Everyone has birthdays. These birthdays are celebrated. Sometimes there are parties. These things happen. These things are normal.
Some other people have birthdays that are celebrated in their absence, halfway around the world, by people they have never actually met. These things are definitely not normal. But these things happen to me.
My Minions, for your amusement, I provide for you a select few photos taken at the party organised by regular Minion commenter and general online-stalker, Valkyrie V Cain.
Billy-Ray Sanguine (in a lovely checked shirt tied off at the midriff... um...) and a seriously disturbed looking Tanith.
Melancholia, looking AWESOME.
Solomon Wreath, being his/her generally aloof self.
Kitana, kicking the hell out of poor Valkyrie...
... and looking pretty smug about it, too.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you one Nefarian Serpine, he/she of the red right hand...
... and poor China Sorrows, who has no idea what is about to happen.
Argeddion. Looking VERY pleased with himself.
You may be forgiven for wondering who is this long-haired person who is trying to woo Valkyrie, but then you will realise- it's Caelan. OBVIOUSLY.
A wonderful time had by all...
... and even I attended! (Sort of.)
And two photos to end things off. One... just because I think her facial expression is hilarious...
And the final photo of Valkyrie V Cain herself. All these photos have made me grin so much I think I've broken my face. Thank you Valkyrie, and thanks to all your (admittedly insane) friends...!
Posts
4,632 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 1401 – 1600 of 4632 Newer› Newest»i take that as a no
Blink is David Tennant it's in the 3rd season
HI
I love Blink
the statue of liberty looked so cool in the angels take manhattan
Am i all alone
I'm here.
scooby doo
hi
Wrong size shoe
I ran into a wall
I ran into a tree... a big tree... in the middle of the forest... and a pillar... in an ancient building... in Rome.
i am so board
well that sounds cool
This is so depressing.
i ran into a tree from the red wood forest
I am watching YouTube videos.
i wish i was on a magical unicorn
bye
Bye!
What's SPD? Is that just one of the phrases everyone just knows?
What's awkward is that my English teacher has read SP and likes the book as well... Not obsessively but it's one of her favorite books...
Gonna watch Doctor Who :)
SPD is SPDirectioner's nickname...
Rewatching first episode of Dr. Who. Well the first one with Christopher Eccleston
lol I'm sorry SP directioner...
I'm relatively new... This is my 4th post yay...
Well then, that creates up a lot :)
hello everybody!!!
and still no one is here
Hello! I'm here... Though I'm on and off... I'm watching doc. Who :)
Which episode?
The first one with David tennant.
I started watching doc. Who like a month ago. :)
It's the Christmas one
The one with the Sycorax (I think that's what they're called)?
Hey, do you want the dedication?
What is sycortax? I'm 10 minutes in into the first episode of season two.
Hai
i want to kill a bird
Oh my..
jk that was random!
HELLO
This is me after finishing "A Good Man Goes to War": 0.0
Mind=blown
And it can't possibly be good that when River showed up and was talking about how the word "Doctor" could come to mean something else, I was yelling at her and accidentally said "Shut up Tenebrae!"
hi
oh yes
Hi Amanda! I've heard all about YOU...*stalker-like giggle*
unicorn poop cookies they;re magically delicious
i want to eat a person
bye
*throws person at Amanda* Here! Eat him!
Aw. Bye!
*sends flying monkeys at kestrel*
do yu want a flame phoenix pie
I wouldLOVE a Flame Phienix pie! *dodges flying monkeys deftly*
HI AGAIN
AMANDA!
Helllllooooo... again.
Hi Val! Hey SPD!
Hmmm... I think I want my characters to get attacked by the Fremont Troll...
Hmmm. I think I want to introduce a supernatural skeleton detective into my story. My teacher just made us start NaNoWriMo. WE ARE ALREADY FIVE DAYS INTO NOVEMBER!!!
My teacher had s set our own goals(for the record, mine is 19000 more than the next highest) and we started early, and are therefore ending at some point in mid-November
Mortal Instruments fans: there is a vote thing between Clary Fray and some other character from Percy Jackson. Vote for Clary.
http://www.thefandom.net/play/games/clash-epic-characters/clary-fray-vs-leo-valdez/
I think it's about awesomeness.
