people wish they were anywhere but within twenty feet of me because they think I'll kill them.


I wonder why...

Star Inkbright said...

It seems I must bid farewell to you, The Starre Named Kestrel. :(

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Bye Kestrel!


I'm sure I could speak formally if I practiced. In fact, when I've looked back at past comments of mine when I first started on here, I acted far more formal than I do now.

Star Inkbright said...

Unfortunately, the unhappy face has destroyed the formality of my previous sentence . . .

Sir said...

And now you know why I avoid emoticons like the plague. It ruins one's ethos.

Star Inkbright said...

*sighs mornfully* It appears I must sadly depart to go and swing swords at people. I might return at a later time. Farewell.

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Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Goodbye, Star!

Melica Frost said...

hey guys im back i was eating my dinner :D

Kilandra Xyle said...

I on the other handlove emoticons

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

Someone must have thought of this already but I'm going to say what I was just thinking about. About how to get Tanith back. A vampire could bite her. Because, you know, remnants can't live in a dead person. So if Tanith were a vampire-aka dead-the remnant would die-because it's tied to Tanith-and you'd get her back-just as a vampire. It sounded much cooler when I was explaining it to myself in my head. I like Tanith as a remnant, but I'd just like to see what she'd say to Val if she came back about the whole Darquesse thing.

Melica Frost said...

I would love to hear that awkward conversation :D ha

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

I wonder what would happen. I have a guess because Tanith can be kind of predictable-with no remnant-but I wonder about Val...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

has Derek been on? just finished thanksgiving dinner

Unknown said...

Zafira, what time is it for you?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

uhm 2:48pm east coast of america

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

It's 11:52 am here and I haven't even eaten breakfast yet, nor have I gotten out of bed. I'm feeling incredibly lazy today.

Melica Frost said...

its 5 to 8 pm here :D
I just thought I would chip in :)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

YES FREE OF DISHES THIS YEAR

Violent Spork said...

I'm yet to take a pic of my school but I doubt I'll win which is sad and annoying but... well. Derek PLEASE once Ive entered please choose my school. I know you dont go this far back in your comments so you wont see this :( D:

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

i cant STUPID COUNTRY RESTRITIONS

Luciana said...

EYYYYYYYHHHH, SEXY LADIES. OP, OP, OP, OPPAN GANGNAM STYLE.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

gangam style...

Luciana said...

I have Gangnam Style in my head. ^.^

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

I don't want Tanith back anymore.


I just don't.


And before I stay and chat, and before I get killed by you lot, I'm going for a shower.


Luciana said...

TANITH MUST RETURN.

SHE WANTS TO SEE HER LOVE AGAIN!

NOW THAT CHINA'S SECRET IS OUT, SHE NEEDS TANITH IN HER LIFE BECAUSE HER LOVE IS THE ONLY THING THAT KEEPS HER ALIVE!

Because Chinith is real.

*grins*

Unknown said...

No. Chinduggery is real. Don't ask me why, it's just real.

And now I must go. BYE!

Luciana said...

Iwouldactuallycryifitwasrealthoughomg.

Luciana said...

CHINDUGGERY IS MY OTP!<3

MY OT3 IS CHINA/SKULDUGGERY/TANITH.

AND MY BROTP IS GHAVEL.

Luciana said...

CHINDUGGERITH IS MY OT3!

Melica Frost said...

sorry I disappeared again, I was doing biology homework :)

Luciana said...

It's fine.

I'm going for a shower in a moment, anyway. XD

Melica Frost said...

me too :)

Melica Frost said...
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Melica Frost said...

hmmm I think I'm alone in Blogland...YAY what should I do first?...
*releases my pet rats* mwahaha

Melica Frost said...

right because I'm sitting here twidling my thumbs, I would like to take this oppertunity to say-
Derek if you come to scotland, PLEASE, thats PLEASE come to Glasgow, you would make my day and also - do you plan on making an SP film because my friends are badgering me to ask you :D

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I JUST BOUGHT SOMETHING AWESOME!






Melody Malone, from the Angels Take Manhattan episode!


IT'S AMAZINGGGGGGG

Melica Frost said...

OMG. OMG. OMG.
IM SO JELOUS.
OMG.
!!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

"Lady, don't shoot," he said.
"As if I could conceal a gun in this," I told him, standing up so he could get the full benefit of my heels, stockings, skirt, blouse, and everything. Especially the everything.





