Everyone has birthdays. These birthdays are celebrated. Sometimes there are parties. These things happen. These things are normal.
Some other people have birthdays that are celebrated in their absence, halfway around the world, by people they have never actually met. These things are definitely not normal. But these things happen to me.
My Minions, for your amusement, I provide for you a select few photos taken at the party organised by regular Minion commenter and general online-stalker, Valkyrie V Cain.
Billy-Ray Sanguine (in a lovely checked shirt tied off at the midriff... um...) and a seriously disturbed looking Tanith.
Melancholia, looking AWESOME.
Solomon Wreath, being his/her generally aloof self.
Kitana, kicking the hell out of poor Valkyrie...
... and looking pretty smug about it, too.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you one Nefarian Serpine, he/she of the red right hand...
... and poor China Sorrows, who has no idea what is about to happen.
Argeddion. Looking VERY pleased with himself.
You may be forgiven for wondering who is this long-haired person who is trying to woo Valkyrie, but then you will realise- it's Caelan. OBVIOUSLY.
A wonderful time had by all...
... and even I attended! (Sort of.)
And two photos to end things off. One... just because I think her facial expression is hilarious...
And the final photo of Valkyrie V Cain herself. All these photos have made me grin so much I think I've broken my face. Thank you Valkyrie, and thanks to all your (admittedly insane) friends...!
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- smiles, matching the passion, holding her close-
-keeps stroking her wings and the softball downy feathers that make up the underside-
Bethany: *breaks away from the kiss and curls up next to her, placing her ear on her heart, listening, smiling, her wings and hair continuing to glow white*
Clara, that does sound great.
-blushes, still holding her close, staring up at the clouds, stroking the wings absentmindedly-
Are you hungry?
Bethany: Yes, a little. How about you?
*sighs* Really? He just had to be the annoying half today?
(*isn't happy because Stark's War is too expensive for my device*)
I'm okay. I got four different types...I wasn't sure what you liked?
-reaches for the basket, opening it-
*If the shadow had a mouth, it would be smiling*
"The annoying half" is acting free of the other half's body, which is sound asleep minus the wild thrashing from the nightmares.
Bethany: I'm fine with most fruit, I think... What do you have?
(I will be back soon.)
(Okay Soph.)
Grapes, Oranges, Apple's and Mangoes..
*is just generally unhappy*
Can someone please recommend me some military sci-fi books or good 80's music? Guys?
(I'm afraid I dont m ow of any Kas..)
*ignores the shadow, quite bored of it*
Bah, is there no being on this planet capable of being the slightest bit amusing?
(J: The Artemis Fowl books are wonderful sci-fi.)
(@Erebus I can always let you have some fun with Sil2 and Onwa. -raises an eyebrow-)
One can easily be amusing.
(Or you and Loki can have some play time. That'd be better.)
(Military sci-fi book:
Tia i recommend Helsreach (its a really really good book) (google it) )
*shouts even though she knows Val won't be able to hear her*
VAL! GET YOUR BEHIND ON THE BLOG NOW! WE'RE ON YOUR BIRTHDAY TO DEREK POST!!!!!
Also, hello and msd.
(hey Lavender :)
Hi Sil, how are you?
Oh, and also wbd.
Playtime with me, would be bad.
(Aww Loki you have playtime with so many others, are you discriminating against Erebus? -grins:-)
Do you want playtime, Silente?
(I never said that..)
I do enjoy playtime.
(Believe me, you needn't tell us. We've heard.)
Not in that sense, Silente. *sighs*
Since I'm failing at conversation, how is everyone else? (I have no idea what's going on right now, to be honest)
(-laughs- sure Loki.)
(I'm okay thanks Lavender. Slightly cold..)
*offers Sil another blanket*
If that helps.
*smiles*
(-cuddles blanket-
Thanks. How are you?)
(I am back.)
Bethany: Could I feed you some grapes?
(Welcome back)
-smiles-
Sure, if you want to.
Welcome back, Soph. And hello.
I'm good, Sil. :) Thanks.
(You're welcome :)
(I have to say I'm excited at the prospect of what Clara is doing..)
Bethany: *takes out the grapes, pulling one from the stalk* *smiles and moves it to Silente's mouth*
- smiles and opens her mouth slightly, punching the grape between her teeth and taking it from Beth's hand, chewing and swallowing-
Mm. Juicy. I buy good grapes.
