Everyone has birthdays. These birthdays are celebrated. Sometimes there are parties. These things happen. These things are normal.
Some other people have birthdays that are celebrated in their absence, halfway around the world, by people they have never actually met. These things are definitely not normal. But these things happen to me.
My Minions, for your amusement, I provide for you a select few photos taken at the party organised by regular Minion commenter and general online-stalker, Valkyrie V Cain.
Billy-Ray Sanguine (in a lovely checked shirt tied off at the midriff... um...) and a seriously disturbed looking Tanith.
Melancholia, looking AWESOME.
Solomon Wreath, being his/her generally aloof self.
Kitana, kicking the hell out of poor Valkyrie...
... and looking pretty smug about it, too.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you one Nefarian Serpine, he/she of the red right hand...
... and poor China Sorrows, who has no idea what is about to happen.
Argeddion. Looking VERY pleased with himself.
You may be forgiven for wondering who is this long-haired person who is trying to woo Valkyrie, but then you will realise- it's Caelan. OBVIOUSLY.
A wonderful time had by all...
... and even I attended! (Sort of.)
And two photos to end things off. One... just because I think her facial expression is hilarious...
And the final photo of Valkyrie V Cain herself. All these photos have made me grin so much I think I've broken my face. Thank you Valkyrie, and thanks to all your (admittedly insane) friends...!
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I'M BACK!!!!!!!
and nobody cares
sad face
fine ill go then
*sniffs*
Sorry, sister was in the room. And it seems I have to go now. Again. Bye all.
I care Alex!!!
Bye bye Les! :(
Hola Magpie!
Hi
Bonjour!
Hi!
Oh! Zafira Kerias! You like Jekyll and Hyde?
Yes i do :D
Salut.
I want to see it so badly, but I can't so I just listen to the songs on my iPod all the time
Aloha Nixion!
YouTube!
Type in Jekyll and Hyde Part 1 click one with like yellow subtitles good quality
No problem! Its like, uhm about 2 hours its 14 parts the 14th just the bows. The next video the top one on the side of suggestions ignore subtitles and its AWESOME
Coolness!
Are any of you guys from America?
So... what be going on in the land of mortals?
*raises hand*
i am
Zafira Kerias Grand Mage of America
Did the Frankenstorm get you?
*raises eyebrow at Zaf*
Think that the title was nessesary?
Bye! I need to go draw pictures of mimes. :P
Yes. Nixon. Gawd i got used to being addressed as Grand Mage in school ect
And yup sadly it did :/
I'm from America but I am far from the storm.
See ya Magpie
Hey Ariana!
Me got it
http://randomnthingsthatdomatter.blogspot.com/2012/11/storm-damage.html
My lovely fallen tree
You should really add a follow gadget to that blog
When i figure that out i'll do it
YAAY!!!!
Hey Kal!
Yum! Thanks for the pizza Kal!
Im casually alive
*laughs and explodes the jelly dounts*
they have EXPLODED!!!!!!
I wonder if I'm known fir defying the master i must i was known for exploding Ireland
*catches jelly donut*
*steals Wreath's jelly donut and stomps on it*
NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*KILLS Val's foot*
*eats shoe*
*steals Val's house and flushes it down world's biggest toilet*
Good idea Thrust!
*jumps into lake and swims*
*explodes school*
I have a castle AND a house with secret passageways? COOL.
*gives Kal a unicorn in thanks*
O. O
FOOD! Be back in a bit!
*shadow walks in tree*
aaaaahhhh
*hangs off branch*
Hello. I'm joining this conversation whether you want me to or not.
Hi again. I'm taking a break from drawing mimes.
Ooh! Cupcake!
Hey Kal
*swings*
comfy!!!
Kallista Pendragon (what do I call you?) you can call me whatever but not Magaloospoohbears. My name is from those rhymes about how many magpies there are. look up magpie rhymes. 7 is a secret never to be told
Hi all! You guys are really, really, weird. I like that. *nods*
Kallie, you are a collector, right? How many do you have? I'm trying to figure out how many I need to get in order to consider myself serious about it. *nods again*
Heylo, Sevpie, Grand Mage, and Kallie!
*nods*
im going craaaazy
Hey Kessie
Grand Mage, is their anything that you require?
Zaf, what do mean GOING crazy?
I only refer to her as Grand Mage 'cause I'm Administrator. And Sult is NOT my Junior administrator.
What i need? Honest to god help.
I would collect except I don't have any room and I spend all my money on iTunes
*facepalm*
Help... Is on the way...
There is a pimple on my face and it annoys me and it hurts really badly and I want it to pop.
