Everyone has birthdays. These birthdays are celebrated. Sometimes there are parties. These things happen. These things are normal.
Some other people have birthdays that are celebrated in their absence, halfway around the world, by people they have never actually met. These things are definitely not normal. But these things happen to me.
My Minions, for your amusement, I provide for you a select few photos taken at the party organised by regular Minion commenter and general online-stalker, Valkyrie V Cain.
Billy-Ray Sanguine (in a lovely checked shirt tied off at the midriff... um...) and a seriously disturbed looking Tanith.
Melancholia, looking AWESOME.
Solomon Wreath, being his/her generally aloof self.
Kitana, kicking the hell out of poor Valkyrie...
... and looking pretty smug about it, too.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you one Nefarian Serpine, he/she of the red right hand...
... and poor China Sorrows, who has no idea what is about to happen.
Argeddion. Looking VERY pleased with himself.
You may be forgiven for wondering who is this long-haired person who is trying to woo Valkyrie, but then you will realise- it's Caelan. OBVIOUSLY.
A wonderful time had by all...
... and even I attended! (Sort of.)
And two photos to end things off. One... just because I think her facial expression is hilarious...
And the final photo of Valkyrie V Cain herself. All these photos have made me grin so much I think I've broken my face. Thank you Valkyrie, and thanks to all your (admittedly insane) friends...!
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Vik: *smiles, nods and says nothing*
(Hello Zafira, how be you?)
(Sorry, had to wrap a present!)
Okay! *begins skipping in the other direction*
Alys : *takes his hand*
I I owe you my life
*smiles and closes eyes*
Felix: let's go sweetie *smiles*
*They appear before a huge manor house where the cottage stood* And open them
(Hello Kalli *hugs*)
(*hugs Chlo bear tightly and takes a couple of cookies* )
(I am average thanks Kallista)
*opens eyes and gasps * the cottage,..
*smiles back and begins to walk normally* Are we taking the bike or is it just a short walk?
The cottage is now the kitchen
(Hey !
*dighs* my mum is makin me go to bed now because I'm always tired
*mutters* the sooner I have a blood test the better)
(Bye Chloe, hope you are well soon)
(Wait Inky my friend is having the same thing, she gets hugely tired no matter how much sleep of exercise she does, she took a blood test but nothing came up...)
Vik: you don't, that is a nice gesture but you owe me nothing
(Bye though, hope you feel better soon!)
(One last thing
Vel, there's a chance that I'm diabetic)
Goodnight Chloe *huggles tightly again*)
(*eats the cookies*)
(That's a shame Inky, hope you get better!)
(Chlo (i believe I've said this before but not too sure) if you are diabetic or not i will always be there / here to help you *nods* because that's what I'm good at doing (helping) and that's what a good boyfriend does, helps the girlfriend when she needs it)
(I second that! ^^ Just... Not the boyfriend/girlfriend bit...)
/) /)
( . . )
c(") (")
*hugs Velvet*
I like this,
everyone on the blog, we're like a family....
we always want to help each other out and make each other feel good and have a laugh and a good time
so I'm going to use the unused ded to ded to the blogland family,
you're all awesome in your own ways and each and everyone of you bring something unique to the table and one day i want to hug all of you in real life
(Yay bunnies!)
*sighs*
I dedicate this page to having a place to belong. It's something that I feel is important, and something that I have never had and probably never will. They say you don't know what you've got until it's gone and I think that's true, it is easy to take something forgranted until you can't have it.
No matter what I do or how much I try, I will never be more comfortable than when I am alone in my room, reading, watching movies and tv shows, and playing games. I'm introverted, massively, so socializing is not fun, being in a large crowd, at a social event, is overwhelming. Not frightening, it isn't shyness. I simply do not enjoy it, and I especially do not enjoy being reminded time and time again of the feeling of never really belonging anywhere.
I love university, I do, but that's one thing that just doesn't change. Around me, people have already formed groups, have already made friends. And the thing about introversion is you hate socialising but you value time spent with close friends, people you trust. It makes that feeling of belonging even more important, on a small scale.
And don't think I didn't try, because I did. I still do. But it is already apparent that I don't belong here either, like everything else. The longer I am alive the more I see just how much I don't belong in any of these places, even my home town, even my family and people I thought I was friends with, I realise more and more each day that although I still see them and talk to them I will never be a part of that world.
So I dedicate to belonging, being a part of someone's world. For some of you that is here, you belong here with your friends. For others it is elsewhere, maybe a small tightly knit friendship group, or family and relatives. For some it seems there is nowhere to belong, not really. And sometimes that is a scary thing to think about.