*sighs*
(-pokes Loki's face- Sup pup?)
And what IS Clara doing? What's she planning....?
You know, Loki, when I asked how people were, I meant you and Zaf too.
How are you both?
(@Lavender she's recording ALL the roleplay to ever have happened on blogkand and hopefully making a book...
or fifty.)
*sends Tanya to heat up Sil with her own body heat and, if needed, matches*
(Hello, Hope!)
("And, if needed, matches" xD Nuh dont set me on fire!)
Bethany: *pulls another grape away and eats it herself* *moves a second to Silente's mouth*
Say what? Seriously?
*looks at Zaf*
Whoa. Good luck with that!
Hi Tia! How be you?
-does the same as before, pinching, chewing and swallowing-
Thank you
How am I?
I just realised that my best friend did not remember my birthday.
*thinks for 30 seconds*
I'm awful.
Bethany: This is so nice...
I am fine.
Happy! Might have two snow days -Zaf
(How does that make you terrible Kas??)
It is..I'm glad we decided to have a picnic.
*agrees with Sil*
That's cool, Zaf!
(For her birthday, I commissioned the most beautiful painting of a Mass Effect couple she ships.
She didn't even acknowledge my existence today.)
Tia....*walks over and holds close* Happy birthday. -Zaf
Status Update:
I am done working on the Blogland Archive for today, and I've done rather well. In the future, I expect that a single post of Derek's will be enough for one day, when the comments get into the thousands.
But as it is, today I've documented the first 23 posts. No role-play yet, so not much information was gleaned, though in the most recent five people have begun to extensively converse with each other and form friendships.
I am tired now. I'm going to go take a nap.
(Good night, Clara!)
*hugs Zaf*
*realizes something*
Oops...
Wow, Crow. Awesome. Have a good rest!
*hugs Tia*
(Well done Clara. Sleep now.)
Okay, I think I'm gonna go... I can't really BE here right now... My mind is in several places....
I'll come back on later, when I can focus more. Bye guys!
Come cuddle with me.-Zaf
(What have you realised?)
*hugs Hope*
Bethany: *cuddles up to her, moving another grape to her mouth*
(Good bye, Hope!)
(Bye Lavender :/)
-smiles and eats the grape, cuddling back-
Thank you..
(...)
(-huggles Kas-)
Why am I such an emotional wreck?
*collapses*
*hugs Sil*
(Because life is hard and emotions are even harder.)
I miss Danni.
*hugs Sil extra tightly*
(I know. Do you still email her?)
I usually email her.-Zaf
(I do...)
(Then at least there's that..
To be honest me and Danni ...we never really talked. And the last time we did was just that massive argument over that one stupid comment...I haven't had the nerve to email her.)
Bethany: *eats another grape, smiling* This is a good first date. A great first date.
-smiles-
I'm glad you think so. And that nothings gone wrong..
-snuggles back into the grass, hands behind her head-
I'm so relaxed right now...I could fall asleep.
(She said she quit.
Star quit too.
Soon only I will remain :c
And I don't want to be the last one standing.)
Please tell me I am at the right post...
(@Kas that won't happen. For one, apart from small breaks, I never plan on leaving unless I have to. For two there will always be new bloggers.)
(Hey Amy :)
Bethany: At least wait until we get back before you fall asleep. *kisses her neck gently*
Hello Silente! How are you?
- smiles and shivers slightly-
I said I could, not I will. Don't worry I won't fall asleep.
And hello Sophia! How are you?
(I'm okay thanks. You?)
(Hello, Amy. How are you?
Don't ask me how I am.)
(Hello Amethyst. I am depressed. Yourself?)
Bethany: When we get back we should sleep... We probably won't get much later.
I'm fine, thanks. Is the proving robot thing new or has it been here for some time?
Amy, the true robot is me, as my name will tell.
(that's new. Just ignore it Amy.)
-blushes slightly-
Probably not..not if last time was anything to go by..
(I believe it is somewhat new though entirely pointless. You do not have to fill it in.)
Oh. Okay. I don't get why it's there in the first place if it doesn't really serve much of a purpose.
Hello Rotia. What type of robot are you?
(@Amy the blog wanted to feel special so it got an anti robot thing but the robots hacked it and made it useless. -nods-)
Oh... I see...