My teacher set our word goal as 3000.
And towards the middle of mine, a Tesseract-Luke character shows up. Well, not really. He's an assassin, but other than that they are pretty much opposites.
Leo is SO MUCH BETTER THAN CLARY! :/
Mine is 39000
Leo has fire powers. And a flying warship. And Juno as his babysitter when he was little. You can't beat him!(Unless you're, like, a Skulduggery character or Annabeth or something)
I could beet the goal my teacher set for is 10 times over. I'm already 13% in and I just started-for the record, that was thirty minutes. I could probably reach your goal too, Kes.
the sound of drums
Clary is like 75% angel and has awesome magical powers that practically unlimited. I bet she could draw a rune that would make the bearer able to breathe underwater, be flame proof, and make sure that nothing hurts him/her. She draws runes like China except she has a much wider variety. She would be pretty tough to beat.
Yeah, probably. Well...10% of yours is, what, 300? I do around 600 in forty five minutes, give or take a hundred.
Amanda:
Oh yes.
Booya.
I do about 400 per half hour depending on whty type of writing mood I have.
I get distracted too easily.
HI
I don't think anyone has a wider variety of symbols than China.
AND Leo has a metal dragon, which can breathe fire and everything, he can build practically any type of machinery, and he is THE SON OF HEPHAESTUS, WHO IS A GOD.
SPD, and you can't, like mane the goal higher? Because 3000 is how much I'm supposed to write in 3 days.
SNOZCOMBERS! THAT IS WHAT YOU ALL ARE.
I've got to go now, goodnight!
Remember: Team Leo(if you don't get that, go read Mark of Athena)
Clary can do all sorts of martial arts and can handle weapons and can draw the Mark of Cain and all other types of runes. And when I mean practically limitless, I mean it. Clary probably has a wider variety than China. She can wake up the dead and make people fearless and do tons of other stuff.
I'm a snozcomber? Oh no. Oh dear.
Bye Kes! I can't make it higher. My teacher is really mean and strict. Team Clary!!!!!
Amanda, have you been to the Fremont Troll before?
BYE KESTREL
I dont know what is it?
Uh... The giant troll under the bridge in Seattle? This thing.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fremont_Troll
I have bean there
You've bean there? Nice.
iI am inside a bear
you little fart
Make it come alive?
Hey, I least I spell been right.
Hm?
Will you make the troll come alive? It is a fantasy book, right?
Oh! Yeah, they have magic and stuff, and I was thinking it'd be cool if the Fremont Troll came to life and attacked them.
Hey, i least i spell been right.
And you didn't even capitalize the I, Amanda.
i dont carol
You don't carol?
You make fudge puddles.
Do I?
I think that I will make my characters go into a cemetery. Oh, the fun the stone angels and I will have.
yeah i dont carol
Can be more Crystal clearer?
Yes Bella you do.
*throws poisonous cheese at Amanda*
I do? Lovely.
YOU make FUDGE PUDDLES.
And the police ate Timothy.
Amanda, this is important.
Every night, I want you to hold Marvin the cat.
He's not a real cat.
I dont want you to text me.
HE BARFED ON A SAILOR LIKE A PIG.
Scooby Doo.
Randomness!!!
The great big goat duck taped the cannibal to the penguin.
Your the one who chokes on water.
Wrong Sized Shoe
Kung Fu
Big Brown Poo
Gotta Be You
Maple Pancakes ate the Golden God and the loyal minions were so angry, they made the Maple Pancakes regurgitate the Golden God along with their breakfast.
once upone a time there was a small village and then Amandas cat Boots set it on fire and watched it burned to the ground.
THE END
And the Maple Pancakes were murdered. The only trace left of them was the maple syrup in the gutters.
LIMBOW WITH YOUR LAMAS AND CHASE YOUR LITTLE DUCKS.
Yay a gote
Gather the corn and feed it to the lions.