THANK YOU!
You know it came to me all of a sudden, but seemingly it all started when all the dairy products in Canada became over priced and nobody decided to buy them. The only thing anyone bought were fruits and and they hunted leopards. They had do import all of them, and due to that, those things became over priced and everyone starved and suffered from some economic crisis. So the govorment raised the price of the dollar, changing it's name do dollar, and making it a coin. On it was the loony, which made every one either have an odd somersault-y feeling whenever they saw one, or go completely loony and eat their coins. This caused the cost of people to go up, and in turn the amount of the loony.
So one day, one guy name Tony, came and ripped off someones foot and sold it on ebay.
This comment is a little late, but I was doing stuff in between, and then forgot about it completely...
*nods*
i know im epic i know i is
*ego quickly growing*
I'm the Grand Mage's epic secretary.
Hi Nix!
Kallie, I WANT to be, but my parents think it's a waste on money...*facepalms*
*runs around taking pictures of a unicorn in a TARDIS*
In short, I was thanking Ariana.
Thrust.... That was... Interesting.
SPD, I'm not sure whiter I am Administrator or Junior Administrator...
Administrator
Awesome. But don't you have one in real life too?
If Derek is reading/reads this, he will be shaking his head at how blatantly we disregard who he put in the positions of power.
I'm BACK!!
And honest to god, I really dont care xD
I think he really is wanting to go to America just to make us see sense
Ariana....
I thanked you..
You're welcome
That's fine. If he comes to America, I'll be too busy fainting to argue.
WB Ana!
Yes Thrust, I am.
YAY! MORE TREATS!!
If he comes to America, I bet it'll be too far away for me to come. bleeargh
I'd be in shock so I'd be like, "Yes Derek. Yes Master Derek" then casually deny that i agreed
Kallie, their rationale is I could be using the money to buy books I HAVEN'T read and DON'T own, and I agree, but I can't seem to stop myself. *shrugs philosophically*
What I need is for every single kid at my school to start reading SP and create a reason for him to come to my school. hopefully
I love the library.
Magpies Dictionary
Library-Noun: FREE BOOKS
Zaf, what would happen would be I would faint right as I was about to get the books signed, and then my parents would take me out of the room and back home, so I'd never actually get them signed.
We trying. Its just why HC are such idiots beats me, why theu dont just send him. I mean look at UK Derek went to schools and kids ended up reading hence here he is book 8 in progress, they need to advertise and have him speak it works. Yes I know Derek hates talking to real people but this time there will be fans in the crowds
Sevpie, libraries are amazing. I have decided to have an SP birthday party, which will be extraordinarily amusing, because I have exactly one friend who reads them.
My mom read Scepter of the Ancients today! and she sort-of started PWF :D :D :D :D I CAN TALK ABOUT THEM IN REAL LIFE!!!!!!!
I wanted to but nooo my mom was like, oh do THG im like, SP, yeah Mom won :/
Zaf, and I dont know how they expect to develop a fan base if they don't publish the books...
I don't even know how I found them. If I didn't have a habit of getting the strangest sounding book on the shelf, I never would have read them.
I only read it because I couldn't find anything else to read. My dad brought it back from a business trip to England
Zaf, last year my party was a sleepover, but we ended up chasing eachother around(outside and in the pool) with noodles and whacking eachother and shooting eachother with my plastic bow and arrows, which was PRACTICALLY Hunger Games.
Hunger Games is OK. If it wasn't for my natural aversion to all things popular at my school (Harry Potter, Justin Bieber, Divergent-ish) I would probably like it more.
Divergent is actually really good
I liked it but SP just....awesome...Derek will freakin write a WAR like, end of the world xD
And Vinette forced me to read she just saw Skulduggery and was like, oooh dead guy
I asked this before but no one answered. Does anyone else ship Clarabelle/Scapegrace? I don't want to be alone
Go to the forums. Too many people ship that
Kind of ish. Although not after recent events.
Sevpie, I loved HG at the time, obsessed over it for a while, but it didn't last.
I ship Clarabelle/Thrasher :)
The first two HG books are OK, but the 3rd is just bleah
Catching Fire was the best in my opinion.
I just wanna see this dang war. I know Derek will make it 100 times more violent and epic then Mockingjay. Well i mean it is Derek. He has brains,
Yeah, they got progressively worse.
It'll DEFINITELY be more violent and epic.
But see, am I the only one who DOESN'T. Want a war? I'm not sure why...
Did you guys see the movie? The dog things were my favorite part of the book, and they didn't do the cool eye thing in the movie. :(
Hey, quick question. Who writes the Gone series?