Oh, River, you are hilarious XD

Melica Frost said...

hello sweetie :D ha

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

This thing was SO worth $3 XD

Melica Frost said...

dr who is always worth it :)

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Finally, someone else who agrees! :D

Melica Frost said...

yay! Im not alone :D

Melica Frost said...

aww I had the hiccups 3 times today, the first was in registration, the second was during my double bass lesson - let me tell you its very hard to play DB with hiccups I kept bobbing up and down :( and the third was after school , right after I nearly choked on chocolate :L

Melica Frost said...

well I got to go - sleepy time :D bye :)

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

"To give them due credit, they didn’t take long to work out I’d disappeared. Well, I guess it’s not that hard to discern in a sort of ‘now you see me, now you – where the hell?’ sort of way."



This book is amazing.

Jophiel said...

Ugh....

So sick.... Found private browsing on iPod too....

Jophiel said...

Oh, come on!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I might be going to Costa Rica next year!!!!

Jophiel said...

And did anyone end up dedicating??

I dedicate to love (I know, sappy isn't Death's thing!!).
But without love, we wouldn't have been born, nor would I have come back on here... (other than the private browsing on the iPod)
But there would be no reason to return if I didn't have some ounce of love for you all. Love made me come back and I do not care of the consequences of my choice.

There are many of you who I have had fights with, and I am sorry, but, no matter what, I do love you all! With all that gooey gross stuf called love! *Shudder*
So, thank you for being my friends and enemies!

Jophiel said...

And also, without love means without friends... No one wants that life, I have experienced it already...

It is like havinga black hole inside your chest...

Jophiel said...

Cats.
Cats are interesting creatures.
Cats were in both my dreams last night.
1. A giant cat, the size of a house that reminded me of Geronimo ( the Russian blue with blue eyes I want), was trying to eat me...
2. I was trying to eat it...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Anyne?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Omg the world wont end

KOTW SPOILER


Mevolent will have created an anchor between realities and control the world. Thats all it is

Jophiel said...

HUH

Jophiel said...

Sorry, I poofed!

Well, you cant blame me... I've been here for almost 2 very boring hours...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Eh i know xD

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I love reading through old comments reminds me Derek is indeed mental, I swear they let him outta Fogg's Asylum

Jophiel said...

Death clutched her stomach as the red hot pain hit her. She needed to toughen up! She was too weak! Cold tears threatened to leak out of the corners of her tightly closed eyes.
"Are... Are you okay Death?" The symbol expert asked in his low voice.
Death opened her bright blue eyes and stared at him through the blue light surrounding her. "Eden," she began, stiffing a scream, "I am fine... I've had worse..." she lied in a strangled whisper.
The reluctance on Eden's face was as clear as daylight. "I think I should turn it off..."
Death screamed, not in pain but in rage. "I AM FINE! JUST LET ME GET USED TO IT!!!!!"
Eden jumped back at her tone. "Just tell me when you want-" he was interrupted by the sound of a gun. He ducked down as ana with a white suit came in. It took a while to place him.
"Skulduggery?" Eden asked.
"How do you like the new style?" Skulduggery asked back.
Eden stiffled a laugh. "You look like an anorexic hippy!"
Skulduggery looked to where Death was standing, blue light surrounding her. "I'm sorry to be rude, but I need to take Death for questioning. She is wanted for blowing up Hawaii."
Eden laughed and Death choked on the air. "Hawaii was nothing!" Death said as Eden turned the symbol off.
She glared at the skeleton in white but nothing happened.
"Damn it!" she said and grabbed Eden's hand. They teleported to Death's house and started to plan.

Jophiel said...

I broke outta the asylum in Melbourne... They are still looking for me!!!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Ha!!! I escaped the Temple. Im not welcome there but still, being Grand Mage is an accomplishment

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Gawd my Grandma funny I tokd her I was trying to get my job back (yes I explained SP) and she was laughing. Told me apparently dont mess with Derek. I told her multipke Minions were she told me I asked for death I told her tht I havent died yet

Jophiel said...

Good job!!!!

I have some strange history with High Priest Tenebrae!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

She told me that if I get killed off she's framing it as proof.

I know, I escaped the Temple but still as Grand Mage I dont destroy things like some

Jophiel said...

Lol... Here is some strange history!