I must go. Bye. I must leave. :(
Hello, Boots. I believe you were thrown at my face once.
Derek, me and a few of my friends who attended the party want to make pins that say "We made Derek Landy almost break his face" for us, and then one that says "I almost got my face broken by Val V and her friends" for you.
Well I almost officially have a mental disorder, probably caused by school, and therefore won't be on the blog for the next... 7 weeks? Apologies to all. Email me if you miss me.
caravan.evil@gmail.com
Goodnight.
In asylum
I live a lie
I loved you and I wasn't ready
For asylum
Relive a lie
I let go, now it's dragging me into your grave
Your asylum
Forget the lie
I'm overcome by the feeling that
I won't get to join you in time
And the lonliness is killing me!
Aw. I just checked, and I didn't remember the lyrics QUITE correctly, but I find that song hard to remember! It's fast plus it keeps almost repeating itself but not quite!
In asylum
I live a lie
Don't you know, I'm in love with you
And I wasn't ready
For asylum
Relive a lie
To let go, now it's dragging me
Into your grave
Your asylum
Forget the lie
I'm overcome by the feeling that
I won't get to join you in time
And the lonliness is killing me!
(I'll've forgotten again soon, I bet you . . .)
Wbd, homework. :(
I've got this massive history research project that's in for tomorrow . . . I reckon I've done over half of it, but still. :(
I hate it when you eat half a biscuit, then put it down, then a bit later eat the other half, only in a few minutes you've forgotten you've eaten the second half and go looking for it before remembering you've eaten it.
Did it just now. :P
STAR! *hugs* How are you?
I've just been making Christmas cake with my mum and then I got some mixture on her shoe and the floor XD
And I got a postcard from my friend in Ireland who said she'd seen the Cliffs of Moher, The Spanish Arc and 56 pubs. She also said the locals were very friendly and helpful and I told her to look out for a Golden God and then she gave me a funny look :D
This didn't post a few minutes ago and I had to write it all out again -_-
:(
HI IENI!!!!!!!!!!!
The Cliffs of Moher! They were in The Wish List. By Eoin Colfer. :)
Do you happen to know anything about WWI??? Actually, never mind, I'm almost done anyway . . .
We were starting the topic Violence In The Media in English today and so far I really like it. We did debating. Love debating.
I was going to say something else...but now I forgot what *facepalm*
I know some stuff on WW1...what kinda bit?
My mascara has given me a skin infection above my eye and the skin is being all werid and now I'm going to have to stop using it for a bit...
I love debating on vegetarianism/animal rights, because it gives me an excuse to stand up and tell everyone they're pretty selfish people and get called a vegetable :D
I hate it when I forget what I was gonna say. :(
We have to research about the role of Empire soldiers in WWI. D:
Hope your skin infection doesn't go nasty or anything. :(
I just like saying my opinions on stuff. :)
This is an odd disjointed comment. It's like how my emails usually end up going . . .
I used two :(s and a D: in that last comment. That's sad. :(
Role of Empire soldiers? If it was the Empire out of Star Wars I'd know a lot :D
Aha, thanks, but it won't, because I'm me and I haven't been ill in years and I have a really strong immune system, because I laughed lots when I was younger :D
My opinions on stuff, usually goes like this: MEH
It's not that I don't have opinions, it's just I'm really bad at putting them into words D:
Aha, my emails with my friends are epic. I cannot begin to describe the epicness...
Don't be sad! Omg, I need to tell you what happened this morning...
Anyway, my school shirt went walkies between last night and this morning. I can't find it anywhere. What idiot loses a shirt in that time? I'm certain that some burglar stole it in the night...
Star? You still alive out there?
This girl at my school once said she didn't do her shirt up one day when she got dressed in the morning, but that was okay coz she had her jumper on on top, only on the bus she forgot and took her jumper off in front of the whole bus . . . EMBARRASSING . . . People were teasing her about it all through Science.
NO, I'M DEAD! :)
ACTUALLY, I'M ALIVE . . . BUT I WAS DEAD FOR A BIT BEFORE I RESURRECTED MYSELF. :P
HIIIIIII
Aha, that sounds...bad...