And I apologise if that seemed long winded or self centred. I guess I just wanted to share why it is important to me personally.
Ded was not unused Gar, thank you very much. I retain my right to dedicate.
(Hear hear to both deds!
*has no friends*
*extreme introvert*
*understands*
*still thinks Matex fits in here*)
(Hear hear to the both of you!)
(tis okay Matex there is a fair few un used deds on other pages so I'll use those instead....)
*hugs Kalli* thank you
Hear hear to Matex's ded!
Believe me Tia I do not. I never did, I only came on occasionally. Then I went through a brief phase where I thought I did belong here, much like everything else at first. But like everything that passed. Especially now more than ever I dislike this place. I will never really be comfortable or feel welcome here, for many reasons.
Quite right, Gar *nods*
And in a way, you were dedicating to much the same thing, I was just being a bit more general and a bit pessimistic about it.
Thanks Kal. I will disagree, but appreciate it none the less.
*hugs Kal tightly*
I also don't think you are lacking in intelligence. Or, if you are, then you are perfect that way and perhaps we should all lack some intelligence. You bring happiness to this place, at least for me. Good bye for now.
Stark glared at her. “How the hell do I talk about why I don’t want to talk about it without talking about it?”
“Now you’re being unreasonable.”
“And now you’re being a woman.”
Vic pretended to be aghast. “You know I’m a woman? And here I thought the uniform had hid it all these years.”
-kisses her gently back, reaching the top of the hill-
Hello?
"Arguments are said and done, smiles erased from battles won.
Photographs remind me I can look into the past, but I won't stare."
How are you doing, Matex?
I am all kinds of things, some terrible, some amazing. Part of me is undeniably ecstatic, part of me is broken. So I don't really know how I am. What about you?
(-scowls- broken hmm?)
I'm leaning towards the broken.
Also reading a book, so there's that.
*tacklehugs Sil* c:
Yeah Sil, very broken. On many levels. But it isn't bothering me right now cause I have you :)
Aaww yeah, distraction is good. I don't have to focus to read right now, I wish I did.
*hugs Matex*
Great ded!
*hugs Sil*
You're amazing
*hugs Tia*
You're awesome
No one can argue because just do not lie!
(Or at least not right now...)
*hugs Dug* thanks!
I dont have THE focus to read** woops.
Hey, Duggy! *huggy*
An hour and 13 minutes til the finale, first time watching it live EVER.-Zaf
I may as well stop ghosting now. Hi.
Ghosting is fun. Especially when people start talking about you because then you can come in like "WHAT A COINCIDENCE."
Agents of SHIELD.-Zaf
Is an amazing SHOW - J
I would like to offer my most insincere apologies for one of my comments earlier. I was upset, and obsessed with violence, which resulted in me posting said comment. I believe I also upset the person who the comment was directed at, who had done nothing to deserve said comment.
In conclusion, I would like to redact the comment "*kills Erebus*"
(Hello! c:)
Didn't he tell you about the whole primordial thingy where he can't die. Like even if he wanted to.
You watch it took?! FINALLY SOMEONE WHO DOES! I'm excited for the reuinion tonight I want fists to fly.-Zaf
Um. Yeah about that I usually just stay in my room and shun face to face interaction in general so I haven't watched in a little while. My dad watches it ever week though. - J
WAIT! I'll just watch it online. I'm a genius. - J
He was just talking big. Some people do that when they're scared.
I don't know the name for it. Reverse psychology?
It's why you never say that your intentions are "humanitarian" because that will make people (rightfully) think that you're there to kill them.
Uh huh...
...
He's not happy about that. He's "kindly requesting" that I let him out "just for a few minuets" to "teach that foolish mortal its place".
Haha I have it on HD I'm waiting...You have no idea I wanna see things go down. I had to beg my mom to let me stay up past 9:30 but since its the finale and we may not be in school again she agreed so long as I have myself ready to go to bed as soon as its over.-Zaf
(Uh... I only just found out what R&R stands for.)
Minuet - a slow, stately ballroom dance for two in triple time, popular especially in the 18th century.
Oh, Erebus, I didn't know you felt this way about me! *giggles romantically*
Tia don't mess with Erebus.-Zaf
Erebus is lonely and bored.
Erebus, if you want to be lonely and bored forever, never visit Blogland again.
We make things fun.
*Blake's left eye twitches as it becomes dark around the edges*
Heh, you've got him pretty riled up.