Death Rose waited until night to attack; she was young and untrained. Magic had come to her naturally in the best of times, just when she was about to get her head pounded in by the knight, she had glared with all her might and he had dropped to the floor, dead.
She watched the poor little towns in the setting sun, getting ready for the coming onslaught. Death needed to find and kill this man, a man thought to have the secret that should never be told.
"Here we go," she said to the man with the golden eyes beside her. She walked into the town with her black cloak on, that is where the name came from; Black Death.
The town was quiet except for the occasional crying from one of the small houses that she passed. She gestured to a door with symbols covering every inch of the wood and the man with golden eyes found it little less than as challenge. He quickly opened the door for her without dying. She smiled as she passed.
The house was small and made out of clay, the roof looked thatched. There was a fire to the left, a black woven mat in front of it and a bed in the corner. A man sat on the bed, examining something black in his hands.
Tenebrae looked up and his face hardened s he took in the assassins come to kill him. "Death Rose," he murmured, "you've found me at last." He paused looking at the crying town through the open door. "And you've managed to kill millions while you were at it. I'm impressed."
Death smiled sweetly. "I thought you'd like it," she admitted, "you know, with the passage and all..."
Tenebrae frowned, "how did you-"
Death interrupted. "Craven doesn't keep his mouth shut when he's about to die, even for you."
The necromancer took a step back. "Traitor," he muttered under his breath. "So Death, I heard a nice rumor the other week by a Black Death victim," he stared pointedly at her black cloak. "he was a great necromancer, Gallow Grave, and he was a great friend with Serpine," he raised an eyebrow and Death froze in place. "Yes, your father. He told me me everything. Grave was very impressed by you ability to track me from China to here. He asked me to give you something if we ever meet." A fist full of shadows blasted into her chest and she flew backwards, smashing into the hard clay wall. Death's breath left her upon impact and she lay there, waiting for her body to remember how to move.
Tenebrae walked over to her. "You dented my wall, but I'll forgive you. Stupid people make stupid mistakes." She saw a flash of white teeth. "And I have a friend who would like to speak to you. He is very famous, even for us who live under these rocks, so you will know him. He goes by the name of Skulduggery Pleasant... But he said that he'd be a bit late so, I'll help you take a nap." Shadows curled around his hand and Death closed her eyes.
There was a gurgle from above and Death's eyes snapped open. The man with the golden eyes had his arm wrapped around Tenbrae's slender neck.
She jumped up and grabbed the necromancer's wrist, keeping the shadows away from them. "I think it's time for you to take a nap," the man with the golden eyes said with a wry smiled dancing around his lips.
Death punched Tenebrae's jaw and his head rocked backwards.
"And yet again," said a voice that was made out of velvet, "I manage to arrive in the nick of time." Skulduggery walked in and put his hat on the bed. "We are all friends, right? So do you mind telling me what is going on?"
It was a distraction.
When Death's attention had been diverted, Tenebrae had gathered shadows in his hand and blasted Death in the back. She flew forward into the skeleton's arms. The man with the golden eyes knew where this was going, and with a nod from Death, he sprinted out the door.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Lovely. I have yet to write much bout Zaf's past.

Aaah love when people flip

Jophiel said...

Writing about the past is fun!!!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

It is xD damn I wish I could show Derek the Kristen-Spoon impression I know he hates Twilight so I bet he'd be on the floor laughing, or maybe acat got him locked in a room

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Aaah I can quote Derek's Great Adventure that was a hilarious post

Jophiel said...

Did you read Val's story?

Anonymous said...

Hi guys!

Death, how've you been? It's been a while!

My Golden God, I ate WAY too much...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

"Is that it?" I almost cry. "Is that the best you've got? Is there no one on this Earth to even CHALLENGE  me? Come! Kneel before me! Kneel before the Golden God!"


^^

*dies of laughter*

derek, you have one hell of an ego

Jophiel said...

KESSIE!!!!
*Tacklehugs*
I haven't done that in ages!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, I'm good, and sick... Not just the common cold either...

How are you?

Anonymous said...

I am...full. Yeah, let's go with that. *gets tacklehugged*

So, where've you been?

Jophiel said...

*Dies of laughter after reading Derek's Great Adventure*

Jophiel said...

I've been kicked off... Only today have I found the private browsing on my iPod!!!!

I'm not supposed to be on here, you see!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Why were you kicked off?

Jophiel said...