(@Amy I believe I was the first person to discover the verification box below, and it says "please prove you're not a robot" and I ignored it and could still post comments so I concluded that I am a robot, hence the name change. *nods*)
(-whispers- the blog felt bloated so tried to diet and reduce the people who commented.)
(So I'm humanoid, like a Cylon model.)
...
IT'S IN THE FRAKKING SHIP!
Interesting. *nods*
You mean, the robot box is like a... diet pill?
Aha, found you again.
(J: Had to shut down my computer because of bugs.... you have no idea how long I've been looking for this. On the plus side I found a TON of older posts that are relatively empty.)
Hello Erebus! How are you?
I am bored, mortal number five, as per usual.
...am I mortal number five?
Yes, you are the fifth mortal which I have spoken with today.
It might be easier to just call me Amethyst because mortal number five is a mouthful!
Good night, Blogland.
Mortal number five is what I have decided to call you. Good night, mortal number four.
Good night, Rotia!
(*is having refresh problems on phone*)
I thought I was mortal number three?
You hardly can say I am 'mortal'
(Good night!)
Then what happens tomorrow? Do the numbers shift?
Hello Loki! How are you?
I am fine.
Well, that's good.
As I recall, Loki, your adopted father died of old age. That makes Asguardians mortal by definition.
My most sincere apologize, mortal number three. You're all so similarly boring it is difficult to keep track.
If you did your research, idiot, you would realize Odin is alive and well, then again Midgardians are useless.
IT'S IN THE FRAKKING SHIP!
*sleeps*
The happenings of lesser beings are of no real concern to me, why would I research such an overconfident race?
*laughs* Erebus, you are a GOD. Yet you can't keep track of FIVE NUMBERS. :) You are so funny.
*Images of unimaginable torture assault Amethyst's mind. Endless confinement, absolute darkness, pain beyond comprehension. All of this and more overcomes her thoughts for a moment as the shadow gazes into her eyes*
While this form can cause you no physical harm, it would be unwise to anger me any further.
*chuckles and whispers to self* And so easily angered too...
You were correct in saying I am a god, you should be bowing before me not making insults.
Do you define mortal as a being who can die of old age?
I define mortal as someone who is subject to the laws of nature, fate, age, and death in general.
Well, if you keep numbering everyone off and not remembering who we all are, why would we even bother to bow to you? You'll just forget us all later anyways.
Start using index cards. They might help you to remember the five of us correctly next time!
*waves and walks away*
Hello Alastair! How are you?
Hm... I might get myself some ice cream.
*walks toward closest ice cream store*
Alastair hardly is.
*realizes after a few minutes it's too cold to get ice cream*
*sits on a nearby park bench*
Asguardians can die, correct? Therefore they are mortal to a degree. My kin and I are eternal, I myself predate time and will never cease to exist.
(J: Be back soon, dinner.)
Good I can get peace and quiet.
While there are a number of things that cannot kill me, I am subject to death in general, Loki.
Hello, Amethyst.
May suddenly disappear.
So all of us are, then?
*can only be here for a short time*
Hello.
(What is Erebus? I'm trying to understand what kind of creature/thing you must be not to be able to die. What can keep you going forever?)
Hello Lavender! How are you?
Hi Amethyst! I'm... Well, waiting for Alastair to be honest. But I'm also good!
Have we spoken before? If not, nice to meet you!
I don't think we have so, nice to meet you too! :D
I like your profile picture, by the way. :)
I dedicate this page to Zanida and Silente.
*pokes Loki*
Hey Loki/Zaf, someone going to ded?
*reads a message from her aunt*
*suddenly gets anxious*
Uh oh...
*nods*
Right, cause I'm just so slow...
You can ignore that then, Loki, and good ded. :)
Thanks, Lavender!
I'll be kind of distant.
*growls*
Okay then, I've got five minutes left, and it seems like Alastair disappeared.
...
I'm still waiting.
Okay, Amethyst.
Waiting for me? Whatever for?
Oh, hi!
*tries to be calm*
*suddenly punches Alastair in the face fast as lightning*
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DIDNT TELL ME ARETHA WAS YOUR AUTHOR!!!
Even though I have barely spoken to you...
Still! I want to talk to her, I haven't seen her in ages!!!
Yeah, that's what I wanted to say.
*growls again*
And I have to go in one minute.
YOU'D BETTER BE ON WHEN I COME BACK!
Not really, but I want to see you more often.
GOT IT?
Gotta go.