*He grimaces as the shadows work their way towards his pupil*
Erebus, leave us all alone.
*Tia skips towards Blake*
*waves her hand in front of Blake's eyes*
Yoo-hoo!
Come out, Erby! It's your BFF #3!
(Hey, Kallis!
I'm kinda distant myself, reading.)
*His face scrunches up, when his eyes open again the left one is a void*
Blake/Erebus: Oh come now, where's the fun in that?
Tia I need you to apologize. Like, now.
Sorry for trying to kill you, Erby! Like, I know that's not even possible, but I'm still totally sorry, yup!
Uh...
(*hugs Zaffy and Kallis and Blakey*)
*They both giver a cynical look, making this one of the rare occasions they agree*
I need you to mean it, mortal. For your own sake, before I am in control.
*Blake cries out and doubles over. Shadows swirl around him ominously and a low chuckle shakes his form*
(Give her*)
(*Takes a cupcake as he watches Blake with a mildly interested expression* - J)
(Hear hear!)
I'm sorry for upsetting you, Erebus.
Eek! c:
*outstretches her hands to Erebus, one containing a cupcake, the other a muffin*
*A shadow whips around Tia's neck, lifting her off the ground*
*He straightens, smiling through Blake's face*
Too little, too late. Also this is the first time in a while I've been in control, may as well amuse myself.
*The shadow tightens as his smile widens*
*stands quietly off to the side, watching with mild interest*
Oh, well you're most welcome for being released-
*straining*
He's... mine...
(Hello, Alastair!)
Hello.
*carefully avoids the hug* I generally prefer not to be hugged, and do not intend to personally offend you by avoiding this one.
*He places his hand on Kalli's waist as though he were actually planing to take part in the dance. Then sends a blast of shadows into her side at point-blank range*
I think not.
*He turns back to Tia, his gaze causes thin barbs to grow on the shadow holding her throat*
So, what shall I do with you, hmm?
Keep... me... alive?
Zanida: Leave Tia alone, Erebus. *she is dressed for battle, already an impressive sight for any Midgardian, minus Alastair* You should go back to your little corner.
I'll decline your cupcake, as well, though I've no objection to shaking hands.
*He laughs, though there is no joy in the sound*
You mortals never cease to confuse me with your strange sense of humor. No, I have not been able to kill anyone for quite some time and that annoys me.
*He twirls a finger through the air and the tendril begins to thrash*
*Turns to Zanida with an incredulous expression*
I believe I spoke with your brother regarding the chance your kind have against me, it is not much better than that of humans.
*is struggling to talk, or breathe*
Zanida: I rather die then let you hurt any of my friends. *she sends her flaming daggers directly at Erebus, fast and very precise*
*glances Kallista and makes note to vanish her if needbe*
((Wbd SHIELD is in in legit 2 minutes and I have NEVER watched it live.-Zaf
*His body flickers, and he appears directly in front of her as the daggers pass harmlessly through the air*
If you are so willing to die for your friends then I will send you to Hades together.
*The Asguardians shadow comes to life and grabs hold of her ankles as a dark spear shoots towards her abdomen*
Kal... you have to take me back! :c
Erebus!
*An aura of power erupts around him, blowing anyone and anything within ten feet back*
I am a primordial, you pests. In the entirety of the universe there is but one being greater than myself and it has slumbered for longer than the universe as you know it has existed. When I am free of these pitiful seals I will save this place, this "Blogland" for the last as I slowly obliterate all of existence, and when it is your turn to return to darkness it will be drawn out over eons, your suffering will seem eternal and you will beg for death in your every waking moment.
You have the entire universe.
But you came here for me, to dance. You sure know how to make a lady feel special.
(Thanks, Kal! :)
And Tia's ego is too funny for me.)
Zanida: *yelps* I'll go to Valhalla you moron!!!! *when the spear hits she screams*
*makes Zanida vanish just before the spear hits her*
*His eyes narrow in rage*
Die.
*A forest of black spikes shoots up from the ground, especially thick in places people just happen to be standing*
*a piercing sound fills the air as Tia's feet get impaled and bones inside get crushed*
Gracious, Eberus, you're dramatic. *has dematerialized, and isn't bothered by the spikes* Have you considered that you might actually be making it more difficult for people to take you seriously?