Michael Grant
I love those books
I want a war, but im kinda scared, there will be death. Im nervous to see who will die. Thats my concern. See!!! If I was Grand Mage, i wouldnt be a fool like Bisahalani. Nooo the idiot going to bloody unecesary war
Sevpie, I did indeed watch the movie. And the dogs were fails, as were the tracker jackers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBrcn1JGgbA
Zaf, I think I don't want it to happen, because I love the way Skul and Val work together. Going off, saving the world singkehandedly, solving mysteries, and being generally brilliant. I dont want that to change. Besides the facts that Vals parents are bound to find out, and the chances for Skul becoming Vile for REAL increase exponentially.
Well its bound to happen. How long would Val keep the secret? Plus with....her family...
*STOP READING IF YOU HAVENT READ KOTW*
like how one the twins dead, the reflection gone bad, Darquesse and Lord Vile will come out and something tells me America wont be left
Well... Yes, but I was kind of hoping it would to the point where she would TELL them, and not be caught in the act.
Wbd, by the way.
I think this gonna end up Derek's revenge for the rebellion against him, he'll just kill off us all and save the instigators for a slow painful death in book 9
If the Doctor showed up right now, I would definitely ask to go forward to get books 8 and 9. and see the movie if it ever happens. *frustration at internet's refusal to give straight answer*
Meh i forsee many dead members of OTOA
Sevpie, I'd just run off with the TARDIS. although I suppose I would then have River to deal with...
True xD
NIXION STRANGE IS THE MOST ANNOYING PERSON ON EEEAARTTTHH!!!
:D
*hangs from tree*
I got to the end of season 4 but I don't want to watch anymore, because I like David Tennant
Watch more. Mat Smith is amazing, and funny, and he wears a bowtie-bowties are cool- and a Stetson-stetsons are cool- and a fez-fezzes are cool.
I'm going to keep watching, but my friends made me promise to watch Merlin first
I found my un-torn copy of PWF!
Sorry for disappearing! Got to go now!
BYE ALL!
Toodles everyone!
Ah.
So you've all left.
that 's how it's gonna be, eh?
Very well.
I'll just have to take up all the comments spaces from here until the next page for myself.
If that's how it's gonna be...
I'll just have to go on and on about how cruel I'm being because you all chose, in unison, that I should.
But do I want to do that?
No.
I would prefer to stay viewed as an innocent commoner for just a bit longer.
I wouldn't want to reveal the bad side of myself.
But, you know what they say... "If there's no one commenting reveal your bad side."
I may be taking that well overused saying a bit too literally, but it seems like it was made for this moment.
But I found WOOD in my oatmeal just now, and I'm curious to find out how I'm about to react.
Hello there.
There was this story I wanted to write.
Here is my favorite, only, and hence favorite, part...
Vlad looked down murderously at his next victims. Or more importantly, us. His eyes had a murderous glare, his nose had a murderous flare. His hair was murderous, his ears were murderous, his mouth, teeth and tongue, the knife in his hand, his stance, all murderous. Basically everything about him said murderous. Except for his butt. It said fart. But it sounded and defiantly smelled murderous.
That sounds er, like quite an entertaining story, actually.
Is this how you want me to treat you?
All night and day long giving you excerpts of stories written by me?
Torture. Absolute torture. Except for that last one, which I though was pretty good.
Oh hello there Calamity!
I'm afraid I have to go now!
Bye!
Hiya Thrust!
You're giving Blogland excerpts of stories composed by yourself?
Go for it! I want to read them!
Haha... Just kidding..
Ah shucks. See you later!
Actually I have to head off too.
Damn it.. I revealed my trick all too soon! I am so pissed I will find myself talking to myself out loud.
Goodbye then, Calamity...
You have successfully backfired my plans, which has in some books earned you the title of superior.
I grumble in the likes of you. Secretly in my heart. Out side I show no reaction to what you have done. Mocking me.
Making me have a monologue. That's supposed to be secret.
Oh dear, Thrust. You sound like quite a poet.
Oh. You're a Sherlockian? And a Whovian?
How has the newest turn of the plot treated you?
I am humbled in your presence, master Calamity.
Dare I answer her questions.
Stupid stupid questions...
...question mark...
Yikes. Apologies if I offended you!
...you weren't supposed to hear that last part.
I'm sorry for the confusion, master.
Don't call me master.
Cal will suffice, honest.
So how are you?
I'm grand, mas,,.
Cal.
And how is Cal?
Cal is good albeit a little stressed, as her exam block starts tomorrow.
I am feeling great confidence in your abilities to do well.
I'm sure.
That is, if you've studied enough.