Luckily, I had one I use for music concerts, even though it's kinda different from what it's supposed to be like...
Yay! As long as you didn't come back as a skeleton...
I think I may have to disappear to dinner in a few minutes...
Today in social studies we got to fill out fake election ballots and I really wanted to do a write in for Erskine Ravel as President and Ghastly Bespoke as Vice-President
FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!!!!!!
As you might have guessed, I'm on the laptop. Doing multiple letters is as easy as press and hold. :) Otherwise I would've said:
FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!
But hi anyway. :)
Hello, Person. If I could think of a good nickname for you, I'd do extended-letters thing coz I'm in an enthusiasyic mood . . .
Can I call you Sev?
If I can, then . . .
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEV! Hi!
No, I came back as me . . .
myuselessshortstories@blogspot.com
^^^On that link, if you go to Battle For Blogland Chapter Eight (should be the newest post or one of the newest posts) you can read how I died. I found it hilarious. I suppose I'm not forcing you to read it though . . .
Sure, you can call me Sev
AWESOME. :)
I know the magpie rhyme thingy from my mum. One for sorrow, two for joy, three for a girl, four for a boy, five for silver, six for gold, seven for a secret never to be told. :)
Bbs, dinner. :(
Bye Star Inkbright (Ink!) Can I call you Star or something?
You can call me Star or Ink - your choice. :)
Most people call me Star but there ARE those who call me Ink . . .
Oh, BACK!, btw. I've stopped researching and started trying to make me look like I've got more research than I do. :P
HEYLO, SCATHIO.
How's you? :)
Hello, Star.
I'm ok, I've been off ill all day though. :/ How are you?
LOL. I'm just watching a lyrics video for Disturbed's cover of Land of Confusion and the videa keeps showing Turtwig from Pokemon playing the drums . . . IT'S SO CUTE. <3
I'm great. :) Hope you get better soon. :(
Damnit... Dedications. :/
Now I'm watching the ORIGINAL Land of Confusion. This is weird . . .
The verses are cool but the chorus is too quiet. :( Although that fast sound in the back is nice.
I STILL HAVE THOSE DEDS TO DO. :(
g2g BYE!
:( FOURS FLAME!
I've had a really rough time, recently... And the other day I didn't even know how to smile, anymore. I even told some people I love more than anything in this world that I hate them... I hurt them because I was in pain. And I was an incredibly mean, horrid person... But even then two people stuck by me. They didn't care that I had hurt them, because I'm still their friend, that's what they said to me. They might not be here right now and I might not get to talk to them very often, but they're both always there for me. So, part of my dedication goes to Sparky Braginski and Zathract Mist, for being the best friends I've had in a long time and for being there for me through thick and thin.
Sparky is that bright spark that can light up a room just by being there. And she truly is an inspiration, to me at least. Her name is actually perfect, for her. I can't think of anyone brighter than Sparx. She's one of a kind and she is the greatest.
Zath is...Zath. Zath makes me laugh and cry and always, always, knows when I'm down even if I act as though I'm happy. No matter how much I try to hide how I'm feeling, I'll end up telling Zath whatever is wrong and I know I can trust him no matter what happens. Zath, if you're reading this, you are you and you is prefect. Please, don't die...
I love you both. Never ever doubt that. <3
And for the other part of my dedications, I want to dedicate to bravery... "Be brave." - Playing With Fire, Skulduggery Pleasant to Valkyrie Cain. Bravery can get you through so much; it is powerful. I know being brave might be difficult, but if you can be brave then you're more likely to find hope. Hope can keep you going - like that first dandelion in the spring. Everybody can be brave and everybody can be strong. Be brave and don't die, two very important things that Derek, the Golden God, has taught us.
I also want to dedicate to one more thing... (Cont.)
Recently, I've been really horrid to someone I couldn't love much more, no matter how much I tried. I've been a complete and utter b*tch, there's no other word for how I've acted. I could apologize, but I will never be able to apologize enough. So, I'm dedicating to him... I'm dedicating to Hellboy. For being there for his friends through thick and thin and for being himself. Hellboy is truly wonderful and any of his friends are some of the luckiest people alive, because they have him in their lives. HB, if you read this, don't lose hope.