*poofs*
Sorry, I let my author let it slip. *smirks* What have you been up to, Alastair?
(J: Oh boy... you had to go and ask exactly what a primordial is. Here goes.
Primordials are the first race of beings and deities. They predate all others and created the universe as we know it. They are immortal, posses absolute strength, vast divine powers, have unlimited stamina and can only be harmed by a being of equal or greater power which would be another primordial. The only being greater than the primordials is their mother, Chaos.)
*her fist would pass through him harmlessly*
I don't like to mention that I have an author at all, whenever possible; most people will cease to think of you as a legitimate person once they realize you're using someone else to take dictation for you. For the same reason, and because I don't especially like my author, I don't often care to be used as a means of communication between her and others, though I will speak for her on this occasion.
She has been excited to see you on the blog, as well, and she invites you to email her if you'd like to speak with her.
I question the point of having a being who cannot die, the fairness of it.
(J: Honestly Loki when do we actually kill anyone anyways? And as we all know there are other ways to deal with beings like Erebus.)
*glances at Alastair* I hate to admit, but I agree with you. I know what you mean about the author revealance. When Zafira revealed herself, she did it merely because people were mistaking her for the actor in the movies, so she cleared up who she was.
(J: And since he is sealed and separated from most of his power, those traits are greatly exaggerated in relation to his current state. However, should he be freed...)
It isn't that no one dies, per se, but certainly no one stays dead.
(J: Alastair, you make a fine point. Hello, Kalli.)
Greetings, mortal number six.
Yes, like Director Coulson. I kill him, the man comes back from the dead.
I do not give many specifics on the list, if you have not warranted my anger, you can assume I am not going to kill you.
I wonder if Blake is on that list. How I would love to put you in your place from his body.
I would assume as you are Blake, he is far from the list.
Blake and I are two separate beings. I reside in his body and will control it entirely soon, but we are not one.
Control is not often a great thing.
I do not mind dancing.
It is not painful.
*dances with her, smirking*
I taught myself for these ocasions.
It appears so.
Laura said he was busy.
(I'll be here in a few minuets. Can I get a fanfare or something prepared for my arrival?
J: He's kidding, of course...
No I'm not.
J: Yes you are.
Nu uh.
J: I'm the author. You're kidding, and we're going now.)
Perhaps. Ah. Msd, Sleep.
My finals were both today, but I didn't have to take the English one because the teacher dislikes exams and only requires them for students whose grades would benefit from them, and mine would be the same either way.
It came out pretty well, though I had to stay up way too late to finish it. :-/
Good luck on your finals! I'm sure you'll do great. :-)
*Enters dramatically to the fanfare Kalli prepared*
Thank you, thank you. Hello everyone.
*would have to go at any moment, but just has to come on and vent some pent up frustration*
...
*realizes it all left after causing a tornado storm in her head*
Well that's just great!
*is being sarcastic*
It's going to come back again, and-
*throws a dagger into a tree*
Ah, there it is...
*takes out a second dagger while getting the first one out of the tree*
*starts slashing at innocent defenseless trees*
*mutters a few words people can't hear*
*growls and yells incoherently, slashing more, faster and harder*
*stops, panting, and hugs Kal back*
Thanks...
*lets out a growl sigh*
I have no idea what's wrong with me to be honest. I've been getting this sudden urge to hit something on and off for a while now...
*would type more but at the moment, is getting distracted irl*
People are really mean to trees...
Sorry, Blake, but it's either that or-
You know what, never mind.
*has to go*
Sorry...
*Absentmindedly rips a tree to shreds with a dozen or so sharpened shadows*
Bye...
[hugs Kallie]
[hugs Lav]
[waves to Blake]
*Isn't cool enough for a hug*
;n;
*Hugs Kalli back*
:D
'Lo?
*sighs*
It's not exactly my day that's bad, and it's not exactly frustration either...
*doesn't know what to do with herself*
*is back, but again, only for a short time*
*takes one of the cupcakes Kal left*
*nibbles on it*
*hugs Lavender*
You ok?
You know what? Ignore that. Ignore all of that. I'm deleting them.
And I'm sorry...
I'm just going to go now...
No Lavender, don't go....
*huggles tightly*
I'm here if you need me..
[hugs Lav]
If there's anything I can help with, my inbox is always open.
(-hugs Lavender tightly-
Its okay..I don't know what it is but its okay...
I think Loki is terminal. That's two deds.)
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