*A dozen spikes around Kalli reform into shadowmen and attack. They aren't terribly quick, but their attacks have enough force to crush stone and wherever they're hit more shadows simply fill the gap*
*The shadows piercing Tia's feet work their way into her veins and through her muscles, making a point of stabbing and thrashing wherever possible and some places it shouldn't be*
*His empty gaze levels with Alastairs, filling his thoughts with an immeasurably ancient and vast presence*
Mortal, I do this for my amusement. Your opinions are of no more importance than what an ant thinks as you crush it underfoot.
*after screaming for what seems like forever, Tia screams a word*
Stop!
*breaks into a smirk, and laughs lightly* Did you not call Loki some pathetic lesser being only recently? You've just quoted him almost exactly.
*He smirks in return*
It seems the thought never crossed your mind that it was he who quoted m-
*His face contorts into a snarl and the shadows waver*
Blake: Enough, get back behind the seals where you belong.
*sighs slightly, and waits to see how this will play out*
*passes out from the pain*
*or dies*
*she's not sure which*
He has.
*Four faint, ornate glowing circles appear on the ground around Blake's body*
Speaking of seals... allow me... to break... another!
*The outermost circle begins to crack, black lines run through it with alarming speed as Erebus laughs*
*With a final scream from both voices the circles fade in a flash and the shadows disintegrate. Blake falls to his knees and leans back, unconscious*
*crawls over to Erebus with intent to steal one of the circles*
*steps closer, inspecting Blake from a few feet away with interest*
*solidifies, holding up her super soaker filled with salsa*
*she's also wearing her big, dark sunglasses*
Always fear, Dugglyn is here!
*Thin trails of shadow rise from his body like smoke as he sleeps, oblivious to the world*
(Hey El and Duggy!)
*A streak of red hurtles into their midst, leaving a clear path in its wake*
Kaitlin: I saw the fight from Blake's house and came as quick as I could is everyone okay were any seals broken is Blake alive oh my god I hope he didn't kill anyone!
*She stops to take a deep breath*
Nobody looks dead... other than Blake and believe me he always looks like that when he's asleep.
*hugs Elleni*
Yay! Thanks!
*flashes an award winning grin at Kallista*
Thanks you, thank you. Would you like my auto graph?
*glances down at Blake*
*points the super soaker at Blake*
I heard he caused some trouble?
*swings the super soaker up and points it at Kaitlin*
*glares*
Who are you?
Kaitlin: Hasn't he told you about the seals? They're the only things keeping Erebus from taking total control of him. There used to be five, heard one was broken...
Kaitlin: Blake's older sister, nice to meet you.
*She smiles and waves*
Really though, is everyone alright?
3 am. Sleep. Good night!
IT'S IN THE FRAKKING SHIP!
*her grin widens and she pulls out a pen, still pointing the super soaker at Kaitlin with the other*
Where would you like it? Do you have any paper?
(Good night Tia!!!)
*nods at Kaitlin, lowering the gun*
*lowers her sunglasses a bit*
Dugglyn Carzainia.
(G'night Tia.)
Kaitlin: *Glances at the super soaker*
What's with the water gun?
*Blake moans weakly in his sleep*
Kaitlin: *Immediately perks up*
Does that mean somebody has cookies on them..?
*Blake turns over and ends up with his face in the dirt*
*narrows her eyes*
Thus is not water gun. It is a high functioning super salsa super soaker. It can melt metal.
*turns back to Kallista, grinning again*
*takes the piece of paper and signs it*
There you go! Enjoy!
Did someone say cookies?!
Oh oh oh! Can I have a cookie?! Dan I have one?!
"Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless, until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire."
Kaitlin: Time for us to go as well.
*She hoists Blake over her shoulder like a rag doll and takes off towards his house*
(Good night everyone.)
*wonders if anyone else is still on*
Wbd and msd though. So... I guess it won't matter if there's no one on now.
Right, cause the last comment was an hour and a half ago.
*becomes a ghost*
(Hello.)
Bethany: *smiles, moving to the front door* *opens it and holds it open for her*
Thanks.
-walks into the house and sets the basket down gently-
So um..I'll take the couch?
(Hello, Silente. *hugs her tightly*)
Bethany: *walks in and closes the door* Why would you do that?
(-hugs Soph tightly back- hey. Good morning.)
-blushes-
I don't know..
(Good morning to you too.)
Bethany: My bed is big enough for two.
(I will be back in a moment.)
(Okay :)
- smiles and hugs Beth round the waist, resting her head on Beth's shoulder-
That works too.
(Might be distant Soph, getting changed into uniform and what not :)
(I am back.
Alright, Silente.)
Bethany: *hugs her back, kissing her gently* Yes, it does.
(welcome back!)
- kisses her gently back-
So..rest?