Because my parents found out... And because 'you shouldn't be on social networking sites at your age! You're 14!'
'Yes mum, and I shall forget the fact that you have Facebook okay?'
'Go to your room!"

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

May I add that im 14?

Jophiel said...

Omg! I just saw Robert Downy jr. with pink eyeshadow on!!!!

Jophiel said...

You may but my family are stricter than my school...

My school that happens to have nothing but farm land for three kms around it...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Holy crap.

I mean I went on
Facebook at like 11 or 12

I joined the Blog at age 14 though my mom thinks Derek a good influence, aaah bless her, Derek is insane

Jophiel said...

*Sigh*
I've got to go... See yas later!!!

And be sure to spread the word, "Death Rose or Serpine's Daughter has returned!"

Yeah, my dad is Serpine!!! And the detective I the suit killed him...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Was your mom Harmony?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Aaah yes

DEREK SORT THE MAIL

I will bug you til you say you sorted it

Anonymous said...

Zaf, of CPURSE her mum was Harmony. xD

Forgot to mention: wbd

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Blerugh... Thanksgiving food is evil...

Anonymous said...

Val, you're telling me. I had two ieves of chocolate cheesecake and around half a pound of whipped cream. Let's just say that it was NOT the best idea. No regrets, though.

Anonymous said...

*pieces

AND a slice of strawberry pie.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Oh. I ate, like, 8 deviled eggs, and about 20 cucumber logs, and some bread stuff with olives on it... And then I had a few bites of stuffing, turkey, cranberry stuff, and a few rolls.


By the time I was supposed to eat dinner, though, I wasn't really eating much...

And my soon-to-be-step-brother Sam insists the reason I feel sick is because he poisoned everything.

Anonymous said...

He sounds lovely.

Oh, dinner. For dinner I had: mashed potatoes, 3 helpings of turkey, 4 helpings of ham, 2 rolls, and 4 cranberry muffins.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I feel like every year on Thanksgiving my stomach goes, "Oh, you want to eat today? I guess I'll shrink and make you sick!"

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Fooood ugh

Anonymous said...

Val, yes. Exactly.

HelloZaf! Any ideas as to when(and how) OTOA is going to strike?

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

I am against hunting!

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game.
-Paul Rodriguez

It's just sad. You don't even do anything with the carcasses.

Ellen DeGenreres once said something like this, "I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they said because they're pretty. Then I said well I think my mom is pretty and I have pictures of her.

Anonymous said...

Hi SPD! Agreed. Unless you're actually going to DO SOMETHING with them instead of killing them for absolutely no reason.

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

Yeah, that at least makes sense.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

No idea

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

Today, is thanksgiving and Jamie Campbell Bower's birthday.
Happy birthday to him!
And happy thanksgiving to all other Amerminions!

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

And tomorrow is Black Friday. Hehe.
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Anonymous said...

Happy Thanksgiving!

Black Friday, for my entire family, is a reason to AVOID stores.

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

Ha!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I live him!!! :)

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

Think she meant "I like him" as in Jami Campbell Bower?

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

*Jamie

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

The 23rd is the 49 year anniversary of Doctor Who!

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

Whoooooo!

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

I'm looking at my sketch pad and it says in Spanish, Calepin D'equisse. Reminds me of Darquesse.

Anonymous said...

I have to go, bye!

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

Tried to draw Niall Horan and ended up with a potential Fletcher Renn. LOL. I'm an ok artist. If I was good, I would have ended up with Niall Horan.

Eve the ROCK said...

No, you're the next Da Vinci! If I could turn Niall into Fletcher, my life would be complete. You deserve great respect.

Star Inkbright said...

*laughs* LOL, Eve!

Not here, in der lunch queue. :(

AND I'M ABOUT TO GO INTO THE LUNCH HALL. *looks at small number of people in front of me in the queue*

Eve the ROCK said...

Msd, but

STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! You here?

Eve the ROCK said...

Oh right.*facepalm*

Sir said...

Aah, nice and quiet.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

AAAHHHH I HAD A FREAKIN NIGHTMARE DEREK WAS IN IT D:

Anonymous said...

A nightmare about Derek?

I'm not here, by the way.

Kilandra Xyle said...

'Ello People. Top of the Morning. Or what ever time it is over There. *Tips hat and bows awkwardly*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

xD im eating pumpkin pie for breakfast, i think it os top of the morning they say in Ireland....I think.

Anonymous said...

Hello Kilandra.