I'd also like to dedicate to Emerald Melody for being an incredible older sister to me and putting up with me no matter how bad I get.
And to Zaf, because Derek thinks I'm "so weird" for all of my ships.
And, finally, to an incredibly strong and inspiring young woman that's been through hell and back but still manages to be one of the most cheerful people I've ever had the honour of knowing. Kallista Pendragon, be brave. Things'll get better...
Thank you to everyone that is always here for me, that puts up with me so often and especially to those that are themselves. Because being yourself is the best thing you can be.
Be brave, don't die and be yourself. <3
*frowns* That's really bad... :/
It's really awesome. :)
Why do you insist you aren't good at dedding anymores? You are. :)
Hey!
Me got new SP book!
Hello, Kes!
Read my ded?
Yay! New book:3
*points at Kal's speech* AGREED. :)
Sorry, about that, I completely forgot I was on here.
Clover, are you L.? I read your ded, it was great, and I'm glad that you made up with Hellboy.
*blinks* I just found, "May the fours be with you," in Artemis Fowl and the Last Guardian. I actually mostly forgot I got FOURS! from this book, y'know? Unless I bothered to think about it properly my mind mostly assumed it came out of my own head. :P
Sorry, Eoin Colfer.
Hehe.
And the Fours is originally from The Atlantis Complex, isn't it?
*nods* I'm L, yes.
But me and Hellboy aren't friends.
Thanks, Kal. I don't really know what to say other than thanks... :/
I have to go.
My mum is taking my phone off of me and I don't know how long for. :/
Bye, all...
gtg, bye
:( FOURS, L.
Yes and no, Kes. FOURS! was abbreviated from, "May the fours be with you," which is a quote from The Last Guardian, but the significance of the number four in the books was first from The Atlantis Complex.
Sorry, I also forgot I was here . . . :P
FOURS KES! :(
Woot i got a ded!!!!
*nods*
Guilaunie
*bursts out laughing*
nyspeckle!!!
Loneliness
Hi!
Zaf, please tell me you're still on. I need to talk to Ameriminions.
Hi Sevpie! You American?
Yeah, but I've got to go now. Bye!
Damn. Bye!
I need someone to keep me updated on the election, my parents made me go to bed.
Obama has a few more electoral votes so far.
Really? Hmm... I'm checking CNN website, and it's saying the opposite. What's happening with Florida?
I have no idea I'm just asking my mom, I'm really bad at paying attention to this.
And now I REALLY have to go to bed. :(
Oh, ok. Thanks though.
Night!
I've got to go. Goodnight Blogland!
Is it too late to join this NaNoWriMo thing?
I'm watching "The Stolen Earth" episode of Doctor Who, and when they said there was a message coming through and I heard "EXTERMINATE" I was ready to shriek.
Nice work, Doctor Who writers. Nice work.
Thanks for Nice post
Birthday Party Games
http://www.birthdaybless.com
Thanks for Nice post
Birthday party themes girls
http://www.birthdaywrap.com
I HATE HOW NOBODY'S HERE. :(
I HAVE AN EXAM, TOMORROW D:
D: Hope it goes well. :/
Hi, btw.
Hello.
It's a French speaking. So I need to learn some paragraphs, but I can't seem to remember it.. :/
How are you?
I'm okayzo. Youzo?
I'm okish. :)
My book didn't arrive today, though. :/ Which is annoying.
I might buy some HG merch. actually...
:( Should arrive soon, hopefully. What you gonna do when you've got every edition of every book?
By then, there'll be merchandise, hopefully!
That book should be here tomorrow. It said it'll arrive today or tomorrow. ^.^
I'm also starting to collect HG things.. :3
Hi! I'm not going to be here for that long...but meh.
Hello, Ieni!
Hey! *hugs*
This is Luciana, right...?
I'm trying to be nice to people this evening. *pulls face in exhaustion*
Post a Comment