What is this new word... Albeit.... I've seen it for the first time today... Five times.
Hopefully. Sigh.
Sorry, horrible conversationalist today.Or just generally, actually.
If you are talking about me, I would have to agree.
It's usually my fault.
I've seen you talk with others, maa-- Cal..
You're just fine.
No, it's me. I can't keep a conversation going ever.
Hey, Thrust - do you watch Supernatural?
What is albeit....?
I'm sure it's a new word.
One that doesn't exist...
IT EXISTS, EXCUSE YOU.
Neither can I, cal.
Maybe well cancel each other out...
No I'm sorry. One of my many flaws and possible reasons I'm so bad at this conversational small talk stuff is because with can never keep up with the current tv shows.
There are just so many! And all I have is a computer and a friend's house with satellite.
Albeit; although.
Very well. But it must mean something then.
Don't feel bad! I was just curious, because it's something new I picked up as soon as I heard exams are approaching.
I enjoy crying, apparently. It's a good show albeit a little scary.
Ah. I see. Albeit it is interesting I've only just found it today,
Ah! I don't want deds, aha. You have them. If you want.
Or they can float in the air until someone plucks them out.
Just ded to me, if you don't care about them so much..
I cannot believe what has become of these things. They seem so undesired nowadays in contrast to what they used to be.
They used to be claims. As in I claim this page for this, I claim this page for that....
But then they became dedications. Now that's something totally different!
People start making them meaningful and sad, and funny... It puts stress on people to make them GOOD.
And then, when whoever decided to allow others to ded for them, giving them rights, everyone started to do it..!
Well at the moment, nothing really matters that much for me to ded to.
And I haven't been on here for so long, that I feel bad about taking deds.
Yeah, you're right. The concept behind these have really changed since when I first joined.
and then people start thinking they're offending others, when they complain that they think the new way has become corrupt, and they speak their mind...
And then they rebuke them some more, and get set into some sort of placement paradox in everyone's mind...
Good point...
Fine.
I dedicate to you. Because you're here, and you're pretty damn amazing. And you learned a new word for your vocabulary.
Yay Thrust! :D
Yeah. It's very scary.
It gives me story ideas though. So I guess it's normal enough.
Eh. People always have opinions. There's not much one can do against that.
And that's great! Opinions, I mean.
Yay me!
Thank you Cal! You are amazing to.
I think I have finally cured myself of almost calling you master, mast-
I fall to my knees and cry. All those minutes of therapy down the drain! And these spikes are cutting into my skin!
Ehehehe...
Er. Don't punish yourself. No one deserves that.
My dedications are random and irrelevant.
I laugh at the way these voices take there place in my head. It's strange how I seldom encounter them.
Hello, Ariana!
The spikes were not there on purpose. I did not know they would be where my knees landed...
And there's only an indent. It'll go away! No blood.
Alright, I do have to go now so I'll talk to you two later.
Bye!
Hey! Hey Thrust!
Oh, bye!
And to Ariana isay, " I typed this with my nose! "
Aww, Thrust I gotta go too :'(
Talk to you later!
Me: What part are you at in my Skulduggery book?
Dad: Um... about 60 pages in? Not very far.
Me: Okay... Are you in chapter five, then?
Dad: I don't think so.
Me: Have they met China yet?
Dad: No.
Me: Have they left the house yet?
Dad: Uh... Yes! They left.
Me: Okay, so you're in chapter five. They're about to meet China.
Dad: Yes. And you just gave that away.
Me: ...Didn't you read the chapter title?
Dad: ...
Me: It was called "Meeting China Sorrows".
Dad: *facepalm*
Goodbye, Ariana.
I must leave as well.
Now I feel terrible about keeping you all here.
noe tying
k i'm really leaving now! Bye!
BTW the top says nose typing.
Hahaha, Val. You make me laugh.
jh,osxcxe
^ That's when I try to type with my nose.
I may have been lying though.
I don't usually try to type with my nose.. But when I do it's with an iPad...
Okay, I leave you with this one last thing I found randomly on bob the squirrel, which I also found randomly...
"You can make lemons out of apples"
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people seem bright until you hear them speak.
Oh, I like that
I've heard it before, but I still like it
That's because it's awesome. I think Ivy may have to say it.
Hi. I'm not REALLY here, just stalking.
Sorry, be back later
hey people!!!!
like, seiouly, i have the worst luck, ever! whenever i come on using computer, no one's here. if i go on from my phone, i get a mile long bill, and a nice convosation here. bad luck i say!!!
Hey Fire!
Hey Cal!
How are you? It's been quite a while since I last saw you.
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