Zaf, I was GOING to eat chocolate cheesecake for breakfast, but my parents wouldn't let me. So I had muffins.

Anonymous said...

Kilandra, Zaf is in Pennsylvania. Same timezone as us.

Kilandra Xyle said...

Yeah but for I know it could be 2 O'clock over there, That would Most Definatly NOT be Morning

Anonymous said...

He took slow steps, and it seemed to take forever before he was out of the room and she heard his door click shut. When she was sure he wouldn’t be able to hear her, she drew one of her swords, and began recklessly swinging it around the room. The tally of things that she managed to seriously damage was rather impressive, all things considered.
She took out a glass case, a china statue of an angel, knocked over a marble statue, cracked the granite on one of the little tables near the entryway, and cut some massive holes into the upholstery of two of the couches, causing feathers of some sort to come spilling out. When she finally stopped and looked around at the damage, she decided that she had to disagree with Zaken. It had felt pretty d—ned good. She wiped the fluff off of her blades, and resheathed them, not bothering to be careful about it.

Anonymous said...

Kilandra, same timezone means same time.

It's nearly 3 in Ireland...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

:P yuup Pennsylvania holy crap Zaffy on her Wii

Anonymous said...

You have a Wii? I haveth no Wiieth

Kilandra Xyle said...

no i mean to the OTHER people likes in ireland or whatever

Anonymous said...

But no one else is here....

Kilandra Xyle said...

I HAVE ONE!!! You could play it if we could arrange that #$^%(*$ sleepover

Kilandra Xyle said...

Well I didn't know that when i can online now did I?

Anonymous said...

I know you do.


Language, Kilandra. *mock admonishes*

You don't want to let me play your Wii. I won't be able to stop.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Im playong Wii sports xD

Anonymous said...

I like Wii Sports Resort. I'm boss at Table Tennis and Swordplay Showdown.


WOMAN!!!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Im now on mario kart

Kilandra Xyle said...

stFu Kessie.

Anonymous said...

Zaf, I like Mario Kart on D.S. but I'm awful at it on the Wii.


Kilandra, such language!

Kilandra Xyle said...

as i said previously, STFU!

Anonymous said...

I'm not talking.

Anonymous said...

WOMAN!!!!

Anonymous said...

WOMAN!!!!

Anonymous said...

WOMAN!!!!

Anonymous said...

WOMAN!!!!

Anonymous said...

WOMAN!!!!

Anonymous said...

WOMAN!!!!

Anonymous said...

WOMAN!!!!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Kessie calm

KILANDA DAMN IT MUST I USE MY AITHORITY?

Anonymous said...

WOMAN!!!!

Anonymous said...

In control. *sighs*


Zaf, she doesn't like authority. Maybe if you hired her she would actually listen to you, but I doubt it.

Kilandra Xyle said...

Trust me I'll only be like that with Kessie because *glares at her* she deserves it.

Anonymous said...

It's true. I never shut up. *nods happily*

Kilandra Xyle said...

I can vouch on that

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I dont like using my authority as Grand Mage against people but i do what i must

HELL YEAH 1st again in Mario Kart

Anonymous said...

Yay first! Dedication....*thinks*

I dedicate this page to food. All food. Food is amazing, I couldn't live without it, and neither could either of you, I dare say. Also, without food, we wouldn't have had Thanksgiving dinner last night, which would've been no fun at all. Without food, there wouldn't be ice cream, or pie, or cheesecake, or turkey, or mashed potatoes. (Or anything/anyone else, but who cares about them?). We would start killing eachother just to have something to eat, (which would ruin the whole 'no food' thing, I suppose), and then, eventually, because of the mass homicide(not to mention starving to death), the human race would go extinct. So yeah, I dedicate to food.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Niiice

Anonymous said...

Has anyone noticed that the comment format changed again? I don't like it.

Kilandra Xyle said...

I would know

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Really? How?

Anonymous said...

If you write enough, It wraps around the profile picture. It didn't used to do that.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I havent seen it on mine im on iPad....*sighs*

DEREK STOP BREAKING THE BLOG

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

NEW POST!!!!!!

NOM Ominous said...

Some nanowrimo people could be jealous of derek's good fortune in this

MonsterMouse said...

Mope

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Octa said...

The night is dark and full of terrors.

Octa said...

What is dead may never die.

Octa said...

A Lannister always pays his debt.

Octa said...

HODOR.

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