Bethany: Yes. Rest. *leads her into her bedroom*
-smiles, letting herself be led to the bedroom, holding Beth's hand-
Bethany: Do you have clothes that you sleep in?
Um
-blushes-
Normally I just grab some spare underwear..it's not like I'd have caught a cold..
Bethany: Ah. Okay. *smiles* So I presume you wouldn't like to borrow any?
If it'd make you more comfortable then I'll borrow some...I don't really mind much..
Bethany: It's up to you. *smiles* I don't mind. I'll be comfortable either way.
In which case I think I'll stick to underwear
-smiles-
If that's okay.
Bethany: It is fine by me. *smiles again* I will wear a dress, though, if that is fine.
That's fine. Your dresses are cute.
Bethany: They are? *starts to remove her armour*
Well..I think so..
-takes off her jumper and shirt, shivering slightly-
Bethany: What's the matter? *finishes removing her armour, moving it into a pile next to the bed* *takes her white silk dress from the bed, slipping it on gently*
- takes off her trousers but keeps her socks on-
Nothing. Just unused to feeling anything as cold.
-grins-
Bethany: Sorry... *climbs into her bed, moving the covers over herself*
It's fine.
-crawls in beside her, pressed against her side-
Bethany: *hugs her tightly, smiling, resting her head on the pillow, closing her eyes*
- smiles, turning into her, arms cradled against their chests, resting her head and closing her eyes-
(Time skip?)
(Time skip.)
-murmurs happily, blinking her eyes open-
Bethany: *shifts slightly but remains asleep, still hugging her*
- kisses her neck gently-
Beeeeeth. Wakey wakey.
-kisses her cheek and whispers into her ear-
Fun time..
- kisses the corner of her lips-
Bethany: *her eyes open slowly* *smiles* What are you doing, Silente?
(I have to leave now. Goodbye.)
- smiles back-
I read somewhere that sleeping princessess can only be woken up by kissing them. I was waking up the princess.
(Okay Soph. Bye!)
*has finally learned what Be The Glue is*
DAAAAAANG. Those lyrics are AWESOME! And I LOVE the idea of it! YOU GUYS NEED TO MAKE MUSIC TO GO WITH THEM!
*continues to read all the posts*
Oh, and you've just got a new fan. ;)
*gets to the Frozen Parodies*
*dies from laughing at Blogger's A Place Of Aw*
I've only JUST read the title of the next one, and I'm already starting to laugh!
WHY???
Even though no one was on in the first place, I'm going to say I have to go, but I'll be on later.
Bye Blogland!
Comment 3333! Awesome!
Okay, bye now.
Cold...
*hands Tia a blanket and some warm tea*
Hi! How are you? I just got back.
Hello...
*eats the blanket and drinks the tea*
(Thanks!)
I am ok. How are you?
I'm good.
*waves up a few comments*
Can't believe I didn't try to learn what Be The Glue was sooner. Didn't realize it was a band of BLOGLANDIANS.
Wbd.
VoIP why does autocorrect want me to change boop to...
*gestures to the first word thing*
I have no idea what it even means...
And why is spell check saying boop is not a word? It is too a word!
I'm acting silly right now...
:P
Be The Glue! :D
YESSSSSH!
I HAVE OFFICIALLY SELF DECLARED MYSLEF THEIR NUMBER TWO FAN!
AND I MADE A MELODY FOR SIL'S LULLABY!
Even though that was posted a few months ago.
Gotta go. Sorry Tia. Bye!
Bye, Be The Glue's number two fan!
Hello? Sophia?
Is anyone here? Hello?
(-laughs- thanks Lavender! Glad you like it!)
My life is so messed up. And I'm so sorry. But I want to die.
I just do.
I'm scared, Jai.
And I can't do it.
And I have no-one to turn to.
Is there anyone here?
Don't expect to see me again.
Because I'm gone either way.
*hugs Tia* I know the feeling but it's not worth it :(
(-hugs kas- it's okay)
It's not okay.
It's not even remotely close to okay.
I've fucked up, ok?
I can never make up for this.
Never.
And I never will. So I'd rather die.
(Kas no. No matter what you've done it can always be redeemed.)
Tia. No.-ZF
Not this.
Never this.
You don't know it.
I've thrown my life away.
Now5I should literally throw it away.
It's not worth living through anyway.
Jai, I really, really fucked up. I cannot live with myself anymore.
I am such an awful person.
Just help me die, please.
:(
I'm sorry, guys.
I don't want to ruin your day.
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